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Once the remaining two matches are edited in, this will go down as one of the most action packed HD’s of all-time. But that didn't hurt the show one bit. The main event and Blonde/Faqu-CAE tag match were awesome. Both made picking a Match of the Night real difficult. Even the squash matches were fun. Another part of the show that stood out were the promos. I can’t recall Felix Strutter or the former Sk8ter Boiz having much to say in the past, but I thought both delivered strong promos. Match of the Night: James Blonde & Faqu vs. the Christ Air Express Quote of the Show: "We've been OAOAST Tag Team Champions before but let's face it, that doesn't count. I mean, come on, we celebrated our title win with a cake from our old school-teacher for crying out loud!" -- MARV

COLE Welcome back to the program, ladies and gentlemen. What a situation we just had. In case you missed it, here’s what went down. [b][color="#FF8C00"]MOMENTS AGO[/color][/b] [quote]The focus shifts to the upper right corner of the ring as Theodore is prepped for a Gurney to the Center of the Earth. Sensing defeat, Mackie hops on the apron to chat with the referee while CPA slips inside and catches Steven flying off the top with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER, then nails Max with a BIG BOOT! “BOO!” The jeers turn to cheers as Charles Robinson calls for the bell. * DINGDINGDING * COACH Don’t tell me he saw that. He couldn’t have. After a brief conversation with Michael Buffer, Charles walks over to the fallen Love Doctors and RAISES THEIR HANDS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" * CLIP * The music is abruptly cut as the BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS join CPA in a 3 on 1 assault. “BOO!” COLE This is totally unnecessary. No reason for this at all. The match is over, damnit! Somebody get help out here. Now! Following a DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK on Steven and SPIKE PILEDRIVER on Max, the Blonds place both Docs near each other and come off opposite corners with a BIG SPLASH![/quote] COLE Well, fans, during the break we were handed a note from Anglesault’s office and he has booked a 6-man tag for next week’s big Halloween Specactular between the Beverly Hills Blonds and CPA vs. The Love Doctors and a partner of their choice. Again… [b][color="#FF8C00"]HALLOWEEN[/color] SPECACTULAR [color="#808000"]Beverly Hills Blonds & CPA[/color] vs. [color="#FF00FF"]The Love[/color] [color="#FF0000"]Doctors[/color] & [color="#0000FF"]?[/color][/b] COLE What a match-up that should be. Now let's go to the ring for more action.

Here's the match. My second post will have the match announcement for the Halloween Spectacular. [b][color="#FF0000"]*WHIIIR!*[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]*WHIIIR!*[/color][/b] [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I] BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Windy City, at a total combine weight of 436 pounds, MAX ANDERSON and STEVEN PIGLEY…THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The handsome young doctors from Windy City Hospital delight the ladies with their exploits, including a personal strip-tease for a woman with a sign mentioning tonight’s show is part of her bachelorette party! COLE How about that? Taking your girlfriends to a OAOAST event for your bachelorette party. You go, girl! COACH The OAOAST’s popularity never ceases to amaze me, Cole. We have a little bit of everything here. That said, if those girls are looking for a good time…well, they’re in luck. Guess who’s up next? [I]Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime[/I] BUFFER Their opponents, now arriving on the red carpet with MOLLY NERDLY, represent the Enterprise and reside in Beverly Hills 90210, “BOX OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON and “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD… THE BEVERLY HILLS BLON… :huh: Ring announcer Michael Buffer stops his introduction after spotting the Blonds in street clothes and Simon Singleton in a NECK BRACE. Called by Ned, Buffer hands over the microphone. NED As entertainers, our job is to put smiles on your faces. Whether you love us or hate us, we don’t really care because we’re richer and more famous than you’ll ever be! “BOOOOOOOOOO!” SIMON :P NED But a near tragedy almost occurred on the show last week. The fact Simon is able to walk is a testament to this man’s conditioning and the healthcare program offered by Enterprise employees, where the finest doctors are just a phone call away. Doctors who treat their patients, not hurt them like Steven Pigely. Because it was a lariat from that man which caused Simon to suffer a neck injury. It’s a minor injury, but it will prevent us from wrestling tonight. “BOO!” COLE Well that’s not a surprise. It was the OAOAST’s hope that Ned could find a replacement, such as another Enterprise member. NED Instead of postponing the match till a later date, OAOAST officials threat to fine and suspend us despite the fact we have a valid doctor’s note that confirms Simon’s injury. It seems as though the Board of Directors are still ticked off about a rib the Enterprise played on them a while back. Fortunately a couple of good Samaritans step forward and volunteered to take our place. So it’s our please to introduce the man who signs our checks, accompanied by his Director of Security CPA, Mackenzie DeCenzo and tag partner Christian Wright…Theodore Moneymaker! Tailored suits, show of your cars Fine hotels and big cigars Up for grabs, up for a price "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Now this is a surprise. I don’t think The Love Doctors mind this substitution at all. They came so close to defeating Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright at Zero Hour. You also know they haven’t forgotten how the Enterprise tried to slander their names after rejecting a business proposal that could have gotten their medical license revoked. COACH There are no moral victories in professional wrestling, Cole, just winners and losers. But I find the OAOAST threatening to fine and suspend the Beverly Hills Blonds for being unable to compete disgusting. With all the problems that plague wrestling, you’d think the OAOAST would be more supportive of its talent. The music of AC/DC blares through the loud speakers as the Enterprise exchange pleasantries ringside. Suddenly, the group becomes surrounded by OAOAST officials who order the Blonds to the back. “YEAH!” COACH Oh, come on. Like they’d interfere in the match. Once cooler heads prevail, the Blonds agree to the request and return backstage with Molly. * DINGDING * Christian Wright backs Steven Pigley in the corner, but rather than break cleanly The Natural fakes a blow to the head, causing the doctor to cover up in self-defense, and drives his knee into the midsection! MONEYMAKER :lol: Wright smashes Pigley into the turnbuckle located in the Enterprise corner and tags Theodore Moneymaker. But the first ever One & Only World tag team champions are unable to keep Steven isolated in their corner, as the Doctor of Love fights his way out and makes the tag to his colleague. Rapid-fire PALM STRIKES and SPINNING BACKFISTS put Moneymaker on his heels, but the Billion Dollar Heir answers back with a well placed kick to the gut. Backed against the ropes Anderson has nowhere to go as Moneymaker tees off, chopping him with all his might. Then an Irish whip, but Max reverses and nails Theodore on the rebound with the ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER!! COLE Dr. Max with the quick cover! COACH The Love Doctors trying to score a cheap one, Cole. But I’ll give them this: at least they understand the longer the match goes the less likely they are of winning. Teddy and CW are the two most finely conditioned men in the OAOAST. ONE… KICKOUT! Anderson stuns Moneymaker with a series of right hands, but not enough to prevent Theodore from reversing an Irish whip of his own. Unfortunately it leads to a blind tag and a sell off of Enterprise stock as Moneymaker is caught going up for a leapfrog and drilled with a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! “YEAH!” COLE A modified Defibrillator! One with extra high voltage! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! The pin is broken up by Christian Wright, who then baits Anderson inside to keep the ref busy while he dumps Pigley over the top and sends him crashing shoulder-first into the steel steps! Needless to say, the loud noise caused by the collision garners the attention of referee Charles Robinson and a stern warning for Christian Wright. COLE The ends justify the means, right, Coach? COACH Actions speak louder than words, Cole. Everything was going The Love Doctors way, and now look at them. One move shift all the momentum back to the Enterprise. Steven rolls back in clutching his shoulder, but Theodore Moneymaker shows no mercy, slamming the doctor on his arm before punishing the shoulder with successive knee drops. An exchange is made and Christian Wright drops a BIG ELBOW onto the outstretched arm of Dr. Steven from the middle rope! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Wright bars the arm and presses his left knee against Pigley’s face, grinding the other side in the canvas! COLE Did the Enterprise have a bad quarter or what? I don’t recall this kind of aggression from Christian Wright in the past. But it’s clear their strategy is to take away the arm used to deliver that decapitating lariat. COACH CW and Teddy want another reign as tag champions, Cole. They won’t get there being nice guys. Just look at The Love Doctors; they haven’t been there at all! *OINK!* *OINK!* *OINK!* MACKENZIE :huh: COACH Are these idiots doing what I think they are? COLE We’ve had a couple of first here tonight -- a bachelorette party and oinking to rally behind Dr. Steven Pigley! Incredibly, the power of the oink works. Steven powers to his feet and hammers Christian square between the eyes until he breaks the arm-bar, then levels him with a standing dropkick! “YEAH!” Now it’s a race to see who can make the tag first. Wright is the closest to his corner, but he’s yet to shake off the cobwebs. Pigley hasn’t even begun to move, laid out on his side in a world of hurt. Meanwhile, Theodore has replaced CW as the legal man and brings Steven up to a vertical base for a clothesline, but Pigley rolls through and tags out! COLE Oh, yeah! He did it! He was able to tag the fresh man! Dr. Max goes back to the line of attack that worked so well for him in the opening minutes, a combination of PALM STRIKES and SPINNING BACKFISTS that knock the Billion Dollar Heir off his feet! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Theodore is whipped in, UP and OVER courtesy of a BAAAAAACK body drop. Anderson patiently waits as Moneymaker staggers to his feet, then kicks him in the gut and delivers a CRADLE PILEDRIVER! COLE Just how bad do the Love Doctors want to win; they’re incorporating new moves into their offense on the fly! Instead of going for the cover Max heads to the top… COACH This is a mistake right here. Mark my words. …and drops down with a 450 SPLASH!! COLE You were saying? COACH :firedevil: ONE… TWO… THREE! NO!! Charles Robinson waves off the pin as CW dives on Max to breakup the count! Dr. Steven returns to the mix, bad shoulder and all, and dukes it out with The Natural. Christian rakes the eyes and takes aim with a SUPERKICK…but Steven ducks and Wright CROTCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE! Fortunately the Love Doctors are kind enough to assist CW, who’s straddling the top, to the floor with a DOUBLE DROPKICK! “YEAH!” MACKENZIE :o The focus shifts to the upper right corner of the ring as Theodore is prepped for a Gurney to the Center of the Earth. Sensing defeat, Mackie hops on the apron to chat with the referee while CPA slips inside and catches Steven flying off the top with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER, then nails Max with a BIG BOOT! “BOO!” The jeers turn to cheers as Charles Robinson calls for the bell. * DINGDINGDING * COACH Don’t tell me he saw that. He couldn’t have. After a brief conversation with Michael Buffer, Charles walks over to the fallen Love Doctors and RAISES THEIR HANDS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" COLE The Docs have won it! COACH No way! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. The winners of the match, as result of a disqualification… THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS!! [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case--[/I] The music is abruptly cut as the BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS join CPA in a 3 on 1 assault. “BOO!” COLE This is totally unnecessary. No reason for this at all. The match is over, damnit! Somebody get help out here. Now! Following a DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK on Steven and SPIKE PILEDRIVER on Max, the Blonds place both Docs near each other and come off opposite corners with a BIG SPLASH! COACH The Atomic Blond! OAOAST officials finally arrive to restore order, getting the Enterprise out of the ring. COLE What a situation we have here. And I’m sure we haven’t heard the last of it. * COMMERCIAL *

Because something is better than nothing, a/k/a my crappy feedback. Best HD in a couple of weeks. Not saying the past few shows have been bad or anything, but this one had some meat to it. Lots of things going on, you know what I mean? Fun opening segment with an impromptu Love Shack followed by Leon vs. Biff. Landon Maddix is on top of the e-fed wrestling world. OAOAST Champ and SWF Commissioner? Wow. You can never go wrong with COD. SJP vs. Landon at the Halloween Spectacular should be interesting. Camden Westcott quickly learned he isn’t in OAOVW anymore. Holy shit! Somebody remembered the OAOAST is located in Pittsburgh, Pa! Although we do have offices in New York and probably elsewhere. PR brought fire on the mic. Pretty damn good ME. MOTN: Reject vs. Todd Cortez Quote of the Show: “Well, your phonebill says you've been spending quite a pretty penny on 1-900-stroke-me-up. And I don't think that's a heart attack prevention hotline.” -- Molly Nerdly

Return Match The Love Doctors vs. Beverly Hills Blonds

Not so much a match as it is to further along a couple of storylines. [I]Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime[/I] BUFFER Wrestling fans, the following special attraction is scheduled for one fall. Now arriving on the red carpet with MOLLY NERDLY, representing THE ENTERPRISE, from 90210 and one half of the famed Beverly Hills Blonds... “BOX OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON! “BOO!” Rather than hog the spotlight for himself, Simon waits at the top of the stage for his partner. [size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT…![/b][/color][/size] [i]WAHAHAHAHA, WAH, WAH, WAH...[/i] LOGAN :firedevil: HOLLY :angry: COACH Somebody needs to find out who’s doing that and fire them. This is a professional show and bush league mistakes such as that shouldn’t be tolerated. BUFFER His tag team partner, accompanied by the “Angel of Death” HOLLY-WOOD, hails from Sin City and says he is the ultimate “Macho MACHO” Mann, representing the Heavenly Rockers… LOGAN USHER MANN! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” An unthinkable act a year ago, Simon greets Logan with a high-five…but is no sold. Upon realizing the moment was caught on both OAOAST cameras and his own Sicyclops, a deeply embarrassed Simon Singleton covers both lenses with his hands. COACH Oh, you must really love seeing that, right, Cole? COLE I question Simon’s judgment given their respective teams past history, but nothing will ever get me to feel sorry for that arrogant jerk. A man who’d leave his wife and kids to “live the life” is no man at all. COACH Answer me this: Do you hear his ex raising hell in the press? No! That hag loves those big checks she receives every month. Chump change for an Enterprise employee. [b][color="#FF0000"]*WHIIIR!*[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]*WHIIIR!*[/color][/b] “YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” [size="3"][color="#FF00FF"][b]It's raining men - Hallelujah[/b] It's raining men - Amen[/color][/size] BUFFER Their opponents! First, from the Windy City… DR. STEVEN PIGLEY! His partner proudly represents Los Diablos de Fuego and resides in beautiful, sunny Cabo San Lucas, Mexíco… MORACCA! Moracca and Dr. Steven put smiles on people’s faces as strut down the aisle playing to their fan base. COLE Here are two men with scores to settle. For Moracca, its revenge for the beat down he and partner Mariachi received weeks ago at the hands of the Heavenly Rockers, while Dr. Steven looks to rearrange the face of Simon Singleton after he got plunked with the Sicyclops last week. COACH First of all, Los Diablos should be glad they haven’t been deported yet. Secondly, it’s not Simon’s fault Dr. Steven is so clumsy he ran into the Sicyclops. No wonder Windy City Hospital leads the nation in malpractice suits. COLE That’s not true! The heels bail as the good guys strip their clothes off and enter. Michael Cole the lucky recipient of both Moracca’s poncho and Steven’s lab coat. COLE :D While Moracca and Steven discuss who’ll start, Logan makes it easy on Simon and exits on his own accord, causing Molly to question his commitment to the team until a death stare from Holly changes her mind. COACH Can’t say I blame Molly for backing down. Holly isn’t very fond of female Nerdlys. COLE Melody would attest to that. * DINGDINGDING * Moracca is ready to go and he wants him some of Logan Mann, but the feeling isn’t mutual. That doesn’t stop the flaming luchador from going after his prime target anyway! Fortunately Simon is there to back Logan up and clubs the Diablo from behind. *CHOP* “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP* “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” *CHOP* “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Grinning from ear to ear, Simon paintbrushes Moracca, then whips… No, it’s reversed! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! ONE… KICKOUT! The doctor is (tagged) in, and together he and Moracca perform the LOVEMATIC GRAMPA! ONE… TWO… But again Simon kicks out. His cries for help fall on deaf ears as he‘s almost beheaded by a vicious LARIAT! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Logan rakes the eyes to breakup the count! Then, while the referee deals with Moracca, Mann drags Singleton to safety and tags in once the official turns around. “BOO!” COLE You know, I could go on about the need for a second official in these types of matches but I’d just be beating a dead horse at this point. Logan stomps on Dr. Steven, and then rams him into the turnbuckle. A fury of sharp left jabs and a big right hand later, Mann whips him across to the far corner…but Pigley gets the boot up and climbs to the top! MISSLE DROPKICK! ONE… KICKOUT! A tag is made and Logan quickly heads for the hills, leaving Simon defenseless as Moracca slams him inside. The flaming luchador wrings the arm and fondles himself with Simon’s own hand! COACH Imagine the horror he must be experiencing. B.O.S.S. frees himself with a knee to the gut and a clubbing blow to the back of the head. Irish whip, but it’s reversed…and Simon counters with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! With Moracca down on the mat Logan wants in, but after being burned twice already Simon refuses his request and places the Diablo in a reverse chin lock. Logan doesn’t stand for it and yanks Simon off, shoving him into their corner so he can tag himself in. Words are exchanged but the violence remains for their opponents. Logan kicks Moracca hard upside the head and lays the badmouth on him. COACH He doesn’t look so tough now. COLE That’s because Logan waited until Moracca was grounded to face him one on one. Mann easily scoops the lightweight up and MILITARY PRESS slams him! ONE… TWO… NO, Logan scoops Moracca up for another press slam…but Moracca counters with a SUNSET FLIP! ONE… TWO… THREE!! “YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” * DINGDINGDING * LOGAN :huh: COLE OMG! OMG! OMG! COACH What the hell just happened?! COLE Perhaps the biggest upset in OAOAST history! Logan doesn’t go down quietly, decking Moracca with a WICKED LEFT HOOK. Synth arrives on the scene and the Heavenly Rockers begin putting the boots to Moracca. Dr. Steven comes to his aid but he’s jumped by the BEVERLY HILLS BLONDS! It’s 4 on 2 until MARIACHI and DR. MAX ANDERSON even the odds. COACH It’s turned into an 8-man Texas Tornado match, Cole. You got the Blonds squaring off with the Love Doctors and the Heavenly Rockers with Los Diablos. COLE All hell is breaking loose out here. Fans, we gotta take a break to restore order. Don’t you dare go away!

Moracca & Dr. Steven Pigley vs. Logan Mann & Simon Singleton

[i]Yeah, uh! Get up, now! Ow! Knock out this! Super highways, coast to coast, easy to get anywhere On the transcontinental overload, just slide behind the wheel How does it feel[/i] The late James Brown's "Living in America" blares in the background as the ALL-AMERICAN BOYS march to the ring waving Old Glory. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest, one fall with 10 minute time limit. Introducing first, from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave...FREEDOM and LIBERTY…the All-American Boys! “USA!” “USA!” “USA!” [i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] BUFFER And their opponents, led down the aisle by HOLLY-WOOD…COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time, THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Well, fans, a week has past since Los Diablos de Fuego issued a challenge to the Heavenly Rockers. A challenge the Heavenly Rockers dismissed one week ago on the program, Coach. COACH The fact of the matter is, Los Diablos aren’t in their league, Cole. Not only are the Heavenly Rockers talented musicians, they’re also former tag team champions of the world. What can you say about Los Diablos other than their biggest claim to fame is being Mexican and gay? * DINGDINGDING * Synth and Liberty exit as the bell sounds, leaving Freedom and Logan as the legal men. Freedom extends his hand to Mann, who surprisingly accepts it…and then nails the promoter of freedom and liberty throughout the world with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! COLE Logan Mann has no respect for anyone. How mighty this man of once great character has fallen in recent months. Logan quickly hooks the head and spikes Freedom into the canvas! COACH Percussion DDT! Enter Liberty to breakup the cover, but Synth gets to him first, using Logan as a springboard to level the masked patriot with a forearm smash. ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners… THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS! The match is over but the carnage is not, as Colonel Abdullah instructs Synth and Logan to punish the All-American Boys some more. [i]WAHAHAHAHA, WAH, WAH, WAH...[/i] “YEAH!” SYNTH/LOGAN :huh: COLE Hey! COACH It can’t be. The Heavenly Rockers prepare for unwelcome guests, but when no one arrives they go back to business, setting up the All-American Boys for another round of Percussion…that is until LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO burst onto the scene. The crowd erupts as the flaming luchadors take it to Synth and Logan, knocking them outside with stereo dropkicks. Ready to go for a second round, Abdullah and Holly are forced to restrain the Heavenly Rockers as OAOAST officials get in between the warring factions. COLE Oh, I think Los Diablos have the Heavenly Rockers attention now. At this time, let’s go to Tony Schiavone in the OAOAST newsroom. Viewers are mesmerized by the flashy cutting edge graphics that open the segment. [i]How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) How you feeling? (Hot hot hot) (Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot) (Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)...[/i] [size=3][b][color="#FF0000"]HOT NEWZ[/color]~![/b][/size] SCHIAVONE Columbus, Georgia, brace yourself. HeldDOWN~! comes to you LIVE next week. The event is sold out, but you can still catch all the action from the comfort of your home right here on TSM. One of the exciting bouts already signed will feature one half of The Love Doctors, Steven Pigley, and Los Diablos de Fuego, Moracca, teaming up against Logan Mann of the Heavenly Rockers and the Beverly Hills Blonds’ Simon Singleton. How those former rivals will fare as a team is anyone’s guess. But this past weekend on OAOAST Pro Wrestling my broadcast colleague Jesse “The Body” Ventura caught up with Ned Blanchard and a new and improved Simon Singleton. [b]Courtesy: [color="#800080"]OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] [quote]Jesse, the Blonds and Molly stand atop the interview stage inside the arena. VENTURA Ned Blanchard, Simon Singleton, I gotta tell you guys, what a remarkable performance you put on last Thursday night in your match against The Love Doctors. NED It was truly a team effort, Jesse, but there’s a scene that stands out above the rest. Late in the match the Docs got desperate… SIMON Real desperate. NED …and began resorting to cheap tactics. First attempted rape at Zero Hour, then aggravated assault on HeldDOWN~! Thankfully, Molly attended the self-defense course that is mandatory for all Enterprise employees and was able to fight off her attacker. SIMON While there’s no “I” in team, there is one in Simon Singleton. 2 really, but my point still stands. And I know I speak on behalf of Ned when I say our points are standing right now just standing next to Molly. MOLLY :wub: NED Look at the camera, man. They’re shooting from the waist up. All the pixilation in the world couldn’t blur it out. :lol: SIMON With her act of bravery last Thursday night, Molly earned her spot on the team. Her days as an intern are long over. NED Though she’ll continue to be paid the same wages. SIMON Molly’s moved on up to first assistant director where she’ll continue to study under the hottest director in the business today…”Box Office” Simon Singleton, or BOSS for short. VENTURA ”Box Office” Simon Singleton? That’s got a nice ring to it. Back to you, Schiavone. [/quote] SCHIAVONE Thank you very much, Jesse. With this piece of Hot Newz, I’m Tony Schiavone. The hard hitting wrestling of the OAOAST returns after this time out.

Artistic opening from Patty. Good thing Tony and Jesse still have Syndicated or the OAOAST would be fighting an age discrimination suit! BHB/CPA vs. LoveGen: Hot match to start the show. Ned stole the spotlight with his bare ass. Hilarious. Love Doctors vs. Theodore Moneymaker & Christian Wright: You gotta admire Mackie and CPA for coming out with Teddy/CW after a tough loss. EWC pretty much hit the nail on the head regarding the Docs. With the recent heel turn of the Heavenly Rockers, the tag division is soft on legit baby face contenders so teams will be given a chance to shine. The Love Doctors are the fourth babyface team at best, behind COD, the LSGS and D*LUX. Heat vs. James Riggs: Nice touch with the pre-match promo. EWC brought it here. You could tell both guys wanted the match. It also made me realize most of our female valets are married to the men they’re managing. There’s Zack and Candie (when she’s around), Logan and Holly, PR and Ms. Lindsay and JR/Staci. Interesting. at that HI-YAH video ad. Chamber of Hell 3: As I stated at the time the match was announced, this would be a suitable replacement for War Games, which is why Zero Hour was spared during the PPV cutback in the first place, and boy did it deliver. Sandman9000‘s return and subsequent title win was quite a surprise. Got a kick out of imaging Michael Buffer say motherfucker. The Halloween Spectacular poster is bad ass. MGHWC vs. COD: Words cannot do this justice. Simply awesome. Penalty Shootout: I don’t know much about soccer, but I know what I like and I liked this. Who knew describing penalty kicks could be so entertaining? Pretty cool beat down afterward. Ladder match for OAOAST Championship: Like Alf, I also thought PR would get the title here. Non-stop action with plenty of wild spots. Match of the Night: Tha Puerto Rican vs. Zack Malibu vs. Landon Maddix Quote of the Show: “Rico doesn't get much love here in the states but down Brazil, he's one of the countries heroes. The women's soccer team likes to rub his mustache for good luck.”

Let's see if I remember how to use the booking thread. Heavenly Rockers promo The Love Doctors vs. Beverly Hills Blonds Yep. Still got it.

Part II of II [b][color="#FF8C00"]HeldDOWN~![/color] The Match Continues…[/b] We return to the sight of Ned Blanchard stomping a mud hole in Max Anderson. He brings the doctor out of the corner and plants him in the center of the ring with a vertical suplex. The cover. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT. Blanchard smashes Anderson face-first into Simon’s boots. Singleton accepts the tag and the Blonds deliver a double back elbow to the heart of Dr. Max. Leaping knee drop finds its mark and Simon covers. ONE… TWO… Save by Dr. Steven! The Blonds put the boots to Anderson while referee Nick Patrick deals with Steven. Not to mention the illegal switch that occurs as well. As the announcers bicker over whether a second referee is needed for tag bouts, apparently the new talking point for all Australian rule matches, the Handsome Hustler executes a flawless snap mare and spikes the point of the elbow into Anderson’s sternum! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT with semi-authority, which doesn’t go unnoticed by the Blonds. Sensing Anderson may have developed a second wind, the Blonds look to score with a high-impact maneuver. Ned lifts Max for a suplex as Simon climbs to the top, but Max floats over and pushes the Handsome Hustler into Simon, causing the strawberry blond to CROTCH HIMSELF ON THE BUCKLE! SIMON :o Ned shoots back at Max and into a SLEEPER HOLD! COLE How about that? It was a sleeper that beat The Love Doctors at Zero Hour and it very well could be a sleeper that picks up the win for them tonight. COACH The only difference is Ned won’t quit. Jawbreaker frees Ned from Max’s clutches, but takes a lot out of both men. When it appears The Love Doctors are close to making the tag Simon enters the ring, which immediately grabs the eye of Nick Patrick. “YEAH!” A cheer goes up as the tag is made, but it’s disallowed because the referee didn’t see it. “BOO!” COLE Oh, come on! COACH (laughs) Simon Singleton, smarter than your average blond. While Steven receives an explanation from the referee, the Blonds perform their patent DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! Another illegal switch is made and so is the cover. ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! The pin is broken up by Steven Pigley, still steaming over the blown call moments ago. Scoop slam on its way, but Max slips out over the top and nails Simon with a FLATLINER! COLE This may be the break Max needs to make the tag. He desperately needs to tag in the fresh man. Figuring it worked so well the first time, Ned distracts the ref while the Docs tag, causing Dr. Steven and fans alike to fume with rage when the exchange is overruled. Meanwhile, the Blonds try to capitalize with a double suplex, but having had enough Steven attacks them from behind. COACH This guy has no regard for the rules, Cole. That’s a flagrant violation right there. All 4 men brawl inside while the referee desperately attempts to restore order. The Blonds quell the uprising with a pair of thumb to the eyes, then look to whip Max and Steven into each other, but the Docs reverse and the Blonds collide! COACH Who are the legal men? COLE Simon and Max I think. The Love Doctors knock Ned out to the floor with a double dropkick and drop a MORPHINE BOMB on Simon! Dr. Steven covers! COACH He‘s not the legal man, Cole! And Molly knows that as well, as she hops on the apron to protest, while continuing to film of course. COLE Not this crap again! We saw Mackenzie DeCenzo pull that stunt at Zero Hour. COACH Yeah, and it worked. Just like it’s going to work now. Besides, she’s arguing a valid point. How in the hell could the referee not know who the legal man is? COLE You didn’t know. COACH Because I’m too busy carrying your ass to a hearable broadcast. Molly soon finds herself up close and personal with Dr. Steven Pigley. Nick Patrick does his part to keep the peace, but Ned Blanchard escalates the violence, tossing Steven outside. But he, too, goes tumbling over the top courtesy of a clothesline from Dr. Max, who is immediately rolled up by Simon! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Steven reverses! ONE… TWO… Simon kicks Dr. Anderson forward into the direction of Molly, who shoots from her POV as she CLOCKS MAX WITH THE SICLOPSE CAMERA! COACH That shot alone just won her a cinematography award at next year’s Oscars. School boy! ONE… TWO… THREE! * DINGDINGDING * By the time Steven breaks up the count it’s too late, as Simon rolls off and celebrates with Ned and Molly outside. BUFFER Here are your winners… THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDESSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE I can’t believe it. The Love Doctors got jobbed. COACH Maybe they’ll finally get the hint and keep asking for matches against The Enterprise. COLE I highly doubt that. The Love Doctors want to face the best competition in the world and everybody knows that’s in the OAOAST. Right now they’re earning their Ph.D. in the school of hard knocks. And we’ll be back.

Part I of II Begins with a Heavenly Rockers promo, btw. [b][color="#FF8C00"]This Past Sunday[/color] [color="#4169E1"]ZERO HOUR[/color] Courtesy: [color="#FF0000"]OAOAST Home Entertainment[/color][/b] [quote]With the crowd behind her, Melody weakly crawls to her corner… “YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” …and makes the tag, but Charles Robinson is distracted by Logan‘s cry for help. Of course it’s all a ruse to prevent the referee from seeing the tag. As the referee tends to Logan, Holly stuns fans worldwide by DDT’ing Melody! * COLLECTIVE GASP * COLE What the hell?! No! * CLIP * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time...THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Disgusted by the shocking turn of events, fans bombard the ring with debris as Holly-Wood assaults Melody. COLE Holly, you were supposed to be her friend! How could you!? PERCUSSION DDT leaves Melody flat on her stomach. Then Holly comes face to face with her estranged husband Logan Mann…and the two HUG! COACH What a Kodak moment, Cole. Husband and wife together again. Randy Savage and Elizabeth got nothing on Lolly. I’m starting to tear up. COLE I want to throw up. A 4 on 1 beat down ensues until LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO make the save with the aid of a pitchfork and rhinestone belt. Words are exchanged but not much else as OAOAST officials do an excellent job defusing the situation, escorting the Heavenly Rockers backstage.[/quote] We cut to Michael Cole at Sofa Central, joined via satellite by the Heavenly Rockers inside their Sin City recording studio. COLE Thanks for staying with us, ladies and gentlemen. You’ve seen the footage, now let’s hear from the perpetrators in Sunday night’s heinous assault, as the Heavenly Rockers, Colonel Abdullah Nerdly and yes, Holly-Wood have been kind enough to appear on the program, although I can‘t say I‘m too thrilled to about it. LOGAN :asshole2: ABDULLAH Is that how you welcome guests, by insulting them? How can the country built on freedom of speech and expression claim such a thing when it slams those with differing viewpoints? COLE What occurred Sunday night was no freedom of expression, sir. It was borderline criminal assault! ABULLAH :firedevil: LOGAN Calm down, Colonel. Let me handle this. Michael Cole, instead of editorializing you ought to be on your hands and knees thanking us for granting this world exclusive. The Today show, Oprah, Diane Sawyer and Barbara Walters all flooded our HQ looking to land the hottest interview in town. Everybody wants to hear from the Heavenly Rockers. They want to know how Holly could turn her back like that on Melody, the broad who looks up to my wife the same way millions of young girls do her. It’s no secret the most honest people on earth are rock stars and our friends in the adult entertainment industry. Well today’s your lucky day, because it just so happens we‘re not only rock stars... COACH Oh, my God! You and Holly have a sex tape?! LOGAN And not just with each other either. COACH :o HOLLY :wub: LOGAN As I was saying, the Heavenly Rockers aren’t only rock stars; they’re the greatest rock ’n’ wrestling band of all-time! SYNTH :headbang: LOGAN So without further ado, back by popular demand, the original trio of bad boys and nasty girl together again. The Angel of Death who’ll tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the brutally honest truth…my wife Holly-Wood! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Lolly share a sloppy wet kiss, to the delight of Synth. HOLLY The bitch is back and raising more hell than ever! Rather than ask why, which is so cliché, people should be saying about time. It’s about time Melody realized her role in wrestling, and that’s she has none. Melody, here’s a free piece of advice, hon: grow up! Seriously, is it really that big of a shock I decided to spike Melody on her head? Anybody who’s spent 5 minutes with her knows she’ll drive you insane with her geeky behavior. I don’t care about the newest cheats you learned watching that awful G4 channel. I don’t want to camp out in front of a GameStop to buy a game featuring a phony solider at 12 midnight. The one thing that kept me sane was the surprise we had in store for her at Zero Hour. COLE So it was a set-up? HOLLY Duh, stupid! From the beginning. Once we got rid of the Lone Star Gunslingers I knew I could wrap Melody around my little finger. A simple request and she’d be jumping through flaming hoops for me. Worked like a charm. Putting to use my previous skills as a publicist, I leaked word of a pending divorce from Logan and everybody bought it. Melody even tried to hook me up with one of her brothers. Of course I sent word to Logan and now the Sk8ter Boiz are on the disable list along with the Gunslingers. LOGAN :) COLE This was pre-mediated! LOGAN And just like Phil Spector, we got away with it! COLE Before we let you go, what about Los Diablos de Fuego? SYNTH What about them homies? COLE Do you accept their challenge or not? LOGAN You mean that wasn’t some fan boy posting BS online? Los Diablos really want a shot at us? ABDULLAH Please, the Heavenly Rockers have their sights on bigger and better things, namely the One & Only World tag team championship. However, if Los Diablos wish to engage in athletic competition, perhaps my dearest sister Melody can lend them her copy of the latest OAOAST video game because that’s the closest they’ll come. Praise Abdullah and the Heavenly Rockers! [b][color="#FF0000"]*WHIIIR!*[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]*WHIIIR!*[/color][/b] [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I] The satellite feed ends as The Love Doctors head to the squared circle. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Windy City, at a total combine weight of 436 pounds, MAX ANDERSON and STEVEN PIGLEY…THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Anderson and Pigley send the ladies into a frenzy by removing their lab coats. One overzealous female admirer jumps the railing and pals around with Doctors of Love until she’s pounced on by security and inexplicably the Kansas City Chiefs mascot. COLE The Heavenly Rockers might have taken Los Diablos de Fuego’s challenge lightheartedly, but I assure you Moracca and Mariachi are dead serious about it. Anyway, Coach, our next match has The Love Doctors facing the Beverly Hills Blonds. COACH Yeah, it seems as though the Docs are having a hard time getting over their loss to Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright at Zero Hour and asked for a rematch, which sources inside the OAOAST say Teddy and CW were up for but they had prior engagements to attend. COLE That’s their story and they’re sticking to it, right? COACH Like they’d lie. [I]Call me (call me) on the line Call me, call me any, anytime[/I] The red carpet is rolled out and the Blonds mockingly wave to the crowd, pretending the boos are really cheers. Of course this is all filmed by Molly Nerdly. BUFFER And their opponents, now arriving on the red carpet with MOLLY NERDLY, represent the Enterprise...from Beverly Hills 90210, total combine weight 460 pounds… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE BEVERLY HILLS BLLLLOOOOOOOONDESSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COACH On behalf of everyone in the OAOAST, congratulations to Molly for pulling a George Jefferson by moving on up the totem poll. I understand she’s now the first assistant director for all Beverly Hills Blonds projects. COLE I wonder who she had to sleep with for that promotion. COACH :huh: * DINGDINGDING * Dr. Steven Pigley shows a ton of fire, going right after Simon Singleton at the sound of the bell, but Simon takes a rain check and bails to the floor where Molly documents the conversation between him and Ned. Whatever the Handsome Hustler said has Simon ready to go, as he grabs a side headlock out of a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Pigley shoves him off to the ropes and a CRISS-CROSS ensues. Singleton is the first to blink, dropping down before going up for a leapfrog…but Dr. Steven puts on the brakes and The Love Doctors nail Simon with THE LOVEMATIC GRAMPA! ONE… KICKOUT! Singleton staggers to his feet and is placed in a side headlock. The hold is reapplied following a tag, but Simon sends Dr. Max in for the ride…only to be brought down in a SUNSET FLIP! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Simon rakes the eyes and whips Anderson hard to the buckle, but the Doctor of Love leaps onto the middle rope and back at him with a reverse cross body! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! The Blonds tag and Ned comes in swinging, his brawling ability too much for the technically gifted high flying MD to combat. Irish whip, but Max ducks a back elbow and counters Blanchard’s Thesz Press with the famed ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER!! COLE Everybody in the company has one, but I don’t think anyone has it perfected quite like Max Anderson, MD. ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO!! Simon breaks up the pin and taunts the crowd, pointing to his head while Molly captures the moment on video. “BOO!” Until Simon is spun around and floored! “YEAH!” COLE There’s a scene you won’t see in the Beverly Hills Blonds cut of the match. COACH Because the scene’s irrelevant to the story. Blanchard is whipped in and over with a double backdrop, then rammed into Dr. Steven‘s boot. The tag is made and Pigley connects on a big time LARIAT! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Placed in a headlock Ned is rapidly punched in the face. He fires Steven into the corner but the doctor bounces out and barrels through him with a shoulder tackle! Fortunately for the Blonds, Ned lands near their corner and is able to tag out. The Love Doctors decide to do the same and the new legal men, Simon Singleton and Max Anderson, lockup. Simon drives the knee into the gut and clubs Max across the neck. The sound of fleshing meeting flesh echoes throughout the arena as Simon chops Max against the ropes. With a handful of hair in his possession, Simon attempts a hip toss, but Max counters with a monkey flip and dropkick! Singleton reverses the ensuing Irish whip and snaps Anderson over with a swinging neck breaker after a knee to the back courtesy of Ned Blanchard. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT. COLE Fans, we have to take a commercial break. But the tape machines are rolling. Should the match end while we’re away we’ll replay the conclusion after this time out.

I'll second that. And I'll third that. Thanks for the awesome graphics throughout the years Papacita.

Note to KC: The board sorta played tricks with me so I don't know if you got my last PM (nothing important was said so I didn't bother to resend it). If you didn't, just want to let you know I'm down with your plans for NR. [b][color="#FF0000"]*WHIIIR!*[/color] [color="#FF00FF"]*WHIIIR!*[/color][/b] [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I] Women rush the aisle to catch a glimpse of the strip-teasing Love Doctors, some of whom hurl bra and panties their direction! BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Windy City, at a total combine weight of 436 pounds, MAX ANDERSON and STEVEN PIGLEY…THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" The Doctors of Love surprise two lucky female fans with a stethoscope and co-signed clipboard, then give hearty thumbs up after liberating their oiled physiques from its repressive white lab coats. COLE What a feather in the cap it’d be for The Love Doctors, former and longest reigning HI-YAH tag titleholders, if they manage to defeat Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright, the first ever One & Only World tag team champions. They’d rocket back up the Top 10 in a heartbeat. COACH That’s still around? Must be under lock and key next to the Wellness Policy. Anyway, the stars would have to align for them to beat Teddy and CW. Sources close to the Enterprise tell me the pair have been preparing for this night ever since Anderson and Pigley reneged on their agreement. The Enterprise is a generous organization, Cole, and they don’t appreciate it when people try to take advantage of that. How come nobody’s condemned the Docs for not repaying Teddy’s loan? Where’s the outrage from the Democratic presidential candidates?! [I]Tailored suits, show of your cars Fine hotels and big cigars Up for grabs, up for a price Where the red hot girls keep on dancing through the night[/I] “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Amused by the hostility, the OAOAST’s sharp dressed men (and woman) calmly proceed to the ring under the protection of their burly bodyguard/Director of Security CPA. COACH There’s one bodyguard you’ll never hear spilling client secrets to Matt Lauer. COLE Of course not. He’s too well paid and cared for. Although I’m sure he has stories to sell. BUFFER Their opponents, representing the Enterprise and accompanied by MACKENZIE DECENZO… THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! Theodore and CW become the envy of men worldwide when Mackenzie strips them of their attire, a subtle dig at The Love Doctors. * DINGDINGDING * Dr. Max Anderson and Theodore Moneymaker circle around before leaning in to lockup, and the Billion Dollar Heir gains the upper hand with an arm drag, which earns him a hand from Mackenzie and CW. “BOOOOOOO!” Theodore gives Max a chance to redeem himself, locking back up with the Love Doctor, but again flings him across the squared circle. This time Max suffers the indignity of having Teddy bow and laugh in his face. Riding high on arrogance, Moneymaker agrees to hook ‘em up once more, but third time’s the charm for Anderson who scores on a body slam. It’s as good as it gets for him, though, as the Billion Dollar Heir reverses an Irish whip and leapfrogs the MD on the rebound. But Max is able to put on the brakes and surprise Theodore with a quick roll up! ONE… KICKOUT! Moneymaker storms to his feet and charges into a hip toss, followed by a dropkick and arm drag into the arm bar. Teddy sits up and returns to a vertical base, then hurls Max towards the Enterprise corner and a right hand from Christian Wright. The Natural assumes the role of legal man and pummels Anderson in the corner with an array of European uppercuts and knife-edge chops. Wright then attempts to whip him to the far corner, but it’s reversed and CW shoots out into an arm drag. Max bars the arm and brings Christian to the Love Doctors corner. Dr. Steven accepts the tag and crashes down onto Wright’s outstretched arm with a SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT LEGDROP! COLE Oh, my! What an incredibly athletic maneuver! Pigley immediately places CW back in the arm bar, but the Enterprise financial analyst responds with a knee to the midsection and a jarring European uppercut. A series of chops leave Steven clutching his chest, and then Christian fires him into the ropes, missing on a clothesline as Pigley ducks under and snaps him over with a CRUCIFIX BOMB!! ONE… TWO… But only two, as Theodore is there to breakup the pin. Dr. Max doesn’t appreciate that and lets Teddy know by decking him. Mackenzie DeCenzo freaks as The Love Doctors backdrop the Billion Dollar Heir and knock CW out to the floor with a double dropkick! “YYEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” COACH Come on, ref. That wasn’t fair. Both Love Doctors were in there longer than the allotted 5 seconds. After a conference call on the outside, Theodore Moneymaker returns as the legal man and locks up with Dr. Steven, who he brings down with a drop toehold and places in a hammerlock. Pigley reverses out but Moneymaker counters back and paintbrushes him! COLE How insulting. The Billion Dollar Heir grabs a side headlock and is shoved off into the ropes, only to barrel through Dr. Steven on the rebound. Moneymaker briefly considers going for a quick cover but decides to hit the near side instead, skipping over the top and then under a leapfrog before running into a LARIAT! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Steven rams Teddy into the turnbuckle and tags Dr. Max, who rattles Moneymaker with palm strikes and spinning back fists. Barely able to stand, the Billion Dollar Heir falls to a knee after reversing an Irish whip…and Christian Wright makes Max Anderson pay with a knee to the spine of the back! ONE… TWO… NO! Max kicks out and has his face smashed into the boot of CW, then is choked on the middle rope by Mackenzie as Theodore converses with the referee! COLE Turn around, ref! COACH Oh, yeah. Now you’re crying. Where were the tears when the Enterprise was illegally double-teamed? COLE That’s apart of tag team wrestling, Coach. Choking a man is not. It’s illegal and dangerous. Wright and Moneymaker double team Anderson in their corner while Dr. Steven is restrained by the referee. COACH Remember, Cole, that’s apart of tag team wrestling. You even said it yourself. Theodore goes back to work on Max, raking the laces of the boot across the eyes. A tag is made and the Enterprise shove Anderson into their corner with authority. Dr. Max crumbles on all fours and is kicked hard upside the head. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT. CW sends Dr. Steven in for the ride and snaps him over with a power slam…THAT’S COUNTERED INTO A DDT! “OH!” Rather than go for the pin Steven tags in the fresh doctor, despite Theodore’s best attempt. Anderson floors Moneymaker with a right and backdrops him out of the corner, then clotheslines both he and Wright separately. A flying headscissors takeover brings Teddy closer to his associate CW, until Dr. Max tries the same on him and eats a STUN GUN for his trouble, smacking hard on the apron as he tumbles to the arena floor! COACH Dr. Max Anderson may be out of it, Cole. Man, did he hit the floor hard. The referee backs Christian away from the ropes to allow Max room to enter, but all it really does is allow Moneymaker to slam Anderson on the outside! COLE There’s a perfect example as to why a second official is needed for tag bouts. It’d prevent garbage like that. Dr. Max is tossed back in and planted mid-ring with a belly-to-belly suplex. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT. CW drives Anderson into the knee of Theodore Moneymaker. The tag is made and the Billion Dollar Heir delivers a second rope double axe handle smash. ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Following a snap mare takeover Theodore Moneymaker drops A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS! He taunts Dr. Steven with the universal sign of money and then stomps Dr. Max in the face! MONEYMAKER :lol: Theodore attempts to scoop Max for a slam, but he rolls through with a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! COLE The Love Doctors a half-a-count away from defeating Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. It was [I]that close[/I]. Anderson’s surge of energy has the crowd believing again, but their hopes are soon dashed when Moneymaker fakes a charge, getting the doctor to set low for a backdrop to counter with a swinging neck breaker! COACH Further proof Teddy is the smartest man in wrestling. Anderson got sucked right in. Tag made, and this time Wright connects on his SNAP POWERSLAM! ONE… TWO… Save by Dr. Steven! The Enterprise doesn’t like that but they use it to their advantage, putting the boots to Max Anderson while the referee deals with an emotional Steven Pigley. “BOOOOOOOOOOO!” MACKIE :) Irish whip, and CW places Max in a SLEEPER HOLD! COACH The Love Doctors shift is almost over, Cole. Max’s starting to lose consciousness. Steven rallies the crowd behind his partner, feverishly slapping the top turnbuckle to stir up a clap and succeeds. Before the referee even has a chance to check for signs of life Max rises to his feet and lifts CW for a back suplex, but he floats over and spikes him down with an INVERTED DDT that sucks the air out of the arena! ONE… TWO… THREE! NO!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" WRIGHT :huh: COLE Christian Wright nor Theodore Moneymaker and Mackenzie DeCenzo can believe it. I can’t either for that matter. Unbelievable! COACH How the hell did he kick out! “Finish him!“ screams Moneymaker. A company man all the way, Wright is eager to please his boss…BUT MISSES A MIDDLE ROPE ELBOW DROP! “YYEEAAAHHHHH!” Both CW and Max seek to make the tag, but it’s Wright who achieves the task first, followed thereafter by Anderson. MONEYMAKER :o Dr. Steven Pigley hammers away on the Billion Dollar Heir, and then shoots him off to the far side and overhead with a BAAAAACK body drop! Pigley thwarts Christian Wright’s blindside attack with a hip toss, and then a standing dropkick. DOUBLE COCONUT sends CW to the floor but not out of harm’s way, as Dr. Max Anderson crashes into him with a TOPE CON HILO! MACKIE :bubbles: Theodore Moneymaker catches Dr. Pigley spending too much time staring at the carnage outside the ring and clubs him across the back of the neck. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” After a series of punishing chops Teddy whips Steven into the ropes, but misses a clothesline and gets spiked on his head with a FLATLINER! “YYEEAAAHHHHH!” Mackenzie DeCenzo climbs onto the apron to divert the attention of the referee. COLE Can’t you see what she’s doing, ref? Turn around and count the pin! 1-2-3-4-5. Dr. Steven confronts the blonde bombshell and plants a big wet one on her! MACKIE :angry: Mackie wipes her lips in disgust and retaliates with a slap to the face…but Steven ducks and knocks her off the apron into the arms of CPA below with a hip swivel to the BUTT! COACH He hit a woman! COLE He did not! It was only a love tap. COACH The hell it was. He had malicious intent. Contrary to Coach’s belief, Dr. Steven is a true gentlemen, evident by the fact he waits until CPA places Mackie down before wiping him out with a PESCADO! COACH Aw, this guy is a piece of work, Cole. He manhandles women and is a cheap shot artist. The doctor rolls in and checks his imaginary watch for the TIME OF DEATH. “YYEEAAAHHHHH!” Pigley scoops Moneymaker up for the Michinoku Driver…but Teddy floats over and locks him in THE BANK VAULT! COLE Oh, no! Come on, Steven. Hang on! COACH But how long can he really last, Cole? Nobody’s broken the Bank Vault. As his eyes begin to roll in the back of his head, Dr. Steven desperately reaches for the ropes, or perhaps his partner who is still laid out on the floor along with Christian Wright, but with nowhere to go he has no choice but to TAP. * DINGDINGDING * Theodore shoves Steven to the ground as CW rejoins him in the ring to celebrate. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the team of THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE The Love Doctors with a valiant effort, but in the end it wasn’t enough to defeat Wright and Moneymaker. COACH Boy will Max Anderson feel like a real idiot after watching the video of this. If he hadn’t taken that stupid high-risk move he’d have been there to break the Vault. COLE Be that as it may, it was a helluva match nonetheless. And we should have another good one coming up next.

Not as strong as last week’s show IMO, but a good one nonetheless. Seems like ages since SJ last wrestled, and it probably has been. The Leon/Maggie/Jade/D*LUX segment was fun stuff, especially the text messaging part. Good to see the US title coming back, as it means we’re finally simplifying the title situation which has been out of control for years (thankfully the writers were able to come up with great material). Leave it to Patty to take another tag team under his wing (and get a win no less!), even if Detective Bosley has become Rico’s long lost brother. MOTN: TK/Brock vs. Alf/Felix Quote of the Show: “Ah, see, here's the thing, see... uh... budget cuts! Yeah, they just extended everybody's contracts. Eighty-four active wrestlers, wouldn't you know it! Lots of downpayments. So, out go the microphones. Always the first thing to go. I just hope they spare our nameplates." -- Leon Rodez

Not sure if KC planned on doing the 10 man this week or dropped those plans altogether, so I wrote this just in case. [b][COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!*[/COLOR][/b] The wailing sirens drive women out of their seats and towards the guardrail as Robert Palmer's "Bad Case of Lovin' You" plays television's newest hot doctors to the ring. BUFFER The following tag team bout is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle, MAX ANDERSON and STEVEN PIGLEY... THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" BUFFER Their opponents. First, from Galvaston, Texas, weighing 288 pounds...GUS GOMEZ! His tag team partner, from Macon, Georiga, 228 pounds, BILL CURLY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Garica and Curly heel it up while the Doctors strip to their trunks. :wub: :wub: :wub: COLE This Sunday night live on pay-per-view The Love Doctors will finally get their hands on the men who have attempted to smear their good name since rejecting a proposed business deal that led to COD regaining the tag team championship. On cue, we pan up to THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT in their private suite. COACH Spin it all you want, Cole, but the Docs are idiots for turning the Enterprise down. Just like the U.S. government bailed out Chrysler back in the day, Theodore Moneymaker offered to do the same for The Love Doctors, but they got all high and mighty. Let’s also not forget the fact they didn’t even bother repaying the loan given to them. Instead they go out and make a promotional video to hype their return to the OAOAST! * DINGDINGDING * The Love Doctors devote much of their attention to Wright and Moneymaker high above, but they’re all business once the bell sounds, as Steven Pigley demonstrates by grounding the chunky Gus Gomez with a drop toehold. Gomez rises to his feet trapped in a side headlock and shoves Pigley off to the ropes, but the good doctor makes him pay by leapfrogging a backdrop and following up with a body slam. Dr. Max tags in and staggers Gus with a series of SPINNING BACKFISTS, then a big time BAAAAACK body drop! Gomez quickly tags out, but his redneck partner doesn’t fare any better, as he’s placed in an arm-wringer upon entering. A tag is made and the Docs wring Curly’s arms, then drop him flat on his back with a double hip toss. Dr. Steven adjusts his elbow pad as Bill returns to a vertical base and clocks him with a vicious LARIAT! Another tag leads to an ANDERSON SPINEBUSTER, followed by the Docs patent GURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * [I]Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you[/I] BUFFER Here are your winners… THE LOVE DOCTORS! The Docs have a staredown with Wright and Moneymaker. COLE Another impressive outing for television’s hottest young doctors. You better believe Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright will have their hands full with them Sunday night at Zero Hour. COACH Yeah, but the Docs are in over their heads going up against the smartest tag team in wrestling. Teddy and CW are going to make them repay the loan with their careers. COLE Fans, the action continues right after this word from the OAOAST. [b]THIS SUNDAY…[/b] The Heavenly Rockers appear in front of their computer generated backdrop -- halo over [color="#A0522D"]gold angel wings[/color] and [color="#0000FF"]group‘s name written above in blue letters[/color]. LOGAN Angels of Death, your date with fate is here and it won’t be seven minutes in heaven sayeth Logan Usher Mann! ABDULLAH :firing: Sister Melody, Holly-Wood. Praise Abdullah and the Heavenly Rockers! SYNTH :headbang: [b]LIVE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW[/b] Now to the Angels of Death and their CG backdrop -- a feminine grim reaper with the AoD name dripping off it’s bloody weapon. HOLLY Logan, you’ve said my only talent is “head banging.” Well at Zero Hour I’m going to prove how right you are when I bang your head together with Synth’s. MELODY Yeah, you meanies! This Sunday night you’re going down! [b]SPECIAL TAG TEAM ATTRACTION… [color="#0000FF"]The Heavenly Rockers[/color] vs. [color="#FF0000"]The Angels of Death[/color] [size="3"][color="#2E8B57"]ZERO HOUR[/color][/size][/b]

I thought last week’s show was really good (too lazy to leave feedback then, but the pressure is on this time with somebody other than me leaving some), especially with the return of the wide-eyed hamster! That said, this week was even better. Really digged the opening Fatal 4 Way. I’m a mark for Brock (anytime he’s in there with Alfdogg it’s always good) and have a soft spot for Chris Stevens, so I was pleased to see him sneak out with the win. Los Conquistadors needed company in the JTTS tag team division. And yes, the AAB used to go by numbers, figured it was about time they got names for simplicity’s sake. Candie namedropping! How long has it been since she’s appeared on the show? Gotta be awhile now. Did Faqu get his bad ass Samoan nickname? Don’t think I’ve since him referred to the “Samoan Wrecking Ball” before. Then again, I could have skipped over it in the past. Love the way KC uses Syndicated to advance storylines. Next week’s Penalty Shootout has got to be a first in not just e-fed wrestling, but wrestling in general. The OAOAST once again the innovators in wrestling! Have I ever bashed a COD promo before? No, and I don’t plan on starting now. Great stuff from Patty. The ME was strong. Liked how it played off last week’s handicap match. Match of the Night: Chris Stevens vs. TK vs. Alfdogg vs. Brock Quote of the Show: “Chris Stevens tasting his own trash can, and I can say from experience, that is not a pleasant taste!” -- So out of nowhere it was great.

[i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team attraction is scheduled for one fall. Now playing, COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the “GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time“...THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! Ethic slurs and a chorus of boos greet the aforementioned trio, including a purse-swinging granny who manages to knock the cowboy hat off Col. Abdullah’s head! COACH Talk about walking into hostile territory. The Colonel may need to hire the services of CPA before the night is done, Cole. COLE There might not be much left of the Heavenly Rockers once Holly and Melody are through with them. "Another Body Murdered" kicks up and the Angels of Death turn it up a notch, bursting onto the stage to a thunderous ovation. BUFFER Their opponents, who tonight are fighting for their honor and pride, MELODY NERDLY and HOLLY-WOOD…THE ANGELS OF DEATH~!! “YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Holly and Melody go around the ring slapping hands and talking trash. Then, as the girls round the corner to climb the steel steps… * BOOM * …Col. Abdullah CLOBBERS HOLLY ACROSS THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” MELODY :o COLE That no good, dirty rotten son of a…! How could he do such a thing? The man has no morals! COACH Hey, if you want to fight with the men, expect to be treated like one. The ringside area becomes swamped with officials and EMTs. Col. Abdullah orders his team to destroy Melody as Holly is loaded onto a stretcher. Logan Mann is happy to oblige, grabbing an unsuspecting Melody Nerdly by her hair and drags the blonde beauty inside, knocking her unconscious with a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! COLE Oh, no! COACH She’s out and out cold, Cole. The match was over before it even begun. All Logan’s got to do is cover her and it’s off to the showers. * DINGDINGDING * The Heavenly Rockers have other ideas in mind, however, as the bell official sounds. At the Colonel‘s urging, Synth and Logan punish Melody some more. Mann smacks Melody around to wake her, and then stomps her hard in the chest! The men from Sin City make a tag and suplex Melody, which Synth follows with a SECOND ROPE ELBOW DROP! ONE… TWO… NO! Synth lifts Melody’s head off the canvas and slams her in the center. Logan is tagged in and he comes off the top with a DOUBLE KNEEDROP ONTO THE HEART OF MELODY! ONE… TWO… But only two, as the Heavenly Rockers once again break their own pin! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE The fans are livid and I don’t blame them. What’s going on right now is sickening. I strongly urge referee Charles Robinson to stop the damn match. Another tag is made and Logan power bombs Melody as Synth descends from the heavens with a leg drop! COACH Electric Melody! A perfect way to cap the night. ONE… TWO… “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The crowd is damn near ready to riot, figuratively speaking of course, as Synth decides to roll off and tag out. Just when all seems lost… ABDULLAH :huh: “YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” …HOLLY-WOOD reappears with OAOAST officials begging her to return backstage. COLE Holly’s come to even the odds! COACH She’s in no condition to wrestle, Cole. It’d be morally wrong to let her compete. COLE Since when did you start giving a damn about morality? It’s her choice. Holly’s pent up her frustration with Logan long enough, and she gets to help her friend in the process. Set-up for a double Percussion DDT, Melody falls to her knees and delivers a pair of desperation LOW BLOWS as everyone is too busy staring at Holly! COACH That’s a disqualification! Robinson wasn’t out of position, he’s playing favorites! With the crowd behind her, Melody weakly crawls to her corner… “YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” …and makes the tag, but Charles Robinson is distracted by Logan‘s cry for help. Of course it’s all a ruse to prevent the referee from seeing the tag. As the referee tends to Logan, Holly stuns fans worldwide by DDT’ing Melody! * COLLECTIVE GASP * COLE What the hell?! No! Holly exits as Logan leaps to his feet and places one foot on Melody‘s chest. COACH Oh, my God, Cole, it’s a miracle! Not only did Holly see the light, but Logan was healed! ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the greatest rock ‘n’ wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time...THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Disgusted by the shocking turn of events, fans bombard the ring with debris as Holly-Wood assaults Melody. COLE Holly, you were supposed to be her friend! How could you!? PERCUSSION DDT leaves Melody flat on her stomach. Then Holly comes face to face with her estranged husband Logan Mann…and the two HUG! COACH What a Kodak moment, Cole. Husband and wife together again. Randy Savage and Elizabeth got nothing on Lolly. I’m starting to tear up. COLE I want to throw up. A 4 on 1 beat down ensues until [b][color="#FF00FF"]LOS DIABLOS DE FUEGO[/color][/b] make the save with the aid of a pitchfork and rhinestone belt. Words are exchanged but not much else as OAOAST officials do an excellent job defusing the situation, escorting the Heavenly Rockers backstage. COLE We haven’t seen Los Diablos since they were assaulted by the Heavenly Rockers weeks ago. Thank God for them or this could have turned ugly fast. But it all makes sense now -- Holly refusing to train for the match, saying she gets everything she wants no matter what. Like the Heavenly Rockers were of the Lone Star Gunslingers popularity, Holly-Wood was jealous of Melody. She must’ve concocted this whole scheme. COACH Jealous? You got to be kidding me! Melody was a hanger-on. She must’ve drove Holly crazy with her geeky attitude. COLE Melody’s a unique taste, no doubt about it, but she didn’t deserve this. Holly’s shown her true colors and its bitch yellow.

Had no intention of writing a match this week, but this came about pretty quickly. James Brown‘s “Living in America” plays the flag waving All-American Boys to the ring. BUFFER The following contest on HeldDOWN~!, tag team action scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave…FREEDOM and LIBERTY…THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! “YYEEEAAAAHHHHHHH!” COLE How about that, Coach? We now know the names of these masked patriots. Freedom and Liberty. I love it. COACH Especially in airport restrooms! “Money Talks” by AC/DC hits and the crowd immediately begins to direct its venom towards the two guys, a girl and a briefcase. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by their Chief Financial Officer MACKENZIE DECENZO, representing the Enterprise, the former One & Only World tag team champions…THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Theodore laughs manically as he climbs up the steel steps flashing the universal sign of money (fingers). Inside, Mackenzie helps CW remove his red jacket, revealing a physique that would pass any Wellness Policy in the world (because he‘s The Natural, silly). COLE Here are the men who will square off against The Love Doctors at Zero Hour. With more on that, The Love Doctors have these pre-recorded comments. * SWOOSH * The Love Doctors appear in a small box at the upper left hand corner of the screen in their scrubs and lab coats. DR. MAX Money may be able to buy a lot of things, but one thing it can’t buy is our obligation to the patients of Windy City Hospital and fans around the world. DR. STEVEN Theodore Moneymaker, Christian Wright, you guys go on and on about the power of money, claiming how easy it would be to destroy us personally and professionally. Sunday night, September 30th you’ll have the opportunity to put your money where your mouth is. But I can promise you this right now: it won’t be easy as you think. * SWOOSH * COLE Strong words from The Love Doctors, who picked up a huge win over the Heavenly Rockers last week on the program. COACH Thanks to a little help from the Angels of Death. I bet they got free gynecological exams in exchange. * DINGDINGDING * Christian Wright and Freedom begin with a collar-and-elbow tie-up, and Wright plants the tip of the boot into the midsection of Freedom, doubling him over, then snaps his head straight back with a hard European uppercut. CW chops the masked patriot against the ropes and tags in Theodore Moneymaker after an Irish whip. The Billion Dollar Heir follows up a well placed forearm to the gut with a BILLION $ KNEELIFT! COLE Beautifully executed. MACKIE :) COACH Speaking of beautiful, Mackenzie DeCenzo loves what she’s seeing. Her tandem looking sharp going into Zero Hour, Sunday night, September 30th live on pay-per-view. Rather than go for the pin Theodore slams Freedom near his corner and allows him to make the tag. As Liberty steps through the ropes, Moneymaker clubs him across the shoulders and snap mares him over to the mat, dropping A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS onto his face! But the Billion Dollar Heir goes to the well one too many times, driving his fist into the canvas on a second attempt. He whipped in and back dropped, then brought to the mat in a side headlock. Moneymaker refuses to stay on the ground for long, immediately returning to a vertical base. Without delay he shoots Liberty into the Enterprise side of the ring, where Christian Wright delivers a knee to the spine of the back! COACH It’s the little things Wright and Moneymaker do right, Cole. They’re by far the smartest tag team in wrestling today. Not to mention the richest! CW drapes Liberty across his shoulders and tumbles forward, crashing all his weight onto the proud American with the BANK ROLL! Then he pops to his feet and SPEARS Freedom off the apron! “OH!” Wright’s next act of business is to elevate Liberty for a suplex, only to drop him flat on his face! COLE Stockmarket Crash! And that’ll do it. ONE… TWO… THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, THEODORE MONEYMAKER and CHRISTIAN WRIGHT! COLE Impressive outing for the Enterprise. What a match it should be at Zero Hour between them and The Love Doctors. Mackie raises her team’s hands in victory. Highlights of the match are replayed , freezing on the aforementioned shot of the Enterprise celebrating their win before going to…

OAOAST babe reporter Maggie Nerdly greets us atop the world famous interview stage with a smile that’d melt your heart and harden your dick. MAGGIE Hey, you guys. Don’t touch that remote because the raddest and baddest action on television will resume in just a moment. But right now I’d like to introduce a couple of independent women who played a key role in last week’s Heavenly Rockers-Love Doctors match. So ya’ll give a warm KFC welcome to my sister Melody and her non-Nerdly sister BFF Holly-Wood, the Angels of Death!! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” [I]Another Body Murdered[/I] blares overhead, and the Angels of Death receive a thunderous ovation. Maggie and Melody share a family moment, which Holly declines to be apart of despite Melody’s constant nagging. MAGGIE In the interest of equal time, the Heavenly Rockers were also offered an opportunity to speak here tonight, but they’ve REFUSED all media requests. You ladies have rattled their cages going into Zero Hour. MELODY Normally I’d be against disturbing animals, Maggs, but Synth and Logan are two dogs who deserve to be put down! Instead of counting down the days to the release of Halo 3, I’ve had to deal with those nitwits. They injured Jock and Baron and they’ve tried to intimidate me out of professional wrestling. Well, let me tell you something, Heavenly Rockers. I ain’t afraid of you. You may be bigger and stronger than me, but Holly has taught me everything I need to know about defending myself. With her as my partner and the support of the fans, it won’t be a beautiful day for you at Zero Hour. MAGGIE Wow, M, I’ve never seen you so confident. Holly must have you training 24/7. MELODY Oh, gosh, that’s the best part -- I’m not! Jock and Baron think it’s a mistake and offered to train us while they recover from their injuries, but Holly told me she’s been in the biz over 3 years and hasn’t bothered to learn anything other than your basic moves, you know, body slams and stuff. If it’s good enough for her, it’s good enough for me. Holly’s so calm and collect she’s cooler than the other side of the pillow! MAGGIE Holly, by no means am I a wrestling expert, but…uh…shouldn’t you guys be training a little harder? I mean, M’s idea of wrestling is something out of “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon“ -- lots of high wire acrobats -- and the Heavenly Rockers are former tag team champions. They’ll be able to exploit your weaknesses. HOLLY Um, excuse me, but have you ever wrestled? MAGGIE No. HOLLY Have you ever managed the World tag team champions? MAGGIE Nope. HOLLY Then what do you know about wrestling? Oh, I know. Nothing! MAGGIE All right, geez. I’m sorry. Don’t get so defensive about your methods. HOLLY Which has proven to be quite successful, thank you very much. I’m richer and more famous than I was 3 years ago. I can’t walk down the street without somebody begging me for an autograph. Women the world over wish they could be me. At this time Melody has the honor of tagging with the most devilish woman in professional wrestling. I’ll do anything to anyone, including my own husband, to get what I want. And believe me, I’m going to get what I want at Zero Hour. MELODY Me, too. When the Angels of Death terminate the Heavenly Rockers. Yee-haw! Melody fires her imaginary pistols as we go to…

[i][size=4][color="#FF0000"][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] As the music plays, Abdullah Nerdly, the cowboy hat, Arabic head dress-wearing guiding light of the Heavenly Rockers, leads Logan Usher Mann and Synth ringside. BUFFER Wrestling fans, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Sin City, COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the “GREATEST rock 'n' wrestling band of AAAAALLLL-time“...THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY RRRRRROOOOOOOOOCCKKEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSSSSSS! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The arrogant rockers pose for the people who once worshiped their every move COLE On Sunday night, September 30th, the Heavenly Rockers will meet their ex-manager Holly-Wood and Melody Nerdly -- yes, Holly and Melody, or the Angels of Death as they’ve dubbed themselves… COACH I’ve dubbed them dumb and stupid! COLE …at Zero Hour in one of the great under card bouts that evening which could main event anywhere in the world. But the Heavenly Rockers must first get by these men, as we toss it up to Michael Buffer! [b][COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!*[/COLOR][/b] Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad case of lovin' you No pill's gonna cure my ill I've got a bad case of lovin' you COACH They’re still around?! I thought getting their ass kicked by CPA two weeks ago and COD last week would send them back to the ER, but no. They must be gluttons for punishment. The Love Doctors treat the ladies to a strip tease, and unlike last week’s chilly reception their antics are warmly received. BUFFER And their opponents, total combine weight 456 pounds... THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" COLE Here’s another team who’ll be in action Sunday night, September 30th at Zero Hour, as the Love Doctors seek revenge against these men, Theodore Moneymaker and Christian Wright. [b]* [color="#008000"]SWOOSH[/color] *[/b] We cut to a wide shot as a square box settles in on the top left hand corner of the screen. There stand the former and first ever One & Only World tag team champions in front of a grey backdrop. WRIGHT Love Doctors, I’ve burned the midnight oil at Enterprise headquarters crunching the numbers and they reveal you made the biggest mistake of your careers when you crossed Theodore Moneymaker and at Zero Hour you’re going to pay for it in full. MONEYMAKER Opportunity was knocking at the door and you failed to open, Doctors. The philanthropist that I am I loaned you the money Windy City Hospital needed to continue providing its precious free healthcare to all your nickel-and-dime patients, only to let some code of ethics cause you to rethink your decision. Now you’re in debt to my Enterprise. The beating at the hands of CPA was merely a message, a message you failed to heed. You’ll learn at Zero Hour what every person before you already has: you don’t stab the Billion Dollar Heir in the back. [b]* [color="#808000"]SWOOSH[/color] *[/b] COLE Theodore Moneymaker, a philanthropist? To what, the Republican party? Give me a break! COACH Like Teddy said, when you don’t get the job done you don’t get paid. He and CW survive an assassination attempt on the night of a major title defense, but those idiots, Anderson and Pigley, couldn’t fax a freakin’ doctor’s note letting Anglesault know the champs were in no condition to wrestle. Subsequently, Wright and Moneymaker lose the titles to COD. A miscarriage of justice if there ever was one. * DINGDINGDING * Dr. Steven Pigley and Synth begin for their respective teams, but as Steven leans in to lockup the Synthmeister develops a case of dance fever. He swivels his hips and struts away, then guides backwards to his corner :headbang: to a chorus of boos. COLE Did he--Did he just [I]moonwalk[/I]? Who still moonwalks in the year 2007? COACH Only those who can pull it off like Synth. His manhood apparently challenged, Dr. Steven responds with his own hip swivel, drawing the ladies out of their panties and a clothesline from Synth! COACH See, Cole, that’s what happens when you can’t bust a move like Synth. Often imitated, never duplicated. Whipped into the ropes Pigley is launched overhead, but he lands on his feet and decks Synth with a dropkick, then adjusts his elbow pad and delivers a RUNNING LARIAT! ONE… KICKOUT! Synth rolls outside and shakes off the cobwebs. After a brief conversation with Col. Abdullah Nerdly he tags Logan. The “Macho MACHO” Mann comes in full of bravado, requesting a visit with Dr. Max Anderson and gets his wish. COLE Well, I suppose a person should be able to choose their own doctor. Anderson gets a clap started. The rhythmic sound doing little to take Logan off his game. Both men lock horns and Logan clubs Max hard across the shoulders, and then slaps him insultingly upside the head. LOGAN You ain’t shit, Anderson! Humiliated in front of a worldwide television audience, Dr. Max responds with SPINNING BACKFISTS of fury, rattling the mind and then the body with a big time backdrop! Enter Synth, who once more gets knocked on his ass courtesy of a dropkick. Anderson wrings Mann’s arm and tags Dr. Steven. The Doctor of Love quickly scales to the top and, following an equally quick hip swivel, drops a double axe handle down onto the outstretched arm of Logan and wrings it again. COLE The Love Doctors targeting the arm Mann throws his wicked left hook with. Excellent strategy on their part. Unable to counter the hold Mann resorts to pulling Pigley downward by the hair, only to miss the follow-up elbow drop and be placed in an arm bar! Utilizing fast tags and middle rope axe handle smashes, the Love Doctors continue to punish the left arm as Col. Abdullah scolds referee Earl Hebner in Arabic. Meanwhile, Logan tosses Steven outside by the top of his trunks. He doesn’t stay there for long, however, rushing back to his feet and onto the apron for a springboard… “OH!” …FACEPLANT!? COACH Really, Steven, you shouldn’t come to work in no condition to wrestle. Not only do you put yourself in danger but also everyone in the ring. COLE Baloney. Synth pushed Dr. Steven off the top and the referee didn’t see it because Logan had him distracted. The Heavenly Rockers tag and, preceding a Falcon Arrow, the Synthmeister scores on a SECOND ROPE ELBOW DROP! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Synth follows a body slam with a leaping knee drop, but Pigley blocks it and counters with a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! The Heavenly Rockers pain is doubled when Dr. Max Anderson decks Logan Mann and applies the Figure Four on him as well! “YEEAAAAHHHHHH!” COLE Stereo Figure Fours! COACH Do your job and break this up, Hebner! Col. Abdullah can only watch :firedevil: as his men agonize in the ring. Fortunately Logan manages to rake Steven’s eyes, thus freeing Synth who returns the favor. Once again in the driver’s seat, the Heavenly Rockers attempt a double suplex, but Max Anderson catches Steven in his arms on the way over and the Doctors perform a pair of dropkicks! COLE The Love Doctors operating with precision. With Logan laid out on the apron, the Docs use the DEFIBRILLATOR on Synth! ONE… TWO… THREE-- NO!! Rather than tag out Dr. Steven Pigley stays in, scooping Synth for a slam and is wrapped up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Vertical suplex coming up, but Dr. Steven floats over and rolls Synth up in a pinning combination. ONE… TWO… But only two, as Pigley is kicked forward and right into a WICKED LEFT HOOK~ from Logan Usher Mann on the apron, followed by a back suplex from Synth! COACH Dayton, Ohio or Florida -- you could hear that one everywhere you may be. The Synthmeister proves you don’t need a medical degree or even high school diploma to be ring smart, as he tags in the fresh Mann. Perched on top Logan spreads his “wings” and flies, crashing BOTH KNEES into the sternum of Dr. Pigley! ONE… TWO… THR-- NO! Dr. Anderson got the page in time to breakup the pin. Wise beyond their years, the Heavenly Rockers throw Pigley to the Colonel outside and distract both the referee and Max Anderson while Abdullah gets his kicks in. “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE Turn around, ref! When Hebner finally does Abdullah is far away from the crime scene, praising the heavens for another job well done. Logan, meanwhile, slams Steven and drops the big leg for the… ONE… TWO… KICKOUT! Snapmare takeover into a reverse chin lock, but Pigley slips out and places Mann in a hammerlock. Both men return to a vertical base, and Logan gets floored by a FLATLINER after Steven ducks a back elbow! COACH Where did that come from? COLE Out of nowhere! Seeing stars, both Logan and Steven look to make a tag and do almost simultaneously. Dr. Max Anderson and Synth come ready to fight, but it’s Anderson who gets the best of the exchange punching, chopping and kicking the blond rocker into a state of confusion before spiking him on his head with a HURRICARANA from a standing position! ONE… TWO… THREE! NO!! Logan makes the save and then is leveled by a Dr. Steven Pigley running dropkick! They resume their battle out on the floor while Dr. Max climbs to the top signaling for the 450 splash, bringing the fans to their feet in anticipation. But leave it to referee Earl Hebner to be out of position as he concerns himself more with the situation outside than in, allowing Col. Abdullah Nerdly to shove Max off the top! “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” COLE This is tragic. The Heavenly Rockers are going to steal the victory. Synth prepares to deliver a Percussion DDT but pauses… “YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!” …after spotting HOLLY-WOOD and MELODY NERDLY heading ringside. COACH They have no business out here. Somebody in the back needs to come and take them away. You know they have evil intentions. The girls are confronted by Abdullah, who goes off on a foreign tirade before taking a SWING at his sister…but Holly grabs the arm and Melody decks him with a BITCHSLAP! MELODY :p Synth angrily points at the girls, and then is suddenly snapped over in a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ONE! TWO! Logan slides in… THREE! …but is too late! * DINGDINGDING * “YEAH!” COACH What the hell was that?! COLE A 3 count! The Love Doctors have won it! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… THE LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOVVEEEEE DOCTOORRRRSSSS! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" [b][COLOR=red]*WHIIIR!* *WHIIIR!*[/COLOR][/b] Mann searches for answers and spots Holly and Melody celebrating with the Love Doctors on the stage. LOGAN :firedevil: COLE The Love Doctors are the winners and the Heavenly Rockers are pissed. Zero Hour can’t get here soon enough. It’s going to be an explosive night of action to be sure.

The Love Doctors vs. Heavenly Rockers

I second what Patty said. Nice show indeed. A good chunk, if not the entire card, of Zero Hour was booked on the show. Hopefully we won’t have to wait for the encore presentation to see the AS rematch at ZH. Thought Alf did a heck of a job explaining the reasoning for two major singles titles (OAOAST World and International). I wondered how that'd be handled. But I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t know Reject was a heel. Figured he was a face since he was feuding with Alfdogg. Then again, I forget most of the stuff I write anyway! Don’t think a War Games is planned for Zero Hour, so Chamber of Hell III is a worthy replacement for the ZH name. Patty is awesome. He wrote a COD promo, a squash for Rescue 911 of all teams, and a dandy of a tag team title match. Match of the Night: The ME of the show wasn't in at time of feedback, so Love Doctors vs. COD Quote of the Show: “TSM offers no emoticon to express how totally hurt I am right now.” -- Alix Maria Spezia As a special bonus, I'm going to include my feedback, small as it is, for last week's show since there wasn't a thread for it. Feeedback, August 30th HD... Abdullah speaks! Couldn’t believe it at first, but Patty, as he always does, made it work. And man can he come up with some wild entrances. Nathanial Black continues to impress and Leon Rodez is one smooth SOB. Simon Singleton’s “School Haze“: Highlight of the show. The Mardi Gras Homewrecking Crew had me ROTFLMAO. Molly was great herself, especially towards the end, and Maya certainly grew up in a hurry. Match of the Night: Uh, James Blonde vs. Jamie O’Hara? Quote of the Last Week: "I get it. They show the kids how to be a pussy, and tell 'em how to be a bitch." -- Lucius Soul

THE MATCH We return from break as the music dies down. The anticipation builds with each passing second. Then an unfamiliar piece of music begins to play. [I]Turn me up Now I gotta murder da murder ta get away The eyes gotta peer now the fools gotta pay And if they pay then they pay with they life So watch another man try to hold on to his life[/I] To the crowd’s surprise and delight, HOLLY-WOOD and MELODY NERDLY emerge to “Another Body Murdered” by Faith No More. LOS CONQUISTADORS :huh: COACH You wanna talk about a rib. [I]This[/I] is a rib. One female tag team is bad enough, but two? The locker room won’t be a pretty place to be come that time of the month. COLE I cannot believe my eyes. Holly and Melody have accepted the challenge! The more experience of the two, Holly steps inside and signals for the bell. When referee Charles Robinson has the nerve to ask whether Holly and Melody understand the risk involved, the Angel of Death shoots him a death stare, which is enough for him as the bell is sounded. * DINGDINGDING * Within a second after the bell is ranged Holly floors Uno with a hard forearm shiver, then grabs the Wild Chicano by the legs and stomps him dangerously close to below the waist. A woman possessed, Holly knocks Dos off the apron and tags in Melody, who enters firing her imaginary pistols in the air but whose only move is a standing dropkick before handing over the keys of the car back to Holly! “YEAAAAA!” COLE (laughs) Isn’t she precious? COACH Only if you prefer bimbos. And those cowboy boots are made for walking not wrestling. They ought to be banned. Holly beats the piss out of Uno some more, ramming the Wild Chicano into the turnbuckle and then BAAAAACKdrops him across the ring. The Angel of Death’s hidden sadomasochist side then comes to light as she helps Los Conquistadors tag, and hurls Dos inside! She traps the Golden Boy’s head under her arm and hooks a leg, twisting him around in a fishermen’s suplex! COLE Rodeo Driver! ONE… TWO… Holly breaks on her own accord to engage in hand to hand combat with Uno. Melody comes in at Holly’s request and, after whipping him into the ropes, the girls connect on a double dropkick. Under the encouragement of Holly and the fans support, Melody plants Uno with a RUNNING BULLDOG while Dos TAPS OUT TO THE HOLLYWOOD GROOVE!! * DINGDINGDING * COLE Melody and Holly! Melody and Holly! BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners…HOLLY-WOOD and MELODY NERDLY! “YEAAAAA!” COACH In what you’d have to call a mild upset, the brand new team of Melody Nerdly and Holly-Wood has just defeated Los Conquistadors! COLE Their win-loss record isn’t the most impressive, I admit, but Los Conquistadors have caused nightmares for teams in the past, namely Los Diablos de Fuego. Everyone remembers the levels they stooped to inflict pain on their enemies with the aid of a barbed wire coal miner’s glove. The girls share a moment…well, Melody does at least…and then Holly calls for a microphone. HOLLY Logan, everywhere you are -- and knowing you it’s probably in a pool of your own vomit after too much to drink -- I hope you hear this loud and clear. The behavior you and Synth displayed at Angleslam has caused me to do something I thought I’d never do. You see, you might be able to have your way with a couple of kids in the Sk8ter Boiz or even a poor incident little girl like Melody, but you damn sure couldn’t handle me! There were times where I could’ve said enough is enough and gave you what you had coming, but I didn’t because I hoped you’d see the light. Well you’re going to see the light all right, but you won’t find peace and tranquility on the other side. No, when you finally break on through you’re going to crash straight into a runaway freight train now that I’ve decided to take matters into my own hands. Earlier today I took the liberty of faxing a match contract to your attorneys. So without further ado, let me introduce you to your opponents at Zero Hour… MELODY Holly-Wood and Melody Nerdly…THE ANGELS OF DEATH~! “YEAAAAA!” COLE What a bombshell. The newly formed Angels of Death vs. the Heavenly Rockers at Zero Hour! COACH I don’t advocate men on women violence, but Sean Connery was right -- sometimes you gotta smack your bitch up when she gets out of control. Logan will finally get the chance to do so and people won’t be able to cry about it. COLE Enough out of you. It’s time to pay the bills. Back with more after this!

[b]And now, [color="#008000"]Theodore Moneymaker’s[/color] [color="#A0522D"]Enterprise[/color] presents [color="#0000FF"]OAOAST BACKTRACKER[/color]![/b] [quote]Dr. Steven Pigley places Uno in a bear hug as Dr. Max performs a TOP ROPE SEATED SENTON that brings the fans out of their seats! COLE Guerney To The Center Of The Earth! That'll do it! ONE... TWO... THREE!!! "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners...THE LOVE DOCTORS! Doctor, doctor, give me the news I've got a bad-- Debt problem apparently, as the Enterprise personal debt collector, the Certified Public Ass-kicker himself, CPA blindsides Dr. Max with a MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE, which he follows with a jaw shattering BIG BOOT to Dr. Steven! COACH I take back what I said earlier, Cole. This is much worse than a malpractice suit. COLE What did The Love Doctors do to deserve this? “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The man who financed the operation, THEODORE MONEYMAKER, scrolls to the ring with a wide grin on his face. From the apron he watches as CPA gives Doctors Max and Steven a FRONT SPINEBUSTER and DOMINATOR, respectively. * DINGDINGDINGDINGDING * COLE Come on, damnit! Somebody’s gotta go in there and stop this! COACH I don’t blame the officials for not wanting to get involved. Not when you have CPA standing there waiting. Moneymaker approaches The Love Doctors and stuffs a $100...NO, he thinks better of it and COVERS THEIR EYES with a pair of NICKELS and DIMES, and then SLAPS them with a HEAVY WAD OF CASH! MONEYMAKER :lol: COLE Despicable![/quote] Upon the video’s conclusion, we head backstage to our 18-34 demo magnet Maggie Nerdly with Theodore Moneymaker and his burly bodyguard CPA inside the Enterprise’s private skybox. MAGGIE Theodore Moneymaker, because of the actions of the man standing next to you last week, OAOAST officials have signed for Zero Hour a match pitting yourself and Christian Wright versus the Love Doctors! THEODORE :lol: MAGGIE And judging from your behavior, you have little remorse for what happened one week ago. THEODORE The Love Doctors learned a cruel fact of life, blondie, and that’s when you don’t get the job done you don’t get paid! In the biggest reveal not even Hollywood could script, Max Anderson and Steven Pigley were the mark doctors who had the simple task of faxing the note to Anglesault’s office stating myself and CW weren’t medically cleared to wrestle on the night we lost the tag team titles due to injuries sustained in a failed assassination attempt earlier in the evening. MAGGIE :rolleyes: THEODORE But they had a battle of conscience and reneged on the deal. Worse yet, they used [i]my[/i] cash advance to film the video that has COD steamed! So I sent my Certified Public Ass-kicker, CPA, to collect restitution. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MAGGIE You may be laughing now, Theodore Moneymaker, but The Love Doctors could very well have the last laugh should they defeat COD later in the evening and become tag team champions. THEODORE I think my night would be complete if that happened. Imagine the biggest thorns in my Enterprise’s side going down in defeat to the team who badly wants a piece of the former One & Only World tag team champions who just so happen to be at the top of the line for a return shot. Why, you would almost think I had this… MAGGIE (gasps) You’re not saying… THEODORE You got it, sister. It’s all part of the plan. A well crafted plan from the brilliant minds in the Enterprise. HAHAHAHAHA! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to enjoy the rest of the show. Teddy and CPA walk out of camera’s view. MAGGIE The Enterprise, criminal masterminds in every sense of the word. Standing by right now with comments from The Love Doctors… Is this a rib? Ryan Seacrest?! As always, a picture is worth a thousand words. The screen is parted down the middle to show Maggie on the left and, indeed, the “metro-sexual” host of American Idol on the right. RYAN Thanks Mags. Great to be with you on HeldDOWN~! MAGGIE Say, you wouldn’t happen to be here because Leon Rodez expressed his desire to fraternize more with his broadcast colleagues, right? RYAN Seacrest out! Seacrest dashes past The Love Doctors and presumably out of the building, leaving producers to scramble for a new interviewer. Fortunately a man comfortable in front of the camera is nearby, former wrestler and current OAOAST agent TONY BRANNIGAN! “YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The Love Doctors give the former World Heavyweight Champion his due, bowing in respect as the tag team legend assumes the role of interviewer (for one night only!). TONY Thank you, gentlemen. Now let’s get on to the business at hand, starting with the allegations made by my cousin Theodore Moneymaker. DR. STEVEN We certainly appreciate the opportunity to set the record straight. As everybody knows, Max and I handle a great deal of pro bono cases each year. We believe in giving the people the best care no matter race, creed or sex. However, there’s a heavy cost for that public service and it’s felt in our pocketbooks since we now run Windy City Hospital after Mrs. Anderson, Max’s mom, passed away. In short, money is tight. And it’s no secret whenever you need fast cash Theodore Moneymaker is the man to see. But there’s also a price to be paid for dealing with a person of Moneymaker’s reputation, such as your pride and dignity. Max and I worked too long and hard to flush everything we built down the drain by associating ourselves with Theodore Moneymaker. We’d rather operate in the red than sell out! TONY You might not have sold out, you did put yourselves in debt by spending the money loaned on the idea you’d be participating in Theodore’s operation to produce a promotional video that drew the ire of Chicks Over Dicks, the One & Only World tag team champions, who later on tonight you’ll have to face in the ring! DR. MAX Can you believe that? A shot at the One & Only World tag team championship not because we’re ranked in the Top 10, but over a video?! Hey, we didn’t mean to offend anyone, especially not COD, but come on, we’re simply irresistible. If COD want to take this to a place it should never have gone, fine by us. Those shiny belts they carry around equal big money. Big money that doesn’t require you to sell out to greed. The Love Doctors exit. TONY There you have it straight from the mouths of The Love Doctors themselves. Right now I’m being told you guys at Sofa Central have some company. Take it away because I’m not used to doing this shit. We cut to the famed announce position where Cole and The Coach have been joined by LOS CONQUISTADORS. COACH From one honor and privilege to another! Look who’s here, Cole. COLE What is this, the tag team variety hour? Come on, fellas, we got other guys on the roster too. Having lost their ability to speak English yet again, Uno and Dos rely on pre-written SIGNS to get their message across (think Wily E. Coyote). UNO Conquistadors, angry! DOS :angry: UNO Deserve respect. DOS R-E-S-P-E-C-T. UNO Meanest, baddest hombres in el mundo! DOS [u]EL MUNDO[/u]! COLE That may be the case where you come from… UNO Racist. COLE …but actions speak louder than words. You haven’t been able to do either in recent weeks. DOS Si, our gringo amigo. Tonight Los Conquistadors change that because we challenge any tag team in OAO… (flips side) …AST to match! COACH Right here? UNO Right now! With that the team affectionately known as America’s Favorite Jobbers march to the ring in their quest for respect to the tune of “Gold Dust Woman”. COLE Who will accept Los Conquistadors’ challenge? We’ll find out after this brief timeout.