Boner Kawanger

I'm confused. You're walking around at 2:30 in the morning and are surprised that a cop stops you? Christ, my friends and I get stopped by cops at 7:00 PM for walking around in front of the house we're hanging out at. Yes, cops can do this. It's not just you. I'm surprised more people than just Rob are posting that it happened to them. A few weeks ago, I was standing outside a coffeeshop by my car on my CELL PHONE~! and a cop passed me, looked right at me with HATE in his eyes, and tried to pull off a U-Turn. He fucked it up, though, so I left. I was trying to, anyways.

"If I can't burn CDs with this lighter, I don't see the point," said the troll.

...To-Tony? Now that that's over, I feel the need to express my dread over a live show in Montreal. Now, I do believe that Raw will remain watchable, but I just have a bad feeling about it. Anyone know when the last show in Montreal was/have a link to a report?

He can go around kicking Jim Ross in the leg and yelling mean shit. Al Snow couldbe Regal's nemesis, as the Evil Retard Caretaker. Christ, I can't believe I just typed that.

Anyone who hasn't bought Bubba Ho-Tep will do so at their most immediate leisure. I also got Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:SE for $12.99(!) at Walden Books(!!).

Part one: Batman had the League in DC because his sources had informed him of a forthcoming terrorist plot at some meeting he had Clark Kent covering from the inside, because Batman is smarter than everyone on the show put together. Then a big alien ship came and started shooting everyone. The big alien ship was shot by a big Thanagarian(I think that's what the Hawkpeople are called) ray gun. The big alien ship was Gordarian, an alien race that just happens to be the arch enemy of Thangaria. They Hawkpeople offer to help. Everyone trusts them. Except Batman. Since Batman is smarter than everyone on the show put together, he's right. An autopsy he conducts proves that the aliens on board the big ship was frozen. Already dead. Why other scientists didn't notice this is never explained, as Earth decides to let the Hawks build a forcefield. Batman sneaks into one of their bases as the rest of the League helps build the "forcefield". He gets captured, and, as a result, the rest of the League does too. The Hawkpeople take over the Watchtower, and Hawkgirl bitchslaps the Green Lantern with her mace. Now, I wasn't knocking the show, by the by. I loved it. But I'll love anything with Alfred and the Batcave. Except Batman and Robin.

New headline: "Hasselhoff Wants to Work Outside of Germany"

Not to play devil's advocate, but the article does mention VINCE MCMAHON and WWE. So there, that's what it has to do with WWE. Not everyone that posts in this folder reads through sports news. I don't, but I was glad to have read this article, because I have an interest in former WWE employee Brock Lesnar's attempt at playing for the NFL. Because that's what he is. A former WWE employee. He's not a football player yet. If I get into a car accident with my friend Lance, who plays football, and want to tell you guys about it, would I post it in Sports or General Chat? I'd post it in Gerneral Chat because he's not known for being a football player. So until Brock signs on with a team, he's nothing to the world of sports. We shouldn't talk about him in sports until he has his name on the back of a jersey.

Warner Bros. will start raising royalty fees for games that make a mockery of its properties. Warner Bros. Interactive hopes that by charging game publishers higher royalty fees for not making good games based on WB intellectual properties, the traditional bad movie game and other similar licensed games can be avoided. The WB will refer to popular game review websites (such as Game Rankings) to determine whether or not a licensed game reaches a certain rating level, 70% to be precise. If the game is bad enough to get under this score, publishers will be be penalized with an increase in royalty payments to the licensor. This might seem like a good idea to Warner, and other holders of big-name licenses, but there are those that disagree. One of the most obvious games that would contradict this would be Enter the Matrix, and publisher Atari. While the game sold millions of copies riding the success of the movies, the game was a stinker: "We sold four million copies. That's $250 million worldwide," declares Bruno Bonnell, Atari's chairman and CEO. "That's what a big major motion picture makes. And Warner Bros. would penalize us because we didn't achieve 70%? Are they joking?" But [Warner Bros.] would only comment that "sales don't equal quality." It's not known if or when other license holders are considering implementing a similar program, or if other game publishers would consider agreeing to this sort of deal. For the full article, including some arguments from the publisher's side, click here. Credit: Planet Gamecube and probably a lot of other game sites Well, color me impressed. I can't believe this huge company actually cares about making good games. And I love the irony of Atari sticking up for games based on movies. Something ExTra funny about that one. This still doesn't make up for your crappy Catwoman movie, though, WB.

Etrigan actually had an episode based around him when the Batman cartoon relaunched on the WB back in 1997. And he's already been on Justice League once. I'm looking forward to seeing who will voice the Green Arrow.

Thank Christ. I can't imagine Simmons in prison. He would just make everyone his bitch. Then none of our prisoners would get their fruit cups. Ah, well. He woulda made time in the yard a lot more productive. Provided he wasn't too busy shivving people.

Say, you know why I can tell that Stevie Ray is just a Booker T. action figure with a tanktop, doo-rag, and sunglasses? Stevie Ray's boots say "BT". Nice one, Toy Biz.

...I stopped reading right there. What actual story? This movie is not based on a true story. That has to be one of my biggest pet peeves. When this turd came out last October and everyone around here was freaking out over how scary it was (which I disagree with, but whatever), I got countless phone calls from terrified teenagers (go alliteration!) asking, with quivering voices, if the movie really happened and where Leatherface was today.

DAMN! That ain't crizzappy~!

I'm a casual fan. There's no denying his drumming prowess. And if anyone thinks they recognize the name, he did a guest spot on Our Lady Peace's "Stealing Babies" on the CD "Happiness...". Good stuff. He could still go, even in the later days.

I'm not the world's biggest Phish fan (although my best friend is), but I would love them so much if they called it Phish's Phestival.

Sting and Luger against Shelton Benjamin and "Made in the USA with Nice Abs" Mark Jindrak in the finals of the Levesque Cup Tag Team Tournament. There's the money angle.

DJ Jeff was banned? I thought he just stopped posting.

Actually, he won his first World Title from The Rock at No Mercy 2000. I think this match was his first successful PPV defense, though.

I remember Benoit going through the Radicalz one by one on Raw in early 2001 and expecting him to get Eddie at WMX-7 and being disappointed when he beat Eddie clean on Raw. The match came out of the blue, too. I was pumped for a classic at WrestleMania. Ah, well, you can't beat Angle/Benoit.

I'm with you. But now they have pedal bikes...

Once again, someone new tries to start a movie tournament without consulting anyone as to which movies should be in the tournament. This will go over like a lead zeppelin.

Steve screwed Steve.

A confident Heel has a beaten Face down for the count. He yells at the referee, "Get ready! I'm about to pin him!". The Heel picks up the Face for his finisher, but the Face has one last burst of energy. The Heel gets rolled up, and the referee is already in a position to count to three. Because of his arrogance, the Heel has lost.

So lets ignore the prospects of Heenan Coming back to the WWE in some compacity .....and Pay attention to a TYPO! oki doki I'm sorry. Its just with the recent decline of society, I thought you thought that the correct spelling of the word came with a "z". And since I've been hearing about Heenan's return for the past three or four years, I'd prefer to discuss it when it happens. Okie dokie?