Boner Kawanger

Agreed. The Hardcore title would have ruined Brock.

So we can confirm he didn't bury Jericho, right?

She's coming to get you, Barbara.

I guess the words "HHH" and "buries" just bring out that sort of knee jerk reaction. Unless he said something about the ladder match, because I think he started ripping on other 'Mania matches.

I think it'd be cool to predict the inductors as well as the inductees. I'll borrow King's list, since it's the one I agree with most. Ric Flair (HHH, no brainer) Arn Anderson (Chris Benoit) JJ Dillon (No idea) Ricky Steamboat (Chris Jericho) Road Warriors (The Dudleys) Sting (Shelton Benjamin) Ted DiBiase (JBL?) Ray Traylor (I'm trying to think of someone who actually had a long-time association and friendship with him)

I don't think anyone is strong enough to type it all or able to sit through the entire thing. From memory, he came out, sat in a chair in the middle of the ring, and complained about Batista. He may have mentioned the Learning Tree, but I may be thinking of another promo. He talks about Batista making the wrong choice, knowing that he could have beaten JBL and Cena. He talks about Batista making the wrong choice for his opponent last week, because he beat Chris Benoit. Around this time, he starts leaning back in his chair and begins long silences. Around this time I stopped watching.

Rogue Squadron: Robert Duvall Narrated by James Earl Jones Mission 1: The screen flashes green and proclaims "OH SHIT OH SHIT ROBERT DUVALL WAS IN M*A*S*H". Mission Complete. Mission 2: Jones asks you to help him move. You accept. He asks you why you're a racist. Mission Complete. Mission 43: Jones tells you to help kill deadly sharks. You accept. He forgot the ammo, though. You go home and make awkward small talk. Mission Complete. Mission 75: Mission Complete. Et cetra.

So how's Mirror Universe Pope doing?

If Beetle dies, I might give up comics for a while. I am fucking in love with Blue & Gold right now. It's bad enough they wrote Booster out of things following Identity Crisis. Here's the one big problem I have, which is summed up perfectly by this preview. I've been reading a lot of Batman and The Flash lately. I think Johns is great. But both of the books are starting to bother me in the way they open with the hero narrating "This is some stuff that happened to me. I'm The Flash/Batman". With stuff like JLI or even Formerly Known..., character interaction is the key that makes it work. There's hardly any heavy-handed or repetative narration. And the first thing I read on this preview? "This stuff happened to me when I was a kid. I'm the Blue Beetle." Don't get me wrong, I'm excited as all hell for these events, but if it turns every title grim, I'll probably start dropping titles. It's bad enough Dr. Light's newest power seems to be raping people.

But there's no publicity in that.

My 4th grade teacher had the hots for Bill Nye, and she was able to meet him and score autographed 8x10s for the whole class.

I actually think Sweet Chin Music is an actual term. I swear I've heard it elsewhere.

For years I've thought Kyle's mom should be Cartman's mom. Good to see I'm not alone.

Jericholic82 remembers it.

There's something funny about Nash and Benoit being grouped together...

OH MY GOD WHAT WHAT WHAT

Nevermind.

It would be awesome if Angle went about recreating the lowest moments from Shawn's career, as people have already jokingly stated. Imagine Angle relinquishing his gold medals because he lost his smile, then realizing he's not a cry baby, and he came back from a broken-freakin' neck. Or he can compare his title wins to Shawn's less-than-savory ones ("sudden death in an iron man match?!" or the screwjob, since we can never drop it). Or he can try and recreate DX with Luther not fitting in at all before realizing he has" more class than Michaels ever had". Et cetra.

Thanks, IDRM. My collection is as follows. Unless noted otherwise, these posters are framed and on the wall. Bedroom: Goldfinger Indiana Jones trilogy Reservoir Dogs Kill Bill (taped to door) Office: Evil Dead Trilogy Donnie Darko (probably coming down soon) Ghostbusters Batman This is Spinal Tap (taped to door) Monty Python and the Holy Grail (taped to door) Others Off the Wall: Friday the 13th A Nightmare on Elm St. Freddy vs Jason The Princess Bride UK Quad Lord of the Rings Return of the King Fight Club Star Wars Episode I And while not a movie poster, I have a Joshua Tree poster going up once I get a frame. I feel like I'm forgetting one.

Everyone is dressed as a cowboy. Finkel: The IC Champion is a-*Crowd Cheering* JR: What? Finkel: The WWE Intercontinental Champion is a-*Bell rings* King: What? Finkel: The World Wrestling Entertainment Intercontinental Champion is a-*Sound of someone being slamed* Vince: What? Finkel: The winner of the match, and still the Intercontinental Champion is- Shelton: The best pure athlete in WWE today? Vince: That'll do, pawd-nah! HA HA! *Logos* The end can have some midcarders around the campfire.

Yes. Reminds me of The Long Halloween.

People are stupid.

And let's not forget MAD TV foretold Jason in Space in 1997.

That means old footage, then. I believe they even have the rights to the name Friday the 13th. Why do I enjoy discussing this so much tonight? Oh, because I'm ignoring an English essay. And Jason is cool.

Actually, it was made in 1997. They called it Batman and Robin.