Boner Kawanger

We've been doing A and B for years, Mo1K+4M. It is not related to the Gang Wars. As for Mordy, I Googled "Mordecai injured" and got this: http://forums.enewszone.com/showthread.php...7195#post267195 If that forum doesn't look like a reliable place for news, I don't know what does.

Isn't that what he's supposed to be doing, though?

I trust Uknown Source.

Wario Ware

Paris said the exact same things to Matthew Perry when he was talking about Jacob's Ladder. She either rehearsed it or is so incredibly vapid that she has no idea how to have two different conversations. Paris (Monotone): So the theme this year is scary movies what is your favorite scary movie. Celebrity: Blah blah blah Paris: I've never seen that one I'll have to check it out. Why does she have to be famous?

-iB- trying to be witty is the saddest thing I've ever seen. -------BL-OW-N----O---F-F------

This is Hardcore Discussion without Gang Wars. Is this folder for better or for worse?

Edited for accuracy. edited for accuary is the weakest fad we've had since "INTENSE~!". *waits to be put in place with a hilarious spoof of post* EDITED 4 ACCURACY~! laughing on line, dood.

I bet I could rule all if I was basically in charge of this...but then I'd have to put up with -iB- playing moderator to threads like this. Keep up the good work, guys!

But if I couldn't post, there's no way you'd be able to swoop in and basically reword something I say to someone not on your team and try to insult me with it. Then you'd have to make up some new reason as to why your team got first place. You're pathetic enough as it is. You need me, Spoon.

First off, you walking abortion, they're not "illustrations", they're fucking pictures. Learn how to use Google. Second, anybody who can't find a picture of MR. T on the Internet should be required to wear this special shirt: -BLOWN-OFF-LOL-HYPHEN First up moron, I would've used illustrations anyway. Secondly, it's not that I couldn't use Google, it's just that I was too lazy. That is all. You would've used illustrations anyway? But you're too lazy. You're a liar. Liars go to Hell. You need to review your life and try to save yourself. Start by throwing your computer out. It's a tool of Satan. Good luck.

I would say yes a thousand times. But I saw Raw X.

First off, you walking abortion, they're not "illustrations", they're fucking pictures. Learn how to use Google. Second, anybody who can't find a picture of MR. T on the Internet should be required to wear this special shirt: -BLOWN-OFF-LOL-HYPHEN

Exactly. And from the covers I've seen, I can't wait to see what role Slade plays.

You did it twice... And 'A' and 'U' are on separate sides of the keyboard... And Victoria can't dance.

That's one of the big questions. The continuity in this is pretty loose, though. Just set that before IC.

The movie is supposed to be about (I'm not making this up) a former Marine (HHH) who is now a biker looking for revenge on these guys that killed his girlfriend or some such shit.

Okay. You stink.

Anybody ever import any EarthBound stuff? They should be huge in America, but they work a Japan-based style and Nintendo won't push them like they should. Sure, Ness was in SSB and SSB:M, but he was always overshadowed. You had to go through hell to get him in the first game, and when he wasn't a hidden character, they made him tone down everything. He was booked to be so weak. Now, Donkey Kong, there's a sad story. Throughout the 80s and into the early 90s, Shiggy pushes him as a midcard comedy heel act for Mario to squash while Bowser laid low so the formula wouldn't get old. Then Rare comes in and takes DK under their wing. Nintendo allows it as they're too preoccupied with Sega. Then DK blows up huge and actually gives them a lead in the Console War. Still, whenever they can get their hands on him, he's always booked to be inferior to Mario. Rare sets up a tight continuity for DK, which is promptly forgotten whenever Mario is around. He still has his series, though. DK blows a spot in Donkey Kong 64, though, and the fans are just relentless. They're brainwashed sheep, catering to Nintendo's whim that DK is weak and Mario is strong. Then, Rare gets wooed by Microsoft and DK loses his backstage pull. Now Nintendo is booking him as a midcard face comedy act doing something with bongos. He should've been main eventing. Mario should have passed the torch.

...in bed.

I'll admit Funky Winkerbean is shit, since I hate it. Then when your sig became "omg i done lost my leg and wanna see the dallas cowboy cheerleaders lawl", I knew that some hack had trumped the crappy melodrama that was Funky. If I wrote a comic, the first storyline would be "Kotz loses his fingers in a freak glowstick accident and can't update his sig with shit comics anymore. And he wants to meet the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. The MALE cheerleaders. So he can sex them up. Up the BUTT." I wanna be a writer when I grow up=).

Say what you will, it beats Doonesbury.

A fun time for mom and the kids?

I need to speak seriously with Team Kotzenjunge. I need to speak with David Schwimmer, CWasM, Dids, Slayer, IDRM, Nice Guy Adam, Spiny Norman, Cartman, JSYK, KingOfOldSchool, The Unknown Gunslinger, LotC, Treble Charged, Murmuring Beast, Goodear, and Banky. I need to speak to you all about your leader. It is time for you to see the truth. It is time to repent. Take him down. This is not an act of fear. This is an act of tolerance, as in, I can not tolerate a board that houses a man like this. A man that defends You Got Served. See for yourself. I know that a lot of the members of Team Kotz probably lack basic social skills. That's unrelated to the subject, but they also lack the ability to decipher messages, so I'll make this easier. If you click that shiny link and find a post by your leader in a thread complaining about a sequel being made about a bad movie, he says this: "I see nothing wrong with this. In fact, I look forward to it. Bellyaching about it is like bitching about The Fast and the Furious being a bad film. The point isn't the plot or characters, it's the fucking insane dancing, same as car films." Not only does he defend You Got Served, but he also brings an equally bad movie into play. How can you people live with yourselves? It's bad enough you wear his brightly colored idiocy like a Purple Heart, but now you allow a man who liked You Got Served to lead you? KingofOldSchool, I know how much you hate You Got Served. You said "Ugh." when discussing it. Stand up for yourself. As I look at you now, I see someone who could break away. Take leadership of your team. Be a man. Don't be a spineless sack of shit. This is tearing at your soul, isn't it? In conclusion, there are no witty replies for this thread. Not that any of you are witty, anyway. This is not an attack on Team Kotz. This is a wake-up call. Wake up and see how much your team sucks.

Yeah, well...Ripper may be on the team, but, um...he started it... *kicks foot*