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  1. Boner Kawanger

    WWE Folder sucks dick

    I'm not gonna watch a video to "get" a poster
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    Weekend Box Office Report

    But The Avengers was a TV Show...
  3. Boner Kawanger

    WWE Folder sucks dick

    If we're banning people for idiocy... http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...30&start=30 Now if you don't want to read that awful thread, I can sum it up Raceman Sposs is okay with me compared to this out of touch "professional wrestling expert"
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    The WKO 100 is Finally in!

    Talking about any black wrestler (or person) on DVDVR often leads to accusations of racism.
  5. Boner Kawanger

    Would WWE ever take Kurt Angle back?

    Yes, legal precedent, that definitely matters.
  6. Boner Kawanger

    WWE Folder sucks dick

    Venk, overcoming your dyslexia to moderate the WWE Folder is such an inspiration
  7. Is it just me or does this Kings show on NBC look like an overindulgent piece of shit? "As the king, I can offer you anything, even half of the king's kingdom. King."
  8. Boner Kawanger

    WWE Folder sucks dick

    Everyone's favorite poster weighs in on Jericho Jericho/Kelly Kelly Why the fuck would he be a loser hanging out with 20 yr olds ???!!! Im 35 and I still go to clubs and try to pick up hot young wang - as long as they are over 18 - who cares ?
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    Pictures I Like

    I blue myself 35 minutes ago, Michael
  10. Boner Kawanger

    Would WWE ever take Kurt Angle back?

    Kurt Angle vs HHH Pedigree. It's over.
  11. Boner Kawanger

    The WKO 100 is Finally in!

    Okay. Serious question, how are Rey and Bourne so high when Rey spent most of the year on the shelf/feuding with Kane and Bourne was in the developmental fed/injured for a few months?
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    The WKO 100 is Finally in!

    Double post, keep going
  13. Boner Kawanger

    Weekend Box Office Report

    Someone should have Dr. Manhattan'd (aka ) that little prick. Fixed for cosplayers
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    Jericho and Kelly Kelly

    Test, Batista, Jericho.............She'll screw any WWE Superstar, big and small! Mickie James: Kenny Dykstra, Cody Rhodes, John Cena Lita: Back in Mexico, Omega, Matt Hardy, Edge............... Don't forget El Dandy!
  15. Boner Kawanger

    The Agent of Oblivion question of the day

    I had my tonsils and adenoids removed in third grade. You don't get all the ice cream you can eat. If wisdom teeth count, I had all four removed over Christmas a few years ago. That was a lot more fun. The last thing I remember is asking the doctor if my chair was going up. He said no and I laughed, replying back "I didn't think so". Next thing I know, my dad's dragging me out of the office. Of course, one of my stupider friends called my mom and started getting specific about asking what kind of pain pills I had, so my mom wound up flushing them after a couple of days. I didn't need them anyways. I was hanging out with my friends the next night.
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    Would WWE ever take Kurt Angle back?

    Kurt Angle vs CM Punk Punk goes for the GTS, Angle drops down into a sunset flip and breaks the two count to get the Ankle Lock. Punk bites his hand and finally rolls Angle into the corner. He hits the knee and bulldog and gets the GTS. Angle kicks out at two. Stunned, Punk goes for it again. Angle drops out and hits the Angle Slam for two. He picks Punk up and goes for another, but Punk drops out and puts Angle up for a GTS. Angle reverses it in midmove to an anklelock, which Punk reverses to an anklelock until Angle reverses the reversal to an anklelock with a leg grapevine.
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    Would WWE ever take Kurt Angle back?

    Kurt Angle vs Jack Swagger Swagger goes for the gutwrench, Angle drops out and hits the Angle slam, and Swagger kicks out. Angle gets eight German suplexes and goes for the ankle lock, and Swagger rolls out of it, sending Angle into the turnbuckle. Swagger hits the gutwrench, Angle kicks out at two. Stunned, Swagger goes for it again, only to see it reversed into the ankle lock. Swagger rolls out of it, sending Angle into the turnbuckle. Swagger hits the gutwrench, Angle kicks out at two. Stunned, Swagger goes for it again, only to see it reversed into the ankle lock with a leg grapevine.
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    What will be the worst movie of 2009?

    Chris Klein is no Tom Waits
  19. Boner Kawanger

    Weekend Box Office Report

    People were expecting another good week for Taken because the theory is that kids bought tickets to see it and sneaked into Watchmen.
  20. Boner Kawanger

    Weekend Box Office Report

    Good point but on the other hand The Dark Knight was just about the same length.
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    The WKO 100 is Finally in!

    I wish this message board was exclusive so that Dr Funkenstein (if that is his real name) couldn't have posted this stupid fucking list on it
  22. Boner Kawanger

    Weekend Box Office Report

    I thought Watchmen was due to make at least $75 mil.
  23. Boner Kawanger

    The WKO 100 is Finally in!

    I never heard of any of those jobbers
  24. Boner Kawanger

    Monday Night Wars

    Translated lyrics to the rap of Los Boricuas
  25. Outside of Transformers and magazine covers (and now the least willing autograph giving list), I have no idea how or why Megan Fox is famous
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