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Wayne's World clip = excellent! A lot's changed since then, like the logos for Pizza Hut and Pepsi. Melody looked like she had one too many, but Patty once again did a helluva job w/the NH stuff. Lindsay's return is sure to heat up the women's division. CW got a makeover. Heck of a match between him and CS. And here I thought Patty was asking my approval to change the LKOS theme when he already had. Lucky for him I agreed. And the WDW boys do another job. Maybe I should've put over Reiger, lol. The string of fun matches continue w/J-Max-Black. Then again, have we ever had a bad match? Sandman/Denzel was vintage Alf. And that ME was something else. Did not see that coming at all. Helluva way to end the year.

Hot News on the tag title match at the NYS Heavenly Rockers interview

Make it 2 for SYN.

I guess we could always move the February Spectacular to Edmonton. Help fulfill one fan's dream!

You know my OAOAST memory is bad!

To go on sometime after Felix vs. Spencer if possible. PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the next contest is for THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody” plays Deuce and Jumbo to the ring. PENZER Introducing first, the challengers… total combine weight 830 pounds… from Las Vegas, Nevada… DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! His tag team partner, from Chicago, Illinois... JUMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" JIVIN’ JR Hoss-a-mania is running wild in Indy. COACH Talk about luck, JR. One minute Deuce and Jumbo are stuffing their faces at the buffet line, the next they’re booked in a tag title match! “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. PENZER Their opponents are the reigning World Tag Team Champions… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose as red, white and blue pyro blasts in the background. JIVIN’ JR It’s not just a catchy buzzword, folks, Team Heyross are indeed the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history. Collegiate standouts, Anderson Cup winners, multi-time tag champions… COACH And the only team to hold the WDW tag titles. In fact, the WDW belts are one of two tag titles -- HI-YAH being the other -- that merged with the OAOAST set to create the One & Only World tag team championship. The pomp and circumstance dies down and we’re set to go. * DINGDINGDING * Deuce and Benjamin open things for their respective teams, and immediately Deuce catches everyone off-guard with a go-behind waistlock takedown! JIVIN’ JR How bout that? The big guy going to the mat. COACH Because of his size Deuce utilizes a power game, but he can mat wrestle too. Plus it was a good way to throw Team Heyross off their game. They prepared for a brawl, not mat wrestling. JIVIN’ JR No, but they’re masters at it. Deuce needs to make sure he mixes up his game or he’ll end up playing into the champions hands. Benjamin sits out into a hammerlock, but Deuce counters. The Flaming Gigolo switches to a side headlock and is shoved off. Shoulder tackle floors Benjamin, who quickly responds with a drop toehold. Benjamin grabs a headlock and cranks on the pressure. Deuce whips Benjamin into the ropes and both men crisscross. JIVIN’ JR CRISS CROSS! CRISS CROSS! CRISS CROSS! Benjamin drops down and Deuce CARTWHEELS across. BENJAMIN :huh: Benjamin pops to his feet and gets decked by a dropkick! COACH It’s just like old-times watching these guys battle for the gold. Deuce rams Benjamin into the buckle and tags out. Jumbo clubs Benjamin repeatedly in the corner, then shoots him across…but Benjamin avoids an avalanche splash and executes a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Moss tags in and connects with a SUPERKICK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Team Heyross begin to target the leg of Jumbo as Moss BASHES it against the RINGPOST! Again. And again. Jumbo scoots back mid-ring but Moss stays on the attack, dropping a series of elbows across the leg. Team Heyross tag and Benjamin delivers a slingshot knee drop onto the outstretch leg of Jumbo. Benjamin digs the knee in and wrenches the ankle for additional pressure. COACH Team Heyross quicken the pace long enough to gain control of the match, and now they’re starting to wear Jumbo down. Benjamin drags Jumbo towards the center of the ring for a SINGLE-LEG CRAB, but Deuce delivers a HEADBUTT to break it up. JIVIN JR In case you folks are wondering, that is a legal move. You are allowed to breakup a pin or submission. Jumbo shakes off the knee and goes on the offensive, grimacing after every clubbing blow. BIG BOOT finds its mark, but it does as much damage to Jumbo as it does Benjamin. A tag ensues and Deuce plants Benjamin with a FALCON ARROW! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin ducks a clothesline, but Deuce blocks the kick that follows…only for Benjamin to answer back with a DRAGON WHIP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Team Heyross tag and perform a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! Another quick cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Deuce kicks out again. Benjamin re-enters to assist Moss in a DOUBLE SUPLEX, but Deuce counters with a singular double suplex of his own! JIVIN’ JR What power! We get a tag and Jumbo whips Moss in for a CORNER AVALANCE, which he’s quick to follow with THE XL SPLASH! COACH It could be over right here, JR. BUT MOSS GETS THE KNEES UP!! JIVIN’ JR Jumbo went for everything and got nothing. COACH Moss didn’t come out of it unscathed, either. He just had 440 crash on his knees. Indeed, Moss limps to his corner for the tag. And Benjamin heads right back to the leg of Jumbo, slapping on THE FIGURE-4 LEGLOCK. "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Deuce thinks quick and sprints across the apron to deliver a FLYING HEADBUTT ON BENJAMIN! JIVIN’ JR How do you like your soup, Quentin Benjamin? Hopefully FUNKY COLD! MEDINA! Moss has the ref escort Deuce out of the ring, then grapevines Jumbo’s legs for THE MOSSY KNOLL! JIVIN’ JR Moss is going for it! He’s going for the Mossy Knoll! COACH No way can Moss hook the hold on him. Jumbo’s too big. To Coach’s surprise, Moss does indeed turn Jumbo over, with the ref in perfect position to check for a submission. But Jumbo hangs tough and eventually gets bailed out by Deuce, who blindsides Moss with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK! JIVIN’ JR That caught Moss right in the temple. He may be out of it. Jumbo returns to a vertical base and SPLASHES down on Moss. JIVIN’ JR XL SPLASH~!!! The cover. But the ref must first get Deuce out of the ring, and then he makes the count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! NO, SAVE BY BENJAMIN!!!! JIVIN’ JR GOOD GAWD! DEUCE AND JUMBO WERE INCHES AWAY FROM BEING NEW TAG CHAMPIONS! COACH Take a chill pill, man. Or you might not live to see our main event. Still woozy from the flying head BUTT, Benjamin climbs up top as Jumbo tags out. COACH Benjamin doesn’t know where he’s at, JR. Deuce catches Benjamin in midair and executes a RUNNING POWERSLAM! JIVIN’ JR He does now, by gawd. Flat on his back! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Deuce fires Benjamin to the corner for a HANDSPRING ELBOW, then slams him before going up top. COACH What’s he gonna do here? A MOONSAULT, that’s what…BUT NOBODY’S HOME! Now it’s Benjamin’s turn to take to the air and he connects with a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin looks to follow up with his ORANGE CRUSH finisher, but Deuce floats over and scoops Benjamin across his shoulders. JIVIN’ JR Oh yeah. It’s time for a BOOTY CALL~! And Deuce is hungry for a little brown sugar. Deuce executes his secondary finishing maneuver and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY MOSS! Jumbo knocks him out to the floor where they continue to fight. Meanwhile, Deuce whips Benjamin to the corner, but charges into a KNEE TO THE FACE and then a TOP ROPE BULLDOG!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners and still World tag team champions… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" No, the crowd didn’t suddenly turn on Team Heyross, but rather let their voices be heard as THE LDC MONEYGANG hit the ring. COACH We’ve got company, JR. Reiger POSTS Jumbo while CMJ whips Moss into the STEEL STEPS. Next they target Quentin Benjamin, dropping him with THE SPIKE REIGER COUNTER! They continue to do a number on him until THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS makes the save! JIVIN’ JR Did you ever think we’d one day see the Can-Am Assassins save Team Heyross? I certainly didn’t. COACH Neither did I. A leg strike by CMJ knocks Pantera off his feet, then he joins Reiger in a beat down on Strutter. But CHARLIE MOSS evens the odds! COACH Look at this. Moss and Strutter are fighting together! Referees swarm the ring to breakup the melee. JIVIN’ JR GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY, WE NEED A COMMERCIAL BREAK!

“The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits and Spencer Reiger is led down the aisle by Lorelei DeCenzo and CMJ. . PENZER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO and COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., hailing from Manhattan, New York, weighing 210 pounds, he is "THE ONE MAN TRIPLE THREAT"... SSSSPPPEEEEEEEEENNCCCCCEEEEEEERRRRR RRRREEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGGEEEEERRRRRRR!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" JIVIN’ JR As many of you know, the Can-Am Assassins were originally scheduled to compete in tonight’s tag team title match, but due to a knee injured Ken Pantera suffered at the hands of the LDC Moneygang, he’s out another week. So OAOAST officials stepped in and ordered Spencer Reiger to meet Felix Strutter in a special challenge match. This after Lorelei and her men thought they had pulled a fast one to get the title match for themselves. [b][color=purple]Courtesy: OAOAST Syndicated[/b][/color] [quote]The LDC Moneygang’s jaws dropped when Brannigan revealed [b]Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo[/b] were getting the title shot at Seasons Beatings, not them. BRANNIGAN It’s a WDW event and they competed in WDW. Although I was informed you, [b]Spencer Reiger, will be in action at Seasons Beatings against Felix Strutter in a special challenge match![/b] REIGER Tell Josie she’s out of her mind. I’m not wrestling at a WDW event. Their fans are animals![/quote] "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Tom Sawyer” by Rush blasts through the speakers and Felix Strutter receives a warm reception. PENZER His opponent, accompanied by fellow Can-Am Assassin KEN PANTERA… from Thunder Bay, Ontario, Canada, weighing 218 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R!!!! "boooooooooooooooooo!!" "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" "boooooooooooooooooo!!" COACH Mixed reception for Strutter, JR, but a helluva lot less hostile than usual. JIVIN’ JR It doesn’t hurt that he’s going against one of the most arrogant young guns the OAOAST has to offer. Reiger ambushes Strutter on the way in, but Strutter fights back. * DINGDINGDING * The bell officially sounds with Strutter on the offensive. He rams Reiger into the top, middle and bottom turnbuckles 3 times each, then drives the dashing young OAOAST superstar face-first into the mat! JIVIN’ JR Pretty as he is now, Spencer Reiger is gonna be even prettier in the morning. Pretty ugly! Strutter mounts on top of Reiger following a snap suplex and hammers away. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Strutter pauses, amused by the heavy crowd support. He nods and carries on about his business. SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! Instead of a tenth punch, Strutter rakes Reiger’s eye with his boot! COACH It’s like Spencer is facing himself out there going against a guy who isn’t afraid to fight fire with fire. Reiger begs off near the ropes, then flings Strutter outside to buy himself a breather. But Strutter hops right back on the apron to perform a SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA!! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Thumb to the eye breaks Strutter‘s momentum, yet he still manages to reverse an Irish whip and executes a POWERSLAM! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter attempts a gorilla press slam, but Reiger floats over and Strutter is SCHOOL BOY’D! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Now Reiger wraps Strutter up in a SMALL PACKAGE. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! JIVIN’ JR Reiger clearly is trying to get this one over with early. COACH I don’t blame him one bit. WDW crowds are bloodthirsty. They envy people like the LDC Moneygang. Strutter is decked by a standing dropkick, and then drilled by a measured knee drop. Reiger whips Strutter hard to the buckle, so hard it drops Strutter to the seat of his pants. COACH We know what’s coming next. Reiger charges forward, driving the knee into the face of Strutter! JIVIN’ JR Blood is the New Black! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger slams Strutter near the ropes and heads out on the apron. COACH Slingshot double stomp? Yes. NO! Strutter moves and Reiger jams his ankles, and then gets spiked on his head courtesy of a double-arm DDT! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! CMJ places Reiger’s foot on the bottom rope. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ and Lorelei chat as if nothing happened. But something does happen when CMJ is yanked onto the apron. JIVIN’ JR CMJ got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. So will it be a slap on the wrist or a slap in the face? Strutter winds up, then steps aside and the LDC Moneygang almost collide. They high-five, with Reiger pointing to his head. COACH Spencer dodge a bullet there. Reiger turns around and walks into a TRAPPED ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! JIVIN’ JR But not there. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter immediately sets for the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE, but Reiger drops to his knees and delivers a LOW BLOW, followed by THE REIGER COUNTER!!! JIVIN’ JR REIGER COUNTER! REIGER COUNTER! BY GAWD, REIGER COUNTER! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! PANTERA YANKS REIGER OUTSIDE! Reiger gets right in the big man’s face, in large part because CMJ sneaks up and grabs Pantera from behind. COACH They’ve got Pantera, JR. Reiger throws a haymaker which Pantera ducks and CMJ eats! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" LORELEI :o Strutter levels Reiger with a baseball slide and tosses him back in, then breaks out THE SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * “Tom Sawyer” cues as the referee raises Strutter’s hand in victory. PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… "AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR R!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The Can-Am Assassins celebrate as they head backstage, while Lorelei throws a fit in the ring. JIVIN’ JR What a helluva match that was. COACH You can say that again. JIVIN’ JR What a helluva match that was. And we’re not even done yet. There’s still more to come!

Caught the insider joke at the start of the show. And I didn't know TB was a trainer at the OAOVW. Anyway, short show, but the COD stuff was funny. ME was good shit as well. MOTN: TK vs. Bo LOL Moment featuring the greatest promo ever:

Hot Newz on the Anderson Cup OAO World Tag Team Title Match Team Heyross vs. Los Diablos de Fuego Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo squash

Figured it'd be easier to lump everything in one post. Hot Newz [color="#FF0000"][b]HOT NEWZ[/b][/color] this week: the upcoming OAOAST New Year’s Spectacular and Anderson Cup, with the announcement All the Queen’s Men (Last Kings of Scotland & Mardi Gras Hellfire Club) and the Heavenly Rockers have joined the Orange County Cobras, LDC Moneygang and a mystery team in next year’s cup. The final two spots and finalized pairings to be revealed at the NYS. Tag Title Match/Deuce & Jumbo squash (all ties in together) [b][color="blue"][b]ONE & ONLY QUOTE OF THE WEEK[/b][/color] [quote=Maya Duncan-Blanchard, OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, December 20, 2009]Compared to Molly or Mom your chest might as well be pavement at Daytona.[/quote] ***One & Only World Tag Team Championship: Team Heyross © d. Los Diablos de Fuego***[/b] 6 minutes of nonstop action saw the champs retain after hitting the Super Rocker Dropper on Mariachi. After the bout Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with Team Heyross. Brannigan mentioned the Can-Am Assassins were forced to back out of the upcoming tag title match at WDW Seasons Beatings due to a knee injury Ken Pantera suffered at the hand of the LDC Moneygang last week on HeldDOWN~! It was also noted WDW event organizers and OAOAST officials agreed to name a replacement team, but before the announcement could be made the LDC Moneygang arrived on the set. Spencer Reiger: “Spoiler alert, boys and girls. So if you don’t want to know who the replacement team is until Brannigan officially announces it, I suggest you cover your ears and mute your televisions. Now that you’ve done that, allow me to let the cat out of the bag. It’s us! That’s right. We’re the second ranked team in the tag division, and with the very unfortunate news of Ken's injury, that shoots us up to the top spot! So do us a favor and shine those belts real nice for us. We‘ll pick them up at Seasons Beatings.” The LDC Moneygang’s jaws dropped when Brannigan revealed [b]Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo[/b] were getting the title shot at Seasons Beatings, not them. Brannigan: “It’s a WDW event and they competed in WDW. Although I was informed you, [b]Spencer Reiger, will be in action at Seasons Beatings against Felix Strutter in a special challenge match![/b]” Reiger: “Tell Josie she’s out of her mind. I’m not wrestling at a WDW event. Their fans are animals!” The interview concluded with Team Heyross never saying a word and directly to our next match. [b]***Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo Vs. Los Conquistadors***[/b] How do you spell victory? S-Q-U-A-S-H. Funky Cold Medina followed by the XL Splash too much for the voodoo practitioners to handle. [b][color="#FF8C00"]The road to[/color] [color="#808000"]AngleMania[/color] [color="#FF8C00"]begins.[/color] [color="#0000FF"]ANGLEPALOOZA[/color] [color="#FF8C00"]Live from New York Sunday night, January 31 Only on Pay-Per-View[/color][/b]

Can we expect a dead crowd being in Long Island, NY? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Anyway... Can-Am Assassins in action, plus their response to Lorelei's offer from OAOAST Syndicated

I'm on a Watts era WCW kick right now, so we're going old school for the NYS. Two separate entrance tunnels for the heels and faces, with OAOAST banners above, and the ramp is back (unless somebody has a vehicle spot planned). Here's video of how the set looked in real life, except replace the giant Starrcade banner in the middle with a decent size neon OAOAST sign.

OAO Tag Title Match Deuce/Jumbo vs. Team Heyross Plus Spencer Reiger vs. Felix Strutter

Another vote for SYN here.

Yes, with almost every show held at the Nassau Coliseum sucking.

“Tom Sawyer” by Rush plays the Can-Am Assassins to the ring. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring… first, from Kansas City, Kansas… BUTCH SIMMONS! And from Springfield… MILHOUSE SIMPSON! Both men wave to the crowd. BUFFER And their opponents, total combine weight 488 pounds… FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Pantera and Strutter are quick to remove their windbreakers, both eager to get the action underway. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and Pantera starts off with Simpson, a scrawny young man with bowl shaped haircut. They lockup and Pantera delivers a clubbing blow, followed by a scoop slam. Short-arm clothesline turns Simpson inside-out! Pantera tags out and Strutter lets Simpson do the same, paint brushing him along the way. COLE Is that really called for? The kid’s clearly overmatched. COACH Felix is just sending a message, Cole. Everybody is as we head into the new year. Strutter knees the short and stocky Simmons on the way in, but Simmons fights back and gets the better end of an exchange! COLE Oh yeah! Simmons whips Strutter in for a dropkick, then scores with an elbow drop. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simmons attempts a vertical suplex, but Strutter floats over and hits a DOUBLE-ARM DDT! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Strutter wants to inflict more damage, no doubt in response to being shown up moments ago. He stomps away on Simmons, then whips him in for a POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Strutter again breaks the pin, this time laughing as he points to Pantera. The CAA tag and Pantera executes a GORILLA PRESS SLAM before locking on THE FULL NELSON!!! Simmons submits immediately. * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Another dominating outing by the Can-Am Assassins, Coach. [I]Replay: double-arm DDT, gorilla press slam and full nelson[/I] COACH … Pantera locks on the full nelson and Butch Simmons surrenders faster than a Frenchman. COLE Now let’s go up to our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan in the ring with the Can-Am Assassins. BRANNIGAN Thanks very much, guys. Christmas is one week away, but if the Can-Am Assassins have their way, they’ll receive their gifts next Saturday night when WDW presents its 5th anniversary show, Season’s Beatings. STRUTTER Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Next Saturday night our wish of becoming the World tag team champions comes true. And to do it against the only team to ever hold the WDW tag titles on the night we celebrate the old girl, well, it don’t get no sweeter than that. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Heads turn as LORELEI DECENZO enters the ring. LORELEI Pardon the interruption, but did you just rebuff my offer? I mean, you’re talking about the match with Team Heyross like it’s for the gold. Am I right or wrong? STRUTTER No, little girl, you’re right. So you can take your offer and use it as a dildo! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" LORELEI :o STRUTTER But hey, listen up, baby, there’s a brother down in Florida who may be interested. Why don’t you give him a call or text? I’m sure he’d be up for a couple of holes. LORELEI :angry: Lorelei SLAPS Strutter! Then all hell breaks loose when SPENCER REIGER and CMJ ambush the Can-Am Assassins! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Colin CLIPS the knee of Pantera as Reiger knocks Strutter out with a pair of BRASS KNUCKS. COACH This must be plan B, Cole. Placed in the BOSTON STRANGLER, Pantera is defenseless against the series of measured knee drops by Reiger to his leg. COLE They’re trying to make sure the Can-Am Assassins don't make it to Seasons Beatings! OAOAST officials storm the ring and ultimately get the situation under control. COLE Order’s been restored, but the damage has been done. Everybody knew how much being the ones to dethrone Team Heyross meant to CMJ and Spencer Reiger, but I don’t think anybody envisioned this kind of devastation when they said nobody was safe until the gold was theirs. COACH I’m speechless, Mikey. COLE We’ll try to have an update on the condition of Ken Pantera before we go off the air. If no, be sure to check OAOAST.com or this weekend’s Syndicated program for more information.

Edited the elimination tag into NR. Awesome match, btw. As for HD, read it and enjoyed it. Yeah, I kept it short this wk.

[color=blue][b]ONE & ONLY QUOTE OF THE WEEK[/b][/color] [quote=Da Coach, OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, December 12, 2009]What kind of messed up parent would bring their kid to an OAOAST show? [b]WE ARE NOT FOR THE CHILDREN![/b] [/quote] [color="#FF0000"][b]HOT NEWZ[/b][/color] this week: Lorelei DeCenzo offers the Can-Am Assassins a night they’d never forget in exchange for going through with a NON-TITLE match at WDW Season Beatings. “We could have a little Tex-Mex before heading back to my place for a nightcap; help stuff my taco with extra beef.” Hot stuff, right? Anyway, Lorelei gives the Can-Am Assassins until HeldDOWN~! to sleep on it.

Hot Newz on the upcoming tag title match between the CAA & Team Heyross

Which team was the last to hold the WDW tag titles? I checked the Title History thread but didn't see the WDW belts listed, although I want to say Team Heyross after learning the WDW & HI-YAH tag belts were merged w/the OAOAST tag titles.

BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Currently in the ring, first from Tampa, Florida… PAUL SCOTT! His tag team partner, from Seattle, Washington… GREG TAYLOR! Both guys wave to the crowd in typical jobber fashion. COACH These guys picked a bad week to sign a match contract, Cole. COLE You’re not kidding. Their opponents are still in a foul mood over what happened last week. “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits and the LDCMG head to the ring flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO, representing THE ENTERPRISE… at a total combine weight of 430 pounds… COLIN MAGUIRE, JR., SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ and Reiger are all business tonight. They enter the ring and pummel their opponents. * DINGDINGDING * COLE And this one’s underway already! CMJ hammers Paul in the corner with Irish uppercuts as Reiger chops Taylor. The LDCMG whip their opponents into each other, and then CMJ executes an HARVARDPLEX, with Reiger following up with a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! Standing dropkick sends Taylor into the arms of CMJ for an IRISH SUPLEX! COACH Talk about a public execution. Scott and Taylor are getting killed out there. COLE The LDC Moneygang said nobody would be safe until the tag titles were around their waists. So far they’re living up to their promise. SPIKE REIGER COUNTER leads to the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the team of COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" But the guys are done yet. Lorelei pulls a pair of GIANT MONEYBAGS to place Scott and Taylor in. COLE Come on now. This is uncalled for. CMJ and Reiger slump the bags over their shoulders and head off backstage. COACH Message sent and received, Cole. The LDC Moneygang mean business.

BUFFER The following contest is for THE ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! The entrance stage fills with gold smoke and purple light as Fedde Le Grand's “Creeps” blares through the speakers. BUFFER Introducing first, hailing from Port Au Prince, Haiti, the minions of the underworld… DIVINE BROTHERS UNO and DOS... LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dos drops to his knees and chants to his strange and mysterious gods while Uno stands behind him, arms outstretched chanting the same prayer. COACH Some early Christmas present it would be if Los Conquistadors win the tag titles tonight. COLE They’re gonna need all the black magic in the would to pull off that upset. “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. BUFFER And now THE CHAMPIONS… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose as red, white and blue pyro blasts in the background. COLE Team Heyross 2 weeks away from their big title defense, assuming they hold on tonight, against the Can-Am Assassins at the WDW 5th anniversary reunion show, Season’s Beatings. COACH It just occurred to me, Cole. What if Los Conquistadors aren’t here to win the tag titles but soften Team Heyross for the Can-Am Assassins? COLE What a scary thought. And they’ve done mercenary work before, most notably for the Enterprise earlier this year. * DINGDINGDING * Quentin Benjamin and Uno start for their respective teams. Fireman’s carry flips Uno over and a body slam puts him on his back. Team Heyross tag and Benjamin executes a drop toehold as Moss drops the elbow. Moss performs a snap suplex and follows up with a running leg drop, then delivers a release overhead belly-to-belly suplex! COACH Pick on somebody your own size, Moss. Can I get a “damn bully,” Cole? COLE No. COACH Well he is. I can’t wait for December 26. He won’t be able to toss Ken Pantera around like a rag doll, that’s for sure. Uno immediately tags out, but Dos charges into a hip toss. BAAAAAACK body drop follows, and then a tag as Team Heyross hit a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Dos rakes Benjamin’s eyes, then rams him into Uno’s boot. Los Conquistadors tag and hit a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin is introduced to the top turnbuckle and gets worked over in the corner. Uno whips him off…but Benjamin evades a corner charge and delivers a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Benjamin pops to his feet and nails THE ORANGE CRUSH!!! The count as Moss rushes in to place Dos in THE MOSSY KNOLL~!!! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners and still World tag team champions… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross celebrate as their music plays. COLE You think the champs aren’t ready for the WDW 5th anniversary reunion show, December 26? COACH They’re not the only ones.

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OAO World Tag Title Match Team Heyross © vs. Los Conquistadors LDCMG squash

We suffered from the usual post-PPV hangover, but I enjoyed what was posted. It was an easy read!