Boner Kawanger

Probably because by the time this will be shown on TV, the DVD will have been out for a week. Actually, they often put trailers on DVDs that come out weeks before the advertised item itself. I doubt this 90 second trailer makes it onto TV. Right, sorry. I didn't have the time to download the trailer, so I assumed it was just a TV spot.

I'll buy it eventually. I'm a huge mark for documentaries, and that love probably started with the Star Wars videos I got from cereal and Suncoast years ago. I just can't afford it Tuesday.

Probably because by the time this will be shown on TV, the DVD will have been out for a week.

Lucky bastards get the FULL card. I'd kill for that Bret/Taker match. And I'll avoid the obvious remarks about Shawn's interview.

The best way to avoid a sex scandal is to secretly tape people having sex with you.

Just like the birds and the bees, I figured everything out by myself. God bless prime-time television.

Why does she need money? What has she done to deserve free money? Why should I give a damn? Why can't people see through scams? Why does the whole world love Jadakiss' voice?

Lowest numbers I've seen in a long time... BOX OFFICE TOP TEN 1. Hero - $8.8 million ($32.5 million) 2. Without a Paddle - $7 million ($37.8 million) 3. Anacondas - $6.4 million ($22.2 million) 4. Paparazzi - $6.2 million ($6.2 million) 5. The Cookout - $5.6 million ($5.6 million) 6. The Princess Diaries 2 - $5.42 million ($83.3 million) 7. Wicker Park - $5.4 million ($5.4 million) 8. Collateral - $5 million ($87.4 million) 9. Vanity Fair - $4.8 million ($4.8 million) 10. The Bourne Supremacy - $4.1 million ($163.5 million) Attribute it to the holidays and not the lack of any good films, of course. Any other weekend, The Cookout and Paparazzi would have set records. Maybe this means that this Taxi movie will bomb, too. Has anybody seen the trailer for this? Good lord. I'm glad to see Hero on top(with an astonishing $8.8 million) since I saw it Saturday. Very impressive film, with impressive visuals and storytelling. Makes me want that Kurosawa boxset even more. Pity I can't find it.

Yes.

Fuck dude, who ripped you off? Sounds like Sam Goody or one of its clones. I know I saw the Benoit DVD for $30 there the day it came out.

Shooting will be in Australia with producer Jon Peters (Batman). BRICK WALL.

Yeah, she was with him for one night.

He was the special ref, and Vince said "screw you", not "fuck you".

Yeah, Slamboree '98. 1998 was the year of Lucha Giant.

Ha. That was my favorite movie out of the five -- I think that was because I worked many jobs at a mall and could related to all the stereotypes that were present in there. Good point, I see the stereotypes, too. The people playing the stereotypes are just so awkward (or stoned in some cases) that i really takes away from it. That's why I'm hlafway excited about Clerks 2. O'Halloran and Anderson could handle Smith's near-pretentious dialogue.

CNN is reporting Mark Henry's return. That takes a while to register with me.

Yeah, the more I thought about it, the more pointless my last post becomes. My bad.

"Mallrats, unless you have the commentary on, is just so awkward and unfunny." I disagree, along with millions who have purchased the DVD and VHS. -That's great, I purcahsed the DVD, too (obviously). Everyone I talk to now agrees that it comes off as awkward, however. I used to love this movie, so this breaks my heart. "I watched Dogma on Comedy Central, and if you watch that movie on TV, it really exposes it as weak." Who critiques a blatantly curse-heavy movie that's on television with edits and commercials? -Yeah, I agree with you. I knew when I typed that it would look bad. Let me put it this way...I thought Dogma had a great story with an unnecessary need for all the "fucks" and "shits" and "dick and fart jokes", which as we all know, are touted as Smith's strong points. Watching them on TV, without all the "fucks" and "shits" and (most) "dick and fart jokes", it exposes the movie as a weak, foul-mouthed excursion disguised as a good movie. I hate to say it, but no matter how many times Kevin Smith calls it a "personal" movie he just had to make (which he seems to say alot), in the hands of another writer, it could have been something special.

Disgusting humor and lazy writing pretty much define J&SBSB for me. See, I'm in a fix. When Kevin Smith said he grew up, I was in the process of doing the same. I was a huge, huge fan four years ago. I watched most of his movies over the summer for the first time in a year. And I hated them. Mallrats, unless you have the commentary on, is just so awkward and unfunny. Chasing Amy works for awhile, then it sputters, and it hits a brick wall at the end. Well, the ending was fine until Smith ruined it with J&SBSB, which I know our own Banky hated. I watched Dogma on Comedy Central, and if you watch that movie on TV, it really exposes it as weak. The cursing does little to add to it, and without it, the movie almost has nothing. And J&SBSB is one of the worst comedies I've ever seen. Some things that didn't make it into the film make me worry about Smith. What kind of writer (who had a toddler at the time) writes a scene where Daphne and Velma go down on Scooby-Doo? Or in Mallrats, watch the commentary and an almost-bitter Smith rants about how a scene where Jay and Bob cum in someone's hair was cut out. I really hope Clerks 2 works, because it might be the only thing to save Smith in my eyes.

"What?! Ric Flair is on the apron?! I'll show that cad! Avast and belay, is that a sledgehammer over there?! What is a sledgehammer doing at ringside? It must be some sort of optical illusion."

Doesn't matter since he won't remember anything Post-Crisis.

The Infamous Chair Throwing Scene in ECW: Cactus Jack and Terry Funk were teaming against The Public Enemy. Both members of PE are down in the ring, and Foley calls for a chair. You see, ECW fans provided the wrestlers with weapsons from time to time. Well, one person throws a chair into the ring. And another. And another. After a few seconds, PE was buried underneath a pile of chairs.

Where did you hear that? I don't ever remember reading that, though it sounds true enough. Hate to say it, but I don't remember the original source. It has been discussed here before.

Well, legend has it that Undertaker threatened to beat the shit out of Shawn if he didn't job the title to Austin at WrestleMania XIV.

I appreciate this, since my computer can't handle downloads like this.