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"We're running with the Shadows Of The Night So baby take my hand, you'll be alright Surrender all your dreams to me tonight They'll come true in the end" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The fans rise to their feet and boo their hearts out, not pleased with how they're going to start the night off. Landon Maddix emerges through the neon entrance way with a theatrical twirl and a big smile on his face. Nodding his head he makes his way to the ring, flanked as always by the much more serious Megan Skye. MELISSA The following contest is a quarterfinal King Of The Ring match, set for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by his manager, MEGAN SKYE! From Huron, South Dakota by way of Madrid, Spain... weighing two hundred, eight pounds. He is the leader of CUCARACHA INTERNACIONAL and one fourth of the OAOAST 8-Man Tag Team Champions... LLAANNDDOOOONN... "LA CUCARACHA"... MMMAAAAADDIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXX!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" COLE Melissa Nerdly, who'll be sharing duties tonight with Michael Buffer here in her hometown, on a very Nerdly night indeed! But we start tonight off with our King Of The Ring tournament, to crown the first ever official King of the OAOAST, what a night this should be. COACH That's right. Somebody's leaving Edmonton with the royal seal of approval, which is gonna translate to some serious cash money. Landon enters the ring with more of his customary theatrics, spinning into the centre of the ring and soaking in the moment, if not the appreciation. He hands over his makeshift 8-Man Tag Title to Megan and limbers up, as a piano plays a melody, causing the crowd to cheer. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. "COME ON!" *BOOM~!* Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance stage. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull starts playing and Colombian Heat comes out. Heat runs out onto the entrance stage and raises his hands, acknowledging the fans. Colombian Heat points to both sides of the arena, and then walks to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way. MELISSA And his opponent! Originally from Bogotá, Colombia, but now residing in Miami, Florida! Weighing in at one hundred and eighty pounds... he is... COLOMBIAN... HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Colombian Heat slaps some of the fans hands and then jogs up the ring steps, hopping into the ring. Landon looks on with his nose turned up, not impressed as Heat climbs the ropes and throws up the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signal to the crowd. COLE Always a great time when Colombian Heat is in the house! Grabbing a microphone, Heat signals for his music to die down. "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" "HEAT!" COLOMBIAN HEAT Alright, alright, let's do this real, let's do this right, cause we are LIVE baby! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" HEAT So, if all of y'all are ready to see me become the KING of this piece, make e'rybody up in here feel the Heat and become the King Of The Ring, then Edmonto make some noise UP IN THI-- *THUD* "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE Hey wait a minute! Maddix, from behind, with a cheapshot! COACH Haha, love it! *DINGDINGDING* Blindsighting Heat in mid catchphrase, Maddix puts the boots to the Colombian as the referee chastises him for his attack before the bell. Landon backs off and holds his hands up in apology. But not for long. He stomps at Heat again as he tries to get back up, then lays into him against the ropes with some forearm shots. COACH Landon obviously wants to get this match done and dusted as quickly as possible. He's still got two more matches after this if he wants to become king. Can't blame him. COLE I can blame him for jumping a man before the bell, from behind. COACH If you want to waste your time with catchphrases while you're standing in a wrestling ring, you get what you deserve. After a couple of knifedge chops, Landon whips Heat into the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop. But Heat counters with a sunset flip! COLE Look out here! 1... 2... NO! COLE So much for the quick start, Heat almost had him right there and then! Back up, Landon throws a right hand, but it's blocked and retaliated. Another block and another right from Heat. And again. With Landon dazed, Heat does a quick DANCE, looking to shake, rattle and roll on La Cucaracha. Landon ducks the right hand though, cutting Heat off with a quick boot to the gut. He then hits the ropes, but runs right into the big right from Heat at the second time of asking! Quick to follow up, Heat breaks out the SHIMMY~! and drops a knee. COLE Shaky Leg Kneedrop from Heat! The Heat is being turned up early here! Heat encourages the crowd to get behind him as he goes after Landon. Irish whip sends him into the corner. Heat charges in and Landon manages to sidestep, but Heat stops himself, getting his foot up onto the middle turnbuckle. After catching Maddix coming in with an elbow, Heat then springs off the middle rope and hits a twisting crossbody block! 1... 2... No! Getting up in the corner, Maddix is forced to sidestep again, Heat coming at him fast and furious. Heat goes into the turnbuckles this time, but gets a foot up as Landon attempts to charge in on him. Coming out of the corner the Colombian leaps up and hooks Landon with a Hurricanrana, sending La Cucaracha spilling underneath the bottom rope and to the outside!! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COLE Well, you know what they say. If you can't stand the Heat, get out of the ring! COACH I can't stand the Heat. Does that mean I can leave too? COLE Unfortunately not. Rallying it up, it looks like Heat is ready to dive, waiting for Maddix to pick himself up on the arena floor. As Heat comes back off the ropes Landon manages to shake it off. And he jumps to the apron, just in time to cut Heat off mid-dive, midway through the ropes!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" Heat falls back into the ring holding his head, while Landon takes a moment to stop and point to his, showing the world just how smart he is. COLE I'm not sure if Landon suckered Heat into that one, or just got lucky. I do know which one Landon would have you believe. Landon climbs back inside and waits for Heat to get back up. He delivers a hard kick to the chest. And a second. Heat doubles up, as Landon comes off the ropes, looking for a clothesline. Heat manages to duck underneath, getting Landon in a waistlock. Elbowing his way out, Landon then ducks a clothesline attempt from Heat and scores with a quick neckbreaker, bringing Heat's head down into his outstretched knee. Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Sitting Heat up, Landon dishes out a couple more kicks, this time down the spine of the Colombian. A dropkick to the face then puts him back down for another pinfall attempt... 1.. 2... Kickout again! COACH Landon's a thinking man's wrestler. But he's gotta speed it up tonight and he knows that, he ain't playing around. COLE Ten minute time-limits on all of these first round King Of The Ring matches. It's turning up the pressure just a little bit for our eight competitors, excitement abounds tonight at the Nerdly Spectacular. Putting the boots to Heat again Landon takes his time, for now at least. Picking him back up, Landon then delivers a forearm to Heat. The Colombian falls back into the corner and Landon looks a little more confident now with his opponent dazed. "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" Dishing out some more forearms in the corner, Maddix stops to pose and let everyone know how much good their chanting is doing. COLE What was that you were saying about 'not playing around'? COACH There's nothing wrong with gloating while you're on top. COLE Yeah, what could possibly go wrong with that attitude? Landon whips Heat across the ring into the opposite corner. With a duck of his head, Heat manages to do a Flair Flip out onto the apron which surprises Landon, causing him to run into the turnbuckles chest first! He recovers, throwing a right hand at Heat, which is blocked. A right hand then staggers Landon back, allowing Heat to springboard to the top and soar in with a flying forearm smash!! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COACH ...don't even say a word. After a second or two's rest, both men are back up. And it's Colombian Heat on the offensive, throwing right hands and keeping Landon on the back foot. After five or six shots, one big one is enough to knock Landon off his feet and Heat motions to the crowd again and does the "shimmy dance". COLE Colombian Heat is ROLLING! Are we looking at King Heat? King Colombia, maybe? COACH If this fool become the King it'd be a joke. I bet he can't even spell royalty, let alone do it! COLE How exactly do you "do" royalty? COACH Shut up! As Landon staggers his way, Heat takes him up with the Drive By! 1... 2... No! Done playing around, Heat gives the signal, ready to put on the Colombian Necktie! Maddix staggers back to his feet again and walks right into a boot, hooked up, turned over... ...but Landon slips free in the nick of time and spins down the back, rolling Heat up with a schoolboy! COACH Great counter! 1... 2... NO! Landon quickly cuts Heat off with a knee to the gut, buying himself a few seconds. After getting his head back in check Landon hooks Heat up and runs towards the turnbuckles for the Seated Shiranui. Heat manages to get underneath Landon and throw La Cucaracha off though. Landing on his feet, Landon takes a second too long to recover and as he goes after Heat again, he gets caught with the PELE KICK~! COLE THE PELE~! Heat caught him with it! COACH Oh no, oh no, come on Landon! With Maddix down, Heat looks around, realising how close he is to the turnbuckles. So he steps outside, heading to the top rope to try and put Landon away. Heat climbs the turnbuckles and throws up the "Westside" again, before delivering the big Frog Splash off the top!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Fatal Mistake! That's going to be the fatal blow for Landon Maddix! 1... 2... NO, KICKOUT BY LANDON!!! "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Phew! Heat takes issue with the referee, after a close, close nearfall. "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" "LET'S GO HEAT!" Helping Landon pick himself up, Heat goes to work in the corner. Unloading with chops and punches, Landon is almost out on his feet from the barrage Heat dishes out, until the referee calls for a break. Heat backs off, but when he moves back in, Landon gets a boot up into the face! Lifting himself onto the middle rope Maddix then comes off with a Flying DDT, planting Heat's head into the canvas!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COACH Whoo! How's that for some exciting offence? COLE A beautiful move by Landon, but is it going to be enough? Landon rolls Heat over and hooks both legs... 1... 2... KICKOUT! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Now it's Landon's turn to question the count, almost pleading with the referee that that was three. COLE Landon shouldn't be wasting time arguing the referee. He ought to be concentrating on Colombian Heat. COACH Oh he is, don't you worry. Done with the referee, Landon does concentrate on Heat, rolling to his feet and stalking the Colombian ready to send him to sleep. COLE Uh-oh. Could be naptime! Heat pulls himself back up, with screams from the crowd trying to warn him of what's waiting behind. Unaware of this Heat turns around and gets picked up on the shoulders... NO! Heat slips down the back! Spinning Landon around, he delivers a boot to the gut and quickly hooks him up for the Colombian Necktie... ...but Landon escapes!! Landing on his feet, he shoves Heat away, right into the referee's path!! Trapped in the corner the referee throws his hands up and Heat JUST manages to stop himself from crushing the ref against the turnbuckles. COLE That was a narrow escape for the official there... Once he's sure the referee is okay Heat turns back around... ...but gets caught by Landon and struck with the GO 2 SLEEP, taking his eye off the ball for a second too long!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COACH GTS, BIATCH~! COLE Out of nowhere, La Cucaracha strikes! With a look of relief, Landon slumps on top and hooks a leg... 1... 2... 3!!!! *DINGDINGDING!* COLE And Landon Maddix is marching on! MELISSA Here is your winner, advancing in the King Of The Ring tournament... LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MMMAAAADDIIIIXXXXXXX!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" On his knees, Landon wipes the hair from his eyes and breaks into a smile as he realises he's managed to sneak through. Heat is out cold from the knee and can do nothing about Landon insultingly placing one foot on his chest as his hands is raised in victory. COLE So Landon Maddix, after a hard-fought battle, advancing on to the semi-finals, where he'll meet the winner of our next quarterfinal encounter. Landon rolls out of the ring, signalling that it's "one down, two to go" as he leaves.

Josh Matthews is standing in the middle of the ring. JOSH Ladies and gentlemen, the contract signing later tonight, but right now, I want to get a few words from them in the hours leading up! Please welcome The Deadly Alliance! The Wall hits, and Reject, Thunderkid, Sandman9000, and Mr. Dick make their way to the ring. COLE And the Deadly Alliance on their way to the ring, of course, as Josh mentioned, later tonight they will sign the contract for AngleMania IX, where Reject will defend his OAOAST World championship against Mr. Dick! JOSH Reject, tonight is the signing of the contract, just 31 days until you meet fellow stablemate, Mr. Dick, in what you have called the Deadliest AngleMania main event of all time! REJECT That's right, Josh. I've really been looking forward to this main event! Mr. Dick, a great athlete, a great physical specimen, a great competitor! MD smiles and nods as Reject heaps praise upon him. REJECT That's right, you, Mr. Dick, are the reason we're here tonight! Reject's tone goes less positive as he turns and faces MD. REJECT And the reason we're out here right now. I want you to know, Jock...effective immediately, you are no longer a member of the Deadly Alliance. MD's smile disappears from his face as Reject continues. REJECT When I recruited you into this unit, I thought I was recruiting someone straight from the Deadly Alliance mold...we're all great athletes, we're all tough, fierce competitors...and we all respect one another. The crowd starts to boo as MD tries to speak. REJECT Hold on, just let me finish. Now, you certainly hold two of those three qualities...but since the day you stepped in, we've gotten nothing but disrespect from you, Jock. I put up with it for months, because I was so sure I was right about letting you in. But since you won that Lethal Rumble match, it's been worse than ever. You disrespected me... *crowd boos* REJECT You disrespected the Sandman... *crowd boos* REJECT You disrespected Thunderkid... *crowd boos* REJECT Violating a most important code in the Deadly Alliance. Now...this belt is going to remain in the Deadly Alliance...around my waist. But unlike you, Jock, I know about respect. And since I have a lot of respect for you, I'm going to give you a choice. A - You leave this ring...go to the back...gather up your stuff...and go back to your hotel, without signing that contract, and we'll let you off unscathed. MD shakes his head and mouths "no way" as the crowd boos. REJECT Or B - You stick around and sign that contract, and we can count down the last 31 days of your career. The choice is yours, Jock. Reject starts to leave, as Jock is yelling at him. Jock then grabs his arm to turn him around, at which point he's met with a right hand from TK! COLE Hey! TK with a right hand on Mr. Dick! Josh escapes the ring as Sandman and TK lift MD off the mat, and each man traps an arm as they hold him against the ropes. Reject picks the mic up off the mat, then slaps MD twice in the face. Reject grabs MD by the hair, and shouts at him. REJECT WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, JOCK? Huh? You're gonna learn some respect! Reject lets go of MD, then kicks him in the balls before TK and Sandman let him fall to the mat. Reject throws down the mic, then shouts at MD "do the right thing, Jock!" before spitting on his fallen body. COACH Wow. COLE What an unbelievable start to this show, Mr. Dick is OUT of the Deadly Alliance! And what will he do next? Will he sign the contract? Stick around, folks!

"It's Not My Time" by 3 Doors Down hits to a warm reception. MELISSA The following quarter final King of the Ring bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from Peoria, Illinois... weighing 220 pounds… wrestling's last real good guy... "GENTLEMAN" TTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM CCAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Like a politician in campaign mode, Cash shakes hands and smiles to the people, except he genuinely likes them. COLE As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, Tim Cash is solo tonight. OAOAST officials ruling earlier in the day to bar from ringside the respective partners of CPA and Tim Cash due to both team’s history. COACH I don’t agree with the decision, Cole. Just because Baron Windels can’t play by the rules doesn’t mean Bosley should be punished as well. "In The Air Tonight" by Non-point cues and CPA heads to the ring smoking a cigar. BUFFER And his opponent, from Miami, Florida, weighing 280 pounds, V.I.C.E. member CHRISTOPHER PATRICK ALLEN... C... P... A!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CPA sets his cigar down in the corner and crackles his neck/knuckles. * DINGDINGDING * Being the gentleman that he is, Cash offers CPA a handshake, but instead gets kicked in the gut and press slammed! COACH :lol: COLE There’s nothing funny about that one bit. Cash was being a gentleman and CPA acted like a damn bully. Maybe he should’ve offered a fist bump. COACH Now that’s just racist. CPA charges forward, but Cash drops down and CPA tumbles outside! SUICIDE DIVE follows and Cash rolls back in to assist the ref with the 10 count. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! CPA begins to stir. FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! CPA re-enters and gets wrapped up in a SMALL PACKAGE! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Cash’s fast strike offense continues, this time with a MISSILE DROPKICK that knocks CPA back outside. COLE His strategy is just like we thought it‘d be -- hit and run -- but I don’t think that’s what Cash wanted there. COACH Nope. Cash is smart enough to realize if he’s gonna beat CPA it’s gotta be with something quick, hence the small package and missile dropkick. No way can he get the Sling on him. Cash attempts to capitalize with a SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY, but he’s caught midair and RAMMED into the RINGPOST! Again. And again! CPA slams Cash hard on the floor and returns inside coolly. COACH Talk about poetic justice, Mikey. Cash tried to pickup a cheap one earlier via count out and now he may lose that way. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Cash uses the apron to pull himself up and CPA decides to bring him in the hard way… but Cash floats over and executes a SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Cash ducks a clotheslines and springboards off the middle rope, right into a FRONT SPINEBUSTER!!! COLE Vintage CPA! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! CPA lifts Cash off the mat and delivers a delayed vertical suplex, followed by a succession of elbow drops. COACH He’s just toying with him now, Cole. CPA scoops Cash up and drives him hard into the buckle. Kevin Nash-style corner back elbows follow until the ref instructs CPA to let Cash out of the corner. CPA backs away and then charges full speed ahead, but Cash moves and connects with a BACKBRAIN WHEELKICK! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CPA falls to his knees and Cash slaps on an old school SLEEPER HOLD! COLE Do Not Resuscitate! CPA struggles to his feet and snaps Cash over, then shoots out of the corner and blasts Cash with THE GIGATON PUNCH!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * CPA grabs his cigar and enjoys a few good puffs as “In the Air Tonight” plays. MELISSA Advancing to the next round of the King of the Ring tournament… CPA!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Heck of an effort by Tim Cash, but CPA was too much for him to handle. COACH I get that all the time from chicks. COLE Oh, brother. Fans, we’ll be back.

COLE Guess who’s joining us on the sofa for our next match, partner? COACH Academy Award-winner Sidney Poitier? COLE Think younger, hotter and gayer! [i][b][color=#FF00FF]Hey, hey, you, you I don't like your girlfriend! No way, no way! I think you need a new one Hey, hey, you, you I could be your girlfriend![/color][/b][/i] "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Aw, damnit. Coach’s worst fears are realized as COD walkout to the tune of "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. COLE 2010 Anderson Cup Finalists Chicks Over Dicks, welcome to Sofa Central. ALIX Gracias, amigo. COACH Wha…? KRISTA No, Ally, that’s Spanish. We’re in Canada. ALIX Oh right. Bonjour! KRISTA Close enough. [i][size=4][color=#FF0000][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] The familiar music of the Heavenly Rockers play them down the multicolored lit stage. BUFFER The following special challenge match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by HOLLY… COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the only rock n' wrestling band that matters... SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR and LOGAN “MACHO MACHO” MANN… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Heavenly Rockers shoot COD daggers from the ring. COACH There they are, ladies -- and I use that term loosely -- the men who defeated you once for the gold and will defeat you again at the Nerdly Spectacular, this time for the Anderson Cup… the Heavenly Rockers. ALIX It’s 2010, not 2008, Count Chocula. So they beat us once, props to them. Now they gotta do it again. KRISTA And I wouldn’t bet on it if I were you, Coach. “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. BUFFER And their opponents… total combined weight 485 pounds… 3-time former World tag team champions… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose as red, white and blue pyro blasts in the background. KRISTA Isn’t this the part where you go on and on about Team Heyross being the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history, Cole? COLE Usually, yes. But I thank you for doing that for me. ALIX Krissy, does that mean we get paid double for doing Mikey’s job? KRISTA Silence does a better job than Cole, sweetie. COACH :lol: * DINGDINGDING * Benjamin and Synth get the nod for their respective teams and Benjamin executes a fireman’s carry out of a tie-up. Synth charges into a pair of arm drags and then a drop toehold. Benjamin applies a side headlock but Synth shoves him away. Shoulder tackle floors Synth, who turns onto his stomach as Benjamin shoots off the ropes, only to be caught trying to leapfrog with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Synth rolls away and tags out. Logan swings in over the top and points to Moss. COLE Apparently Logan Mann wants no part of Quentin Benjamin. KRISTA Or Logan’s taking a stand against black on black violence in a desperate ploy to win an NAACP since a Grammy is out of the question. * phone vibrates * ALIX Just got a text from Melody. “Pwned!” Moss tags in and takes Logan down with a go-behind, but Logan escapes and rakes the eyes. The Macho MACHO Mann pummels Moss and then sends him for the ride…but Moss puts on the brakes and knocks Logan straight back with a kick, followed by an STO BACKBREAKER! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss slams Logan and attempts a Vader Bomb, but Logan gets the knees up and delivers a top rope double axe handle smash! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan drives Moss into Synth’s knee and then baits Benjamin inside so he and Synth can double-team Moss in the corner. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Alix, Krista, have you ever been double-teamed by a man? *laughs* KRISTA Hey Coach, have you ever had a dildo rammed up your ass? Because you will in the next few seconds if you don’t shut up! COLE I’d love to see that. And not for any sexual thrill. *nervous laughter* Coach has just been a naughty, naughty boy for a very long time. COACH :huh: ALIX Coleminer has a whole new meaning now. COLE Uh… And we have a tag! Thankfully the focus shifts back to the match. Double back elbow decks Moss, and then Synth heads up to the middle rope for THE SKYHOOK ELBOW… BUT NOBODY’S HOME! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Benjamin receives the not so hot tag and cleans house. Moss joins in and all 4 men brawl in the ring. The action spills outside where the Colonel falls into the crotch of Krista! COLE The Colonel going where no man has gone before. Well, not since Ned Blanchard. Repulsed, Abdullah SLAPS Krista! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Krista chases Abdullah around and eventually into the ring, only to have Synth jump her from behind. Synth holds Krista up as Abdullah pulls something out of his pants. COACH Contain your excitement, Cole. The match still ongoing Benjamin tries to sneak up on Synth, but Alix tackles the Synthmeister to the ground and Benjamin gets hit by a FIREBALL intended for Krista! COLE/COACH/MOSS/KRISTA/ALIX :o * DINGDINGDING * Logan gives Moss a LOW BLOW outside and then shoves him into the RINGPOST. Logan jumps back in and attacks Krista while Holly goes after Alix. Meanwhile, OAOAST officials rush to Benjamin’s aid. COLE All hell is breaking loose. The Heavenly Rockers deliver a pair of PERCUSSION DDT’S on COD, then pose over them as "Khyber Pass" by Ministry plays.

The Heavenly Rockers vs. Team Heyross

CAE promo

Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with the Christ Air Express, who hyped their upcoming tag title match against the LDC Moneygang at the Nerdly Spectacular, promising to stay late and take a photo with every fan in the arena after they win the titles. "We're gonna make the Enterprise file for chapter 7!" concluded MEL.

Skating rink in honor of the Winter Olympics with WWF style neon entrance tunnel and red carpet ramp. Old school fans will remember the neon WWF set. In case they don't or forgot, skip ahead to the 3 min mark. Obviously the OAOAST logo would replace the WWF one. And I'm cool w/Melissa if everyone else is.

Decided to go with this instead of the TH squash. “Living in America“ by James Brown cues and the All-American Boys proudly wave Old Glory down the aisle. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Hearts of the American people, they fight for truth, justice and the American way… FREEDOM and LIBERTY… THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The guys lead a chant of “USA“ as their music fades out in favor of “The World is Mine” by David Guetta. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by the CEO of THE ENTERPRISE, THEODORE MONEYMAKER… at a total combine weight of 420 pounds, THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Enterprise CEO Theodore Moneymaker points his junior partners down the green and gold lit stage and shouts “ATTACK!” * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds as the LDCMG ambush the flag waving All-American Boys. CMJ drops Liberty on his head with an IRISH SUPLEX, while Reiger whips Freedom into the corner and takes him down with a RUNNING INVERTED BULLDOG! COACH New York Knockout! Moneymaker gives the signal and the LDCMG deliver THE SPIKE REIGER COUNTER! COLE And that’s gonna do it. COACH Teddy’s got these guys focused like never before. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The winners of the match… THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Moneymaker grabs the mic and enters the ring. MONEYMAKER MARV and MEL, if you’re not already more baked than a bag of potato chips I hope you’re paying real close attention, boys. What you just witness was the public execution of two things that mean a lot to me -- liberty and freedom. No, not because I turned into a democrat, but rather thanks to you. Thanks to you embarrassing us across the county and around the world on OAOAST Syndicated. And as everybody knows, nobody embarrasses Theodore Moneymaker or his Enterprise and gets way with it. REIGER You got that right, boss. The Christ Air Express sucker punched us. I mean, they’d still be in the hospital had it been a fair fight. But we’re not gonna cry over spilled milk. Instead we plan on embarrassing them in their own hometown at the Nerdly Spectacular. Hell, we’ll even put the titles on the line. MONEYMAKER :lol: “Money Talks” by AC/DC cues as Moneymaker and the LDCMG exit. COLE A challenge has been issued to the Christ Air Express for the Nerdly Spectacular and you know they’ll jump at the chance to face the tag team champions in their hometown. COACH Some things money can’t buy, Cole -- confidence. The LDC Moneygang clearly have it.

Yeah, it's Brady and he's married to supermodel Gisele Bunchen.

Half ass feedback since 149 is feeling under the weather. How half-assed? Fun little show. That half-assed. at the Tom Brandy typo, unless Patty isn't a football fan. MOTN: COD vs. LKOS Quote of the Show: MD had some funny lines I'm too lazy to go find. Hey, told you I'm under the weather!

[i][size=4][color=#FF0000][b]HEY WAIT I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT![/b][/color][/size][/i] The familiar music of the Heavenly Rockers play them down the multicolored lit stage. BUFFER This is a semi-final Anderson Cup bout! Introducing first, accompanied by HOLLY… COLONEL ABULLAH NERDLY presents the only rock n' wrestling band that matters... SYNTH ABDUL-JABBAR and LOGAN “MACHO MACHO” MANN… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What a match-up this should be. One of the most heated rivalries in OAOAST history renewed with a trip to the 2010 Anderson Cup Finals at stake. COACH They’re both chasing history too, Cole. No team has ever won the Anderson Cup twice. “Slither” by Velvet Revolver interrupts Synth and Abdullah’s pre-match prayer session. BUFFER And their opponents, from the O.C., total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" OAOAST Marks flock to the guardrails to get up close with two of their favorites. COLE This place is going crazy! COACH Imagine what it’s gonna be like in Vegas for AngleMania IX. Not working by the hour, the Heavenly Rockers immediately pounce on the longtime rivals. * DINGDINGDING * Simon and Ned return fire to seize control of the situation. They whip Synth and Logan in for a pair of BAAAAAACK body drops, and then knock them out to the floor. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Abdullah reorganizes his men and sends them back for battle, only for them to charge into stereo hip tosses! Synth rolls outside and gets wiped out by a SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY as Ned covers Logan! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan crosses his heart as he calls for a cease-fire. COLE Logan not looking so MACHO now. Logan extends his hand to Ned, which to the surprise of many is accepted. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" LOGAN (to crowd) :angry: (to Ned) J Ned is no dummy, he realizes this is a ploy, hence the quick duck under from a WICKED LEFT HOOK~! LOGAN :huh: Logan’s expression changes again following an atomic drop. LOGAN :o COACH I thought Ned’s supposed to be a good guy, Cole. What’s he doing still hustling? COLE He’s just fighting fire with fire. Simon tags in and the O.C. Cobras hit THE DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan reverses a whip and Synth knees Simon in the back. That leads to a tag and a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Snyth stomps Simon before heading up top, but pauses to praise the heavens, allowing Ned to shake the top rope and cause Synth to CROTCH himself on the turnbuckle! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Simon tags out and Ned comes in firing. He decks Synth with a back elbow and nails Logan on the apron for good measure! COACH Where‘s the outrage, Cole? You’d be whining had it been the other way around. Ned spikes the point of the elbow into Synth’s heart and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY LOGAN! Ned slams Synth as Logan is escorted back to his corner. A tag follows and so does the dropping of THE ATOMIC BLOND…BUT SYNTH GETS THE KNEES UP!!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Logan tags in and floors Simon with a running double axe handle smash to the face! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan introduces Simon violently to the buckle and then hammers him with an array of short left jabs to the face and body. But Logan makes the mistake of paint brushing the blond and has the tables turned on him! * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Logan reverses a whip but Simon leapfrogs him and delivers a cross body on the rebound! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Logan rakes the eyes and dumps Simon outside. COLE The referee better keep a watchful eye here. You’ve got 4 devious people in the Heavenly Rockers corner. COACH Like a best friend, religious leader/promoter, good wife and head of security would do anything illegal, Cole. Just as Coach finishes his sentence Colonel Abdullah punches Simon and Holly kicks him. Again. And again. COLE What do you have to say now, Coach? COACH Rape? COLE Give me a break. Simon is tossed back in and the Heavenly Rockers tag. Synth scrolls in cool as a cucumber and spikes Simon with a PILEDRIVER! The cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! Synth shoves Ned from behind and gets leveled. As the referee restrains Ned, Logan enters to give Simon a DDT, but a LOW BLOW puts a stop to that! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Oh, my! COACH What blatant disregard for the rules, Cole. Not to mention an act of desperation. “SIMON” chants ring throughout once again as he seeks to make the all important tag, but Synth grabs a leg and brings Simon up to his feet. SYNTH You ain’t so bad now, huh? Simon responds with an ENZIGURI~! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The O.C. Cobras tag and Ned comes in kicking ass, leveling the Heavenly Rockers on numerous occasions. DOUBLE COCONUT sends Logan out to the floor and Synth into a STUN GUN! Abdullah hops on the apron and is met by Ned. The Colonel does his best lawyer’s plea to no avail, as Ned readies to drill him, but the sound of footsteps cause him to move and Synth collides with Abdullah! Synth stumbles back into a SCHOOL BOY! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! SAVE BY LOGAN! Simon re-enters and all hell breaks loose. COACH We’ve got all 4 men going at it, Cole. COLE They’re sweaty and half naked too! Logan and Simon take their fight out to the floor while Ned positions Synth for THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX as the ref desperately tries to get Logan and Simon back on the apron. That allows QUIZ to sneak in and blast Ned with a BIG BOOT! COLE Damn him! Quiz places Synth on top and exits. COACH Logan’s got Simon trapped in the corner, Cole. The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, advancing to the 2010 Anderson Cup Finals… THE HEAVENLYYYYYYY ROCKERS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Heart-Shaped Box“ by Nirvana cues as Abdullah shoves the ref aside to raise the Heavenly Rockers‘ arms in victory. COLE The Heavenly Rockers stole one, damn it! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" TEAM HEYROSS run-in to inform the referee of what happened, only to be ambushed by the Heavenly Rockers! COACH I’m glad to see there’s still justice in the world, Cole. Team Heyross came out here to attack the Heavenly Rockers and got the tables turned on them. COLE Oh, please. Team Heyross fight back and the Heavenly Rockers retreat. COLE Look at that. The Heavenly Rockers leaving with their tail between their legs. COACH No, you idiot. They’re living to fight another day. COLE Fans, we gotta take a break. Stay with us!

Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with the One & Only World tag team champions, the LDC Moneygang and Enterprise CEO Theodore Moneymaker, who proudly declared the Enterprise is alive and well. Moneymaker also announced a reorganization within the group. He'll now manage CMJ and Spencer while Lorelei goes full-time with Christan Wright. Talk shifted to Anglepalooza and the LDCMG successful tag title defense, "Which I'm sure pains you and everybody in this arena to admit" said Reiger. He and CMJ proceed to run down the Christ Air Express, prompting the identical twin sensations to confront them onstage. The CAE expressed disgust at how the LDCMG originally won and since retained the tag titles, causing CMJ to ask if they shouldn't be off getting high somewhere to laughs from his Enterprise partners. "We already high" said MARV, "High on taking those belts away from you" finished MEL. The CAE then slugged the champions to Moneymaker's shock.

LDC Moneygang interview

Anderson Cup Semi-Final Orange County Cobras vs. Heavenly Rockers

I edited the credits. You had me as the director! I'll feedback the rest of the show later, but I enjoyed the rumble greatly. I liked how you used the music for the intros. Job well done. EDIT: Rest of the feedback Even in short form that was a fun World title match. Has there ever been a World title match that went on first? OAOAST making history yet again! Surprised to see Morgan retain. I thought Lindsay was taking home the gold. Interview! You don't see too many on our PPVs. Poor Moracca. Dude wants an autograph and gets his ass kicked. Like Quiz's catchphrase.

My match is in, just so you know. Now I'm tired.

BUFFER OAOAST Marks, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “Tom Sawyer“ by Rush cues and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez leads the Can-Am Assassins ringside. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers. Led down the aisle by LINDSAY GONZALEZ, at a total combine weight of 488 pounds… “AFTER HOURS” FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM AAAASSSSAAAASSSSSINNNNSSSS!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Strutter poses on the middle turnbuckle while Pantera stretches, knee bandaged and all. COLE There you see the knee of Ken Pantera heavily taped after he was sneak-attacked by the LDC Moneygang this past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated. In case you missed, here‘s what happened. [b][color="purple"]Courtesy: OAOAST Syndicated This Past Weekend[/b][/color] [quote]Some poor jobber is placed in THE FULL NELSON and swung around by Pantera. VENTURA It’s all over but the crying, Schiavone. This guy won’t last long. The jobber submits. SCHIAVONE Right you are, Jesse. VENTURA I’m always right. Don’t you forget it. SCHIAVONE Big win for the Can-Am Assassins heading into Anglepalooza this Sunday on pay-per… Wait a second! The LDC Moneygang hit the ring and all hell breaks loose as they and the CAA go at it. Pantera sends Reiger down and goes to assist Strutter, but Reiger pops up and delivers a devastating chop block! SCHIAVONE Oh--Oh, no. VENTURA Pantera made a costly mistake and paid for it. Never turn your back on an opponent. OAOAST official swarm the area to restore order.[/quote] COLE In many people’s minds the uncrown tag team champions, tonight the Can-Am Assassins get another shot at the gold and this time the odds are even with Lindsay Gonzalez in their corner to combat Lorelei DeCenzo. COACH Like that sweet little angel would interfere. And I know what you’re gonna say, Cole, so don’t bother. Lorelei’s gone over that twice already. She was just looking for her missing contact lens. COLE And I’m really straight. Give me a break! “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits to a fairly large pop, but not enough to completely drown out the boo birds. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 420 pounds, THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! Flanked by green and gold spotlights, Reiger plays to the hometown crowd. His partner, a Boston native, isn’t so warmly received, however. CMJ heckled by obnoxious Yankees fans still basking in the glory of their 27th championship. COLE We always knew New Yorkers were a unique bunch and they’re proving it again tonight. COACH Translation: you can’t believe a lot of them are cheering for the LDC Moneygang. The pre-match garb is removed and the titles are handed to referee Charles Robinson, who holds them up for all to see. After some last second words both teams are ready to go. * DINGDINGDING * CMJ and Strutter elect to start, but a loud “WE WANT REIGER” chants prompts a change. Reiger struts in and offers a NY handshake, which Strutter swats away in favor of a HIGH ROUNDHOUSE KICK! LORELEI :angry: Reiger rolls outside for a breather, but too close to the ropes he gets leveled by a baseball slide! Strutter dumps him back in and performs a SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA!! ONE! TWO! SAVE BY CMJ! Pantera enters and the Can-Am Assassins double-team CMJ. They deck CMJ with a double back elbow and then Pantera press slams Strutter onto him! Reiger charges forward, but Strutter ducks a wild right and executes a BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX with an assist from Pantera, who simultaneously delivers a clothesline! The count. ONE! TWO! NO! Reiger gets the shoulder up. The CAA tag following a snap suplex and Pantera drops a big elbow. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera looks to ram Reiger into the buckle, but Reiger puts on the brakes and Pantera crashes in. Reiger proceeds to unload in the corner, which includes choking Pantera with the draw string of his shorts! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! Luckily for Reiger, he disguises the choke well enough to trick the ref into thinking it’s with his hand, not string. CMJ tags in and immediately delivers a series of leg strikes. COLE We knew it was a matter of time before the LDC Moneygang went after the leg they targeted again this past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated. CMJ drapes Pantera’s legs across the middle and drives the knee in repeatedly. But a clubbing blow from Pantera knocks CMJ off his feet. COACH That’s gonna feel like getting hit with a hammer, Cole. Pantera is freakishly strong. Pantera hobbles towards his corner only to be taken down by CMJ, who then slams Pantera’s leg into the mat. CMJ attempts a single-leg crab, but again Pantera strikes him hard, which leads to a CAA tag. And Strutter enters a house afire. He whips CMJ into the ropes and makes the cover following a POWERSLAM! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter plants CMJ mid-ring with a FALLAWAY SLAM, and then delivers a TOP ROPE FLYING ELBOW! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Strutter moves and Reiger knee drops his partner! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE No love for CMJ in New York. Strutter brings CMJ and Reiger together for an impromptu meeting of the minds, knocking Reiger out to the floor where Lorelei pleads with him to get back in, no doubt feeling the tag titles slipping away. On the other side, Lindsay Gonzalez takes joy in Lorelei’s discomfort. But it’s Strutter who feels the pain after CMJ reverses a whip and Reiger knees him in the back. Strutter falls into the clutches of CMJ and a T-BONE SUPLEX! COACH Harvardplex! Reiger gets the tag and attempts a slingshot double stomp, but Strutter puts the hands up and dumps him outside! COLE Boy did that backfire. Strutter pops to his feet and wipes Reiger out with a SUICIDE DIVE! Reiger is thrown back in and drilled by a MISSLE DROPKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera tags in and gorilla press slams Reiger, who then lures the strongman into false sense of security by calling for time, only to grab the tights and fling Pantera face-first into top turnbuckle! Pantera falls to the seat of his pants and Reiger follows up with a running knee to the face! COACH Blood is the New Black! COLE Could this be it? Reiger drags Pantera away from the corner and covers him. ONE! TWO! NO! Reiger gives Pantera a mock round of applause and then sets for a suplex, but Pantera blocks it and delivers one himself! Reiger quickly tags out and CMJ stuns Pantera stun with another round of leg strikes. Irish uppercuts follow, but Pantera reverses a whip and places CMJ in a BEARHUG on the rebound! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lorelei hears it as she hops on the apron to grab the referee‘s attention, but it also attracts Lindsay and the MSG faithful go crazy in anticipation of a cat fight. Charles Robinson plays peacemaker as Reiger leaps off the top in a blindside attack, but Pantera turns and CMJ is the one nailed by a double axe handle! Pantera then puts both LDCMG members in a bear hug! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE What strength exhibited by Ken Pantera! CMJ and Reiger thumb Pantera in the eyes to break free. Then they try to whip him across, but Pantera pulls them both in for a clothesline! COACH This homecoming is turning into a nightmare for the LDC Moneygang, Cole. Pantera fires CMJ in for a POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera executes a double underhook stall suplex and looks to follow with a knee drop, but CMJ moves and the strongman jams the knee into the canvas. And like a shark smelling blood, CMJ jumps on Pantera. He drags him to the corner and BASHES the leg against the RINGPOST! Again. And again. Pantera tries to crawl away only to have his foot grabbed by CMJ. The LDCMG tag and Reiger delivers his trademark SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP… ONTO THE LEG! LORELEI :) Looking to weaken the knee further, Reiger applies an INDIAN DEATHLOCK. COLE Spencer Reiger digging deep into his bag of tricks. COACH Yeah. CMJ is the expert of the team at submission holds. Obviously he’s shared his knowledge, as a good partner would. COLE You’ve never shared anything with me. COACH We could resurrect Einstein and have him teach you everything he knows and you’d still be worthless! COLE :( The legs still death locked, Reiger brides back to place Pantera in a reverse chinlock, which proves to be a mistake as Pantera easily breaks the grip. But rather than panic Reiger delivers a measured knee drop and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Standing dropkick knocks Pantera outside, where CMJ gives him a STUN GUN ON THE GUARDRAIL while the ref and Strutter are distracted by Reiger. COLE Cambridge Curse on the guardrail! Oh my! COACH I wouldn’t be surprised if Ken Pantera is out cold, Cole. CMJ rolls Pantera back in and Reiger makes a nonchalant cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Reiger flips his lid and berates the referee over a supposed slow count. The ref shoots back and Reiger drops his claim. CMJ tags in and shoves Pantera into the corner for a combination of Irish uppercuts, knife-edge chops and leg strikes. Pantera returns fire and nearly escapes the LDCMG corner, but CMJ trips him up and the LDCMG debut a new double-team move: a HIGH-LIFTING GERMAN SUPLEX/INVERTED TOP ROPE BULLDOG!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” The count. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY STRUTTER! Reiger and Strutter exchange words as CMJ slaps on THE FIGURE-4 on Pantera! “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Right in Pantera’s face, referee Charles Robinson doesn’t see Reiger stick his feet through the ropes to push down on CMJ for additional leverage. COLE Turn around, ref! Of course Reiger is far away by the time Robinson does indeed look behind. Reiger sneaks the feet back in the second Robinson shifts his attention back to Pantera. That brings in Strutter who’s quickly restrained. COACH That’s a rookie mistake from a veteran like Felix Strutter. He’s letting his emotion get the better of him right now. COLE It’s certainly understandable given the stakes involved: the One & Only World tag team championship. Order restored, Reiger again sticks his feet through the ropes and this time Strutter gets past the ref. COACH Uh-oh. Reiger’s in big trouble here. Strutter knees CMJ upside the head and turns Reiger, who’s straddling the middle rope, into a human seesaw by slapping his legs down after every blow to get another one in! COLE New York’s Finest may be New York’s ugliest by the time Felix Strutter gets done with him. CMJ waistlocks Strutter from behind but eats an elbow, then stumbles into Pantera and a TRAPPED ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Physically exhausted, Pantera uses the ropes to pull himself up, but Reiger runs down the apron and nails him with an ENZIGURI! CMJ makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Where did Pantera find the strength to kick out, Cole? COLE I don’t know, but the crowd sure appreciates the heart and determination of Ken Pantera. And who thought we’d be saying that? Reiger tags in and delivers a MOONSAULT… BUT PANTERA GETS THE KNEES UP!! REIGER :o COLE That expression says it all. COACH Yeah, but it hurt Pantera just as much since he used his knees. Pantera crawls to his corner as Reiger tags out. CMJ rushes in and grabs the leg, but Pantera turns on his back and kicks CMJ off with his good leg, then tags Strutter! COLE Ohhhhh my! Strutter blocks a right and unloads. He whips CMJ in for a BAAAAAACK body drop and follows up with a DOUBLE-ARM DDT! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter attempts a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, but CMJ drops down and tries to apply THE BOSTON STRANGLER. Strutter counters out into a hammerlock and then executes a TIGER SUPLEX!! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO!! REIGER MAKES THE SAVE! COLE The Can-Am Assassins a half a count away from becoming the tag team champions. The LDCMG pummel Strutter and then whip him in for a double clothesline. Unbeknownst to them, however, a blind tag by Pantera. COACH The champs are going for the Spike Reiger Counter not realizing a tag’s been made, Cole. Pantera gives them the message, clubbing Reiger across the back and slamming CMJ off the middle rope. Strutter dropkicks Reiger outside and takes him down with a slingshot cross body as CMJ is placed in THE FULL NELSON! COLE Are we gonna see new champions? As Reiger and Strutter brawl on the floor, Lorelei climbs on the apron and again is met by Lindsay. The two argue before Lorelei fires the first shot, A SLAP TO THE FACE! LINDSAY :angry: COACH Forget about it, Lindsay. I say kiss and make up. Lindsay retaliates and Lorelei desperately seeks shelter inside, but Charles Robinson keeps her from entering. Suddenly there’s a commotion in the crowd, the result of THEODORE MONEYMAKER running into the ring and CLIPPING THE KNEE OF PANTERA! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Hey, it’s Teddy. COLE Where the hell has he been?!? Moneymaker flees like a thief in the night while Pantera gets himself trapped in THE BOSTON STRANGLER! COLE Don’t tell me it’s gonna end like this. Pantera refuses to tap despite being choked out. Meanwhile, Reiger shoves Strutter into the ring post and comes to Lorelei’s aid. With Pantera unresponsive referee Charles Robinson has no choice but to call for the bell. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 420 pounds, THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! “The World is Mine” plays as Moneymaker awards the titles to the LDC Moneygang. COLE Whether you like him or hate him, you gotta admire the guts of Ken Pantera. He never quit, he passed out from the pain. COACH There’s no denying the toughness of strongman Ken Pantera, but when people look in the record books it’s gonna show the LDC Moneygang as winners. Though the match is over, the humiliation is not. Lorelei produces a pair of CLIPPERS and Axe shampoo. COLE Oh, come on. Is this really necessary? You’ve won the damn match. Lorelei begins to rather Pantera’s hair when MARV and MEL, THE CHRIST AIR EXPRESS chase Moneymaker and company away. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" A staredown ensues between the champs and CAE. COACH What are these idiots doing interfering in other people’s business? COLE To prevent a disgusting act from taking place. COACH Geez, Cole, they were gonna shave Pantera bald, not sodomize him. Maybe if they had been Los Diablos de Fuego. COLE There's a lovely image. Uh, I mean disgusting thought!

BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, first from South Florida, weighing 225 pounds… DREW MANNING! His tag team partner, 220 pounds… BRETT SANCHEZ! Both guys wave to the crowd in typical jobber fashion. COLE A couple of graduates from OAOVW making their OAOAST debut, but what a challenge they have ahead of them. “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits and the LDCMG head to the ring flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 420 pounds, THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" All business heading into their big title defense Sunday night at Anglepalooza, CMJ and Reiger look to make quick work of their opponents, attacking them immediately. * DINGDINGDING * COACH No doubt the champs are sending a message to the Can-Am Assassins here, Cole. CMJ hammers Manning in the corner with Irish uppercuts as Reiger chops Sanchez. The LDCMG whip their opponents into each other, and then CMJ executes an HARVARDPLEX, with Reiger following up with a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! Standing dropkick sends Sanchez into the arms of CMJ for an IRISH SUPLEX! COLE The champs looking awesome. COACH And obviously not working by the hour. They got Brett set for the spike Reiger Counter! Sanchez gets spiked and Reiger makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the team of COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CUE: “The World is Mine” Lorelei pulls out the GIANT MONEYBAGS and the LDCMG place their beaten opponents in them. COLE Not this again. It's degrading. COACH But really damn funny. CMJ and Spencer are taking their moneybags to the pay window! CMJ and Reiger slump the bags over their shoulders and head off to the world famous interview stage where Tony Brannigan is position. BRANNIGAN I’m joined now by the reigning tag team champions of the world, Spencer Reiger and Colin Maguire, Jr., accompanied by their manager Lorelei DeCenzo. And guys, you’re just hours away from your first televised title defense against the Can-Am Assassins this Sunday night LIVE exclusively on pay-per-view at Anglepalooza. REIGER New York’s Finest returns home, Brannigan. And unlike another rookie who plays in the Big Apple, you’re looking at not one but two young lions who will come through in the clutch. LORELEI Our bags are packed and my boys are ready, Tony. They dethroned the longest reigning tag champions in OAOAST history, a record they will ultimately break and it starts this Sunday with the Can-Am Assassins. In fact, seeing as how Felix and Kenny will be traveling to Spencer’s hometown for Anglepalooza, I’ve taken the liberty of buying a couple of souvenirs for them. (reaches into purse) For Felix, a DVD of the 1991 film “Jungle Fever” by Spike Lee. Because everybody knows he’s got a bad case for me. And for Ken, Axe anti-dandruff shampoo. Just look at his hair. Clearly he’s suffering from irritation. REIGER/LORELEI :lol: CMJ Once the hunters but now the hunted. Friend or foe, it don’t matter who gets in our way. The tag titles aren’t going anywhere but around our waists! “The World is Mine” cues again as the champs exit. COLE The tag titles on the line this Sunday at Anglepalooza!

LDC Moneygang in action + promo

[b][color=orange]LAST WEEK[/b][/color] [quote]Pantera attempts a double underhook, but CMJ blocks it and goes under to hit a high-lifting GERMAN SUPLEX! COACH Irish Suplex! The count. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! CMJ immediately looks to clamp on THE BOSTON STRANGLER, but Pantera counters with a hammerlock and places CMJ in a FULL NELSON! COLE There it is, the full nelson! COACH And Pantera’s got it on good, Cole. CMJ needs to get out of this soon or it’ll be over in a hurry. Reiger grabs the referee’s attention, but Strutter comes over and delivers a big roundhouse! As the official tries to retain order, Lorelei DeCenzo sneaks behind Pantera, only to be blindsided by… …LINDSAY GONZALEZ!?! LORELEI :huh: BITCHSLAP knocks Lorelei out of the ring. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" LINDSAY Surprise, bitch! Lindsay dusts her hands as she exits. COLE Is Lindsay the Can-Am Assassins’ surprise? COACH I think that’s why she said, “surprise, bitch!” With nobody around to help CMJ is forced to SUBMIT! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER The winner of the match… KEN PANTERA!! CMJ :angry: COLE The Can-Am Assassins got the better of the LDC Moneygang tonight. Cab they do it again at Anglepalooza?[/quote] Up in the ring we find OAOAST Original Tony Brannigan. BRANNIGAN Two weeks from this Sunday live exclusively on pay-per-view my guests will challenge the LDC Moneygang for the One & Only World tag team championship at Anglepalooza. Accompanied by LINDSAY GONZALEZ, here are FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS! “Tom Sawyer” by Rush hits and the reaction is mixed as the CAA and Lindsay join Brannigan in the ring. BRANNIGAN We’ve got a lot of topics to discuss, but let’s start with the most recent development and that’s your surprise association with Lindsay Gonzalez. STRUTTER Unlike Spencer Reiger and CMJ, we don’t need some broad to handle our business affairs, but we damn sure needed one crazy bitch to combat Lorelei DeCenzo since we can‘t lay a hand on her without facing major consequences. Just think about the men Lindsay’s hanged with in the past, Brannigan. We’re talking guys like Tha Puerto Rican and Stephen Popick. You gotta be crazy tough to willingly associate with the likes of them. BRANNIGAN Speaking of laying hands on Lorelei DeCenzo, she claims you’re suffering from a chronic case of jungle fever! STRUTTER (laughs) She’s got it wrong, Brannigan. Lorelei is the one who dreams about going after hours with Felix Strutter. But that little girl’s been passed around more times than rolls during Thanksgiving that I wouldn’t touch her to scratch her. She’s gotta be her doctor’s favorite patient. BRANNIGAN I’m sure those comments won’t sit well with Lorelei, just as I’m sure her comments this past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated probably didn’t sit too well with you, Lindsay Gonzalez. Before I get your response, let’s hear Lorelei’s comments again for people who may have missed it. [b][color=purple]Courtesy: OAOAST Syndicated[/b][/color] [quote]Lorelei’s promo where she claimed jealously is fueling Lindsay's alliance with the Can-Am Assassins. "Looks, money, talent. I got everything you don't. Something else you're not, the manager of the One & Only World tag team champions. And you never will be."[/quote] LINDSAY Me jealous? Don’t flatter yourself, Lorelei, be concerned. Be concerned you might go home with permanent black and blue eye shadow if you try to interfere like you did at the New Year’s Spectacular. STRUTTER Kenny, my man, it looks like you got something to say. Do you? PANTERA Reiger, CMJ, we’re taking the belts home at Anglepalooza! “Tom Sawyer” cues as Strutter plays to the crowd. BRANNIGAN The Can-Am Assassins are ready. Will they become the new One & Only World tag team champions? Only way to find out is by ordering Anglepalooza live exclusively on pay-per-view!

“Mother” by Danzig cues and Queen Esther leads the Last Kings of Scotland ringside. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round Anderson Cup bout! Introducing first, the #6 team in the tournament, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! From Glasgow, Scotland, total combine weight 475 pounds, Europe’s finest athletes… “THE CELTIC THUNDER” DANNY BOY and “THE BRAVEHEART” SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Here we go with our second to last first round Anderson Cup bout, the winner to meet COD in the semifinals. “Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody” plays Deuce and Jumbo to the ring. PENZER And their opponents, ranked #3 in the Anderson Cup… total combine weight 830 pounds… from Las Vegas, Nevada… DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois... JUMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" * DINGDINGDING * Danny Boy and Deuce circle around before locking up, and Danny immediately rakes the eyes! He hammers away on the Flaming Gigolo and then attempts an Irish whip, but Deuce puts on the breaks and executes a MILITARY PRESS SLAM! QUEEN ESTHER :o Scottish Scott enters and suffers the same fate. Deuce clotheslines him outside and then levels Danny with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Deuce rams Danny into the big boot of Jumbo, who receives the tag and proceeds to drive his shoulder into Danny’s midsection again and again. COACH Come on, referee! Jumbo’s gotta let him out of the corner. Jumbo does alright, although Danny wishes he hadn’t as he’s splashed in the opposite corner! Danny falls back smack in the middle of the ring, prompting Jumbo‘s eyes to light up. COACH Oh no, not the XL Splash. COLE This is gonna be the shortest match in Anderson Cup history. Fortunately for Danny, Scott climbs in and pulls him to safety. COACH Scottish Scott saved his team from elimination. COLE At least for now. The Last Kings regroup and Scottish Scott tags in. He and Jumbo lockup and Scott lands a knee to the gut, then repeatedly clubs Jumbo across the back. Jumbo reverses a whip and drills Scott with a BIG BOOT. Again he goes for the XL Splash, but nobody’s home as Scott moves. Scott baits Deuce inside and the Last Kings pummel Jumbo with rapid-fire double axe handle smashes ala Demolition. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Danny exits to Esther’s applause and receives the tag. Up top he goes, only to be caught in a BEARHUG on the way down! Danny quickly thumbs the eye and attempts a PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM. Needless to say, Danny can’t even get the big guy inches off the ground. Jumbo counters with a hip block and tags Deuce. COLE Well, that was foolish. COACH You gotta give Danny Boy an A for effort, though. Falcon Arrow plants Danny mid-ring, and then Deuce signals for THE FLYING HEADBUTT, prompting Queen Esther to rush over to the corner. QUEEN ESTHER Excuse me? Excuse me, kind sir? Could you please not dive off the top? Intentional or not, Esther distracts Deuce long enough for him to be hit by a dropkick and fall to the floor. COLE Oh, come on. COACH Come on, what? COLE You don’t think Queen Esther distracted Deuce on purpose? COACH I have no doubt she wanted to spare her man pain, but not inflict any on Deuce. It’s not her fault he didn’t keep an eye out on his opponent. The referee keeps Danny at bay while Scottish Scott works over Deuce outside. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Scott rolls Deuce back in and the Last Kings tag. Scott stomps the tattooed head of Deuce and then drops down to choke him! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-- Scott waits till the very end to break. Quick tag ensues and Danny Boy performs a springboard cross body splash! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! We get another quick tag after Danny rams Deuce into the knee of Scott. Scott whips Deuce into the ropes and connects with a clubbing clothesline. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Scott sets Deuce for a piledriver, but Deuce counters with a backdrop, rolls under a clothesline, decks Danny and drills Scott with a dropkick! COLE The Flaming Gigolo on fire. Jumbo tags in and delivers THE XL SPLASH~!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" But first the referee orders Deuce out of the ring, allowing Danny to dive off the top rope to drill Jumbo with the HANDLE of Scott’s SPIKED CLUB!! COLE Damn him! Danny places Scott on top and exits. The count. DEUCE :huh: ONE! TWO! THREE!!! The bell sounds as Deuce is late breaking up the pin. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, advancing to the semifinals… DANNY BOY and SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Queen celebrates with her men. COLE The Last Kings of Scotland steal the victory, which means they’ll face COD in the semi-finals, Coach. COACH No doubt they’ll be the heavy underdogs, just as they were tonight. But Scottish Scott and Danny Boy showed they’ll do anything to win. COD better not take them lightly or they won’t make it to the finals. COLE Our final first round bout next week will see the Heavenly Rockers take on Citizen Soldiers. COACH The Heavenly Rockers said it would be a piece of cake and I’m not one to doubt them. COLE Stay with us, folks. HeldDOWN~! continues after this.

1st Round Anderson Cup Match 3) Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo vs. 6) Last Kings of Scotland And if I'm not feeling lazy, a CAA promo

Hot News on the Lorelei DeCenzo/Lindsay Gonzalez incident from last week's HD

Hot Newz [color="#FF0000"][b]HOT NEWZ~![/b][/color] this week: Lindsay Gonzalez bitch slapping Lorelei DeCenzo last week on HeldDOWN~! Comments from Lorelei followed, the LDC Moneygang at her side. She claimed jealously is fueling Lindsay's alliance with the Can-Am Assassins. "Looks, money, talent. I got everything you don't. Something else you're not, the manager of the One & Only World tag team champions. And you never will be." Quote of Wk [color="blue"][b]ONE & ONLY QUOTE OF THE WEEK[/b][/color] [quote=Da Coach, OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, January 15, 2010]If you've got a 300 pound Samoan in your corner, you're not going to tell him to do wacky little dances and strut around the ring, are you? Why buy a dog and then bark yourself?[/quote]