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    Pray for Me

    I just found out the plan, so it should work out that the mystery wrestler sigsn my chair. We meet a lady from the local TV affiliate at the gate around 5:30. She takes us back to the promoter from the Civic Center, where we get our chair and then meet the wrestler. Instead of waiting in line, we then take our chairs into the arena and sit down. So I'm getting an autographed WWE Steel Chair. As for the wrestler, the station doesn't know if it'll be a "big star, medium star, or little star". I wasn't expecting a huge star, and I'm actually hoping for someone down to Earth like the Hurricane. I worry about meeting heel Jericho, anyways. But if it was Teddy Long...I could blee dat, now.
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    Trouble with Lesnar & Brock's Match

    Bearhug. All they would have had to do was build it up again.
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    Come celebrate one year of LaParkaYourCar!!

    Well, you made my banner, so you're good for something. And that something is the DANCING PARKA~!!!
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    Underworld: When the battle begins

    I'll choose the red pill. Oops. Wrong movie. I wonder what confused me on that one?
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    Did the WWF ever promote Andre's...

    Don't forget the infamous WWF Magazine articles that got Andre over as a heel (puh) AND promoted the movie: basically saying Andre was difficult to work with on the set.
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    Best TV Themes

    Batman Gilligan's Island
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    The Fall Movie Season is Here

    Actually, I think the Summer Movie Season begins on Memorial Day and ends in July. From the end of July to Labor Day, studios usually dump movies they don't think will perform well. Labor Day begins the Fall Movie Season.
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    Batman 617

    I hope so. I'm just reporting what I heard. I don't get comics until a few weeks after they're released.
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    Batman 617

    Spoiler (Highlight to Read): It wasn't Jason, it was Clayface. And Hush is wearing Tommy's necklace in the last panel.
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    Oh...My...God...

    Jeff Foxworthy retired the Redneck Jokes.
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    The one and only SummerSham 2003 Thread

    Wait wait wait... They made Goldberg PUNCH GLASS? The company is against him afterall.
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    Theme song of the day - John Cena (current)

    Even I got it. Its a SummerSlam Mirracle.
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    The one and only SummerSham 2003 Thread

    Just a rumor or three, but I'll tag them anyways... Spoiler (Highlight to Read): - The ending of the Elimination Chamber match tonight will depend a lot on how Triple H feels. The general feeling is that if WWE feels he will be able to return to action within two weeks, he will retain the belt. If not, the title could go to Chris Jericho. Goldberg is also being considered, but WWE still is lacking faith in him. Plus Goldberg will not work many house shows and WWE is somewhat against putting the World Title on someone who won't be at house shows right now. - The Undertaker is being poised for a return to the main event scene in the coming weeks. - WWE is building towards a Kane vs. Shane McMahon match, so both the Kane/RVD and Shane/Eric Bischoff matches tonight should build to that bout. Credit: WrestlingObserver.com
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    Oh, Dear God...

    Someone say something.
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    Soul Calibur II

    Johnson1620 ROLL TIDE!!! Group: Members Posts: 1450 Member No.: 3462 Joined: 23-April 03 ITS A FACT. -------------------- QUOTE (Vern Gagne @ Aug 2 2003 @ 02:33 AM) "Nash would laugh if you fainted."-Vern Gagne
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    Excellent Comedic Performances

    Murray should get mentioned for Kingpin on the merit of improvising that whole commercial. You know the one.
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    The Shanequa Controversy Thread

    TSM comeback 1: "Not everyone can be as photogenic as you, CC!" TSM comeback 2: "CC, I can't decide if your webcam pictures are in a better quality than the WWE Divas pics or not."
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    Theme song of the day - John Cena (current)

    Maybe if your sig wasn't so fucked up, we ALL could've enjoyed the theme song, FBoPR...
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    Happy birthday BPS

    You know, my birthday was in July and none of the NewsRadio Kliq sent me a breasty picture of Lisa...the bastards. Happy birthday BPS. We still can't handle "The Truth"...or something.
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    Oh, Dear God...

    Notice how this is one of the few promises Vince keeps.
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    The Shanequa Controversy Thread

    Why do all the pictures on WWEDivas make it look like the girls are about to fall asleep?
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    Ultimate Warrior MAY Return Again!!

    I think Warrior's theme music speaks for itself... DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB
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    "Hollywood" Hunter Hearst Helmsley

    HHH playing a vampire wouldn't be that much of a strech, since he, ya know...is seemingly immortal, invincible, somehow gets a lot of women, and is an evil mastermind. Oh, yeah. He sucks too. Hoohar.
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    Batman 617

    Here's something to think about as it pertains to Jason Todd being Hush... Who put him in the Lazurus Pit? IMO, Jason's jsut another pawn if thisn ISN'T a dream. And I hope it isn't.
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    Theme song of the day - John Cena (current)

    Temporarily suspended...
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