Boner Kawanger

On June 22, 2002 hundreds of senseless murders occured around the United States ALONE. On June 22, 2002, Mattdotcom became a member of thesmartmarks.com. Coincidence? Ripper - against murder unless you have a really good reason. The following message is probably not endorsed by Team Malibu. If they like it, they can endorse the hell out of it. The SmartMarks Forum, HD. (AP) - A SmartMarks Forum poster wants to make it illegal for people to wear low-slung pants that expose underwear - or more. But he's having trouble getting some of his colleagues to take him seriously. When the bill came up for debate earlier this week, Ripper, a RACIST~!, was met with catcalls on the House floor. The bill would make it a crime to wear clothing in public that "intentionally exposes undergarments or intentionally exposes any portion of the pubic hair, cleft of the buttocks or genitals." Launching a fiery speech in support of the bill, Ripper said, "There comes a time in every society where we must draw a line of decency, where we must speak to a group of individuals who would flaunt the laws of our state, who would flaunt the morals of our community." The result: laughter from some and a facetious chant of "No more crack!" from handsome Senior Class President Mattdotcom. YOU LIVE A LIE, RIPPER. The preceding message will probably be endorsed by Team Malibu.

I thought Banky was dead? You catch my drift I'd vote for a zombie.

Sez the guy with the rainbows in his sig. Lights. From a rave. That somehow makes it worse.

Sorry Goodear, but I don't care for that language.

This Thread is Future Historic Monument: It contains what may be Team ChokenSault's only victory in the Gang Wars.

I disagree.

-iB- owns Goodear so he attacks Zack's manhood. Way to try and compensate for your lost manlyhoodedness.

Before the masses nominate me, I'm already the President of my Senior Class! I have to organize the best prom EVER! So I'll just go ahead and be flattered ahead of time. You guys are the best! Class of 2005 rules!

In Malibu's defense, From Justin to Kelly did feature Kelly Clarkstons ass being all lickable. Exactly. What is the redeemable factor in watching You Got Served?

Everyone liked From Justin to Kelly.

I imagine that while you were typing this, you were in tears. That is okay. It may take a while for some of you to understand that Kotz likes the movie You Got Served. Repeat that to yourself. "Kotz likes You Got Served. Kotz wants a sequel to You Got Served. Kotz does not care if I want a sequel to You Got Served or not." Denial is the first step towards acceptance.

That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

That sure was funny five years ago. Go DocCock, go!

Thanks for being gentle.

And that's a pretty worthless prize if it has already been taken, dumb-dumb. Which it hasn't, by the way.

Bringing the total up to negative sixteen.

You're muckin' with the wrong G, pal.

Since this is a "contest", I wonder what first prize was. We'll never know, since, like the founder of the thread, this failed miserably.

I don't think it was supposed to.

Oh, now Mo1K+4M is defending me. I BLEED BECAUSE OF YOU, SPOON. Speaking of bleeding, your buttplug is wearing out by now, I think. When you take him out, tell Jaxl we said hello. Or is it the other way around with you two?

Offhand because I'd guess that wrestling trivia is the only he is good for or good at, take your pick. Good try, but he's not good for or good at wrestling trivia.

Even more sad, you continue to breathe.

You just grouped yourself in with Team ChokenSault, dumbass.

You're not the boss of me. And that comic strip in your sig sucks so much. It's worse than Funky Winkerbean. Oh, my God. It is Funky...isn't it?

GUYS! THAT'S NOT A REAL LINK! DON'T CLICK IT~! Operation Mattdotcom/Screwing Kotz Over is a SUCCESS.