Boner Kawanger

This board needs an enema.

Hey, Kotz can use big font. I had no idea.

Nothing like clean beastiality. DO YOU PEOPLE THINK BEFORE YOU POST?

Alright, you worthless bastards. Kotz instant messages me out of the blue and tells me that Team Malibu needs me. Well, whoop-de-shit. I'm Mattdotcom, I have no allegiances. And there we are. No man is an island, not even the DotCom Man. So I said yes. I accept the jacket. But how will my team react? I was recruited by someone of another team. Can they trust me? Is this a secret plot? I may not love Saved by the Bell, but I sure as hell am not gonna hang around a bunh of stank-ass ravers. Jesus Christ. I realize everyone calling it gay is going to get old, but have you guys even sat down and thought about it? Check this out. I can't post it on the board for some reason, and it relates to pretty much the rest of the post. Damn conspiracy is what it is. http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:eHLK...orment.net/seen I WANTS TO JOIN THAT PARTY~! All I need are AIRPLANE GOGGLES. Honest to God, think about that. A grown man (seen here in Lego form, but this obviously represents a real event) is wearing AIRPLANE GOGGLES. IN PUBLIC. IN FRONT OF PEOPLE. AND THEY DON'T CARE. It's like me going out and wearing a shirt that says "I am -iB-". I hate you all so much. And then we get to the fact that none of you are actually ravers. That makes you liars. Pathetic liars. One team down. In conclusion, I pledge allegience to Malibu. Deep down, you all want to be as cool as us. You just hide it. Making this whole board a collection of pathetic liars. Except Team Malibu. We're the opposite of pathetic liars. We are awesome truth tellers. It's just your job to accept it.

Leave Trivia alone. He is the King of Trivia. As long as the question is not "How do you spell words?". Oop, I'm not on a team.

"These aren't O's!"

So Rico and Haas/The Dudleys>The Hart Foundation/The Rockers, apparently. And nothing is more racist than firing that poor, white Brian Christopher. Teehee~!

I was going to save up for The Simpsons next week, but if I can get Mystic River for $15...hell, I've got $15 in quarters.

*ahem* SGT. Gordon, HQ. Can't forget that.

I swear, I almost posted "I wish Orton would bring it back".

I am dodging spoilers for this like the plague. I scanned that review quickly and managed to see that the guy liked it. That's all I wanted to know. Thanks for editing Spoiler Boxes into it. I appreciate it.

He's a hardcore gangsta from the beach, bitch.

Slingshot Suplex.

And for $128,000...did anyone else have the Inspector Gadget action figures? If you bought Dr. Claw, you could finally see his face.

Wasn't he coming out to "Don't hate the playa....hate the game"? And Dames is right, that was pretty blatant with the wardrobe change. Giving him the exact same finisher didn't exactly help things, either. Bingo. The thing with "Don't hate the player..." was, no matter what, Booker worked it into every interview he ever did, even though it was never over. Half of the time, you could tell they had struggled tot ry to find a way to work it in. Most of the time, they didn't try hard enough.

The PPV card in the Raw Preview is the first time I can remember Benoit being mentioned in the Raw Preview in weeks. I'm not saying that to be a whiny smark, I'm saying it because it makes me sad.

My birthday has never been mentioned. *weep*

I must know...how does one have the nickname "Inspector Gadget" bestowed upon them? And I avoided the movie like the plague, by the way.

Oh, my...it looks like The Dames is drunk and masturbating. Watch yourselves!

No offense, but it's terrible and confusing. How does HHH get to SmackDown? Maybe I just don't want to live in a world where HHH and Randy Orton both walk out of WrestleMania as heel world champions. EDIT: Several hours later, I realize this might be a parody of WWE booking with HHH and Orton being the sole beneficiaries, in which case, good show.

After reading four -iB- posts in one thread, my eyes hurt.

Oh, God. The Dames is reading this thread at the same time as me. I hope I'm not intruding, sir. *cries*

When did he say that again? September 8th Raw. I was there. Remember when Booker T. first won the WCW World Title? And then they tried to make him into a Rock clone (which seemed to kill his heat)? He had "Save the drama...for yo' momma!" and some other catchphrases that no one bought into. He even had one like that open up this theme music (it wasn't even "Can you dig it...sucka!?"). Watching Booker go from one of WCW's breakout stars to a desperate attempt to copy the WWF's biggest star at the time was downright depressing for me.

A thread full of people bashing you, and you defend the Knicks. You're beautiful. I mean that in the nicest way.

Someone must finish what the Killdozer has started! Fight, Killdozer Man, fight! Fight for everlasting peace! With this bulldozer! God bless Something Awful. If you can find the thread on this incident there, read the 35 pages of it for a great time.