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    Arrested Development Season 2

    Spectacular. "Half of it was in English! The other half was in squiggly!" "Suddam!" "Hussein!"
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    Banky's Bitch

    lol
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    Hilarious Wrestling Moments

    Hall was supposed to have a match against Bam Bam at Starrcade that year, but it never happened because it was WCW.
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    Jack Nicholson

    "He revolutionized the role of "Joker," which he played in the 1989 production of "Batman." His joker is obviously refferred too as the greatest movie character played of all time." I like Batman and The Joker and all, but that's just...wow.
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    What if...

    I think everyone except for Steven Richards and Rodney Mack will have already had a match.
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    Canadian Stampede on DVD!

    Those aren't Tagged Classics. They were released in the US, as well.
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    The Complete Criterion Collection

    Place your orders here. Just in time for Christmas/non-Christian denomination holiday of gift-giving~!
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    Why the f is my XBOX so loud?

    lol y is teh xbox so bigg???? Seriously though, it sounds like dust or something jammed in it. I guess.
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    SNL Review

    There's no "of". Ashlee Simpson has provided us with the greatest awkward moment of television ever, I hope you all realize.
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    Bigger internet god

    Oh, give me a break. We're picking between two actors, one that some people have never heard of and one that despite winning an Academy Award is best known for a one-note joke in an SNL skit. Sophie had to choose which member of her family died in a concentration camp. Our choice is much more important.
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    Well now we know what Axl Rose has been working on

    And which one is still around today? Not the one that had a battery life of twenty-six minutes. I'm really surprised at Samuel L. Jackson's casting. He must be a huge fan of the series.
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    Bigger internet god

    Bruce Campbell played an elderly Elvis that fought a mummy alongside a black man who thought he was JFK. I love Walken, but there's no beating THAT. And Evil Dead II. And "If Chins Could Kill..."
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    Random WWE news

    I thought Edge married Val Venis' sister years ago. Did they divorce?
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    Star Wars Episode III teaser description w/ poster

    I didn't notice it until just now, but add to Lucas allowing it the fact that in the next movie, his script states that a Jedi can never love. Sure, Qui-Gon is the rogueish Jedi, but come on.
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    Well now we know what Axl Rose has been working on

    J-I-Z-Z-Y B - Charlie Murphy Just fantastic.
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    Star Wars Episode III teaser description w/ poster

    True story: Liam Neeson wanted to add some depth to Qui-Gon Jin on Tatooine, so he asks Lucas if he can approach his scenes with Shmi Skywalker like they made love the night before. Lucas looks at him, thinks for a second, and says, "Okay, I guess. Sure," before adding, "But do it faster, more intense!".
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    Who is the killer or killers in Identity Crisis?

    That's already happened in Adventures of Superman and doesn't take place in Identity Crisis. Oop! Sorry, saw that about "This special issue examines the fallout from the earthshattering IDENTITY CRISIS!" and figured it happened there.
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    Who is the killer or killers in Identity Crisis?

    I was reading DC's solicitations for January and came upon this. MAJOR SPOILERS: Adeventures of Superman #636: This special issue examines the fallout from the earthshattering IDENTITY CRISIS! Superman, shaken by Lois’ shooting and the events in IDENTITY CRISIS, looks to consult with Batman and Wonder Woman, and neither have the time or interest in helping him. Are the pillars of the DCU starting to crack? That doesn't necessarily mean Lois dies, but still.
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    Star Wars Episode III teaser description w/ poster

    I think the poster is fake. Notice the third 'I' in 'III' appears thinner than the others.
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    Viva La Bam

    The absolute best part about Rake and the mustard... "I hate three things...mustard...period blood..." "Wait, shut up. Period blood?"
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    Viva La Bam

    The absolute best part about Rake and the mustard... "I hate three things...mustard...period blood..." "Wait, shut up. Period blood?"
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    Macho Man Bitten By Jake's Snake...

    I was there live for the second part of that angle... Austin had a title shot against HHH at No Mercy in 1999. He and HHH were brawling backstage at RAW and Austin threw HHH into a room with a rattlesnake. HHH comes out on SmackDown and announces his career is over from the snakebite and calls out Austin. Austin comes out, HHH hits him with something metal (as per usual with one of his master plans), rips off the makeup, and calls everyone stupid.
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    I just realize something

    But...Triple H is a RAW superstar! Exclusive to RAW! How could he be on SmackDown!?
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    Superman reportedly cast for movie

    I'm just thrilled one of the stars of MTV's Undressed is working.
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    Viva La Bam

    I love the show, but watching it looks as if most of it is pre-planned. Compton Ass Terry needs to come back.
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