Phoenix Fury Legdrop

Huh? Invetro Fertilization starts with Delirious lifting the opponent over his shoulder and flipping him to his side to drop them with a DDT. Kind of like AJ Styles's Starmaker or the Hurricane DDT, only Delirious flips the guy horizontally instead of vertically.

There will be a World Heavyweight Title match.

Instrumental version of "Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel

That was taped a week or two ago. And why in the hell was Eddie Venom on the team-end of a handicap match? He's like seventeen feet tall.

Jarrett d. Hardy after a guitar shot to the back of the head.

Harris & Skipper d. The Naturals to become the new NWA World Tag Champions after a spear from Harris

It is Chris Harris and Elix Skipper vs. the Naturals

Dusty Rhodes d. Scott D'Amore. Post-match, Team Canada jumps Dusty after he offers a handshake to Russo, and Russo tries to save Dusty. Three Live Krew end up saving everyone. Naturals vs. Mystery Team later on, since Daniels was "injured" backstage by the Naturals.

Styles won after he ducked a punch from Dallas, which connected with Kash and left him open for a 2nd rope Styles Clash through a table. Post-match, Team Canada mugged AJ in the ring, including Petey giving AJ the Canadian Destroyer.

Styles/Kash now.

Abyss finally turned, giving Goldylocks a backbreaker and letting Desire pin her.

I thought it wasn't that good, but that's prolly just me. Mixed gender worthlessness next.

Delirious was out in twenty seconds. Batts and Clark got the win. UGH.

Delirious & Dutt vs. Frankie & Shane vs. Devine & Petey vs. Batts & Clark vs. D-Ray & Shark Boy vs. Sabin & Red It's down to Batts & Clark (ugh) vs. Kazarian & Shane. It was done under battle royal rules, with the last two remaining bringing their partners back for a regular tag. AMW won't get their tag title shot tonight due to James Storm's back injury.

Six-way starts now. Fuck TNA, as they're only using Delirious in terms of the "IWA regulars" (unless Petey counts).

No, I meant during the entrances. Stryker's music started playing and he came out...trailed by about an inch by Delirious.

I think Altar Boy Luke was in that match against Legend too. I remember him nailing the single-worst backpack stunner I've ever seen in that match (Legend, not Luke). Delirious's TNA debut is marked by a really dumb blooper, as whoever was working the gorilla position wasn't paying attention or something, and sent Matt Stryker and Delirious out together, completely confusing Jeremy Borash in the ring.

Just imagine: Nate Webb in the same ring with L.A. Park! Delirious in the same ring with L.A. Park! Jesus H. Christ, TNA might have actually done something right!

I'm pretty sure that Nate Webb posted in his Live Journal that he was going to the show tonight for the final time, so it might be him as one of the guys in that match.

Damn, I totally didn't see this until now. Is it okay if I start another league or something, for people that missed this one?

Does anyone know where I can download TNM7 or TNM 7.1 (I think that's what it was called)? The only version I can find on the site is TNM7.2.

From the IWA Mid-South Message Board:

If possible, can five people volunteer their characters for a round-robin thing that's been planned for at least one month's worth of HD for a little while now. NYU already volunteered Drek (back when it was supposed to be two four-man blocks instead of one six-man round robin).

Ladies and gents, we have a crisis on our hands. We currently live in a world without any Adam Gooch involvement. This saddens us, the Paradise City Ninjas, quite a bit. A world without Adam Gooch is like a woman without a vagina, Freaks and Geeks without Martin Starr, or even a kangaroo without a tail. It just ain't right. As ninjas hailing from Paradise City, we are taking it upon ourselves to do something about this. This is where you, the person reading this, comes into play. We need Adam Gooch back in the IWA. Sure, nerdy Inter'web petitions haven't worked outside of getting Brian Heffron his job with the WWeeeeee back, but we can wish, can't we? Actually, this isn't techncially a petition. It's more like a "really awesome list of names supporting the PCN's cause to bring the awesomeness of Adam Gooch back into our lives." So, please help us by posting after this saying "My name is ________, and I want Adam Gooch back in the IWA." Or, if you have a better idea to aid our cause, let us know. We like people, and sometimes we like their ideas as well. Please have a soul, as only you can help prevent our lives from being sad for one less day by helping out in our mission. Thank you, and Sal Bless.

Suicide Kid retired back soon after the Sweet Science Sixteen Tournament in 2001, but according to what I heard, he's about $1200 away from the one surgery that could get him back into the ring. American Kickboxer retired a while back, but is apparantly mounting a slow comeback with sporadic matches here and there.