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Backstage, the immortal J-Math, Josh Matthews, is standing by with the OAOAST X-Division Champion Leon Rodez, a solemn look on the face of Rodez. MATTHEWS Later on tonight, the X-Division Championship will be put on the line, as you Leon put the gold on the line against The Mad Cappa. Now, you were originally given tonight off to visit family over Thanksgiving...but, obviously that's not the case anymore. RODEZ Well, obviously. MATTHEWS So, after what happened just three nights ago on HeldDOWN, what are your thoughts going in tonight. RODEZ My thoughts are that right now I should be in Michigan visiting the folks. I should be meeting my baby niece for the first time and as soppy as it sounds, I was looking forward to a few days out to spend some quality family time. But now, that plan's gone down the pan. After what Cappa did on Thursday, I couldn't sit back and just eat turkey and watch T.V. I couldn't truly enjoy Thanksgiving, knowing that Cappa had plans to do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted until I gave him a shot at the title. So...yeah, I gave up my Thanksgiving vacation to be here tonight and to defend my title. MATTHEWS You were the one who asked for the match? RODEZ No. I was the one who DEMANDED the match Josh! I was the one who cancelled my flight out to Michigan, cancelled my vacation, had to explain to my family why I wouldn't make it back for Thanksgiving for the first time in my life. And I was the one...who made sure Bill Watts knew exactly what I was planning to do in way of revenge. Which is why, he agreed to make this match No Disqualifications! "YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" RODEZ This situation has been playing heavily on mind for the past few days you see Josh. If Cappa wanted a title shot, all he had to do was ask. I'd have given him a shot. The reason he didn't get the shot on Thursday? I've no idea. I'm not on the board of directors. Fact is, I was more than ready to put this belt on the line because I am a fighting champion. Especially against someone like Cappa, who I got on with. Until Thursday. What Cappa did was totally out of character for him and I don't know if this is just frustration from him or what. But whatever his reasoning for hitting me with the Bust A Cap is or was, tonight the friendship is officially out of the window. Tonight, I know Cappa isn't going to give a damn about me and the feeling WILL be mutual. And hopefully, tonight I can beat some sense into Cappa...for the sakes of all the people he's turning his back on. And that's not just me, but his fans. MATTHEWS So with no DQs, how far are you willing to go? RODEZ I'll be honest...I've no idea. Until I step into that ring and see Cappa standing across from me, I don't know how I'm going to react. All I hope Josh, is that by the end of the night, the real Cappa will be back. With a last sigh, Rodez turns and walks off...leaving Josh to shrug and send things back to ringside. The stadium goes black. CUE: 'Seven Nation Army' (Lights up on The Phenom) Mixed reaction of Woo's and Boo's. COLE Ladies and gentlemen, this guy is just scary. * DING DING * BUFFER The following contest is schedualed for one fall. Entering first, from Santa Cruz, Pourtugal, weighing in at 210 lbs., THA PHENOM~! CABOOSE I tell you, Phoenix is in for a doozey with The Phenom. Let's take a look back two weeks ago at the incident. OAOAST Two weeks ago on HeldDOWN~! Jarvo attemps a clothesline, but Phenom cuts him off! Superplex by Phenom! Jarvo gets up, but Phenom uses the opportunity for a Hellraiser! CABOOSE Wait a minute! COLE Is that who I think it is? Sure enough, Phoenix runs down and gets in the ring. Phenom easily punchs him out, but is distracted long enough for Jarvo to hit The Yobbo! Coverup! One! Two! Three~! * DING DING DING * (Boos) BUFFER He is you winner, JARVOOOOO OSSSY! (later) PHENOM I WANT PHOENIX~! WATTS I'm sorry, there's no more room for matches for the show. PHENOM MUST GET PHOENIX~! (Grabs the Cowboy by his coller) WATTS Okay, okay! At Thanksgiving Star Wars, it'll be you vs. Phoenix. CUE: 'Take To Flight' The crowd goes mild. BUFFER And his opponent, from El Paso, Texas, weighing in at 185 lbs., PHEE-NIX~! COACH He's got spirit, doesn't he? CABOOSE Spirit isn't going to win this (Gets hit with a beachball) Oh, that's it! (Starts to climb into the stands) COLE Caboose, no! (Tries to bring him diwn, but his immance girth makes it hard to grab him) CABOOSE Who threw this beach ball at me? Was it you? (Throws beachball at innocent crowd member) Huh? You like that? COACH Caboose! (Shoots needle in Caboose) Caboose, woozy, falls over, crushing 3 people. COACH I'm sorry for those of you who had to see this, but this was a situation that warrented the Krispy Kreme gun. COLE Well, Phoenix is almost in the ring. The Phenom removes his jacket. * DING DING DING * The Phenom kicks Phoenix, and he's already down! Coverup! One! Two! Tkickout! The Phenom cracks his neck. As Phoenix gets up, The Phenom pulls a Hellraiser! Coverup! One! Two! Thrkickout! COLE Phoenix is getting slaughtered out here! The Phenom is annoyed now. He picks up Phoenix, and hits a Portobomb! Coverup! One! Two! Threkickout! The Phenom is not happy now. He looks like he is about to have an aneurysm. COACH He's going to blow! The Phenom picks Phoenix up in a choke! The crowd is going crazy! Phenom gets a mike! PHENOM Phoenix....I'll...see....you...in...HELL~! The Phenom chokeslams Phoenix THROUGH THE FUCKIN' RING~!@ THE CROWD GOES NUTS~! A FAN SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUSTS~! CABOOSE (Waking up) What'd I miss? THE PHENOM COVERS THE MAN-SHAPED HOLE IN THE MAT~! ONE~! TWO~! MOTHERFUCKING THREE~! * DING DING DING * BUFFER Here is your winner, THA PHENOM~! COLE I have no idea in God's name what just happened! CABOOSE What happened? COACH The Phenom just Chokeslamed... COLE That was no Chokeslam, that was a Deathslam! COACH ...just Deathslamed Phoenix through the ring! CABOOSE Holy crap! COLE Folks, while we get this straightened out, here's some footage of Jackie Gayda behind the scenes at Blurricane: The Movie. OAOAST (Shot of movie-studio backdrop) GAYDA I’m Jackie Gayda, here on set at the new Blurricane movie, starring Brian O'Halloran. As you can see, the set is very complicated, so... Jackie puts her hand on what looks like a brick wall, but open’s up The Blurricane’s lair. GAYDA Hey! It’s director Alan Smithee! Jackie moves to an open chair next to Smithee, who has a British accent. GAYDA Mr. Smithee, what made you decide to direct a movie about The Blurricane? SMITHEE Well, you see, on British Sky Entertainment, or BSE, I’ve watched a lot of OAOAST. My great-uncle was Giant Haystacks, so I’ve been a fan of wrestling since I was born. And The Blurricane, he just seemed like a real character I always loved watching. So, I went up to Rick, and I said, ‘Can I make a Blurricane movie?’ and he said ‘Sure.’ So I made it. GAYDA Amazing. (Cut to interviewing quarters) GAYDA I’m here with the man playing The Blurricane, Brian O’Halloran. Nice to meet you, Brian! O’HALLORAN Nice to meet you too, Jackie. GAYDA Have you ever seen a match of The Blurricane? O’HALLORAN No. In fact, I’d never heard of him until Alan came up and asked me to be in this movie. GAYDA Why did you decide to be in this movie? O’HALLORAN Well, Clerks 2 wasn’t going to be in production for a while, and I needed the money, so I said “What the hell?” Clip from movie: The Blurricane is tied to a nuclear warhead. BLURRICANE I’ll never join you, Father! You’re demands are too costly to the United States! FATHER (as played by Sean Connery) That’s what they all say. Look at James over here. JAE (as played by Keanu Reeves) (Stares blankly into space) Yeah. (Back to the interviewing quarters) GAYDA I’m talking now to the legendary Sir Sean Connery. CONNERY Show me your tits! (Awkward pause) Another clip: The Blurricane, Jude, and The Parka are in a car. BLURRICANE Where is Father’s evil base? JUDE (as played by Jake Gyllenhall) Eddy said it was near the large ‘Y’. Have you seen any Y’s, Parka? PARKA (as played by Neil Peart) No, man. There aren’t any Y’s around here. Wide-shot: we see they are driving on a giant ‘Y’. PARKA This might take a while. (End of clip) GAYDA Well, that’s a wrap here on the Blurricane movie! Now let's go backstage!

The Frankensteiners are available as well. Forgot to mention them yesterday.

BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the opening contest on Thanksgiving Star Wars is tag team action is set for one fall. Introducing first, from the Depths of Hell, weighing 687 pounds, HELL'S HITMEN! "Hit Me Verdi One More Time," the freakish remix of Verdi's "Reqieum" and Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time" begins blasting through the multimillion dollar sound system. The crowd ROARS as the gold star slides open, HELL'S HITMEN emerge from a thick cloud of smoke, no longer wearing their straitjackets. His trademark red and black devil horn mask over his head, JINGUS once again sports his red trunks with black trim; The Sadist his long white tights. COLE For the first time in months, Hell's Hitmen are in their wrestling attire. If you recall, Hell's Hitmen began wearing straitjackets to all OAOAST events after they returned from the brutal beating they received at the hands of the New New Midnight Express on August 19, which lead to the New New Midnights taking over their match against GPX, who they went on to defeat for the tag titles. In a matter of moments, they'll finally be able to get their hands on the team who have cost them so much over the past few months, and I personally cannot wait to see what goes down between these two awesome, awesome teams. CABOOSE As an unbiased observer--- COLE Unbiased? You're more biased than the New York Times and Arabic televsion networks! CABOOSE Did Bill Watts feed you that line? It's no secret he's an elephant. Wide like one, too. As I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted, it's my duty as an unbiased observer to point out the amount of threats Hell's pyschopaths have given James E.'s New New Midnight Express. These freaks have threaten to silence Jim Cornette forever, and set him, "Sarcastic" Simon and "Narcissistic" Ned on fire. Now come on. Can you honestly tell me that's right? COACH Mikey, let the Coach handle this one. You see 'Boosy, the Coach hears where you're comin' from, I once slept a girl whose ex threaten to choppy choppy my you-know-what if the Coach didn't stop droppin' by for booty calls. So I assure you ain't nobody gonna become a human bondfire. CABOOSE Shut up! We're not talking about some pissed off ex, we're talking about Hell's Hitmen. These guys follow no rules. And I can't believe people actually cheer those freakjobs. As if the buzz in the stadium couldn't get any bigger, it does. THE NNMX AMBUSH HELL'S HITMEN FROM BEHIND! JINGUS rolls down the white carpet after getting blasted across the back by Jim Cornette's TENNIS RACKET, courtesy of "Narcissistic" Ned Blanchard. COLE Blanchard with that loaded racket! Damn you! CABOOSE Loaded racket? COLE Don't tell me you believe that racket isn't loaded? Then tell me why every person who gets nailed by that racket gets brought to their knees? CABOOSE Uh...it's not loaded! "Sarcastic" Simon Singleton clipped The Sadist's knee just as his partner took out the other member of Hell's Hitmen. Singleton rams The Sadist HEADFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST, then on the SECURITY RAILING. Keeping his distance from the action, Jim Cornette throws a pair of HANDCUFFS to Simon. A BLOODY MESS, the aftermath of getting rammed headfirst into the ringpost and security railing, The Sadist is cuffed to the guard rail. Narcissistic Ned tosses JINGUS into the ring, where Sarcastic Simon awaits. Now that somebody is in the ring, referee Mickey Jay calls for the bell, officially starting the match. * DING DING DING * With huge grins on their faces Simon and Ned toy with JINGUS, stomping him on the head. COLE Look at them. Yeah, kick a man while he's down. Whoopie. COACH They sense victory. And they should. No other team in the OAOAST has manhandled Hell's Hitmen the way the New New Midnight Express have. CABOOSE Omigosh, you actually made a good point, Coachman. Congrats for breaking your string of suck. JINGUS grabs Simon by the throat. Ned sets him free by hitting JINGUS with a spinning back kick to the head. Blanchard is a black belt in karate. Ned lifts the Devilman up for a BACK SUPLEX. Simon off the ropes with a RUNNING CLOTHESLINE as Ned finishes off the back suplex into a bridge. 1... 2... KICKOUT. The camera cut outside the ring, where The Sadist is still down. His white tights nearly covered completely in blood. Back in the ring, Blanchard with the tag. He whips JINGUS to the ropes. DROPTOE HOLD, followed by the ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD by Singleton. Another classic double-team maneuver made famous by the Midnight Express. Simon motions to the heavens. "Sarcastic" Simon is ready to use some of his frequent flier miles. FLYING KNEEDROP! COLE Cornette says that's it. We'll see. 1... 2.. KICKOUT! The crowd pops big for that. CABOOSE You jixed it, you idiot! Simon tags Ned back in. JINGUS whipped hard into the corner. FLAPJACK! They hit the double-flapjack. Another quick tag by the New New Midnight Express. Simon heads back to the top, a place he's very comfortable in. Ned's ready to launch him off the top. ROCKET LAUNCHER! BOOM! Simon lands on top of JINGUS with the big splash. 1... 2... KICKOUT! HUGE POP! The Midnight look towards Cornette who tells them to keep attacking. JINGUS with a DEATHGRIP on both men, squeezing them by the throat. Simon and Ned try setting themselves free by swiping JINGUS' arms away, but he's too powerful. LOW BLOW! COLE The Midnights with a double-kick to the groin. That'll stop any man. Narcissistic Ned has JINGUS set for the SLINGSHOT SUPLEX, as Simon climbs to the top. I guess they're gonna hit the suplex, then have Simon come off the top with the Vegomatic. DOUBLE-LEG TAKEDOWN by JINGUS. He hooks Blanchard's legs, and SLINGSHOTS NED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, WHO HEAD HITS SIMON IN THE MIDSECTION, 'causing him to land hard on the top turnbuckle! Ned's Irish whipped into the ropes. POWERSLAM. JINGUS with the cover. CORNETTE He's not the legal man, moron! 1... 2... CORNETTE PLACES NED'S FOOT ON THE ROPES! The Prince of Polyster takes a big sigh of relief outside, just having saved his team from earning a spot in the losers column. JINGUS lifts Cornette on the apron. Blanchard from behind. JINGUS moves out of the way. Ned with a RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF JAMES E. TORTURE RACK BACKBREAKER! CABOOSE Jingus obviously has no respect for the rules, and the referee has no idea how to enforce them. This isn't some throw-away match, the New New Midnight Express have title shots riding on this. If they win, they get a shot at the tag titles at the OAOAST's December pay-per-view, Climax. If they lose, they won't receive a title match for a year. 52 weeks. 365 days. JINGUS CATCHES Simon coming off the top with a cross bodyblock. JUMPING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER COACH Look at that! COLE HOLLY-WOOD?! What the hell is she doing here? Holly's on the ring apron, distracting the referee. THE SAINTS attack JINGUS in the ring! Holly-Wood keeps the referee distracted as Arista Records recording stars hit a double-team PERCUSSION (DDT) on JINGUS! Synth GORDBUSTER'S Simon onto JINGUS. Holly-Wood jumps off the apron after The Saints exit the ring. The referee didn't see a thing. 1... 2... 3! * DING DING DING DING * The crowd boos as we see a split-screen of the ring and The Saints heading backstage. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, the NEW NEW MIDNIGHT EXPRESS! OAOAST officials and EMTs rush to the ring to attend to The Sadist, who has suffered major blood loss, as "Chase" blares in the background. Jim Cornette and the New New Midnight Express embrace in a group hug as they head to the back. COLE This is horrible. Was that the "insurance policy" Cornette was talking about weeks ago? The Midnights took The Sadist out before the match had even started, and they still had trouble winning this match. JINGUS had this match won, damnit! CABOOSE This means the New New Midnight Express will receive a tag team title match at Climax.

* BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM POW * LIVE IRVING, TEXAS The fans in attendence scream at the top of their lungs as the cameras PAN around the sea of mass in the stands and on the field of Texas Stadium for the OAOAST's lastest pay-per-view event. Supported by 4 steel beams, the ELIMINATION CHAMBER, looms above the ring. We cut to the INTERVIEW STAGE located near the entranceway, where Tony Schiavone & Jesse "The Body" Ventura are standing by. Tony's in a tuxedo, while "The Body" is sporting a leather jacket and snake-skin boots. SCHIAVONE The promotion the New York Times called "the damnest thing on television today" is back on the air LIVE from Irving, Texas. Welcome to Thanksgiving Star Wars! Tony Schiavone alongside my broadcast partner for the webcast being aired on OAOAST.com, Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Jess, it's been 10 years since we last worked together. Great to be back with you once again. VENTURA And those were the greatest 10 years of my life, Schiavone. But I'm pumped up for Thanksgiving Star Wars. And you know why I'm pumped up? The Elimination Chamber match! 6 of the very best the OAOAST has to offer will compete for the vacant OAOAST World heavyweight championship. In 1969 I was at war, so I know what war is like, but I can't imagine what it'll be like inside that chamber. I had the jungles of Vietnam to roam around, these 6 will be inside a claustrophbic chamber then released into a ring surround by tons of steel. It's going to be one helluva match, and one helluva night. I can't wait to get things started. SCHIAVONE Before we do, let me welcome in the Chairman of the Board, "Cowboy" Bill Watts, for some thoughts on tonight. Bill, another great crowd on hand. WATTS That's right, Tony. On behalf of the entire OAOAST, from all our employees around the world, and the owner of the OAOAST himself, Donald Trump, we hope everybody here and those watching at home had a great Thanksgiving, and thank you for choosing the OAOAST for your place to see the toughest men and women in this sport compete for some of the richest prizes in professional wrestling today. I'd also like to send out a special welcome and thank you to all our men and women stationed overseas, who are watching tonight's event on the Armed Forces Network. We believe the matches scheduled for tonight are gonna be hard-hitting, in your face smash mouth wrestling, the way wrestling ought to be. That's why we're kickin' things off with the New New Midnight Express taking on Hell's Hitmen and ending with the Elimination Chamber, where a new World's champion will be crown. It's unfortunate the recognize OAOAST World heavyweight champion won't be able to defend his title due to injury, but considering the talent involved it's fitting tonight's show is called Thanksgiving STAR WARS. Hours from now one man or woman will have the honor of holding a title only a select few have ever held -- the OAOAST championship. I'm ready. I know you and Jesse are ready. I know the FANS are ready. So let's hook 'em up! Crowd POPS. SCHIAVONE Fans, this promises to be the greatest night in the history of this sport. With that said, let's send it to the men who'll call the action at Sofa Central. Those 3 dudes with attitudes, the resident metrosexual, the black guy, and the two-time OAOAST Champion, are seated at the happest place on earth SOFA CENTRAL~! COLE Hello again, every one. I'm Michael Cole, here with the Coach and Caboose at SOFA CENTRAL~! Guys, Thanksgiving Star Wars is finally here. Tonight we'll see a new heavyweight champion crown, in front of a sold out crowd of 65,846. CABOOSE I thought Bill Watts said it best: Somebody will have the honor of holding the OAOAST championship later tonight. I had the pleasure of winning the championship on two seperate occasions, beating two sure-fire Hall of Famers in Anglesault and Zack Malibu. Without question the greatest nights of my professional career. I cannot explain the feeling you get when you hear the referee slap the mat for the 3 count, and then hands you the gold. There's a certain bond between the former champions, even though all us have different views on various things. Winning that championship is hard enough once, let alone twice. And that's what Crystal will try to do later tonight. But she's going to have to beat 5 other men: Axel, Chris Stevens, Drek Stone, Ragdoll and Sly Sommers. COACH After watching the Bondathon on Spike TV, I'm ready for some wrestling, baby! And I know MY girl will take home the gold for the second time. The Coach has the bubbly, the hotel room, and the condoms ready for tonight's celebration. HOLLA! CABOOSE Tell me, Coach -- have you ever put a condom on a banana, and then up your-- Coach & Caboose argue away from the camera. COLE Our first match will pit two teams who have develop quite a rivalry over the past few months, and I'm talking about the New New Midnight Express and Hell's Hitmen. It all began on August 19, when Hell's Hitmen were found laid out in a DUMPSTER minutes before their tag title match versus the Global Party XChange. As OAOAST officials checked on the Hitmen, Jim Cornette offered his team's services as replacements. Officials gave them the match after GPX told Bill Watts they'd allow the Midnights to replace Hell's Hitmen, and the New New Midnight Express went on to win the gold. We'd later find out Jim Cornette tried to get Hell's Hitmen to sign a contract with Jim Cornette Enterprises, instead it ended up being a contract giving the NNMX Hell's Hitmen's title shot, and that lead to the events of August 19. Now they're set to meet. But not before having one last run-in with one another. We're about to show you footage involving the New New Midnight Express and Hell's Hitmen, from an event held in Oklahoma City Saturday night. It was a singles match between "Narcissistic" Ned and JINGUS, but as you're about to see, a couple of minutes into the match things became very chaotic. THIS PAST WEEKEND JINGUS lifts a dazed "Narcissistic" Ned up for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER, but Jim Cornette saves his man, jumping on the apron, distracting the Devilman who drops Ned in favor of drilling Cornette with a big right hand. Corny flops on the apron, then to the arena floor. Ned CLOTHESLINES JINGUS OVER THE TOP ROPE. "Sarcastic" Simon stomps on JINGUS on the outside, as "Narcissistic" Ned keeps referee Nick Patrick distracted. The Sadist...BIG BOOT! Simon is down. The Sadist has Singleton set for a POWERBOMB. No-- "Narcissistic" Ned with a double-axehandle off the top, to the back. Ned & Sadist exchange haymakers. Knee into the gut of Ned... Sadist drops Blanchard across the security railing. * DING DING DING DING * "Cowboy" Bill Watts leads a group of officials, including agent Terry Funk, and OAOAST security ringside to break up the brawl between Hell's Hitmen and the New New Midnight Express. "LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!" COLE (Voice Over) At this point in the match, referee Nick Patrick called for the bell. DQ'ing both men. But as you can hear, the fans wanted officials to let these guys settle things like men. So Bill Watts had a discussion with OAOAST security forces and Nick Patrick to figure out what they wanted to do. Two security officials hand Watts a PAIR OF HANDCUFFS, which are given to Nick Patrick after Watts whispers something into his ear. Patrick walks to the corner of the ring, where ring announcer Michael Buffer awaits. COLE (V.O.) With is "give the fans what they want" approach, "Cowboy" Bill Watts restarted the match under the stipulation that "Sarcastic" Simon and The Sadist be handcuffed to the ringpost. Easier said than done. ...The Sadist refuses to let OAOAST officials cuff him. OAOAST agent Terry Funk is sent to make sure Sadist is cuffed to the ringpost, but the Sadist CHOKESLAMS FUNK ON THE ARENA FLOOR! All of the officials and security forces who came down to ringside rush The Sadist, using his own straitjacket to contain his rage, allowing security to cuff him to the post. While all of the officials are busy with Sadist, Jim Cornette throws his TENNIS RACKET over the top rope to "Narcissistic" Ned who uses it to WHACK JINGUS ACROSS THE BACK... ...Ned hits JINGUS with the SLINGSHOT SUPLEX! 1... 2... JINGUS BENCH PRESSES NED ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! The Devilman kicks Ned in the midsection over and over again until Ned's backfirst on the top turnbuckle. Once he is, JINGUS lifts the Handsome Hustler up in a TORTURE RACK, then slams him over his shoulders facefist on the mat. BURNING HAMMER (Reverse DVD)! 1... 2... 3! * DING DING DING * BUFFER The winner of the match...JINGUS! Jim Cornette runs, or waddles depending on the way you look at it, to the other side of the ring, hitting the official who's responsible for releasing the two men cuffed to the ringpost with his tennis racket. Cornette grabs the key and heads over to the corner where "Sarcastic" Simon is at, freeing the Sultan of Sarcasm. Cornette HAMMERS JINGUS ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE RACKET. JINGUS turns around, and sticks James E. between his legs. He's going to GANSO BOMB Jim Cornette! Simon WHACKS JINGUS FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD. Unfazed, JINGUS drops Cornette and LIFTS UP SIMON BY THE HEAD, the prelude to the CLAWSLAM. Cornette hits JINGUS low with the tennis racket. JINGUS doubles over, allowing Simon & Cornette to simultaneously nail JINGUS across the head and legs with a STEEL CHAIR (head) & TENNIS RACKET (legs). Jim Cornette blasts referee Nick Patrick with the racket... The New New Midnight Express with the ROCKET LAUNCHER. Simon, Ned and Cornette head outside the ring, where they circle around The Sadist like a pack of wild dogs. All 3 men attack Sadist, hitting him with chairs and Cornette's tennis racket. * DING * Simon Singleton blasted The Sadist with the ringbell. The Sadist's HEAD IS RAMMED INTO THE RINGPOST UNTIL HE'S BUSTED WIDE OPEN. Blood pours out of the Sadist's forehead. OAOAST officials come out to restore order. As officials escort the NNMX backstage, Jim Cornette throws a Thanksgiving Star Wars t-shirt in the face of The Sadist. * DING DING DING DING *

Maybe this was already answered, but how did the WWF Commissionership/President go from Jack Tunney to Gorilla Monsoon to Sgt. Slaughter?

You could use the South Central Militia, FanBoys & Love Doctors (unless Eskimo doesn't want them used).

I read the Heavenly Bodies teamed with Brian Pillman & Steve Austin against the Rock 'n' Roll Express, Ricky Steamboat & Shane Douglas. When was that? I assume sometime during the SMW-WCW working agreement. And does anybody know if the match was good? Considering the talent involved it sounds like it would.

I love skimmed through the matches, but I liked what I read. All the skits were well written too. Only little complaint I have is with the skit where Ragdoll hitting Watts going on before the segment where Tony Schiavone conducts an interview with Bill about the events that occured in Japan. It should of been the other way around, IMO. Also, Watts is the Chairman of the Board, not a GM. COD is just a fancy name for Commissioner, but if we really wanted to go old school, he could be the Executive Vice President of OAOAST. Great promo from Hoff. I've loved his storyline thus far. Enjoyed the Chris, James, Matthews & Rodez segment, as well as the Stone/Stevens segment. Good promo from the new AWOL group. Awesome confrontation between Malibu & the GPX. About time Zack has the time to write for GPX again. It's been a while. Barry Horowitz? That alone gets a thumbs up from me. Good win for Glory by Anarchy. I know the tag division has experience a boom, and while the number of teams around might be a lot, I remind you that's what HI-YAH is for -- a place to send off teams who aren't doing anything and bringing them back after a tour of Japan. I also like the way we use squash matches. Maybe it's because of the other stories and action going on that squashes fit right in without looking out of place, like the way TNA's squash matches do. Absolutely loved The Body Shop, it was everything I would of liked it to be when I would write them, but because of inexperience they didn't turn out as well as I would of liked. Awesome job. The squash match involving Hell's Hitmen came off better than I thought it would. Good stuff from Zack & Calvin. Old school finish for an old school-type of guy.

Narcissistic Ned vs. JINGUS

Who's posting the show? Hoff?

Why was Michael Buffer brought in? And how much did he make?

Who was in charge of WCW when they did the mini-movie for Superbrawl III? I want to say it was still under Bill Watts, and if it was, did he actually approve it, or who did? I know they did one for Halloween Havoc '92. Jim Cornette & the Heavenly Bodies appearing on Saturday Night. Where was that going? Was it just until Superbrawl or did WCW have other things in mind? Who was in the running to take over WCW when Watts left? I've read things naming people from Tony Schiavone to Terry Funk.

Whatever happened to Fifi? She was Ric Flair's maid/valet and disappeared by Starrcade 1993.

How long did it take for Bobby Heenan to replace Jesse "The Body" Ventura from WCW programming? I know Jesse's last broadcasting gig was at Bash at the Beach '94, announcing the Vader-Angel & Rhodes/Anderson vs. Funk/Bunkhouse Buck matches, but I mean, did Heenan take over Jesse's Saturday Night, Clash, Worldwide & PPV announce duties immediately after arriving? Why did WCW drop the Great American Bash for two years? Better yet, why the hell did they drop it in favor of Beach Blast/Bash at the Beach? In 1992, they had those two events back-to-back, so I don't understand why they'd drop the Bash for BB/BatB.

I've been having a hard time accessing the feedback thread, as I kept getting these damn board errors saying I'm not logged-in when I am, so I won't be able to give detailed feedback this time around except for I thought the show looked good. I had no idea Hoff was dropping the title so soon, one helluva announcement by "Cowboy" Bill. As for the SCM, I've never been happy with a lot of the promos I've written due to me rushing to finish them, but I felt their promo was perhaps the strongest one I've ever written. Their debut promo was rather blah so I tried to spice them up this week. The build for the NNMX-HH match has been months in the making. Never did I realize the little things that happened between the two would become a feud months later. And TSW has nothing to do with the movie! It's a great name! Excuse me while I cry.

Yep. Feel free to use it. That goes to everybody who'd like to spice up their interview as well.

As the others have said, awesome thread. One of the best this forum has ever seen. I'd love to hear Loss' comments on the Bill Watts era. I'm a huge mark for that time period, 1992 in general, and even though Watts did some stupid things (banning off the top rope moves), I thought his run was good. As a matter of fact, I have an old WCW Magazine where Jim Ross writes about the matches that'll take place at Halloween Havoc '92, and I wondering to myself, why the hell did they change it. Without looking at the magazine.... Ricky Steamboat vs. Steve Austin for the TV Title; Steiners vs. Gordy & Williams for the Unified Tag Titles; Cactus Jack vs. Dustin Rhodes, Falls Count Anywhere; Rude vs. Chono; Sting vs. Jake Roberts

South Central Militia vs. GPX Hell's Hitmen in action

I knew that was coming! From you too. We should of had an office pool to find out how long it'd take. Of course I would of said minutes after the thread was created, so I would of lost. Zack, you can share this one with me since you OK'd the name. I hope nobody finds Climax cheesy because that's next month's PPV. And that's courtesy of one Mr. Zack Malibu. If you think that's bad, Popick suggested "ClimaXXX." OAOAST: Home of the unique. And damn proud of it.

If you haven't already found a team, you could use the FanBoys, two nerds who dress like TV/movie characters. No hidden puns. TSW was a supercard promoted by World Class Championship Wrestling in the '80s. When Zack told me about a WCCW DVD I should check out, I looked up the promotions history and came across the name which I thought was great. PM'd Zack about naming the November PPV TSW, he agreed. That's the story of the name.

NNMX & South Central Mililta in action Maybe a Hell's Hitmen "promo"

Very storyline driven show, but sometimes that's a good thing. Awesome opening segment! Personally, I felt the title had fallen into a coma, but in n one show, the very first show with his Royal Hoffness as champ, there's already a number of chaotic things going on, the biggest being the cliffhanger ending. With the earlier events, a number of people could be behind the attack on Hoff. I got a kick out of the Rodez/GPX segment. Soild second outing for Phenom. Enjoyed the segments involing Derek Stone, "Devastatin'" Danny Douglas & Panther. I think I know what is being teased for the OAOAST Title match, but it was still a nice little teaser. The match and postmatch promo were rushed, but the situation between Black T & the Love Doctors we (me & Mystery Eskimo) lucked into. I saw great potential in the Docs when Eski debuted them months ago. Yeah they're gimmicky, but I felt like they could make a great babyface tag team behind our #1 face team GPX. When Ima Hoe was fired by the OAOAST, then kicked out of Black T's limo after BT felt she was becoming too attached, I invisioned her returning as the Docs manager. It made perfect sense to have her return by costing BT a match against the LDs, setting up a feud between the two. That was certainly one helluva twist Parka came up with. Hoff has compared it to a comic book, and I agree. Parka has always handled his stories well, and liked to throw the twist here and there, and it paid off. The OAOAST will miss your work, Parka.

Black T vs. Love Doctors

I agree. I've only managed to skim through the show, but damn, a lot of shit went down. With the exception of GPX, it was not a good night to walk in with a title. I wasn't expecting Hoff to win at all. It had been over a month since we've last had a title change. It'll be interesting to see where the OAOAST Championship goes from here, now that the belt is back in the hands of a heel.

I saved $4 getting it off eBay. BTW, Zack, have you ever bought any DVDs from universalwrestling.com? I found the site after reading through some of the posts at kayfabememories Mid-South-UWF forums, and some of the stuff there sounds good. From what I understand, the OAOAST's fictional Chairman's ex-wife owns the footage.