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The entrance stage fills with gold smoke and purple light as Fedde Le Grand's “Creeps” blares through the speakers. BUFFER The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Port Au Prince, Haiti, the minions of the underworld… DIVINE BROTHERS UNO and DOS... LOS CONQUISADOOOOOORRRRRRRSSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Dos drops to his knees and chants to his strange and mysterious gods while Uno stands behind him, arms outstretched chanting the same prayer. COLE You know Halloween’s near because Los Conquistadors have come out to play. COACH According to the gossip spewed daily on the OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE, Los Conquistadors like to go trick or treating in the cemetery. COLE :o “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and Molly Nerdly leads the Orange County Cobras ringside. BUFFER And their opponents, accompanied by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., total combine weight 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Molly continues the hand slapping while Simon and Ned get ready for business inside. COLE The Orange County Cobras a little over a week away from their big encounter with the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. And like Simon Singleton said last week, Coach, the Hellfire Club will have to put up or shut up. COACH I, for one, still can’t believe they’re crying over spilled milk, Cole. Zero Hour was weeks ago. Besides, the Hellfire Club offered to bury the hatchet but Simon and Ned wanted no part of that. Don’t they realize we’re back to being a kinder, gentler America? * DINGDINGDING * Simon and Uno lockup and Simon executes an arm-wringer, then delivers a series of knife-edge chops. He rams Uno into the buckle and tags Ned. Irish whip leads to a back elbow from the Handsome Hustler, followed by a knee off the ropes. Ned slams Uno and tags out, slinging Simon inside for a big splash! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Dos makes the save, raking Simon’s eyes! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Uno rams Simon into the knee of Dos. A tag follows and Los Conquistadors deliver a double clothesline. The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Dos dumps Simon outside, then baits Ned in so Uno can do a number on Simon behind the referee‘s back! COLE Turn around, ref! Dos rolls Simon back in and heads up top, but Simon pops to his feet and slams him! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH Bad mistake by Dos. He got cute instead of keeping it simple. The O.C. Cobras tag and Ned takes on both Conquistadors. Following a pair of scoop slams Ned whips Dos for a BAAAAAAACK body drop, then ducks a clothesline from Uno and knocks him outside with one of his own! COLE Ned dominating in the ring. SLINGSHOT SUPLEX leads to a tag and the O.C. Cobras drop THE ATOMIC BLOND!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * “Scream” cues as we get the official announcement. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Molly raises the hands of Simon and Ned. COLE You know Simon and Ned are ready for next week. Will the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club be up for the challenge? We’ll find out at the Halloween Spectacular.

This is the second time we’ve used a Miley song for our theme, right? Entertaining opening match. Our women’s division is great. Speaking of great, that Vinny and BB segment had me LMAO. The pizza bit was priceless. Terry Taylor and COD? How can you go wrong w/that? Answer: you can’t! Fun little segment w/Los Diabos. CW is alive! Been a while since we've seen him, or Moneymaker for that matter, lol. Interested to see where that angle goes. LOL @ Biff. Hot segment to close the show. Really well done. MOTN: Leon vs. Los Diablos (mostly for the angle since it was basically a squash) Quote of the Show: "How am I supposed to take over western Los Angeles with a sea monkey army if I don’t buy sea monkeys?" -- Alix Maria Spezia LOL Moment:

Mardi Gras Hellfire Club vs. Orange County Cobras

“Living in America” by James Brown hits and REV. AL… Oops, wrong promotion. In the OAOAST that music belongs to the ultra patriotic All-American Boys tag team! They march out to images of true Americana flashing on the video screen and pyro, lots of pyro. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the Hearts of the American people, they fight for truth, justice and the American way… FREEDOM and LIBERTY… THE ALL-AMERICAN BOYS!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Liberty proudly waves Old Glory while Freedom shakes hands and kisses babies. COLE We’re about set to go with tag team action. The All-American Boys vs. the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. COACH Basically a tune-up for the Hellfire Club, although they already look sharp heading into their match against the Orange County Cobras at the Halloween Spectacular. COLE If by sharp you mean ambushing Simon Singleton and Ned Blanchard two weeks ago on OAOAST Syndicated. Speaking of the O.C. Cobras, they’re standing by with these pre-recorded comments. [b][I][color=orange]OAOAST[/b][/I][/color] A small box swoops across the screen and settles in the upper left hand corner. There Simon and Ned stand in front of a grey backdrop. MOLLY (Off-screen) And action! SIMON Lucius, Rico, you two douche bags have done a lot of talking in recent weeks. The last couple of times we’ve been in the ring together you’ve left us laying. Next time we meet it’s gonna be face to face. So it’s either put up or shut up, and I can tell you right now we plan on shutting you up. NED Halloween night, it’s gonna be no treat for the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. MOLLY (O.S.) And cut! That’s a wrap! [b][I][color=orange]OAOAST[/b][/I][/color] COACH Oh, how cute. Molly’s directing promo spots now. I wonder who she had to put out for to land that gig. COLE :o "Right Round" by Flo Rida cues and Queen Esther escorts her knights ringside. BUFFER And their opponents, representing ALL THE QUEEN‘S MEN… “SWEET” LUCIUS SOUL and RICO DE JANEIRO… THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Rico places his bejeweled scepter in the corner and the MGHFC are ready for action. * DINGDINGDING * The bell sounds and Rico starts with Freedom. Knee to the gut doubles Freedom over and a big right knocks him off his feet. Rico proceeds to put the boots to Freedom and then cheap shots Liberty. The King of Mardi Gras whips Freedom to the buckle and tags Lucius. COACH Watch this, Cole. Soul combs his ‘fro and then lets go with a CORNER YAKUZA KICK! Freedom stumbles out into THE POUNCE~!!! The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Playtime isn’t over yet. Lucius shoves Freedom near the All-American Boys corner and invites Liberty inside. A proud American, Liberty doesn’t back down. But upon entering the ring he’s struck by a running knee to the side of the head! COLE Some host Lucius is. He invites Liberty in and then does that? Come on. Lucius whips Liberty to the corner for his trademark SOUL BROTHER SPLASH! A tag follows and Rico delivers a BACK SUPLEX FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE! The Mardi Gras Hellfire Club then finish Liberty off with THE MOUSTACHE RIDE/SWINGING DDT combo! COLE What do you call that? COACH I don’t know, but it’s devastating. The cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here are your winners, the team of “SWEET” LUCIUS SOUL and RICO DE JANEIRO… THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Hellfire Club’s hands are raised in victory as Queen Esther cheers her men on. COLE Is this what we’re gonna see at the Halloween Spectacular? The Mardi Gras Hellfire Club victorious? COACH Yes. COLE No, we’re gonna have to find out Halloween night.

Unless they're needed for something else... Mardi Gras Hellfire Club vs. the All-American Boys

Good thing because I'm obviously not a huge detailed summary type of guy.

Not much but something! EDIT: Did a minor rewrite The [b][color=orange]OAOAST Spinebuster of the Week[/b][/color], presented by the OAOAST Hot Newzline, featured last week’s beat down on HeldDOWN~! of the Orange County Cobras, followed by a short Mardi Gras Hellfire Club promo bragging about their actions and how it’ll be nothing compared to what they’re gonna do at the Halloween Spectacular.

Hey Patty, turns out the opening video got pulled from YouTube. I didn't even know until somebody at The Pit mentioned it.

Incredible Leon promo to open the show. He’s become our Jericho! Holly vs. Morgan at THS? Alf bumping into the DA all bandaged was awesome. The stuff later on was equally great. Loved the little angle before the 8-man tag. Surreal seeing the Usual Suspects back together, if for 1 night only, as heels. Imagine the Mega-Powers as heels in the WWF. That said, helluva main event, including the greatest tag ever! And Zack jobbed! Guess that’s his reward for not being around as much! MOTN: COD vs. TUS LOL Moment:

“Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd goes wild. BUFFER The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, one-half of the wildly popular ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS tag team, accompanied by NED BLANCHARD… “BOX OFFICE” SIMON SINGLETON!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ready for action Simon tosses his vest aside. COLE It was at Zero Hour the rivalry between the Orange County Cobras and Mardi Gras Hellfire Club started, with the Hellfire Club helping the Last Kings of Scotland pick up a big win. Both teams have had multiple confrontations since then, prompting OAOAST officials to sign for Halloween night… [b][color="orange"]HALLOWEEN SPECTACULAR[/color] Mardi Gras Hellfire Club vs. Orange County Cobras[/b] COACH Simon and Ned have blamed everybody but Bush for their loss. But they’ll only have themselves to blame after the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club beat them at the Halloween Spectacular. "Right Round" by Flo Rida cues and the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club are escorted by two voluptuous women. BUFFER And his opponent, from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, representing ALL THE QUEEN‘S MEN… he’s joined by fellow MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB member “SWEET” LUCIUS SOUL… RICO DE JANEIRO!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Rico grabs a mic and enters the ring. RICO Listen up, little man. The Mardi Gras Hellfire Club, they’ve been doin’ a lot of partying since arriving in the homeland of our good friend Danny Boy. He’s taken us to all the good pubs. Needless to say, the King of Mardi Gras is in no condition to perform here tonight. “BULL-SHIT!” “BULL-SHIT!” “BULL-SHIT!” RICO Hey, I’m as disappointed as you people. I had an easy win tonight. But seeing as how I’m in no condition to perform, I think it’s better that we let bygones be bygones. We had to do what we do at the recent pay-per-view and you guys had to answer. As far as the Hellfire Club is concerned, we’re even. So to make your long trip to Dublin worthwhile, the Soul Man flew in a couple of broads from the States to show you boys a good time tonight. Now we could’ve just used local Irish chicks, but it’s first class all the way with the Hellfire Club. SIMON How could I say no to an offer like that? Rico and Lucius agree. SIMON Unless it’s to knock that shit-eating grin off your face! RICO :o Simon blasts Rico and the bell sounds. * DINGDINGDING * Simon continues to unload, then whips Rico in for a BAAAAACK body drop. Rico begs off in the corner but Simon stays on the offensive, firing away from the middle turnbuckle. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! Rico stumbles out and falls flat on his back. Simon delivers a BIG SPLASH off the ropes and makes the cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Rico goes face-first into the buckle, but reverses a whip and charges into a big boot! FLYING CROSSBODY! NO, RICO ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE TRUNKS!!! ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Simon eats a couple of rights and then a clothesline. Rico takes a second to stroke his trademark ‘stache before dropping the big leg. COACH PORNO ‘STACHE LEGDROP! As always, Rico leaves the leg draped across for the pin attempt. ONE! TWO! NO! Simon refuses to lay down for that abortion. Outraged, Rico looks to strike Simon down with THE HAND OF GOD, but Simon counters with a BACKSLIDE! ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COLE Unbelievable! COACH You can say that again. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winner... SIMON SINGLETON!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Rico clotheslines Simon and gets hammered by Ned. They exchange blows until Lucius cold-cocks Ned with BRASS KNUCKS! COLE That’s uncalled for, damn it! OAOAST officials swarm the ring to restore order. COACH Think they should‘ve accepted the Hellfire Club‘s offer? Ha! COLE Damn them! Rico strokes his 'stache as we go to...

Rico de Janeiro vs. Simon Singleton

[b]***Rico de Janeiro w/Queen Esther & “Sweet” Lucius Soul VS Baron Windels w/Tim Cash***[/b] In a match stemming from last week’s SYN main event, Rico de Janeiro took on Baron Windels of Citizen Soldiers. The match began with some pushing and shoving, and then a cheap shot by Rico. Whipped into the corner, Baron would put his boot up as Rico charged in, then connect with a top rope lariat for a near fall. An assist from Lucius would give control of the match back to Rico, eventually leading to a Moustache Ride, which Baron amazingly escaped to hit a bulldog! Ordered by Queen Esther, Lucius broke up the ensuing pin and then threw powder in the eyes of Tim Cash. A 2 on 1 assault followed until the Orange County Cobras made the save. [b]WINNER:[/b] Baron Windels via DQ

Baron Windels vs. Rico de Janeiro

I was going to do the MGHFC vs. O.C. Cobras but Rico's already booked, so, as posted in GCF... 2 on 1 Handicap Match Lucius Soul vs. the O.C. Cobras

Joined by the always jovial Queen Esther, Lucius Soul cut an in-ring promo on the Orange County Cobras. “Word on the street is, two blond hoes got a problem with the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club,” Soul said. “And like any ho that goes off track, you gotta pimp slap ‘em back, y’know what I‘m sayin‘? Now my boy Rico, he’s got his plate full, but Sweet Lu is here to take ‘em boys to school. Yeah, bring ‘em both on. I got this.” [b]***2 on 1 Handicap Match: “Sweet” Lucius Soul w/Queen Esther vs. the Orange County Cobras w/Molly Nerdly***[/b] Soul’s bravado came back to bite him as Simon and Ned kicked his booty from pillar-to-post. At one point Soul even tagged Queen Esther but obviously she was not allowed in, nor did she want in! But things took a shocking turn when, after dropping the Atomic Blond on Soul, Queen Esther fainted on the apron. Former rule breakers themselves, the O.C. Cobras saw right through the charade, prompting Ned to toss a fan’s beer on the Queen! As Molly laid the verbal smack down on Esther, Rico came in through the crowd and walloped Simon with brass knucks to secure the pin for Lucius Soul. [b]WINNER:[/b] Lucius Soul, via pinfall

I'm about done with my match, despite coming down w/a bug, but I can just save it for the Halloween Spectacular, so I'd be cool w/doing SYN instead.

Patty sure knows how to come up with elaborate openings. Job well done. No logo made me sad, but the show made me happy! For a scaffold match Patty did the impossible, he actually made it interesting. The finish cracked me up. Bravo. Women’s match was pretty F’N awesome. The ME was wild. All kinds of shit going down. Very entertaining. MOTN: Women’s title match LOL Moment:

Yeah. We even gave him a makeover! Forgot about the scaffold match and Billy Cassidy's open challenge. But I got the segment done! That's what really matters.

The Heavenly Rockers concert and everything that followed was hilarious. Nice fun way to open the show. Anything is possible in Biff’s mind. Yeah, I don’t know what kind of feedback that is either! I don’t think the Morgan segment was meant to be funny, but I laughed. Vintage Krista. That Teal Tiger wrestles awfully similar to a fmr. OAOAST superstar. LOL. Entertaining ME. Quote of the Show: “I was meant for so much more than bodybuilding, or hawking Greenpeace pamphlets, or hiding beneath a desk because I’m afraid of the entire world.” -- Biff Atlas LOL Moment:

“Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and Queen Esther leads the Last Kings of Scotland ringside. BUFFER The following tag team event is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by QUEEN ESTHER! From Glasgow, Scotland, total combine weight 430 pounds, Europe’s finest athletes… DANNY BOY and SCOTTISH SCOTT… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Last Kings threaten violence against their detractors, warming the heart of Queen Esther who believes they’re just mingling with her loyal subjects. COLE As Queen Esther continues to live in her own fantasy world, her men are in for a hard dose of reality going against the Orange County Cobras. COACH You’ve got it wrong, Cole. Simon and Ned probably think they have the Last Kings number after what’s gone done the past two weeks. They’re gonna be the ones in for a hard dose of reality once the match begins. “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits and the crowd erupts. BUFFER And their opponents, led down the aisle by MOLLY NERDLY! From the O.C., at a total combine weight of 460 pounds, the 2009 Anderson Cup champions… SIMON SINGLETON and NED BLANCHARD... THE ORANGE COUNTY COOOOBRAS!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" The Last Kings ambush Simon and Ned on the way in. * DINGDINGDING * The O.C. Cobras reverse a whip and execute a pair of back body drops. DOUBLE FEATURE FLAPJACK is performed on Scottish Scott and a drop toehold/pointy elbow on Danny Boy. Ned then rams Scott into the buckle and proceeds to STOMP A MUDHOLE AND WALK IT DRY~! COLE You know Ned’s been waiting to get his hands on Scottish Scott after being clubbed weeks ago. Ned whips Scott in for a back elbow, and then spikes the point of the elbow into the heart. Danny storms inside and gets caught with a clothesline. Ned ducks one from Scott and clotheslines him outside! He follows Scott out and fires him into the guardrail, then unloads. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand. * CHOP * “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!” Right hand…grabbed by Danny. COACH (laughs) They’ve got him now. Scott charges forward and blasts Danny after Ned ducks! QUEEN ESTHER :o Ned shoves Scott into the ring post and dumps him back in. Suddenly Queen Esther TRIPS Ned with her ROYAL SCEPTER! NED :huh: Queen Esther pleads innocent, but nobody buys it, especially Molly. She rushes over to get in Esther’s face only to be cut off by the referee. COLE Our my eyes playing tricks on me or did Queen Esther really interfere? That’s very out of character for her. COACH You need to eat more carrots, Cole. Besides, Queen E would only get involved to save her countrymen, not incite violence. COLE Well she needs to watch it. You know Molly wouldn’t be afraid to get in her face. Scott clubs Ned from behind and tags Danny. SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG is followed by a running knee drop! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Scoop slam, and then a DIVING HEADBUTT! The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Ned kicks out again, leading to a CHOKE by Danny. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI-- Danny waits till the very last second to break, then smashes Ned into the buckle and tees off from the middle rope, his kilt placed over the Handsome Hustler’s head! COLE Ugh! COACH More like LOL if you ask me. Infuriated, Ned delivers a series of inverted atomic drops, then tags Simon who levels Danny with a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! The cover. No, change of plans as Scott enters and charges into a hip toss. Following a DOUBLE COCONUT we see Simon take to the air for a FLYING CROSSBODY! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Overhand chops stun Danny, but he reverses a whip and Scott drills Simon in the lower lumbar region with a knee! PUMPHANDLE FALLAWAY SLAM leads to a pin attempt. ONE! TWO! SAVE BY NED! Ned and Scott get into it while Danny chokes Simon with Esther’s scepter! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Come on, ref. Look behind you! COACH And I’m supposed to be the biased one? Danny rams Simon into the knee of Scott and the Last Kings tag. Driven straight back into the corner Simon is subjected to shoulder thrusts, then slammed out and Vader Bombed! The cover. ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Simon escapes an attempted ARGENTINE PILEDRIVER and arm drags Scott. Overhand chops follow and then an Irish whip, but Scott counters a FRANKENSTEINER into a SIT-DOWN POWERBOMB!! ONE! TWO! NO, SAVE BY NED! Danny and Ned get into it this time, with Molly interjecting, allowing Ned to deliver a LOW BLOW on Scott! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COACH The hell?! COLE Turnabout is fair play. Danny is stunned when he realizes Scott is down in agony, but it paves the way for the O.C. Cobras to tag! COACH No! COLE Yes! Ned cleans house on the Last Kings, whipping both in for BAAAAAACK body drops. He clotheslines Danny outside and decks Scott with the 90210 ENZIGURI~! COLE We haven’t seen that move in ages. The cover. ONE! TWO! THR-- KICKOUT! Ned plants Scott mid-ring with THE SLINGSHOT SUPLEX, and then the O.C. Cobras drop THE ATOMIC BLOND!!! The cover. But Simon must first exit. Danny Boy helps with that as Simon wipes him out with a SUICIDE DIVE! The ref goes to count…and gets distracted by Queen Esther on the apron. COLE Get her down from there. From Cole’s lips to Molly’s ears. She lifts Esther’s ball gown to reveal her GRANNY PANTIES, which sends the Queen running off in embarrassment. COLE That must be what disappointed you months ago, Coach. Holy shit! Continuity! But as the referee escorts Molly back to her corner, THE MARDI GRAS HELLFIRE CLUB hit the ring. COACH The knights are here to defend their Queen’s honor! Rico clubs Ned, hoists him for THE MOUSTACHE RIDE but spins as Lucius dives from top to hit a SWINGING DDT!!! COLE What the heck was that?! COACH Devastating! Rico places Scott on top and the MGHFC flee like thieves in the night. The count. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * COLE No! COACH Yes! BUFFER Here are your winners… SCOTTISH SCOTT and DANNY BOY… THE LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" “Protect Your Mind” by DJ Sakin & Friends plays as the Last Kings celebrate, or try to celebrate given how exhausted they are following a grueling contest. Meanwhile, Simon and Molly can’t believe what’s happened. COLE The Last Kings of Scotland stole one thanks to the Mardi Gras Hellfire Club. COACH Nobody cares how you won, just who won, Cole.

[color="#00FF00"][b]ZERO HOUR SHILL[/b][/color] We cut to Tony Brannigan inside the Shill Center. BRANNIGAN This Zero Hour shill is brought to you by the gossip spewed daily on… [color="red"][b][size=3]THE OAOAST HOT NEWZLINE~![/size] Gossip so hot you gotta wear earmuffs when calling! [/b][/color] BRANNIGAN Tonight we’re coming to you LIVE from the home of AngleMania IX, Las Vegas, Nevada, but in just a few days we’ll be in the city of Pittsburgh for Zero Hour. And what a week it’s been for the Steel City. First hosting world leaders at the G20 summit and this Sunday night the superstars of the OAOAST. Although the event is sold out, you can still catch all the action LIVE as it happens from the comfort of your very own home on pay-per-view. Just listen to what’s on tap. In a lumberjack for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Title… [b][color="#00FF00"]OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE LUMBERJACK MATCH[/color] Leon Rodez vs. Krista Isadora Duncan ©[/b] BRANNIGAN And the lumberjacks, many personally selected by Leon Rodez himself: Mr. Dick, “The Ultimate Combination of Beauty and Beatdowns” Malaysia Nerdly, Theodore Moneymaker, Christian Wright, Rico De Janeiro, Lucius Soul, Logan Mann, Synth Abdul Jabbar, Abdullah Abir Nerdly, D*LUX and Vinny Valentine. But Leon won’t be the only Rodez in action, so too will the niece he once thought was his sister! [b][color="#00FF00"]OAOAST WOMEN’S TITLE SCRAMBLE [/color] Jade vs. Holly vs. Maggie vs. Sophie vs. Morgan ©[/b] BRANNIGAN Imagine the kind of money those girls would make in a feature film. A big Hollywood production, of course. * laughs nervously * [b][color="#00FF00"]GRUDGE TAG TEAM MATCH[/color] Last Kings of Scotland vs. Orange County Cobras[/b] BRANNIGAN Wild as that match will be, this one will be even wilder! [b][color="#00FF00"]HEARTLAND INVITATIONAL CHAMBER OF HELL V[/color] The Teal Tiger vs Thunderkid vs Denzel Spencer vs Colombian Heat vs Colin Maguire Jr. vs. Sandman9000 © [/b] BRANNIGAN It was at this event 2 YEARS AGO that Sandman9000 won the Heartland title. Will it be a happy anniversary or a bitter pill to swallow? Find out this Sunday night as the OAOAST presents Zero Hour!

I'm with Alf. When nobody leaves feedback I don't bother to either, which probably shouldn't happen since I basically say the same thing 4 different ways! But at least it's something, I guess.

I posted my promo in GCF, btw.

Vegas! Danny Boy vs. Ned Blanchard (already posted in GCF)

“Protect Your Mind (2009)” by DJ Sakin & Friends cues and the Last Kings of Scotland march ringside. BUFFER The following NO HOLDS BARRED match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by fellow Last King of Scotland, SCOTTISH SCOTT… representing ALL THE QUEEN’S MEN… DANNY BOY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Danny flips the crowd off as “Scream” by Chris Cornell hits. BUFFER And his opponent, accompanied by SIMON SINGLETON, one-half of THE ORANGE COUNTY COBRAS… “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Danny Boy and Ned pick up right where they left off this past weekend on OAOAST Syndicated, going toe-to-toe in the aisle way. * DINGDINGDING * Ned gets the better end of the exchange and whips Danny against the steel steps. The action spills inside and Danny gets rammed into the buckle, and then stomped repeatedly in the corner. COLE Despite not being cleared to wrestle until Zero Hour, Ned said he could still fight and boy, he wasn’t kidding! COACH Ned’s an idiot for wanting this match. He won’t even make it to Zero Hour after Danny gets done with him. Irish whip, and Danny is floored by a clothesline. POINTY ELBOW follows and then Ned decks Scottish Scott off the apron! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ned goes back to work on Danny, shooting him in for a backdrop, but Danny puts on the brakes and drives Ned’s head to the mat! COACH What did I tell you, Cole? Ned signed his own death warrant! Danny stomps Ned in the head. Again. And again! Danny executes a gut wrench backbreaker, then delivers a knee drop. The cover. ONE! TWO! NO! Danny wants to inflict more punishment. He smashes Ned into the buckle and hammers him upside the head. COLE I hate to admit it, but you may be right, Coach. It’s looking more and more like Ned made a mistake asking for this match. Ned gets caught off the ropes with a high knee. Flat on his back he watches Danny climb up top…then moves to avoid a diving head BUTT! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Ned fires away on Danny, then shoots him in for a BAAAAAACK body drop! Ned backs Danny in the corner and unloads from the middle rope. ONE! TWO! THR-- NO! Danny looks to counter with an inverted atomic drop, but Ned answers with a clothesline! COACH If Ned’s smart he’ll quit while he’s ahead. COLE You wish. He’s about to pick up the win. Scottish Scott hops on the apron only to be confronted by Simon, his plan the whole time as it also distracts the referee and Ned, allowing him to toss THE SPIKED CLUB inside to Danny. COLE We’ve got big trouble here. While the referee tries to get Simon and Scott down, Danny takes aim at Ned, who ducks and lands a kick to knock the spiked club out of Danny’s hands, which he uses himself! COACH What?! Simon decks Scott as Ned makes the cover. ONE! TWO! THREE!!! * DINGDINGDING * BUFFER Here is your winner… “THE HANDSOME HUSTLER” NED BLANCHARD!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Simon and Ned have all the momentum going into Zero Hour! LAST KINGS OF SCOTLAND :angry: