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    CM Funk's Once a Day *IN DEPTH* Match Review

    I'm glad someone else has Austin/Rock from WMX-7 as one of their all-time favorites. I wish I had a copy of it. I think I'd rather see you do Eddie/Angle.
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    Man of 1004 Modes needs a new name.

    Remember, if you want to pick a new name for Man of 1004 Modes, pick the better name and not the one you think is better.
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    Creed Broke Up

    Hmmph. Can't say I'm that schocked. I just had no idea they were that big. Thanks, Choken One.
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    Vh1's 100 Metal Moments

    Beavis and BUTT-Head's fathers are drifters who had sex with some stripper/prostitute so they're brothers IIRC. Oh, I know that. I just don't understand why that's one of the most important moments in the history of metal. I see how you misinterpretted my message. My appologies.
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    Creed Broke Up

    I'm no music expert, but I don't think Creed is the biggest band of the past decade.
  6. I got to take my big entrance in my last play to the theme. We did it four times in a crowded theater each performance. It was so damn cool and exciting.
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    Vh1's 100 Metal Moments

    -42 Beavis & Butthead's paternal lineage is revealed. Umm....what/how/why?
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    Should I make a poll?

    La Parka. Old school TSM. Or was that a running joke on The Smarks?
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    Greatest Movie Tournament: Round 1

    So THAT's what I've been doing wrong! All these tournaments, I've been voting for the movie I thought was the worst. Jesus Christ... Fight Club The African Queen Bride Of Frankenstein The Third Man A Clockwork Orange Once Upon A Time in America Rear Window On The Waterfront Dr. Strangelove The Ten Commandments Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Night Of The Hunter Das Boot Jaws Memento Goodfellas Taxi Driver American Beauty The Quiet Man To Kill A Mockingbird Apocalypse Now Lord of The Rings: Return of the King It's a Wonderful Life Citizen Kane American History X The Deer Hunter A Face in the Crowd The Manchurian Candidate Cool Hand Luke The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence Chinatown Full Metal Jacket
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    GREATEST Movie Tournament...

    You know, Scarface isn't a great movie, but it's fun. Jaws Monty Python and the Holy Grail Goldfinger
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    So what WWF and WCW PPVs weren't released to the

    Does anyone know what the deal was with WCW's videos? Try as I could, try as I might have, I never found a WCW PPV from 1997 onwards on video except for World War 3. Blockbuster would occasionally get one in 1998, but it was the late 1998 PPVs...ew. Was their distribution just awful? Or did I just run into some bad luck?
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    Told you so

    I'm still waiting to find out why Edge speared Bischoff. It was just the cool thing to do. Really, I think Edge just got caught up in the heat of the moment, so he speared his new boss. Actually, I think Bischoff was the one that attacked Edge. Think about it. He had a match with Austin that very night and was in a bad mood, so he Back-Leg-Front-Kicked Edge in the neck. Yeah, he was trying to ruin SmackDown's big match! In retrospect, maybe Edge just wanted to see if the spear still worked. Wrong place, wrong time! Maybe there is no reason. Edge hates mean people! Mean people suck! Maybe I should just try one booking idea per thread now. Thanks for the kind words, guys.
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    Starship Troopers 2

    Maybe it's another prequel, where Baby Sebastian is born and seduces a nurse. That's money right there. Baby Cruel Intentions, bay-bay!
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    Unexpected Title Wins

    The Albert IC Title win wasn't that unexpected, as it was obvious they wanted Albert to be over so badly. The only unexpected thing to come out of that match was the Kane-ensteiner. I'd say Lance Storm beating Albert for the title was more unexpected. I'd also give anything for the Rock/Mankind match to have been live and a total surprise, but it lead to Tony's little comment, and the stories that came out of that are some of my favorite wrestling moments that didn't actually happen on TV.
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    The TSM Sentence Continuation Thread

    The Troll realized that CM Punk was right, and that he only brought up drugs to Doctor Sam Beckett and the Wolfman to look cool, which was something he often failed miserably at.
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    How many memory cards do you own?

    The X-Box 2 will supposedly require memory cards. As for the subject, I have two from the N64 and two GameCube ones (the gray and black, or the one that held around one-fourth of what it should have and the good one).
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    Told you so

    We hope to prove this theory one day... I agree about Edge, though. His face character in the past did grate my nerves a few instances, but at least he had a character. He needs a new direction. Hopefully, the spear from Monday will give him something. Pardon the pun, but he needs an edge if he's going to main event. How about he appologizes to Benoit, and Benoit basically says that, while he is disappointed in losing the belts, now he can focus exclusively on his World Title. Just an innocent comment, but one that kinda irks Edge. Edge goes on to build up a series of singles wins and challenges Benoit to a match on Raw. Benoit takes it and offers a handshake to Edge. Edge refuses. He walks out. No cheap shot, just a lack of respect. Edge can get a cheap pin on Benoit in a tag match (or hell, do it clean) and get a rematch at SummerSlam (yes, I'm hoping HHH is nowhere near the title match). Building up to the match the next week, Edge is relentless. Benoit can't shake him. Edge follows him around backstage and just has the whole creepy vibe going. Benoit confronts him about the stalking. Edge just keeps his eyes on the belt and tells Benoit, "I'm sorry, but I'm exclusively focusing on your belt". Just an idea.
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    The TSM Sentence Continuation Thread

    It was so engrossing, that he didn't notice the Wolfman was asleep on his Futon.
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    Victoria's new intro music

    That dancin' is makin' my penis soft.
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    Several Assorted Computer Problems

    I've got Hijack THIS, but I don't think it's working. What is the process for getting it to change my homepage?
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    Several Assorted Computer Problems

    I've tried to post this once, and, ironically enough, my computer messed up. Let's get started. 1) I Can't Change My Start Page From what we can figure out over here, I've either accidently clicked the wrong link or got a virus (which McAfee can't find, so scratch that). Whatever it is, it has changed my starting page/home page/whatever you want to call it to file://c:/spad/start.html, which takes me to a page full of porn links. It was something else last week, some kind of idiot search engine. I've gone to the Control Panel and changed it numerous times, but it always reverts back. And yes, I click Apply. Anybody know how to fix this one? 2) Windows Media Player is Down Anytime I put in a CD or click an MP3 or try to open Media Player, I get the familiar beep sound that tells you you can't do something. I thought it was my computer and tried to delete WMP (which for some reason is the hardest thing I've ever had to do on a computer). I was at a friend's house and he was having the exact same problem. Anyone know if this is some universal Media Player problem or what? 3) My Copier/Scanner Won't Scan or Copy I don't figure on anyone helping with this one, but it's worth a shot. My Lenmark X75 Printer/Scanner/Copier won't scan or copy. It shows no signs of trouble and hasn't been tampered with. I figure I'll have to show it to someone who can actually touch it, but I'm holding out on someone here knowing a trick to it. That's about it. My computer sucks, I'll admit it. Thanks in advance.
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    Rosie's new attire

    Yes, it is. And I think that is the Aldo mask.
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    "Idol" most watched prime-time series of the 2003-

    Add me to the list of people that avoid this (and other reality programs) like the plague.
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    Which match should me the main event

    I'd agree if this was a normal cage that needed to be set up, but HIAC is simply lowered. It's quick and easy. If we all recall King of the Ring 1998 (where the title match was the main event...), the Cell was lowered and raised during the main event with no trouble.
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    I shit in the shower stall tonight

    STOCK MARKET CRASH~! Don't be mean, d00d=(
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