Phoenix Fury Legdrop

I was there, dude...OOOOH! So, right now, it's Ultra Shago vs. Dark Predator vs. Yoshi Tanichiri (dunno why I forgot his last name) vs. Phoenix vs. Ultimo Villano X vs. The Marv vs. Hell Mel. One more...?

Oh, and if I can get five other free high-fliers in time: an eight-way TLC Gauntlet Match (only ways through elimination are pinfall or being put through a table) with Ultra Shago, Yoshi Chusaki, & Dark Predator. In other words: if you have a flippy character, PM me. if I can't get enough for ther PPV, it'll happen sometime within the next month.

Colombian Heat vs. Gibraltar

Yeah, you forgot the part about the cocaine blowjobs...

Gibraltar's in.

If anyone would like their character to wrestle Gibraltar, let me know.

Name: Gibraltar Age: ?? Height: 7'5 Weight: 502 lbs. Home Country: Israel, by way of an unknown North American city Alignment: Heel Style: Dynamic Monster Entrance Music: "Bloody Murderer" by Cursive Entrance Style: The entire arena goes pitch-black, as a dim green spotlight fills the aisleway. Saint Andrew, Gibraltar's manager, comes out cackling like some wicked jackal, as his monster slowly enters the building and heads straight to the ring, like it's the only thing in the building. Andrew sings his charge's praises, as Gibraltar just walks to the ring. Ring Attire: Black baggy pants, with black eyeliner under his eyes and black lipstick Finishing Move: The ChokeBreaker (chokeslam into backbreaker) Dominator Over the Top Rope, Face-First Onto the Apron (not a finisher, but he often does it after matches to blatantly injure opponents) Basic Moveset: Lots of strikes with no mobility until he gets mad, then he breaks out the slam-style manuevers. Has a mean spinebuster & lariat. Manager: Saint Andrew

Gibraltar's Open Challenge of Stuff

Gibraltar vs. two jobbers in a handicap match If anyone wants a feud with him, contact me.

I haven't gotten a chance to read the rest of the show, but I ran out of time to write, with my new job and all, so that's why I busted out the Khali/Nash Special for the finish to the three-way.

Did I say a "From The Vault" Match? I meant: Hi-Gate Brave Cup Championship: Ultra Shago © vs. Dark Predator vs. Yoshi Tanichiri PLUS a return of an old OAOAST superstar (not Sly for the zillionth time).

Vignettes start for Yoshi Tanichiri. If anyone wants to feud with him, let me know.

So wait...cell phones aren't banned in all schools already? It's never been a question in ours; you just don't bring it.

Name: Yoshi Tanichiri Height: 6'3 Weight: 232 lbs. Hometown: Hakodate, Japan Heel Entrance song: "Five State Drive" by Less Than Jake Yoshi skateboards down the rampway, then goes up a ramp set up by the apron and flings himself over the top rope (like the Spirit Squad with their trampoline), grabbing his board in mid-air and landing on his feet in the ring. Finisher: The Half-Pipe (he runs up the ropes in Sabu-style, like skating up a halfpipe, then leaps up and does a double-rotation twisting splash. Signature Holds/Moves: McTwist: a lifted cobra clutch version of the Last Rites/Roll of the Dice Steve Rocco Special: Triangle choke Popshoveit: gets opponent tied up between ropes on apron and repeatedly goes into him with handsprings that he uses as double-footed kicks. He does a lot of sporadic, flashy moves as he's not quite got the skateboarding out of him yet. Yoshi is a former top-ranked skateboarder in Japan who was banned from the sport for excessive fighting and violence after events. Entrance Attire: A t-shirt with the sleeves cut off to go along with his ring attire Ring Attire: Cut-off khaki shorts, wrestling shoes, black kneepads, blue-and-orange athletic tape on his wrists

Probably just a couple of days of Lollapalooza in Chicago in August.

When's the next one? I have some ideas...

A planned unplanned electrical short will lead to a blackout in the arena, forcing the OAOAST to play a match from the vaults: 1985: OAOAST/HI-YAH Jr. Heavyweight Tournament Quarterfinals: Tommy McGhee (Ireland) vs. Duck Hunt Dragon (Japan)

Haha...I got some ideas floating around, but it won't be a weekly deal, considering how unreliable I've been in the past. And the quesadora is a backbreaker, while you've probably seen tilt-a-whirl armdrags referred to as "quesadoras" in the past. It's technically correct, but the pure form is a backbreaker.

With graduation looming for thousands of high school seniors across the country (including myself), I thought it'd be nice to take a look at IWA's newest "class" of young, up-and-coming wrestlers. Enjoy...or not. It's cool either way. hxxp://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3TFRNP7BPDD901BNQMSGEBR6VE - Windows Media Video (smaller file) hxxp://www.megaupload.com/?d=19NF5C65 --- High Quality YOUTUBE LINK~! Replace the x's with t's in the URL's.

"Haruka Kanata" by Asian Kung-Fu Generation

Replace the full "hxxp" in the YSI link. The MegaUpload deal has something to do with the newer MPEG codec deal that I have no knowledge of.

So, in honor of IWA Mid-South's Darin Corbin ruling and all that shit, here's a music video in his honor. LOW RESOLUTION: xxxhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=UTIXCGP1 (take off the x's) HIGH RESOLUTION MPEG: xxxhttp://www.megaupload.com/?d=Q1ENJE51 YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPrG6WvNL_

Since I live an hour north, I might as well write a match: Random Unhyped X-Division Four-Way: Dance Dance Dragon vs. El Hipérbole de Internet (formerly Sean Bryant) vs. "Het Ironische Wonder" Alex Bryant vs. El Claraboya (formerly Nate Tethers)

These came from the IWA board, and they might be the most beautiful things that I've ever seen. Shotgun Yan: Desire: Shotgun Yan: Master of Communication: Watch the Desire one first. I'll post these in the YouTube thread too.

The best part about it is that he posted on the IWA board that he's afraid that everyone involved will get sued by the NWA because of some dorky backyard title belt.