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    The Watchmen

    Am I wrong, or has the movie version of Lone Wolf and Cub made and been titled Road to Perdition? Oh, and I worry about a Watchmen adadptation. That book is so massive.
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    So you'd like to hate Brooke Hogan

    Be-yoo-tee-full.
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    John Cena to star in the first WWE movie...

    No, I say stick with "De Muerte" because it is Spanish for "Of Death". There's so much mystery! And it plays to more than one demographic! It can't lose!
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    John Cena to star in the first WWE movie...

    Cena's movie: An injured Marine returns from the war to find his girlfriend inadvertently caught up in a kidnapping. HHH's movie: A motorcyclist who returns from motorcycling to find his girlfriend inadvertently caught up in a kidnapping in a desert. There's a difference.
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    Raven's day off

    That's it. Thanks.
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    Movie Characters

    I almost put him, but he's just too quotable and enjoyable. I guess he's one I love to hate...but secretly love.
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    Movie Characters

    Everyone in Van Helsing. Frank and Jim Cunningham in Donnie Darko. Walter Peck in Ghostbusters.
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    Box Office Report

    Everything in the movie except for the actors is CGI. Even the furniture.
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    Netflix

    I got a free trial when I got my first DVD player four years ago. I loved Netflix. I wanted to become a member. I wanted to marry it. Then they wouldn't let me renew my subscription for some reason.
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    Box Office Report

    Hmm...I don't know about Sky Captain. I've yet to see one advertisement for it. I didn't know the release date until you posted it. I guess that's because it's two months away, but I didn't know that until now. Most of the discussion I've heard about the movie has been negative. And movies in September, especially action movies, don't make a whole lot of cash (leaves this thought open for some chart or something. Appreciate it).
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    Identity Crisis # 2

    I didn't realize this was out yet. Summer's going by too fast for me. I'll be picking this up tomorrow. Hopefully the local shop still has it.
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    Box Office Report

    That thought combined with your sig makes you one of the most delusional people I've ever encountered.
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    Box Office Report

    I notice IMDb has a slightly different list, with Anchorman at number three($13.8M) and A Cinderella Story at number four($13.6M).
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    Box Office Report

    It didn't.
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    3 songs that you MUST clap to....

    Except Drive...unless they give you the handclaps, of course.
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    The Old School questions thread

    Bah, humbug. What, are you, like, the....Wrestling Historian in-training or something? Oh. Seriously, thanks.
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    The Old School questions thread

    I think maybe it was implied he was working on behalf of Triple H. Not sure though. I bought one of those cheap, thirty minute highlight tapes from Toys R Us years ago. One of the matches is Owen versus Jeff for whatever NWA title JJ had. Owen puts him in the Sharpshooter, but Cornette causes a DQ. I always assumed this match was pre-Royal Rumble and that Jarrett was just pissed at Owen for almost beating him.
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    HomeStarRunner

    I can't get any of them to work. =(
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    The OAO 'I Love the 90's" thread

    The book is a good read, however, it has one fatal flaw: Malcom dies in the first book. They bury him on the island. He comes back in The Lost World with a cane and nothing is said of his DEATH AND BURIAL. This became a running joke in the 8th grade when a friend of mine and I both read it.
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    Raven's day off

    WCW was supposedly in talks with NBC to do a special to go up against either St. Valentine's Day Massacre or WrestleMania XV. Raven versus Piper for the US Title was one of the matches on the rumored card that was going to be main evented by (I think) Hogan/Goldberg II.
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    WWF DVDs for $4.99

    I found Unforgiven 2001 at K-Mart a few months back. The ol' FYE had some used 2001 DVDs, including WrestleMania X7 and No Mercy. I, of course, had no money the day I found them. Now they're gone.
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    James Bond book question

    Paging MrZsaasz.
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    Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

    Cheap hamburgar joint, also Vader's summer home in the Rocky Mountains. Now THAT would be a movie! "Harold and Kumar...come to my White Castle of Fear!".
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    The OAO 'I Love the 90's" thread

    I'm getting really tired of the dancing baby. Again.
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    happy birthday, matdotcom

    You bastards.
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