Phoenix Fury Legdrop

BJ usually is, but it seems like he hasn't worked a single show since winning the belt, save for jobbing to Samoa Joe at Simply the Best. B-Boy's actually booked on more upcoming shows than Whitmer, it looks like, so I wouldn't be surprised to see a title switch.

Update on this weekend's shows...and not a good one: (from the IWA-MS Message Board)

Using my good pal Jason's style descriptions... Messiah Traditionally wrestles a hardcore, ECW-type style while doing occassional deathmatches. However, I have seen him tech it up on a couple of occassions. -Strengths: ECW-style brawling, one of the more adaptable indy deathmatch guys in America. -Weaknesses: Haven't really seen him be able to carry anyone. Matt Sydal Highflyer, looks like AJ Styles if you shrunk him a bit more. In terms of wrestling, he's also like AJ Styles Jr. (Tom's note: he looks more like an Osmond brother from the neck up than AJ, imo) Strengths: Has unreal agility; really inventive worker (not in the Nova way), heck of a babyface; doesn't go back and repeat his (rare) complicated botched spots like a lot of indy guys seem to do Weaknesses: He literally reeks of "babyface", and if he ever turns heel in IWA, ROH, or Wildside, I think he'd have to do a hell of a lot to get the crowd against him...and that's just about it. Austin Aries Another highflyer, pretty adaptable, had a bunch of really fun matches with Nate Webb, Danny Daniels and Jimmy Jacobs in IWA:MS. Stood out at the 2004 Super 8 apparently. (Tom's note: I think we can say that Sydal is AJ Jr. circa his 2001 work, and Aries is AJ Jr. circa his current work.) -Strengths: Again, very adaptable when it comes to who he works. On two back-to-back shows, I saw him have a pretty good match with Brad Bradley, and then a really good match with Matt Sydal, both matches utilizing a different style (Bradley/Aries being underdog vs. small guy; Sydal/Aries being limbwork and big moves) -Weaknesses: In a way, he works too much like AJ Styles. He doesn't rip off AJ's spots or anything, but he has the same build as AJ, carries himself a lot like AJ, and does a lot of his moves like I would imagine AJ would do them. That might eventually work against him. "The Tremendous" Emil Sitoci He's very much like Chris Hero, if Hero did a lot more of the high-paced arm-drag/dropkick Southern pretty-boy babyface style. Sitoci's really great at being a face, and you can tell a lot of Hero's influence in him via occasional wacky Euro mat-trips and the ultimate happy. yet underdog babyface style that he works. Strengths: Tremendous babyface, no pun intended; moves around the ring like someone well beyond his experience level (and I'm not trying to stereotype my Dutch friends, but I doubt he's gotten near the type of experience there since 2001 that he's gotten since coming to the US in November 2003); looks like he actually has potential to be something amazing in the near-future, unlike a lot of the other guys who get pimped as having "potential", and then bombing Weaknesses: Like Sydal, I can't see him being too great of a heel due to how good of a babyface he is. Chris Cash: The best student of the CZW Wrestling Academy, has tremendous energy and in-ring charisma, trademark match is the ladder match. -Strengths: Can bump like a maniac -Weaknesses: I've never seen him have an actual good match, much like the rest of the CZW Training School students (though I heard Joker carried his own and had a good match with Jimmy Rave at "In Da Club"). Ryan Boz Older vet of the Midwest indy scene. Good power wrestler, has found a nice niche with Brad Bradley. Looks like Hulk Hogan if Hulk was less orange and had more hair. (Tom's note: that look encourages the "Hogan!" yells from many people in the crowd, in which Boz will sometimes play into, and do a Hogan mock routine) -Strengths: Seems to be able to put together a regular match better than his partner Bradley; weird charisma about him that I think you can usually pick up live much better than on tape Weaknesses- Boz only looks old in the face, but that's still a big damper when it comes to upward movement on the indy scene; Bradley works better as a monster killer. Nick Gage: The upper-midcard mainstay of CZW. Incredible impact moves- chokebreaker, brainbuster...execution is very crisp. Works well as part of the H8 Club tag team. Strengths: Like Messiah, a very adaptable deathmatch worker. -Weaknesses: Isn't a great seller; doesn't look like the type of guy to be doing his "monster-style" stuff; not the greatest look Adam Pearce: Made his name in the midwest before making his way to SoCal, working for APW-LA, PWG and other feds. Great at both the old-school Memphis brawl and the new-age hardcore brawl. Cuts a pretty good promo. -Strengths: Really good brawler; great at the legit old-school style (not what Steve Corino wants you to perceive as "old school"); can carry a lesser talent really well -Weaknesses: Like Jay said, he works a style opposite from a lot of SoCal guys, and even indy workers in general, today.

About Heenan...notice that Ian has no hardcore booked for 5/8. He's allowed to book hardcore in Highland, and often does hardcore in Highland (other than thumbtacks after someone complained about Necro Butcher throwing them wildly during a thumbtack match in December and some landing in the crowd). But, it looks as if he's not choosing to do the one-off deathmatch this month to pay respect and impress Heenan. Either way, I'll be marking out huge on Saturday at the show. About Joe's challenge...I could see the following scenario taking place: Joe comes out, announces his challenge over the house mic, Hero comes out to answer it, and Ian or Prazak says they cannot wrestle each other until the night of the tag tournament in their non-tournament match. Hero and Joe still want to wrestle, so Ian/Prazak turns around and books them against the debuting Havana Pitbulls. Either that, or Joe beats the crap out of Emil Sitoci to get Emil over like they did with Trik Davis getting killed by Cash Flo. Overall, these shows look really great. I'm honestly surprised that a good-for-nothing craphole like Lafayette gets B-Boy, Homicide, Red, and the Havana Pitbulls. But, I'm thankful for Ian bringing guys like this to Indiana. This weekend looks to be an excellent weekend for independent professional wrestling.

Fried Chan This is a website made by someone in my World History class, featuring short stories written by a Chinese exchange student named Jason "Chan Chan" Kwan. All I have to say is, this is so not suck.

I've heard it called a double horse-collar faceslam on IWA commentary when Bradley & Boz use it as their finisher. I personally would call it a double horse-collar face eraser, since it looks a lot more like a double-team modification of Vader's Face Eraser than anything.

I'm pretty sure I can cover for this coming week, as far as it comes to posting stuff.

"Spyder" Nate Webb d. J-Rocc and Frankie the Face in a three-way (Average three-way fare) The Highlanders (Rory and Robbie McAllister d. Perfect Strangers (Trik Davis and Emil Sitoci (Fun little Southern-style tag match) Lacey and Daizee Haze wrestled to a draw in a 2/3 falls match when both got one fall on each other, but when neither could answer the referee's ten-count after simultanious Yakuza kicks to each other, the match was ruled a tie (Daizee looked better as a worker here than she has in a while; both women got nasty wounds on their faces after a powerbomb spot where it looked like they headbutted each other on the way down) Delirious d. Chad Collyer (Another fun match in the vein of Delirious/Nigel from April Bloodshowers; lots of whacky matwork) Matt Sydal d. Austin Aries to retain the IWA-MS Light Heavyweight Title (You WANT to see this match; best Aries match I've ever seen; lots of innovative stuff tied in to make sense within the context of the match...and yes, the return of the FLIPPY SHIT ELBOW~! from Aries) Chris Hero d. "Anarchist" Arik Cannon in a European Rules match (some of the rules were: 12 rounds of 3 minutes, both had cornermen (Hero had Emil Sitoci, Cannon had Frankie the Face), no low blows, no attacks to the opponent while on their knees, first two violations would be a yellow card, and the third would be a red card and DQ, and the match would be two out of three falls. Excellently-worked match, with both guys introducing the stips to the American audience very well; creative spot where Cannon nailed the Glimmering Warlock (Shining Enziguri) on Hero, and got called for a yellow card since Chris was on one knee; Cannon worked Hero's legs to cut the much-taller Hero down to size) Danny Daniels, Ryan Boz, and Jim Fannin (sporting a funny "Jimmania" yellow and red tank top that I WILL buy if it ever goes on eBay) d. Ian Rotten and Steve Stone (Worked as the reverse of the usual tag match, with Ian and Stone getting in all of the fake tags behind the referee's back to compensate for the disadvantage; both Ian and Stone got spike-piledriven (Stone was given the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' piledriver thingy) so that Fannin could go over and pin Ian for the win) NOTES: Cannon/Hero and Aries/Sydal were probably two of the best matches to happen at an IWA Lafayette show ever...both Aries and Sydal will be wrestling Red during the weekend of May 7th and 8th, as IWA Mid-South comes back to Lafayette and Highland, including the IWA returns of B-Boy and Homicide, and the debut of the Havana Pitbulls...Ian announced before the show that the Strong Style Revolution tournament will take place in Lafayette in October as a part of the IWA Anniversary Weekend.

There's also the IWA Mid-South Highland, IN shows, which are located in the same general area as Chicago. Ian usually loads up these shows with more stars than usual, and they come out being incredible shows. This coming month, Highland is getting the Havana Pitbulls (managed by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan) vs. Brad Bradley & Ryan Boz, Homicide vs. Chris Hero, Danny Daniels vs. Jimmy Jacobs, Samoa Joe vs. "Anarchist" Arik Cannon, and a lot more.

I don't think I can post this week, so whoever else wants to can step up.

Looking to sell dubs off of the master copies of the following tapes... TPI 2002 Ultra Styles Clash Weekend Spirit of '76 Best of 2002 The Revolution TPI 2003 Anything Goes Hussman Cometh Stylin' & Profilin' A Matter of Pride Put Up or Shut Up Payback, Pain, and Agony Broken Hearted Price is $5, plus $2 shipping. PM or e-mail at [email protected] if interested. Thanks.

The King of My World is a top rope Sliced Bread #2, but the opponent is on Low Ki's shoulders.

From DVDR Board...

Update on tapes: New Japan has issued a cease-and-desist on anyone in the States selling it (I heard they might be getting minor TV in America soon, and don't want it leaking before it airs).

Yeah, Wolf made a match between himself and Daniels for April Bloodshowers a couple of weeks ago where, if Danny won, Wolf himself would have to quit wrestling for life. But, if Wolf won, he got an undisclosed stipulation. Wolf won, he asked for Hero back, Ian initially said no, but after Wolf asked the fans in attendance, who were all chanting for Hero, Ian gave in and Chris Hero is now reinstated.

In another effort to raise money for my trip to IWA Mid-South's King of the Deathmatches, I'm posting my tape list. $5, plus $2 shipping for one tape, or 3 for $12. I don't really want to trade, unless you got something high on my want list. PM me or e-mail me at [email protected] if you're interested in buying (preferred) or trading. WWE Summerslam 1992 Summerslam 2000 Summerslam 2001 Summerslam 2003 Wrestlemania I Wrestlemania II Wrestlemania XIV Wrestlemania XV Wrestlemania XIX Vengeance 2003 Unforgiven 2003 No Mercy 1999 No Mercy 2003 Survivor Series 2003 Armageddon 1999 Armageddon 2003 Royal Rumble 2001 Royal Rumble 2002 Royal Rumble 2004 No Way Out 2004 Backlash 1999 3 Faces of Foley Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling ("The Right Stuff" and "3 Little Hulks") World Tour 1996 (Matches from WWF Kuwait Tour in 1996) Best of Raw Vol. 1 In Your House: Greatest Matches Undertaker: He Buries Them Alive (DVD) Free For All (Coliseum Video hour-long comp of Free For All matches from 1996) WCW Wrestle War 1989 Superbrawl 1998 Fall Brawl 1998 ECW Anarchy Rulz 2000 Cyberslam 1999 Extreme Evolution Barely Legal Hardcore History Extreme Revolution (rare tape only sent to either video stores who carried the first ECW game, or those who bought it off of the Acclaim website) NWA-TNA May 7, 14, 21 (2003) July 9, 16, 23 (2003) July 30, August 6, 13 (2003) August 20, 27, Sept. 3 (2003) March 10, 17, 24 (2004) ROH Era of Honor Begins Road to the Title Crowning a Champion All-Star Extravaganza Scramble Madness Expect the Unexpected First Anniversary Show Night of Champions Epic Encounter IWA Mid-South Ultra Styles Clash Weekend (Nights 1 and 2) Spirit of '76 The Revolution Broken Hearted Misc. UFC 10 UFC 13: Ultimate Force UFC Night of Champions (clip show featuring all major stars of UFC glory days) UFC 44: Undisputed ECWA Super 8 2001 AAA When Worlds Collide

To me, it seems like Joey saw one All Japan tape from 1995, and relied on it for all of his wrestling knowledge.

So...?

I think it's on file-sharing programs under "In Da Club (Closer Remix)".

I thought this upcoming week was the Tag Team Tournament. Correct me if I'm wrong, Zack or other mods.

Rooney Cheesy, yet fun.

Done.

PROPS Me Zack NYU PRL Hoff Dama Mystery Eskimo Matt Papacita LPYC (If I missed you, please bitch at me and you'll be added. I made the dumb move of deleting my HD PM's as I was organizing, so I may have missed someone.)

HeldDOWN~! opens this week a graphic that says "Last Week...". Highlights of last week's main event between AJ Flaire and Axel for the X-Division Title, with special referee Gunner Sharps spearing Axel out of his boots, giving AJ Flaire the victory, with Sharps and Flaire embracing at the end. Then, we see clips of last week's Lightning Crew/Mad Cappa saga, with most of the clips being shown from the final scene, where PRL threw a replica Puerto Rican Title belt into a river, and tricked Mad Cappa into coming up to the bridge that it was thrown off of, which resulted in him being thrown into the river. Then, we see Hoff and Gibraltar staring each other down at the beginning of their match, which resulted in them wildly brawling to the backstage area, which we also get to see. Finally, we cut to somber music, as clips of Zack Malibu's sit-down interview with Michael Cole are shown. But, a static cut-out effect cuts into black-and-white footage of Sly and Colvid's public mockery of Zack Malibu and his wrestling school, which then results with Zack Malibu running out with a chair, and knocking Colvid out with it (the color comes back as soon as the chair smacks Colvid's skull). Zack then chases Sly to the parking lot, where Sly speeds off in his car. Zack gets angry, and the video package concludes with, "Tonight...The Road to Living Angleously Takes Its Last Stop..." That fades into... OAOAST HeldDOWN~! “Trust me” by Lucy Woodward plays as we SEE THE LOGO~ Fireworks go BOOM!, and the crowd goes ape-nuts! The scene calms down slightly for a second, and then... ::A deep, slow voiced man saids "LIGHTNING CREW". The AngleTron lights up with an image of Tha Puerto Rican on it. The crowd boos the moment his face is shown. The image of a smiling P.R. changes to another image of P.R. raising the Puerto Rican Championship belt after a match. The crowd continues booing waiting for Tha Puerto Rican to show up. As the AngleTron shows image after image of P.R., music is being played in the background. The music is slow and mellow sounding like the opening to a classical song. A man whispers the words "Chance" throughout the opening. On the AngleTron, the image changes to an image of Tha Puerto Rican choked up. Follow by P.R. being very very angry. Follow by Tha Puerto Rican crying. Finally, the last image is of Tha Puerto Rican smiling in a psychotic matter. The music swells, the crescendo hits, the AngleTron switches to a waving Puerto Rico flag with, in big white blocky letters, LIGHTNING CREW appearing in front of it. A lightning bolt hits the entrance. Fog fills up the entrance as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Boyds begins playing.:: Coach: AAAAAHHHHHH! Caboose: Calm down you wanker! ::The Lightning Crew entrance video plays on the AngleTron as the crowd boos waiting for P.R. to arrive. They chant "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" until finally, Tha Puerto Rican steps through the fog and smoke and the flickering lights, and smiles evilly with the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt over his waist. The crowd boos P.R. loudly, chanting "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" but P.R. does not listen.:: Michael Cole: And there is Tha Puerto Rican, fresh off of sending The Mad Cappa into a river last week here on HeldDOWN~!. Jonathon “The Coach” Coachman: It was one of the most shocking things ever seen on this show, and we have seen a lot of unusual things in this show’s 3-year history. Tha Puerto Rican stole the Puerto Rican Championship, coaxing The Mad Cappa into a rematch at The Year of Living Anglelously coming up this Sunday, with Colombian Heat as the special guest referee. Then to top it off, P.R. threw what was revealed as a replica of the Puerto Rican Championship belt into a river, causing Cappa to head to the bridge where P.R. was and attack him. However, we soon found out it was all a trap set up by The Lightning Crew, when they attacked Cappa, and P.R. threw him off the bridge into the icy waters below. MC: We have not seen The Mad Cappa since last week, and many are questioning on whether or not Cappa will ever return. Caboose: It was a brilliant plan devised by The Lightning Crew. The Mad Cappa, idiot that he is, never saw it coming. And once again, Cappa fell to The Lightning Crew, and was thrown into a river! I couldn’t have come up with anything better, and I am a bloody genius! MC: You sure have taken a liking to Tha Puerto Rican since he showed up on HeldDOWN~! 3 weeks ago. Caboose: At first, I thought he was just some IntenseZone scrub who did not deserve to be in our ring. BUT! He has shown me that he is more than just an IntenseZone scrub. He is a man of intelligence, integrity, athleticism, strength, and leadership qualities. Basically, the total opposite of The Mad CRAPPA! MC: You have a warped way of judging somebody, huh? Caboose: Why’d you say that? ::Tha Puerto Rican laughs, looks at his Lightning Crew, then orders them to walk with him to the ring. Tha Puerto Rican walks cool and cocky to the ring as "No Chance In Hell" continues to play. He plays to the camera, showing the Puerto Rican Title belt to the camera. He walks side-by-side with Colombian Heat, who is once again dressed like Flava Flav, playing to the camera, dancing, and showing his clocks to the camera. P.R. points to the belt around his waist with a cocky smirk on his face. The crowd continues booing him, some even throwing garbage in his direction. Tha Puerto Rican jaws with some fans at ringside and flips them off.:: MC: And there is P.R. with the Puerto Rican Championship around his waist. A belt that he stole from The Mad Cappa last week on HeldDOWN~!. Coachman: The Mad Cappa is the REAL Puerto Rican Champion, after defeating P.R. at AngleMania III nearly a month ago. But, P.R. is in possession of the belt, and looks to have the belt in his possession for a long time following what happened last week. Caboose: I say kudos to Tha Puerto Rican. It was about time that someone took the P.R. title back from that miserable toad, Cappa. Now, we have a Puerto Rican Champion that I actually like! MC: You’re a miserable human being, you know that? Caboose: Thanks for the compliment! ::.R. laughs evilly, then steps onto the ring apron and sneers at the crowd. He enters the ring, and spins around soaking in the jeers, and reveling in the hatred the fans feel for him. P.R. laughs evilly, and talks about how great he is, then does the HBK-pose while pyro fires up behind him. Colombian Heat, Mr. Boricua, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez pose along with P.R. Tha Puerto Rican laughs evilly as the crowd boos loudly and chants "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" Tha Puerto Rican gets on the top rope and poses with the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt, receiving nothing but boos. P.R. flips the crowd off then heads to another turnbuckle, where a single spotlight shines on him. He poses a'la The Rock with the belt, and again receives boos. The crowd chants "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" but P.R. just sneers at the crowd as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Boyds continues playing. Tha Puerto Rican jaws with the fans, then heads off the top rope and stands in the ring, as the lights go back on in the arena, and the fans chant "P.R. SUCKS!" "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Boyds dies down. The crowd still chants and Tha Puerto Rican still trash talks. P.R. raises the Puerto Rican Championship belt to more boos.:: MC: And now P.R. is going to speak. Oh boy. Caboose: Better than hearing you speak. ::The Lightning Crew stand in the center of the ring, all acting like they are all mesmerized by Tha Puerto Rican. The crowd boos P.R. loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” P.R. sneers at the crowd as he places the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt back on his waist. Vitamin X takes the microphone as the crowd chants “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” Colombian Heat stands next to P.R. and Lindsay as Vitamin X, wearing a leather jacket, Lightning Crew t-shirt, and blue jeans, begins to speak.:: Vitamin X: Chant that name all you want, The Mad Cappa will NOT be here tonight! ::The crowd boos:: Vitamin X: What you people saw last week, was proof positive that The Mad Cappa is no match for Tha Puerto Rican. Cappa, naive, gullible Cappa, fell for the trap set up by us. With my tenacity, P.R.’s intelligence, and Colombian Heat’s speed, we were able to goat Cappa into accepting a match with P.R. this Sunday at The Year of Living Anglelously, and then made him a fool by forcing him to get on his knees and beg for the Puerto Rican Championship back. The Mad Cappa is emotionally, mentally, and physically weak compared to Tha Puerto Rican. And this Sunday at The Year of Living Anglelously, Tha Puerto Rican will defeat The Mad Cappa, to be once again the Puerto Rican Champion. That is even if The Mad Cappa MAKES IT to Living Anglelously this Sunday! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! MC: That is sick. The Mad Cappa was embarrassed and humiliated last week on HeldDOWN~! Thanks to The Lightning Crew. Those no good S.O.B.’s made Cappa a fool in front of a national television audience. Caboose: You act like he didn’t deserve it! Vitamin X: Speak to your people, P.R.! ::Vitamin X places the microphone under Tha Puerto Rican’s mouth like he is interviewing him. The crowd boos even louder as P.R. points to the Puerto Rican Championship belt covering his waist. He smiles evilly as the crowd chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” P.R. snickers and then begins to speak.:: Caboose: These fans should give P.R. more respect. Tha Puerto Rican: It seems like everyone I’ve run into this past week, has been appalled at what I did to Mad Cappa last Thursday. Well, I say T.S. You will NOT see me sympathize with The Mad CRAPPA of all people after what we’ve been through, and after defeating ME at AngleMania! ::The crowd pops at that remark.:: P.R.: Shut up! What Cappa doesn’t get is that I am NOT a generous person. I am NOT some goody-goody two shoes. Hell no. I am rough. I am tough. And I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! Last week, you all saw how far I would go to rid Cappa out of my life, and how far I would go to get the Puerto Rican Championship back. THIS belt::points to the Puerto Rican Championship belt::, is my reason to live. And I am appalled at the image of Mad Cappa with the belt that he DOES NOT deserve! ::The crowd boos.:: MC: P.R. really, REALLY hates The Mad Cappa doesn’t he? Caboose: You’re damn right he does. Tha Puerto Rican: This Sunday is the Final Encounter. Mad Cappa, this Sunday, you, and me we meet One Last Time. Everyone thought we couldn’t top our match at AngleMania III. Everyone said our match was a classic. Now, it’s time to up the ante. When we meet this Sunday, the whole world will be watching. This is it. This is the end. This is the most anticipated rematch in OaOasT history. The Mad Cappa vs. Tha Puerto Rican. One Last Time. For the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship. After this, the story will end. The feud will be over. You may have got me at AngleMania III, but I will be DAMNED if you get me this time. Remember Cappa; I’ve beaten you before and I’ll beat you again. I will prove to the world this Sunday, that your victory at AngleMania was just a fluke. That it was all because of that chairshot by Colombian Heat that I lost. Now, with Colombian Heat as the special guest referee, there will not be any shenanigans this time around. Heat will “Call the match down the middle” ::HA!::, and will see to it, that the better man will be the winner. Mad Cappa, there is NO CHANCE IN HELL that you will defeat me this Sunday at The Year of Living Anglelously. You HEAR ME! NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! Mad Cappa there is No. Vitamin X: No. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez: No. Mr. Boricua: No. Colombian Heat: No. Spanish Fly: No. Cuban Wall: No. Thomas Rodriguez: No. Tha Puerto Rican: No Chance In Hell. NOT A CHANCE IN HELL!!! ::The crowd boos loudly. They chant “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” P.R. sneers at the crowd. He puts his fingers in his ears to stop the booing, but when that doesn’t work he slaps his forehead 4 times. When that doesn’t work, he holds onto Mr. Boricua.:: Caboose: The booing has got to P.R. You see what you’ve done, you idiots! MC: P.R. can’t handle any more booing. It’s getting on his nerves. ::Colombian Heat takes the microphone.:: Colombian Heat: Yo, yo. Youze guys gots to chill. You know what I’m saying? What ya’ll iz seeing, is THE single greatest professional wrestler there ever was. Ya know what I’m saying? Now, Tha Puerto Rican, my homie, is gonna go into Living Anglelously this Sunday, and make that bitch, Mad Cappa, lose. Yeah. He is gonna win defeat Cappa 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring, and I’m gonna be sure of that since I am gonna be the Special Referee, G! Then after that, he is gonna go home and give Lindsay some good old-fashioned loving! P.R.: That’s enough, Heat! Heat: Uh, sorry, I got carried away for a sec. But, yo, my man, Tha Puerto Rican, is going to win this Sunday, I can guaran-damn-tee it. He is a god. A hero to us all. Ain’t that right P.R.? P.R.: Damn right! ::Colombian Heat gets next to P.R.:: Colombian Heat: Who is the P.R. Menace? P.R.: Me. Heat: Who is the Puerto Rican Lightning? P.R.: Me. Heat: Who is better than The Mad Cappa? P.R.: Me. Heat: Who is the most charismatic, the smartest, the sexiest, the most talented, and the greatest wrestler the wrestling world has ever seen? P.R.: Me. Heat: And who will defeat The Mad Cappa this Sunday at The Year of Living Anglelously to win back the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship? P.R.: ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA!!!! MC: You know someone should turn off their mics! Caboose: You’re just jealous, G! ::The Lightning Crew all laugh evilly while the crowd boos loudly. They chant “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!”:: Michael Cole: P.R. is more than confident that he will win back the Puerto Rican Championship this Sunday at The Year of Living Anglelously! Caboose: He’s already one step there. He already has the actual belt in his possession! What’s wrong with being confident? Coach: He better be careful and not get overconfident! That could come back and bite him in the ass this Sunday! *1, 2, 3. Hit It!* ::The opening trumpet blare causes the crowd to stand up and cheer. The Lightning Crew stands in the ring shocked, especially Tha Puerto Rican who is jumping up and down in fear. The Lightning Crew all look at the entrance as “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” by DJ Kool begins playing in the arena.:: MC: NO WAY! Coachman: It couldn’t be! Could it? Caboose: OH GOD! CAPPA’S NOT DEAD! ::The Mad Cappa wastes no time waiting for the spotlights to circle the arena. Cappa runs into the ring furious, with a look of rage on his face. The crowd goes crazy as The Lightning Crew all stand waiting to attack.:: Michael Cole: THE MAD CAPPA HAS RETURNED! HE HAS RETURNED FROM BEING THROWN INTO THE RIVER! Caboose: BUT HOW, HE WAS KNOCKED OUT! HE FELL 30-40 FEET INTO A RIVER! Coach: HE MUST HAVE FLOATED DOWN THE RIVER WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS! HE HAD TO SWIM ALL THE WAY BACK HERE! ::Cappa’s clothes all still wet showing the effects of being thrown into the river. Water drips from his hair as he enters the ring furious. The crowd goes crazy as Tha Puerto Rican throws Spanish Fly towards Cappa. Spanish Fly goes down with one punch to the face. P.R. then throws Thomas Rodriguez towards Cappa. Cappa gives Thomas a BUST A CAP. Cuban Wall rushes towards Cappa, and gets beat down. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez exits the ring as The Mad Cappa beats on The Lightning Crew with the crowd going crazy.:: MC: THE MAD CAPPA IS GOING BUCK WILD ON THE LIGHTNING CREW ONCE AGAIN! Coach: THE MAD CAPPA IS FURIOUS, AND IS UNLEASHING HIS VENGEANCE ON THE LIGHTNING CREW! AGAIN! ::The Mad Cappa strikes down The Lightning Crew with one punch. Down goes Vitamin X. Down goes Cuban Wall. Down goes Mr. Boricua. Down goes Colombian Heat.:: MC: Now The Mad Cappa is attacking the referee for his match this Sunday! ::The Mad Cappa whips Colombian Heat into the ropes. Colombian Heat reverses. Cappa reverses, and gives Cappa a BUST A CAP to a loud pop. Cappa stares at Tha Puerto Rican, who is desperately trying to get out of the ring. Cappa curses wildly and grabs P.R. by his dreadlocks.:: MC: YEAH! GO AFTER P.R.! GO AFTER P.R.! ::The crowd is going crazy as The Mad Cappa beats on Tha Puerto Rican, who still has the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt across his waist. P.R. struggles to leave, but Cappa keeps pulling him back in and keeps beating on him.:: MC: Cappa showing Tha Puerto Rican just who the better man is! ::Cappa Irish Whips Tha Puerto Rican into the ropes. P.R. tries to escape, but Cappa grabs him by his chain and flips him the middle finger. The crowd pops as Cappa kicks Tha Puerto Rican in the stomach…and gives him the BUST A CAP to a loud pop. Tha Puerto Rican does a Rock oversell of the move and lands on his face as the crowd cheers. The Mad Cappa trash talks P.R. as the crowd chants “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!”:: The Mad Cappa: I believe THIS belongs to me! ::The Mad Cappa unhooks the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt from Tha Puerto Rican’s waist and takes it back. The crowd explodes with even more cheers as The Mad Cappa looks at the Puerto Rican Championship belt that has his name on the nameplate. He sneers at Tha Puerto Rican, who is still on the mat, face-first, and raises the Puerto Rican Championship belt to loud cheers.:: Michael Cole: The Mad Cappa has the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt back in his possession! ::The usual jovial smile on Cappa’s face has been replaced with a serious angry face. He sneers at P.R. as “Let Me Clear My Throat” is played once again. Tha Puerto Rican is now slowly getting up as The Lightning Crew all lie in the ring in pain.:: Coachman: After being humiliated last week on nationwide television, as well as being thrown off a bridge into cold water below, The Mad Cappa strikes back by taking what is rightfully his and attacking his mortal enemy, 4 days before their rematch at The Year of Living Anglelously! MC: We are just 72 hours from the most anticipated rematch in OaOasT history, and The Mad Cappa has drawn first blood before the match! Caboose: Ugh. I thought we were done with The Mad Cappa last Thursday! We still gotta deal with him! I HATE his stupid entrance song! That belt belongs to Tha Puerto Rican! And you know it, CRAPPA! MC: We will be dealing with him for a long time if tonight was any indication. The Mad Cappa will NEVER go down without a fight! Even what happened last week hasn’t stopped him. Coachman: If the hell he went through last week won’t stop him, if what he has gone through since coming from the OaOasT won’t stop him, then nothing will! Caboose: Ugh. I don’t believe it! Cappa will NOT go away! UGH! ::”Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” by DJ Kool continues playing as The Mad Cappa poses with the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt in his hands. He curses at Tha Puerto Rican, who head is now up. Cappa leaves the ring with the Puerto Rican Championship belt still in his hands. As he leaves the ring, P.R. crawls to the ring apron and flips Cappa off. The crowd cheers as P.R. flips Mad Cappa the middle finger while screaming “FUCK YOU CAPPA! FUCK YOU CAPPA!” The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican continue trash talking each other. Mad Cappa raises the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt to rub it in P.R.’s face. P.R. starts to cry while The Lightning Crew come into the ring to check on him. Cappa smiles a sly smile as he leaves through the entrance with the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship over his right shoulder while “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” continues playing.:: MC: The Mad Cappa has returned! And he once again has the Puerto Rican Championship in his possession! I can’t wait for the match this Sunday! What a wild night already, and we’re just getting started! Coachman: Yeah baby! Caboose: I hate you both. ::The crowd is still cheering as our last shot is of Tha Puerto Rican is carried off by The Lightning Crew. The Mad Cappa has left with the Puerto Rican Championship belt. “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” by DJ Kool stops playing.:: MC: We got more HeldDOWN~! To come. More hD~! In two minutes and two seconds! ::COMMERCIALS::

COLE Fans, it has been a wild night here on HeldDOWN~! Don't forget, in just three days, we're back live on Pay Per View with... Suddenly, a roar from the crowd takes Cole away from his show-closing speech, as Zack Malibu and Sly Sommers have spilled out into the aisleway, brawling with each other! CABOOSE We're not going to have a main event this Sunday, Cole, because Sly's going to take Zack out tonight! Of course, as soon as he says that, Sly charges at Zack, who is propped against the guardrail, but gets backdropped over the railing into the crowd! COACH Up close and personal with the OAOAST stars! Who says we're not fan friendly! After catching his breath, Malibu, his brow full of sweat, reaches over the railing and pulls Sly back over into the aisle. Sommers tries crawling away, and Zack walks just behind him, folllowing him, until...BAM! Malibu gets nailed from behind by the giant Gibraltar! COLE My God, it's that gargantuan! He's got Zack! Gibraltar stands above Malibu, but then the fans pop loudly again, as Gibraltar's PPV opponent, Hoff, comes down and forearms him from behind, staggering the big guy! COACH Here comes the Hoff-stepper! CABOOSE What langauge do you speak? Hoff and Gibraltar trade shots in the aisleway, as Sly Sommers rolls into the ring. Dazed, he stands up and looks around, as he staggers around the canvas...and walks right into a spear from the World Champion! COACH GORE! GORE! GORE! COLE It's just not the same. Malibu sits atop Sly, and starts hammering on his temple with right hands, not distracted by the shifting fan reaction, as they are now booing...because Damaramu has slid into the ring behind Zack, reaches over to him, and rakes his eyes! COLE Sonuvabitch! Dama tosses Zack into the corner, and starts stomping a mudhole in the champion, driving his foot into Zack's chest, until Drek Stone rushes down the aisle, reaches in, and pulls Dama out to the floor! COLE It's absolute mayhem out here! Dan Black hits the ringside area next, attacking Hoff and helping Gibraltar work him over. The Cult of Damaramu come out and attack Stone, but fans pop wildly as the Global Party Exchange rush down the aisle! Ryan Smith comes out to even things up, but then the ring and ringside area fill up with The Lightning Crew! CABOOSE We already had our Royal Rumble this year, didn't we? COACH Well, yeah. It was in January, and Calvin Szechstein... CABOOSE That was SARCASM you nincompoop! Chaos ensues, as the matchups for this Sunday have paired off! Sly chops Zack in the corner, while Drek Stone rams Dama's face into the apron on the outside. Hoff wraps his arms around Gibraltar and drive him backwards into the guardrail, but still cannot take him down! COLE We're not going to need a PPV this Sunday! It's a Free For All! Everyone begins to disperse, fighting up the aisle, on the stage...even into the crowd, as is the case with Axel and Gunner Sharps! Panther and Chris Bryte spill out of the ring, leaving only Zack Malibu and Sly Sommers! Zack is reeling in the corner, as Sly backs off...and reaches into his boot. Upon raising his arm up, a length of chain is shown in his hand! CABOOSE Seems like Malibu is about to feel a chain reaction! COLE What? CABOOSE Why is it so funny when Coach does it!? Sly cocks his fist back, and goes for the final punch, but Malibu breaks out of the corner with right hands, driving Sly Sommers backwards with the onslaught! After several shots, Sly hobbles around on wobbily legs, and Malibu looks to the crowd, the look in his eye signalling to the fans what he's planning on. Malibu measures up Sly, and fires off SCHOOL'S OUT~!...but his foot is caught! Sommers quickly throws the leg to the side, spinning Zack around, and POPS the Preppy One right in the head with his chain-wrapped fist! The fans jeer loudly, as Sly Sommers stands above the out cold OAOAST World Champion. Looking down at his former mentor, Sly develops a cold sneer across his face, before raising his arms in triumph. COLE Sly Sommers has just knocked Zack Malibu out cold! CABOOSE When he does it this Sunday, he'll be the new World Champion! COLE Fans, it has been pandemonium here tonight on HeldDOWN~! Join us this weekend for The Year Of Living Angleously, and we'll see you then! END OF SHOW