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Drek Stone vs. Damaramu COLE Coming up next is the culmination of one of the more personal feuds this month. Ever since Drek Stone has made his debut in the OAOAST, he’s proven himself to be one of the most cocky… CABOOSE Confident. COLE …..or confident superstars we’ve ever had here in the OAOAST. Winning Heavyweight Titles in three different federations before, Drek has said his current goal is to win the OAOAST Heavyweight Title, and he wants to do it as soon as possible. But instead, it turns out that somebody decided to stand in his way. Literally. COACH Drek already didn’t have many friends in the locker room following his debut interview. However, his attitude led him into serious trouble with an already furious Damaramu, still hurting from his loss to Ryan Smith at AngleMania III. From something as simple as two men bumping into each other in the hallway, this feud has escalated into shouting matches, face-to-face confrontations, surprise attacks, bloody faces….. CABOOSE And a priceless, ruined portrait. The anger of Damaramu might be scary in its intensity, but keep in mind that, with that attack, he also released the fury of Drek Stone as well. And in Drek’s OAOAST Pay-Per-View tonight, there’s no telling what he could pull out. Both men have found themselves sidetracked from their goals by their distaste for one another, and it comes to a head tonight. COLE Let’s go down to the ring for what should be an exciting matchup. You Woke Up This Morning Got Yourself A Gun Mama Always Said You’d Be The Chosen One. The song plays for a few more seconds until Drek Stone finally steps out of the entranceway. He stands at the top of the ramp for a few moments with his hands on his hips, slowly looking over the crowd booing him. He saunters down the ramp with a cocky smirk and, at the bottom, he makes sure to flex his arms for the audience. Finally, he rolls into the ring and arrogantly holds his arms out for the crowd. After this action, fireworks begin to rise from the four corners of the ring. As the music comes to an end, he starts to bounce against the ropes and jog in place. CABOOSE Look at that…..the absolute epitome of confidence. How could you NOT like that man? COACH Well, for one thing….. DONG!! The lights in the arena quickly go out as funeral bells play over the loudspeakers. Green spotlights flash at the top of the ramp, and green smoke begins to seep into the ring. “Ministry of Darkness” then begins to play throughout the arena as Damaramu slowly walks out of the entranceway to a larger series of cheers than normal. He marches down the ramp calmly, never taking his eyes off of Drek. He climbs into the ring and turns his back to Drek, staring at an audience that looks transfixed by his entrance. He gradually raises his arms up until the lights in the arena turn back on. COLE Guys, can you FEEL the power of Damaramu?! COACH Man, I’m feeling chills run through my spine right now. CABOOSE Yeah, well, I’m feeling copyright infringement. COLE And now that both men are in the ring…..OH WAIT…. Drek immediately runs at Dama, but he quickly spins around and plants Drek in the face with a big boot. Immediately after getting knocked down, Drek rolls out of the ring, holding his face. CABOOSE Oh, that’s not fair! DISQUALIFICATION! Drek is walking over there to give him a handshake….and he gets THAT?! COLE What are you talking about? He went over there for a sneak attack and… COACH Cole, I don’t think it needs to be explained. But thanks anyway. With a look of both surprise and irritation, he stares at Dama. However, Dama is now staring at Drek with somewhat of a smirk on his face. Drek slowly climbs back into the squared circle and stares at Dama from across the ring. He cautiously walks over to where Dama is standing, looking like he’s ready to initiate a grapple. However, Drek quickly rattles off a right hand. He delivers another one to Dama, followed by a third punch. However, Dama starts to battle back. He begins striking Drek with hard fists and knocks him into the corner. Drek is trapped as Dama starts to rattle off rights and lefts into Stone’s midsection. Suddenly, he grabs Drek by his neck and flings him halfway across the ring! COLE And, ONCE AGAIN, Dama has managed to get the best of Drek. And he’s using it with his strength. Noticeably in both pain and shock, Drek strains to get back up on his feet. Dama begins to stomp towards him, but Drek quickly drops him with a drop toe hold. He immediately jumps onto Dama’s side and grabs him in a side headlock. However, after a few seconds, Dama manages to get on his knees and chuck Drek off of his neck. Drek runs into the ropes for an attack, but Dama springs back up and drops Drek with a VICIOUS clothesline. CABOOSE What is Dama doing?! Good God, there’s a chance he could bruise Drek’s face. What a damn animal! COACH The disgust for one another has been brewing between both men. And right now, Dama is just letting it unleash. CABOOSE ……..why the hell are you at this table anyway? Dama picks Drek up by his hair and throws him into the ropes. He goes for yet another clothesline, but Drek somersaults underneath it. Dama turns around, and Drek gives him a sudden dropkick to the jaw. Dama is taken off his feet by this sudden attack. Drek immediately climbs onto Dama’s chest and begins striking him several times in the face. He quickly gets off and gives Dama a few nasty stomps in his midsection. Drek quickly picks Dama up by his hair and delivers a short-arm clothesline to bring him back down. CABOOSE There we go! You see that?! That’s athleticism! That’s the kind of stuff champions are made from! COLE And, for the first time in this match, Drek has a solid advantage…. CABOOSE He was biding his time before. Christ, you know NOTHING about psychology…. As Dama is laying on the mat, Drek slowly climbs to the top rope, making sure to pound his chest for the crowd in the arena and the audience sitting at rope. As Dama gets back up on his feet, Drek jumps off with a high cross-body. However, Dama CATCHES him in mid-air, holding him in powerslam position. He shifts Drek’s body over and lifts him up high for a gorilla press slam. Suddenly, Dama throws Drek up and falls to one knee. And Drek falls STERNUM-FIRST into Dama’s outstretched right knee. Drek is clutching at his stomach on the mat, but Dama seems to have messed his knee up a little with that move. He starts to rub his leg as Drek struggles to get back up to a standing position. Once Drek gets back up on his feet, Dama gives him a kick to the stomach. Dama puts Drek’s head between his legs, lifts him up high, and absolutely SPIKES DREK INTO THE MAT WITH A POWERBOMB. Yet, once again, he takes a few seconds to favor his knee. He makes the cover as the crowd counts along. 1……. 2….. KICKOUT!! CABOOSE Oh, thank God……I mean……absolutely nothing to worry about. Everything is under control. COACH For Drek’s sake, he better hope so. Because, I didn’t know it was possible before, but Dama looks even more determined than he did before. Drek manages to get a shoulder up. Looking annoyed, Dama picks Drek up by hair and throws him into the ropes. However, upon bouncing back, Drek slides and catches Dama with a dropkick to the knee. Dama drops to one leg, as Drek makes a strong effort to get up. Finally, after both men are standing, Drek runs from behind and brings Dama down with a chop block. Taking into account the cocky grin on his face, it’s obvious that Drek believes he’s now found a weakness. He gives a HARD stomp to Dama’s leg…..followed by another one…..and yet another. Drek then jumps up and drives HIS knee into Dama’s leg. The fans are surprised to hear Damaramu actually yelling in pain. CABOOSE Genius! Absolute brilliance! Athleticism AND brains. With a little more experience, he might actually become as good as me….or near it. What a way to take advantage of his surrroundings. COLE But how much damage could Dama’s knee now be in? This may mean trouble…. Drek waits for a few seconds until Dama manages to rise again. He runs into the ropes, obviously preparing for another chop-block, but Dama GRABS HIM BY HIS THROAT!! The fans start going crazy as Dama lifts Drek up for A CHOKESLAM. But Drek manages to slide behind Dama’s back and give him a kick to the back of the knee. He runs into the ropes for another attack, but AGAIN, Dama manages to grab Drek by his neck. This time, he gives Drek a vicious shove over the top rope, sending him hurtling to the floor. COACH Dama may now have one leg, but that’s not going to stop him from using BRUTE strength. CABOOSE Brains over brawn. Brains over brawn. Drek slowly gets back up on his knees, shaking his head to get the cobwebs out. He walks over to the nearest turnbuckle, but Dama is waiting nearby in the ring. He grabs Drek by his hair and begins to pull him up. But Drek sweeps Dama’s legs from beneath him, sending him falling to the mat. Drek then grabs Dama’s legs and gives them a brutal tug, sending him GROIN-FIRST into the ringpost. COLE Oh come on, THAT’S not right. Dammit! CABOOSE What?! Dama’s perfectly willing to do the same thing! COACH Doesn’t mean it’s okay for Drek to do it. Two wrongs don’t make a right. CABOOSE What are you, nine years old?! COLE Damn, damn, dammity, damn, damn, damn! Drek immediately grabs Dama’s left leg and spins his body around it. He grabs the right leg, crosses it over the left, jumps up…..AND HE HAS DAMA TRAPPED IN A RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR!! Dama starts screaming in a mixture of pain and rage, as the referee counts for Drek to release it. 1…. 2….. 3….. 4….. Drek quickly lets go of the move and rolls back into the ring. He immediately rolls back out and goes right back to Dama’s legs. CABOOSE Drek Stone is a cerebral assassin in every sense of the word. COLE I don’t think we can use that term. COACH And you actually complaned about copyright violations before?! He begins to set up for ANOTHER Figure-Four. He grabs Dama’s left leg and spins his body around it…..but Dama pulls his leg and sends Drek face-first into the corner post!! Startled, Drek lets go of Dama’s legs and falls to his knees. Dama begins to make a concentrated effort to get off his back. Drek rolls back into the ring, where Dama has managed to stand once again. Drek runs at Dama, but gets caught with a FIERCE POWERSLAM!!! Dama makes the cover!! 1….. 2….. NO!! COLE Drek Stone was JUST able to get a shoulder up! COACH Barely! You could SEE that powerslam shake his bones! Dama gets back up, but now he looks furious. He grabs Drek by his throat and starts choking him. He violently picks him up off the mat by his neck and sets him up against the ropes. He starts giving him VICIOUS elbows to the face. After nearly SEVEN elbows, he rears back…..and HITS DREK WITH A ROLLING ELBOW!! Drek falls to the mat, and Dama makes the cover. 1….. 2……. KICKOUT!! Drek once again manages to kick out!! Dama gets back up to his feet, still favoring his right knee. He waits for Drek to slowly rise. As Drek gets to his knees, he balls his fist up and gives Dama a NASTY LOW BLOW outside out of the referee’s viewpoint. COLE Damn!! He’s breaking the rules again!! CABOOSE Where? What the hell are you talking about?! Some fly landed on my television monitor….and the picture went out for a second…..and….. COLE Oh yeah right. This is getting ridiculous! Dama is doubled over in pain as Drek makes an effort to run into the ropes. He bounces back but Dama SURPRISES him by lifting him in a bodyslam position…..but he shifts his body over and he has Drek set up for a tombstone. He lifts him up….and DROPS DREK INTO THE MAT WITH A TOMBSTONE!! The fans start going crazy!! 1….. 2…… SHOULDER UP!! CABOOSE Oh, thank GOD!! Drek manages to get a shoulder up at the last second!! Dama starts shaking the ring ropes in anger, and climbs to his feet. He slices his thumb across his throat…..and the fans are actually CHEERING! He lifts Drek up by his head and sets him in position for the DAMA DRIVER!! But after a little stalling, Drek manuevers himself out and, on the way down, grabs Dama’s head. AND HE HITS HIM WITH THE STONECUTTER!!! DREK CLIMBED OUT OF THE DAMA DRIVER AND HIT DAMA WITH A STONECUTTER!! CABOOSE STONECUTTER!! STONECUTTER!! IT’S OVER!! COACH Can Drek Stone do it?!?! He scrambles over to Dama on his knees to make the cover!! 1…… 2…… BUT DAMA GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!! The fans explode as the referee stops the count and notifies Drek that it isn’t over. COACH You want to talk about brains? Dama knew exactly WHERE he was in that ring. Even when he didn’t have the strength to kick out, he knew to put his feet on the ropes. CABOOSE What does he want? A friggin cookie or something? He’s still a savage. Drek starts jumping up and down in anger, but quickly calms himself. He picks Dama up off the mat and, using his shoulder, charges Dama into the corner. He lifts Dama up onto the top turnbuckle. Turning his back to him, he grabs Dama’s arms. He lifts them up……and SENDS DAMARAMU FLIPPING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE INTO THE MAT!! HE JUST HIT DAMARAMU WITH THE DIAMOND DUST!! Drek quickly crawls over to make the cover!! 1…… 2…… BUT DAMA KICKS OUT!! Drek starts pounding the mat with his fists, screaming to the referee that it was a three count. COLE Just as Drek did before, Dama is escaping from everything that Drek is throwing at him. CABOOSE Dama looks….alright….I guess…… However, Drek quickly makes sure to stop the temper tantrum and gives himself a few relaxing breaths. He grabs Dama by his arm and tugs him over to the nearest turnbuckle. Drek slowly begins to scale the corner with a wide smile on his face. Once at the top, he pounds his chest for the fans. Finally, he jumps up with a HIGH SPRINGING MOONSAULT…….BUT DAMA PUTS HIS KNEES UP!! Drek falls BODY-FIRST RIGHT INTO DAMA’S KNEES!! The fans go crazy as Drek rolls around on the mat clutching his stomach, and Dama holds onto his right knee in pain. Both men are down and the referee starts to count. 1….. 2….. 3….. 4…… Dama begins to stir off of the mat….. 5……. 6……. Drek uses the middle rope to pull himself off of the mat. Dama is now back on his feet so the referee stops the count. Both men are woozy. Drek dizzily walks over to Damaramu…..AND DAMARAMU LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE DAMA DRIVER!! He jumps up…..and BASHES DREK INTO THE MAT WITH THE DAMA DRIVER!! IT’S OVER!!! He makes the cover!! CABOOSE KICK OUT, DREK!!! 1……. COLE HE LOOKS TO BE OUT!! CABOOSE GET A SHOULDER UP!! SOMETHING!!! 2……. BUT DAMA LIFTS DREK’S HEAD OFF THE MAT!! With a sinister smile, he pulled Drek’s head off of the ground! The fans start to get loud, realizing that Dama isn’t done with the punishment yet. CABOOSE Oh, what an idiot! He may have just cost himself the match! COACH Or maybe just sealed it up for him! He wanted to teach Drek Stone a lesson, and it looks like he’s ready to finally start the class. He begins to pick Drek off of the ground but, in a last ditch effort, Drek grabs Dama by his shirt and rolls him out of the ring, between the middle ropes. Both men are now down once again. Drek slowly and painfully picks himself off of the mat and rolls out to the ring apron. He struggles to get to his feet but, using the ropes, he’s able to stand on the ring apron. He waits for Dama to get up again and, once he does, he jumps off the apron. But DAMA GRABS AN ATTACKING DREK BY THE THROAT!! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND GIVES HIM A CHOKESLAM ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR!! COLE Oh my god! COACH DREK IS OUT!! Drek looks to be finished!! The fans start going crazy as Drek looks to be out cold!! The referee starts counting both guys out of the ring. 1….. 2….. But the move seems to have damaged Dama’s knee again somewhat. He starts rubbing it with his hand and begins to limp a little, trying to get some feeling back into it. 3…… 4……. CABOOSE Come on, Drek. Find some strength!! 5…….. Dama limps around the ring, trying to get some feeling back into his knee. He seems more preoccupied with rehabbing his leg than he is with rolling back into the ring. He’s now on the opposite ring from the referee, who’s back is turned from Dama as he’s counting Drek. COLE Dama is still favoring that knee of his. COACH He should really roll into the ring. This isn’t smart. 6……… Suddenly, the fans all begin to stand and yell as Ryan Smith jumps out of the crowd and runs straight at Damaramu. Dama spins in time to see Smith heading for him, but Smith is too quick leaving his feet. He grabs Dama by the head and, with lightning speed, DROPS DAMA STRAIGHT DOWN WITH A SPINNING SLEEPER DROP!! Smith stands and walks around the ring, smirking at Damaramu, before heading up the ramp. CABOOSE WHOA!! COLE What the hell was THAT about?! CABOOSE I have no idea!! But now both men are even!! Drek is even with Dama!! 7…….. Drek slowly manages to stir himself off of the floor. 8…….. Drek is back on his knees, but Dama is now out cold on the arena floor. COLE Oh come on. NOT LIKE THIS!! COACH You have to be kidding me!! 9…….. Drek, with a last fit of energy, lifts himself off the floor and rolls into the ring. Meanwhile, Dama is still out. 10!!!!!!! * DING!! DING!!! DING!!!! * CABOOSE YES!! Drek is SUCCESSFUL in his first OAOAST PPV match!! Amazing!! ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen……your winner……as a result of a countout……..DREK…….STONE!!!! The fans start booing as Drek struggles to get back up on his feet. He seems a little confused, but as the referee starts to raise his hand, he lets out a loud laugh. He falls to his knees and holds his hands out to the sky, overly exaggerating the value and circumstances of his win. COLE Oh please. What a nauseating celebration. But then again, what a match! What effort both men showed here tonight. COACH But what’s with Ryan Smith interfering? What for? This had nothing to do with him. CABOOSE Does it matter? Drek won all by himself!! COACH What the hell were you watching?! Dama got screwed out of this win that he EARNED. CABOOSE You’re a racist, Coach. Just because Drek’s Italian, you’re taking away from his win! Give the man credit! COACH I am! But Dama had the match won! CABOOSE Who’s hand is raised?! NOT DAMARAMU!! IT’S DREK’S HAND!! COLE Wait, what’s going on?! Damaramu slowly rises up to his feet with a furiously bewildered look on his face. He looks around, trying to figure out where Smith went, until his eyes center on Drek standing in the ring. Dama slides into the ring as Drek backs up to the ropes with a wary, yet cautious, look on his face. Dama bounces off the ropes and heads for Drek. Drek braces himself for impact.......BUT NO! Dama baseball slides between Drek's legs and starts to head up the ramp where Ryan Smith is standing! Smith looks at Dama, and then exits through the curtain with Dama in hot pursuit. Drek leans on the ropes for a second, and then the cocky smile returns to his face as he raises his arms in victory. COLE Uh-oh. This could be trouble…. COACH I can tell you one thing. I do NOT want to be Ryan Smith tonight. I don’t know if Dama has ever looked angrier….and that’s saying something. COLE What a match! Folks, we’ll be right back.

We see an overhead shot from outside the arena, and then we cut to the three announcers, discussing the next match up. COLE Ladies and Gentlemen we are set for the big one on one contest, pitting the ‘Dark One’ Axel, against his former ally, the seven foot giant Gunner Sharps... There’s a lot of bad blood in this match guys, and a score will be settled. CABOOSE There certainly is Michael. AJ and Gunner got the better of Axel two weeks ago, but it was Axel who got the win this past Thursday night on HeldDown. COACH But first let’s take you to the backstage area, where AJ Flaire is with Josh Matthews. Camera cuts to Backstage, where Josh and AJ are once again in front of a HeldDown sign. JOSH AJ Flaire, yourself, and Gunner Sharps have two big matches tonight, against the two men who defeated you in a tag team contest last Thursday night, Dan Black and Axel. Your thoughts? AJ Josh, I am excited, happy, hell, I’m damn ecstatic that Gunner and I are friends once again. There was a long period there where we were at odds, because of Axel. Gunner saw the light, he saw that Axel was doing nothing to further his career; he was only serving to hurt it. As for my opponent tonight, Dan Black, well I know, and the fans know what this title means to me, what the X Division, and its growth as a whole, means to me. When you verbally disrespect this belt, you spit in the face of every guy that has held this title, every guy that’s ever dreamed of wearing what I wear. Most importantly, you spit in the face of me, and all of my accomplishments in the last four months. Beating Mad Matt, beating both members of TNT, beating Sly, beating Lyne, beating the Minions, and beating Axel last week. No one ever spits in my face, and gets away with it. No one ever disrespects my championship, and gets away with it. This Sunday Dan Black, you will not take this belt away from me, you will not be the man that de-thrones AJ Flaire. I’m taking your belt Black, and I’m proving why this Division is more powerful than anyone gives it credit for. JOSH Well AJ, what about Axel? Any comments about your former friend? AJ Well Axel, I’ve only got one- A hand cuts AJ Flaire off in the middle of speaking, and the camera pans back to reveal Gunner Sharps! Gunner grabs the microphone, and begins to speak, first facing AJ. GUNNER Sorry AJ, but this is my business *faces camera*. Axel, you wanted a match with me? Well be careful what you wish for son, you just might get it. Two weeks ago, I made a conscious decision. I made a conscious decision to side with the fans. I made a conscious decision to side with AJ. And I made a conscious decision to SPEAR YOUR ASS! You ignorant bastard, you couldn’t see it coming? Too blinded by your supposed ‘love’ for Crystal, a girl that I have over the past week mended fences with? No Axel, I was never going to side with you. Last week, you tried to intimidate me? I’m Seven foot tall, and I’m Three Hundred and Fifty-Five pounds of solid muscle. I don’t get intimidated, I intimidate! So Axel, tonight, I’m going to intimidate you. I’m going to beat some sense into you Axel, I’m going to make sure that you get out of this fucked up little dream world you live in where you are the centre of all things, and you matter more than everyone else, because YOU DON’T! You mean nothing to me, you mean nothing to AJ, and above all, you mean nothing to Crystal. It’s getting too late for you to mend fences Axel, I mended mine before the cut off. You always talk about pain? Well you will find out what real pain feels like tonight. Gunner shoves the microphone back in Josh’s chest, before walking out of camera shot and leaving Josh with AJ, who now has a smile on his face. AJ Now that right there Josh, That’s Phenomenal. We cut back to the arena and the announcers. Axel vs. Gunner Sharpe COLE AJ and Gunner are fired up tonight! They’re ready for some action! CUE: ‘Debonaire’ by Dope Gunner Sharps appears from behind the curtain to a pop from the fans. He jogs down the ramp and steps up onto the apron, before stepping over the top rope with ease. Gunner goes up to the second rope and greets the crowd, who respond with another pop. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in tonight at Three Hundred Fifty-Five pounds… GUNNERRRR SHAAAAAAAAAARRRRPPPPSSSSSSS! COACH The fans have really started to take a liking to Gunner Sharps. They have embraced the big man ever since he sided with AJ Flaire. I really think he can get the job done tonight, with the massive height and weight advantage that he has over Axel. CABOOSE you can’t discount Axel Michael Cole. His sadistic and devilish tendencies give him an advantage over any opponent. He studies ways to hurt people, to take people down. COACH That may be right Caboose, but I think Gunner is well aware of this, and may have a game plan of his own. COLE So Caboose, you’ve researched these guys’ styles over the past few days, what do you think are the keys to victory for each man here tonight? CABOOSE Well for Axel, it’s to get the big man down, and to keep him down. You take out one of those legs, one of those tree trunks, you keep Gunner grounded, and his arsenal of power moves is severely damaged. It’s kind of hard to lift someone when you have only got one leg that works properly. As for Gunner, well, he just needs to work at his pace. Axel may try and take to the air, maybe try to get an advantage by using his speed. Well Gunner needs to slow the pace right down, be methodical, and be cold and calculating. If Gunner dictates the pace, he can win this match. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The pyro goes off and the lights go out in the arena as ‘The Game’ by Disturbed plays. Gunner waits impatiently for Axel’s arrival, and focuses in on the entrance ramp. The fans start to get restless, as Axel still hasn’t appeared. COLE Well where is he? The fans suddenly deliver a surprise pop, as Axel appears behind Gunner, with the big man not realising that Axel is there! Axel enters the ring, runs at Gunner, and takes his left leg out from under him with a chop block, sending the big man down! COACH Axel just came from the crowd! Axel grabs Gunner’s left leg and lands a vicious kick above the knee, with the big man writhing in pain. Axel connects with another kick, and another, before dropping an elbow across Gunners leg, and applying a leg lock. Axel tries to hyper-extend the knee, before getting up again and dropping another elbow across the leg, and wrenching back on it yet again. Axel stands up a third time, and this time drops a knee across the leg, and wrenches the leg in a different position, all the while Gunner crying out and writhing in pain, and trying to get to the ropes. CABOOSE You see, this si what I was talking about Michael Cole, this is exactly what Axel had to do if he was going to beat the Seven footer. He had to work the leg. Magnificent psychology by The Dark One. Axel grabs the leg again and drags it over to the ropes, laying it across the bottom rope. Axel stands on the leg, which places even more pressure, before jumping off and delivering another elbow to the left leg of Gunner Sharps, this time while it is perched on the bottom rope. Axel stands on the leg and does the same thing again, dropping an elbow across the leg. The referee gives Axel a five count to get off the ropes, and Axel obliges by taking Gunners leg to the middle of the ring again. Axel reaches down to get a better grip of the leg, and Gunner catches him with a hard right hand, that sends Axel staggering backward. Gunner tries to get to his feet, but Axel grabs the left leg again quickly. This doesn’t stop the big man; however, as he still manages to get vertical, using his good leg, the right leg, while Axel holds onto the left. Gunner steadies, while Axel taunts him, holding the now partially injured leg. Then Gunner suddenly jumps high in the air, landing a HUGE enziguri to the head of Axel! COLE What incredible flexibility and agility by the Three Hundred Fifty-Five pound Gunner Sharps! Gunner and Axel both slowly get to their feet, Gunner favouring the left leg, trying to shake some feeling back into it. Axel runs at Gunner, but Gunner catches Axel with a hard clothesline, knocking ‘The Dark One’ down! Axel gets up quickly and tries a right hand to the head of the big man, but Gunner blocks the blow and lands one of his own, sending Axel back into the corner. Gunner follows Axel into the corner, and delivers a second hard right hand to the head of Axel, before unloading a barrage of stuff rights and lefts to the midsection of the former 24/7 Champion! Axel, reeling, tries a haymaker, but Gunner ducks under it, and lefts Axel over his shoulder. Gunner walks two steps forward out of the corner, and sends Axel crashing down to the mat, spine first, with a big powerslam. Gunner goes for the cover… COLE First cover of the match up! One! Two! COLE The leg is hooked… No! Kickout at two by Axel. COLE … but no, Axel kicks out at two. COACH The thing is as well Michael, that when Gunner covers a man, that’s three hundred fifty pounds on your chest right there, and you gotta somehow lift your shoulder off of the canvas. Now Axel is a strong guy, but every time Gunner covers him, that’s a lot of energy to be expending at this stage in a match. The big man grabs Axel again, and Irish whips him, before reversing the whip himself, and delivering another hard clothesline, knocking Axel down again. Gunner picks up Axel yet again, and picks him up for a sidewalk slam. Gunner jumps and delivers that sidewalk slam, before hooking the leg for a cover… COLE Gunner slowing the pace down, another cover, leg is hooked… One! Two! No! Another kick out by Axel. COLE And another kick out by Axel. You’re right Coach, every time Axel kicks out; he is expending a great amount of energy. Gunner has to realise this, and I thin that is why Gunner is making the covers when he is. Gunner, still slightly favouring his left leg, lifts Axel up to his feet, before grabbing his left hand and whipping him into the corner. Gunner runs at Axel, but Axel lifts a boot up, connects to the face of Gunner, and follows it up with another chop block to the left leg of Gunner Sharps! CABOOSE Gunner did what I said there, he slowed the pace down, delivering those hard right hands, those clubbing blows to the head and midsection of Axel. Then he made a mistake, because he Irish Whipped Axel into the corner, he tried to quicken the pace just enough. Axel got the boot to the face, and now he’s working on the leg again. Axel grabs the leg and drags it to the corner, before rolling to the outside of the ring. Axel grabs the leg again, and brings it toward the ring post, with the crowd, aware of what is about to happen, jeering him, and starting a small ‘Gun-ner’ chant, to try and motivate the big seven footer. Axel brings the leg back, before snapping it right around the ring post with a thud, eliciting a shout of ‘No!’ from Gunner. Axel develops a sadistic smile, and then snaps the leg around the ring post again! Axel then grabs a hold of both legs, turns around and smiles at the crowd, before reversing back… COACH This has gotta hurt! … and ramming Gunners’ privates into the ring post! Axel crosses one leg over the other, and puts his leg between them, before rocking back, and locking in a figure 4 leg lock to Gunner Sharps around the ring post! The referee can do nothing about this, except start a five count, at which Axel breaks at four! Axel then delivers a standing elbow to the leg of Gunner, before ramming it around the ring post yet again! Axel rolls back into the ring, and looks at the somewhat defenceless Gunner Sharps, grasping at his now injured left leg. Axel takes the opportunity to go for a cover… One! Two! No! Gunner powers out at two. Gunner tries to get to his feet using the ropes, but Axel takes him down with another chop block. Then Axel grabs his left leg yet again, and brings him to the centre of the ring! Axel steps his leg over, twists around, and locks in a Figure Four! COLE Figure Four! Figure Four! Gunner could tap out right here! COACH Gunner has to be in tremendous pain right now! Gunner roars in pain as Axel locks the Figure Four in, and wrenches back on the leg. Gunner’s shoulders go down to the mat as he writhes in agony! One! Two! No! Gunner realises, and lifts his shoulders off the mat. Gunner tries to crawl to the ropes, but Axel crawls the other way, and grabs the bottom rope for added leverage! The referee checks on Gunner, and Gunner shouts that Axel is using the ropes! The referee checks Axel, who by now has let go of the bottom rope, and pleads innocence as he wrenches the leg even harder! Gunner’s shoulders go down again… One! Two! No! Gunner lifts his shoulders off the mat, and tries to turn Axel over, as the crowd try to will him on, the ‘Gun-ner’ chant becoming louder and louder! Gunner finds the strength to try one last gasp effort to turn over… and he does it, reversing the hold! COLE Gunner is still alive in this match! Axel quickly goes to the ropes, with the referee helping untangle the legs, and break he hold. The two men both take a second to regroup, before both trying to get up. Axel gets to his feet first, while Gunner has a harder time, using the ropes. Axel walks over to Gunner and tries to land a right hand to the back of his head, but Gunner turns around and blocks the blow, before delivering a right hand of his own, sending Axel backward! Axel comes forward and tries another right hand, and Gunner again blocks, and again lands a right of his own. Gunner steps toward Axel, gingerly, and lands a third, then a fourth right hand to the side of the head. Still favouring the left leg, Gunner sends Axel for an Irish Whip, Axel comes off the ropes, Gunner tries a clothesline, and Axel ducks under. Boot to the midsection by Axel, hooks the head of Gunner Sharps, does a quick half crucifix pose, and drives Gunner’s head down into the mat for an Evenflow DDT! CABOOSE Ha-ha! Axel has the advantage one again! COLE Axel with a stiff DDT, driving Gunner’s head into the mat, and it looks like he’s going for some high risk! This may not be a wise move! CABOOSE Why not Michael? He has Gunner grounded, this may be the move that puts the big guy away for good! Axel goes through the ropes and ascends the turnbuckles, steadying at the top rope. Axel signals to the crowd, and points at Gunner, before launching himself off the top rope for a five star frog splash… … But Gunner moves out of the way! Axel gets nothing but canvas! COLE Axel crashed, and he sure burned! Both men down! Gunner gets up first out of the two men, and Axel runs at him once again. Gunner catches Axel by the throat with his left arm, before taunting ‘The Dark One’ and lifting him high in the air for a massive Gorilla Press on one leg! COLE Look at the strength! With one leg! Gunner drops Axel over his shoulder, and sends him crashing down to the mat with a Spinebuster! Gunner limps over to the other side of the ring, and crouches in the corner, setting up for the Spear! COACH He’s going for the Spear! CABOOSE But can he do it with one good leg? Gunner waits for Axel to get to his feet, and starts to charge at Axel.. but his leg gives way when he puts full weight on it, and Gunner goes down in a heap! COLE He can’t do it! That leg is too banged up! Axe’s game plan has worked! The referee goes to check on Gunner, and Gunner tells the referee he is OK. Axel gets up and measures Gunner, before running and going for a Harlem Side Kick… But Gunner moves out of the way and the referee goes down! Axel turns around quickly, Gunner goes for a boot to the midsection, but Axel takes Gunner down with a vicious Dragon Screw! COACH The referee is down! Gunner is down! Axel is standing! CABOOSE Now this is where a smart guy takes advantage of the situation, right here. Axel’s a smart guy. He’s taking advantage of the situation. Axel looks at the fallen referee and smiles his wicked smile. He rolls to the outside of the ring, shoves the timekeeper out of the way, and grabs his steel folding chair. Axel slides into the ring, chair in hand, and measures Gunner, the sick, sadistic smile once again evident on his face. Gunner gets to one knee, and Axel charges at him, and lifts the chair high above his head… COLE Axel’s going to hit Gunner with that chair, Axel is going to decapitate Gunner Sha… … MOTHER FUCKING IMPACT SPEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRR~!~!~! BY GUNNER SHARPS OUT OF NOWHERE, THE CHAIR FLIES OVER BEHIND AXEL! COACH SPEAR! SPEAR! Gunner hit that huge Spear, driving Axel down to the mat!! GUNNER GOES FOR THE COVER, The fans chant along! ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR!!! FOUR? HA FUCKING HA! NO REFEREE! COLE Dammit, the fans could count until tomorrow, and Gunner would still win this match! The referee is down, and Gunner is livid! Gunner stands up and hobbles over to the referee’s lifeless body, shaking him to wake up. Gunner grabs Axel again, and makes the cut-throat motion to the crowd, signalling for the end! COLE Gunner is going to go for All Guns Blazing! That Running over-the-shoulder powerbomb! It’s an AWESOME move! COACH Well why doesn’t he call it the Awesome Bomb? CABOOSE Your stupidity amazes me sometimes. Gunner puts Axel between his legs, and walks forward for All Guns Blazing… But Axel slips off the back of Gunner! Gunner staggers forward, and Axel grabs the steel chair! Gunner turns around, and WHAM~! Axel levels Gunner with a huge chair shot, knocking the big man down! COLE That was a vile chair shot by Axel! The referee can do nothing, he’s still down! Axel grabs the left leg of Gunner yet again, and brings the chair down into the knee of Gunner Sharps! Axel lays the chair over the injured leg, comes off the ropes, and delivers a knee to the chair, driving it into Axel’s leg once again! COACH This is a sickening display by Axel! Axel opens the chair up enough, and puts Gunner’s leg through it, and jumping on the chair, using it like a vice to try and snap Gunner’s leg in half! Gunner screams in pain and Axel sees that the referee is waking up! Axel unhooks the chair from Gunner’s leg and slides it out of the ring! Axel grabs Gunner’s leg again, and turns the big man over, locking in the Axel Grinder! CABOOSE Axel Grinder! The Single Leg Crap is locked in! This is the exclamation point! Gunner tries in vain to crawl toward the ropes, but Axel just pulls him back to the centre of the ring! The referee gets to his feet, and sees that Gunner is locked in the Axel Grinder in the centre of the ring! Axel wrenches the leg back further, and despite the fans’ chants, Gunner is forced to… COLE No! Hold on Gunner! … TAP OUT! *DING DING DING* Cue: ‘The Game’ by Disturbed The fans begin to jeer and boo loudly, starting an ‘ass-hole’ chant, which is overshadowed by an even louder ‘BULL-SHIT’ chant! Axel, after a long period, releases the hold, as his theme music keeps playing. BUFFER Here is your winner by submission… AXXXELLLLLLLLLL! Axel does the crucifix pose as the fans begin to throw bottles and cans into the ring, with Axel smile that sadistic smile once again, and looking down at the fallen Gunner Sharps. Axel rolls out of the ring, and up the ramp, to even more boos from the crowd. COLE Well that man on your screen folks, Axel, was damn lucky to get away tonight. If it hadn’t of been for that damn chair, I gotta believe that Gunner would have emerged the victor in this contest here tonight. CABOOSE Well, as I said Michael Cole, Axel took advantage of the situation, and he did what any good wrestler would do – I know I would – he did what he had to do to win. Axel walks out of the arena, as officials rush from the back to attend to Gunner Sharps. Gunner rolls out of the ring with help from the officials, and then makes his way out of the arena, with one official on each arm, as he refuses a stretcher. COACH Well I know this guys, this battle is far from over, and we will certainly see some fall out from this match this Thursday night on HeldDown. COLE What else can happen tonight? We’ve still got X Title and World Title matches to bring you!

Chain On a Pole Match The Cuban Wall vs. Ryan Smith ANNOUNCER The following bout is scheduled for 1 fall and is a CHAIN ON A POLE MATCH! LIGHTENING CREW! The fans stand and boo as a lightening bolt hits the entrance way and “No Chance in Hell” starts playing and The Cuban Wall appears on the stage. The fans continue to boo as he raises his arm and plays to the crowd. ANNOUNCER Making his way to the ring. From Havana, Cuba! Weighing in at 285 pounds......THE CUBAN WALL!!!!!!!! The fans continue to jeer and boo as The Cuban Wall enters the ring and begins jawing to the fans. He looks around and then climbs the turnbuckle where the chain hangs and shakes the pole for a moment before laughing maniacally. But the boo’s turn to wild cheers as The OU Fight Song begins to play. ANNOUNCER And his opponent! From Norman, Oklahoma! Weighing in at 226 pounds.....RYAN SMITH!!!!!!!!!! The fans cheer as Smith appears on stage pumping his fist to the air. He begins to walk a little faster before rushing the ring just as he does everytime he’s face off against The Cuban Wall! COLE Well this worked for Smith last time he faced Cuban Wall! Smith charges into the ring and immediately begins to deliver hard lefts and rights! Cuban Wall seems dazed but tries to punch back. Smith ducks under a haymaker delivers some kidney punches the back Wall up onto the ropes! Smith begins to drop clubbing blows onto Wall’s neck as he lays forward on the ropes dazed by the sudden attack! Smith hits the ropes.......and leaps over Wall! Guillotine! Wall bounces backwards and lands on his back holding his neck as the fans chant! FANS HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! COLE DID YOU SEE THAT!? COACH He cleared Cuban Wall! He leaped over him and guillotined him! Smith is right back in the ring on Cuban Wall as he tries to stand. Smith delivers some hard punches before pulling him to his feet. Smith stands Wall up and begins to punch him back to the ropes....Smith irish whips him and delivers a high flipping dropkick! Smith hits the ropes and delivers an elbow drop! Pin! 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!! Kick out easily! COLE Smith just trying to wear him down here. COACH You know the thing I noticed about Smith is that while he is a small guy and a technical wrestler...he brawls and fights like he weighs 300 pounds! CABOOSE Yeah well he’s facing a guy that really is almost 300 pounds so his ass better be careful! Wall once again tries to climb to his feet but Smith climbs to the second rope. A dazed Wall backs up towards the corner and Smith flies off with a bulldog! Wall’s face is driven into the mat as the fan’s go crazy! Smith looks up at the chain and begins to climb the ropes.....but Wall is getting back to his feet! Wall comes up behind Smith.....and his kicked in the face! Smith comes flying off with a clothesline.......NO! Wall catches him and drives him into the mat with a bossman slam! The fans immediately stand and boo at this turn of events! COLE Not a smart move by Smith! Smith tries to roll to the ropes but Wall is already on him! Wall chases him to the ropes and begins to stomp away on the prone Smith! Wall yanks Smith to his feet by his hair and picks him up on his shoulders for a powerslam! Wall displays his strength by walking to the middle of the ring with Smith on his shoulders and then driving him into the mat with a hard powerslam! Smith is in a world of hurt as Wall is back to his feet and coming off the ropes.....big splash! COLE This does not look good for Smith! CABOOSE It never looks good for a punk like Smith! Wall sits up on one knee and yanks Smith’s head up by the hair. Wall begins to pound his face with hard clubbing punches. Smith’s nose begins to slowly bleed as the pounding continues! Finally after about 8 shots Wall drops him and goes for a cover. 1!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!! SMITH KICKS OUT! Wall slowly rises to his feet looking down at the prone Smith. Smith tries to get to his feet making it to his hands and knees before Wall field goal kicks him right in the ribs lifting his entire body off the ground! Smith roles over in pain as Wall jaws at the crowd while they jeer him. Wall pulls Smith to his feet and whips him into the ropes.....he catches him coming off with a hard spinning powerslam! Smith is in lala land as Wall sends him into the turnbuckle! Wall comes in for an avalanche.....NO! Smith moves! Wall hits the turnbuckle and backs up dazed......Smith quickly to the second rope.........clothesline bringing Wall off of his feet! Smith looking desperate hobbles to the pole corner and begins to climb.....Wall is back up behind him and shoves him off to the outside! Smith hits the apron and falls to the floor! COLE Smith was getting desperate there and went for the chain quickly.....but to no avail! Wall looks up at the chain and then decides against going after it just yet. Instead he heads to the outside where Smith is laying. Wall yanks him to his feet and picks him up for a bearhug! Wall squeezes for about 5 seconds then runs him straight into the ringpost! Again! Again! Wall walks all the way to the opposite post holding the dazed Smith.....like a speeding train Wall runs in and slams Smith back first into the barrier moving it back a few feet! COLE Oh my god! That was painful to watch! COACH I don’t know how he’ll be able to stand now. CABOOSE He won’t. COACH I think he broke the barrier! CABOOSE Are you ignoring me? Smith lays on the guardrail for a second as Wall begins to deliver some hard shots. Smith moves his head back and begins to slap Smith’s chest with his giant hand! Smith grabs his chest in pain as Wall grabs him by the back of the head.....and shoves him into the ringpost face first! Smith falls over and Wall pulls him up again shoving him into the ring. Wall pulls Smith up by the back of his tights and delivers some hard shots to his lower back. Wall picks Smith up and delivers a hard back breaker across his knee and he holds it! Wall is bending Smith across his knee! The fans begin to chant Smith names and pounds the floor in support! Smith tries to fight out but he can’t, Wall just continues the pressure! COACH I don’t know how he can stand this! COLE The ref is asking him if he gives up! The fans are so loud now that the ref can’t even hear Smith crying out. Wall is screaming something as well as Smith continues to try and fight out but he is in the worst position to fight out of! Finally Wall stands to his feet pulling Smith up with him. Wall picks him up and drops him across his knee with another backbreaker! This time however he lets him fall to the mat. Wall now notices the chain and points to it as the fans boo and jeer. Wall heads for the turnbuckle and begins to climb.....he slowly makes it to the top and starts to stand to reach up for the chain...but Smith is fighting up....Smith stands and stumbles into the top rope! Wall loses his footing and crotches himself! The fans all wince feeling Wall’s pain as Smith lays on the ropes. Slowly he raises his head as the fans all cheer realizing he’s back in it! COLE There is no die in Smith! The roof is about to blow off of this arena! Smith stands and screams looking fired up as Wall finally gets off the top rope. Wall stumbles back right into Smith’s right hand! Smith begins to fire off on Wall like a man possessed! Wall is sent into the ropes.....Smith behind him.....Smith strains because of his back but he manages to get Wall up for a german suplex! Smith lays on the mat holding his back unable to capitalize. Wall however looks just as bad being dropped on his head! Smith slowly makes it to his feet and starts to climb up the top rope! Smith is up there......Wall walks up behind him.......Smith kicks him off.......and SMITH GRABS THE CHAIN! THE FANS ERUPT! NO.....WALL IS UP ON THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AND HE POWERBOMBS SMITH OFF THE TOP! THE FANS HAVE LOST IT! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMITH KICKS OUT BARELY! COLE Oh man......I can’t breath! That was amazing! What a comeback by Smith! But Wall is to much! Wall slowly gets to his feet and finds the chain laying on the mat......Smith is back up and......he nearly eats a chain to the face! But Smith manages to duck. Wall turns around....right into a low blow by Smith! Wall drops the chain! Smith hits the ropes and comes flying back in for a punch...Wall ducks! The fans are going nuts at this amazing turn of events! Wall picks him up for the WALL BREAKER! WALL SPINS AROUND SCREAMING.......SMITH WITH A CHAIN SHOT TO THE FACE! WALL DROPS HIM! SMITH WITH A HARD RIGHT FROM THE CHAIN! WALL REFUSES TO GO DOWN! THE FANS ARE ABOUT TO LOSE IT! SMITH HITS THE ROPES.........HIGH SWINGING SLEEPER DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMITH WITH THE COVER! 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! DING! DING! DING! ANNOUNCER The winner of this bout.........RYAN SMITH!!! COLE What a victory by Ryan Smith! He took a hell of a pounding and what a comeback! What a turn of reversals at the end of that match! CABOOSE I’m speechless. COACH Finally! The fans cheer as Smith slides out of the ring raising his hands in victory! He looks around and then heads out through the crowd celebrating with all of his fans! The fans mob over him as he heads through them to the back hugging and giving high fives to anyone that wants one! SCHOOL'S OUT: CLASS DISMISSED May 30, 2004

We cut backstage as Ryan Smith is pacing back and forth shadow boxing and stretching out in preperation for his chain on a pole match. Suddenly we hear a voice behind him. VOICE Getting ready for your match huh? It's weird not wrestling you tonight. Smith spins around to see Damaramu walking up to him. SMITH Oh it's you. DAMA Yeah it's me. Listen Ryan...I just wanted to say that whatever happens tonight......I'll be pulling for you. SMITH You pulling for me? DAMA Yes.....because.......*Dama gets into Smith's face*......I promised you that I'd end your career and that promise remains intact. If you allow yourself to be beaten and put on the shelf by a fat tub of goo like The Cuban Wall then you weren't worthy of my time. I hope you win. Because I'm looking forward to that rematch that'll end it all. Dama smirks in Smith's face then turns to walk off but Smith spins him back around. SMITH Oh Dama.....it'll never be over between us. Never. Dama and Smith stare into one another's eye's with intensity never seen before and then both men turn in the opposite direction and walk off. The Global Party Exchange vs. Skull Mask & Skull Kid In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na... The fans all stand and cheer as the lights on the stage go crazy and The Global Party Exchange bursts onto the stage!* ANNOUNCER The following tag team bout is scheduled for one fall! Making there way to the ring weighing in at a total combined weight of 407 pounds........Scotty Static and Johnny Jam Jackson......THE GLOBAAAAAL PARTY EXXXCHANGE!!!!!!!!!!! The fans continue to go nuts and all the teenage girls shriek as the two young men enter the ring and stand on the ropes playing to the crowd. Suddenly though a cold air goes over the arena as all of the lights go out. The fans begin to boo as a green light bathes the entrance way. “Scarecrow Man” by the Misfits begins to play as Skull Mask and Skull Kid walk onto the stage with absolutely no expression on their faces. Both men look at the crowd and then slowly raise there arms before stalking to the ring. ANNOUNCER And there opponents! From Mexico City weighing in at a total combined weight of 503 pounds........Skull Mask and Skull Kid......THE CULT OF DAMARAMU!!!!! The fans continue to boo as the two men enter the ring slowly and stand in front of there opponents. Scotty and Johnny both back up looking a little bit frightened and discussing strategy. Finally the lights come back on as Skull Mask steps out of the ring leaving Skull Kid to start things. Johnny and Scotty give one another a high five as Johnny exits the ring leaving Scotty to start. DING DING DING! COLE The GPX sure are going to have a tough task in front of them. But hey.......they’re world class athletes! CABOOSE Hmmm.......a Cult.......do they have Kool Aid? COACH Huh? Skull Kid locks up with Scotty as both men fight over the lock up. Scotty catches Kid in an armbar. Kid fights for a second and then hits the mat laying flat on his back then kipping up and shoving Scotty into his own armbar. Scotty winces for a second before doing a front roll and coming up out of the move. Both men face each other now as the fans clap. They lock up again and this time Skull Kid gets Scotty into a side headlock. Scotty backs him up to the ropes and sends him running. Scotty ducks, leapfrog by Kid, Scotty tries to catch him with a hiptoss on the rebound but Skull Kid flips to his feet from the hiptoss. Kid hits the ropes again as Scotty looks bewildered but quickly regains his bearings and ducks under a Skull Kid spinning wheel kick! Kid wipes out on the mat but seems unaffected! He is quickly to his feet! Scotty runs towards him and goes for a hurricarana! Kid holds on as he goes down and pulls him back up! Scotty rolls over him and brings him down for a pin! 1!!!! 2!!!!! Skull Kid reverses to where he’s sitting on Scotty’s chest! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!! Kick out! COLE Both men seem evenly matched here! COACH Yep neither one can seem to grab a clear advantage! Both men start to lock up again but Skull Kid quickly shoves his thumb into Scotty’s eye! CABOOSE There’s your advantage! Scotty backs up holding his eye as Skull Kid hits the ropes. Scotty regains his bearings in time to be hit with the spinning wheel kick! Kid is quickly back to his feet and begins to deliver some chops to the chest that back Scotty up to the corner! Kid begins to lay into Scotty with hard martial arts kicks that break him down. Kid runs to the opposite corner and then comes speeding across the ring to the prone Scotty. Kid climbs the turnbuckles until he bounces off of the top rope and kicks Scotty in the face! Scotty reels and Kid falls to the apron. Kid goes up top as Scotty wobbles to the middle of the ring and comes flying off with a missile dropkick! The fans begin to boo Kid and then cheer Scotty as he lays in the middle of the ring. Kid pulls Scotty to his feet and then drops him right back down with a DDT! Kid kips back up and stands over the prone Scotty as Johnny seems to be losing his mind on the apron! Kid looks at Johnny with no expression on his face and then slowly points to the physically imposing giant Skull Mask that is standing in the corner. The fans grow silent and then begin to boo as Skull Kid slowly walks to the corner and tags in Skull Mask. COLE This just got even more interesting. COACH Honestly.....and I’m looking at this objectively.......how are they going to beat that guy!? Mask slowly stalks to Scotty who is now trying to get to his feet. He feels Skull Mask’s pants and uses them to help himself to his feet. Finally he stands face to face with Skull Mask. He looks around and then goes to deliver a punch showing no fear! However Skull Mask catches his fist and twists it under. Scotty writhes in pain and Mask suddenly moves with blinding speed! He begins to deliver hard clubbing blows to Scotty. Scotty drops to his knees but Mask yanks him back up and lifts him up high on his shoulders in a canadian backbreaker! Scotty writhes in pain for a minute before Skull Mask flips it into a powerbomb like motion bringing him straight down on his head! COLE He spiked him! COACH He killed him! CABOOSE Awesome! Skull Mask goes for the cover! 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!! NO SCOTTY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! OH MY GOD! COLE The fans are going nuts! Johnny is trying to get them back into this! COACH The Cult came out fast and hard early on and just beat Scotty around....but he’s showing great toughness! Skull Mask shows no reaction the kickout and just stands to his feet yanking Scotty up by the hair. Skull grabs him by the throat getting ready to lift him high for the chokeslam but Scotty deliver a kick right between Skull’s legs! The fans erupt as Skull lets go and winces in pain! Scotty falls to the mat and begins to crawl towards his partner! Scotty is almost there as the fans begin to chant........ FANS GPX! GPX! Johnny leans in for the tag.......NO! Skull Mask is back on Scotty pulling him up by the head and tossing him down to the mat! Mask wheels around......big boot to Johnny! The fans all boo as the wind is taken out of there sails. Mask pulls Scotty back to the middle of the ring and delivers a few vicious knees to the mid section before sending him into the ropes.......Mask catches him on the rebound and delivers a sidewalk slam! Mask stands back to his feet and walks over to the corner to tag in Skull Kid. Kid receives the tag and quickly leaps to the top turnbuckle. Kid goes high......450 LEGDROP! THAT’S IT! IT’S OVER! COLE OUT OF NOWHERE! COACH He nearly cut his head off! Kid goes for the cover! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!! NO! JOHNNY OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH AN ELBOW! IT’S BROKEN UP! COLE These fans erupting at Johnny’s big save! Uh-oh! Skull Mask enters the ring and heads right for Johnny but the ref steps in between them. Skull Kid takes this opportunity and pulls something out of his tights.....brass knucks! He goes to punch Scotty with them.....Scotty ducks.......he picks Skull Kid up and drops him with an atomic drop! Kid dances in pain as Scotty picks up the brass knucks......and tosses them out of the ring! CABOOSE What a moron! COLE He’s doing the noble thing! What a true competitor! Scotty shakes his head regaining himself as Mask and Johnny are finally herded out of the ring. Scotty comes to and delivers a hard right hand to Skull Kid...he sends him into the ropes......high flipping dropkick and the fans erupt! Scotty decides not to toe it out with Skull Kid being so groggy so he makes the tag to Johnny and the fans go nuts! Johnny enters the ring a house on fire! He starts pounding on Skull Kid with hard rights and lefts! He sends him into the ropes and hits him with a clothesline on the way back in.....and he runs to Skull Mask’s corner flying right into his face with a forearm smash that takes him off the apron! COLE He’s all fired up and ready to go! Skull Kid tries to get to his feet but Johnny picks him up and powerslams him back down......Johnny hits the ropes.....big legdrop! Scotty picks him up again and sends him into the ropes...he comes back in and is met with a spinebuster! Scotty with the pinfall! 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! KICK OUT! COLE He almost had him! Johnny is not affected by the kick out as he backs Kid up to the corner with some punches and tags in Scotty! Scotty leaps into the ring and sends Kid into the opposite turnbuckle! Scotty follows him in and monkey flips him out! Scotty back to his feet as he delivers some hard rights and lefts to Skull Kid! He goes up for the hurricarana.....and he gets it! Pinfall! 1!!!! 2!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!! NO HE KICKED OUT! COLE He almost had him again! Johnny begs for the tag so Scotty tags him in again! Johnny enters into the ring and sends Skull Mask into the ropes....he catches him on the rebound with a flipping powerslam! Johnny goes up.....and comes flying off the second turnbuckle with an elbow! Johnny sends kid into the ropes....and catches him with......a swinging bearhug into a uranage! Pinfall! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!! SKULL KID KICKS OUT! COLE Oh my god! What will it take to beat this guy!? CABOOSE They have weird powers given to them by Damaramu! COACH Are you ok? CABOOSE Fine you pink elephant! Johnny tags Scotty in again! Scotty enters the ring and hits the ropes as Skull Kid is trying to get up........Shining wizard! Skull Kid is flat on his back! Scotty heads to the ropes and goes up jumping to the top rope for the STATIC SHOCK!............NO! SKULL MASK IS BACK ON THE APRON WITH THE BRASS KNUCKS...AND HE PUNCHES SCOTTY RIGHT OFF THE TOP ROPE! THE REF DIDN’T SEE IT! COLE WHAT!? NO! NOT LIKE THIS! Skull Mask drops the knucks to the floor and leans over for the tag as Johnny freaks out in the corner. Kid crawls over the fallen Scotty Static and tags in Skull Mask as the boo’s begin to fill the arena! COLE Uh-oh......this isn’t good! COACH Not good at all! I think the parties over! Skull Mask yanks Scotty up and grabs him around the throat for a chokeslam.......Johnny runs in.......and is caught to! Skull strains and.......HE CHOKESLAMS BOTH MEN AT THE SAME TIME! COLE What strength! COACH I’m scared! CABOOSE (praying) Oh Damaramu please protect this announce table and all who sit at it....except Cole and Coach. Skull Mask picks Scotty up for a powerbomb and suddenly whips around.....HELICOPTER SIT OUT POWERBOMB........RIGHT ONTO JOHNNY! THE FANS ARE BOOING LIKE NUTS! SKULL MASK WITH THE COVER! 1!!!! 2!!!!! 3!!!!! DING! DING! DING! ANNOUNCER THE WINNER’S OF THIS BOUT.....SKULL MASK AND SKULL KID........THE CULT OF DAMARAMU! The fans boo as the green light bathes the ring while both Skull’s raise there hands high in the air! They both still show no emotion as they continue there dark and mono celebration. COLE What will it take to beat these two!?!?!?

The credits end and we cut to the interior of the MCI Center. LA's theme song "Boiler" by Limp Bizkit blares over the sound system as the camera pans the sold out building getting shots of the rabid wrestling hungry fans! Finally we settle on a shot of HD's announce team! COLE Welcome to OAOAST Living Angleously! I'm Michael Cole, joined by Jonathan Coachman and Caboose. COACH Together we make up Triple C!, the OAOAST's premier announce team! CABOOSE Premier announce team? We're the OAOAST's ONLY announce team, punk ass! COLE And thank god for that, because we and we alone have the privilege of calling what looks to be awesome star studded pay per view. COACH But before we get to the matches, we go backstage to Josh Matthews who is with Colombian Heat. The camera cuts to The Lightning Crew dressing room. Colombian Heat is shown sitting in a chair putting on his referee shirt. Josh Matthews is standing next to him, annoying Heat. JOSH MATTHEWS: Colombian Heat, tonight you are serving as the Special Referee for the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship Match between The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican. Now, it is a well-known fact that you are the second-in-command of The Lightning Crew, a group that is led, by YOUR best friend, Tha Puerto Rican. It is also known that you and The Mad Cappa have a history with each other, and Cappa has defeated you in the past, including the last match of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet which led to The Mad Cappa defeating Tha Puerto Rican to win the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship. With all that in mind, can you guarantee that you will be an impartial referee in what is going to be the last match ever between Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa? Can you guarantee us that if The Mad Cappa pins Tha Puerto Rican, will you count the 1-2-3? COLOMBIAN HEAT: Are you high or something? What do I look like? A greedy crooked politician from America? Why are you questioning on whether or not I can call this match right down the middle? What? Just cuz I’m friends with Tha Puerto Rican? Boy, you is tripping, G! Let me holla at ‘cha for a sec. True, me and P.R. are tight, BUT, it’s not going to be affecting my judgment when we both step into the ring tonight, you know what I’m saying? When I ref this match, P.R. is not my friend, okay. He is just a wrestler fighting another wrestler. A GREAT wrestler. An intelligent, talented, and AWESOME wrestler. But a wrestler nonetheless. Sure, he is SO much better than The Mad CRAPPA, but that will NOT be stopping me tonight from calling the match fair and square. I give you my word. I SWEAR to GOD. That if The Mad Cappa covers Tha Puerto Rican….I…will….count…the 1…2…3. ::Josh Matthews starts to leave, but Colombian Heat grabs him by his hand and forces him to put the mic to his face. Heat looks directly into the camera with a sly smile on his face. The crowd boos loudly.:: COLOMBIAN HEAT: Oh yeah. HA! HA! I forgot. Cappa, just a little message for ya. You see, Vitamin X made some little “changes” to your and P.R.’s match-up. The match is now…a NO HOLDS BARRED match. ::The crowd boos.:: COLE: A No Holds Barred Match? That came out of nowhere? How’s Cappa going to prepare for that? HEAT: But WAIT! THERE’S MORE! If YOU, Mad Cappa, hit me in any part of my body, or if you even look at me funny, in any way, I will have to disqualified you and give the Puerto Rican Championship back to Tha Puerto Rican! COLE: Now come on! That’s not even fair! That is just a powerplay on behalf of Tha Puerto Rican! CABOOSE: That is pure genius, Cole! The pressure is all on The Mad Cappa. This is a match he MUST win! P.R. can still win even if Cappa is disqualified. This is wonderful! COLOMBIAN HEAT: So, boyee, you better get your stuff together. Good luck, yo. Because ::Heat pulls the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt from his duffel bag and places it in front of him. He has an evil look on his face. The camera does a close-up of the title belt.:: You’ll need it. YEEEEEAAHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! ::The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” The camera does a close-up of the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt.:: COLE: This is just perfect. The Mad Cappa does not have the Puerto Rican Championship belt in his possession. And now, he must try not to hit Colombian Heat in any part of his body, or else be disqualified and have Tha Puerto Rican become the Puerto Rican Champion! CABOOSE: He can’t even look at him funny. He must ignore Colombian Heat and concentrate on Tha Puerto Rican if he wants to keep his Puerto Rican Title. Something tells me THAT is going to be pretty damn hard for Cappa. P.R. and Heat have put Cappa through hell these past few weeks, how can Cappa control his temper when he has Heat right there refereeing the match! This is just ingenious on P.R.’s part. P.R. and Heat are an unstoppable force. On their own, they are both incredible, but together, no one can match up to these two. They’re the dynamic duo like Batman and Robin! Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez! Chuck D. and Flava Flav! Penn and Teller! With P.R.’s intelligence and Heat’s speed, these two cannot be stopped, and The Mad Cappa will have to go through the two of them if he wants to retain his title and get back the Puerto Rican Title belt. I can smell a new Puerto Rican Champion already! COACH: What does it smell like? CABOOSE: Like hamburgers. It’s just an expression, you idiot! COACH: Oh. I’m hungry. COLE: Wait till after the show. COACH: AWWWW!!! ::The OaOasT and HeldDOWN~! Logos flash by on the screen. The match-up graphic for The Mad Cappa/Puerto Rican Match-Up appears onscreen causing the crowd to cheer loudly. “Click, Click, Boom” by Saliva plays in the background as the crowd chants “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!”:: COLE: Fans, coming up next, is a match filled with emotion. The Mad Cappa is looking to not only retain his Puerto Rican Championship from Tha Puerto Rican, but also to also get the Puerto Rican Championship belt back. Tha Puerto Rican is in possession of Cappa’s title, and Cappa has to go through not only Tha Puerto Rican, but also the special guest referee Colombian Heat, in order to get it back. One More Time. This is it. One More Time P.R. and Cappa will lock it up. And it will once again be for the Puerto Rican Championship. The belt that these two men have been fighting for more than a year. CABOOSE: This is going to be a slaughter! The Mad Cappa is in no way 100% physically or mentally after what he has been put through these last 2 weeks. P.R., meanwhile, is 100% physically and mentally. He is the puppetmaster. He has The Mad Cappa right where he wants him, and he is now going to go for the kill. I can guarantee that P.R. is coming out of Living Anglelously as the NEW Puerto Rican Champion. P.R. better get the champagne ready, because he will be celebrating tonight along with Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Colombian Heat! COACH: This is probably the most anticipated rematch in OaOasT history. These two men put on a classic mat encounter at AngleMania III on March 28, 2004. In front of 74,000 fans in the Pontiac Silverdome, The Mad Cappa defeated Tha Puerto Rican winning the Puerto Rican Championship for the first time and keeping his career in tact. The entire IntenseZone lockerroom came out to celebrate with Cappa in a very emotional scene. Even Zack Malibu came out to help Cappa defeat Tha Puerto Rican. Now, these two will collide One More Time. COLE: The AngleMania match was one of the greatest matches in AngleMania and OaOasT history. This is the sequel. Many people say that sequels rarely live up to the originals, but something tells me that this rematch will be on par with the AngleMania match. This match is personal. The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican hate each other so much. They’ve put each other through hell in their feud, and this is the end of the road for these two. CABOOSE: I just can’t wait. It’s in the air. Title changes will happen tonight! Not only will Sly Sommers win the OaOasT World Heavyweight Championship, not only will Dan Black win the X Division Title, but Tha Puerto Rican will win the Puerto Rican Championship! I can feel it, Cole, with Heat as the special referee. P.R./Cappa Part IV: One More Time. I can’t wait! COLE: And let’s not forget the rules made by Vitamin X earlier tonight. The match is now a No Holds Barred Match-Up. And if The Mad Cappa hits Colombian Heat in any part of his body, or even looks at him funny, Cappa will be disqualified and the Puerto Rican Championship will be awarded to Tha Puerto Rican. It’s The Mad Cappa/Tha Puerto Rican Part IV: One More Time. It’s coming up right now. Let’s go down to Michael Buffer for the introductions. *DING DING DING* ::The camera cuts to Michael Buffer standing in the center of the ring with a microphone in his right hand. Reading from cue cards, he begins to speak.:: MICHAEL BUFFER: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the One And Only AngleSault Thread Puerto Rican Championship match. ::The crowd pops loudly.:: BUFFER: Once again, it is the two men who have combated for the Puerto Rican Title for more than a year. But, this will be the last time that these two men have a match against each other. This is the Final Encounter. One More Time. These two will battle it out. This match is a No Holds Barred Match and if The Mad Cappa hits the referee in any part of his body, or even looks at him funny, then he will be disqualified and the title shall be awarded to Tha Puerto Rican. ::The crowd boos that announcement.:: COLE: The rule made by Vitamin X. BUFFER: Last month at AngleMania III, these two men put on a masterpiece that will be talked about for years to come. Since then, their hatred has escalated to what you see now. Now, these two will have duke it out for what only one can have. This feud is personal, and it will end tonight. One-On-One. P.R./Mad Cappa Part IV: One More Time. ARE YOU READY? CROWD: YEAH!!!! BUFFER: ARE YOU REEEEEEEAAAAAADDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY????!!!! CROWD: YEAH!!!!!! BUFFER: Then for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the globe, ladies and gentlemen…LLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEET’S GET READY TO RUMMBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ::The crowd cheers loudly. They cheer and chant “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!”:: COLE: HERE WE GO! P.R./CAPPA IV! ::A lightning bolt hits the entrance. The crowd does a FACE POP~! But then starts booing as smoke and fog fill up the entrance. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds begins playing over the P.A. System as the AngleTron shows The Lightning Crew entrance video. The lights become dimmed and red and orange lights flicker on and off in the entrance as The Lightning Crew logo appears on the ramp. Finally, Colombian Heat appears through the smoke and fog and flickering lights to loud boos. Heat throws up some gang signs and grabs his testicles, bobbing his head to the beat of his entrance song. Heat flips the crowd off, and shows off his referee attire. Colombian Heat is wearing a black and white stripe doo-rag. Black and white stripe sunglasses, a black and white chain, a clock around his neck painted in black and white stripes, a referee shirt, black and white stripe wristbands, baggy black jeans, and black sneakers. Heat dances to the ring, stopping to jaw with some fans and throw gang signs, as “No Chance In Hell” continues to play.:: COLE (sarcastic): That’s nice. He got a custom made clock for this match. CABOOSE: He’s the gangsta referee, g! COACH: I SO want that black and white clock! BUFFER: The following contest is a No Holds Barred Match scheduled for one fall and is for the One And Only AngleSault Thread Puerto Rican Championship. Introducing first, is the Special Guest Referee. From Bogotá, Colombia, weighing in at 173 lbs. Standing 5”8’, he is known for his speed and athleticism. A high-flyer from South America, he joined The Lightning Crew 7 months ago, and since then, he has served as the second-in-command of The Lightning Crew, and is Tha Puerto Rican’s best friend. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the special guest referee…COLOMBIAN HEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! ::The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” as Colombian Heat continues dancing, grabbing his testicles, and flipping the crowd. Heat trash talks as he enters the ring and dances as “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds continues playing.:: COLE: No Holds Barred. Colombian Heat is probably the most important person in this contest. Will he do the right thing? Will he call this match down the middle? Or will he let his Lightning Crew allegiance sway him into being biased towards Tha Puerto Rican. CABOOSE: How dare you question Heat’s tenacity? Heat said earlier, he SWORE TO GOD that if The Mad Cappa pins Tha Puerto Rican, he would count the 1-2-3. COACH: You have to take anything The Lightning Crew say with a grain of salt. They HAVE lied in the past. They lied 2 weeks ago on HeldDOWN~! When Tha Puerto Rican threw a *replica* Puerto Rican Championship belt was thrown into a river. They’ve lied, cheated, and steal before. So, you should be skeptical on whether or not Heat will follow with his word. CABOOSE: I’m skeptical with many things, but with The Lightning Crew I’m not. ::Colombian Heat raises his hands and the crowd boos. Heat grabs his testicles and bounces off the ropes. Colombian Heat gets on the turnbuckles and poses and gets more boos. Heat stands in the ring with a sly smile on his face and sneers at the crowd. “No Chance In Hell” by Bradley Boyds stops playing.:: COLE: Colombian Heat is the most important person in this match. All eyes will be on him, to see if he makes the right decision. Will he count the 1-2-3? ::A deep, slow voiced man saids "LIGHTNING CREW". The AngleTron lights up with an image of Tha Puerto Rican on it. The crowd boos the moment his face is shown. The image of a smiling P.R. changes to another image of P.R. raising the Puerto Rican Championship belt after a match. The crowd continues booing waiting for Tha Puerto Rican to show up. As the AngleTron shows image after image of P.R., music is being played in the background. The music is slow and mellow sounding like the opening to a classical song. A man whispers the words "Chance" throughout the opening. On the AngleTron, the image changes to an image of Tha Puerto Rican choked up. Follow by P.R. being very very angry. Follow by Tha Puerto Rican crying. Finally, the last image is of Tha Puerto Rican smiling in a psychotic matter. The music swells, the crescendo hits, the AngleTron switches to a waving Puerto Rico flag with, in big white blocky letters, LIGHTNING CREW appearing in front of it. A lightning bolt hits the entrance. Fog fills up the entrance as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Boyds begins playing. The Lightning Crew entrance video plays on the AngleTron as the crowd boos waiting for P.R. to arrive.:: COLE: And here comes the challenger. The leader of The Lightning Crew. CABOOSE: Here is the ying and yang to The Lightning Crew. The heart and soul. The…uh...some other team. ::The camera cuts to Colombian Heat applauding in the ring. He yells out “That’s my boy! That’s my boy!” The crowd chants "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" until finally, Tha Puerto Rican steps through the fog and smoke and the flickering lights, and smiles evilly. The crowd boos P.R. loudly, although some are actually cheering. The crowd is chanting "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" but P.R. does not listen. The crowd explodes with boos. Tha Puerto Rican shows the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt to the crowd. He laughs and then walks to the ring while Colombian Heat applauds P.R..:: COLE: There is Tha Puerto Rican with THE MAD CAPPA’S Puerto Rican Title belt! BUFFER: Coming to the ring at this time, he is the challenger. From San Juan, Puerto Rico, weighing in at 223 lbs. He is the former Puerto Rican Champion, and tonight, he looks to be Champion once again. Last month at AngleMania III, after being Champion for a record 8 months, he lost the title to his mortal enemy, the man he is facing tonight. With an unheard amount of talent, he is the most powerful Puerto Rican athlete in the world today. A mix of speed, technical wrestling, intelligence, and charisma, he is one of a kind. He is fighting his archrival one-on-one for the fourth time tonight, and it will be the last time. In this final meeting, he looks to defeat his enemy once and for all and get back the title that he created. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the leader of The Lightning Crew, the one, the only, the P.R. Menace, THA PUERTO RICCCCCAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! CABOOSE: The title he created? What is Buffer talking about? That belt was won in a one-night tournament in San Juan, Puerto Rico last year. COLE: I can’t believe you also think that’s true. Everyone and their mother knows that that is a total lie devised by PRL. The belt didn’t actually mean anything until Stephen Joseph made it an official OaOasT title belt just before AngleMania back in March! CABOOSE: That belt was prestigious when P.R. defended it. It has been disgraced since The Mad Cappa got his disgusting hands on it. But, it’s okay, since The Mad Cappa will have one of the shortest reigns as Puerto Rican Champion after the night is over! COACH: Who was the shortest reigning Puerto Rican Champion? CABOOSE: Pedro Morales, with a reign of a day. COLE: Coach, you’re feeding into the lie. Snap out of it! CABOOSE: Shut up, Cole, don’t make me kick your ass! ::Tha Puerto Rican walks cool and cocky to the ring as "No Chance In Hell" continues to play. The crowd continues booing him, some even throwing garbage in his direction. Tha Puerto Rican jaws with some fans at ringside and flips them off, although he does slap hands with the 3 or 4 fans that are actually cheering Tha Puerto Rican, which makes him smile and points to them saying “They know who’s boss!” P.R. laughs evilly, and puts the OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship over his left shoulder, and then steps onto the ring apron and sneers at the crowd. Colombian Heat holds the ropes for P.R., and P.R. enters the ring, and spins around soaking in the jeers, and revealing in the hatred the fans feel for him. P.R. laughs evilly, and talks about how great he is, then does the HBK-pose while pyro fires up behind him. Colombian Heat applauds P.R. Tha Puerto Rican laughs evilly as the crowd boos loudly and chants "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" Tha Puerto Rican gets on the top rope and poses, receiving nothing but boos. P.R. flips the crowd off then heads to another turnbuckle, where a single spotlight shines on him. He poses a'la The Rock, and again receives boos. The crowd chants "P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!" but P.R. just sneers at the crowd as "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Boyds continues playing.:: CABOOSE: Look at that belt, off the shoulder of THE Most electrifying man in professional wrestling, NOT sports-entertainment. COLE: So, he’s really trying to be like The Rock, huh? CABOOSE: Who? COLE: Nevermind. That belt does not belong to him. It belongs to the actual Puerto Rican Champion, The Mad Cappa. He won that belt at AngleMania III on March 28, 2004 and as a result, that belt is his property. CABOOSE: You know what they say. Possession is 9/10s of the law. And look whose shoulder it’s laying off of. COLE: Remember the rules, if The Mad Cappa hits Colombian Heat in any part of his body, or even looks at him funny, he will be disqualified and the belt will return to Tha Puerto Rican. Talk about stupid rules. What a screwjob by Vitamin X. CABOOSE: Well, let me ask you something. In a match of this importance, do you want The Mad Cappa to be hitting the referee? COLE: No. But referees don’t normally attack wrestlers. Challengers don’t throw champions into rivers! And that’s what we’ve seen the last 2 weeks! How is Cappa going to control himself? How is he going to hold his venom for Colombian Heat and Tha Puerto Rican? Tha Puerto Rican has embarrassed and humiliated The Mad Cappa since AngleMania III, Cappa has GOT to be pissed off and can’t wait to get his hands on Tha Puerto Rican. But if he can’t control his temper, then he is disqualified, and we got a new Puerto Rican Champion! That’s a terrible way to win the title. By disqualification! CABOOSE: Hey, P.R. will win the title back by ANY MEANS NECESSARY! COACH: I guess as long as the belt is off The Mad Cappa then it doesn’t matter, huh? CABOOSE: Well, that’s one way to look at it. COLE: This isn’t just a match. This is personal. The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican HATE each other. And this will be the fourth one-on-one meeting between these two, and it will be the last. One More Time. Tha Puerto Rican vs. The Mad Cappa IV: One More Time. It’s happening right now! ::Tha Puerto Rican jaws with the fans, then heads off the top rope and stands in the ring, as the lights go back on in the arena, and the fans chant "P.R. SUCKS!" "No Chance In Hell" by Bradley Boyds dies down. The crowd still chants and Tha Puerto Rican still trash talks. P.R. paces in the ring awaiting Cappa’s arrival. The crowd is buzzing in anticipation chanting “CAP-PA! CAP-PA! CAP-PA! CAP-PA!”:: COACHMAN: I’m getting goosebumps. This is going to be off the hook! These two can light up the night everytime they step in the ring together. They blow the roof of the joint together. Oh boy. Oh boy! :.R. talks with Colombian Heat waiting for Cappa to arrive. P.R. and Heat laugh evilly.:: COLE: This can’t be good. *1, 2, 3. Hit It!* ::The opening trumpet blare causes the crowd to explode. “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” by DJ Kool begins playing. The crowd cheers loudly as the lights go down and spotlights circle the arena. The fans chant “GO CAP-PA! GO CAP-PA! GO CAP-PA! GO CAP-PA!” in tune with the beat as lights flicker on and off in the entrance. Some fans dance to the hip-hop song when suddenly; one spotlight shines in the center of the entrance. The crowd explodes with even louder cheers as The Mad Cappa’s back is shown. Cappa dances and then turns around…revealing a new OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship belt around his waist. The belt is black leather designed like the old school 1980s WWF Intercontinental Championship belt. In the center is a gold plate with the OAOAST logo on top and PUERTO RICAN written on the top in black and white. The island of Puerto Rico is in the center with the Puerto Rico flag inserted into it. CHAMPION is written at the bottom in black and white with a nameplate underneath it with THE MAD CAPPA written on it. The straps are filled with maps of different parts of Puerto Rico. Cappa shows off his brand new title belt to the crowd causing the crowd to cheer him even louder. Cappa points the belt towards Tha Puerto Rican who is pissed off, whining to Colombian Heat, who is shocked.:: COLE: Well, how about that! The Mad Cappa has a new Puerto Rican Championship belt made to replace the one P.R. made! CABOOSE: WHAT? NO! NO! THAT’S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! WHY? COACH: The Mad Cappa made lemonade out of lemons! Instead of moping around about losing the Puerto Rican Championship belt, he went out and made a new and BETTER one! That was a great idea on Cappa’s part! COLE: And that belt actually LOOKS like a title belt! COACH: Damn right! CABOOSE: HEY! This is not fair! This wasn’t supposed to happen! The Mad Cappa was supposed to be beltless! He wasn’t supposed to go out and make a new one! This is a conspiracy against P.R.! The OaOasT gave him a new belt! This is not fair! The OaOasT didn’t give Tha Puerto Rican a new belt! Come on! COLE: I guess we can say that the belt around Cappa’s waist is the new Puerto Rican Championship belt right? CABOOSE: NO! THE REAL BELT IS THE ONE P.R. HAS! THAT BELT IS PHONY! P.R. HAS THE REAL BELT! COACH: CAPPA HAS GOLD AROUND HIS WAIST ONCE AGAIN! COLE: And Tha Puerto Rican is pissed off about it! ::Indeed, Tha Puerto Rican is furious that The Mad Cappa has a new belt. He raises his Puerto Rican Championship belt that has The Mad Cappa scribbled out on the nameplate. Cappa and P.R. trash talk each other. Cappa removes his Puerto Rican Championship belt as “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Reunion Mix)” continues playing. He gives the belt to a ringside crewmember, never taking his eyes off of Tha Puerto Rican. P.R. sneers at Cappa, as Cappa has a serious look on his face, as he stands in the aisleway.:: BUFFER: And his opponent. From Anacostia, Washington, D.C. Standing 5”10’ and weighing in at 185 lbs. Tonight, he looks to get the last strike in his battle with his archrival. Last month at AngleMania III, he overcame all the odds and became the new Puerto Rican Champion. He is once again, the underdog, but that has never stopped him before. Coming back from a crushed larynx that many thought would end his career, he came back better than before, defeating all challengers. Tonight he steps in the ring One More Time against his mortal enemy. Having defeating him once before, he fights not only for his title, but for pride as well. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing The One And Only AngleSault Thread Puerto Rican Champion, THE MADDDDDDDDDDD CAPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ::The Mad Cappa rushes into the ring and into a brawl with Tha Puerto Rican. Michael Buffer exits the ring quickly. Colombian Heat orders the bell to be rung.:: *DING DING DING* COLE: HERE WE GO!!! “One More Time” No Holds Barred Match For The OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship. (If The Mad Cappa Hits Colombian Heat In Any Part of His Body, Or Even Looks At Him Funny, Then He Will Be Disqualified, And The Title Will Be Given Back To Tha Puerto Rican.) The Mad Cappa (Champion) vs. Tha Puerto Rican (Challenger) With Special Guest Referee Colombian Heat: The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican engage in a slugfest in the middle of the ring with the crowd going crazy the entire time. COLE: CAPPA AND P.R. GOING AT IT ONCE AGAIN! REMEMBER! NO HOLDS BARRED! ANYTHING GOES! THERE MUST BE A WINNER IN THIS CONTEST! The Mad Cappa gets the better of Tha Puerto Rican, and punches him in the face several times, leading him to the turnbuckle. Cappa flips off Tha Puerto Rican and Irish Whips him into a turnbuckle. P.R. does a Flair Flip onto the ring apron. The Mad Cappa continues the assault by clotheslining P.R. The crowd pops loudly as Cappa, furious, grabs P.R. by his dreadlocks and throws him back into the ring. COLE: CAPPA IS GETTING THE BETTER OF P.R. IN THE EARLY GOING! HE IS TEARING INTO THE FORMER PUERTO RICAN CHAMPION BIG TIME! Cappa whips P.R. into a turnbuckle once again. P.R. hits the turnbuckle chest first and does a backflip onto the mat. TMC picks up P.R. and chops him on his chest. The crowd “WOOOOOOOOOS!” with each chop. Cappa chops P.R. into a turnbuckle once again. P.R. is struggling to escape and gasping for air. Cappa kicks P.R. in the face stomping a mudhole into him. The crowd counts along with each kick. Colombian Heat, standing by worried, comes towards Cappa and tries to get him to stop. Cappa turns around and gives Heat a dirty look. CABOOSE: LOOK OUT HEAT! CAPPA IS CRAZY! HE’S LOOKING AT YOU FUNNY! DISQUALIFY HIM! COLE: Cappa better watch out! He better not hit Heat! Cappa trash talks Colombian Heat, not noticing that Tha Puerto Rican is getting up. As Cappa corners Heat, P.R. shows up and lowblows Cappa. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Tha Puerto Rican punches Cappa in the face, sending him down to the mat. COLE: Colombian Heat has already asserted himself in this match! CABOOSE: He’s just trying to restore order. P.R. kicks Cappa in the face and trash talks him at the same time. P.R. heads to the ropes…and does a Five Knuckle Shuffle onto Cappa. CABOOSE: HA! HA! I LOVE IT! The crowd boos as P.R. does the “You Can’t See Me” hand gesture to Cappa. P.R. picks up Mad Cappa and whips him into the ropes, The Mad Cappa reverses. P.R. goes for a clothesline, but Cappa ducks, and gives P.R. The Fall From Grace to a loud pop. COLE: THE FALL FROM GRACE! AND NOW THA PUERTO RICAN IS GETTING HIT BY LIGHTNING PUNCHES BY THE MAD CAPPA! The Mad Cappa yells at Tha Puerto Rican and heads to the top rope. Top Rope Legdrop. The Mad Cappa goes for the cover. Colombian Heat counts. 1… 2… KICK OUT!!! Cappa beats on Tha Puerto Rican. COLE: Colombian Heat with a fair count, which I’m glad to say. CABOOSE: See, Heat is calling this match right down the middle. There is nothing to worry about. Don’t worry your little head about it. Cappa whips P.R. to the ropes. Cappa puts his head down, so P.R. grabs him and gives him a Dangerous DDT causing the crowd to groan. COLE: OH MY! CABOOSE: HA! HA! COACH: P.R. with the cover! 1! 2! KICK OUT! P.R. grabs The Mad Cappa, who is catching his breath, and punches him in the face. Cappa stumbles around getting punched in the face. Colombian Heat watches it all with a serious look on his face. CABOOSE: Colombian Heat swore to God that he would call this match right down the middle. COLE: Well, I hope to God that he is telling the truth. P.R. whips Cappa into the ropes, and catches him with a spinning heel kick. P.R. exits the ring and heads to the top rope. The crowd stands up and boos loudly, although some are cheering. P.R. removes his left elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He does some weird hand signals and gives the crowd the international signal for “UP YOURS!” and then leaps off the top with the F.U. Elbow Drop to a face pop. COLE: F.U. Elbow Drop! CABOOSE: And the crowd seems to like that one. I guess P.R. has more fans then we like to give him credit for huh? COACH: P.R. hit the F.U. Elbow Drop early in this match up meaning that he wants to finish this match quickly. P.R. quickly gets back up and stands Cappa up. He brings him down again with the spinning wheel kick. He picks up Cappa and slaps him in the face. The crowd groans. P.R. beats on Cappa and then whips him into the ropes. Cappa reverses, and P.R. rests on the ring ropes. Cappa charges, but P.R. backdrops him out of the ring to a loud pop. COLE: OH MY! THA PUERTO RICAN JUST BACKDROPPED THE MAD CAPPA OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE COLD HARD CONCRETE BELOW! CABOOSE: HOLY CRAP DID THE MAD CAPPA HIT THE FLOOR HARD! LET’S HOPE THIS PARALYZED HIM AND HE CAN NEVER WALK AGAIN! COLE: NOW THAT IS NOT RIGHT! THAT’S TASTELESS! CABOOSE: HEY! THE ‘BOOSE SPEAKS HIS MIND ALL THE TIME! COACH: SO DOES THE COACH! CABOOSE: SHUT UP!!! COLE: The Mad Cappa is out on the floor. Tha Puerto Rican is standing in the ring, posing for these fans. Some fans chant “P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!” but it is drowned out by “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” P.R. sneers at the crowd. Meanwhile, The Mad Cappa is slowly getting up. Colombian Heat tells him that. P.R. heads to the ropes, and just as Cappa is up; P.R. leaps over the top rope and onto The Mad Cappa with a springboard Shooting Star Press. COLE: AND THA PUERTO RICAN STRIKES AGAIN! WHAT A MOVE! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOVE! The crowd chants “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” as Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa lie on the floor. COACH: But if you noticed, Colombian Heat let P.R. know that Cappa was on the floor. It was almost like he was telling him what move to do! CABOOSE: You’re looking too much into it, Coach. Heat was merely telling P.R. where Cappa was. He wasn’t telling him what move to do. That’s ignorant. You’re being ignorant! Colombian Heat exits the ring and watches P.R. and Cappa get up. P.R. gets up first, so he gives Cappa a shining wizard onto Cappa. COLE: The Puerto Rican Champion is on the floor. And the electrifying challenger. At 24 years old, P.R. has reached the top of the mountain. CABOOSE: That’s right! He’s one of a kind! Tha Puerto Rican picks up The Mad Cappa, and drags him down the entranceway. COLE: Their match at AngleMania III was a technical and mat wrestling masterpiece. I don’t think this match will be like that. This is a fight. This is a brawl we are seeing right now, ladies and gentlemen, live on The Year of Living Anglelously. One More Time. P.R./Mad Cappa IV. Tha Puerto Rican continues dragging Cappa into the area next to the entrance. P.R. slams Cappa’s head into a barricade. He then grabs a fire extinguisher and smashes Cappa’s head with it. The crowd boos loudly as Colombian Heat tries to get P.R. back into the ring. P.R. Heat and sneers at the crowd. COLE: This match is No Holds Barred, but it wasn’t No Holds Barred until earlier tonight, as deemed by Vitamin X and Colombian Heat. CABOOSE: X using his connections to once again give the peeps what they want. Up close and personal with Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa! Look at this! They’re fighting within the crowd. This is what the OaOasT is all about. This is what makes the OaOasT great! This is wonderful! P.R. kicks Cappa in the face several times. He then slams Cappa’s face into the barricade once again. Cappa, however, pokes P.R. in his eyes. The crowd cheers as The Mad Cappa punches P.R. in the face. COLE: Cappa is coming back. He is fighting back. He is fighting to keep his Puerto Rican Title! This is a fight that is not in his favor! He is the underdog once again! Cappa whipping P.R. into the entrance. P.R. reverses, and Cappa smashes his face against one of the pillars at the entrance causing it to fall, walking into a Russian Legsweep by Tha Puerto Rican. P.R. drops several elbows into Cappa’s chest. COLE: That set is still intact, but Cappa may not. He just got Russian Legsweeped by Tha Puerto Rican onto the cold concrete. No protect mat is in place there. CABOOSE: Cappa is not such a tough guy is he? You see, P.R. could handle this. Not Cappa. Cappa is weak. He is such a coward. You saw what he did 2 weeks ago. He bowed down to P.R. because he wanted to get the Puerto Rican Championship back. HA! HA! What a pussy. Tha Puerto Rican takes a cable wire and chokes Cappa with it. Cappa struggles to breathe as the crowd chants “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” Colombian Heat tries to stop P.R., but P.R. continues choking Cappa out. He stops and then picks up Cappa once again. P.R. puts Cappa in position for a vertical suplex. Tha Puerto Rican tries to lift Cappa up, but Cappa holds on. P.R. tries again, but The Mad Cappa lifts P.R. up for a vertical suplex of his own. The crowd cheers. CABOOSE: NO! NO! NO! THAT’S NOT RIGHT! THAT’S NOT RIGHT AT ALL! DAMNIT! COLE: Right on the floor! No mats for protection! CABOOSE: Heat get them back into the ring! COLE: Colombian Heat wanted No Holds Barred, he gets No Holds Barred! The Mad Cappa picks up Tha Puerto Rican as the crowd cheers. They chant “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” The Mad Cappa punches P.R. in the face many times, sending him to the opposite corner of the entranceway. Cappa and P.R. brawl once again. Cappa whips P.R. into the entranceway. P.R. smacks his face against one of the pillars in the entrance causing it to fall. Cappa follows with a Russian Legsweep. COLE: And now Tha Puerto Rican gets hit in the face. One of the pillars has hit P.R., just like one of them hit The Mad Cappa earlier. Cappa gets right back up and grabs one of the metal cases and drops it onto P.R.’s head. COLE: Cappa is now in control once again, as this match has degenerated into a brawl, which symbolizes how much Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa hate each other and how far they will go to take each other out for good. P.R. and Cappa both get up, so Cappa gives P.R. a X-Factor on the pillar. He then grabs a cable wire and starts choking P.R. with it. The crowd cheers as Colombian Heat stands there watching with a worry look on his face. COACHMAN: And now The Mad Cappa is choking P.R. with the cable wire, just like P.R. did earlier before. P.R. is gasping for air as the Puerto Rican Champion in this match-up is dominating him. CABOOSE: GET UP P.R.! GET UP! The Mad Cappa lets go of the cable wire and then grabs P.R.’s dreadlocks once again and drags him towards a barricade. CABOOSE: This is NOT going good for Tha Puerto Rican! COACH: Hey. Vitamin X and Colombian Heat made this match No Holds Barred. It was their bright idea. But if Cappa hits Colombian Heat he will be disqualified and lose the title. The Mad Cappa flips P.R. the middle finger and then whips him into a railing. The crowd cheers as P.R. hits the railing backfirst. Cappa trash talks Tha Puerto Rican, who is lying on the floor. The Mad Cappa gets onto one of the audio/camera stages and waits for P.R. to get up. P.R. slowly gets up, and when he does, Cappa does a side swinging moonsault onto Tha Puerto Rican causing the crowd to pop louder. COLE: This is not a wrestling match! This is nothing more than a Saturday night, Sunday night fistfight! The Mad Cappa gets up and hurries over to a giant blue suitcase as P.R. gets up. Cappa shoves the suitcase, and it rolls towards P.R., hitting him in the face causing the crowd to pop again. P.R. somersaults onto the floor. COLE: And The Mad Cappa is continuing the assault! CABOOSE: Ugh. This is terrible. Come on P.R.! Come on! Get up! Get back into this! YOU MUST WIN! DAMNIT! COME ON! TMC gets on the giant blue suitcase and waits for P.R. to get up. Colombian Heat tries to get Cappa to get off, but Cappa flips P.R. off instead. CABOOSE: THAT SHOULD GET HIM DISQUALIFIED! HE FLIPED THE REFEREE OFF! THAT SHOULD GET HIM DISQUALIFIED! Cappa leaps off the giant suitcase with a missile dropkick. But P.R. moves out of the way and Cappa hits the floor causing the crowd to groan. CABOOSE: YES! COLE: The Mad Cappa hits the cold hard steel, missing that missile dropkick. COACH: Mad Cappa better get back up quickly if he wants to win. P.R. is getting up first! Colombian Heat checks on The Mad Cappa as P.R. sneers. P.R. asks “What the hell are you doing?!” He trash talks Cappa as he grabs the giant blue suitcase. CABOOSE: The Mad Cappa should be disqualified for that total lack of respect for Colombian Heat! Flipping him the bird like that! What kind of Puerto Rican Champion is he? Tha Puerto Rican shoves the giant metal blue suitcase towards Cappa. It hits him, and Cappa rolls over it onto the floor. P.R. kicks Cappa and then lowblows him. COACH: If you’re wondering why they are not in the ring, it’s because of the man in the striped shirt. He made this No Holds Barred. And Cappa is hit in the face by that crane that is holding the camera thanks to Tha Puerto Rican! Cappa is on the concrete getting hit in the face by that boom camera! Tha Puerto Rican chokes The Mad Cappa yelling “DIE, CAPPA, DIE! DIE CAPPA, DIE!” Colombian Heat tries to get the two men to go back into the ring, but P.R. does not listen. He continues choking. CABOOSE: Now, you gotta admit that Colombian Heat has been an impartial and fair referee since the match started. COLE: He hasn’t been biased, atleast not too much. And I’m happy to say that. Let’s hope he keeps it up. CABOOSE: See, I told you. I am always right! This is what a referee SHOULD be doing. This is great! HA! HA! P.R. stops choking Cappa and picks him up. P.R. trash talks Cappa and flips him off. He drags him towards the aisleway and tries to hit Cappa on the barricade. However, Cappa holds on, and hits P.R. in the barricade. The crowd cheers loudly as Cappa beats P.R. down the entranceway. Cappa drags P.R. towards the ring. COLE: And now The Mad Cappa strikes back once again! Hitting P.R. in the face on the barricade. And now, finally, these two are heading back into the ring! COACH: They have been brawling for God knows how long! Both men are fatigued; you can see the perspiration on both their bodies. They’re breathing heavily. They’re tired, but are still fighting! Incredible! The crowd is chanting “CAP-PA! CAP-PA! CAP-PA! CAP-PA!” as Cappa trash talks P.R. and whips him into the stairs. The crowd groans as Tha Puerto Rican hits the staircase, his right elbow getting most of the impact. COLE: This is the return match. This is the two men who battled it out at AngleMania III, just a month ago, getting it on again at The Year of Living Anglelously. This is the rematch. The most anticipated rematch in the history of the OaOasT. The final time these two will lock it up. One More Time. The fourth, and last, one-on-one encounter between Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa. CABOOSE: Come on P.R.! The Mad Cappa throws Tha Puerto Rican back into the ring. Colombian Heat follows. The crowd has quitted down as The Mad Cappa sneers at Tha Puerto Rican. He picks up Tha Puerto Rican and gives him some European Uppercuts. He then places him between his legs and brings him down with the Cappabomb. COLE: THE CAPPABOMB! THE MAD CAPPA HAS HIT P.R. WITH THE CAPPABOMB! THAT’S ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE MOVES! The Mad Cappa covers P.R. 1… 2… THRE-KICK OUT!!! COLE: That was a rather slow count by Colombian Heat. COACH: You’re right, Michael. It did seem sort of suspicious to me. CABOOSE: You two are idiots. That was NOT a slow count. Get your eyes checked! The crowd, and The Mad Cappa, noticed it was a slow count too. Colombian Heat puts two fingers up telling Cappa it was a fair count. Cappa argues with Heat about the crowd. He stands up and engages in a staredown with Colombian Heat, arguing him with him. COLE: Uh-oh. This could get early. CABOOSE: HIT HIM CAPPA! HIT HEAT! HIT HIM! MAKE HIM SUFFER! Colombian Heat shoves The Mad Cappa to loud boos. He then shoves him again. The crowd stands up as Cappa tries to control his temper. COLE: Now come on! What kind of referee is that? What kind of referee shoves the wrestlers? CABOOSE: Hey. Heat is just keeping order by any means necessary. COLE: He is goading Cappa. He is trying to make him lose his temper so that P.R. can win the Puerto Rican Championship! Colombian Heat slaps The Mad Cappa. The crowd does a collective “OOOOOHHHHH!!!” Cappa’s face is now furious. Colombian Heat reminds him that he cannot hit him at all or be disqualified. The crowd stands up wondering what The Mad Cappa is going to do. Cappa’s face is now red as Heat tries to goad him into hitting him. Cappa holds onto the ropes, with his face red with rage. COLE: Now what kind of referee is THAT? He just SLAPPED him right in the face! He is flat out trying to make The Mad Cappa hit him just so he can disqualify him. CABOOSE: Colombian Heat is a great man. Sacrificing himself for the betterment of his friend. Sacrificing himself so P.R. can be happy. What a great friend Heat is. What a great best friend he is! Heat jaws with Cappa; meanwhile Tha Puerto Rican is up. He charges towards Cappa, but Cappa sees this, and flips Tha Puerto Rican over the top rope and onto the floor. COLE: AND OH MY! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOVE! GREAT TIMING BY THE MAD CAPPA! HE FLIPPED THA PUERTO RICAN OVER THE TOP ROPE JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! CABOOSE: NOOOOOO!!! COACH: THE MAD CAPPA JUST SENT THA PUERTO RICAN TO ANOTHER TIME ZONE! CABOOSE: THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH! The Mad Cappa exits the ring. Tha Puerto Rican is in pain, lying on the mat, breathing hard. Colombian Heat orders Cappa to get back into the ring, but Cappa refuses to listen. Just as P.R. gets up, Cappa grabs him from behind and gives him a reverse DDT onto the floor. COLE: And The Mad Cappa follows with a reverse DDT that almost knocked the life out of Tha Puerto Rican! The crowd chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Cappa picks up P.R., but P.R. lowblows Cappa. Tha Puerto Rican grabs Mad Cappa, and brings him down with the Latin Slam on the floor. The crowd boos. P.R. and Cappa lie on the floor in pain. COLE: Latin Slam! A Latin Slam by Tha Puerto Rican! And he did it on the floor, not in the ring. Cappa’s head bounced off the floor. What a sick visual! COACH: Their match at AngleMania III was all about wrestling. THIS match is all about fighting! This is just two men who hate each other so damn much, letting their hate get the best of each other. Their hate is exploding tonight in front of these fans and us! The title isn’t that important. They just want to tear each other from limb to limb. They just wanna—hey! Tha Puerto Rican snatches the headset from Jonathon “The Coach” Coachman and shoves him down. Caboose cheers P.R. on. The Mad Cappa lies on the floor. THA PUERTO RICAN: Shut your mouth, Coach! I’m sick of hearing of ya! Nobody wants to hear you talk; they want to hear the most electrifying man in professional wrestling run his mouth as he kicks the candy ass of The Mad CRAPPA! Mad Cappa, I HATE your guts! You are a living, breathing, stinking piece of trash! And that’s the truth, Ruth! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Tha Puerto Rican takes off the headset. Jonathon Coachman gets back on. COACH: Hello. Testing. Testing. One. Two. Three. CABOOSE: DAMNIT! I WAS ENJOYING THA PUERTO RICAN TALK! NOW I HAVE MR. HORNDOG HERE BACK AGAIN, DAMNIT! COACH: Everybody loves me! I’m a nice guy! CABOOSE: I hate you. COLE: Tha Puerto Rican attacking The Mad Cappa with lefts and rights. CABOOSE: Tha Puerto Rican is making The Mad Cappa his bitch right here, right now at Living Anglelously! P.R. spits on his right hand and punches Cappa with it. COLE: The Puerto Rican Champion is in a bad way right now. The Mad Cappa crawls across the floor in pain. P.R. trash talks to Mad Cappa, sneering at the Puerto Rican Champion. P.R. stops to pose causing the crowd to boo. He laughs evilly. The crowd chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Suddenly, The Mad Cappa grabs a chair and uses it to get up. However, Colombian Heat grabs the chair and takes it away from Cappa. Heat tosses the chair to Tha Puerto Rican, causing the crowd to boo louder. COLE: HEY! COLOMBIAN HEAT JUST TOSSED THAT CHAIR TO THA PUERTO RICAN! COLOMBIAN HEAT JUST TOSSED THAT CHAIR TO THA PUERTO RICAN! CABOOSE: UH…NO HE DIDN’T! COLOMBIAN HEAT TOSSED THE CHAIR AWAY, AND P.R. JUST HAPPENED TO CATCH IT! THAT’S IT! THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL! COLOMBIAN HEAT DID NOT INTENTIONALLY TOSS IT TO P.R.! COACH: ARE YOU BLIND? IT’S RIGHT THERE! HEAT TOSSED THE CHAIR TO P.R.! P.R. smashes the chair across the back of The Mad Cappa. The crowd groans. P.R. slams the chair across the back of The Mad Cappa once again. He laughs evilly and throws the chair away grabbing TMC and punching him in the face. COLE: The P.R. Menace is now once again in control of this match, and it’s no thanks to Colombian Heat, the REFEREE for this match-up! The 24-year-old challenger, on a mission, to regain the Puerto Rican Championship, and as we just saw, he has backup in the referee, his own best friend, Colombian Heat. Things are going P.R.’s way right now. It’s No Holds Barred, and Colombian Heat probably loves P.R. in control right now. Tha Puerto Rican, breathing heavily, and moving slower, grabs TMC and takes him to the announcer’s table. He slams Cappa’s face on the announcer’s table. COLE: And now the fight is being fought next to us! P.R. slams Cappa’s face on the table once again. Cappa bounces off onto the floor. Colombian Heat removes his sunglasses, and watches the match with a serious look on his face. COLE: I think we’ve seen enough here! Get them back in the ring, Heat! CABOOSE: This is No Holds Barred. These two can go anywhere they want with no problem! Hey, Vitamin X and Colombian Heat made it this way! COLE: ENOUGH’S ENOUGH DAMNIT! Tha Puerto Rican slams The Mad Cappa’s face onto the announcer’s table for a third time. Cappa crawls onto the announcer’s table and lies there. Michael Cole, Jonathon “The Coach” Coachman, and Caboose get up from their seats, and watch Cappa lie on top of the announcer’s table, in pain, fatigued, breathing hard, and sweating. COLOMBIAN HEAT: Get back in the ring, P.R.! THA PUERTO RICAN: NOT NOW! Tha Puerto Rican looks at one of the cameramen and gets an idea. He charges towards the cameraman, and grabs the camera away from him. He shoves the cameraman away and uses the camera. CABOOSE: Check it out, we’re on PRL! Puerto Rican Live! COACH: We are now seeing things from the camera, P.R. is using! COLE: P.R. has commandeered that camera and is using it! Our monitors are showing things through his camera! THA PUERTO RICAN: This is the P.R.-CAM NOW! I’m Tha Puerto Rican, Bitch! Welcome to my show! CABOOSE: THA PUERTO RICAN IS USING THAT CAMERA! THIS IS GREAT! Tha Puerto Rican gets on top of the announcer’s table with the camera in his right arm. He films The Mad Cappa lying on the announcer’s table. Colombian Heat takes one of the monitors and shows P.R. exactly what he is filming. P.R. spits on Mad Cappa’s face. Heat laughs evilly. THA PUERTO RICAN (while filming The Mad Cappa and talking like the Crocodile Hunter): Crockey! What you bloats are seeing is The Maddus Cappius Trashius. Also known as The Mad Cappa: The Biggest Piece of Trash on the Face of the Earth! He is only one of kind, folks, and is the weakest animal in the jungle. CABOOSE: HA! HA! P.R. IS The Crocodile Hunter! P.R. (talking normal): CRAPPA, You SUCK, pal! You are pathetic. HA! HA! Look at you. Weak. You are nothing, Cappa. NOTHING! NOTHING! CRAPPA. CRAPPA, I HATE YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW! LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I THINK OF YOU!!! P.R. gives The Mad Cappa the middle finger to boos. Cappa is still lying on the announcer’s table. P.R.: YOU CAN TAKE THIS TO HELL WITH YOU, COMPLIMENTS OF THA PUERTO RICAN! Tha Puerto Rican films the crowd. The fans all mug for the camera, going crazy, cheering. THA PUERTO RICAN (still filming): LOOK AT ALL THESE PIECES OF TRAILER PARK TRASH! WELL, AT LEAST YOU ARE WITH YOUR OWN KIND, CRAPPA! CABOOSE: UH…P.R.! COLE: PUT THAT CAMERA DOWN! CABOOSE: P.R. P.R.: CAPPA? P.R. films the announcer’s table, but instead of finding Cappa’s face lying on it, he finds Cappa’s legs standing up. CABOOSE: P.R.! LOOK OUT! THA PUERTO RICAN: Oh Poopie. Tha Puerto Rican films The Mad Cappa standing up and giving him two middle fingers. Cappa kicks P.R. in the stomach…and gives him the BUST A CAP through the announcer’s table with the camera still with Tha Puerto Rican. COLE: OH MY!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! ALL THIS CARNAGE!!! THE TABLE IS BROKEN!!! CAPPA WITH A BUST A CAP THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THAT’S THE FIRST TIME WE’VE EVER SEEN THAT DONE BY CAPPA!!! The Mad Cappa and Tha Puerto Rican lie in the wreckage of the announcer’s table. Cole, Coach, and Caboose are still standing up. Colombian Heat is still watching the match, amazed. He has a worried look on his face. The camera cuts to an instant replay of the BUST A CAP through the announcer’s table, but seen through the camera P.R. had. Mad Cappa grabs the camera and smashes it across P.R.’s face, breaking it. COLE: AND NOW THAT CAMERA IS BROKEN! CABOOSE: THAT’S A $1,000 CAMERA CRAPPA! YOU BETTER PAY FOR BREAKING IT USING YOUR OWN MONEY! ASSHOLE! The Mad Cappa grabs Tha Puerto Rican by his dreadlocks and throws him back into the ring. Colombian Heat follows. The crowd is going crazy following the BUST A CAP, chanting “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” COLE: We have a wreck over here. But the match is still going. And it’s now in the ring, finally, after all the fighting that we’ve seen on the outside. It’s incredible. All the carnage these two men have produced! Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa begin fighting once again. They trade lefts and rights, until both men are up. They continue brawling, with The Mad Cappa Irish Whipping P.R. into the ropes. P.R. reverses, however, and then grabs Mad Cappa and gives him a spinebuster. COLE: SPINEBUSTER! Tha Puerto Rican gets up and looks at the crowd and then at Cappa. He sneers at Cappa. Heat smiles evilly and tells him to go for the Puerto Rico Elbow. P.R. obliges and gets in position to deliver the Puerto Rico Elbow. The crowd stands up and boos loudly chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” P.R. flips the crowd the middle finger, and then removes his right elbow pad. He spits on the elbow pad and throws it onto The Mad Cappa’s face. He then does weird hand signals, and heads to the ropes. COLE: Oh no. CABOOSE: It is now time for the most electrifying move in professional wrestling, NOT, sports-entertainment, The Puerto Rico Elbow! Tha Puerto Rican bounces off the ropes, leaps over Mad Cappa, and then bounces off the opposite ropes. P.R. starts dancing, causing a slight face pop. Heat cheers. CABOOSE: Get down, P.R.! Get down with your bad self! P.R. stops and drops the Puerto Rico Elbow. But Cappa moves out of the way, and P.R. hits the canvas. COLE: And The Puerto Rico Elbow misses! That’s the first time that that has happened for Tha Puerto Rican! CABOOSE: Ugh. Damnit! The damn Mad Cappa has escaped. He moved out of the way! What the hell? COACH: And now The Mad Cappa is back up again. The Mad Cappa gets up and gets behind Tha Puerto Rican. Colombian Heat stands behind The Mad Cappa and tries to warn Tha Puerto Rican. P.R. slowly gets up with the crowd cheering loudly and standing up. They chant “MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!” The crowd claps its hands in unison, cheering Cappa on. P.R. gets on one knee, breathing heavily, tired, dizzy, and sweating. CABOOSE: Oh no. Oh no. Get up P.R.! Get up, Damnit! Come in! P.R. continues getting up. Heat ties to warn him yelling “LOOK OUT, G!!!” P.R. gets up, and looks around. P.R. breathes a sigh of relief. COLE: He has no idea, what’s behind him. CABOOSE: LOOK OUT!!! P.R. turns around, and gets kicked in the stomach. The Mad Cappa goes for the BUST A CAP…but P.R. shoves The Mad Cappa right into Colombian Heat knocking him to the canvas causing the crowd to boo. COLE: Cappa went for the BUST A CAP, and Tha Puerto Rican shot him off! CABOOSE: HE HIT COLOMBIAN HEAT! HE SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED! HE HIT COLOMBIAN HEAT! HE SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED! COACH: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT! HE DIDN’T INTENTIONALLY HIT HIM! The Mad Cappa bounces falls to the mat along with Heat, who clutches his chin. Cappa bounces back up, and gets kicked in the stomach. Tha Puerto Rican gives The Mad Cappa the P.R. Nightmare to loud boos. COLE: THE P.R. NIGHTMARE! THE P.R. NIGHTMARE! THA PUERTO RICAN HAS JUST GIVEN THE MAD CAPPA THE P.R. NIGHTMARE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT BUT THA PUERTO RICAN HAS STRUCK, GIVING THE MAD CAPPA HIS FINISHING MOVE! COACH: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT! CABOOSE: ALL P.R. HAS TO DO IS COVER MAD CAPPA AND HE WILL BE THE PUERTO RICAN CHAMPION FOR A THIRD TIME! COME ON, P.R.! DO IT! COVER! COVER THE MAD CRAPPA! COVER THE MAD CRAPPA! DO IT! 1! 2! 3! DO IT DAMNIT! Colombian Heat has a look of anger on his face. He cheers on Tha Puerto Rican, and tries to get him to cover The Mad Cappa. COLE: Colombian Heat will not disqualify The Mad Cappa. CABOOSE: DAMNIT! Come on Heat, you idiot. Disqualify the bastard and give the title back to Tha Puerto Rican! Tha Puerto Rican lies on the mat face first right next to The Mad Cappa, struggling to get up. Colombian Heat grabs P.R.’s right arm and drags it onto The Mad Cappa’s chest. The crowd boos loudly as Heat counts. 1… 2… 2 ½ 2 ¾ 2.999999999999999999999999999999 THREEEEEEEEEEE-------------KICK OUT!!!! COLE: YES!!! YES!!! THE MAD CAPPA KICKED OUT OF THE P.R. NIGHTMARE!!! AND COLOMBIAN HEAT CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!! Colombian Heat has a frustrated look on his face. He screams out loud and curses Mad Cappa. COLE: Colombian Heat put Tha Puerto Rican’s right arm on Cappa’s chest, and then count the pin. But that still wasn’t enough to put The Mad Cappa away. This was the second time Cappa has kicked out of the P.R. Nightmare. The first being at AngleMania III last month. Colombian Heat sneers at Cappa and then exits the ring. He shoves away the timekeeper and grabs P.R.’s Puerto Rican Championship belt. P.R. and The Mad Cappa start to get up as Heat takes P.R.’s belt into the ring. COLE: Now what is Heat doing now? He’s got the Puerto Rican Title belt, well, the OLD version of the title belt, and he’s in the ring with it. Colombian Heat enters the ring and gets in position to hit someone with the belt. The crowd stands up and boos loudly as Heat motions for Cappa to get up. P.R. is up on knee, and when he sees Heat with the belt, he smiles an evil smile. P.R. laughs evilly. COLE (sarcastic): Yeah, he’s SUCH an impartial referee. Try and defend THIS Caboose. This is obvious cheating! CABOOSE: Hey, The Mad Cappa DID hit him. This is just his way of getting revenge on him. COACH: HE’S THE REFEREE! He isn’t supposed to do this! CABOOSE: CAPPA HIT HIM FIRST! He had all he could take! Now, he’s getting pay back! Tha Puerto Rican stands up and applauds Colombian Heat. The Mad Cappa is on one knee still getting up. Colombian Heat continues holding the Puerto Rican Championship belt sneering. The crowd is booing loudly chanting “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Tha Puerto Rican gives The Mad Cappa two middle fingers, laughing evilly. CABOOSE: Say goodnight Mad Cappa. Your Puerto Rican Championship reign is about to end. Can you feel it? And it’s all your fault, Cappa! Colombian Heat couldn’t take any more of your crap, and I can’t blame him for that! A hush silence falls over the crowd as The Mad Cappa gets up. P.R. continues flipping Cappa off, laughing evilly as Cappa turns around. Colombian Heat rushes towards The Mad Cappa with the old Puerto Rican Championship belt. The Mad Cappa ducks…and Colombian Heat hits Tha Puerto Rican with the old Puerto Rican Championship belt to loud cheers. COLE: COLOMBIAN HEAT HAS JUST KNOCKED OUT THA PUERTO RICAN WITH HIS PUERTO RICAN CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! HEAT HAS JUST KNOCKED OUT HIS BEST FRIEND! NOW THE MAD CAPPA COVERS THA PUERTO RICAN! WILL COLOMBIAN HEAT COUNT THE PIN? WILL HE? The Mad Cappa covers Tha Puerto Rican. Colombian Heat counts with the crowd counting along. 1… 2… THR---Colombian Heat stops the count. Instead, Heat gives The Mad Cappa two middle fingers and yells out “FUCK YOU!!!” COLE: 3!!! 3!!! 3, DAMN YOU!!! COUNT THE THREE!!! The crowd explodes with loud boos and “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” chants. The Mad Cappa goes after Colombian Heat, but Heat runs out of the ring and into the entranceway. COACH: Colombian Heat will not count the 1-2-3! He went against his word. He swore to God that he would call the match down the middle, but he has lied to us all. What a screwjob! Colombian Heat walks down the entranceway, continuing flipping Cappa two middle fingers. The crowd is still booing loudly with some fans throwing garbage at Heat. Cappa is shocked. Heat yells out “FUCK YOU CAPPA! YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT, BOY! FUCK YOU CAPPA!!! YEAH! WHAT? BITCH, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?! WHAT! UHHHH!!!” COLE: COLOMBIAN HEAT DIDN’T COUNT 3!!! THAT LYING SCUMBAG!!! NOW HE’S RUNNING AWAY!!! HIS WORD IS NOT WORTH A DAMN!!! HE SAID HE COUNT!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! Suddenly, the crowd’s boos turn to cheers. OaOasT Director of Authority, ABE VIGODA appears with a piece of paper and a referee next to him. The fans pop loudly for the OaOasT D.O.A. and know that something good will happen since he has a referee with him. Abe Vigoda looks a little ticked off as he bumps into Colombian Heat in the entranceway. COLE: NOW ABE VIGODA IS OUT HERE! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? COACH What the hell is this old geezer doing here? CABOOSE Abe is Italian, and and Colombian Heat is Colombian/Puerto Rican or whatever, and you know Colombia is famous for drug smugg

One of the top Batman fan sites said WB was pissed the script leaked. So it must be legit. As a bonus, here's a link to pics of Christian Bale as Bruce Wayne. http://www.thezreview.co.uk/news2/news1027.htm

I can see why HeldDown was winning the "battle of the brands" -- HD has great writers. It was the first time in a long-long-long time that I had the chance to read a full show. I got a kick out of the new D.O.A. Now that the OAOAST is one again, it looks like we won't have a problem with the shows being too long. Then again, this was only week one. We'll see.

Reports say WB will release a pic sometime in the summer. As for the Batmobile, I think it's fine for what Nolan is aiming for.

Interesting question. My feeling is Vince thought wres-- err, Sports Entertainment needed something that would give it what MNF has done for the NFL -- a major event on a weeknight. He probably figured Monday was the perfect choice since it did wonders for football and could get a ratings boost coming off a PPV.

Now I remember you doing that. Since I've never play close attention to what happens here, I easily forget.

The show is up in OAOAST: HE, click HERE for a direct link to the thread. Great effort by all. I thought the opening was fantasic, told the mood the OAOAST was in going into the past two AMs. I'm thrilled I was able to post the show after Popick wouldn't be able to. While this is done for fun, it's always great to be involved somehow during the biggest show of the year. NOTE: Graphics will be added in shortly. I forgot all about them.

No, but so I won't look stupid I'll say yes. Yes, I know he's a gimmick. Why couldn't he be The Mysterious One? Gimme somebody I'd know! EDIT: Now I know who TK is. I can't believe I didn't figure it out the first time.

Well, we had a "brand extension." Now HD GM Northstar has the rights to IZ. Basically a merger.

Hell yeah! The office can never hold down the reactions from the fans. We'll end up becoming the OAOAST's Rock & Mick Foley since we return whenever AM rolls around. Did I just say Rock & Foley? That means we'll become tag partners at some point. The people will demand it! Better start thinking of a catchy team names... T-Sault, AngleBod, dare I say T & A. Bah! I have to thank you, though. When I first joined the OAOAST writing felt more like a job than a hobby, I didn't really know what to do...I just did it. I had alot of fun writing our feud. Yeah it got corny (Weinermobile, sexy female Korean Dr. Ima Hoh, the stuff in T-Bod's dressing room), but it was fun. And that's what its all about...fun! The fact I was able to bring the original franchise back (sorry Zack) was cool, not only to me but to the OAOAST itself. A shame it happened at a time IZ was on its death bed, although I feel it went out strong with adventures of T-Bod (I know you love that name -- give it some love) and Anglesault.

Considering what was seen in my character's bathroom, he would be Scott Hall. I was surprise by how high up the card we were. Being that this was your return match I would of sworn it would of gone second to last (I even wrote it into Jesse's commentary), but I didn't tell that to Popick. I respect his direction so I won't complain. Two co-creators were dissed by the office.

I wouldn't know about that. Like I said, I'm a last minute sub for Popick. He directed almost the entire show; all I did was edited in the entrances and match for the OAOAST Championship encounter. Either he didn't get them or he forgot to add them in.

Yeah. Popick must've created those empty posts for your match, and probably another. If there's another match missing, send it to me and I'll edited in ASAP.

The show will be released shortly. The Skipper (Zack) is calling me off the bench to pinch-hit. From what I understand, everything has been sent in. I sure hope so since I saw two empty posts, but I figured Popick left them there just in case.

The AngleMania event is the collaboration of about 20 different writers. It's a community event, and the whole of the OAOAST posters should be congratulated, and not just the writers, but for everyone in the last year that participated and added something to this mix. That being said, such a list is tough to create, so merely there is one credit for tonight's show. OAOAST It's been a good run. For those of you, especially Spidey, Eskimo, PRL, Caps, Rando, and most importantly Tony, thank you. It's been a pleasure to work hard at this to provide content and structure for two years, and I've learned alot. With the coming merger, I hope that the IZ guys are not shuffled off into oblivion. Not including them, and not treating them as if they were equal would be a shame, which is how we kind of felt when the brand split occured. I hope that the OAOAST never goes through that "friendly competition" again, I don't think it was healthy. If I can have a last thought, its this. Puerto Rican Lightning is the MVP of IZ, and wrote the best match I feel of the show. Give this guy a chance to be in the spotlight. Sure, he's overbearing, crass, and slightly egomaniacal. But's his contributions are awesome, and the way he handled a feud with a guy thats not even here anymore because of country duty (Cappa) was perfect. PRL...I hope you get the chance to shine on our grandest stage. Kudos for Eskimo for helping me go out in a unique way. I don't think this is the last for SJ, because well, he's still gotta be written off. But who knows? This is the last time I'll be helping to organize, write shows, and put together PPVs, and if I'm ever back, it'll be as a regular guy even if the "powers" I had really only dealth with posting shows. Alls I can ask for is to be respected for what good that's been done. I think Tony feels the same way. Y'all have a great next year. SJP A OAOAST Entertainment Production DIRECTED BY Stephen Joseph Tony149 GRAPHICS Papacita EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS Zack Malibu Chuck Woolery NorthStar The Producers Wish To Thank Mystery Eskimo for his efforts on IZ MMIV All Rights Reserved. Where It All... Was Posted Again!

I enjoyed the hell outta what I call the "real" WWF Attitude. (1997 until Russo left. Say what you want about the guy but he came up with crazy stuff) I loathe the WWF at the time (Nitro and the nWo hooked me on WCW since the WWF was filled with rejected 80s gimmicks -- T.L. Hopper, The Goon, etc), thinking they were nothing but smut and little wrestling -- which was true -- until I saw a Austin/McMahon segment, which led to me catching an entire Raw and thus becoming a WWF fan again. The WWF's talent roster was horrible back then, I guess that's why I loved it so much; I wasn't expecting classic matches. It was so over-the-top (especially 1999) that it was great. Nobody will deny 2000 as a bad year because it was great, but I'll always be fond of the WWF 1998-1999. You could feel the buzz.

I've also become an SVU fan in the last few months, mostly thanks to Mariska Hargitay (she's gorgeous; to think she's 40...Wow). The subject matter can be bothersome to some, but from watching older episodes on USA, the writing has gotten stronger. I've only seen bits and pieces of the original L&O and haven't gotten into it. Same for CI but I also hear good things about D'Onofrio (who's a great actor).

About the Sgt. Slaughter figure...is that supposed to be Iraqi Sarge? IIRC when he beat the Warrior for the title at the Royal Rumble the belt was blue. So... The Flair figure looks cool.

DMann has it right. Much like Jim Herd years before Vince thought Flair was done, so he wanted to move him down the card into the IC title division (before you ask, it means Flair would compete for the IC title, not the WWF championship). The two agreed to part ways and Flair was on his way back to WCW. From what I've read, the original plan was to blowoff the Flair/Perfect feud at WM IX but obviously that went down the crapper when Flair went back to WCW. And the odd thing is I believe Vince STILL could've done the match at WM but decided against since he didn't want Flair returning to WCW coming off a WM.

The Horsemen DVD has to be the one where War Games makes its first appearance. They should also throw in the Flair/Windham vs. Midnight Express Clash IV match.

Small show, indeed. I enjoyed what was written (most of it was mine, lol). Since I'm bored, let me give a little commentary. The opening was clear, it showed AS getting prepared for his match at AM III. The man is doing SIT-UPS with BROKEN RIBS. He's hardcore! The Weinermobile incident was probably too over the top for 'Sault's liking, but he let me do it. Still, I decided to bring the feud down to earth. The skit with Dan was designed to be serious (T-Bod pissed at what happened last week) with a little humor. Dan's last comment was slightly longer than what made the final cut; it was "too serious" for the punchline. However, I was happy with the end result. AS hasn't be "wrestling" much, but after the sillyness of the WeinerMobile I thought we had to do something a bit brutal, and that's where the cleet in the face comes in. (Which I think makes a great visual) Longtime wrestling fans will know it's inspired by the famous Tully Blanchard/Magnum T.A. "I Quit" Cage match. The Street Fight was also inspired from another old school angle... the 7 gimmick matches (tuxedo, cage, etc) in one fight between Hacksack Jim Duggan & Ted DiBiase. It was short so it wouldn't give too much away from our AM 3 match. Had I known the show was going to be light on content, I would of made it longer. But I'm happy with how everything came off.