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The only true senior official in wrestling, 80-something CLEM BUZZLEFOXER roams the ring as Michael Buffer awaits his cue. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! * match graphic * “The World is Mine” by David Guetta cues and Lorelei DeCenzo leads her men ringside flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers, accompanied by their manager LORELEI DECENZO… representing THE ENTERPRISE, at a total combine weight of 430 pounds… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Their hoodies ripped off simultaneously by Lorelei, Reiger and CMJ mug for the cameras. COLE We know Reiger and CMJ have big wallets and mouths. But can they put their money where their mouth is, especially after they all but guaranteed victory on HeldDOWN~!? COACH Anybody who saw AngleMania knows the answer to that, Cole. No other team has ever pushed Team Heyross the way Spence and CMJ did that April night. If anybody’s gonna dethrone Team Heyross, it’s gonna them. “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and red, white and blue pyro shoots off behind Team Heyross. BUFFER Their opponents and the REIGNING and DEFENDING tag team champions of the WOOOOOORLD… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross march down the aisle but get AMBUSHED inside removing their windbreakers! * DINGDINGDING * Reiger dumps Benjamin outside and the LDCMG slam Moss. Benjamin gets decked trying to re-enter and, following a DOUBLE STUN GUN on Moss, Reiger delivers a MOONSAULT! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! Forced to go at it alone for the time being, Benjamin puts up a heck of a fight. He whips both Enterprise members into the corner and monkey flips Reiger, then hip tosses CMJ onto him! COLE Quentin Benjamin is a one man gang! Moss rejoins the action, super kicking CMJ to the floor. Reiger is then whipped in for a double hip toss, but Team Heyross hang on and perform a double back suplex instead! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin tags in and unloads on Reiger. Irish whip, followed by a BAAAAAACK body drop! SPINNING WHEEL KICK catches Reiger square between the eyes and Benjamin covers. ONE! TWO! NO, BENJAMIN MOVES AND CMJ ELBOWS REIGER! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE That’s not what they had in mind there. COACH You think?! Benjamin dropkicks CMJ outside, where he’s soon joined by Reiger as the challengers look to regroup with Lorelei DeCenzo. COLE A rough start for Lorelei and her men. COACH It’s a marathon, not a sprint, Cole. We’ve got like 55 minutes remaining in the time limit. 55! CMJ takes over for his team and locks up with Benjamin, then clubs him with an Irish uppercut! Though rattled Benjamin manages to reverse a whip and performs a RELEASE OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Reiger then gets caught trying to sneak in with a standing dropkick! Moss receives the tag and catches CMJ with a quick SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss grabs a side headlock only to be shoved off into the ropes, but he blocks a hip toss and counters with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! NO! CMJ kicks out and charges into an inverted atomic drop! Reiger meets the same fate and Moss delivers a DOUBLE COCONUT! Lorelei can only shake her head in frustration as CMJ is whipped into the ropes. But he leapfrogs Moss and surprises him with a CROSS-FACE CHICKEN-WING GERMAN SUPLEX!! COACH Fenwayplex! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! CMJ tosses Moss outside to Reiger and suckers in Benjamin. While the two exchange words, Reiger rams Moss into the guardrail, and then holds him up for Lorelei who SLAPS the taste out of his mouth! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE That’s uncalled for, damn it! COACH :lol: Reiger receives the tag and helps Moss back in, then crashes down with a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger rams Moss into the buckle and CHOKES him with the draw string of his shorts. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-- Reiger breaks at the very last second. Moss reverses a whip but Reiger still takes him down with a FLOATOVER INVERTED BULLDOG! COACH New York Knockout! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO, SAVE BY BENJAMIN! COACH What is that, like the third time Benjamin’s saved Moss? Then I think there needs to be some kind of limit on that. We should have new champions right now in my opinion. COLE Fortunately you’re opinion doesn’t matter. The LDCMG tag and CMJ executes a drop toehold while Reiger delivers a measured knee drop! CMJ covers. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Irish uppercut sends the sweat flying off Moss, who then is sent flying through the air courtesy of a T-BONE SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO, SAVE BY BENJAMIN! COACH This is ridiculous, Cole. Benjamin’s like a politician clinging to power. COLE At this point, the LDC Moneygang may have to kill Team Heyross in order to become tag team champions. There’s no quit in them. Reiger gets the tag and delivers a RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF MOSS IN THE CORNER! COLE Blood is the New Black! And the LDC Moneygang may be the new champions in a matter of moments. Reiger signals the end is near, but Moss blocks multiple Reiger Counters and SLINGSHOTS the NY hotshot into the top buckle! LORELEI :o That buys Moss the time he needs to make the tag! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The LDCMG charge Benjamin and get leveled by a SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY! ONE! TWO! DOUBLE KICKOUT! CMJ gets drilled by a SUPERKICK, and Reiger a POWERSLAM! The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger reverses a whip to the corner and charges in, but Benjamin gets the boot up and delivers a TOP ROPE BULLDOG! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY CMJ! COACH What action we’re seeing, Cole! COLE And it’s still anybody’s game! CMJ clubs Benjamin across the back and goes for THE D-STREET CUTTER, but Benjamin shoves him off and throws a SUPERKICK…which CMJ BLOCKS and SPINS Benjamin, who delivers a DRAGON LEG WHIP!! COLE To the floor goes CMJ. And onto the shoulders of Moss goes Reiger as Benjamin climbs to the top. COACH Oh no! COLE Are we gonna see the Super Rocker Dropper? Not if Lorelei DeCenzo can help it. She grabs Benjamin’s ankle and holds on for dear life as he gently tries to shake her off. When that fails Benjamin pushes her back with his hand, then gets CROTCHED on the top rope by CMJ! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ shoves Reiger forward but Moss sits down to block the victory roll! The count. COACH Clem, you idiot! Moss isn’t the legal man! ONE! TWO! NO! Somehow Reiger reverses the hold, steps through to hook the legs and bridges back! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDINGDING * CLEM :huh: COACH We’ve got new champions, Cole! COLE How can we? Even you admitted Moss wasn’t the legal man. COACH Yeah, but I’m not the referee. And the referee’s decision is final! Lorelei hands the tag belts to her men and they all celebrate until Clem snatches them away. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What’s that idiot doing now? More officials arrive to help Clem sort out the situation. Ring announcer Michael Buffer is then informed of the decision. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have just been informed by referee Clem Buzzlefoxer that BOTH men’s shoulders were DOWN! By rule, the title shall be returned to the reigning champion or champions and this match declared a DRAW! LORELE :o SPENCER/CMJ :angry: BUFFER STILL your ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The LDCMG go after Clem but are cut off by Team Heyross, who clothesline them outside! COACH This is highway robbery, Cole. COLE It nearly was for your boys. The titles would’ve been theirs had Spencer’s shoulders not been down. Obviously in his advanced age Clem didn’t realize Moss was the illegal man. COACH How so? That senile old fool didn’t even acknowledge Moss wasn’t the legal man. Clem made an honest error and immediately corrected it. COACH At the expense of the LDC Moneygang. COLE Had it been the other way around -- with the LDC Moneygang as champions and Team Heyross the challengers -- you or your Enterprise buddies wouldn’t be complaining about the official decision. COACH … COLE Yeah, I thought so.

I've only skimmed the show, but it reminded me of those old Summerslam specials on USA. Some matches, recaps, etc. Maybe we just ought to do that from now on for the big shows, especially since it's usually slow the week of PPVs.

Well, except for the brief time Donald Trump did! AS has since regained ownership of the company.

Yeah, Pittsburgh. We haven't mentioned that in years though. I think it may have even moved to NYC years ago, or at least we have an office there.

Not recycled! Don't believe me? Look how short it is! BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of KOBE O’NEIL and OUTHOUSE JACK!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Jack pulls out the HUNTING KNIFE which thankfully is quickly taken from his possession. COLE Of all the nuts in the OAOAST, Outhouse Jack may be the craziest of them all, and that’s saying a lot! COACH I’ll be sure to tell him. Can’t wait to see what kind of boots he’ll make out of your skin. COLE :huh: “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and Team Heyross march to the ring, a blast of red, white and blue pyro shooting off behind them. BUFFER Their opponents are the current ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose on the turnbuckles. COLE This Monday night in San Juan, Puerto Rico, Team Heyross will be defending their titles against the men standing by right now with these pre-recorded comments, Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr., the LDC Moneygang. [b][color=orange]OAOAST[/b][/color] [quote]A small box appears on the upper right hand corner of the screen. There we find Reiger, CMJ and Lorelei DeCenzo SMOKING CIGARS in front of a grey backdrop. Lori then blows a puff of smoke into the camera as the box fades out.[/quote] [b][color=orange]OAOAST[/b][/color] COACH As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words, Mikey Cole. COLE What arrogance on the part of the LDC Moneygang -- lighting up victory cigars already. They still must first defeat Team Heyross by pin fall or submission. A task easier said than done. * DINGDINGDING * Go-behind waistlock takedown by Benjamin on O’Neil to start things off. Benjamin then floats on top and delivers a suplex. He whips O’Neil into the ropes for a hip toss, then nails him with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! COLE Pow! Right in the kisser! The champs tag and Benjamin executes a drop toehold as Moss drops an elbow off the ropes. The cover. ONE! TW-- NO, SAVE BY OUTHOUSE JACK! So enraged by his partner’s lack of success, Jack ATTACKS him! COACH You know, maybe you were right about Jack, Cole. The guy’s a madman. Jack slams O’Neil near their corner and tags in, then dumps him over the guardrail! COLE Is the referee gonna let this match continue? COACH Why wouldn’t he? Jack tagged in legally. COLE Well folks, you never know what you’ll see at a OAOAST event. Jack circles Moss like he would a gator in the Everglades, then wrestles him to the ground! COACH Jack must think he’s outback in the Everglades, Cole. The two tangle for a bit until Moss puts his amateur wrestling skills to use and escapes. Moss hammers away, then fires Jack across for an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Jack pops to his feet and walks into a SUPERKICK that spins him around, allowing Moss to deliver a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! Benjamin receives the tag and Team Heyross execute THE SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Cue the music and hand raising. COLE What an impressive outing for Team Heyross as they head into their big title defense Monday night at Angleslam.

Turns out I'm gonna have to write an original squash; couldn't find an oldie in GCF! 149 punished by the e-fed gods.

From Honolulu, HI. If OK w/Alf, I'd like to use Team Heyross for a squash. Maybe just recycle a previous one w/different wrestlers since I still have my other AS match to write. I'd probably write a short LDC promo for it too.

Hey Patty, Zack posted his promo for the 8/15 show over at The Pit.

No, but the door was left open for more family members since they were inspired by the old ECW Dudley Boys. Little did I know they'd all be girls, and with names that start with an M!

Who says nobody's using the AS booking thread? OAO World Tag Team Title Match Team Heyross © vs. LDC Moneygang Theodore Moneymaker & Christian Wright vs. The Orange County Cobras (realized I never cleared CW w/KC so hopefully there's no conflict)

BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, two young men from the OAOVW… RAY ANTHONY and STEVIE KEITH! Unlike last week, Anthony and Keith play faces, waving to the crowd, etc. Suddenly gold smoke fills the stage and the lights turn purple as “The Creeps” by Fedde Le Grand blasts through the speakers. BUFFER Their opponents hail from Port Au Prince, Haiti… the minions of the underworld… DIVINE BROTHERS UNO and DOS... LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Los Conquistadors worship their strange and mysterious gods in the ring when CMJ and SPECNER REIGER, collectively THE LDC MONEYGANG, approach the two OAOVW trainees. COLE What’s going on here? COLE I’d like to know myself. Whatever is said doesn’t go over well, so CMJ delivers an IRISH UPPERCUT and then DROPS RAY ANTHONY ON HIS HEAD! COACH Irish suplex! Not to be outdone, Reiger executes THE REIGER COUNTER on Stevie Keith! COLE That’s uncalled for! COACH Talk about on the job training, Mikey Cole. Those boys just got a lesson in the school of hard knocks. Reiger and CMJ dust themselves off as Los Conquistadors look on confused. The guys point to the fallen OAOVW trainees and Los Conquistadors make the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COACH That didn’t take too long. COLE Yeah, thanks to the LDC Moneygang. Los Conquistadors raise their hands in triumph…and then get BLINDSIDED by the Moneygang! COLE/COACH :o CMJ delivers a pair of CELTIC FROST SUPLEX on both Conquistadors, then assists Spencer in a pair of SPIKE REIGER COUNTERS!! COLE I thought Los Conquistadors were “in” with Theodore Moneymaker? COACH Not anymore obviously. Remember, Teddy vowed to get back at those he believes wronged him. Last week it was Ned Blanchard. I sure hope Team Heyross are watching, Cole. This is what’s in store for them at Angleslam. COLE Whatever the reason, a statement has been made here tonight by the Enterprise. OAOAST officials arrive on the scene as we go to…

This was one of our best shows ever IMO. All kinds of new developments and shit. Among the highlights: Nerdly #10 (Lori’s not-so-kind nickname for Maggie) The tease of Alf under a mask PR returning (EWC too?) Vintage Krista And the entire main event

Los Conquistadors will be in action

Patty, I borrowed your graphics from SYN for the end of this. [color="red"][size=5][b]FROM THE GOSSIP SPEWED DAILY ON THE OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE, THIS IS HOT HOT… HOT NEWZ~![/color][/size][/b] As usual, Tony Brannigan mans the anchor desk inside the Hot Newsroom. BRANNIGAN Hi again, everyone. Tony Brannigan here with the following piece of Hot News: Due to the events that transpired earlier tonight, the originally scheduled V.I.C.E./Orange County Cobras tag bout at Angleslam will now be… [color=red][b]ANGLESLAM THEODORE MONEYMAKER & CHRISTIAN WRIGHT vs. THE ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS[/b][/color] BRANNIGAN OAOAST President Josie Baker making the ruling just minutes ago. In addition, the Last Kings of Scotland have been fined an undisclosed amount for their role in all this. I’m sure Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard will like to get their hands on them at some point. Right now their sights are set on former Enterprise associates Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright, who they defeated earlier in the year to win the 2009 Anderson Cup. You can bet Moneymaker and Wright haven’t forgotten about that. Also in store for you Monday night, August 31st. [b][size=4][color=red]ANGLESLAM ‘09[/color][/size][/b] [img=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/premoneygang.jpg] [b]OAOAST TAG TITLES, LDC MONEYGANG VS TEAM HEYROSS[/b] [img=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/presophiemorg.jpg] [b]OAOAST WOMEN’S TITLE, SOPHIE GREY VS MORGA NERDLY[/b] [img=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/PREkrisleon.jpg] [b]OAOAST WORLD TITLE, KRISTA ISADORA DUNCAN VS LEON RODEZ[/b] [b]PLUS SO MUCH MORE! [color=red][size=3]LIVE! MONDAY NIGHT, AUGUST 31st EXCLUSIVELY ON PAY-PER-VIEW![/size][/b][/color] BRANNIGAN (off-screen) Beat the heat this summer with Angleslam!

I may or may not have another segment to go along with this. I might save that for next week. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, the team of RAY ANTHONY and STEVIE KEITH! Your typical jobbers, Anthony and Keith play heel. COLE Wait until you hear this ovation. “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd ERUPTS. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY… from Orange County, California, total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Once inside the vests come off and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Ray grabs a side headlock on Simon and is quickly shoved off into the ropes. Simon hip tosses Ray on the rebound, then delivers a standing dropkick. The O.C. Cobras tag and Simon executes a drop toehold as Ned drives the ELBOW into the back of the head! COLE Beautiful double-team work right there. COACH I want to see them do that against V.I.C.E. COLE You’ll get your chance to see that Monday night, August 31 at Angleslam. Ned rams Joe into the top buckle, then STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY! Back elbow levels Ray and he tags out. His partner Stevie Keith isn’t anymore successful. Ned makes short work of him and tags Simon. DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK is the prelude to THE ATOMIC BLOND (Rocket Launcher)!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Before their hands can be raised in victory the O.C. Cobras are suddenly attacked by THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND! COLE What is this? Scottish Scott dumps Simon outside and POSTS him! He rejoins Danny inside and the Last Kings plant Ned mid-ring with a FLAPJACK, then perform the HIGHLAND FAREWELL not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!!! MOLLY :o COLE Somebody stop this, damn it! THEODORE MONEYMAKER appears onstage with QUEEN ESTHER. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh, now I get it. Theodore Moneymaker put a hit on Ned Blanchard! It was one week ago he vowed to make those he believes cost him the World title pay. Everybody but himself. COACH Well, Ned did interfere in the World title match at the Chi-Town Spectacular. Teddy was on the verge of victory when he got involved. COLE Get yourself a towel. You got brown stuff on your nose. Moneymaker hands Esther an ENVELOP and then heads for the ring. Once there he removes his coat, rolls up his sleeves and PAINTBRUSHES NED! MONEYMAKER :lol: His mission accomplished, Moneymaker rolls the sleeves down, puts the coat back on and casually returns backstage like nothing happened.

Crappy feedback time! Dissention in the DA? Gotta keep an eye on that. Also a short and sweet promo from DS to set up the US title match later in the show. Apparently the LKOS have an updated version of their old theme or whatever. Patty is the music guy around here. Queen Esther awesomeness following the LKOS lost. CAE/J-Max vs. THR/Abdullah: Total non-stop action. Leon speaks, people listen. What kind of feedback that is I don’t know! Women’s match: Great shit. LOL @ the Tiny Terror of Edmonton. That’s pretty good. Vintage Krista in her promo w/TT. TK vs. DS: Didn’t expect a title change here. Fun match. Poor DS. He loses the title and gets hit w/the barbed wire bat. Holly gone?! Maya taking her roster spot?! Holy shit! Another match! D*LUX vs. Los Conquistadors: The entertainment gene obviously runs in the Duncan family. Maya bringing the goods in her debut. Krista vs. Malaysia: Witness to history! Match rocked. MOTN: Krista vs. Malaysia (honorable mention TK/DS) Quote of the Show: “Anyway, the point is the housekeeper lived. Just about. And Mom can be cruel sometimes. But she was just trying to teach you guys a lesson. What you've gotta do now is move on. Get on with your lives. The housekeeper now plays centre for a wheelchair basketball team. And you guys are going to go back to being a super cool tag team again!” -- Maya Duncan Blanchard LOL Moment:

Orange County Cobras in squash action

I guess I should have said the new Molly looks mean, not scary. And I thought Heat was going to win BB with AS being in PR.

The graphics were awesome, like something you’d see on a talk show. The moon reminded me of Conan’s logo. 8-man tag: Fun opening match. Being from Illinois didn’t help the Chicago Grapplers. Hell, I didn’t even know we had 4 guys from Illinois on the roster! Any more? I think California holds the record for producing the most OAOAST characters. Tommy G vs. Cortez: Interesting turn of events. Don't know what to make of the Zack deal at the end. Look forward to what happens next. Potential face turn for Biff and Vinny? Not sure if I mentioned it before, but I like the new team name of Strutter/Pantera. French New Wave vs. Dirty Sexy Money: New Molly scares me. But this match sure didn’t. Patty brings it as usual. Leon and Morgan? When will that boy learn him + Nerdly girls = problems? Reject vs. Alf: Unbelievable match with a shocking result. I liked both characters so much I wasn’t sure who I wanted to see win. Now that it’s happened I wish Alf had. That character has been here from almost the beginning, maybe the beginning. What’s next? Krista vs. Teddy: Great shit. LOL at the serious rasslin’ outfit. Plus you had Clem as ref! Been a while since I’ve seen him used. Battlebowl: Alf did a great job with this. Instead of just telling him to have Moss eliminate CMJ and CPA, I told him exactly how to do it. Next time I’ll make it easier on you! Quote of the Show: "We’re Snow White and the six dwarves because there’s no Grumpy allowed." -- Queen Esther LOL Moment:

Last Kings of Scotland vs. Citizen Soldiers

“The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits and the LDC Moneygang lead V.I.C.E. down the green and gold lit aisle. BUFFER The following 8-man tag event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Violators, Intimidators and Capital E-fenders… DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA... VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE! Their partners, representing THE ENTERPRISE… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger brings the team together mid-ring where they all psych each other up. COLE Color me surprised. I wasn’t sure how well VICE and the LDC Moneygang would get along given everything that’s occurred between their respective managers in recent weeks, neither of whom are here ringside I might add. COACH Quit trying to stir trouble, Cole. You know all managers were banned from ringside just prior to the event tonight. That means no Lorelei, Morgan or Molly Nerdly. But hey, never let facts get in the way of a good story, right? COLE I was going to get to that. COACH Riiiight. “Shine” by Collective Soul cues and the crowd goes nuts for Team Heyross and the Orange County Cobras. In a show of team unity, they all raise their arms to set off red, white and blue pyro behind them. BUFFER Their opponents in this 8-man tag attraction! First from the O.C., the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD…THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS! And their partners, arguably the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history… and the current ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS…CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The guys slap hands with the fans on the way to the ring, but it’s all business once inside. COLE What a match-up this should be. A preview of what’s to come Monday night, August 31 at Angleslam. [b][color=red][size=3]ANGLESLAM[/size][/color] [color=orange]The Orange County Cobras vs. V.I.C.E.[/color] [color=red]One & Only World Tag Team Title[/color] [color=orange]Team Heyross © vs. The LDC Moneygang[/color][/b] COACH There’s no guarantee Team Heyross or the O.C. Cobras will even make it to Angleslam after tonight! COLE The same can be said for VICE and the LDC Moneygang. Both sides lose their pre-match garb and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Spencer Reiger and Simon Singleton trade barbs and then lockup. Into the corner they go and Simon is stunned by a forearm to the midsection. Reiger hammers away only for Simon to fire back with overhand chops. Reiger grabs a side headlock to halt the offensive but is hip tossed off the ropes, then nailed by a dropkick. Simon charges forward and is back dropped over the top rope, although he lands safely on the apron. Reiger points to his brain, a big smirk on his face. But when he turns Simon decks him with a MISSLE DROPKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The O.C. Cobras tag and hit their patented drop toehold/POINTY~! ELBOW double-team maneuver. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger calls for time but gets a boot to the sternum instead! Ned goes on the attack until being raked across the eyes. Rammed into the buckle, Ned is peppered in the corner with Irish uppercuts by new legal man CMJ. Instructed to break, CMJ retreats with both hands raised. But now that the referee’s back is turned, Reiger and VICE get their licks in on Ned! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Come on, do your job, ref! COACH The guy’s doing the best he can, Cole. He doesn’t have eyes behind his back. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The crowd rallies behind Ned as he fights out of the corner only to be clubbed across the back of the head by CMJ. Whipped into the ropes Ned ducks a back elbow and counters an attempted leapfrog on the rebound with an inverted atomic drop! Ned clotheslines both members of the LDC Moneygang, then wrings the arm of CMJ and tags Charlie Moss. But CMJ breaks free and tags Detective Tango Bosley before Moss can enter. COLE CMJ and Spencer Reiger won’t be able to run from Team Heyross at Angleslam. COACH Who says they’re running? CMJ and Spence are just saving it for the pay-per-view. Moss takes Bosley to the mat and schools him in the art of wrestling, pissing Bosley off. They return to their feet and lockup again, with Moss wringing the arm and tagging Benjamin who delivers a middle rope axe handle smash onto it. Bosley’s quick to respond though, catching Benjamin with a kick to the gut and backhand chop. He tags CPA and the big guy charges into a drop toehold. Benjamin executes a pair of head scissor takedowns, but on his third attempt CPA slams him straight down with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER!! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MOSS! CPA rams Benjamin into the buckle and punishes him with body shots. Benjamin returns fire and is whipped across, evading a corner charge before hitting a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! COLE That’s no small man Quentin Benjamin just tossed like a rag doll. Bosley enters, swings and misses, then is atomic dropped. His momentum sends him crashing into CPA mid-ring! Dropkick knocks CPA back towards his corner where he tags Bosley. Still fuming from moments ago, Bosley charges Benjamin and is hip tossed. Team Heyross tag and Benjamin nails Bosley coming off the ropes with a shot to the gut, which Moss follows with a running knee lift! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon tags in and the O.C. Cobras execute a DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! Simon then goes up top and drops a BIG ELBOW! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon tags Ned and the Handsome Hustler rams Bosley into the buckle, then STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY~! COACH Doesn’t that idiot know the rules by now? He’s gotta let the AMOG out of the corner. Back elbow off the ropes floors Bosley, and then Ned drops a POINTY~! ELBOW right in the heart! He tags Moss who grabs a headlock, but Bosley maneuvers him to the corner and tags Reiger. Moss relinquishes the hold and places it on the new legal man. Reiger shoves him off and is floored by a shoulder tackle on the rebound. He floats over as Moss charges off the near side and looks to execute a hip toss when Moss blocks it and counters with him of his own! COACH What action, Cole! I can’t imagine what’ll be like Monday night, August 31 at Angleslam. Quick tag to Benjamin, who hammers on Reiger before whipping him in, but Reiger swats away Benjamin’s attempt spinning heel kick. Benjamin pops to his feet and throws a kick only for Reiger to catch the leg, spins him around…and get smacked between the eyes courtesy of a DRAGON LEG WHIP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger is sent for the ride again, ducks a clothesline and takes Benjamin down with a RUNNING INVERTED BULLDOG! COACH New York Knockout! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Fans, we need to take a break. Should the match end while we’re away we’ll show you the conclusion on replay. Whatever you do though, don’t you dare go away. The Chi-Town Spectacular continues after this. * COMMERCIAL * CMJ hammers Benjamin in the corner with Irish uppercuts as we return from break. COLE We are back live. And as you can see, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been all Moneygang and VICE during the break. COACH I bet it pains you to say that, Cole. You loathe the LDC Moneygang. COLE Their attitudes, yes. Whipped to the far corner Benjamin leaps onto the middle rope and back, but CMJ ducks and Benjamin eats nothing but canvas. COACH :lol: Bosley receives the tag, waits for Benjamin to return to his feet and then swings into the ring to clotheslines Benjamin! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! As Benjamin wanders in search of the tag, he finds himself in the heel corner, which Reiger lets him know by CHOKING him with the drawstring of his board shorts! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE That’s disgusting! COACH It’s not Spence’s fault Benjamin got himself tangled. COLE Oh please. CPA tags in, presses Benjamin overhead and then delivers a POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MOSS! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Who does Charlie Moss think he is, the federal government? What’s he doing bailing out Benjamin? COLE At least that bailout worked. CPA shakes the blow off and looks to hit THE DOMINATOR, but Benjamin slips out and lands a SUPERKICK! COLE Could this be Benjamin‘s big break? He desperately needs to make a tag. But it’s CPA who tags out. Reiger slams Benjamin and executes his signature SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Fed up, Moss rushes in attacks Reiger! COACH Whine about that, Cole. COLE Charlie Moss letting his emotion get the better of him. As the referee steps in to restrain Moss, Reiger tags Bosley who puts the boots to Benjamin. Fired into the ropes, Benjamin finds himself SERVING HARD TIME, the victim of a Boss Man Slam! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Bosley signals the end. He lifts Benjamin up for his ARREST & TRIAL finisher…but Benjamin floats over and catches Bosley with a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Encouraged by his teammates and thousands of fans, Benjamin musters the strength to tag Charlie Moss! COLE There’s the tag! Moss hammers Bosley, fires him off and executes a RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. NO, MOSS MOVES AND CPA DROPS AN ELBOW ON BOSLEY! Moss unloads on CPA as the O.C. Cobras and LDC Moneygang renew their rivalry. COACH The referee’s letting this one get out of control, Cole. All hell’s breaking loose. The fight between the O.C. Cobras and Moneygang spills outside. Inside, Moss clotheslines CPA over the top and turns his attention to Bosley, whipping him into the ropes only to be drilled by a SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss counters Bosley’s front flip swinging neck breaker with a backdrop, then runs the ropes only to be tripped up by Spencer Reiger. Suddenly Benjamin flies by and wipes out the LDC Moneygang and O.C. Cobras with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA! COLE/COACH :o Benjamin rejoins Moss in the ring and they hit THE SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!! COLE Get ready to put this one in the books. It’s all over. CMJ yanks Benjamin outside and posts him as Reiger breaks up the pin. Both Enterprise members inside, they hit THE SPIKE REIGER COUNTER (PEDIGREE)!!! The cover. COLE Wait a minute. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COACH They did it! COLE What the heck? COACH The LDC Moneygang just beat Team Heyross! COLE But I thought Bosley was the legal man? COACH Apparently not. Right now let’s hear the official decision. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the team of V.I.C.E and THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ and Reiger celebrate like they’ve just won the tag titles. COLE I’m told the guys in the truck have the replay cued. Let’s take a look at that. [b][color=orange]OAOAST[/b][/color] [i]On replay we see a blind tag was made when Bosley was whipped in for the overhead belly-to-belly, then the finish.[/i] [b][color=orange]OAOAST[/b][/color] COACH That’s gotta suck, Cole. I’m sure you and a lot of people were ready to cry foul. COLE You never know around here. A tough break for Team Heyross. But what a confidence booster it must be for Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. And what a match it should be for the One & Only World tag team championship at Angleslam.

Masks now, helmets later?

Tommy G’s squash was something right out of WWF Superstars or Wrestling Challenge. Don’t even bother giving the jobber token offense, just beat the shit out of him. Awesome. Look forward to the street fight with Cortez next week. I see Patty added a new wrinkle into Morgan’s story. Or maybe he already did and I just forgot! Really enjoyed the first BB match with Uno/Ned vs. J-Max/CPA. And I think it was decided Los Conquistadors are wearing masks again. That Alix/Maya segment was all kinds of awesome. And after all those years of abuse Terry Taylor is now considered a friend of Krista’s. We gotta do something with that, like have TT wear a “Krista’s Friend” t-shirt, etc. Quite a showing for Arturas in the second BB match of the night. That’s how you put somebody over strong. And now both members of Panic at the Disco are one step closer to headlining a major PPV, AngleSlam! The Internacional Workplace stuff was gold. Apparently we have a new road agent -- no producer BS here, at least until we feel the need to mock it -- in Randy Savage. Oh yeah! Krista-Moneymaker is gonna be wild at the Chi-Town Spectacular. MOTN: Conquistador Uno & Ned Blanchard vs. J-Max & CPA. Quote of the Show: “What are they teaching you in sex ed besides how to get freaky with a girl in the bathroom of Denny's without the manager noticing.” -- Alix Maria Spezia LOL Moment:

Like you once told me, it's good to take a break every now and then. Well I decided to take one this week, especially since I've been working on my CTS match here and there over the last couple of weeks. Got most of it done too!