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    the Return of the Weazel!

    ... Its "Weasel".
  2. If it was on today, M*A*S*H wouldn't pull down M*A*S*H-type ratings. -=Mike Very true. It would be impossible for any show to get ratings like M*A*S*H did, as when "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen" aired, there were no cable networks to watch as an alternative. You basically either watched CBS, NBC, or ABC.
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    New School Question Thread

    It's WWE, they just pretended it never happened and then sent Tori packing Actually, she became a trainer on Tough Enough, then got sent packing. I actually recall a throwaway segment that ended the X-Pac/Tori romance. X-Pac was hosting the Raw party at WWF New York and Tori (who hadn't been seen in months) returned. X-Pac tried to play all nicey-nice, but she was mad at him for not checking on her injury (from the Dudleyz Table-Bomb). She threw a drink in his face and stormed out. God, why do I know that?
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    To everyone that I've been mean too

    Well, you've made Marney feel ill. Appologize. This is bizaare. CWM the Humanitarian...
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    Futurama

    Watch them in order, but when you get to "Jurassic Bark", get the Kleenex for God's sake. That episode was ROBBED at the Emmy's by that Simpsons episode where Homer lives with the gay couple. That's right.
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    What is your nickname...?

    Obviously it didn't like being called the Mattmobile. I love you.
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    The OAO "The WWE Experience" Thread

    A Trish Stratus photoshoot video? I'm in shock.
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    What is your nickname...?

    I have two: The one I prefer, Mattman, has no origin. A few people have called me that off and on for years. Then, when I got my first car and started calling it the Mattmobile, it kinda blew up. Now, some people (well, one or two guys)haven't grown up since the 7th grade and still call me "Hard", "Hard-On", and "Hard-Shaft" based on my last name.
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    First picture of Bale as Batman

    Hello, Batman. I mean, wow. That's it. That's him.
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    NEWSRADIO IS BACK!

    I meant to bump this thread a few weeks ago, because I heard the DVDs were delayed so Paul Simms could add comentaries and extras from his personal collection. And, for once, I'm jealous of bob_barron.
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    First picture of Bale as Batman

    I've tried to make a list of everything that's wrong with that costume. That's all I have so far. I can't decide if I love Bale or Nolan more.
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    Angle needs a 3rd neck surgery

    And when I saw the topic, I was going to make a damn joke about him getting back by SummerSlam. I wish he'd just give it up.
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    The Old School questions thread

    From listening to the WCW Internet audio show they had at the time, I think he was a truck driver for WCW. True. Jericho saw him and thought he'd fit in great on the Jericho Personal Security Staff. Or so the Legend goes.
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    The Flash

    Recently, I've been wanting to start reading The Flash, especially Geoff Johns' work on the title. It looks like most of the TPBs are availible at a nearby Books-A-Million, so I'm good with that. I just need to know a good starting point. I'd like to read it in chronological order and whatnot.
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    Jubentud Guerrera

    The Rock cut into Jericho in late 1999 by telling him something along the lines "While I was winning world titles, you were beating some jabroni named...Juvintud?". What really made my day was Jericho pantomiming taking off a mask and yelling "I stole his mask!".
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    The Flash

    Should have just PM'd me, man. THE FLASH: BLOOD WILL RUN THE FLASH: ROGUES Start there. Eh, I'd hoped to get a good discussion going, too. You're not jealous, are you? Ha ha hee hee ho ho. To show my appreciation, this is post #2000. Thanks, gang.
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    Class Rings

    I passed. I regret not being able to tell people to "kiss the ring" now, though. Oh, hell, I'm too lame to say that anyways. Suck it, Jostens.
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    The Return of Hal Jordon as Green Lantern

    Having spent the weekend reading Quiver and two classic Green Lantern/Green Arrow comics (Speedy the Junkie, the Hippie Christ), I'm excited to see where this goes.
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    Chappelle's Show thread

    It was just a retrospective on the musical guests. I skipped it.
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    The Old School questions thread

    Uh, WHAT? Unless you mean various casts and braces Triple H has donned over the years I have no clue what you mean He means the chainmail vest, which predates Steiner's King Arthur look several years. I think he cut it out in the fall of 1999, although an exact date is out of reach.
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    -iB- is coming to kill me...

    -iB- WANTS to stop posting in this thread, but that would defy his "I have to post at least FIVE TIMES in EVERY FUCKING THREAD" logic. I mean, God. Bob_Baron can brag about being one of only two members on the board and replying last in every thread, but -iB- has almost pulled it off when 78 members were online. And each of these posts adds nothing. I know I'm no great conversationalist, but an -iB- post makes me want to hold my head under water until my eyeballs bust or something just so I don't have to read them. And don't give me that "Oh, just ignore him" crap. You can't ignore him. He's everywhere. Damn.
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    Goldberg speaks on HHH & Vince

    This was real, only it was on "The Best Damn Sports Show. Period.", and I have no idea where whoever wrote this got 'The World's Greatest Sports Show'.
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    Vince meets Bret Hart after Raw

    Good to see they write SmackDown in advance and don't make it up every Tuesday. If this week's show has the same effort as it did last week, we're in for one exciting ride, WWE fans~!
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    Your Top 5 Artists

    No paricular order or time, just the way I like my music. Jeff Buckley (I'm thrilled to see him on so many other lists) The Beatles (Include solo work) Led Zeppelin The Eagles U2 Runners-up: Our Lady Peace, Foo Fighters, and Radiohead
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    What is the last thing you spent money on?

    $69.92 ($39.92 after using a giftcard) at Best Buy on Chappelle's Show, Killin' Them Softly, The Princess Bride: SE, and The Best of George Harrison.
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