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    Best Comedy

    OMG BOB BARRON IS IDRM~!
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    Stone Cold Vs. The Rock Vs. HHH

    What's the story to this? Shawn was supposed to interfere and cost the Undertaker the match and reunite with HHH. Then Shawn no-showed and the booking changed. HHH was a little pissed at Shawn. There's more to it, but my memory's fuzzy.
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    Hee hee...nothing like dirty poetry!

    *Ignores thread* I once knew a man from Nantucket...
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    Ok so where is the Test/Steiner fued going now??

    Well, remember when they were a WACKY TAG TEAM THAT DIDN'T GET ALONG? Well, now they're a WACKY WOMAN-BEATING TAG TEAM THAT MAY OR MAY NOT GET ALONG...IN BED! Its the natural progression. They'll blow off the feud at WrestleMania XX... ...V... ...I.
  5. See, when I read the Berry was cast, I was actually happy. She kinda favors the current Catwoman, especially with her short hair and skin tone. But that costume just wrecks it. I mean, where are the goggles?
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    The Raw Review 9/28 - 10/4

    That's also the night the first SUPERPUSH of Randy Orton failed when he blew his finisher and injured his shoulder.
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    The Mr. J 2004 post appreciation thread!

    Jesus Christ, that's been one of my favorite things ever since I saw it.
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    The One and Only Rundown Thread

    USA Today onle gave it ** and called it "middle of the road". But then, they called "Very Bad Things" one of the worst movies of the 90's, so fuck 'em. Same director, you know.
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    Return the Champagne Bottles...

    If it helps, his avatar comes from the cover of a supposedly shitty mini-series.
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    I was bored and did some research on J'lo

    Probably because of her infamous marriages and many boyfriend connections. Plus she's famous, and people tend to overexaggerate.
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    VINCE IS GOING TO BE A GRAND DADDY!

    The source of Vince's becoming a gradfather is Marissa's vagina. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): That's where babies come from.
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    I was bored and did some research on J'lo

    Alright, strike Anaconda too. Although..evil giant snake....J-Lo...
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    Rumored Star War DVD changes list

    I feel a strange disturbance in the Internet. That's just gay, but not as gay as that little list.
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    I was bored and did some research on J'lo

    Odds are after Gigli, advertising doesn't matter. And where's Anaconda?
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    Why can't EVEN MARKS......

    Get me a specially made air matress like the one Shane-O had and I'd do it in a heartbeat.
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    The Emmy Awards

    The Simpsons episode that won was the one where Homer lived with two gay guys. It beat the Futurama episode "Jurassic Bark", which besides being about one thousand times better than anything The Simpsons have done in years was the first cartoon to reduce me to tears since I became so cold and callous.
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    Place your bets, people

    I BET HHH BEATS HIM FOR IT. I WIN.
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    The One and Only WWE Unforgiven 2003 Thread

    See? You CAN book wrestling companies by EWR! ... Really, I could just see "smarky" HHH actually doing that. "HHH is at 1% Physical Condition After Wrestling Every Match" HHH: What do I do-uh?
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    The One and Only WWE Unforgiven 2003 Thread

    Why did this make me laugh so much?
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    The One and Only WWE Unforgiven 2003 Thread

    Kane should've pulled a Jason Takes Manhattan and TELEPORTED TO THE TOP~!
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    The Old School questions thread

    There was something like a battle royale going down to keep the fans into it if I remember correctly. And what is it with Vince and women barking like dogs?
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    Help with a Simpson's quote

    Homer is sitting on the steps crying. Marge: Homer? Homer: What? Marge: Why are you doing this? Why can't you accept that I'm here with someone else? Homer: Because I'm sure we were meant to be together. Usually when I have a thought, there's a lot of other thoughts in there. Something says yes, something says no. But this time there's only yes. How could the only thing I've ever been sure about in my life be wrong? Marge: I don't know...but it is.
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    Help with a Simpson's quote

    Well, this is the first time SNPP hasn't came through for me...I'll check the DVD in a minute.
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    Help with a Simpson's quote

    Don't forget, when you're stuck on a Simpsons question to hit http://www.snpp.com/ which is possibly the best website ever. THey've even got a search engine, so you could probably just type whatever quote in and get the full episode transcript.
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