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The match Can this ME the show? [b]***One & Only World Tag Team Championship: Team Heyross © vs. Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo***[/b] Neither team was kidding about friendship being out the window once the match began, as Quentin Benjamin offered Jumbo a handshake but struck him with a spinning wheel kick instead, drawing an early near fall and the ire of Deuce. Tempers flared again when Jumbo reserved a whip and Moss got clubbed from behind by Deuce. He and Jumbo would pummel Moss for the next several minutes. A missed flying head BUTT lead to both teams tagging. Benjamin fought off Jumbo and Deuce until Moss rejoined the action, taking Deuce out with him. The finish came when Benjamin evaded a corner avalanche and muscled Jumbo up for a German suplex. [b]Winners[/b]: Team Heyross via pinfall Both teams shook hands after the match. From there we went straight to the interview stage where Tony Brannigan introduced the Can-Am Assassins. Strutter noted how Team Heyross have been "handing out title shots like Tiger Woods is paying off his mistresses!” He continued, “And you know why? They’re hoping somebody knocks them off before stepping in the ring with us at the New Year‘s Spectacular. We’ve said all along they’re scared of the Can-Am Assassins. Not only are we better looking, we’re also the better team. It’s a fact they don’t want revealed in front of a worldwide TV audience, hence all the title matches booked across the country and around the world.” To the Can-Am Assassins surprise, Team Heyross joined them onstage eager to shoot back. "Speaking of facts," Benjamin said, "we've defended the title more times than any other team in OAOAST history. But if you can't wait until the New Year's Spectacular, we've got a date open before then." [b]December 26 WDW's 5th anniversary![/b] “And in case you’re worried about blowing your opportunity,” Moss added, “we’ll still go through with our previously scheduled match at the New Year’s Spectacular.” A pair of cheapshots followed and Team Heyross were left laying on the arena floor. “Season's Beatings!” Strutter quipped to close the show.

Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with Team Heyross, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo about their tag title match later in the program. Team Heyross said it was their way of thanking Deuce and Jumbo for their support in recent weeks, notably at November Reign, but that friendship would be out the window once the bell rang. Deuce and Jumbo stated they understood and wished Team Heyross the best of luck. In this week’s [b][color=red]HOT NEWZ~![/b][/color], Maggie Nerdly plugged the upcoming New Year’s Spectacular and Anderson Cup. This year’s AC will go back to the 8 team format that started it all, with the following clubs already entered: The Orange County Cobras (2009 AC Champions) LDC Moneygang And a mystery team Then a LDC Moneygang promo aired in which they cried foul about having to win the AC in order to get another tag title shot, again reiterating they’re the uncrowned champs. CMJ ended the promo with a warning to all OAOAST tag teams: “Nobody’s safe until the gold is ours.”

I'll have a match, to be announced on SYN.

My stuff alone might be able to fill the whole show! OAO World Tag Team Title Match Team Heyross © vs. Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo Plus additional segments

To go on sometime after the title match, obviously. COLE I understand there's some kind of disturbance going on in the Enterprise dressing room. We have a camera crew on the way so... Here they are. Our cameraman sprints down the halls, screaming and shouting heard in the background. Once they come to the E dressing room we find CMJ and Spencer Reiger trashing the place. Even Lorelei gets in on the act, knocking over a lamp. Reiger spots the camera. REIGER Come here. Naturally our cameraman is hesitant given how emotional CMJ and Reiger are. He doesn't make enough to get beatdown! REIGER I SAID COME HERE, GODAMNIT! Reiger forces the cameraman inside. REIGER Nobody makes a fool out of the LDC Moneygang and gets away with it. So all you people laughing at us now better enjoy it, because as the old saying, "He who laughs last laughs best." And believe me, we'll be laughing straight to the bank with the tag team titles around our waist. CMJ shoves the cameraman out the door and slams it shut.

Yeah, this show rocked. Patty did a great job w/the show opening. Powerful imagine w/the fall of one king and the rise of another. The Skate or Die match was out of this world. Brought back memories of the Junkyard Battle Royal or whatever the fuck WCW did many years ago, except that one sucked and it didn't have MISTER Warrior! Papa Nerdly does have some good genes when you think about it. LOL @ Jade receiving less cheers b/c of smaller boobs than her sister. Fun match w/Malaysia looking strong as Patty mentioned. Awesome ME. I don't know where that Tenay/West high-five came off, but that's pretty damn embarrassing. MOTN: Skate or Die HL Title Match LOL Moment:

BUFFER The following #1 contenders match is scheduled for one fall, with the winner receiving their tag team title shot at the New Year's Spectacular. “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits and the LDCMG head to the ring flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER Introducing first, representing THE ENTERPRISE and accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 430 pounds, COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CMJ and Reiger taunt the crowd. COLE Right now let’s take you back to this past Sunday night at November Reign. It was the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins vs. Team Heyross, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo. After jumping to a 4 on 2 advantage, a miscue lead to the elimination of Spencer Reiger. What happened next stunned us all. [b][color=purple]November Reign[/color] Courtesy: OAOAST Home Entertainment[/b] [quote]Lorelei throws her arms up in disgust, then proceeds to scold the Can-Am Assassins. COACH Looks like Lorelei is coaching up her team, Cole. Just as that’s said Lorelei SLAPS Strutter! COLE I don’t know about that. COACH Obviously Lorelei subscribes to the Bobby Knight method of coaching. Strutter gets in Lorelei’s face, but CMJ comes to her defense. An argument ensues and CMJ walks away with Lorelei and Reiger. STRUTTER :huh: COLE Is he leaving? COACH It appears so. The referee starts to count CMJ out. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Colin Maguire, Jr. eliminated by: Count out ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Some co-captain CMJ is. I can’t believe he took his ball and went home.[/quote] COLE The Can-Am Assassins would ultimately go down at the hands of Team Heyross, but they weren’t done fighting yet. [quote]We cut to the Enterprise’s private dressing room where CMJ and Spencer Reiger are dining on turkey legs. BRANNIGAN Spencer Reiger, CMJ, I gotta tell you, for two guys whose team just LOST you sure don’t seem too upset. CMJ (mouthful) It couldn’t happen to a bunch of nicer guys. REIGER More like a pair of TURKEYS if you ask me. I mean, some partners the Can-Am Assassins were. The whole concept of tonight’s show is teamwork. So why the hell did they stand on the apron with their thumbs up their ass while CMJ laid in on the floor in a world of hurt and I got spiked with the Orange Crush?!? Suddenly a lot of screaming and shouting is heard in the halls. Then the door kicks open and THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS enter. STRUTTER THERE YOU ARE, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! With that all hell breaks loose as the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins go at it backstage. OAOAST officials quick to rush in and separate the four.[/quote] The Can-Am Assassins rush the ring as “Tom Sawyer“ plays. COACH They’re not wasting any time, Cole. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds as CMJ and Reiger attack the CAA on the way in. Whipped across, the CAA put on the brakes and Strutter hits THE THUNDER BAY THROTTLE on Reiger while Pantera POWERBOMBS CMJ! Strutter covers Reiger. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" *DINGDINGDING* COLE/COACH :huh: LORELEI :o “Tom Sawyer” by Rush cues as the CAA hands are raised. BUFFER Here are your winners and #1 contenders to the One & Only World Tag Team Championship… FELIX STRUTTER, KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!!! The CAA receive a mix reaction. Strutter wipes the sweat off Pantera’s brow and flicks it at Lorelei. COLE Look at that. Strutter didn’t even break a sweat. COACH I still can’t believe what we just saw. I don’t think the match even lasted 30 seconds. COLE It’ll be anything but sweet dreams tonight for the LDC Moneygang. The Can-Am Assassins are your new #1 contenders. What a match it should be with them and…Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo? [b]The most decorated tag team in OAOAST history. [color=blue]TEAM HEYROSS[/color] Nearly 1,000 lbs of humanity. [color=red]DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW & JUMBO[/color] The One & Only World Tag Team Titles at stake. [color=blue]TEAM HEYROSS[/color] vs. [color=red]DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW & JUMBO[/color] [color=purple]THIS WEEKEND ON OAOAST SYNDICATED[/color] Check local listings for time and date.[/b]

Can-Am Assassins vs. LDC Moneygang Winner becomes #1 contenders to tag titles

Realized we didn't have one. Anyway, you're not the only one who hates cranberry, Patty. CW continues his streak beating SB in a nice little opener. Short and sweet promo by Reject & TK. Parker Lewis was one of my favorite shows back in the day. Fun backstage segment w/Vinny, Biff and the BBs. Only the OAOAST can get away w/such a politically incorrect title of a video game! Job well done on the created wrestlers. Bo's back! I had forgotten about him, sadly. Heck of a TV ME. MOTN: TK vs. Alix Line of the Night: "We're like a team full of Parker Lewises, 'cause we can't lose." -- TK

“The World is Mine” by David Guetta plays the Can-Am Assassins and LDC Moneygang to the ring. BUFFER This is a Survivor Series match. Introducing first, accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO…team captains SPENCER REIGER and COLIN MAGUIRE, JR… THE LDC MONEYGANG!! And their partners, FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Self-appointed team captains, I might add. COACH I don’t see the Can-Am Assassins complaining. COLE You ought to call the OAOAST Hot Newzline more often. As the heels loosen in the ring, “Shine” by Collective Soul hits. BUFFER And their opponents! First, the reigning TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD and captains… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN… TEAM HEYROSS!!! And their partners… DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW and JUMBO!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Red, white and blue pyro shoots off behind Team Heyross, Deuce and Jumbo as they pose. COLE Arguably the most decorated tag team in OAOAST history, Team Heyross enter tonight fresh off two successfully title defenses against the men opposite them, Deuce and Jumbo. COACH Lady luck’s been on their side recently, but she always finds a new favorite, Cole. It’s only a matter of time before we have new tag team champions. The pre-match gear is tossed aside and we’re ready for action. * DINGDINGDING * Reiger mocks Deuce’s weight at the start, pretending to be out of breath after one step. A wry smile on his face, Deuce calls for Reiger to lockup. They do and Reiger goes straight for the eyes, blinding Deuce momentarily. Reiger drives Deuce face-first into the boot of CMJ and then tags out. Irish uppercuts and leg strikes rock Deuce against the ropes before he’s sent for the ride, but CMJ is unable to hit THE CAMBRIDGE CURSE (Stun Gun) as he legs give out and Deuce lands on top! ONE! TWO! SAVE BY REIGER! COLE What a mistake that was. I can’t believe CMJ actually thought he could get Deuce up. COACH Obviously Deuce packed on a few extra pounds during Thanksgiving, otherwise CMJ would have gotten him up with ease. Jumbo tags in and hammers away on CMJ, then whips to the buckle for a corner avalanche splash! Reiger charges in, but Jumbo moves and splashes both men in the corner! COLE This is payback right here. You know Deuce and Jumbo haven’t forgotten how CMJ and Reiger beat them a few weeks ago on OAOAST Syndicated. Quentin Benjamin receives the tag and catches CMJ with a SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin wrings the arm and tags Moss, then executes a drop toehold while Moss delivers a leg drop off the ropes. The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! CMJ kicks out again. Although maybe CMJ wishes he hadn’t after Moss rams him into THE HEAD of Deuce! COACH Don’t say it, Cole. COLE Talk about using your head! COACH I just knew you couldn’t resist that cliché. Another head BUTT follows, and then a RUNNING POWERSLAM, but instead of going for the cover Deuce attempts a vertical diving head BUTT only to have CMJ move. COACH Now that’s NOT using your head. Reiger gets the tag again, but runs into a backdrop! Reiger begs off in the corner, a ploy to sucker the big man in, but Deuce blocks a kick and delivers an atomic drop! Reiger stumbles to the wrong corner and receives blows from all 3 men on the apron, and then a DROPKICK BY DEUCE! COLE What agility for a man that size! Deuce introduces Reiger to the turnbuckles of both neutral corners, but Reiger manages to reverse a whip and CMJ knees the Flaming Gigolo in the back! A tag is made and CMJ works Deuce over in the heel corner, stepping away when instructed so his teammates can get in their cheap shots. COLE Where’s the second official to breakup this nonsense? COACH Is it that time of the month, Cole? You’re awfully moody tonight. Sure enough, the outside official rushes over to put an end to the triple-teaming. Then for the first time tonight a member of the Can-Am Assassins sees ring action, as Felix Strutter tags in. A series of body shots follow before Strutter attempts a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX, but Deuce counters with a backdrop. Strutter tags Pantera and the strongman clubs Deuce across the back, and then slams him easily! COACH That’s power right there, baby boy. COLE You aren’t kidding. I’ve never seen anybody slam Deuce with such ease. In case anybody thought it was a fluke, Pantera executes a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK STALL SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! The Can-Am Assassins tag, but Pantera stays in to hold Deuce up for Strutter. COLE Come on, ref. You gotta get Pantera out of there. COACH Don’t worry about it. They have until the count of 5. Strutter makes his move as does Deuce and Pantera takes the brunt of a HIGH ROUNDHOUSE KICK! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Deuce PRESS SLAMS a stunned Felix Strutter, then tags Jumbo. Strutter spots the big fella headed his direction and tags CMJ, who goes toe to toe with Jumbo. CMJ gets the worse end of the exchange and ultimately finds himself in a BEARHUG! COLE We’re gonna have our first elimination at any moment. Reiger enters to lend his partner a hand but gets cut off by Deuce. COACH We’ve got all 4 men in the ring. Deuce shoots Reiger in for a HANDSPRING ELBOW, then whips him towards Jumbo who delivers a BIG BOOT. Jumbo returns the favor and Deuce levels CMJ with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK. COACH I don’t hear you crying about the officiating now, Cole. Deuce and Jumbo have been in the ring well over the allotted 5 seconds. COLE The referee must feel things aren’t too out of handle. And I’d have to agree. It’s organized chaos, not chaotic. Jumbo bounces off the ropes for the XL SPLASH~!!! The cover. But first the ref must get Deuce out of the ring, which allows Reiger to nail Jumbo with a TOP ROPE KNEEDROP! COLE No! Reiger places CMJ on top and exits. The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! High-fives all around in the CAA/LDCMG corner. Needless to say that isn’t the case on the other side. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Jumbo eliminated by: Spencer Reiger (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH It’s 4 on 3, Cole. Strutter gets the tag and is immediately greeted by Benjamin. Benjamin fires Strutter into the ropes after a brief exchange, but Strutter counters Benjamin’s hip toss with a TRAPPED ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter slams Benjamin mid-ring and climbs to the top, only to be met by Benjamin who runs up the ropes to execute a RELEASE OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!! COLE Oh, my! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Strutter kicks out and just barely. Team Heyross tag and they perform a cradle hip toss back suplex. Again the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss brings Strutter to his feet and is raked across the eyes. Pantera receives the tag and charges in…to an arm drag! And a second! And a third! SUPERKICK catches Pantera off-guard, and Moss capitalizes with a GERMAN SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO, KICKOUT! Deuce tags in and hammers Pantera. Big head BUTT stuns both men briefly, then Deuce whips Pantera in for a dropkick. Like the tattoos on his head, Deuce is on fire. The Flaming Gigolo delivers a FALCON ARROW and then a TOP ROPE FLYING HEADBUTT… BUT NOBODY’S HOME! COACH More like “I’m out cold, Medina,” than Funky Cold, huh, Cole? Since it’s PPV, Pantera busts out THE APOLLON’S WHEEL~!!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” COLE Another incredible show of strength by Ken Pantera. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! Reiger is quick to let Team Heyross know it’s 4 on 2 now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Deuce Deuce Bigelow eliminated by: Ken Pantera (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH Team Heyross might as well forfeit, Cole. The odds are stacked against them. COLE Although I don’t like their chances, if anybody can pull this off it’s Team Heyross. Moss again catches Pantera off-guard, this time with a SCHOOL BOY! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Pantera knees Moss and tags Reiger, who gets taken down by a drop toehold. Moss floats on top to apply a side headlock, but Reiger shoves him off and a blind tag is made. Reiger leapfrogs Moss on the rebound, then gets undercut by Benjamin as Moss delivers the clothesline! COLE Double Goozle! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Benjamin stays on the offensive, taking to the air to hit a FLYING CROSSBODY…BUT REIGER ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE TIGHTS!! ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, KICKOUT! Both men pop to their feet, but it’s Reiger who strikes first connecting on a standing dropkick. Benjamin falls outside where’s he’s triple-teamed by the Can-Am Assassins and CMJ. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The outside official rushes over to restore order, but the damage has been done. Reiger tosses Benjamin back inside and performs his signature SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! COACH Somebody tell that idiot he’s better off living to fight another day. COLE I’ve told you before, there’s no quit in Team Heyross. If they go down they’re gonna do it swinging. Reiger signals for CMJ to head up top. COACH If they hit this it’s gonna be 4 on 1, Cole. “This” being THE SPIKE REIGER COUNTER, but Benjamin takes Reiger down and SLINGSHOTS him towards the corner, causing the LDCMG to collide! CMJ tumbles to the floor while Reiger stumbles back at Benjamin, who executes a VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO SITOUT POWERBOMB!!! COLE Orange Crush! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Spencer Reiger eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lorelei throws her arms up in disgust, then proceeds to scold the Can-Am Assassins. COACH Looks like Lorelei is coaching up her team, Cole. Just as that’s said Lorelei SLAPS Strutter! COLE I don’t know about that. COACH Obviously Lorelei subscribes to the Bobby Knight method of coaching. Strutter gets in Lorelei’s face, but CMJ comes to her defense. An argument ensues and CMJ walks away with Lorelei and Reiger. STRUTTER :huh: COLE Is he leaving? COACH It appears so. The referee starts to count CMJ out. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Colin Maguire, Jr. eliminated by: Count out ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Some co-captain CMJ is. I can’t believe he took his ball and went home. COACH I’m at a loss myself. Maybe both teams weren’t as close as I thought. Moss brings Strutter in the hard way. Strutter calls for a time out but gets a kick to the sternum instead! Moss fires Strutter across for a corner clothesline, then climbs onto the middle rope and unloads. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Strutter drops to his knees, gets turned over and has his legs grapevine, but a clubbing forearm by Pantera breaks up the attempted Mossy Knoll. COLE The Can-Am Assassins dodged a bullet. Had the Mossy Knoll been applied it would’ve been 2 on 1. COACH At least try to hide your bias, Cole. You’re practically drooling at the prospect of Team Heyross being up 2-1. After Strutter rams Moss into the boot of Pantera, he tags out. Pantera keeps Moss in the corner for a series of shoulder thrusts, then executes a GORILLA PRESS SLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Looking to squeeze the fight out of Moss, Pantera applies a BEARHUG. COACH Listen to Moss’s back snap, crackle and pop, Cole. Benjamin encourages the crowd to rally behind Moss, and it seems to work as Moss slips an arm inside, but Pantera dashes any hope of a comeback with a TRAPPED ARM BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter receives the tag and executes a fall away slam, then steps out on the apron for a SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA…only to have Moss counter with an STO BACKBREAKER!! “OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” In a world of hurt Strutter does the Curly Shuffle, and then tags out. Moss evades a charge, sending Pantera crashing hard sternum-first into the buckle, then delivers a HALF-NELSON SUPLEX which is followed by a tag and TOP ROPE BULLDOG! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 5th elimination: Ken Pantera eliminated by: Quentin Benjamin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE What turn of events. Team Heyross found themselves down 4-2. Now they’re up 2-1. Incredible! COACH Yeah, but CMJ was not counted out, not pinned. We could bring him back to even the odds. Right? RIGHT?!? COLE Listen to yourself. You’re in denial. Reality sets in on Strutter, evident by the look on his face. STRUTTER :o Strutter puffs his chest and asks Team Heyross if they want some, to which they nod and motion for him to come on in. But Strutter has a change of heart and leaves, pointing to his head walking up the aisle. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH Here’s a man who gets it, Cole. The odds are stacked against Felix so he’s gonna live to fight another day. COLE Who’s to say he can’t rally from being down 2-1? Team Heyross did and it was 4-2. Speaking of which, it’s funny how Strutter claimed Team Heyross were ducking him and Ken Pantera, yet he‘s the one running from a fight. The referee starts to count Strutter out… ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! …but Team Heyross catch up to him jawing with fans and drag his ass back to the ring. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Strutter pleads for mercy, but eats a DOUBLE FLAPJACK and is put away with THE SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!! Moss covers. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! COACH I think I’m gonna puke. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6th elimination: Felix Strutter eliminated by: Charlie Moss (pinfall) [b]SOLE SURVIVORS: Team Heyross[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *DINGDINGDING* BUFFER Here are your winners and sole survivors… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN… TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" “Shine” by Collective Soul plays as Team Heyross’ hands are raised in victory. COLE They’ll be talking about this one for years, Coach. Just a truly remarkable performance by Team Heyross to overcome a 4 on 2 deficit. COACH As much as it pains me, I gotta give Team Heyross their due. A lot of teams would’ve quit, maybe even should quit with those odds, but they kept fighting. I can’t wait to hear what the LDC Moneygang have to say about this. COLE You won’t have to wait long. They’re standing by with our broadcast colleague Tony Brannigan. We cut to the Enterprise’s private dressing room where CMJ and Spencer Reiger are dining on turkey legs. BRANNIGAN Spencer Reiger, CMJ, I gotta tell you, for two guys whose team just LOST you sure don’t seem too upset. CMJ (mouthful) It couldn’t happen to a bunch of nicer guys. REIGER More like a pair of TURKEYS if you ask me. I mean, some partners the Can-Am Assassins were. The whole concept of tonight’s show is teamwork. So why the hell did they stand on the apron with their thumbs up their ass while CMJ laid in on the floor in a world of hurt and I got spiked with the Orange Crush?!? Suddenly a lot of screaming and shouting is heard in the halls. Then the door kicks open and THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS enter. STRUTTER THERE YOU ARE, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! With that all hell breaks loose as the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins go at it backstage. OAOAST officials quick to rush in and separate the four. COLE Tony, be careful back there. We cut back to Sofa Central once the action cools. Cole and Coach both stunned. COACH I don’t know what else to say after that.

I added in a segment myself, a quick little rundown of the NR card. I think I missed a couple of matches, hence the "AND MUCH MORE" at the end. Probably won't get around to reading the show until next wk. Got to finish my NR match!

BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits and Lorelei DeCenzo leads her charges through the curtain flanked by green and gold spotlights. BUFFER Introducing first, the challengers representing THE ENTERPRISE and accompanied by LORELEI DECENZO… at a total combine weight of 430 pounds, COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE L-D-C MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Lorelei removes her men’s hoodies and the LDC Moneygang take a moment to laugh at all the little people. COLE (sarcastically) What great champions those guys would make. COACH I know, right? Definitely much better than Team Heyross. Speaking of whom, “Shine” by Collective Soul cues. BUFFER Their opponents and CHAMPIONS… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Team Heyross pose as red, white and blue pyro blasts in the background. COLE Captains of their Survivor Series team...and not self-appointed like the LDC Moneygang... this Sunday night, Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin look to make it 2 in a row. Last week they successfully defended their tag titles, albeit in less than desirable circumstances thanks to the men they face tonight. COACH Are you kidding me? Team Heyross provoked the LDC Moneygang. I mean who had everything to lose and nothing to gain? Team Heyross! So they devised a plan to cause a friction between the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins in case they got caught in trouble during the match, but it backfired. It only bought their opponents together. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" THE CAN-AM ASSASSINS make a surprise visit ringside taking a seat in the LDCMG corner, much to their surprise. COLE This can’t bode well for Team Heyross. COACH What did I tell you, Cole -- they’re closer than ever. You don’t see that kind of comradely between Team Heyross, Deuce and Jumbo. Strutter gives Reiger a big thumbs up as CMJ and Quentin Benjamin step inside. * DINGDINGDING * Both men circle around before they lockup, only for CMJ to suddenly break and deliver multiple leg strikes. Irish uppercut rocks Benjamin back into the corner where he’s subjected to more. Benjamin turns the tables and CMJ gets a taste of his own medicine. CMJ is then whipped off, but a blind tag is made, so after a hip toss Benjamin is floored by a Spencer Reiger standing dropkick! COACH Nobody delivers a dropkick quite like Spencer Reiger. COLE I’d have to agree with that. It’s very similar to how Ricky Steamboat perfected the arm drag. COACH Only a dropkick hurts a heck of a lot more than an arm drag. Reiger lays the boots to Benjamin, then rams him into the buckle. A series of knife-edge chops follow and so to does a whip to the far corner, but Benjamin floats over the top and SCHOOL BOY‘S Reiger! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Big right hand stuns Reiger and Team Heyross tag. They shoot Reiger in for a double hip toss but hold on to perform a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Reiger reverses a whip and CMJ nails Moss with a knee to the back! COLE What a cheap shot that was. CMJ receives the tag and unloads on Moss, Irish uppercut after Irish uppercut. Then he goes from more Irish more to another, the Irish whip to be exact, but Moss reverses and delivers an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Moss smartly tags out in favor of the fresher man, Quentin Benjamin. SPINNING WHEEL KICK connects and Benjamin makes the cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Benjamin moves and Reiger accidentally drops a knee on CMJ! STRUTTER :lol: Dropkick sends Reiger flying outside. Benjamin then heads up top as Moss hoists CMJ onto his shoulders. LORELEI :o COACH Somebody do something! The Can-Am Assassins spring into action. Strutter distracts the ref while KEN PANTERA shoves Benjamin down onto the guardrail below! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh, come on! COACH Say what you will, Cole, but nobody can call the Can-Am Assassins liars. They promised to have the LDC Moneygang’s backs and they did just that. "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Lorelei and the Can-Am Assassins retreat to the other side as DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW and JUMBO arrive ringside. COLE Speaking of having people’s backs, Coach, look who’s here. COACH Obviously we ran out of food, or these guys would still be in catering. Reiger gets the tag and rolls Benjamin back in, hitting a SLINGSHOT DOUBLE STOMP before making the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Like Benjamin did earlier, Reiger knocks him outside with a dropkick. And like the season pro that he is, Reiger baits Moss in while CMJ works over Benjamin on the arena floor. The ref forced to restrain Moss and the team of Deuce/Jumbo. COACH Before you get on your soapbox about the need for 2 referees for tag matches, let me remind you there will be 2 officials ringside for all Survivor Series matches at November Reiger. CMJ tosses Benjamin back in and Reiger delivers a measured knee drop, then tags out. And CMJ goes right back to work with his patent Irish uppercuts, rocking Benjamin in the corner. HARVARDPLEX plants Benjamin smack in the middle of the ring. The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO, KICKOUT!! CMJ slaps the mat in frustration, then stalks Benjamin. COLE D-Street Cutter on the way? Cole’s guess is correct, but Benjamin shoves CMJ off and hits a desperation SUPERKICK! COACH That one nearly took Colin’s head off, Cole. COLE Team Heyross needed that badly, because CMJ and Reiger were in total control of the match. Moss rallies the crowd behind Benjamin who begins to stir around the same time CMJ does. Fortunately for the champs, the kick dropped CMJ near their corner, meaning he’s got a longer way to go. CMJ gives up his quest for the tag as Benjamin gets there first! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Moss comes in a house afire, whipping CMJ into the ropes for a BAAAAACK body drop, and then catching Reiger on the way in with a dropkick. Following a pair of slams Moss delivers a DOUBLE COCONUT! COLE Lorelei DeCenzo’s men are in real trouble here. Reiger falls to the floor as CMJ stumbles into a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss stays right on the offensive and places CMJ in THE MOSSY KNOLL~!!! COLE We could have a submission at any moment. COACH Maybe if Moss was in the hold. There’s no quit in CMJ. Lori hops on the apron for a word with the official, allowing Reiger to sneak in and nail Moss with a pair of BRASS KNUCKS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Reiger places CMJ on top, then celebrates outside with the Can-Am Assassins. COLE No, damn it! COACH (laughs) We’re gonna have new champions, Cole. Lori jumps down from the apron into the arms of Reiger and the two embrace. Meanwhile, Felix Strutter leaps onto the apron. COACH What the heck? COLE Look up top. We pan to a wide shot as DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW delivers a TOP ROPE HEADBUTT! COLE Funky Cold Medina! COACH No! Deuce places Moss on top! The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * Reiger grabs the tag titles and holds them up in the air…only to have them snatch away by the referee and awarded to Team Heyross. REIGER :huh: BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match… and STILL your One & Only World Tag Team Champions… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" CUE: “Shine” by Collective Soul Reiger is tripped by the ropes as he enters the ring to argue with the official, disbelief on his and Lori’s face. Team Heyross, meanwhile, celebrate with Deuce and Jumbo. COACH This is awful, Cole. COLE I say it’s poetic justice. Reiger turns his anger towards the Can-Am Assassins and receives a shrug from Strutter. COLE We got problems here. COACH No, we don’t. The CAA leave Reiger and company in the ring. COLE What about that? COACH The match is over, idiot. There’s no point in sticking around. Quit trying to start trouble. COLE In any event, Team Heyross once again defended their tag titles. What a team they are.

That was some beatdown in the ME. And even though his picbase changed, I still hear Randy Orton's voice when Reject speaks!

Added another segment, one titled "Eat like the Superstars."

[color="#0000FF"][b]The OAOAST Quote of the Week[/b][/color] [quote=Maya Duncan-Blanchard, OAOAST HeldDOWN~!, November 20, 2009]Jade, its pro wrestling, there are only three guarantees; it’ll be homoerotic, it will unfailingly promote ethnic stereotypes, and it will lie to and possibly destroy its own fanbase. Morgan she's all your's. Have a blast![/quote] A new feature to the show aired titled "Eat like the Superstars," where OAOAST talent share their favorite receipes. This week it was how to cook a delicious turkey dinner with Mr. Dick and Malaysia. "Now, the first thing you gotta do is buy a turkey. Unlike pleasing a woman, size doesn't matter so any bird will do. Next you wanna get your turkey injector and marinate that sumbitch with special flavor." With that Mr. Dick dropped trou and reimagined the famous pie scene from American Pie. "Hey, you can't do that. You're gonna get us thrown off the air!" a producer shouted. The show's logo appeared on-screen as the director immediately cut away, though audio of Mr. Dick pounding the turkey could still be heard. "MMM-MMM, UNH! Once finished pop that bird in the oven, set it to about 325° and in a few hours you'll have one delicious turkey."

8-Man Tag Elimination Can-Am Assassins & LDC Moneygang vs. Team Heyross, Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo

Can-Am Assassins promo (already posted in GCF)

One & Only World Tag Team Title Match Team Heyross vs. LDC Moneygang

Tony Brannigan conducted a podium interview with the Can-Am Assassins, who chewed out the LDC Moneygang for interfering in their recent tag title bout against Team Heyross. This prompted a response by the LDC Moneygang, with Spencer Reiger claiming his emotions got the better of him as he could no longer sit and watch Team Heyross “cheat like politicians on their wives. Our good intentions resulted in bad consequences, but we kept out word…we had your backs.” After a moment of silence Strutter looked the LDC Moneygang in the eyes and stated, “That’s deep, man. It hit me right there, in the heart. And you’re right, you had our backs. You supported us in an arena full of haters that night. Ken and I would like to return the favor this coming week as you guys go for the gold on HeldDOWN~! Put ’er there, homie.” The segment closed with Strutter giving Reiger a fist bump, and Reiger looking into the camera to say, "BTW, we're the team captains.

Awesome opening 6-man. LOL @ the crowd groaning when Biff appeared. We've always had a magainze, just nobody read it! Consider it a relaunch now. And that was quite a kinky segment w/Landon & Esther, until we found out it wasn't so kindy after all. Still good stuff though. I can't remember the last time Citizen Soldiers got real mic time. They're basically mutes under me! And some team Leon put together for NR. Really looked forward to that match. Poor Morgan, got upstaged by a teenager during his promo. Funny stuff from Maya. I'm interested to see how this Morgan/Duncan Girls relationship goes. MOTN: Biff/Love Docs vs. VICE/CW LOL Moment:

Here's the match. BUFFER The following contest is for the ONE & ONLY WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!! Fans and commentators alike are caught off-guard when “The World is Mine” by David Guetta hits. COLE We’ve got company -- uninvited company. CMJ stands behind Spencer Reiger as New York’s Finest takes a seat at Sofa Central. COACH What a great surprise this is! COLE Isn’t CMJ going to join us also? REIGER You ever heard of a 4-man booth, Cole? Let me answer that for you. No! Plus it’d be hell on the close captioning person. You think he wants to write a Boston accent? Hell no! “Tom Sawyer” by Rush cues and the Can-Am Assassins emerge onstage to a chorus of boos. BUFFER Now let’s meet the participants. First the challengers, total combine weight 488 pounds… FELIX STRUTTER, KEN PANTERA… THE CAN-AM AAAASSSSAAAASSSSSINNNNSSSS!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Strutter and Pantera loosen up in the ring, stopping momentarily to stare at CMJ and Reiger, who again signals thumbs up. COLE Tonight the Can-Am Assassins go for the gold, but on Sunday night, November 29 at November Reign they’ll team with the LDC Moneygang in an 8-man tag elimination match announced earlier this evening against Team Heyross, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo. REIGER You saw what we did to the FBI -- Fat Boys Incorporated -- on Syndicated, Cole, and history will repeat itself at November Reign. Deuce and Jumbo will be eliminated before the match even begins, passing out just walking to the ring. Then it’ll be 4 on 2 and not even Team Heyross can survive those odds. “Shine” by Collective Soul hits and red, white and blue pyro shoots off behind Team Heyross as they pose. BUFFER Their opponents are the REIGNING and DEFENDING tag team champions of the WOOOOOORLD… total combined weight 485 pounds… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" A brief staredown ensues between Team Heyross and the LDC Moneygang. REIGER Worry about them, not us. You’ll get your shot next week. The pre-match garb comes off and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Moss and Strutter lockup and Moss executes a pair of arm drags, then grabs a side headlock. Strutter whips Moss into the ropes, but Moss counters a hip toss with one of his own, followed by a dropkick. The cover. ONE! KICKOUT! Strutter tags out. COACH Here comes the powerhouse of the team, Cole. COLE The man our guest Spencer Reiger called a “jacked up Chia Pet” last week. REIGER And I apologize for that remark. Ken’s got a nice perm. Pantera and Moss tie-up and Pantera displays his strength, shoving Moss back near the corner. Moss leans in for another lockup but surprises Pantera with a go-behind takedown, immediately popping to his feet to deliver a SUPERKICK! Benjamin receives the tag and Pantera is leveled by a TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT…AND WITH AUTHORITY! Quick tag by Team Heyross, who perform the old Midnight Express drop toehold/elbow drop combo. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Moss rams Pantera into the buckle and tags Benjamin. They shoot Pantera in for a DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, and then catch Strutter with a DOUBLE BACKDROP! REIGER I told you guys to watch out for Team Heyross breaking the rules. Look at these illegal double-teams. COLE Well they have until the count of 5 to get in and out. COACH They’ve been in long enough to get disqualified 5 times by now. Benjamin attempts a spin wheel kick but Pantera swats him like a fly and connects with a clothesline. Strutter tags in and puts the boots to Benjamin, then hammers him in the corner and executes a RUNNING POWERSLAM! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Strutter rams Benjamin into the buckle and tags Pantera, who delivers a series of shoulder thrusts. Pantera whips Benjamin in for a power slam, but Benjamin slides under and takes Pantera down in a sunset flip! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Spin wheel kick connects this time and Benjamin makes a quick cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Pantera kicks out again. Benjamin drives Pantera face-first into the knee of Moss. A tag is made and Benjamin sends Pantera in for the ride, catching him with a shot to the gut as Moss delivers a swinging neck breaker off the ropes. REIGER As if once wasn’t enough, MORE illegally double-teaming by Moss and Benjamin. This isn’t fair to Felix and Ken. If that referee can’t do his job the OAOAST needs to find somebody that will. And I know just the guys. Moss covers Pantera as we hear somebody’s headset drop. COLE Hey! The count. ONE! TWO! * THWACK * Reiger clobbers Moss with a STEEL CHAIR and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * STRUTTER :huh: Benjamin goes after Reiger but is ambushed by CMJ, then is blasted by a vicious CHAIRSHOT! COACH What great referees CMJ and Reiger make, huh, Cole? COLE Give me a break. The referee gets shoved down as CMJ and Reiger continue to do a number on Team Heyross, until DEUCE DEUCE BIGELOW and JUMBO make the save. COACH What are these idiots doing out here? COLE They’re here to even the odds, that’s what. Meanwhile, Felix Strutter is absolutely seething in the corner. He attempts to confront the LDC Moneygang but they blow him off, citing the arrival of Deuce and Jumbo. COLE Did you see that? COACH Don’t you go trying to start trouble, Cole. I wouldn’t want to talk with those two crazy men in the ring. Deuce and Jumbo tend to Team Heyross as the official decision is announced. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match, as a result of a disqualification… and STILL your One & Only World Tag Team Champions… CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN... TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Winter may be near, but things are only heating up in the OAOAST.

First the promo. CMJ talks! [b]OAOASTShop.com presents [color=orange]THE OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK![/color] [color=purple]Courtesy: OAOAST Syndicated[/color][/b] [quote]Jumbo goes for the XL Splash but his leg is grabbed by Lorelei, who slips a pair of brass knuckles to Spencer. Deuce spots the exchange and attempts to stop Spencer, only to get popped. The sound of Deuce’s body hitting the mat causes Jumbo to turn and he too gets walloped. TONY Spencer Reiger nailed Jumbo with the knucks! JESSE It’s legal as a headlock if the ref don’t see it, Schiavone. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * FINK Here are your winners, the team of COLIN MAGUIRE, JR. and SPENCER REIGER… THE LDC MMMOOOONNEYGANG!! Laid out in the ring like beached whales, Deuce and Jumbo are outfitted in official Team Heyross windbreakers (available on OAOASTShop.com) and subjected to paint brushing. This brings out the real Team Heyross and all hell breaks loose as they and the LDCMG go at it. Shortly thereafter the Can-Am Assassins join the action, assisting the LDCMG in a 4 on 2 assault before it's thankfully broken up by OAOAST officials.[/quote] [b]THIS HAS BEEN [color=orange]THE OAOAST SPINEBUSTER OF THE WEEK[/color] presented by OAOASTShop.com, the place to be on Black Friday when all items are 20% off![/b] We cut to Tony Brannigan at our backstage interview area. BRANNIGAN We are moments away from the first televised tag title match in months. But as you just saw, the situation between Team Heyross, the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins exploded over the weekend, prompting OAOAST officials to sign for November Reign an 8-man tag elimination match pitting Team Heyross, Deuce Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo against my guests at this time, the LDC Moneygang and Can-Am Assassins. All 4 men plus Lorelei DeCenzo join Brannigan on the set. CMJ I’m no religious man, but praise be! Listen to this Hot News, T: Instead of getting it on, now we’re all getting along. BRANNIGAN Anybody care to clue me in on what that man’s talking about? I mean you 4 were ready to throw down last week! STRUTTER To quote a phrase, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. REIGER Word. Give me some dap, bro. Reiger extends his hand for a fist bump. STRUTTER :huh: REIGER A’ight. I gotcha, homie. I’m not into public displays of affection either, just trying to make you feel at home. But to elaborate on our newfound mutual respect, we gotta thank Abdullah Nerdly for that. He got me and CMJ to come to peace with the fact we wouldn’t be the ones to dethrone Team Heyross. You see, that honor belongs to our teammates at November Reiger, Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera, the Can-Am Assassins, who tonight will defeat Team Heyross for the tag titles. Of course that means they’ll have to defend the belts against us next week, but we’ll deal with that when the time comes. Right now we just want them to know we got their backs. Let us not forget at one time Team Heyross were notorious rule breakers. STRUTTER The only thing that’s gonna be broken tonight is the hearts of Team Heyross fans everywhere. We going home with the gold! Reiger gives a hearty thumbs up as the Can-Am Assassins exit.

One & Only World Tag Team Title Match Team Heyross © vs. Can-Am Assassins Plus a promo most likely

[b]***LDC Moneygang w/Lorelei DeCenzo -Vs- Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo***[/b] Still upset over losing the coin flip to determine who’d first get a shot at the tag team championship this week on HeldDOWN~!, Spencer Reiger and CMJ looked to take their frustrations out on Deuce Bigelow and Jumbo. And it looked like they would early on when the pair doubled up on Jumbo, but Jumbo would run through a double clothesline and tag Deuce, who with an assist from Jumbo delivers a slingshot shoulderblock! Unable to compete with their power, the LDC Moneygang resorted to underhand tactics -- eye rakes, illegal double teams, etc. Late in the match, Deuce fights out of the LDCMG corner and tags Jumbo after performing multiple cartwheels to avoid CMJ and Reiger. Chaos ensues as all four men brawl in the ring. Spinning wheel kick catches CMJ by surprise and Deuce follows him out while Jumbo downs Spencer with a big boot. Jumbo goes for the XL Splash but his leg is grabbed by Lorelei, who slips a pair of brass knuckles to Spencer. Deuce spots the exchange and attempts to stop Spencer, only to get popped. The sound of Deuce’s body hitting the mat causes Jumbo to turn and he too gets walloped. Out cold, Spencer scores the easy pin. [b]Winners:[/b] LDC Moneygang Laid out in the ring like beached whales, Deuce and Jumbo are outfitted in official Team Heyross windbreakers (available on OAOASTShop.com) and subjected to paint brushing. This brings out the real Team Heyross and all hell breaks loose as they and the LDCMG go at it. Shortly thereafter the Can-Am Assassins join the action, assisting the LDCMG in a 4 on 2 assault before it's thankfully broken up by OAOAST officials.

LDC Moneygang vs. Deuce Deuce Bigelow & Jumbo