Boner Kawanger

The wheel was not gimmicked, because WCW made stupid decisions. A lot.

I didn't even watch wrestling in 1991, but I remember this angle being a huge deal. I don't know if it was from a friend who watched wrestling or if it actually made waves since a snake bit a man on TV or what it was. Does anyone remember this getting coverage past wrestling?

"Boy, I tell you one thing, partner: your announcing...stinks a little more than usual! Vintage Tazz...pooping his pants right hereon SmackDown! Tazz's poop is, of course, exclusive to SmackDown! and-I'm getting word that Tazz...tonight....your poop is getting a title shot against that damn bully, Spike Dudley! I hope the Dudley Boyz don't come out and bully your poop...or your poop's title dreams will...go down the crapper! HAHAHA(lame-ass Cole laugh)!" Okay, Tazz has dressed up as Michael Cole for the Halloween episode of SmackDown, and then a meteor crashes.

I was reading Something Awful's amazing IC Thread, and someone mentions that the Encyclopedia states that Dr. Light killed Sue.

Seasons four, five, and six are the show's peak, a Simpsons "Holy Trinity" if you will. Season four suffers from a lack of Sideshow Bob. A Bob episode would make S4 the ultimate season, no doubt.

I saw the same thing at Amazon, but really, so much is going on in the DCU (IC, War Games, Rebirth, etc) that it could be anyone from any book. Looking at the cover, it doesn't really look like Batman's cape to me.

Not that I double posted or anything, but I believe the fifth season is the best season.

I've always favored red as the color for Simpsons stuff, probably dating back to the second Simpsons Comics trade paperback. Which was, of course, red.

This year may prove to be one of the best for DVD releases ever.

Your children are going to hate you. But you're right about marketing to kids. Which they do, even though they claim they don't. They just need to be more obvious about it. But still find a way to kill babies and mate corpses with the living. But they don't do rape. Necrophilia is not rape. It's necrophilia.

Lucas has confirmed that they get memory wipes in at least two interviews. After watching ESB last week, I'm more than a little disappointed with Temuera Morrison's voice work as Boba Fett. Don't get me wrong, I understand why they did it, and I love the fact that they did do it, but the original Fett sounded so much more sinister.

(I'll fix it since it's one of my favorites, too) Joe: See that guy over there? He's the most dangerous criminal I ever put away! The criminal looks at his arm. Three or four cops are tattooed, and the only one without an X over him is Joe. Criminal: Well, well, well...Officer Swanson...you and your friends are all DEAD! You hear me?! DEAD! He walks away. Peter: Good. He thinks we're zombies. He'll leave us alone.

A guy trying to con Peter licks his finger, touches him, and makes a "sizzle" sound. Peter: No! Hot! HOT!

Not if you know who KingPK is and have been waiting for the SmackDown recap, since you don't watch it.

Marry me, please. So what's more exploitive: Dr. Phil with his murderers-to-be or Maury Povich with his whorish single mothers testing seven men to try and find the father?

"You're like a shoe without laces; you just can't keep it together!" Dr. Phil's insane advice rules. I saw the commercial (with the serial killer line mentioned) and couldn't help but wonder WHY this was a prime time special.

BlackFlagg and YnA win the joke. Good job, guys. But yeah, I was reaching for a subtitle and went with the obvious.

Actually, I've been told if anyone could play me, it would be either Richard Belzer or John Malkovich. But I could handle Walken.

After Back to the Future, I had a bad feeling about this. I figured it being Lucas and his THX, we'd be okay, though. Damn.

In what amounted to a somewhat Pyrrhic victory, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow took the No. 1 spot at the domestic box office over the weekend, but the $70-million film grossed just $16.2 million, and most analysts predicted a big fall-off during its second week. Wayne Lewellen, Paramount's distribution chief, blamed the September play date for the poor box office performance. In an interview with the Associated Press, Lewellen remarked, "I thought we had a great date in June prior to the opening of [spider-Man 2]. Unfortunately, [the producers] couldn't deliver the picture [then]." The baseball flick Mr. 3000 opened in second place with $9.2 million, while last week's winner, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, plunged 61 percent to take third place with $9 million. Debuting in fourth place was the romantic comedy Wimbledon with $7.8 million. Total sales for the top 12 films was a dismal $66.1 million, down 27 percent from the comparable weekend a year ago.

1. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) $16.2M $16.2M 2. Mr. 3000 (2004) $9.2M $9.2M 3. Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) $9M $37.4M 4. Wimbledon (2004) $7.8M $7.8M 5. Cellular (2004) $6.88M $19.8M 6. Without a Paddle (2004) $3.71M $50.4M 7. Ying xiong (2002) $2.96M $46.2M 8. Napoleon Dynamite (2004) $2.4M $33.5M 9. Collateral (2004) $2.3M $96M 10. Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, The (2004) $2M $91.9M I had a vague interest in seeing "Sky Captain...", so good for it nearly making seventy million. And Hero making fifty million is A-OKAY with me. "Shaun of the Dead" next week. Can't wait for that one. Hell, the way the box office has been lately, it has a chance to cash in big time. It'll probably bomb.

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...That kills babies. A baby-killing Dee Snider.

I'd be checking Wal*Mart. They're usually good about cheap DVDs. EDIT-$41.88 on their website. So $39.99 sounds like a winner. Unless you try Target... EDIT-Ouch, $48.99 at Target. Bump that.

I am so completely pissed right now.