Boner Kawanger

You can burn iTunes to a CD.

It's SUPPOSED to feel like a documentary. Cripes on Friday, do you people go around wondering why Marty DiBergi didn't choose a bigger band than Spinal Tap? (Not being mean, I just like saying that)

The first smart thing they've done since....WWE 24/7, only this is actually mainstream instead of availible to a select few companies.

I love how Foley / Orton was built up so much that the match necessitated weapons we'd not seen in WWE before, and they're trying to make a throwaway two month feud between JBL and Show seem just as epic. In reality, it just seems... forced. Exactly. Bradshaw is too much of a pussy right now to go near barbed wire. Big Show is too damn big and unstoppable to need any weapons. I guess Teddy Long could make it the stipulation for some reason, leading to more Fun with Carlito, the guy that spits apples as character development. In reality, a Big Show/Bradshaw match should be a cage match to keep Bradshaw in and keep the Cabinet out, and they could always put barbed wire on top, but that would necessitate Bradshaw and Big Show to do an intricate spot in the air.

Some of the people that aren't getting the joke seem to think that this description applies to everyone. IT'S A CUSTOM TITLE. I'd rather they didn't watch the show; I'd hate to have to explain the jokes.

I wonder what the storyline reason for the barbed wire will be.

I'm not shocked. Never was shocked. We expected it, but we still had our hopes up. When they were originally talking to me, they got so many details that I don't see how they could ignore some of the stuff. That's why we left.

DAMNIT

The scenes they filmed of me can probably be cut down, leaving me in as someone who walks by a camera. Maybe I read your post wrong, but I don't really need evidence, nor do I have a cause. My crusade is over, unless we decide to suit up and go egg MTV at the reenactmentthat's kinda floating around right now, but so are numerous plans to getting Beth in bed. I left when no one was around so I could go through their files and attempt to find my release form and destroy it. The guy playing me is a tall doucebag who seemed to have no idea where he was. I also keep thinking his name is Mark Chapmanit's not.

Tonight's was one of the best episodes, far superior to last week. Just great stuff.

Well, gang...I guess I owe you a little explanation. After posting this thread, MTV called us a few days later to tell us that the show had went overbudget, and they couldn't afford to film our story unless they were renewed for another season. I figured that posing that after this big thread would make me look like a liar or a troll or something, so I just let it die. Then they got renewed. Four weeks ago, Beth from MTV calls me to let me know they're coming in January. Amy has other things to do. Rather than get my hopes up, I waited it out. I'm bumping the thread now to let this be known: I have pissed off two television producers by walking off of the "set", and I have now been able to utter the phrase, "God, stop calling me MTV". As mentioned above, we had to film at another school in another city. I arrive this morning to film the school stuff. I figure this will be my big day, because it will involve filming the meeting with the cops, which is why we're here in the first place. I also find out that the show won't air until October, so I can say whatever I want. Let me add here that as of right now, my principal and his assistant are trying to keep my class from having a prom and are witholding information regarding our funds from the treasurer. We're basically getting screwed, so I'm happy to have a place to vent. Let's introduce the cast of characters: Myself: Senior class president, Most Dependable student, eloquent, highly involved with the entire ordeal. Will: Senior class vice President, my best friend since preschool, fun guy, ignorant, high last night, didn't wake up until 12 and arrives four hours late. Brittany: Junior class president, wrongfully accused and called into meeting with the cops, and unbeknownst to me: never called by MTV. Katie: Junior class vice president, pretty much my little sister, wrongfully accused and called into meeting with the cops, and unbeknownst to me: never called by MTV. Dee: Class clown, went to AA at age 16 for passing out and destroying parked cars, has apparently spent the past two days with MTV. Brian: Former senior class....person, now in the tenth grade we think, cokehead, apparently the star of the show now. Cooper: I hate him. Rich asshole who tries to act like Kramer in front of adults, considered cool by housewives, brings his ENTIRE FAMILY (mother, father with video camera, five year old sister, and twelve year old brother. His brother brings a friend-THIS BECOMES IMPORTANT LATER.) Rich Parents: The Junior class is full of rich kids. Their parents came and got more screen time playing teachers and whatnot than the actual students did. I know this isn't going to mean much to you guys who have no idea who any of these people are or what they're like, so I appologize for anything shady. That said, I arrive and slowly but surely people from both classes arrive. And then people that aren't supposed to be there. And then people I don't know. And then Cooper and his family. Side story-Cooper's family has been sending my family a Christmas card for years. When we got the first one, we had no idea who they were. That's the kind of people we're dealing with. We notice Cooper's little brother and his friend are getting into shots. Someone points out to Beth that this is High School Stories, not Middle School Stories. Someone points this out to Beth, who glosses over it. Strike one, MTV. People from my grade are a little ticked. There are seniors that are getting passed over so that they can get these short kids that stick out like a sore thumb into more background shots. Cooper's brother is even wearing a Ben and Jerry's t-shirt, which, when MTV goes to extreme means to rip off labels of bottled water, strikes me as a little dangerous. So basically, most of the seniors leave by lunch. After lunch, we film lunch scenes, which makes as much sense as it sounds. It amounts to everyone being set to the side as "background", despite the fact that the camera is pointing away from us. Brian is pulled out for another hefty scene, as someone remarks "Oh, sure. Get Brian again". Brian puts down his spittle and pill bottle long enough to film another scene. Strike two, MTV. Will arrives by now, so I figure we can soon shoot our scene and leave. It's here that MTV begins making up stuff as they go. We get the feeling they just want to get it over with, which there's nothing wrong with, but it's pissing a lot of people off. They then replace Brittany and Katie, as noted above. I figure something's up with their lack of attendance. They also provide me with my first actual direction: "Get up and walk out of the room when they make the announcement". Since I was actually involved and all (and could have provided them with facts that would have made shooting easier), that's strike three, MTV. As I'm standing in the hall and MTV films a mother playing teacher and focuses on Brian some more, I slowly realize that this is the biggest waste of time I've ever been exposed to. I tell Will I'm getting out. Will says he might, and I go outside while they're herded into the gym for another made up scene. Five minutes later, Will calls me. I have never been more proud than I have of the casual conversation that followed: Will: What's up? Matthew: I'm heading home. What are they doing? Will: I don't know. I'm leaving. Oh, somebody's trying to wave me down. Matthew: Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop. Will: See ya. I just waved at him. That was gay. What's important about us leaving is the fact that MTV still needed to film us at the meeting. While I'm on the phone with Will, they try and call me three times. Later, Will accidently answered and told them he had things to do and hung up. Will and I were replaced by two juniors. And playing the part of the cop? Cooper's father Van put down the camera long enough to step in front of it. A little justice to conclude the tale. I go and tell Katie what happened with her replacement, and give her Beth's number. She calls MTV to tell them how shitty they are. Not much, but it's going to be a long week for Music Television. That's the story guys. Longest post I ever wrote. Sorry if I come off as bitchy or whiny, but I had to get this off my chest and explain it to you guys. Any questions about my fleeting chance with fame I'll be glad to answer. The only thing I can say right now is I've never been more proud of myself. Well, I have, but I've never pissed off televison producers.

That's what I thought, but I always assumed Super Nova had super powers. Which he invented.

I have a prediction. This gimmick fails horribly, and instead of sending him back to OVW, he will inexplicably become the newest member of Evolution once Batista turns.

I liked that one Thank you. Question about the picture of Nova a few posts above this one: What kind of superhero puts a giant set of crosshairs on his chest? Did Nova invent getting shot by supervillains? Only Batman* has an excuse for this. *This is the second time I've mentioned Batman in the WWE Forum. Please don't call me Zsasz.

Nova invented the Glass Celing, so this is rather ironic.

I'm just gonna name some stuff off the top of my head to see if it helps... Citizen Kane was the first film to show a celing and Psycho was the first film to show a toilet (and a toilet flushing). Both films had twist endings that have been parodied to death and become a common part of pop culture. Both films were based on the lives of real people. Probably not exactly what you're looking for, but if I'm writing an essay, sometimes stuff like this will help something pop out.

Agreed. The cousins brought it to Christmas Eve dinner, and depsite looking stupid and over complicated, it is actually fun and easy to pick up.

The Price is Right, Trivial Pursuit, Taboo, and Pictionary. I need to bust Omega Virus back out.

The Beatles-"Tomorrow Never Knows" U2-"40"

So will I, and I'll agree with "Where the Streets Have No Name" and "London Calling" and add "Sunday Bloody Sunday" from War. I hate remembering stuff late.

Best Actor in a Comedy Series: Jason Bateman, Arrested Development Sean Hayes, Will & Grace Ray Romano, Everybody Loves Raymond Tony Shalhoub, Monk Charlie Sheen, Two and a Half Men Jason Bateman is the only person that deserves this. Tony Shalhoub is all well and good, but he's been there.

I stopped reading at "A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia..." because it can't get any better than that. Unless Batman stopped her. But he didn't.

He's apparently supposed to be a "Masterpiece" because he's chisled and all that shit. In other words, it's Narcissist version 3.0. That would make him a homosexual bodybuilder.

Apparently I was doing it right since it would eventually work. I'm saying if they're going to program a focus with the C-Stick, it should actually respond when I move the C-Stick. That's my only complaint with the controls. Everything else worked fine.

The way the nWo theme sounds, I would NOT be surprised one bit. "Cue the porno music!" -Scott Hall Benoit's first theme song was from a porno, too.