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    Smackdown house show results for 3/29/04

    - WWE has been very pleased with how the Booker T vs. The Undertaker matches have come off on recent house shows. They feel that the matches have made both men look good. Credit: PWInsider.com
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    Oh, My...Re-Re Wrestling

    WWE developmental talent Nick Dinsmore worked the RAW house shows this weekend as "Eugene." The Eugene character will be an over the top simpleton who loves wrestling. His character is apparently based on Warren from Something About Mary. Dinsmore will be filming vignettes soon to hype his on-TV debut. Credit: PWInsider.com I am speechless.
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    Which concerts have you been to

    That's my birthday, and knowing what little I know about DMB, I'm guessing this was their Folsom Field show, which I saw on the CD was recorded that day. EDIT: And knowing your post having actually read it, I see that you're going THIS July 11th, so nevermind that. I'll admit fault, though. My bad. Last year, I went to some out-of-town's radio station-sponsered concert to see Our Lady Peace. Queens of the Stone Age, Unwritten Law, and Nickelback were also there. Later this year, I'll probably go with a big group of my friends to see Incubus. We'll have a big show one city over later in the year, so maybe we'll get some better bands than last year. Oh, how could I forget. I saw the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on their Coming Out of Their Shells Tour.
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    The Tony Schiavone thread

    This was the funniest thing ever five or six years ago.
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    Oh, My...Re-Re Wrestling

    you spell it "TeRarded" Also if they mix this with the weird kid Mike Myers played on SNL it will be gold. Basically he wears a harness that's tied to a ringpost and anybody who touches his head gets beat down. They feed him chocolate and he drags the whole damn ring outside the arena. I can see it now.... JR: BAH GAWD! THAT RING IS 10,000 POUNDS! THAT BOY MUST LOVE HIS CHOCOLATE! You stole my idea for a sig. Good work. And it looks like the gimmick got over at the house shows...maybe he can debut tonight.
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    Surreal Royal Rumble moment

    The 1991 Royal Rumble...
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    Favorite mask angle?

    I loved the Ciclope angle, just because I was watching Slamboree with a lot of my anti-Jericho friends. He was the absolute, most hated wrestler on the planet to us back in our mark days. Except for Brandon. Brandon LOVED Jericho, and in an effort to see his hero keep the CW title, decided to root for the biggest loser in that battle royale. He rooted for Ciclope. Best. Mark-out. Ever.
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    Oh, My...Re-Re Wrestling

    The one and only. Given time to reflect, won't this just be a re-hash of the Saturn angle, only this time with the pathos and dialogue of Brian Gerwitz? And isn't Dinsmore supposed to be talented?
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    Who Kurt looked EXACTLY like on Smackdown!

    First thing I thought, but I automatically think Lex Luthor when I see a bald guy in a suit.
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    Needed: One Pic of Lita...

    She looks like the new English teacher at my school. Not a dis, the teacher is cool. And, in defense of Lita, she looked better in person when I went to a show in 2000. This was four years ago, though. She just has her good days and her bad days.
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    Wit Jay Day...

    We've got the same feelings with the flick. I can remember thinking the exact same way about the skateboard scenes when I first saw it last summer.
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    All the Eagan hate

    Christ, is anyone going to make the obvious "OMG FrigidSoul is Eagan ban plz" joke or are we above that now? Because I don't think we are.
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    An Update from The Dames

    Thank God The Dames wasn't really kidnapped.
  14. Jesus, with this and the OJ Hart thread, I was almost over like Rover in the summer of 2002. I wish I could see my posts on those boards one more time. I loved my monster hunter anecdotes from the Avril board. Universal should find them and use them to promote Van Helsing or something.
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    The Old School questions thread

    They did that lots of times in 98, Marc Mero faced Droz at Breakdown 98 for no reason and at the same card Al Snow and Scorpio faced Too Moch. Snow and Scorp/Too Much had a backstory that went unmentioned, as Too Much beat Al Snow and Head to keep Al from getting a job with the WWF a few months prior. Its the match where they pin Head by attaching it to a bottle of Head and Shoulders.
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    Noble Shooting on McMahon

    Jamie Noble is going to leave WWE for a career in the NFL.
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    BATMAN STUFF

    I didn't until now, but I went in with the knowledge that the book probobly wouldn't make it to Issue 25. I haven't read Superman/Batman since Issue 2. I just lost all interest. The covers look cool though. You were only off by eight issues, my friend.
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    BATMAN STUFF

    Z, I'm guessing you know that Batman Adventures is going to be cancelled in a few months? And just as I was able to start picking it up reguarly. I also got the Gotham Knights Hush issue, looks good. Don't forget about Superman/Batman. They just ended a major storyline over there in issue six and things are picking up. Its the central DCU book as far as I'm concerned.
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    Latest Matt Hardy Commentary

    What in the hell is that? Why do I picture Jeff wrapping himself in Reynold's Wrap and dancing around?
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    Benoit is 'just a transitional champion'...

    Triple H actually did it when Hulkamania accidentally ran wild in 2002 for a whole 4 weeks. Why do I bring this up? This is likely to be Hunter's reasoning for pushing the notion of him winning the belt back at Backlash. UYI I've tried to block out that era. And damn your damnable logic.
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    Benoit is 'just a transitional champion'...

    They can't give someone the title in the main event of WrestleMania and then make them a transitional champion. That would just be retar- Oh, poopies.
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    Least Funny Mainstream Comedians

    It takes a truly talented man to read misprints that ordinary people send in.
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    DVD Releases

    I suppose I'll pick up Futurama as soon as I'm able to afford it.
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    The Old School questions thread

    Jericho wrestle Patrick at World War 3 in 1996. "Sea of Heads" was a Dusty-ism from Hog Wild 1996. I don't remember a particuar reason for Eddie's turn. He just went rudo and started gunning for the CW title.
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