Boner Kawanger

I started getting that all the time once my parents made me get AOL, since its "only $3 a month~!" Thus why I only post three times a week now, instead of the usual five... OMG I DONT NO IF THIS POSTWILL WROK~!

You don't just take Bob_Baron off your buddly list. He's money.

"Why did the article keep referring to "The Dead concert"." Because he was at a Dead concert when it happened. The Dead being the new Grateful Dead, sans Jerry.

Yes, a Double Post FOUR MINUTES AFTER THE FACT. Damn board errors. I was distracted, too.

I've been in school since August 7th.

Crisis on Infinite Earths was a maxi-series that DC published in order to kill off characters, places, etc. to clean up their cluttered continuity.

The InVasion helped drop the ratings into the 3s and 4s. Goldberg only keeps them there.

The Raw Title was the main event in the last Elimination Chamber match, too.

I'll retract my statement then, I suppose.

I'm struggling to remember most of those "trophies", but I DO know they included Juventud's mask & Rey's kneebrace. Ron Mysterio's Knee Air Quasi's Mask Deano "Stinko" Malenko's Career/Pride Prince Nackymacky'a Skirt

Last time we had a thread like this, someone was banned. I hope that streak continues. (OK, that sounded like a dig at Bif. It wasn't.)

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): He had a traumatic experience with water that killed him, so I'm sure deep down at some deep psychological level Jason has a fear or water. Freddy is all about finding your weakness or fear and using it on you in the dream world. It's not that crazy of an idea to believe that Jason buried the fear when he returned as an unstoppable angry monster with the only thing on his mind being revenge and Freddy managed to unbury it within is mind while in dream world. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Think about it this way: In the real world, Jason is a man on a mission, that mission being to avenge his 'deaths' and the death of his mother. He's a mongoloid, he's got a one track mind. Water doesn't bother him, its just part of the job. But on the inside, in his head, where his dreams occur, he's a sad little boy who was tormented and drowned. He's vulnerable there. Notice he wasn't afraid or freaking out in or around the lake in the final battle. That's exactly what I was trying to say...thanks for wording it better. Yeah, you had it, it was just worded ambiguously for someone who didn't get it.

I just bought a Vacaton shirt, I'll definately pick the DVD up.

I'll save you the trouble...*ahem* I don't have a sense of humor! I'm a whiny little bitch who can't take a joke! I don't know Christopher Reeves! I shouldn't take offense to this! Fuck me! I'm an ass! See, it's what you would be saying if I posted what I wanted to. Ass.

I'm shocked. I know I didn't voice my prediction on the board, but I'll admit I was wrong. I thought it would make MORE than that. I've been to all the big movies. I've hardly missed a big screen "event" since my first, 1989's Batman. I've seen Star Wars, Spider-Man, The MatrixTitanic, the supposed BIG movies. I've never experienced anything like Freddy vs Jason. First off, I got to the theatre around 7 for the 7:20 show and my friends had already been turned away. For the first time ever, a movie was sold out before I got tickets. We all got tickets for the 9:40 show. The theatre was packed. And loud. People were cheering, screaming, applauding, laughing at all the right parts. I'm not his biggest fan, but I enjoyed Spoiler (Highlight to Read): the HUGE ovation Jason rising out of the water got . Then I get home. Every theatre I read about on F13 Forums was packed. I was expecting at least $50 million, but this was an R rated movie. Oh, well; I was wrong.

Spoiler (Highlight to Read): He had a traumatic experience with water that killed him, so I'm sure deep down at some deep psychological level Jason has a fear or water. Freddy is all about finding your weakness or fear and using it on you in the dream world. It's not that crazy of an idea to believe that Jason buried the fear when he returned as an unstoppable angry monster with the only thing on his mind being revenge and Freddy managed to unbury it within is mind while in dream world. Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Think about it this way: In the real world, Jason is a man on a mission, that mission being to avenge his 'deaths' and the death of his mother. He's a mongoloid, he's got a one track mind. Water doesn't bother him, its just part of the job. But on the inside, in his head, where his dreams occur, he's a sad little boy who was tormented and drowned. He's vulnerable there. Notice he wasn't afraid or freaking out in or around the lake in the final battle.

I don't see how he's horrible as Ash when he played it perfectly, but whatever. I don't care if its a stupid plot, but this was the first thing I thought of: Freddy and Jason are back killing people, and some guy says something like "Let's get my uncle to help! He's handled far worse than this!" Cut to S-Mart, where Ash is now the Assistant Manager of Housewares. No one buys him as a threat, no one believes his stories, Jason shows up, Ash blasts his ass away with a shotgun, Jason gets up, Ash grabs a chainsaw and runs away with the kids, we get a new "Groovy" scene, etc. etc.

hey, i'm a loner too. we can all start a clique of loners. it'll be just like bill hicks's "people who hate other people" party. OMG You stole my idea~!

Since Eddy and Chris are comedic gold, paste their heads on a "Road to Rio" poster and replace Rio with WrestleMania.

He's nice to me when we discuss the primes of Transformers and Draculas. :-(

I believe I bested him by bombarding him with questions. Most recently I asked if Dracula and Frankenstein's monster had another prime since they were undead. And why is it when I call the "Ninja Smiley", I had about four people jump up my ass to DEFEND the damn thing?

The 3.0...you know how to do a headlock takeover, right? Sanders basically does that, except instead of his opponent's face down on his side, they're facing up and Sanders rolls them over and drops them. It ends up like a neckbreaker, hard to explain. At least, that's how I remember it. He did it maybe twice in WCW.

Good.

I'm wishing you a happy birthday...we're both dirty bastards from Alabama...except you have a relative that has sex with dogs!

That's a great slogan. That should be in his sig. It would go great with that picture of hm shrugging his shoulders. When I saw that about the power outage and knew terrorists weren't involved, I immediately thought about the NY/Canadian population of the board. And the Diatribe, since I knew there was a Low-Ki/AJ match.