Boner Kawanger

You offered. Stop trying to steal my thunder.

"main event was michaels/hart v. lawler/?????" If I had to guess, I'd say Isaac Yankem, DDS.

Christ, first Kotz and now kkk...

I wait all day for this and you misspell my name. My birthday is ruined. Thanks, though!!

Beats SmackDown's DQ and Dusty Finish.

Why would anyone know what the highest rated Disney Channel movie is?

The problem with this so far is that too many "stars" from the 90s are on it complementing stupid stuff from the 90s. I'm not watching this to hear some guy from "90210" talk about how talented Michael Bolton was.

His manager is Goldylocks. Get it now?

When was this? Rougeau's retirement show in 1997. He's one of the few people to ever get a clean pin on Hogan.

Storm versus Gregory Peck* was my match of the year for 1982. *Is there really a wrestler named Gregory Peck?

"...until Undertaker kills him off..." This company is saved.

If you want, you can send the Japanese after me.

I'm anxious to see what you give "Beware the Gray Ghost".

Wow. Just wow.

Zsasz, after reading your review for "Christmas with the Joker", I was wondering what your thoughts on "Holiday Knights" from TNBA were.

I got the kid's size version of the WCW Title for Christmas in 1999 because it was cheap and easily found in toy stores. The novelty wore off pretty fast, but it is neat to have. Nicely made, too.

That's right, BL.

VADERSAULT The Ortonians, they... PALPATOM Enough about the Ortonians, Lord Vadersault. VADERSAULT As you wish. High-larious.

Last I heard the Batman Begins teaser was being attached to I, Robot. Same here, but I'm holding out hope.

Heenan would never join the nWo. He hated Hogan too much. Interesting swerve, but still. Ah, well, it is a fantasy. Keep going.

How old are you? That's not an insult, maybe you can get the police involved. That's how real men operate.

I saw her playing a blonde stripper in a scene from Sin City. I thought she looked good, but I've had a thing for her ever since Idle Hands.

She had to learn how to use a whip!

In the past two weeks, I've bought Reno 911 and Psycho (1960) and received Young Frankenstein/Edward Scissorhands two-pack ($14.99 at Best Buy) and Batman : The Animated Series Volume One. Happy birthday, indeed.

I just got it hours ago and have only had time to watch the extras (which are great for what they are, quality over quantity is the best way to look at it). The thing I most appreciate is the ticket to see Catwoman. Not because I want to see that abombination, but because, should a Batman Begins teaser be attached to it, I'll see it for free and leave before I have to sit through Academy Award Winnder Halle Berry's latest opus.