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Fun backstage segment w/PR/Maggie/Leon. The name bit was great. Next 4 segments belong to Patty and of course they rock. The MD promo was kick ass and the AM 6 rematch was entertaining (was that dog humping a stuffed animal or a baby in winter gear?). Although I knew of his plans to have MD interfere, I thought the finish was going to be a DQ but instead he put Teddy/CW over. Respect. Excellent TV ME. MOTN: The Heavenly Rockers vs. Team Heyross Quote of the Show: “He must have cats at home, cause there’s definitely some pussy in him.” LOL Moment:

BUFFER The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! * match graphic * “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits, and Lorelei DeCenzo leads her charges through the curtain flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers representing THE ENTERPRISE and accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO! At a total combine weight of 430 pounds, here are COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger and Maguire pull their hoodies back to reveal arrogant smirks on their faces. COACH You feelin’ new tag team champions tonight? COLE It’s certainly a possibility, especially if they land that devastating spike Reiger Counter finisher of theirs. COACH The Luck of the Irish? Yep, got the 411 on that. Aptly named too because you’d need luck to kick out of that. Lorelei helps the guys remove their gear as “Shine” by Collective Soul booms overhead. Atop the stage Moss and Benjamin raise their arms to set off red, white and blue pyro behind them. BUFFER And their opponents! Total combined weight of 485 pounds, two of the most gifted mat grapplers to ever grace the ring in addition to being the reigning and defending tag team champions of the WOOOOOORLD… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose on the turnbuckles, then hand the tag belts to referee Nick Patrick and remove their windbreaker getup. COLE Pound for pound the best tag team in OAOAST history, it was at the Celtic Spectacular Team Heyross dethroned longtime rivals Reject and Thunderkid to capture their 3rd tag team championship. COACH Thanks to an assist by OAOAST President Josie Baker and Alfdogg, Mikey Cole. They blindsided Reject and TK. I mean Josie Baker only informed them days before the show they were signed to wrestle, and then Alfdogg surprises them with Team Heyross. Can you say conspiracy? COLE I say you’re full of you-know-what. Reject and TK knew of their match a week in advance. And if not for a contract loophole put in place when, ironically, Alfdogg was still the leader of the Deadly Alliance, Team Heyross would’ve regained the tag titles long ago. In fact, between the two, no other team has held the tag title in over a year! They’ve accounted for the past five title changes. Both teams converse in their respective corners. Soon thereafter Spencer Reiger and Charlie Moss exit. * DINGDINGDING * Quentin Benjamin and CMJ circle to begin, and then move in for the lockup. And right off the bat Benjamin is put on the defense. He deflects multiple leg strikes and throws a spin kick in retaliation, but Junior veers back and shoves him into the corner for a series of Irish uppercuts. Benjamin turns the tables and responds in kind. Stunned, CMJ is shot in to the far corner but evades a Stinger Splash and uses a snap mare to setup a CRUCIFIX PIN! ONE! KICKOUT! CMJ chops Benjamin against the ropes, then attempts an Irish whip, but Benjamin reverses and executes an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CMJ walks it off as Team Heyross tag, and Charlie Moss almost catches Jr. asleep going low for a single-leg. COACH You always got to be alert when in the ring against Charlie Moss or Quentin Benjamin. They can take you down and put you in a world of hurt in a hurry. CMJ signals Moss to bring it. They tie-up and Moss is rattled by an Irish uppercut, his brain then scrambled by a violent introduction to the knee of Spencer Reiger! A tag follows and they hit a double back elbow. Measured knee drop connects and Reiger covers. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Scoop and a… NO! Moss slides over the top, shoots Reiger into the ropes and scores with a big dropkick! CMJ steps in but a running leg lariat puts him back where he came, prompting Lorelei DeCenzo to call an emergency conference outside. COLE Lorelei not liking what she‘s seeing thus far. COACH And like a good coach, Lori’s trying to keep this one from spiraling out of control early. She realizes if things continue to go the way they are it’s gonna be over sooner rather than later. Lori gives her men a peck on the cheek for extra motivation. And it pays dividends when new legal man CMJ side headlocks Moss to the canvas. Moss kips up and takes CMJ down with a side headlock of his own. CMJ scissors the head, and rather than float on top like 99.9% of all wrestlers do in this predicament Moss looks to apply the MOSSY KNOLL~! COLE Oh, my! CMJ in real trouble here! As Moss digs in for a better grip, CMJ grabs the neck and turns Moss over locked in THE ANACONDA CHOKE!! COACH Who’s the guy in trouble now, Michael Cole? COLE The Boston Stranger is roaming loose tonight in Indy. A spectacular counter by Colin Maguire, Jr.! Benjamin understands Moss can‘t survive for long, so he stomps CMJ to break the submission hold. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" His bell rang CMJ tags out. Moss, meanwhile, crawls to the nearest corner in search of a breather, but Reiger is there to lay the boots to him. * CLAP * CLAP * CLAP * CLAP * Benjamin rallies the crowd and Moss gets FIRED UP~! He mounts a brief comeback until New York’s Finest rakes the eyes. Reiger then slams Moss, steps out on the apron and performs his trademark SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger brings Moss to his feet and rams him into the buckle. Lorelei DeCenzo’s Moneygang tag and CMJ is back punishing Moss with more vicious Irish uppercuts. Fired off, Moss puts on the brakes and kicks CMJ, then signals Benjamin. LORELEI (to CMJ) Fall down! Fall down!!! Moss backs into the ropes, and Benjamin moves in to sweep the leg of CMJ as Moss hits a clothesline! COLE Double Goozle~! COACH Wait a minute, Cole. There was no tag; that’s an illegal double-team. No way should referee Nick Patrick make the count if Moss goes for the pin. COLE Five seconds is the allotted time for two men to be in the ring at once, which is about how long Team Heyross were in there so it was perfectly legal. The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY REIGER! COACH (laughs) Nice to see crime doesn’t pay, Cole. Moss places CMJ in an arm bar and tags Benjamin. Benjamin wrings the arm and is subjected to an Irish uppercut for his trouble. CMJ then whips him in and falls back mid-ring for a monkey flip…but Benjamin hooks the legs for a WHEELBARROW SUPLEX!! COLE That hurt CMJ. CMJ rolls outside to avoid being pinned. There Lorelei DeCenzo comforts him with a neck and back massage. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH You’ve got to love a manager who cares for their players, Mikey. COLE And the HOT NEWZ~! backstage is that Lorelei [I]really[/I] loves her players. COACH So in your view Lori is a slut? I hope she sues the skirt off you. Yeah, I said skirt because pants are associated with men and you are no man. The Irish Golden Boy resumes for his team after being nursed back to health. Benjamin and him lockup and the amateur wrestling standout slams CMJ not once but twice. A third is attempted but CMJ floats over and uppercuts Benjamin from behind, then hoists him on his shoulders as Reiger leaps off the top…AND INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!! COACH DAYUM~! COLE What a helluva athlete Quentin Benjamin is. Only he could pull that off. Out of instinct Benjamin covers Reiger, but he isn’t the legal man, something CMJ informs him the hard way with a combination of knife-edge chops and Irish uppercuts. He whips Benjamin into the ropes where unbeknownst to him a blind tag is made, which of course is the purpose. Benjamin leapfrogs CMJ who Moss lifts onto his shoulders. COACH Uh-oh. COLE Uh-oh is right. This one could be over in a matter of seconds. The crowd rises as Moss carries CMJ over to the corner where Benjamin is perched atop to hit THE SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111 "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" LORELEI :o The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! SAVE BY REIGER! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Reiger drags CMJ to their corner and the guys tag. The One Man Triple Threat charges Moss and thrusts both forearms into the chest. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger paintbrushes Moss, then performs a vertical suplex. A measured knee drop is to follow except Moss grabs the leg and Reiger immediately wiggles to ropes to force a break. COLE Say what you will about the LDC Moneygang, they came prepared. They have the Mossy Knoll well scouted. To Reiger’s amazement, Moss tries to yank him back to the center of the ring, but he gets too close to the ropes though and takes a eat upside the head courtesy of CMJ. COACH That’s what he gets for not listening to the referee, Cole. Moss staggers to his feet while a tag occurs and walks into a CMJ T-BONE SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Not happy with the result CMJ complains of a slow count. Lorelei takes up the argument as CMJ moves onto his next move, an old school backbreaker that leads to a BOSTON CRAB. COLE CMJ again has Charlie Moss in trouble. Moss doesn’t stay in trouble for long though. SUPERKICK by Benjamin decks CMJ! COACH When did Benjamin move from Seattle, Washington to Washington, D.C.? That’s the second time tonight he’s issued a bailout. COLE And highly successfully I might add. As Moss nears his corner for a tag, Reiger jumps in front to block his path until CMJ can drag him back to their side of the squared circle. There he’s SLAPPED by Lorelei DeCenzo as the guys taunt Benjamin. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger receives the tag and floors Moss with a standing dropkick. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! So concerned was Benjamin about that being it he was halfway inside before Moss kicked out. While he’s escorted back to the apron Reiger whips Moss into the corner, so hard in fact that it drops Moss to the seat of his pants which paves the way for a RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! COACH If you don’t already know by now, baby boy, Blood is the New Black. And believe you me, black is in right now. Moss is pulled away from the corner and covered. ONE! TWO! FOOT ON THE ROPES! Reiger slaps his hands in frustration, because in effort to make it more difficult for Benjamin to breakup the pin it resulted in Moss being closer to the ropes than intended. He seeks to rectify his mistake by DDT-ing Moss, but Moss counters with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss ducks a clothesline and dropkicks Reiger on the rebound, then tags Benjamin. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE And there’s the tag. Quentin Benjamin has been dying to get back in this one for a long while. SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY levels Reiger! ONE! TWO! But only two as Benjamin moves and CMJ drops an elbow on his partner! LORELEI :bubbles: Whipped off CMJ is struck by a spinning wheel kick. Reiger is slammed and so too is CMJ, but stereo gut shots block a double coconut and they sent Benjamin into the ropes where he ducks a double clothesline and lands a leaping version of his own! Benjamin takes to the air and nails a TOP ROPE BULLDOG! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Rammed into the buckle Reiger is then the recipient of a KNUCKLE SANDWHICH~! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SI-- NO! CMJ returns to grab Benjamin in a chicken-wing, and then executes a CROSS-FACE CHICKEN-WING GERMAN SUPLEX TO DROP BENJAMIN ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! This of course is cause for celebration. Right CMJ? [img=http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/3627/birdmanblocklarge.gif] COLE He's cooler than the other side of the pillow, Cole. CMJ kicks Moss off the apron as Reiger scales the buckles and lands THE MOONSAULT! ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! SPENCER, CMJ, LORELEI :huh: Reiger points CMJ to the top. COLE They’re going for it: the spike Reiger Counter. COACH Benjamin won’t kick out of this I promise you. Benjamin takes Reiger down as CMJ heads up and SLINGSHOTS him into the corner where the two BUTT heads! COLE And it’s Quentin Benjamin who has the luck of the Irish tonight. COACH Like I said, Cole, you’d need luck to avoid the Moneygang’s finisher and Benjamin got a whole bunch of it there. COLE Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good. CMJ CROTCHES himself on the top rope while Benjamin plants Reiger smack in the middle of the ring with an EXPLODER SUPLEX! But instead of the cover he summons Moss and they SUPERPLEX CMJ ONTO REIGER!! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH Spencer Reiger is something else, Cole. Even you have to admit that. COLE You’re absolutely right. Spencer Reiger is showing why he’s the most touted graduate in OAOVW history. He’s simply been unbelievable. Moss receives the tag and positions Reiger for another Super Rocker Dropper, but Reiger leans forward and cradles both legs in a VICTORY ROLL! The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger baits Moss to charge after him and drops down. Moss falls over the top but lands on the apron near CMJ. The focus on CMJ, Lorelei gives Moss a LOW BLOW! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE The only thing I have to say is WHEN WILL SOMEBODY LISTEN AND ASSIGN TWO REFEREES FOR ALL TAG MATCHES! Reiger and CMJ tag and they double suplex Moss back inside. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss reverses a whip but runs into a big boot, followed by a sick IRISH SUPLEX! The count. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY BENJAMIN! A scuffle ensues between CMJ and Benjamin. While the official deals with that Reiger sneaks in and hits THE REIGER COUNTER! COLE Reiger Counter behind the referee’s back! The LDC Moneygang are gonna steal the tag titles, damnit! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE- NO, KICKOUT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Lorelei does her best Marvin the Martian impression outside, so very angry. Meanwhile, there’s a tag and Reiger sits CM on the top turnbuckle. We’ll never know his next move though, because much to Reiger’s horror Benjamin raises him on his shoulders and Moss brings him down with an STO BACKBREAKER!!! COACH DAYUM~! COLE Oh, my! Moss could’ve broken his leg on that move! Benjamin tackles CMJ against the ropes as Moss covers Reiger. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! NO, KICKOUT!!!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Lorelei breathes a sigh of relief and fans herself. COACH I gotta be honest, Cole, thought it was over right there. COLE As did I and 70,000-plus OAOAST Marks jammed inside Lucas Oil Field. Team Heyross tag and Benjamin shoots Reiger in for a big leaping shoulder block…BUT GETS DRILLED BY A RUNNING INVERTED BULLDOG!! COLE New York Knockout! COACH Screw the NBA. AngleMania is where amazing happens! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Jelly-legged, Reiger makes the tag. He shakes off the cobwebs and then shoots Benjamin into the ropes, dropping down on the rebound so that CMJ can pick Benjamin up and STUN GUN him with ease! COLE Cambridge Curse! The cover. ONE! TWO! DIVING SAVE BY CHARLIE! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Reiger lunges at Moss and the two tumble outside. In the ring, Quentin Benjamin reverses a whip and charges into a knee, but recovers fast enough to POWERSLAM CMJ out of the corner! The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Quentin climbs up top and Lorelei grabs his ankle. COLE Get her down from there, ref. COACH Why? She’s only trying to help Benjamin keep his balance. Quentin kicks Lori off and soars through the air…but CMJ evades a top rope clothesline and wraps Benjamin up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MOSS! Reiger yanks Moss back outside where they brawl until both fall into the crowd. The action is just as hot inside where Benjamin snatches CMJ in a sunset flip…only for CMJ to roll through and jackknife him! ONE! TWO! Benjamin frees his legs and bridges out, then goes behind as he and Moss hit their SUPERKICK/GERMAN SUPLEX combo! Reiger makes one final push but is pinned down by Moss. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match and STILL your One & Only World tag team champions… CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" “Shine” by Collective Soul cues and Team Heyross embrace, tag titles in hand. COLE What a helluva wrestling match we‘ve just seen, ladies and gentlemen. An AngleMania classic to be sure. Both teams have a lot to be proud of tonight. COACH It could have gone either way, Cole, and by their body language I think Team Heyross realize they were in a war they almost didn‘t win. They may be the current champs, but we got a look at the future champs in my opinion. Lorelei and the guys can only watch as Team Heyross head back up the stage victorious hoping for it to be them celebrating one day.

Last Kings of Scotland vs. Citizen Soldiers (already posted in GCF)

The Last Kings of Scotland, wearing leather jackets and blue and white kilts, march ringside under dark blue and white lights to the tune of “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends. OAOAST Marks along the aisle and front row on high alert as Scottish Scott wildly swings his spiked club. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Europe’s finest athletes, at a total combine weight of 430 pounds… DANNY BOY and “THE BRAVEHEART” SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The proud Scotsman raises his club with one hand and pounds his chest with the other while his partner sings "Danny Boy". COLE Oh, brother. COACH No, it’s “Oh Danny Boy,” you idiot. COLE I’m referring to Danny Boy’s singing, or what he calls singing. Thankfully our ears are spared further torture as “Citizen Soldier” by 3 Doors Down hits. BUFFER And their opponents! First, from Peoria, Illinois, wrestling’s last real good guy… TIM CCAAAAAASSSSHHHHHH! His tag team partner, hailing from San Antonio, Texas… “THE LONE STAR GUNSLINGER” BBAAAAARRRRROOOOOOOOOONN WINDELS! Collectively they are CITIZEN SOOOOLDIERS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Needless to say, Baron Windels and Tim Cash do a lot of hand slapping on their jog down the aisle. COLE We’re about set to go with a strange one. I say that because the Last Kings of Scotland claim Citizen Soldiers stuck their nose where it didn’t belong one week ago in their match against the Orange County Cobras. COACH Well they’ve got a point. It got them disqualified. COLE Yes, they lost by DQ, but it was because of V.I.C.E. And thanks to them Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard have been put on the shelf. COACH They can use the break, like say forever! Off comes both team’s respective entrance attire and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Baron Windels receives a quick high-five from Tim Cash as Scottish Scott places his club in the LKOS corner, but it‘s Danny Boy who‘ll start for his team. That out of the way the two lockup and the Lone Star Gunslinger is easily able to execute a body slam, and then another. Danny rushes to his feet and into a BIG BOOT that knocks him backwards! COLE Danny Boy wandering around like he’s had a few too many after that one. COACH Oh yeah, because all Irishman are drunks, right? You probably think I like watermelon and fried chicken too. Well I do. But you’re racist for thinking it! Dazed and confused Danny Boy tags out. And his replacement Scottish Scott wants Tim Cash and gets him. Of course Timmy offers to shake hands. Scott thinks it over, spits on the palm of his hand and then goes through with the handshake. TIM That wasn’t very nice. SCOTTISH SCOTT You know what else isn’t nice? Apparently a kick to the gut, that‘s what. The fighting Scotsman clubs Tim across the shoulders and shoots him off. Cash ducks a clothesline and scores with a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK! Scott tumbles outside while oh Danny Boy comes in to pickup the load, but gets thrown like a sack of potatoes by a hip toss. The Irishman finds himself in the wrong side of town and Baron Windels unloads with a Cowboy Bebop (bionic) elbow! COACH Come on, referee. Do your job. It’s 2 on 1. Tim arm drags Danny Boy back where he came from, and then dropkicks him over the top rope. But when he goes to bring Scottish Scott back in he takes a SPIKED CLUB to the face! COLE Can you believe that?! COACH Accidents happen. It’s not Scotty’s fault Tim Cash is so clumsy he fell into a spiked club. Unfortunately Baron Windels didn’t see Tim get clubbed, only him falling back. Shocked he’s slow to react as Tim, now busted open, is covered. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * Baron dives on Scottish Scott but is obviously too late. BUFFER Here are your winners… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Last Kings immediately seek higher ground, hands raised in victory thanks to Scottish Scott’s spiked club which he proudly displays for all to see. Baron Windels left kneeling over his fallen partner. COACH A hard earned win for the Last Kings of Scotland. COLE Hard earned win? They stole one! COACH Quit being a sore loser, Cole. Citizen Soldiers lost. Accept it. COLE I promise you there’ll be hell to pay if these two teams ever meet up again.

"Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake plays as red and blue clips of past AngleMania bouts zoom past the screen. [color="#FF0000"][b]ANGLEMANIA SHILL CENTER[/b][/color] Inside the state-of-the-art Shill Center is OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan. The red and blue clips from the open in full color on TV monitors in the background. BRANNIGAN What excitement AngleMania Rematch has brought us thus far, but it pales in comparison to the kind of action you can expect to see live exclusively on pay-per-view one week from this Sunday. It’s ANGLEMANIA VIII and this year Indianapolis, Indiana hosts the teenage father of them all. Tickets for the event have long since been sold out, but you can still catch all the action from the comfort of your own home live exclusively on pay-per-view. [b]NO DISQUALIFICATION Alfdogg vs. Reject[/b] BRANNIGAN I know the folks in Indianapolis, Indiana are really looking forward to this one. Native son Alfdogg returns home to seek revenge on former Deadly Alliance running mate Reject. The R-Man very instrumental in getting Alf booted from the DA. When they meet this time Alf will have the numbers on his side with over 70,000 strong on hand! [b]SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE LINDSAY LOHAN Krista Isadora Duncan vs. Mr. Dick[/b] BRANNIGAN Reject won’t be the only Deadly Alliance member in action come AngleMania, so too will Mr. Dick. He of course was the newest member until Hollywood wild child Lindsay Lohan recently joined the group. That on the heels of what she perceived to be a snub from Krista not getting invited to the 300th episode of HeldDOWN~! She and Jay Cutler would make a wonderful couple. In any event, Krista and the Human Hard-On will do battle on the grandest stage in all of parody e-fed, AngleMania. By the way, Dina, if you’re watching, call me. I think we could have some real fun together. Uh, watching AngleMania I mean! [b]UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP AKA CUCARACHA INTERNACIONAL EXHIBITION MATCH Todd Cortez © vs. James Blonde [/b] BRANNIGAN With championship gold on the line this could turn into bedlam as outcast CI member Todd Cortez defending his U.S. title against James Blonde. And whenever Blonde goes you can expect to find Faqu not too far behind. [b]WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP Team Heyross © vs. the LDC Moneygang [/b] BRANNIGAN For the One & Only World tag team title, the newly formed tandem of Spencer Reiger & Colin Maguire, Jr. will face arguably the greatest in-ring tag team in OAOAST history Team Heyross. You’ll recall Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard were to get their shot at the tag titles by virtue of winning the 2009 Anderson Cup, but we all know what happened thanks to Theodore Moneymaker’s involvement. The shot now goes to the LDC Moneygang and if they manage to hit that awesome spike pedigree the belts will be theirs. [b]FRIENDLY COMPETITION MATCH Leon Rodez vs. Tha Puerto Rican[/b] BRANNIGAN Dubbed a “friendly competition match," former OAOAST Champions Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez will square-off. One has got to feel for the Silky Smooth One. From World Champion to this? Somebody ought to place him on suicide watch if you ask. [b]OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Zack Malibu © vs. Bohemoth II~![/b] BRANNIGAN And in our main event, one that’s changed once already and could very well change again before the night is done, In Crowd pals Zack Malibu and Bohemoth will collide for the richest prize in the sport, the OAOAST Championship. In fact, it was one year ago at this very event that Bo DEFEATED the Franchise. To refresh your memory, let’s take you back to that night courtesy of OAOAST Home Entertainment. [quote=AngleMania VII, March 28, 2008]Bo reaches down and picks Zack up, but Zack stuns him with a jawbreaker as he does! Malibu shakes the cobwebs off and moves in for the kill, taking Bo and sending him in...NO! Bo counters and sends Zack off the ropes, then nails him with a diving shoulderblock, knocking Zack through the ropes! Malibu hangs on, landing on the apron rather than the floor, which Bo doesn't realize as he comes up off the mat. Zack gets to his feet, and after measuring Bo up, launches himself in with a springboard lariat...BUT GETS CAUGHT AND DROPPED WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP~! Bo picks Zack up...EROTIC AWAKENING OF B ONCE AGAIN~! COVER~! ONE! TWO! THREE! DING! DING! DING! COLE IT'S OVER! HE DID IT! COACH BO JUST BEAT ZACK! The sound of his theme song is music to his ears, as Bo rolls off of Zack, seemingly chuckling to himself, content with having just done what only one other person ever did...defeat Zack Malibu on the grandest stage in wrestling today. Bo slowly gets to his feet, and when he does his hand is raised, which is welcomed by a crowd who appreciates not only the win, but the effort involved. COLE An amazing match with two tremendous athletes, and tonight Bohemoth was the better man, securing a three count over Zack Malibu after surviving an offensive onslaught like no other from Malibu! COACH Give it up for Zack too, Mikey Cole. Both these guys busted their asses big time here tonight! Bo limps around the ring, his knee still giving him trouble after being a target for Malibu earlier on. Bo leans on the turnbuckles, then climbs up on them and raises his arms, basking in the victory as many members of this capacity crowd respond loudly with cheers. Bo steps down and turns around, then stops dead in his tracks, as Malibu comes up and inches towards Bo. Favoring his back, Malibu comes forward, staring at Bo without fear in his eyes...and extends a hand. COLE And there it is, folks. Winning streaks and championships are certainly important in our industry, but there's no prize greater than the respect of your peers, especially someone like Zack Malibu, and that's what Bohemoth has earned here tonight! The crowd cheers loudly, as Bo looks to each side. He focuses on Malibu, staring the man he just defeated not more than two minutes ago...and WALKS RIGHT PAST HIM! COLE Wait...what? What is he doing? COACH Bohemoth just dissed Zack Malibu, hardcore! Bo steps through the ropes and out onto the ramp, and starts heading to the back, the once supportive crowd now drowning him out with boos, while a confused and angered Malibu stands in the ring.[/quote] BRANNIGAN Now both men have wished each other luck heading into AngleMania. But what if history repeats and Bo goes home with the title, or Zack retains? Will they still be happy for the other? The answer to that Sunday night, April 5th live exclusively on pay-per-view. “Here I Go Again” cues. BRANNIGAN Don’t be the person around the watercooler who doesn’t know what everybody is talking about the following morning. Pick up the phone and call your local cable/satellite provider RIGHT NOW to order ANGLEMANIA VIII! * COMMERCIAL *

Yeah, everything's good. Just go from this straight to the logo and then my segment. So like this: Presented in HD/Mature Audiences tag Zack's segment HD logo My segment

What Patty said. at the "friendly competition match" signed for AM between PR/Leon. Being wrestling and all you know the shit's gonna hit the fan for somebody, and it did at the end of the show with Leon finding Maggie w/PR. That shocking development oughta kick things up a notch. Interesting to see where that goes. MOTN: TK/MD vs. Alf & Krista Quote of the Show: “I’m sorry, I only speak French, Spanish, and English, I’m not fluent in out of work crack whore.” -- Krista LOL Moment: The graphic for Sly. That's how we all should be remembered: a pic with a goofy expression!

Assuming I still have the opening spot like requested, I even saved Patty the trouble of putting together the intro. [img=http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y39/Portfree/hd.jpg] "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Instead of the pyro and BALLYHOO~! that usually opens the show, it’s straight to the ring as SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD head down the aisle in street clothes. Fade jeans and gray t-shirt for Simon, jeans and white tank top for Ned with a picture of him doing his best “Dude, you’re getting a Dell” impression. COLE Welcome to the longest running episodic television series in TSM history. Thursday night is HeldDOWN~! And a special hello to everybody viewing us once again on The Pit. Michael Cole and Da Coach coming to you live from the hometown of the legendary “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, Charlotte, North Carolina! COACH WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! COLE This week it’s AngleMania rematch night and we kick things off with a special challenge from last week. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER OAOAST Marks, the following special challenge match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a total combine weight of 460 pounds and hailing from the O.C., Orange County, California… "BOX-OFFICE" SIMON SINGLETON and “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" So in the zone are Simon and Ned the cheers go unnoticed to them. COLE In all my years in the OAOAST I’ve never seen Simon and Ned any more intense like they are here tonight. COACH And I’ve never seen Teddy Moneymaker more incensed than last week. I mean they came at him with evil intentions. COLE Of course they did. Simon and Ned thought they had settled the score with Moneymaker and company at the Celtic Spectacular only to get screwed out of their tag title match at AngleMania two weeks ago. COACH Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr., the LDC Moneygang, won that fair and square I might add. “Money Talks” by AC/DC blasts through the speakers and Theodore Moneymaker/Christian Wright appear dressed for show not to go. COLE Surely they aren’t gonna fight in suits? COACH It’s come as you are, you idiot. You think Teddy and CW buy off the rack at Walmart? Before ring announcer Michael Buffer can introduce them, he’s called over by Moneymaker and hands the microphone off to him. MONEYMAKER In case you idiots didn’t realize, this is AngleMania rematch night. And unless you’ve got some time machine, this isn’t an AngleMania rematch. Besides, we're already booked against Chicks Over Dicks and sure as hell won't risk injury competing in a match we don’t have to. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" WRIGHT SILENCE! MONEYMAKER :lol: WRIGHT In the spirit of government bailouts, Theodore and I have put together a rescue plan for tonight. And unlike the plan of our dear Uncle Sam, you will see immediate results. How immediate you ask -- about, oh...[i]right now[/i]! "Protect Your Mind" by DJ Sarkin and Friends plays the LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND to the ring. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Damnit! Theodore Moneymaker has weaseled his way out of another one. COACH Don't be hatin', MC. OAOAST promoters are the ones who booked Teddy and CW against COD, on this AngleMania Rematch night. As the Last Kings approach ringside, Simon DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND WIPES THEM OUT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon tosses Scottish Scott inside and Ned goes to town, dropping him with a back elbow before he removes the turnbuckle pad and smashes the Braveheart into the exposed steel! * DINGDINGDING * The bell officially sounds and Scottish Scott is already BUSTED OPEN, to the crowd’s delight. Blanchard shows no mercy stomping the fresh wound, then rubbing the Scottish lad's face into the mat! A tag is made and Ned connects with a shot that Simon follows with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! COACH This is awful, Cole. The Orange County Cobras strike before the match begins and you don’t even make a peep. COLE Like a baseball game you gotta be alert at all times. Simon doesn’t even think about going for the cover and instead looks to execute a piledriver, but ol' Danny Boy comes off the top with a shot to the back of the head! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Danny dumps Simon outside and RAMS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL as the referee keeps Ned at bay. When Simon staggers to his feet he’s a BLOODY MESS. COLE It’s not even Halloween and Simon and Scottish Scott are both wearing crimson masks! The Last Kings of Scotland tag and Danny Boy pulls Simon back in, slamming his head into the buckle. He keeps B.O.S.S. in the corner and delivers a series of rapid body shots, then gnaws on Simon’s forehead! COACH I bet it tastes like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken. COLE Well not everything. COACH Oh yeah, I forgot about the first time you swallowed! COLE Hey! I told you that in confidence. The Irish hellraiser spits out blood, then attempts to split B.O.S.S.’s neck off his shoulders courtesy of a hangman’s neck breaker but a MULE KICK puts ol' Danny Boy on his knees! COACH Low blow, Cole. That ought to be a DQ. COLE Well obviously the official didn’t see it or he’d have called it I’m sure. Ned receives the tag and comes in a house afire. Just when it seems he’s got the Last Kings of Scotland on the ropes V.I.C.E. hit the ring! * DINGDINGDING * Detective Bosley whips out his TELESCOPIC BATON and blasts Ned upside the head, splitting him open. Meanwhile, Simon gets sent for the ride by CPA and is planted with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER! MONEYMAKER :lol: The AMOG then produces a BALL and CHAIN, which he attaches to the ankle of Ned before taking liberties with him. COLE Haven’t those damn bullies made their point? Why the use excessive force? COACH To drive home that point again and again. And that Detective Bosley does, beating Ned’s ribs with the baton. OAOAST officials unable to put a stop to the beat down. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Fortunately there’s somebody who can. TIM CASH and BARON WINDELS, THE CITIZEN SOLDIERS! COLE Business is about to pick up now. Not long ago it was Simon and Ned saving Tim Cash and Baron Windels. Tonight it’s the other way around. The damage done V.I.C.E. leave before Tim and BW make it inside. Detective Bosley kind enough to release Ned from the ball and chain. MONEYMAKER :lol: COLE Simon and Ned may have found the match by DQ, but it's the Billion Dollar Heir who got the last laugh. He may have finally accomplished his goalt: put Simon and Ned out for good.

Not an AM rematch but a match nonetheless, a special challenge one at that from Simon and Ned, which Patty gave away won't be against Teddy/CW!

World Tag Team Championship Team Heyross © vs. the LDC Moneygang (Spencer Reiger & Colin Maguire, Jr.)

To go on sometime after the above segment, that way you won't need me to fill a space with more WBF! [quote=EARLIER TONIGHT]Victory obtained Detective Bosley refuses to let go of the choke. COLE This guy’s sadistic. COACH I only see a man who loves his job. Watching from the confines of the interview stage is Theodore Moneymaker along with the rest of the Enterprise. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The unexpected pop grabs Moneymaker’s attention. He looks and spots SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD storming his way! MONEYMAKER :o Moneymaker and Wright hightail it to the ring but are followed by the former Beverly Hills Blonds. Inside they’re met by V.I.C.E. and a slugfest ensues. COLE Simon and Ned striking like cobras, a pair of [b][color="#FF8C00"]Orange County cobras[/color][/b]! Spencer Reiger and CMJ enter the fray and it becomes a 4 on 2 assault until TEAM HEYROSS arrive to even the odds. They go at it with Reiger and CMJ in an AM preview while Simon and Ned, shirts ripped and all, get them some of V.I.C.E. COLE Saddle down the Saddledome because all hell is breaking loose. COACH And it was all started by a couple of disgruntled former employees. Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin only added fuel to the fire by sticking their nose where it didn’t belong. What sore losers they are. Reiger, CMJ and V.I.C.E. retreat on Moneymaker’s orders. The Billion Dollar Heir furious at Simon and Ned.[/quote] COLE That, ladies and gentlemen, occurred earlier this evening. Here with more on that our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan. To our backstage interview position we go where Ned Blanchard paces back-and-forth as Simon and Molly stand alongside Tony Brannigan. BRANNIGAN At a time where people the world over are hurting, perhaps no two are suffering more than my guests Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard. After all, it was just one week ago they lost the right… NED :angry: MOLLY Uh-oh. Simon you might wish to start, I don't believe the censor button could keep with the torrent of profanity Ned might unleash. SIMON Unless they’ve been living with Osama in some cave, everybody knows what happened last week. Ned and I got dealt a 1-2 punch that left us down but not out. We knew the risks of agreeing to face Spencer Reiger and a BUTT buddy of his choice with our #1 contenders spot at stake. What we didn’t know about was the diabolical plot behind it all. Oh yeah, you got us real good Teddy. Now it’s out turn to strike back like the [color="#FF8C00"][b]Orange County Cobras[/b][/color] that we are. MOLLY Ned, I'm going to ask you a question, and I went you to answer in total honesty if you could, can you speak without getting us booted off of air and network. NED Damn the network! Those assholes aren't anything but god damn sock puppets for Moneybitch! To hell with what they think about me! I don't give a crap about this network, I'd burn the whole damn headquarters down and piss on the ashes. Lets see Moneymaker write that off on his taxes. MOLLY I suppose that's a no. NED If you got the cajones, Teddy, then here next week you and CW will meet us in a special challenge match. Come dressed as you are, we don’t give a damn. We just want to sink our fangs into your sorry asses! Molly, Simon and Ned exit as we go…

In next post will be a short promo from Simon and Ned. We swoop over to the world famous interview stage where Tony Brannigan is standing by. BRANNIGAN In a few short moments I’ll be joined by the man who made shockwaves one week ago with the addition of two new members to his Enterprise. But that’s not the only reason he’s in the news, because earlier this week OAOAST President Josie Baker launched an investigation into possible collusion between Theodore Moneymaker, V.I.C.E., Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. This on the heels of a bizarre chain of events that‘s gotten us to where we are tonight with Spencer Reiger and CMJ set to face Team Heyross for the One & Only World tag team championship Sunday night, April 5th live exclusively on pay-per-view at AngleMania VIII. So without further ado, let me bring out the man with the answers to all our questions, the Chairman and CEO of the Enterprise… THEODORE MMMOOOONNEYMAKER!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Money Talks” by AC/DC hits and Theodore Moneymaker doesn’t come alone, bringing his reorganized Enterprise along. Christian Wright, Spencer Reiger, CMJ and Lorelei DeCenzo are dressed sharp. BRANNIGAN Theodore Moneymaker, I and millions of OAOAST Marks everywhere cannot believe what occurred here last week. A forced gangbang of Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard to strip them of the Beverly Hills Blonds name and their #1 contender status which they rightfully earned by winning the Anderson Cup! MONEYMAKER No, Brannigan, that was the MONEYGANG~! LORELEI The LDC Moneygang to be exact. Under my direction I‘ll have gold around my boys’ waists in no time. (rubbing hands down Spencer and Colin’s physiques) And I couldn’t be more excited at the prospect. SPENCER Out with the old, in with the new, Tony. Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard loved to hype themselves as the hottest sports entertainers in the world. Well last week CMJ and I took those old-timers out back and put them down. The future of the OAOAST is here and their names are Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. COLIN Remembah 'em because you'll be hearing a lot from us in the comin' months. Nobody does it bettah than me and Spencah,eh! BRANNIGAN Now that we’ve taken care of that, what about the charges of collusion Josie Baker is checking into? MONEYMAKER What kind of operation does that ingrate Josie Baker think I‘m running, Brannigan? It’s first class all the way with everything done by the letter of the law, which she’ll no doubt be disappointed to learn. The fact she’s wasting the company’s money on this matter is grounds for her removal, in my humble opinion. BRANNIGAN So you’re denying any wrongdoing? MONEYMAKER Of course I am. The heart of Baker’s argument is that my Enterprise violated her ruling that we engage in a competitive MWC Conference Final. BRANNIGAN If that’s the case, then you’re S.O.L. The whole thing proved to be an elaborate ploy. MONEYMAKER Wrong! How could the Enterprise have violated her ruling when myself and Christian Wright were the only representatives? BRANNIGAN What do you mean by that? V.I.C.E. are members of your organization. MONEYMAKER Were members. BRANNIGAN :huh: “In the Air Tonight” by Non-point cues. MONEYMAKER Right now I’d like to introduced to you, led by their new manager INSPECTOR MORGAN NERDLY… two Violators, Intimidators and Capital E-fenders… DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY AND CPA… V.I.C.E.! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BRANNIGAN :o V.I.C.E. and Inspector Nerdly acknowledge Moneymaker and company on their way to the ring. MONEYMAKER I can see the question racing through your mind, Brannigan. You wanna know how? Making Inspector Nerdly run-off weeks ago -- all part of the plan, my friend. What nobody else knew was Lorelei met her out back to sign over the contracts of V.I.C.E. BRANNIGAN That had to cost a pretty penny. How could Morgan even afford it? MONEYMAKER Being the generous man that I am, I loaned her the money which she’ll payback with interest! BWAHAHA! * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and V.I.C.E. pummel two unnamed jobbers unmercifully, which leads to one jobber’s ARREST & TRIAL (brain buster into rear naked choke) and the other a GIGATON PUNCH! COLE And just like that it’s over. COACH They ain’t working by the hour, baby boy. CPA places one foot on his overmatched opponent’s chest. ONE! TWO! THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are you winners… DETECTIVE TANGO BOSLEY and CPA… VVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Victory obtained Detective Bosley refuses to let go of the choke. COLE This guy’s sadistic. COACH I only see a man who loves his job. Watching from the confines of the interview stage is Theodore Moneymaker along with the rest of the Enterprise. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The unexpected pop grabs Moneymaker’s attention. He looks and spots SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD storming his way! MONEYMAKER :o Moneymaker and Wright hightail it to the ring but are followed by the former Beverly Hills Blonds. Inside they’re met by V.I.C.E. and a slugfest ensues. COLE Simon and Ned striking like cobras, a pair of [b][color="#FF8C00"]Orange County cobras[/color][/b]! Spencer Reiger and CMJ enter the fray and it becomes a 4 on 2 assault until TEAM HEYROSS arrive to even the odds. They go at it with Reiger and CMJ in an AM preview while Simon and Ned, shirts ripped and all, get them some of V.I.C.E. COLE Saddle down the Saddledome because all hell is breaking loose. COACH And it was all started by a couple of disgruntled former employees. Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin only added fuel to the fire by sticking their nose where it didn’t belong. What sore losers they are. Reiger, CMJ and V.I.C.E. retreat on Moneymaker’s orders. The Billion Dollar Heir furious at Simon and Ned. COLE OAOAST Marks, we need time to calm this explosive situation. Don’t you dare go away, HeldDOWN~! resumes after this.

I'm not sure if I'm doing this right, but I'll give it the old college try. Theodore Moneymaker promo/VICE in action and more! I did it! I actually used the booking thread correctly!

Fun little TV main event. Anytime the World Champ faces lower level guys like Rico, it reminds me of Bret Hart's first title reign. I mean he gave VIRGIL a title shot! BTW, I also went ahead and posted the show at The Pit.

God awful 1st quarter killed the Spurs, but they don't hand out titles in March. This was only a firefight. The real battle hasn't started yet. Now for some half-ass feedback. The show wheelchair bit during the Morgan/Jade segment was gold. But $80 for a scarf? Fuck that shit. CI explodes at AM, with the winner getting a shot at Cortez. I’m liking the “video breaks” being incorporated into the shows, especially the commercial spots featuring OAOAST talent. AC rematch! Same result though. Weird observation. Only Alf and myself are represented by dead people. MOTN: MD/M vs. Los Diablos Quote of the Show: “Is it kind of really intense like Law and Order? Objection! Overruled! You’re out of order! No you’re out of order, the whole damn systems out of order! Like that?" -- Jade Rodez on Morgan Nerdly being in and out of court LOL Moment: Los Diablos de Fuego handling The Dick

For PPV matches I start once I finish my HD stuff that week, so usually two or three days before. Only once or twice have I needed to finish a match the day of PPV.

BUFFER The following tag team contest is set for one fall...and the right to compete for the One & Only World tag team championship at AngleMania VIII! “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco hits, and the Beverly Hills Blonds stroll down the red carpet to the ring. BUFFER Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… "BOX-OFFICE" SIMON SINGLETON and “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDSSSSS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The BHB are businesslike once inside the squared circle, tossing aside their matching vests aside and summoning Spencer Reiger and his partner of choice. COACH You can tell the seriousness of this one, Mikey Cole. Molly Nerdly is nowhere to be found. I figured she’d be out here for Simon and Ned to hide behind her skirt when things start going bad! COLE I won’t even dignify that with a response. But the Beverly Hills Blonds are putting everything on the line tonight to get Spencer Reiger back for what he did to them and their trophy after winning the 2009 Anderson Cup a couple of weeks ago at the Celtic Spectacular. BUFFER And, ladies and gentlemen, their opponents. First, hailing from Manhattan, New York, and weighing in at 210 pounds… "THE ONE MAN TRIPLE THREAT" ... SSSSPPPEEEEEEEEENNCCCCCEEEEEEERRRRR RRRREEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGEEEEERRRRRRR!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger appears onstage with a microphone. SPENCER I’ll take it from here, because it’s time to answer the question everybody is dying to know. Who is my tag partner? Here’s a hint: he’s Irish. COLE What does that have to do with anything? COACH It means he’s got the luck of the Irish on his side, you idiot. SPENCER Figured it out yet? No? Well my bad. I forgot you all were stupid. So without any further ado, allow me to introduce to you my partner… “THE IRISH GOLDEN BOY”… COLIN MAGUIRE, JUNIOR~!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ joins SR onstage to the tune of "I'm Shipping Up To Boston" by Dropkick Murphys and the two embrace like long lost brothers. COACH OMG, MC. COLE O-M-G? COACH That’s the only way to describe the teaming of CMJ and Spencer Reiger. If you were to build a promotion around two young studs then it’d have to be those men heading to the ring. Combined they may very well be unbeatable. COLE Nobody is unbeatable, but you make a valid point. Any general manager would kill to have a couple of blue chippers like Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr. to build their franchise around. The BHB hold the ropes open for CMJ and SR, but they decline the invitation and enter through the opposite side. Off come the hoodies and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Ned Blanchard and Colin Maguire, Jr. receive the nod for their respective teams and lockup mid-ring. Junior wrings the arm but Simon counters with a drop toehold into a front facelock, only to have CMJ answer with a counter of his own -- a hammerlock. Colin then PAINTBRUSHES Simon! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” NED :angry: The Handsome Hustler charges CMJ who cowers in the ropes to keep him at bay. As Ned cools off in the corner, Colin and Spencer taunt him at the other end. When the two legal men tie-up once again Blanchard is backed against the ropes. Called upon to break CMJ looks to do more than release Ned from the ropes, he goes for a cheap shot! COLE Hey! Fortunately for BHB fans everywhere, Ned ducks and SLAPS CMJ! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Where’s the outrage now, Cole? COLE Colin Maguire, Jr. got a taste of his own medicine and it wasn't sweet but sour. A shoving match ensues and Simon Singleton gets drawn into the mix following a sucker punch from CMJ. But Simon is restrained by the official as Spencer Reiger sneaks in and blindsides Ned! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Maguire and Reiger do a small number on Blanchard and then fire him into the ropes, but he goes under a double clothesline and issues a DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" A tag is made and the BHB wail away on Reiger and Maguire, then shoot them in for a double BAAAAAAAACK body drop! The double teaming resumes after Ned clotheslines Spencer outside with Colin being taken to a DOUBLE FEATURE (FLAPJACK), and then blasted with the ATOMIC BLOND (ROCKET LAUNCHER)!! COLE OMG, Coach! This match could very well be over right here! The count. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Spencer Reiger pulls his new partner outside to safety. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH You spoke too soon, Cole. Remember it ain’t over till the fat lady sings, and like we’ve already established Molly isn’t ringside! COLE Nor is she fat I might add. SR replaces CMJ (legally, btw) and trades words with Simon Singleton, then fists! Or rather overhand chops in Simon’s case. B.O.S.S. gets the better of the exchange and sends Spencer down courtesy of a back elbow. He waits for Reiger to return to his feet and then connects with a standing dropkick. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The BHB tag and after ramming Spencer into the turnbuckle Ned unleashes a barrage of rights and knife-edge chops, then fires him into the far opposite corner and charges in…but eats a big boot followed by a RUNNING INVERTED BULLDOG! COACH New York Knockout! And you can stick a folk in Blanchard, Cole, because he’s well done. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COLE You jinxed him there, partner. COACH I thought it was a slow count to be perfectly honest. Face-first into the knee of Colin Maguire, Jr. goes Ned, which leads to a tag by CMJ and SR. Irish uppercut rattles the Handsome Hustler and a T-Bone suplex, or the HARVARDPLEX as Junior calls it, puts him on his back. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! A quick tag is made and Spencer Reiger wallops Ned with a picture perfect standing dropkick flush to the jaw. That’s followed by a slam near the corner and MOONSAULT…BUT NED PUTS THE KNEES UP!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Both Ned and Spencer make the tag and a chop fest ensues between Simon and Colin. The sound of flesh smacking flesh echoing throughout the American Airlines Center. CMJ goes to the eyes and spins B.O.S.S. around for a high-lifting German, but he rolls through and takes the Irish Golden Boy over in a modified victory roll! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Maguire storms to his feet and into a hip toss. But when Simon goes in to take him over in a head scissors, Spencer Reiger reaches over and snaps him down on the top rope! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Luckily for Simon he’s able to tumble out through the ropes to avoid a possible pin, although he’s soon met by an old friend making a surprise appearance. Former BHB manager LORELEI DECENZO. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Hold on now. That devious young woman has no business out here. COACH She hasn’t done anything wrong. COLE Not yet she hasn’t. Spencer tosses Simon back in and CMJ covers him. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CMJ places Simon in position and tags SR who delivers a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Reiger dumps Singleton outside, then he and CMJ both confront Ned. As the referee keeps the situation from exploding, outside Lorelei DeCenzo helps Simon Singleton to his knees…and SLAPS him! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Damn her! COACH (laughs) You know what they say, Mikey Cole. Payback’s a bitch! COLE And that Lorelei DeCenzo is. I told you she’d get involved sooner rather than later. My question is why? CMJ rolls Simon back in and seats him in the corner for SR to nail a RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! COACH Blood is the New Black and I think Lori agrees, Mikey Cole. Indeed she does, nodding in approval as Spencer drags Simon away from the ropes to cover him. ONE! TWO! SAVE AGAIN BY NED! Reiger baits Ned and he and CMJ put the boots to Simon behind the ref’s back. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Here we go again. Somebody get a second official out here. This is absurd! COACH What’s absurd is you trying to dictate company policy. It’s not their fault Ned is a hothead. Once the official turns around CMJ is back on the apron counting the number of sheep in attendance. He then receives the tag and plants Simon with a vicious IRISH SUPLEX! The cover is made, and when Ned goes to break it he’s cut off and held by Spencer. ONE! TWO! THREE-- NO, KICKOUT!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CMJ/SR/LORELEI :o Initially shocked, CMJ doesn’t mope around. He drapes B.O.S.S. across his shoulders and twirls him, but Simon slips out and hits a desperation Russian legsweep! COLE This could be the break Simon needs. Now all he’s got to do is make the tag. COACH Easier said than done, MC. Simon Singleton’s taken a great deal of punishment. I doubt he’s got anything left in the tank, and if he does it’s gotta be close to empty. CMJ and Simon both go in search of the tag, with CMJ the first to do so. But as Spencer Reiger enters Simon musters all the strength he has left and dives towards his corner to make the tag! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Needless to say, Ned Blanchard comes in a house afire punching and slamming SR and CMJ. He ducks a right from Reiger and sends him crashing into his partner following an atomic drop. New York’s Finest then staggers around towards Ned, a kick and SLINGSHOT SUPLEX~!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lorelei jerks Ned off but not in that way; off Spencer. COLE Lorelei DeCenzo again sticking her chest where it doesn’t belong. Lori applauds herself for a job well done, then gets yanked by the hair onto the apron by Ned! COACH Who does Ned think he is, Chris Brown? Because Lorelei sure as hell isn’t Rihanna. Lay a hand on her and there’ll be a heavy price to pay. Though Ned’s a lover and fighter, he prefers loving from a hot chick and takes Lorelei around the world in 5 seconds. It’s only 5 seconds because he steps aside as CMJ rumbles forwards and accidentally knocks Lorelei off the apron! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ned clotheslines Colin over the top but CMJ lands on the apron. He climbs up top as Spencer Reiger catches Ned with a kick to the midsection and double underhooks both arms. Reiger lifts up and Maguire drops down to complete a sick SPIKE PEDIGREE!!! COACH DAYUM~! COLE Spike Reiger Counter! Spencer covers as Colin bumps Simon outside. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COACH We’ve got new #1 contenders, Mikey Cole! COLE And I can’t believe it. Lorelei rushes inside and wraps her arms around CMJ and Spencer Reiger. As Michael Buffer is about to announce the official decision, THEODORE MONEYMAKER rips the microphone out of his hands. The Billion Dollar Heir joined by fellow Enterprise member CHRISTIAN WRIGHT inside the ring where handshakes are exchanged between them, Lorelei, CMJ and Spencer Reiger. MONEYMAKER Everybody get a good look at your kind laying in defeat right before me because it’s the last time you’ll ever see the Beverly Hills Blonds compete in this ring ever again. I told you all Simon and Ned would regret the day they left my Enterprise. Well that day has come. Not only did they lose their tag title shot at AngleMania VIII, Sunday night April 5th, but they also lost the rights to the Beverly Hills Blonds name! COLE What?! MONEYMAKER If you boys still had my lawyers going through all your contracts then you would’ve spotted the fine print on the contract we signed for the Anderson Cup. Because if you go back and check, you’ll notice all the stipulations agreed to -- your stupid camera and the BHB name on the line. You’d also see the contract was signed the Beverly Hills Blonds vs. The Enterprise, not Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. All that was needed was my John Hancock. Now you were able to get past one Enterprise combo, but you weren’t able to get by the second. COACH Is Teddy saying what I think he is? MONEYMAKER You heard me right. I said they weren’t able to get past the second Enterprise combo because it gives me great pleasure introducing to you the next One & Only World tag team champions and NEWEST MEMBERS of the Enterprise… SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. LORELEI And behind every good man is a lady, and you’re looking at the honey that will lead her great men to championship gold… Lorelei DeCenzo. “Money Talks” by AC/DC cues and the Enterprise leave together.

That's still the case. I normally get as far as the intros or random spots before calling it a day and picking things up early the following week! And my VP post is just a fancy title. You're the pres. of our TSM division. You've got all the power. I just put on a happy face for the cameras.

If I know what I want to do I try to start some work during the weekend, but I don't get serious about writing until a day or two before the show. Once I get my stuff that week done I usually check out on everything OAOAST related to give myself a break.

BHB vs. Spencer Reiger & Partner of Choice At least I think I'm writing it.

The show’s are heating up as AM nears. Another fine one this week, to be short and sweet. Nice to see new blood in the fold, and hopefully for awhile. The OAOAST is gonna be all over the news after the DA revealed their newest member! Oh, and at Blond’s t-shirt. MOTN: CAE vs. THR Quote of the Show/LOL Moment:

To go on sometime after the match, obviously. At our backstage interview position former OAOAST superstar turned broadcaster Tony Brannigan is with Spencer Reiger. BRANNIGAN I’m joined right now by the Terrell Owens of the OAOAST, Spencer Reiger. SPENCER Terrell Owens?! BRANNIGAN You heard correctly, because like the disgraced former Dallas Cowboys receiver when things get tough you quit and complain! SPENCER Quit hating and get your facts right, Brannigan. There’s a difference between quitting and living to fight another day. You call 2 against 1 fair? I had Simon Singleton on the ropes. He was about to go down any second before Ned Blanchard interfered. They’re like you and the rest of the OAOAST Galaxy -- jealous! You all notice the looks, skills and charisma I have and say to yourselves, if only I had those qualities I wouldn’t be stuck working behind a desk…holding a microphone…or standing in the unemployment line. Well you are because you don’t! That’s why I am the One Man Triple Threat, and a threat to every OAOAST superstar, especially those with gold belts around their waists. Even a couple of dumb blonds like Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard realize their wrestling biological clock is ticking, so if rising young superstars such as myself got taken out of the picture their shelf life would be extended a few months. BRANNIGAN You’re a real piece of work. SPENCER No, I’m driven to succeed. And it’s that drive that leads me to what I’m about to say. It’s only fitting that you’re here for it because you were there too. There when the Beverly Hills Blonds demanded Theodore Moneymaker face them like a man to settle their score. Now I’m issuing the same challenge to them for next week. The Beverly Hills Blonds vs. Spencer Reiger and a partner of his choice. No 2 against 1 this time, and to ensure we have a winner I say put your guaranteed tag title shot at AngleMania VIII on the line. BRANNIGAN Wait a minute, Reiger. They earned the right to compete for the One & Only World tag team championship by winning the Anderson Cup. You weren’t even a participant! SPENCER That’s because I didn’t have a partner. But I do now. And we’re going to AngleMania, baby! SR exits. BRANNIGAN That’ll do it here. Let’s go back to you guys at Sofa Central.

I'll probably write a brief promo for after as well. If I do it'll be included in this thread. The red carpet already rolled out, Simon Singleton heads ringside along with his fellow Beverly Hills Blond to the tune of "Superstar" by Lupe Fiasco. BUFFER The following contested is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Beverly Hills, California, and weighing 225 pounds, he is one half of the famed Beverly Hills Blonds... "BOX OFFICE" SSSIIIIIIMMMMOOOOOONN SSSSIIIIIINNGGLLLLEEEEETTOOOOOOONN!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon removes his vest and loosens up inside as he awaits his opponent. COLE It was last week at the Celtic Spectacular that Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard defeated their former Enterprise partners Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright for the 2009 Anderson Cup, thus retaining the rights to the BHB name the Enterprise claimed ownership of and the return of Simon’s personal camera, the Siclopse, which Moneymaker had V.I.C.E. steal a few months back and said to currently be “in the mail.” You’d think Moneymaker could have FedEx it. COACH Teddy’s just being a patriot mailing it USPS. But you skipped the [I]real[/I] highlight of the Anderson Cup Finals. COLE I was about to get to that. COACH Riiiight. [quote=Celtic Spectacular, Last Week]Down the ramp comes Molly, holding the gaudy golden trophy and absolutely whooping for joy. The Blonds wave to her, eagerly awaiting both their manager and their gigantic trophy. But their joyful expression quickly turns dour when they notice [i]Spencer Reiger[/i] emerging through the back. Like a thief through the night New York’s finest sneaks behind Molly, and with one swift motion manages to sneak the trophy out her hands! Spencer outrages both The Blonds and the audience alike when he chucks the trophy off the stage. Its not to water side either, as it lands on the concrete shattering into hundreds of pieces of splintered wood and chipped metal. Molly and her charges are left to stare with horrified eyes as a celebrating Spencer Stanky Legs his way backstage.[/quote] COLE Needless to say, the Blonds are still fuming. COACH They’re lucky all Spencer broke was a trophy and not their bones. I seem to recall an incident just a few short weeks ago where Simon and Ned sucker punched him during an interview, which you and everyone else seem to have forgotten. COLE I remind you it was Spencer Reiger who interrupted that interview. The man got what he deserved. "The World is Mine" by David Guetta hits and a whole bunch of lights and shit flash because Patty gave Spencer Reiger a spectacular entrance I don‘t feel like writing. All you need to know is SR makes it to the ring in one peace. BUFFER And his opponent, hailing from Manhattan, New York, and weighing in at 210 pounds… "THE ONE MAN TRIPLE THREAT" of looks, skills and charisma... SSSSPPPEEEEEEEEENNCCCCCEEEEEEERRRRR... RRRREEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger sees the fire in Singleton’s eyes and does a 180 back up the aisle. COLE What is this? COACH A man showing good judgment. This is supposed to be a competition, Cole, and you can tell winning is the furthest thing on the mind of Simon Singleton right now. He’s got evil intentions. COLE And we just documented why. Spencer Reiger is trying to avoid what he’s got coming to him. Simon won’t let Spencer off this easy though. He goes out and brings him in the hard way. Tossed inside Reiger calls for a time out…but there are no time outs in wrestling, and Simon kicks him in the midsection! * DINGDINGDING * The bell officially sounds but Simon has long since been wailing away on Spencer Reiger. Instructed to back away because Spencer is in the corner, Simon reluctantly does so. This prompts Reiger to sell a phantom eye poke in hopes of drawing a cheap disqualification. Instead all he gets is a blank stare from the official that basically says “Take that weak shit out of here, son. This isn’t the NBA.” COACH This referee needs to be fined and suspended, Mikey Cole. A wrestler voices a complaint and he disregards it like yesterday’s news. COLE Maybe if Spencer didn’t try to insult the official’s intelligence with that embarrassing attempt to draw a DQ. Simon and Spencer circle around before locking up, and Spencer takes Simon to the mat with a side headlock takeover. ONE! Simon raises his shoulder off the mat and scissors the head of Spencer. Reiger quickly escapes and charges into the very move he had B.O.S.S. in moments ago! But he, too, utilizes a head scissors and Simon floats on top. ONE! TW-- Spencer bridges up and out, clubbing Simon across the shoulders. He then attempts an Irish whip only to have it reserved. Decked on the rebound by a dropkick Reiger bails to the floor where he threatens to fight a group of hecklers. COLE A rough early going for the self-proclaimed One Man Triple Threat. COACH Yeah, because Simon keeps breaking every rule in the book. COLE Name one. COACH … Spencer returns to lock back up with Simon and gains the upper hand courtesy of a cheap shot. He hammers away on Singleton who returns fire with a series of stinging overhand chops. Reiger swings wildly and gets CRUCIFIX! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Prodigy reverses a whip and places Simon in an ABDOMINAL STRETCH~! COACH We’re rocking to the oldies tonight, Mikey. It’s not often we get to see the old abdominal stretch nowadays. COLE I’m still waiting for you to name me one rule Simon has broken in this match. COACH And I’m still waiting for an anvil to drop on your head! Simon uses a hip toss to escapes Spencer‘s grip, and then heads for the top slowly. COLE Simon obviously still hurting from the abdominal stretch. COACH Well DUH, stupid. Spencer wouldn’t have used the hold if it didn’t inflict pain. And New York’s Finest inflicts a lot of pain CROTCHING SIMON ON THE TOP ROPE! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Spencer climbs onto the middle rope and delivers a SUPERPLEX!! The cover is made and Reiger nonchalantly holds a finger in the air following each count. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" SPENCER :huh: Once the shock wears off Spencer introduces Simon violently into the turnbuckle, and then unloads a barrage of rights. “He doesn’t look so tough now!” Reiger shouts at Ned Blanchard, the Handsome Hustler’s eyes lit with rage. But the remark also serves to fire up Simon. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Spencer clutches his chest in agony, and then is fired into the ropes…but Simon telegraphs a backdrop and is hooked REIGER COUNTER! NO! Double leg takedown leads to a SLINGSHOT! Reiger shoots back at Singleton and a vicious PILEDRIVER! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! COACH I won’t lie, Cole. I thought it was over right there. COLE So did I. Simon points to the top and the crowd rises as he scales the turnbuckles. CLAPBOARD LEGDROP!! NOBODY HOME!!! Reiger quickly returns to his feet and rushes the nearest corner to perform a MOONSAULT! ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” SPENCER :o COLE I don’t blame you for being shocked, young man. Nobody here can believe it either. But what a match we’re seeing. Fired into the corner Simon leaps onto the middle turnbuckle and back at New York’s Finest with a FLYING CROSSBODY…. …BUT REIGER ROLLS THROUGH AND GRABS A HANDFUL OF TRUNKS!! ONE! TWO! NO! Ned yanks Spencer off. SPENCER :angry: As the two exchange words, Simon dropkicks Spencer from behind, knocking him outside. Blanchard shows his hands for the referee’s benefit. Reiger then lunges over and SLAPS the Handsome Hustler! The more hotheaded of the Blonds, Ned chases after Spencer who dives back inside only to notice Simon in his path, fist cocked. So he does what any brave fighter would do -- throw his hands in the air and hightail it! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Where have we seen this before, Spencer Reiger throwing in the towel early? COACH The odds are stacked against him, Cole. It’s like watching a Spurs game officiated by Joey Crawford! COLE Spencer Reiger is the one who got Ned Blanchard involved! COACH Oh yeah, blame the other guy. You ought to be president. Stunned as anybody, the BHB allow the referee to administer the 10 count. ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FIVE… SIX… SEVEN… EIGHT… NINE… TEN! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner as the result of a count out… "BOX OFFICE" SSSIIIIIIMMMMOOOOOONN SSSSIIIIIINNGGLLLLEEEEETTOOOOOOONN!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" “Superstar” is cued and Simon’s hand is raised in victory, though not the way he’d have preferred it. COLE During the break we'll try to get ahold of Spencer Reiger for an interview. So whatever you do, ladies and gentlemen, don't you dare go away. HeldDOWN~! returns in a moment.

It's up in HE. Spaces have been left open for the 2 uncompleted matches.

Ed's match has been edited into The Pit version of the CS as well, btw. And I second what Patty said. EWC did a really good job on the match. Nicely done.