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The funky 80’s alike sounds of Je Veux Te Voir” are heard over the loud speakers, as every video screen besides the Angletron showcases a waving French flag. From the back comes Sophie Grey, dressed to rumble in black athletic pants and white tshirt with her name scrawled across the back. BUFFER The following contest is for the OAOAST Women’s title! Now making her way to the ring from Marseille, France she is the challenger, SOPHIE GREEEEEEEEEY! Sophie receives a nice amount of applause as she enters the ring. She nods to the fans in the front row who wave the flag of her home country. COLE This was almost Jade versus Sophie but Leon Rodez had to ruin that on HeldDOWN~! COACH I’m changing the subject. I like Sophie because she ain’t got hairy armpits like a lot of French girl, you raise another French girl’s hand in victory and you got a god damn tragedy! But she wears pants, so maybe she got them hairy legs, out lookin like cousin it beneath them track pants. Makes a man sick. COLE You’re a horrible broadcast commentator. you really are. GO! To un-explain the unforgivable, Drain all the blood and give the kids a show. By streetlight this dark night, A séance down below. There are things that I have done, You never should ever know! And without you is how I disappear, And live my life alone forever now. And without you is how I disappear, And live my life alone forever now. Images of flickering and flaring electrical charges appear across all video screens, the perfect companion to the bolt of electricity that screams down onto the stage. Dark blue lights carpet the surface, as Morgan Nerdly brushes her way through the entrance doors. Looking as venomous as a snake, she wears a pintsripped booty shorted romper and her title belt over her shoulders. BUFFER And, her opponent. From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada... she is the current reigning and defending OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPION!! Prepare for SHOCK and awe from MMMOOOOOOORRRRRGGAAAAAAANN... NNEEEERRRRRDDLLLLLYYYYYYYY!!! COLE Morgan, a very troubled and unstable world champion, forced into defending her title in a rematch with Sophie Grey. She has a hard and tumultuous time lately tricked into an investigation of a crime that never happened, in which she injured several crew men. What could’ve been Lorelei’s purpose for that? COACH To create a killer instinct! Morgan enters the ring, and snatches the microphone out of Buffer’s hands. MORGAN I have something to say. This isn’t easy for me, but I’ve hurt a lot of people here. And I’ve sent many people to hospitals and I left them with uncertain injury plagued futures. I guess I did it out of hate, anger, rage, and I guess it sorta satisfied me. It made me happy to see someone else in pain, because it was the one time I felt a close connection with anyone. But I’m starting to realize that I was wrong, I can’t keep doing this. I have to get more help, more pills, more whatever. People aren’t safe with me around. I think that maybe I need to go away someplace where I can’t hurt others…and myself. I guess I should give this to you. Morgan extends the women’s title to Sophie. SOPHIE I do not want it. MORGAN Please take it. SOPHIE I do not want it. MORGAN I’m giving it to you. SOPHIE I do not want the title this way. MOGAN Take it! SOPHIE No. MORGAN Take it right now! SOPHIE I will not. MORGAN Do it! Take my title! SOPHIE I will not ta- BAAAAAAM! Morgan slams the title directly into Sophie’s head, as her foes topples over , Morgan chucks the belt over the ropes and orders the ref to start the match. DING DING DING COACH Morgan weren’t messin around! How you gonna turn down free stuff? Free stuff! I’d take a free day of slavery if it was offered to me. Morgan scoops Sophie up, seething sadistically. Her arms fall under her’s in a double underhook. In moments she’s lifting Sophie up and slamming her downwards with a double underhook suplex. Morgan angrily turns to the referee, who was merely checking on Sophie’s condition. With the referee out the way, Morgan grabs Sophie’s leg. She then falls backwards, propelling Sophie into the turnbuckles. As Sophie lies worn out on the posts, Morgan backs to the center of the ring. She then cartwheels to Sophie before unfurling her body and nailing her in the back of the head with an elbow. COLE Sophie’s at a extreme disadvantage here. COACH And she could’v been the brand new women’s champion. Morgan hooks onto Sophie’s body with a rear waistlock. But Sophie prevents an upcoming german suplex by tightening her hands on the ropes. This frustrates Morgan and she screams in rage as she makes a futile attempt to suplex her foe. Soon her grip is broken entirely when Sophie crashes an elbow into the back of her head. Morgan rolls backwards, uncurling her body and staring with hatred at Sophie. She chews on her slightly curled blond hair, while murder burns in her eyes. Finally she comes roaring back at Sophie. But the French girl meets her arrival with a chop to her exposed chest. Morgan stumbles backwards, clutching her now reddened chest and growling in rage. She comes back towards Sophie with another charge but this time the challenger slides herself out the way. COLE Morgan is letting her rage guide her, and maybe she needs to maintain a cooler and calm headed focus. Sophie lifts Morgan up by her exposed legs and brings her onto her shoulders as though she were giving a piggy back ride. COLE Electric Chair Drop? The planned move does not go off the way Sophie intended, however, thanks to Morgan rolling backwards and throwing her to the ground with a head scissors. As soon as they hit the canvas, Morgan is back to her feet. She runs to the ropes and let them push her back to Sophie.. When the French girl begins to rise, Morgan angles herself downwards and smashes her pumps into the side of her head. “I told you to take it!” Morgan screams at her foe as she lays into her with hard stomps. Once finished with the stomps, the women’s champion pulls Morgan upright by her t-shirt. But the challenger throws punches into her midsection that force Morgan to relinquish her hold on Sophie and double over in pain. This allows Sophie to snatch her inside a front facelock. She then drops backwards striking Morgan with a DDT. A pinfall attempt follows… ONE! TWO! Morgan kicksout and looks none to pleased about having been forced to do so. The tiniest Nerdly girl is back on her feet, and Sophie is as well. The challenger lashes out at Morgan with a parade of forearm each hitting with pinpoint accuracy. After five strikes land a desperate Morgan shoves Sophie away. But there isn’t even a moment to catch her fleeting breath before she’s faced with a sudden charge from the francophone. Morgan reacts with light speed, stretching downwards and taking Sophie’s legs out from under her with basement dropkick. COLE A very HARD strike from the women’s champion. But let’s give credit to Sophie for her admirable performance after such an awful way to start the contest. Perhaps even more awful is Morgan’s next strategy. She rips off one of the buttons on her pinstriped booty shorted romper and with sadness penetrating her face jams that very button into Sophie’s eye. COLE How deplorable! “Why didn’t you take the title? Why? Why?” Morgan shrikes as she gouges at Sophie’s eyes. Finally the official interjects himself and picks up Morgan’s petite body and drags her away from Sophie. Morgan kicks and screams like a little child, trying to get herself to freedom. Unable to break the ref’s grip, Morgan resorts to driving the spike of her pumps into his foot. Instantly released for an official who now bellows in pain, the inspector rushes to attack Sophie. But Sophie is prepared for her arrival and greets her a quick rollup ONE! TWO! But again Morgan forces her way out the pinfall. Sophie stays on her, quickly grabbing her bare legs. Morgan fights furiously to prevent Sophie’s planned attack, but finds no success. This failure allows Sophie to twist her over into a boston crab. Morgan yells out in annoyance, rage, and pain. With howls continuing to pour out her pink lips, the littlest Nerdly starts a crawl to the ropes. Despite Sophie’s intent on keeping her trapped, Morgan quickly makes ground on her trek to the ropes. Realizing that her boston crab is quickly being rendered useless, Sophie quickly breaks and with equal speed tightens her into a crossface hold. COLE The crossface is locked in! COACH Morgan’s never submitted before, and something tells me she’s just crazy enough to sit through the pain. Though the agony is great, Morgan still finds the strength and will to inch ever closer to the ropes. In response Sophie further tightens her hold, sticking to Morgan with all the strength in her body. But Morgan remains resilient and resisitent, forcing herself along the canvas to reach the ropes. Finally after much struggle her hands fall across the bottom cable. COLE A valiant effort by Morgan to make it to safety, but how much did that take out of her? Morgan struggles through the pain to bring herself upright. There she’s met with forearms and elbow strikes from her challenger. The blows leave her weak and she sags against the ropes, with her blond hair laying like a mop. Sophie hooks onto her short romper, and tucks her head inside her arms. She then brings her back down with back drop that she holds into a pinfall… ONE! TWO! Morgan again pops out the pinfall. She rolls to her feet with some speed, but is met with a kick to the knee from Sophie. Morgan hobbles for several seconds before Sophie takes hold of her and strikes her with knee crusher. Morgan falls over to the mat, and grits her teeth in anger and pain. Both those feelings are increased ten fold when Sophie grabs onto her sore leg and strikes it with an elbow. She returns to her feet and replays the same move, causing Morgan to shout her anguish. COLE Sophie has come a long way with her wrestling since making her in ring debut. COACH That ain’t enough to stop Morgan, though. You gotta be prepared for anything when Morgan’s your opponent. Sophie scoops Morgan up in setup for another knee breaker. But instead of reusing that hold, she rushes to the corner and slams Morgan’s knee into the ring post. Morgan howls as pain shoots across her limb. Showing little mercy, Sophie smacks Morgan’s leg against the second post with two more strikes. She then hikes Morgan higher and slams her into the canvas with a high angle back drop. Morgan’s little body lies weakened on the canvas allowing for a pinfall from Sophie… ONE! TWO! Morgan again gets her shoulder off the canvas and annoyance begins appearing on Sophie’s face. She lifts Morgan off the canavs and throws her into the ropes. Morgan hobbles back to Sophie who attempts to nail her with a lariat. But Morgan ducks the hold, comes up behind Sophie. Giving her no chance to turn around, Morgan grabs onto her neck and brings her down with a neckbreaker! Haste playing on her features, Morgan hooks the leg for a pivotal pinfall… ONE! TWO! Sophie throws her shoulder off the canvas. Morgan drags her off the canvas, and positions her on her shoulders for The Shock And Awe (F-U) but Sophie easily slips out the hold, and comes down behind Morgan. This allows to duck low and take out Morgan’s injured leg with a shoulder tackle. Thinking that’s enough to secure the pin, Sophie pins Morgan. ONE! TWO! Morgan kicks out barely before the three count. Sophie grabs her by the seat of her booty shorted pants and brings her to her feet. She staggers Morgan with a parade of jabs and then takes the dizzied challenger onto her shoulders. COACH She’s gonna steal Morgan’s finisher! As an Inspector Morgan simply can’t let any theft go unpunished. Thus she fights her way free of Sophie’s grip, using her compact frame to slide down Sophie’s back and trap her into a rollup pin! ONE! TWO! But, the challenger kicks out in the nick of time. COLE So close, so very close I bet Sophie can taste the women’s title. COACH I wonder if it tastes like chicken? Morgan immediately rushes to her feet, seeking to gain an advantage over Sophie. This, however, does not work as Sophie seizes her moment to strike. She grabs onto Morgan’s bare legs and drops the Nerdly girl with a double leg takedown. Her plan is to take Morgan into a leg lock. The teenager realizes this and frets with panic. Its that same fear that leads Morgan to reach upwards with all her might and pull Sophie into another rollup pinfall. ONE! TWO! Sophie again kicks out. Morgan’s face flares with malice, and despite her weakness she’s back on her feet in a matter of moments. But Sophie’s a shade quicker than the little Nerdly girl and darts at her. Seeing Sophie coming, Morgan prepares her defense by crouching down. This lets her easily take Sophie lean frame onto her shoulders. Sophie attempts to fight out the hold, but Morgan’s grip remains deadly firm. With a mighty heave, the teenager is able to flip Sophie down with her Shoclk and Awe! COLE Morgan hit it, and I’m going to be shocked and awed if that’s not going to seal the deal! Morgan hooks onto Sophie’s leg for a pinfall… ONE! TWO! THREE! DING DING DING Morgan’s entrance theme comes rocking back into the arena to hail her victory. But Morgan is in no mood for celebration, seething with anger. BUFFER Your winner and still OAOAST women’s champion…MORGAN NERDLY! Morgan takes hold of her women’s title, snatching it from the referee. She glares with hostility at Sophie and screams “You should’ve taken it!” repeatedly.

BUFFER The opening contest LIVE on the Great Angle Bash is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! * match graphic * “In the Air Tonight” by Non-Point cues and VICE scroll to the ring carrying the stolen tag team title belts. BUFFER Introducing first, accompanied by OAOAST Women’s Champion MORGAN NERDLY, the challengers, who tonight look to officially capture the title belts they repossessed… at a total combine weight of 565 pounds, they are Violators, Intimidators and Capital E-fenders… DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA... VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Once inside VICE and Morgan are confronted by referee Earl Hebner. He lets Bosley and CPA enter but not Morgan, whose jaw drops upon hearing some unwelcome news. Whatever it was also has VICE upset. They do their best to calm Morgan while Hebner and announcer Michael Buffer converse. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, may I please have your attention. I have just been informed Morgan Nerdly has been BARRED from ringside! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What?! COLE Alright! Now we don’t have to worry about any outside interference. COACH Like sweet and innocent Morgan could hurt a fly. COLE Huh, there’s nothing sweet and innocent about Morgan at all. She‘s more sadistic than sister Malaysia, which says a lot. Morgan throws a fit as she’s escorted backstage. Once gone from view “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and Team Heyross power walk to the squared circle, not bothering with their usual entrance, although the tech guys are still nice enough to blast the red, white and blue pyro behind them. BUFFER And their opponents! Total combined weight 485 pounds, arguably the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history and the current REIGNING and DEFENDING tag team champions of the WORRRRRLD… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross remove their windbreakers rushing up the ring steps and HURL them at VICE, temporarily blinding them so they can attack! * DINGDINGDING * A pair of Irish whips leads to a pair of dropkicks, but only Bosley is floored. CPA staggers on his feet until a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE knocks him outside! Team Heyross turn their attention back to Bosley, executing a DOUBLE ATOMIC DROP that shoots him off the ropes and into a BAAAAAACK body drop! Benjamin then climbs up top as Moss hoists Bosley onto his shoulders, bringing the crowd to their feet. COACH No way! COLE Team Heyross looking to end this one early…and with an exclamation point! Benjamin grabs hold of Bosley… BOSLEY (bug-eyed) HOLY FREAKIN’ SHIT!!! …AND HITS THE SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, SAVE BY CPA! Moss flies back into view nailing CPA upside the head with a flying forearm. He and Benjamin then hammer away on the big guy, whipping him into the ropes for a double clothesline… but CPA barrels through and absolutely TEES OFF with one of his own! COACH Leave it to CPA to restore order, Mikey Cole. He ought to get paid double tonight. VICE tag and CPA lays the boots to Benjamin in the corner. He then leans the collegiate standout against the buckles and thrusts his shoulder into the midsection again…and again. COLE Listen to that impact. You can practically HEAR the air being knocked out of Quentin Benjamin. Whipped across, Benjamin puts on the brakes and baits CPA into charging ahead, yanking down the bottom rope to send the former boxer tumbling to the arena floor! Off the ropes Benjamin performs a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ONTO CPA OUTSIDE! COLE/COACH Benjamin rolls back in and takes a shot at Bosley, drawing him into the ring while outside Moss POSTS CPA! COLE Team Heyross fighting fire with fire here tonight. COACH You never cease to amaze me, Cole. I just knew you’d find a way to justify Moss‘s actions. Moss tosses CPA inside and Benjamin covers him. ONE! TWO! NO, BENJAMIN MOVES AND BOSLEY STOMPS HIS PARTNER! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Moss decks Bosley and Team Heyross bring VICE together for a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! COACH Come on, referee! Do your job! You got both members of Team Heyross in the ring at once! COLE As are VICE I might add. COACH Because of Team Heyross, you moron! Team Heyross stand tall while VICE regroup on the floor. Like a drunken sailor, Bosley curses up a storm. Angered by the perceived cheap shot from Moss, Bosley assumes the role of legal man and issues him a challenge. Of course Moss accepts, and he wins the ensuring lockup teaching Bosley how to properly execute an arm drag. BOSLEY (kicking bottom rope in frustration) DAMNIT! Bosley takes a moment to regain his composure, and then catches Moss with a surprise backhand judo chop! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Moss does his best to shake the blow off and gets drilled by another backhand. A series of kicks to the body follow, and then a HUGE roundhouse kick to the head…but Moss ducks and delivers a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO, MOSS MOVES AND CPA ELBOWS BOSLEY! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" SUPERKICK knocks CPA outside, and Team Heyross tag. Clutching the back of his neck, Bosley struggles to remain upright, so Benjamin puts him on his back with a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The champs make a quick tag and Benjamin executes a drop toehold while Moss drops the elbow on Bosley! But Team Heyross aren’t done yet. Moss sends Benjamin in for the ride and suplexes him overhead belly-to-belly style onto Bosley! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY CPA! Moss suplexes Bosley as CPA is escorted out, and then makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss whips Bosley to the buckle, only to have him hit a SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW! COLE That caught Moss real good. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss has a violent meeting with the knee of CPA, and then experiences a rough landing following a VICE tag courtesy of a FRONT SPINEBUSTER! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! CPA dumps Moss outside and confronts Benjamin as Bosley whips Moss into the guardrail! COACH Isn’t karma a bitch, Charlie Moss? Hahahaha! Bosley throws Moss back in and receives the tag. He rams Moss into the buckle and then whips him across, scooping Moss up, around and down with a SPINNING SIDESLAM! COLE Serving Hard Time! COACH And it may be a tough time for Team Heyross in a matter of seconds. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! BOSLEY Bosley covers Moss again. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! And again. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! His frustration growing by the second, Bosley complains of a slow count, to no avail. Following a tag VICE hit a DOUBLE SHOULDERBLOCK on Moss. CPA quick with the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE What an athlete Charlie Moss is. He’s taken a beating but still keeps on ticking. CPA whips Moss hard into the corner and charges in, but Moss moves and takes him down in a SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss ducks a clothesline and SUPERKICKS CPA! But the guy STAYS on his feet, so Moss picks up a full head of steam… …AND RUNS INTO A POWERSLAM!!! Bosley goes old school, back to his Rescue 911 days, with a mighty FIST PUMP~! as CPA makes the cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BOSLEY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! COACH No is right, Cole. We should have new tag team champions right now. I mean official because VICE currently possess the titles, and you know what they say: possession is 9/10ths of the law. COLE Oh please. Bosley calls for the tag and gets it. Moving at what seems like 100 MPH, he grabs Moss and plants him with a FRONTFLIP SWINGING NECKBREAKER! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! BOSLEY WHY WON’T YOU STAY DOWN?! COLE Because he’s got the heart of a champion! Bosley slams Moss and heads up top. COACH I’m not sure I like this move, Cole. Once Bosley is perched on top Benjamin starts SHAKING THE ROPES, causing Bosley to CROTCH HIMSELF! BOSLEY As men around the world feel Bosley’s pain, Moss begins crawling towards his corner in search of the tag. COLE This could be the break Team Heyross desperately needed. But can they make the tag? CPA enters to try and prevent the tag…but is too late! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Benjamin throws a kick which CPA grabs, but Benjamin answers with a DRAGON WHIP SPIN KICK! Then it’s up the ropes to slam Bosley to the mat with a RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, SAVE BY CPA!!! COLE Oh my! How close was that? COACH Too close. CPA and Benjamin exchange blows until Moss DIVES back into the picture, sending CPA and himself tumbling over the top and to the floor! Meanwhile, Bosley whips out the infamous TELESCOPIC BATON and CLUBS BENJAMIN IN THE MIDSECTION!! COLE Did you see that? COACH Yeah, but the referee sure didn’t! Indeed not as referee Earl Hebner was too busy staring at Moss and CPA down below to notice the illegal act. Bosley shoves the baton in his pants and covers Benjamin. ONE! COLE Please don’t let it end like this. TWO! COLE Please, no! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COACH We’ve got new champions! COLE NO DAMNIT! Earl awards the belts to VICE and raises their hands in victory. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and… COACH Swallow your pride and spit it out, Buffer. And NEW World tag team champions! We next learn why the crowd erupted and Buffer stopped mid-sentence as SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD, collectively THE ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS, hit the ring. COACH Come on, Cole. This is the part where you’re supposed to say they have no business out here. COLE I’m personally intrigued. Could they be telling Earl about what exactly happened? VICE listen intently as Simon and Ned converse with the referee. Simon then points to the massive bulge in Bosley’s pants, the likes of which would even make Mr. Dick blush. BOSLEY What can I say? God is grrrrrreat! That response doesn’t fly well with Earl who now wants to check Bosley’s pants. Screaming he’s “no homo” Bosley refuses to cooperate, prompting Ned to reach in and pull the baton out! COLE Now there’s a man who really deserves to be paid double tonight. BOSLEY Unlawful search! UNLAWFUL SEARCH! I’m taking you to court, man. I’M TAKING YOU TO COURT!!! Ned drops the baton on Bosley’s foot and the AMOG dances like a ballerina! As CPA gives chase to the O.C. Cobras, Team Heyross hit Bosley with a second SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!! Hebner signals for the bell… * DINGDINGDING * …as Benjamin makes the cover. CPA ONE! TWO! THREE!!! CPA is too late breaking up the pin. * DINGDINGDING * COLE Team Heyross retain the titles! COACH What the hell? This isn’t football! How could that idiot referee overturn the decision? COLE Well how’s that for some karma? COACH Shut up! This time Earl awards the belts to Team Heyross and raises their hands in victory. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, unbelievable! The winners and STILL World tag team champions… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross celebrate on their way backstage. VICE pissed as can be. COLE As we all regain our breath from that wild tag team title match, I want to remind you all about the OAOAST After Party webcast that will begin immediately following the Great Angle Bash on OAOAST-dot-com. We'll have interviews from all the winners and the losers. COACH Oh, so you're gonna drop in? COLE OAOAST AFTER PARTY IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THE GREAT ANGLE BASH OAOAST.COM

I was going to let Patty do the same! Since we often share characters he's got veto power, but I'm pretty sure he won't use it. Available: Simon Singleton Ned Blanchard Synth Abdul-Jabbar Logan Mann Baron Windels Mr. Dick If Patty approves since they're his creations: Spencer Reiger Colin Maguire, Jr. Maybe: Theodore Moneymaker (Patty can sign on or off here)

We pan around the arena with the crowd going wild. COLE This past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated an 8-man tag featuring All the Queen’s Men vs. the Orange County Cobras and the Citizen Soldiers took place. Unfortunately TV time ran out before a decision could be rendered, but as promised, here now is the exciting conclusion! [b][color=purple]OAOAST Syndicated[/color] Check Local Listings[/b] [quote]Baron Windels receives the hot tag and the place EXPLODES~! DANNY BOY :o That look says it all. Danny tries luring Baron into a false sense of security but the Lone Star Gunslinger is too smart for that. He blocks a roundhouse and drops a series of Cowboy Bebop elbows! That leads to an Irish whip and BW’s trademark BUTT BUMP! SCHIAVONE Bite My Shiny Metal Ass! VENTURA What a disgusting name for a move. Baron next executes his DEVIL’S ADDICTION (FALLAWAY SLAM) for good measure and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! NO, SAVE BY SCOTTISH SCOTT! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Mayhem ensues as Scott and Tim Cash get into it, and then the O.C. Cobras and Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. VENTURA All hell’s breaking loose, Tony Schiavone! SCHIAVONE Imagine what it’ll be like Sunday night, June 28 at the Great Angle Bash! The action spills outside while the legal men, Danny Boy and Baron Windels, remain in the ring. Baron prepares a BRIGHAM YOUNG COCKTAIL DDT for Danny… “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” …but a LOW BLOW spills the drink! VENTURA Who knew Baron Windels sing soprano? Danny sets Baron on the top buckle. SCHIAVONE Are we going to see that top rope brain buster Danny calls the Flower of Scotland? The answer is no. Cash slips back into the ring and positions Danny for a back suplex. He falls back as Baron delivers a TOP ROPE LARIAT!! SCHIAVONE It's Clobberin' Time alright! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… the team of THE ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS and CITIZEN SOLDIERS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The O.C. Cobras join the Citizen Soldiers inside where their hands are raised in victory. SCHIAVONE A tremendous match we‘ve just seen, Jesse Ventura. VENTURA Unbelievable, Schiavone. Only in the OAOAST can you find this kind of action. I, for one, can‘t wait for the Great Angle Bash. SCHIAVONE You and me both, partner.[/quote] [b][color=red]GREAT ANGLE BASH JUST SIGNED!!![/color] [color=blue]WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: V.I.C.E. CHALLENGE TEAM HEYROSS FOR THE GOLD THIS SUNDAY LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!![/color][/b]

"The exciting conclusion" to an 8-man tag that occurred this past week on OAOAST Syndicated featuring All the Queen's Men and the Orange County Cobras/Citizen Soldiers, a/k/a I didn't feel like writing a big ass match!

The show got posted on time for once!

World Tag Team Title Match Team Heyross © vs. V.I.C.E.

The match, which really isn't a match We pan over to the ring where two JOBBERS stand in the corner. Non-point’s cover of “In the Air Tonight” hits and Morgan Nerdly leads out her band of thugs. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Currently in the ring, both hailing from the UK… TONY BROWN and GORDON BLAIR! Hands raised, the home county team receive little reaction. BUFFER And their opponents! Total combine weight 565 pounds, and accompanied by OAOAST Women’s Champion MORGAN NERDLY… DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA... VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" VICE gloat down the aisle carrying the tag titles repossessed last week. As they approach ringside the crowd suddenly roars. * TWHACK * * TWHACK * Tango Bosley and CPA drop like flies after a pair of CHAIRSHOTS FROM TEAM HEYROSS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH VICE getting assaulted out here, Cole. COLE No, they’re getting what they deserve. Morgan picks up the tag titles and flees the scene as OAOAST officials arrive to restore order. COACH About damn time somebody showed up. All riled up, VICE want them some of Team Heyross and vice versa. COLE Hot as both teams are, I’d say it’s a good bet we’ll see them face-off at the Great Angle Bash.

First the promo, to go on before "the match" obviously. Don't care if it's way before or right before. [b]And now, [color=red]FRUTTI PEBBLES[/color] cereal presents the [color=blue]OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK[/color]![/b] [b][color=orange]LAST WEEK[/b][/color] [quote]Rocked by a series of roundhouses, Bosley is BAAAAAAAACK body dropped, then clotheslined outside where he reaches into his pant leg and pulls out a TELESCOPIC BATON! COACH Business is about to pickup, baby boy. Bosley sprints to the other side of the ring and CLOBBERS Moss! Meanwhile, Benjamin levels CPA with a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! * TWHACK * "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Sonuva…! * DINGDINGDING * Though the bell has sounded Bosley continues his assault. COLE Somebody stop this! CPA gets in on the act as OAOAST officials swarm the ring. The damage done VICE take the tag titles with them. COLE VICE adding insult to injury. COACH Yeah, they not only beat respect into Team Heyross, they also took their tag team championship! VICE hold the titles overhead as we...[/quote] …cut to our backstage interview area. There OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan is joined by VICE, the One & Only World tag team title around their shoulders. BRANNIGAN If a picture is worth a thousand words, then video footage must be worth a million. Snubbed in their eyes by Team Heyross, my guests vowed to teach, or rather BEAT respect into them. What occurred next was the definition of highway robbery. I thought it wasn’t about the tag titles? CPA Isn’t a person allowed to change their mind, man? Yeah, the tag straps weren’t part of our mission objective, but they were just sitting there all alone. BRANNIGAN I didn’t know you were such a sensitive guy. BOSLEY You wanna be a clown, go to the circus. Right now you’re hanging with the One & Only World tag team champions, so show a little respect. Unless of course you’d like to end up like the other two clowns who disrespected us. BRANNIGAN I remind you, gentlemen, just because you stole the titles doesn’t mean you’re the champions. CPA (laughs) Can you believe this guy? BOSLEY He’s like the rest of them, always hating. But I remind YOU that possession is 9/10ths of the law, Brannigan. And who’s got possession? Hmm? BRANNIGAN (under breath) You do. CPA Yo, man, I think I’m hard of hearin’. So help a brother out and say that again. Louder. BRANNIGAN You do! BOSLEY It‘s gotta suck being wrong. We’re outta here. VICE exit as Brannigan watches on.

Thankfully not in the same matter it did in L.A. And happy belated birthday to KC!

VICE "squash" and maybe another match if I feel up to it (probably won't)

“In the Air Tonight” by Non-point booms through the speakers as Tango Bosley and CPA emerge. BUFFER The following NON-TITLE special challenge match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, at a total combine weight of 565 pounds… DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA... VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" In a rarity, VICE is without manager and amateur private investigator Morgan Nerdly. It doesn’t make them any less dangerous, however. COLE They violate the rules, operate on intimidation and tonight vow to teach Team Heyross a lesson in respect all because they felt snubbed in their own twisted minds. COACH In their own twisted minds? They were snubbed! Fact is, Team Heyross should be on their hands and knees kissing the feet of VICE for saving their tag title. Being the good guys that they are, Boz and CPA would’ve settled for a simple thank you instead. But no, they couldn’t even do that. COLE The only thing VICE did was ruin what up to that point had been one of the all-time classic bouts in OAOAST history. “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and Team Heyross appear. They raise their arms and red, white and blue pyro shoot off behind them. BUFFER And their opponents! Total combined weight 485 pounds, the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Off come the windbreakers and tag belts, then it’s time for action. * DINGDINGDING * Benjamin and Bosley lockup as the bell sounds, and Benjamin executes an arm drag. No way can Benjamin do it again Bosley thinks and of course he does. Becoming more frustrated by the second Bosley demands another tie-up and this time knees Benjamin! COACH Third time’s the charm, Mikey Cole. Backhand karate chops and big right hands stun Benjamin, who then is fired across…but he ducks a roundhouse kick and decks Bosley with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! The cover. ONE! KICKOUT! Benjamin leans Bosley against the ropes and tags Moss. He drops down as Bosley shoots back on the rebound and Moss delivers a SUPERKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Whipped to the buckle, Bosley leaps onto the middle rope and back at Moss, driving the point of the elbow into Moss’ sternum! The cover. ONE! KICKOUT! Bosley sends Moss for the ride and tags CPA. Shot to the gut doubles him over as CPA enters and lands a running boot to the head! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CPA rams Moss into the buckle and proceeds to punish him with corner shoulder thrusts. Vertical suplex and a succession of elbows follow before another pin is attempted. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! VICE tag and, off the ropes, lift Moss into the air and slam him down! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! Bosley dumps Moss outside and gets into it with Benjamin, allowing CPA to smash Moss back-first into the ring post! COLE That damn BULLY~! CPA rolls Moss back in and Bosley performs an old school backbreaker. Standing over his foe Bosley lays the verbal smack down…and gets SMALL PACKAGED! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Oh was that close. COACH Bosley almost caught napping there, Cole. You always have to be aware in the ring but doubly so against the likes of Team Heyross. They can grab a hold and make you say uncle or pin you out of nowhere. Bosley stomps Moss and then tags out. FRONT SPINEBUSTER plants Moss mid-ring! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! CPA shoots Benjamin a look than would scare the shit out of Satan himself, but Benjamin doesn’t back down and instead challenges CPA to bring it. CPA You don’t want none of this. You don’t want none of… :o MOSS SCHOOL BOY’S CPA! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss ducks a clothesline, makes the blind tag, ducks a big boot on the rebound and Team Heyross hit THE DOUBLE GOOZLE! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO!! Benjamin moves and Bosley elbows his partner! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Rocked by a series of roundhouses, Bosley is BAAAAAAAACK body dropped, then clotheslined outside where he reaches into his pant leg and pulls out a TELESCOPIC BATON! COACH Business is about to pickup, baby boy. Bosley sprints to the other side of the ring and CLOBBERS Moss! Meanwhile, Benjamin levels CPA with a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! * TWHACK * "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Sonuva…! * DINGDINGDING * Though the bell has sounded Bosley continues his assault. COLE Somebody stop this! CPA gets in on the act as OAOAST officials swarm the ring. The damage done VICE take the tag titles with them. COLE VICE adding insult to injury. COACH Yeah, they not only beat respect into Team Heyross, they also took their tag team championship! VICE hold the titles overhead as we go somewhere.

I'll have a match as well, just awaiting Alf's approval. EDIT: Alf approved, so... Non-title match Team Heyross vs. VICE

Backstage, Tony Brannigan is joined by V.I.C.E. BRANNIGAN The action continues in a moment. But right now I’d like to question Detective Tango Bosley and CPA regarding their involvement this past Sunday night at School’s Out during the tag team title match between Team Heyross and the Orange County Cobras. BOSLEY We agreed to an interview, not an interrogation. CPA Yeah, man, you think we’re criminals? Because only them dirt bags get questioned. Me and Boz, we’re a couple of good guys. BOSLEY And we got video proof too. Roll it~! [b][color="purple"]School's Out[/color] [color="orange"]Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/color][/b] [quote]Simon receives the tag and the O.C. Cobra hit their SLINGSHOT SUPLEX/SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY COMBO! COLE We may be on the verge of new tag team champions! The count. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY YANKS THE REFEREE OUTSIDE![/quote] BOSLEY We saved Team Heyross the tag team championship. You think they’d be grateful, but NOOOOOO! Not even so much as a “thank you” tweet on their Twitter accounts. Don’t they know no good deed is supposed to go unpunished? CPA Now we’re mad. Real mad. Ain’t nobody gonna disrespect us like that and get away with it. So we’re dropping a challenge to Moss and Benjamin. Anytime, anywhere. Pick the date and don’t be late. BOSLEY I told you, man, it won’t be that simple. We’re gonna have to make it non-title. They’re gonna be scared about losing the straps, a sure thing against us. But hey, since it’s all about teaching them respect, it‘s a win-win. Am I right? CPA Not just right, but right on. BOSLEY YEAH! THEN COME GET YOU SOME TEAM HEYROSS! We cut away to…

“Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and the Last Kings of Scotland march to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! Hailing from Glasgow, Scotland, at a total combine weight of 430 pounds, Europe’s finest athletes… DANNY BOY and “THE BRAVEHEART” SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the Orange County Cobras head down the aisle slapping hands. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., total combine weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE It was just this past week at School’s Out that the Orange County Cobras nearly captured their fourth tag title, but it was not to be thanks to interference from V.I.C.E. and the LDC Moneygang. COACH Excuses, excuses, excuses. You’re just full of them. * DINGDINGDING * The Handsome Hustler and Scottish Scott lockup at the sound of the bell, and Ned is doubled over with a knee to the gut. Scott whips Ned into the ropes but telegraphs a backdrop and Ned lands a kick, followed by a back elbow. Into the knee of Simon goes the Braveheart, and then for the ride as the O.C. Cobras execute a DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! New legal man Simon Singleton makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon slams Scott mid-ring and heads up top, prompting Danny Boy to march over…AND GET DRILLED BY A FLYING CLOTHESLINE! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Molly keeps close tabs on Queen Esther as Simon takes to the air once more, this time a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE…BUT SCOTT HEADBUTTS HIM IN THE CHEST!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Scott pounds his chest in satisfaction, then puts the boots to Simon and rams him into the buckle. Danny Boy receives the tag and tees off from the middle rope, his kilt placed over Simon’s head. COLE How insulting! COACH Remember that next time Los Diablos de Fuego commit an aggravated sexual assault in the ring. Following a PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM, Danny places his foot on Simon’s chest and plays air bagpipes while the count is made. COLE That isn’t going to get it done, believe me. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon escapes an attempted scoop slam and executes a back suplex! Then without hesitation he rolls over to his corner and tags Ned! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" A big roundhouse floors Danny and rocks Scott, who is then fired off and back body dropped. Big clothesline sends him over the rope, leaving Ned alone with Danny Boy. The Irishman begs off but is shown no mercy by the Orange County Cobra. Hammered in the corner, Danny is whipped across and nailed by a standing dropkick from Simon as Ned drops down. COACH Come on, referee! It’s 2 on 1 in there. Do your job! Queen Esther frantically motions to the back as Ned hits THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB BREAKUP THE PIN!! * DINGDINGDING * Scott yanks Simon down from the apron and whips him into the guardrail, then grabs his SPIKED CLUB and returns inside. Rico, Lucius and Danny all do a number on Ned before holding him up for Scott. COLE Oh, no, we’ve seen the damage caused by that damn club. COACH Ned won’t be the Handsome Hustler by the end of tonight, Cole. Instead he’ll be the Ugly Hustler! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" SCOTT/DANNY/RICO/LUCIUS :huh: All the Queen’s Men hightail it as THE CITIZEN SOLDIERS hit the ring. COLE Baron Windels and Tim Cash have come to even the odds! Molly helps Simon into the ring as the O.C. Cobras and Citizen Soldiers stand tall. COACH What is this, the mutual admiration society? COLE There’s a lot of respect there, no question about it. And luckily there is because otherwise it wouldn’t be a pretty scene out here right now. Scottish Scott was ready to tee off on Ned’s head. COACH Headless Ned? Heh, that has a nice ring to it. COLE Ugh!

You’re right, I wouldn’t enjoy the show today. When I transferred it to DVD a couple years ago I had trouble sitting through the damn thing, but at the time I found it to be much better than the crap WCW had been putting out. WCW from May to mid-October 1999 was boring as hell. Halloween Havoc won't be remembered as an all-time classic or anything like that, but it did have Sid wandering around the smoke-filled graveyard bloody and totally out of it!

Last Kings of Scotland vs. Orange County Cobras

KC’s got me all nostalgic. I have a soft spot for Halloween Havoc '99, not because it’s a classic (though I did enjoy it at the time it originally aired) but since it marked the last time WCW used a legit entrance set for one of its PPVs. Starting the following month at Mayhem, they’d recycle the same set until Uncensored 2000 before switching over to the Nitro and eventually the Thunder set during the company’s dying days for cost cutting reasons. And at the ending of Zack/Leon.

BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the Orange County Cobras head to the ring minus Molly Nerdly due to her participation in the School Girl Brawl. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers. From the O.C., at a total combine weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon and Ned acknowledge the crowd as they pose on the apron. COLE As documented on television, if the Orange County Cobras capture the gold here tonight they’d join Chicks Over Dicks as the only teams to hold the tag team championship on 4 separate occasions. But it won’t be an easy task going up against arguably the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history. “Shine” by Collective Soul blares overhead as Team Heyross pause to raise their arms, setting off red, white and blue pyro behind them. BUFFER And their opponents! Total combined weight of 485 pounds, they are the reigning and defending tag team champions of the WOOOOOORLD… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose with the titles on the turnbuckles, then hand them over to referee Mickey Jay (not Mickie James for the easily confused, if such people truly exist) who displays the gold for all to see. COLE And there you see them, ladies and gentlemen, the One & Only World tag team champions Team Heyross back after a successful overseas tour. COACH Give the people the truth, Cole. Moss and Benjamin [I]fled[/I] the country to avoid a rematch with Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr., the LDC Moneygang. COLE They did not and you know it. Besides, they had their shot, which they only got by screwing the Orange County Cobras thanks to the help of your good friend Theodore Moneymaker I might add. In a sign of respect, and sportsmanship, but mostly R-E-S-P-E-C-T, both teams meet mid-ring and shake hands. Back in their corners, the teams remove their entrance attire and discuss last minute strategy. * DINGDINGDING * Quentin Benjamin and Simon Singleton get the nod for their respective squads and lockup. Placed in a side headlock Benjamin utilizes an overhead wristlock to escape Simon’s clutches, bridging him back. ONE! Simon lifts his shoulder off the mat, then kips up and performs a monkey flip…but Benjamin lands on his feet and charges full speed ahead. Under a leapfrog he goes and, on the rebound, counters an attempted hip toss into a monkey flip. But anything Benjamin can do Simon can do better as he too lands safely on both feet. His next move, however, a running attack, goes terribly wrong as Benjamin nabs him in a TILT-A-WHIRL… NO! SIMON COUNTERS WITH A SPINNING HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER! COACH It’s like they’re moving at the speed of light, Cole. COLE No surprise when you consider Simon Singleton and Quentin Benjamin are two of the fastest men in the OAOAST. Simon takes Benjamin to the mat in a side headlock. Naturally Benjamin responds by scissoring the head, prompting Simon to float on top. He doesn’t stay there long though, as Benjamin bridges out and executes a side suplex! The cover. ONE! TW-- KICKOUT! Simon rolls to his corner and tags Ned. Following a brief handshake Ned and Benjamin lockup. The victim of a side headlock, Ned shoves Benjamin into the ropes and gets leveled by a shoulder tackle. Quick cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Ned reverses a whip and then he and Benjamin trade hip toss attempts, stopping only when Benjamin is flung over the top rope but onto the apron. Shoulder thrust doubles Ned over and Benjamin slings in off the back of the Handsome Hustler, hitting the ropes to make the tag. Benjamin slides through Ned’s legs and sweeps him off his feet as Moss scores with the clothesline! COLE Double Goozle~! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss wears Ned down in a half-nelson (because a chinlock is boring), then switches to a head scissors. Nowhere to go trapped smack in the middle of the ring, Ned rolls onto his stomach, turning Moss over with him in the process. COACH Ned Blanchard living up to the stereotype, Mikey Cole -- he is a dumb blond! What’s he trying to do right here? Ned bridges his neck then floats backward onto Moss in a sitting position and applies a BOSTON CRAB! COLE A counter! And a spectacular one at that! COACH Alright, I admit. I was wrong. Blanchard knew what he was doing after all. Unable to pickup the submission, not that he was expecting it against competitors like Team Heyross, Ned SLINGSHOTS Moss into the corner and nails a big-time lariat! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! Ned rams Moss into the buckle and tags out, but it’s not until he and Simon hit a double back elbow that he exits. From a vertical position Simon leaps into the air and SPLASHES down on Moss, then grapevines the leg! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon attempts a suplex but Moss floats over and rolls him up! ONE! TWO! NO! Kicked off into the ropes Moss and Benjamin make the blind tag. As Moss shoots back, Simon leapfrogs him and gets popped by a Benjamin SUPERKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin sets Simon on the top rope for a superplex only to be shoved down, but he recovers quickly enough to RUN THE ROPES AND HIT A BRIDGING EXPLODER SUPLEX~!!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” The count. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! COLE Ned Blanchard just bailed out his team right there. There’s no way Simon would’ve kicked out of that in my opinion. COACH I don’t often agree with you, Cole, but I do here. We were all witnesses to Quentin Benjamin’s freakish athleticism. Moss enters and Team Heyross perform a DOUBLE HIP TOSS immediately followed by a DOUBLE WHEELBARROW SUPLEX!! Benjamin covers. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin whips Simon hard into the buckle for THE STINGER SPLASH, then a TOP ROPE BULLDOG! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Ned again makes the timely save. COACH You know what I find interesting, Cole? Not one punch has been thrown. Both teams have kept it clean. COLE It’s not something you often see in today’s world of wrestling. Benjamin places Simon in the ABDOMINAL STRETCH as SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. arrive ringside. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What are they doing here? COACH Getting a better look at the competition I‘d say. COLE I’d say otherwise given their statements in recent weeks. Their presence a distraction to all, the competitors in the ring do their best to go on about the business at hand. Unfortunately for Benjamin, he falls asleep at the wheel and Simon executes a hip toss to break out of the abdominal stretch. Benjamin, however, is able to reverse a whip and locks on THE SLEEPER HOLD…but Simon is quick to shove him off into the ropes where Ned throws a KNEE TO THE BACK, which Simon capitalizes with a DDT! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MOSS! SIMON/NED :angry: COACH Tempters are starting to flare, Cole. COLE Neither team real thrilled with the last couple of moves. First you had the knee to the back and then a rather stiff kick to the head to breakup the fall. Simon rams Benjamin into the buckle and tags Ned, who STOMPS A MUDHOLE AND WALKS IT DRY. Ned then shoots Benjamin off and connects with a back elbow, followed by the dreaded POINTY ELBOW~! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Slammed mid-ring, Benjamin moves as Ned leaps down from the middle rope, spiking his knee into the canvas. Moss gets the tag and immediately works over the leg before attempting to lock on THE MOSSY KNOLL~!, but Ned rapidly squirms to the ropes. Brought to a vertical base, a series of European uppercuts softens him up for an Irish whip and eventually a RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY SIMON! Moss motions Benjamin to the top and hoists Ned onto his shoulders. COLE Super Rocker Dropper perhaps? As Benjamin scales the turnbuckles he suddenly loses his balance, the result of SIMON SHAKING THE ROPES, and CROTCHES HIMSELF! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COACH It’s every team for himself now, Cole. They’re gonna anything and everything it takes to walk out with the tag belts around their waists. Ned heads to the corner and SPLASHES BENJAMIN DOWN ON MOSS! Simon receives the tag and the O.C. Cobra hit their SLINGSHOT SUPLEX/SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY COMBO! COLE We may be on the verge of new tag team champions! The count. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY YANKS THE REFEREE OUTSIDE! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Bosley apologizes for his actions only to be scolded by the official. A shouting match ensues between him and Ned as CPA enters the ring and knocks Simon out cold with a GIGATON PUNCH! CPA places Moss on top and exits. COLE DAMN HIM! The count. NED :huh: ONE! TWO! NO!! Realizing what’s happened Moss breaks the fall, much to the dismay of V.I.C.E. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH What is he, stupid?! You take the win any way you can! COLE Not like that he won’t. COACH If Team Heyross drop the titles tonight Moss has nobody but himself to blame. Moss lifts a lifeless Simon to his feet…and gets wrapped in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Simon ducks a clothesline and takes Moss down again, this time in a CRUCIFIX! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Desperately in need of a tag, Simon tries leaping over Moss to get to his corner but is caught, spun around and DROPPED THROAT-FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! Team Heyross tag and perform their trademark LEAPFROG/BODY GUILLOTINE maneuver! Benjamin then hooks Simon and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX! To prevent Ned from breaking the pin Moss meets him across the ring and they tumble over the top! Not to be forgotten, the pin inside the ring. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE Where did Simon Singleton find the strength to kick out of that?! Benjamin stands Simon upright and knocks him outside with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Off the ropes he FLIPS OVER THE TOP AND ONTO SIMON AND THE LDC MONEYGANG BELOW! COLE Somersault plancha! On the other side of the squared circle, Ned accidentally bumps into V.I.C.E. and gets beat down! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" But Moss comes to his defense and the men previously doing battle now fight together. Meanwhile, an irate LDC Moneygang get into it with Benjamin and ATTACK him, prompting Simon to rush to his aid. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH It’s turned into a pier-six brawl, Cole. All hell is breaking loose. Too chaotic to continue in his judgment, the referee calls for the bell as OAOAST officials swarm the area to breakup the fight. * DINGDINGDING * Once some semblance of order is restored we get the official decision following a brief conversation between referee Mickey Jay and ring announcer Michael Buffer. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. I have just been informed that due to outside interference this bout has been ruled a NO CONTEST! Still your One & Only World tag team champions… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! “Shine” by Collective Soul cues and the guys shake hands with the Orange County Cobras to a round of applause. COLE Though the LDC Moneygang and V.I.C.E. ruined it for us all, we still were treated to a terrific tag team title bout. I can only hope those two teams meet again in the near future. COACH Maybe in a #1 contenders match because Spencer Reiger and CMJ, the LDC Moneygang, are gonna be our next tag team champions. COLE Right now…

BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, hailing from Omaha, Nebraska and the Everglades respectively, the team of “SLOPPY” JOE MANWICH and OUTHOUSE JACK!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Joe munches on an actual sloppy joe in the corner while Jack pulls out the hunting knife ready to slash throats of hecklers. Thankfully "Citizen Soldier" by 3 Doors Down hits to move things along. BUFFER And their opponents! First, from Peoria, Illinois, wrestling’s last real good guy… TIM CCAAAAAASSSSHHHHHH! His tag team partner, hailing from San Antonio, Texas… “THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGER” BBAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOONN WINDELS! Collectively they are CITIZEN SOOOOLDIERS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" BW and Cash do the usual baby face thing, slapping hands, etc. COLE As the Citizen Soldiers head to the ring for our next bout, the Last Kings of Scotland have got to be on the back of their minds. They still have unfinished business with them. COACH Wait a minute, Mikey Cole. The Citizen Soldiers had the opportunity to settle the score last week but chickened out when it became obvious the task was too much. COLE Oh please. The Last Kings had the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club watching their backs. It was going to be a 4 on 2. And despite all that Baron Windels and Tim Cash still wanted some! The pre-match attire comes off and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Cash offers Joe his customary opening bell handshake and Joe wipes his hand across Cash‘s face! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” His face smeared with manwich sauce, Cash grabs a side headlock and really cranks on the pressure. Joe whips Cash into the ropes and telegraphs a backdrop, which Cash leapfrogs and then connects with a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK! Joe stumbles into the ropes and back at Cash who executes a monkey flip. The Citizen Soldiers tag and Baron Windels delivers a TOP ROPE LARIAT! Quick tag follows and BW fires Joe off as Cash lands a MISSLE DROPKICK! COLE Joe is getting his ass kicked, Cole. Yet another tag from the Citizen Soldiers, and this time they perform a DOUBLE SIDE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! Baron then hooks Joe and spikes him head-first into the mat with a DDT! COLE Brigham Young Cocktail! Cash dropkicks Jack off the apron as BW makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the team of BARON WINDELS and TIM CASH... CITIZEN SOOOOLDIERS!! BW and Cash have little time for celebration as they find themselves surrounded by the LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND and MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" 4 on 2 the ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS arrive to even the odds. COACH What are these guys doing sticking their nose in somebody else’s business? COLE Living up to a promise, even with a tag team title shot 3 nights away. Remember they vowed to watch the Citizen Soldiers back. COACH Yeah, during their feud with the Enterprise. Between them and Zack Malibu I don’t know who’s the bigger spotlight whore! All the Queen’s men back off as the Citizen Soldiers and O.C. Cobras stand tall inside the ring.

Citizen Soldiers in action

Added KC's segment into TP version of the show. Hope to leave feedback later (probably won't, but I will read the show!).

On second thought I decided to come through for a friend!

The power of friendship! Patty Rule in effect because I have Spencer talk as well and I'm not sure if you want that or not. COLE A little over a week away from School’s Out and the participants in the Money in the Bank ladder match have begun gearing up for that big event as the winner receives a guaranteed OAOAST Title shot. COACH And one man really looking forward to that one, even though he isn’t apart of it, happens to be standing by right now with these pre-recorded comments. My good friend Theodore Moneymaker. We cut to Moneymaker in front of the Enterprise backdrop. MONEYMAKER I told everybody the OAOAST Championship would be in my possession one day. And that day will be Sunday, May 31 at School’s Out. Because that night in the Big Easy another proud member of the Enterprise will go home guaranteed a shot at whoever survives the OAOAST Title match between former friends turned bitter enemies Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez. That man is Spencer Reiger! BWAHAHA! New York’s Finest enters the screen arm in arm with Lorelei DeCenzo. His tag team partner Colin Maguire, Jr. at his side as well. REIGER Truer words have never been spoken. It’s Money in the Bank and who’s the biggest cash cow in the OAOAST? The Enterprise of course. A group I’m proud to represent and will make proud when I outwit and outlast 7 other competitors in a ladder match. Grabbing the briefcase will be the hardest part in this venture to become OAOAST Champion, because like you said Teddy, whoever survives the title match between Malibu and Rodez won’t have anything to stop me from bringing home the gold. And you can put that…money…in the bank. MONEYMAKER BWAHAHA~!

I've already done my part writing a match, which is Kobe level while promos are LeBron level in terms of importance. Now I've checked out until next week! That means somebody else needs to step up.