Tony149

When did you become Dave Meltzer SS? I never recall you trying to keep things real when you were around. As a matter of fact you were the one who kept going on and on about the OAOAST no longer being fun. All of a sudden we're supposed to be the SWF/SJL? You of all people should know our style is totally different. As for the anti-HeldDown ad, I wrote it (maybe some could tell ). Somebody in the HD folder said the war was back on. I figured since the IZ crew have gained more experience posting the shows and whatnot, the rivally should be back on. There was supposed to be one from the start but I, along with a few others thought the new guys got hit so hard during the first show after the split, it fucked them up, in the sense that they started thinking too much about how to fix the problems instead of going out there and letting things fall into place. "Less yackin', more whackin'" wasn't even intended to be some kiddie humor. Phrases like "hard hitting action" is so overused I tried to use something. The ad was based on negative political, where Dan Black has brought ad time promoting IZ even if the facts are wrong. Cheat to win, baby! I was getting so much stuff in I didn't have time to look over some parts of the show. In a way this IZ was like a movie. You can find little errors in them that others miss. It happens. I'm not trying to be an ass or anything, I do agree with some of your comments (the PRL entrance for one) but you make it sound like our guys should be more SWF-like.

Cool. I thought you were refering to me, I was like "I didn't know". Thanks for understanding Jay. I normally don't miss those types of things but this time I did.

I had figured you wrote something considering your characters were more involved. I think that's the first time somebody actually complained about getting a writing credit. And what's with your second comment? Nobody told me anything about putting segments in a certain place. If something had to go in order it's not my fault it didn't. Like I said months ago: "I'm not a babysitter." If I should know something, the writer needs to tell me. EDIT: I want to apolgize to Jay for leaving out his segment. Sorry about that Jay, I had so much stuff to put together that I forgot about that. Again, sorry.

I should give a little more detail feedback. When you start posting a show the director (person posting the show) can quickly tell if its going to be a hit or a miss, once I had two matches and a few promos I felt this show was going in the "hit" column. I normally don't read our shows as closely as I should, but this IZ was different. I knew I had to pay better attention to detail to ensure the quality of the show didn't suffer because I was half-assing it; I also knew Eskimo had slowly been turning a corner for the show so I formatted the show the way I would a PPV. I also want to give the writers major props. The whole "season premeire" term was just a better way of saying relaunch. If this was going to work the writing needed to be top-notch -- the writers delivered. Great job guys! LPYC did a helluva job with the new "harder-edge" logo. It helped give the show that new look I was looking for. The only thing missing from the show was Calvin's promo, but it wasn't really needed even though it would of been great to have the champ do a cameo. I'm sure he'll send that in for next weeks show. Overall, I felt this was the strongest IZ is quite sometime if not all-time.

The Spurs' biggest problem was free-throw shooting, that's why their leads crumbled. Manu is going to start this year, IMO this will be his breakout year. Last year he got hurt in the World championship games, Pop & Duncan have been really high on him during training camp. With all the Laker love flowing in the media, I don't think they're going to win it all. I do think somebody from the West will win it, the Western division playoffs should be rockin' with all the upgrades the teams did.

Now that I know what's going on, looks like the show will be posted around 1 a.m. eastern time...tomorrow morning at the lastest.

A OAOAST ENTERTAINMENT Production DIRECTED BY Tony149 WRITTEN BY Mystery Eskimo B-Dids Kingpk Tony149 Big Poppa Popick The Shadow G-Money Michael Joel Benoit GRAPHICS BY LaParkaYourCar PRODUCERS Mystery Eskimo Big Poppa Popick Zack Malibu LPYC EXECUTIVE CONSULTANT Tony149 OAOAST CREATED BY CWM Anglesault Tony149 EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Anglesault The Producers would like to thank Eskimo for all his hard work, making IZ a better product. Thanks Eskimo! ©2003 OAOAST ENTERTAINMENT All rights reserved.

Pyro SHOOTS off from the ring posts and lighting structure above the ring. The camera PANS across the sold out arena, fans yelling, screaming, holding up their homemade signs -- PUERTO RICO WOMEN GET FAT AFTER 30, HELDDOWN OFFERS FREE TICKETS, DAN BLACK + IZ = SELF-PLEASURING, STEPHEN JOSEPH IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER EVER ::sign held up by Stephen Joseph::!! Everything about the show has changed; broadcast commentators, set, logo, etc. IZ has a whole new life to it. The set is very old school. Now just an IZ banner hanging above the black curtain the wrestlers emerge from. The guard rails are closer to the entrance, allowing up close and personal view of the wrestlers coming to the ring. Silver ropes, black ring posts, black turnbuckles with the OAOAST logo on them, "IZ" logo on the black ring aprons. Dan Black himself must have chosen the colors. At ringside, dressed in a TUXEDO for this very secial night, is JIM ROSS, the voice of the OAOAST since its debut in April 2002. JR Welcome to the season premiere of IZ. I'm your host Jim Ross. Folks, despite what that ego-manic Dan Black did last week, everybody apart of IZ is excited about the opportunity to bring you, hopefully something unique than you've ever seen on OAOAST television programming. IZ has been totally revamped by the man in black himself, Dan Black. He may be an asshole, but he's an asshole willing to do anything it tales to get IZ all over the papers. Tonight is the first round of the Intense 5 ranking system. There will be 4 Intense 5 matches taking place tonight -- Naz Mistry vs. The Shuffle, G-Money vs. K-Ness, Blurricane vs. Jailbait, JINGUS vs. Vitamin X and Puerto Rico Lightling vs. Shooter Jay, the winner of the North American championship match will advance into the next round along with the other 4 men who win their matches. The winners of those matches will compete next week in a 5-Way elimination match. The first person who's eliminated first, by pinfall, submission, countout or DQ will be ranked number 5. Whoever is eliminated next will be fourth, etc. And of course, the survivor -- and whoever wins will be a survivor -- will be ranked first, earning a shot at the OAOAST championship. Fans, as I said earlier, everybody on IZ is incredibily excited about tonights program. We hope you'll enjoy it as well. It's a new season, so let's go to the ring for our first match.

* DING DING DING * RA Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheldued for one fall and is the main event for the OaOasT North American Championship! This next match will also decide who will get the final slot in the Intense Five Tournament for #1 Contendership for the OaOasT North American Title! The crowd cheers. "Shin-Jingi Naki Tatakai [Kill Bill Teaser]" by Hotei starts up as the lights get turned off and the crowd cheers loudly.* JR Here he comes! IntenseZone's #1 Superstar "Shooter" Jay Darring! Navy blue flashing spotlights are all over the entrance stage as the crowd waits for Jay to appear. Once he does, the crowd pops big as Jay Darring acknowledges the crowd's reaction with his arms raised. Lauren Gellar politely waves to the crowd as Darring begins to make his way to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on the way to the ring. He looks at the ring non-stop with a determined look on his face. Since it is baseball playoffs time, Jay is wearing a Boston Red Sox baseball cap to go along with his leather bomber jacket and Matt Murdoch-style sunglasses. Lauren is dressed in a Boston Red Sox baseball jersey and blue tight jeans. RA Coming to the ring at this time, accompanying by Lauren Gellar. From Boston, Massachutesetts. Weighing in at 173 lbs. "Shooter" JAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY DARRIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGG! The crowd pops loudly for Jay as he makes his way into the ring with "Shin-Jingi Naki Tatakai" playing on the P.A. system. He raises his fists to the fans applause then kisses Lauren for luck. Jay removes his Red Sox cap, his jacket and glasses and bounces off the ropes awaiting PRL. JR Just like the greatest baseball rivarly of all-time maybe the Boston Red Sox vs. the New York Yankees, the greatest IntenseZone rivarly of all-time may be "Shooter" Jay Darring vs. Puerto Rican Lightning. The hatred these two feel for each other is unhealthy. Jay has not and most likely will never forget what the Lightning Crew did to Lauren and Lauren may still be recovering emotionally from the actions of the Lightning Crew. The fact that PRL is proud of what he did to Lauren is sick and disturbing and I, for one, hope that Jay takes the NA Title from PRL tonight! "Shin-Jingi Naki Tataka [Kill Bill Teaser]" by Hotei dies down as there is silence for a few seconds. The fans get hype up and begin chanting "P.R. Sucks!" and "Shooter Jay!" as they await PRL's arrival. RA And his oppoent..... The crowd begins booing as the AngleTron lights up with a video of San Juan, Puerto Rico. As the video shows footage of different places of San Juan, an organ is heard playing a sweet, gentle song. The video shows the beautfiul beaches of San Juan. Follow by looks at Olde' San Juan. The organ music continues to play as the crowd becomes hyper waiting for PRL's appearance. The video shifts from San Juan to New York City. The video shows footage of Times Square. Follow by Madison Square Garden and the Statue of Liberty at night. The video then shows a helicopter circling NYC at night follow by a look at the Manhattan skyline. Then Yankee Stadium and the Brooklyn Bridge. The organ music changes by going a high note as an angelic choir joins in. The video shows the Empire State Building and a NYC nightclub before shifting to Miami, Florida. The organ music continues playing as the video shows Miami at night. It shows footage of Miami Beach follow by a birds eye view of Pro Player Stadium. Miami's many night clubs are shown as the organ music nears it's end with the crowd getting more and more excited to see PRL. The video then shows Orlando, Florida, more specifically, Universal Studios: Islands of Adventure. As the organ music ends, the lighthouse at Islands of Adventure is shown with the light from the lighthouse shinning in front of the camera as the word "LIGHTNING" is said in a whisper. A lightning bolt hits the entrance and the crowd pops big time. Smoke and pyro fills the entrance as the AngleTron shows a blue screen with the words "PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING" in big blue blocky letters. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" starts up as the AngleTron shows PRL sneering at the camera in a broken down warehouse. The lights go down, as the fans see a silhoutte of someone near the entrance. The crowd pops then boo as they know it is the silhoutte of Puerto Rican Lightning. Puerto Rican Lightning raises his right arm which has the OaOasT North American Title. He then raises his left arm which has the Puerto Rican Championship. He turns around as the lights go back on and the crowd begins booing big time. They begin throwing garbage and chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" as PRL walks to the ring, cocky, and confident as usual. He is holding both his belts on his shoulders and dares the fans to touch his belts. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" continues to play as PRL walks to the ring with The Lightning Crew. RA Accompanying to the ring by the Lightning Crew. Weighing in at 223lbs. From San Juan, Puerto Rico. He is the OaOasT North American and Puerto Rican Champion, PUERTO RICAN LIGGGGGGHTTTTTTNNNNINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!! The crowd boos PRL as he continues walking to the ring. He is hesitant at first, but enters the ring with Jay Darring and Lauren exiting. PRL spins around showing his two belts and then does the HBK-pose to a pop while pyro explodes behind him. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" continues to play as PRL kisses Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and then grabs his belts and poses on a turnbuckle to boos. He then heads to another turnbuckle and poses then stares at Jay Darring who stares back. They both have angry looks on their faces with PRL sneering at him and Jay responding with a middle finger directed at Lightning. JR You can feel the hatred these two men. You can feel the electricity in this building. The tension is so thick, you can cut it with a knife. I am running out of cliches to let you know how these two men feel about each other! "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" dies down as the bell rings signfying the start of the match. The crowd is pumped up big time chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" *DING DING DING* JR Alright fans, here we go! The main event. For the NA Title. The Season Premiere of IntenseZone! Jay Darring enters the ring and stands in a corner opposite of PRL. The fans are excited as PRL and Jay circle each other in the ring. JR These two have alot of history. Jay's first match in the OaOasT was against PRL back in April. Since then, he has exploded as IZ's premiere superstar. A former Tag Team Champion. A former North American Champion. A former Puerto Rican Champion. He has done alot in the 6 months he's been in the OaOasT. They lock up and here we go. PRL and SJD lock up. They both jockey for position. Jay sends PRL to the corner as the referee demands that they break up the lock up. PRL and Jay stare at each other and lock up again. This time, they go to another turnbuckle and the ref breaks it up. PRL pokes Jay in the eyes to boos and punches Darring several times. Lightning hits the ropes but Jay leapfrogs over PRL to cheers. PRL hits the ropes again and Jay reverse leapfrogs over Jay. PRL is shock, so Jay hits him with a spinning heel kick. JR Jay hitting PRL with his own medicine. First the leapfrogs then the spinning heel kick. Jay Darring picks up PRL and bodyslams him then heads to the top rope and comes down with a second rope tumbleweed. He goes for a cover but PRL kicks out at the count of one. JR Jay Darring going for the pin early in the match. Jay chops PRL several times to "WOOOOS!" from the crowd then grabs PRL and whips PRL to the turnbuckle. PRL hits the turnbuckle but turns it into a Flair Flip onto the ring apron. The crowd boos as PRL laughs and points to his head to let the fans know how smart he is. Jay Darring comes back by running to the ropes and bumping into PRL sending him into the floor to the roars of the crowd. JR Incredible move by Jay! Taking advantage of PRL's mistake! The crowd cheers as Vitamin X and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez help PRL help. Jay heads to the ropes once again to go for the Reckless Endangerment, but Mr. Boricua grabs Darring's legs from behind and trips him onto the mat to boos. JR Mr. Boricua helping The Lightning Crew take over this match. PRL is back in the ring. Shining Wizard by PRL! PRL now hooking an Fujiwara Arm-Bar on Jay Darring. Puerto Rican Lightning puts "Shooter" Jay Darring in a Fujiwara Arm-Bar as the crowd boos and chants "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" but PRL tells them to shut up. The referee checks on Jay who refuses to quit. PRL lets go of the arm-bar and drops several close-fists on Jay on the mat. PRL then runs to the ropes and goes for a Lionsault which hits Jay's back. PRL goes for the cover. 1....2....Kick out! JR Jay Darring is still in the match. PRL now choking Darring with his bandana. PRL picking up Jay and hitting him with several European Uppercuts. Jay comes back! PRL striking back! Now Jay! Lightning hits the ropes, but Jay drop toe holds PRL into a submission. PRL gets up but Jay gives Lightning an arm-drag. PRL gets up again, so Jay gives him another arm-drag. PRL gets up again so Jay dropkicks him. PRL gets up again so Jay whips PRL to the ropes and gives Puerto Rican Lightning a stiff superkick. He goes for a cover. 1....2....Kick out! JR Jay Darring now has control of this match. A Saito Suplex. Darring hits a Double-Armed DDT. Cover. 1.2. And PRL kicks out! Jay whips PRL to the ropes but PRL leapfrogs over Jay. He does another reverse leapfrog but Jay comes back with a leg lariat. The crowd cheers as Darring gets up and begins jumping up and down for the adrenaline rush. He heads to the top rope and hits Puerto Rican Lightning with a missle dropkick. He then picks PRL and gives him a Roaring Elbow which makes PRL somersault onto the mat. Jay rests on the ropes for a second as the crowd is hyped up. He hits PRL with a Shining Black and goes for the cover. 1...2....Kick out! "Shooter" Jay Darring and hits a floating Neckbreaker on PRL. He goes for another cover. 1...2.....Kick out! He goes for the cover again. 1...2...Kick out. One more cover. 1...2....Kick out. One more. 1...2....Kick out. JR Jay is doing whatever it takes to win the North American Title back. He is trying to ground the high-flying PRL. Darring picks up PRL and goes for the Foreshadow, but PRL escapes and shoves Jay into the ropes. PRL grabs Jay's tights and goes for a roll up that gets two. PRL goes for a headlock, but Jay escapes. Puerto Rican Lightning dropkicks Darring to the mat and goes for a cover that gets a one count. PRL then whips Darring to the ropes and hits Spinning Wheel Kick. He then heads to the top rope and does a split-legged moonsault on Jay for a two count. He heads to the top rope and waits for Jay to get up. When Jay does, P.R. Lightning goes for a Crossbody but Jay grabs PRL and bodyslams him onto the mat to a huge pop. SJD goes for another cover but PRL kicks out at the count of 2. JR PRL kicking out at the count of 2. Lightning now being manhandled by Shooter Jay. Shooter Jay Irish Whips P.R. but P.R. reverses and gives Jay a DDT. He is too tired to cover him, however. He goes for the cover, but gets a 2 count. JR Samoan Drop on Jay Darring. Lightning now starting to feel a comeback. Puerto Rican Lightning punches Shooter Jay several times then Irish Whips him into a turnbuckle. Jay hits the turnbuckle chest first, and PRL finishes with a clothesline. Lightning lays in several boots on Jay then picks him up and gives him a Russian Leg Sweep. He then holds on to give Jay another Russian Legsweep. Then another and another. Puerto Rican Lightning heads to the top rope once again and hits Shooter Jay with The Mad Cappa Crusher 2003 (Top Rope Legdrop). Lightning goes for the cover. 1..... 2..... Thr--NO! Shooter Jay kicks out. JR Puerto Rican Lightning continuing his assault on Jay Darring. Tilt-A-Whirl Backbreaker into a Surfboard Stretch. Puerto Rican Lightning holds Jay Darring in a Surfboard Stretch. Jay screams in pain as the crowd claps their hands in unison and chants "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL tells the crowd to shut up. JR The crowd letting PRL know how they feel about him. But PRL ignoring it. Puerto Rican Lightning continues the Surfboard Stretch on Jay despite Jay poking PRL's eyes. PRL stands up but holds on to Jay's neck. He goes for the Lightning Strike, but Jay shoves PRL into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but PRL ducks and dropkicks Jays' knees sending him to the mat. Puerto Rican Lightning grabs Shooter Jay and brings him to the second rope and chokes him with it. Jay's head is still rested on the second rope causing the crowd to stand up and pop. PRL looks at Jay and smiles evily. He yells out "7-8-7!" then runs to the ropes and hits "Shooter" Jay Darring with the 7-8-7 (6-1-9). JR PRL with the 7-8-7 on Darring. He seems intent on finishing Jay once and for all. Puerto Rican Lightning heads to the outside, he jumps on the top rope and goes for a hurricarana, but Jay holds on and powerbombs PRL. He goes for a pin. 1... 2.... PRL kicks out! JR Jay also seems obsess with finishing PRL. Remember, Jay hates PRL and will forever hate PRL for what he did to Lauren Gellar. He hates PRL for what he's done to one of his close friends, The Mad Cappa. And he hates PRL because PRL is a cocky, overconfident, ego-maniac who does not deserve to be North American Champion! Jay is now stomping a mudhole in PRL. SJD picks P.R. up and chops him several times. He whips him into the ropes, but PRL reverses and gives him The Cappa Killer (Stone Cold Stunner). JR CAPPA KILLER! CAPPA KILLER! PRL HITS JAY DARRING WITH A CAPPA KILLER! 1..... 2....... Kick out! The crowd cheers and begin chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL yells at the crowd. PRL picks up SJD and try the Lightning Strike once again, but SJD escapes and goes for the Reverse Tornado DDT. However, PRL reverses that and hits the Lightning Strike on SJD (Diamond Cutter). PR Lightning goes for the cover. 1.... 2.... Kick out! The crowd cheers and continue chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL yells at the crowd. When that doesn't work, he covers his ears to drown out the noise. When that doesn't work, he heads to the outside to be comforted by The Lightning Crew. This gives Shooter Jay enough time to run to the ropes and hit The Lightning Crew with the Reckless Endangerment onto the outside to the roars of the crowd. JR BAWD GAWD~!!!! OH MY!!! "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING HAS STRUCK WITH THE RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT ON THE LIGHTNING CREW!!! HE IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!!! The crowd pops and begins chanting "Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" The Lightning Crew members are down on the floor. Jay struggles to get up and once he does, he grabs Puerto Rican and whips him into the ringpost. He grabs Lightning again and whips him into the stairs. Lightning is in pain as SJD grabs PRL and sends him over the barricade and into the crowd. JR This match has kicked up a notch as PRL and Shooter Jay are now brawling in the crowd. This match is indeed a slobberknocker! Puerto Rican Lightning tries to escape "Shooter" Jay Darring's attack, but is unsucessful. They brawl throughout the crowd and then back to ringside where Jay gives PRL a Spinebuster onto a bunch of chairs. He grabs Lightning's right leg, but Lightning kicks Jay in the face. JR Shooter Jay now recovering, he backdrops PRL over the barricade! Puerto Rican Lightning grabs the ringbell and smashes it over Jay's head. He grabs Jay and throws him over the barricade and begins punching him. He then knees him in the face and smashes him in the table where the ring bell was located. P.R. grabs "Shooter" Jay Darring and catapults him into the ringpost. PRL kicks Jay's right arm several times then does a cross-arm breaker on Jay's right arm. PRL heads back into the ring and waits for Jay to get up. When he does, PRL hits Jay with a double-axehandle off the top rope to the floor. Both men are down as the rest of the Lightning Crew start to get up. Puerto Rican, slowly, picks up Darring and throws him back into the ring. PRL kicks Jay in the stomach several times then heads to the outside. He waits for Jay to get up, when he does, PRL jumps on the rope and gives SJD a hurricarna pin (West Coast Pop). Cover for 2. Lightning grabs Jay and whips him into the turnbuckle and comes back with the Stinger Splash. SJD lands on the mat, back first, so PRL sees the perfect oppturnity to head to the top rope. He removes his left elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He does the "UP YOURS!" sign then heads off the top rope with the F.U. Elbow Drop which connects. He goes for the cover. 1.... 2.... Kick out! JR Puerto Rican Lightning has used every move in his arsenal to win this match and keep Jay Darring down. He has so far been unable to get the pinfall on the man, but will not quit. Sleeperhold on Shooter Jay! The sleeperhold is locked on Darring! PRL locks in the Sleeperhold on Jay Darring. Shooter Jay is down on one knee. He is down on the mat with the Sleeperhold still locked on. The crowd is getting hyped and clapping their hands in unison once again. They chant "Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay!" and "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL tells the fans to shut up. The referee goes to check on Jay. He raises Jay's right arm and it drops. He raises it again and it drops again. JR If Jay's arm drops a third time this match is over and PRL retains. Did it drop? NO! Jay is still in this match. He escapes the Sleeperhold and hits a German Suplex! And another German Suplex! And another! And another! He holds on! 1! 2! Thre--NO!!! PRL kicks out at the count of 2! Jay grabs PRL and hits the Foreshadow on him. Cover. 2 Count. He grabs PRL again and hits the reverse Tornado DDT on him. He heads to the top rope and comes down with the diving headbutt. He goes for another cover. 1.... 2.... Kick out! Jay struggles to get up. He grabs PRL but PRL hits Jay in the stomach and gives him a jawbreaker. He struggles to get up, but once he does, he heads to the outside and hits Jay with the San Juan Jam (450 Splash). He goes for a cover that gets two. PRL grabs Jay and hits him in the stomach several times. JR PRL with a Spingboard Armdrag on Jay. He grabs Darring's right arm and brings him down by pulling on it several times. He grabs Darring and applies an wristlock on him. PRL now with what he calls the Che Guevera Special, that's the Gory Special incase you're wondering. PRL hurting Shooter Jay with the Che Guevera Special. Puerto Rican changes the Che Guevera Special into the "Free Puerto Rico NOW!" Slam (Gory Bomb). He then gets up and hits the Asai Moonsault onto Jay for two. He picks up Jay and whips him into the ropes, but as PRL bends down, Jay kicks him in the head and applies the Dragon Sleeper on PRL to the roar of the crowd. JR DRAGON SLEEPER! DRAGON SLEEPER! DRAGON SLEEPER ON PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! IS THIS IT? IS THIS THE END? CAN JAY DO IT? CAN HE WIN THIS MATCH AND THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE AND THE CHANCE TO BECOME OAOAST WORLD CHAMPION! The referee goes to check on PRL who is still in the Dragon Sleeper. PRL tries to escape but is unable to so he kicks the referee in the face knocking him out. The fans boo as SJD lets go of the Dragon Sleeper to check on the referee. JR That damn PRL! Cheating to retain the title. How disgusting. The referee is still knocked out so Jay goes to PRL. But when he does, PRL gets up and delievers the Latin Slam to SJD. JR LATIN SLAM! LATIN SLAM! LATIN SLAM ON SHOOTER JAY! LATIN SLAM ON SHOOTER JAY! Both men are on the mat. Tired and in pain. Jay tries to get up, but is unable to. PRL gets up instead and stands over Shooter Jay, tired and in pain. He relizes that Jay is lying in the middle of the ring. The crowd knows exactly what Puerto Rican is thinking as they stand up and begin to cheer. PRL gets in position to deliever the Puerto Rico Elbow. He removes his right elbow pad and spits on it. Then throws it onto Jay's face. He does some weird hand signals and bounces off the ropes. He then delievers the Puerto Rico Elbow to the roars of the crowd. JR PUERTO RICO ELBOW ON DARRING. IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MAYBE THE END OF THE MATCH, BUT THE REFEREE IS KNOCKED OUT! Puerto Rican covers Jay, but then remembers that the referee is knocked out. He still covers as the referee struggles to get up. He is able to make a 2 count. The crowd cheers as PRL thinks something over. JR Shooter Jay is still in this match! He must be thinking "BAWD GAWD~! What do I have to do in order to win this match?" PRL picks up Jay as the crowd continues chanting "Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay!" PRL goes for a suplex, but Jay holds on and goes for a suplex of his own, but PRL reverses that and goes for a German Suplex, but Jay reverses THAT and shoves PRL into the ropes. PRL comes back with the flying forearm. The crowd boos as they know it signals PRL's finish. JR Oh no. Oh no. PRL is looking to end this match. He's setting up Jay Darring for the P.R. Nightmare. Oh no. He hits another Flying Forearm. Puerto Rican Lightning waits for Jay to get up and hits another Flying Forearm. He picks SJD up and hits the Flying Forearm. He then kips up to boos. He jumps up and down in the ring then heads to a turnbuckle and begins stomping his right foot a'la Shawn Michaels. The crowd boos. JR PRL going for the Sweet Chin Music. Is it possible. Can this be the ending? PRL continues stomping his foot preparing for the Sweet Chin Music. SJD gets up and PRL goes for the Sweet Chin Music. It connects and Jay goes down hard. JR SWEET CHIN MUSIC! THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC CONNECTS! IT'S ALL OVER! PRL now setting up Jay. P.R. Nightmare! NO! Saito Suplex on Puerto Rican Lightning! Now Jay has kipped up! The crowd gets excited as Jay jumps up and down. He rips his shirt off and prepares to attack Puerto Rican Lightning. He grabs PRL and gives him a Belly-To-Belly Suplex. He grabs Puerto Rican Lightning again and gives him a Double-Armed DDT. Jay then heads to the top rope and hits a elbowdrop off the top rope. He grabs PRL again and hits the Foreshadow. He then does the Colt Cabana sign to a huge pop. JR THERE IT IS! THAT'S THE SYMBOL FOR THE AFTERTHOUGHT! JAY LOOKS LIKE HE IS NOW READY TO FINISH OFF PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING AND WIN THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE AND THE FINAL SLOT IN THE INTENSE FIVE TOURNAMENT!!!! "Shooter" Jay Darring grabs Puerto Rican Lightning and hits the Harsh Reality. JR HARSH REALITY! THE HARSH REALITY! IT'S OVER! Jay goes for the cover. 1... 2.... Mr. Boricua pulls the referee out from the ring, and knocks him out with one single punch. JR NO! Damnit! Damn him to Hell! That son-of-a-bitch, Mr. Boricua has pulled the referee out of this match. Jay sees Mr. Boricua and heads to the outside where he starts brawling with him. He finishes by giving him the Harsh Reality on the floor. Jay heads back into the ring where PRL is ready to attack. He goes for the clothesline, but Jay reverses and applies the Afterthought on PRL. JR AFTERTHOUGHT! JAY HAS THE AFTERTHOUGHT HOOKED ON PRL! AND HE TAPS! PRL HAS TAPPED TO THE AFTERTHOUGHT! BUT THERE IS NO REFEREE! THE REFEREE HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY MR. BORICUA WHO HAS ALSO BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY "SHOOTER" JAY DARRING!!! WE NEED ANOTHER REFEREE IN HERE QUICK! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SEND IN ANOTHER REFEREEE!!! As Jay has the Afterthought locked on PRL, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez stands on top of the ring apron. She whistles and has Jay's attention. JR What is this jezeabel doing in this match? Why is she even out here? Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez whispers something in SJD's ear. He apparently likes what he heards. Lindsay then begins unbuttoning her New York Yankees baseball jersey to cheers from the crowd. She takes off her Yankees jersey and is left in her pink bra. The crowd is cheering loudly as Jay can't help but stare at Lindsay's big breasts. JR Since Jesse Ventura isn't here, I'll say what he would have said. "Pink! They're pink! Jim Ross! I love pink!" Lindsay then takes off her belt and takes off her pants. She turns around and shows her pink thong to Jay who seems to be distracted by Lindsay. That all ends, when Lauren Gellar runs over to Lindsay and pulls her off the ring apron. Lindsay's face hits the ring apron. Lauren and Lindsay get into a catfight which makes the crowd pop huge also. The two hot girls continue their catfight outside the ring, while inside the ring, Vitamin X tries to use the Lightning Crew stun taser on Jay Darring. Jay is able to see Vitamin X and is able to duck when X tries to use the stun taser on Jay. Jay kicks X in the gut making the stun taser fall from his hands. Jay then gives Vitamin X the Harsh Reality to a huge pop. Vitamin X exits the ring as PRL gets up and grabs the OaOasT North American Title belt. JR A HARSH REALITY FOR VITAMIN X! BUT WAIT A MINUTE! PRL HAS THE NORTH AMERICAN TITLE! HE'S PREPARING TO HIT JAY WITH THE BELT! JAY TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND DAMNIT! TURN AROUND! Puerto Rican Lightning tries to hit "Shooter" Jay Darring with the OaOasT North American Title belt. SJD ducks and kicks Puerto Rican in the gut and does the KT Driller on PRL to another huge pop. PRL is down and out after having Shooter Jay's three finishing moves put on him. Meanwhile, outside the ring, the catfight has ended as Lauren Gellar has knocked out Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. The referee is still unconscious on the outside. Mr. Boricua is struggling to get up as is Vitamin X. Shooter Jay covers PRL and is demanding that a referee come to the ring while the crowd is going absolutely insane. JR VITAMIN X IS OUT! MR. BORICUA IS OUT! MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ IS OUT! PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING IS OUT! THERE IS NOT ONE LIGHTNING CREW MEMBER THAT CAN HELP PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING NOW! ALL WE NEED IS A REFEREE TO COUNT JAY THE WINNER! WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE SEND A REFEREE? Suddenly, from the entrance, runs in an OaOasT referee. He is a small man with curly black hair and blue eyes. He runs into the ring and begins to count. 1..... 2....... He is about to count three.....but stops. The crowd is shocked and so is Jay. JR What? What? Wha-What's going on? What is happening? Why didn't that referee count three? Why? Why is he doing this? What the hell is going on?!!! The referee smiles an evil smile.....and gives Shooter Jay two middle fingers. He saids "Fuck You." and pulls his referee shirt off to reveal a Lightning Crew t-shirt underneath. He stands up and continues flipping Jay the middle finger as the crowd boos loudly. JR Oh no! Oh no! Oh BAWD GAWD no! Tell me this is not true! Please tell me this is a joke! Is that OaOasT referee a Lightning Crew member?! Is that possible? Has PRL bribed a referee to join the Lightning Crew? Tell me that isn't true! That referee has sold his soul to the devil himself! Jay is furious. He stands up causing the referee's smile to fade. The referee tries to escape, but is cornered in a turnbuckle, where Jay proceeds to trash talk him. The referee tries to leave the ring, but is stopped by Jay and punched in the face to a loud pop. The referee leaves the ring in pain as Jay looks on. JR Yeah! You do that Jay! Teach that ref a lesson! Give him what he deserves! Give that son of a bitch what he deserves! Suddenly, from the crowd comes another mysterious stranger. He is a young man in his early 20s. He has tanned skin and a light brown hair crew cut. He has brown eyes and is wearing a Colombian flag bandana. He is also wearing a gold chain and a Lightning Crew basketball jersey with "Heat 2" written on the back. He is wearing orange basketball shorts and white reebok sneakers. He exits the crowd and grabs the Lightning Crew stun taser. The mysterious man who is wearing sunglasses enters the ring and stands behind "Shooter" Jay Darring. JR Wha-? What the? Who is this man? What the hell is he doing here? Where's security? Or has PRL paid them off too? What is he doing? OH MY! BAWD GAWD~! The mysterious man uses the stun taser on Shooter Jay's back just as he was about to give Puerto Rican Lightning the Harsh Reality. The crowd boos as the mysterious man jaws with the fans and gives them a gang sign. The young man grabs Shooter Jay and gives him the Vertibreaker which causes the crowd to pop. JR VERTIBREAKER ON JAY DARRING? I still don't understand. Who is this man? What is his relationship to Puerto Rican Lightning? Why is he helping him? Will someone explain to me what the hell is going on? The mysterious man grabs PRL and puts him on top of Jay Darring for the cover. The crowd boos the mystery man as he jaws with them by grabbing his nuts and flipping them the middle finger. He heads to the outside and throws the referee for the match back into the ring. The Lightning Crew referee also enters the ring as an unconscicous PRL is covering an unconscicious "Shooter" Jay Darring. The mystery man heads to the outside to check on The Lightning Crew as the crowd boos. Both referees make the count. JR NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! DON'T LET HIM WIN LIKE THIS! NO! PLEASE NO! 1...... 2........ 3!!!!!! *DING DING DING* JR AW DAMNIT! WHY? WHY? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!! RING ANNOUNCER The winner of this match....and STILL OaOasT North American Champion, PUERTO RICAN LIGGGGGGGHHHHTTTTTNNNNINNNGGGGGGGGG!!! "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" starts up as the crowd boos loudly. The Lightning Crew all make their way into the ring. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, the Lightning Crew referee, and the young man all help carry Puerto Rican Lightning, who is just getting up. Vitamin X hands PRL the OaOasT North American Title belt, and Mr. Boricua hands PRL the Puerto Rican Championship belt. The Lightning Crew help Puerto Rican raise his arms in victory to the boos of the crowd. JR Well, as much as I hate to admit it, PRL has done what set out to do. He has gotten his pinfall victory over "Shooter" Jay Darring. He needed help to do it, but he has done it. And he has the last slot in the Intense Five. PRL has a chance at becoming a triple champion as he has a chance at becoming #1 contender for the OaOasT World Title! But there are still questions to be anwsered. Who is that man that helped PRL? Why did that referee join the Lightning Crew? BAWD GAWD~! Next week. Next week, hopefully, we will get some anwsers. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" continues to play on the P.A. system as the Lightning Crew help Puerto Rican Lightning out of the ring. PRL is coming to and is smiling evily as he raises the North American and Puerto Rican Championship belts. "Shooter" Jay Darring is still in the ring unconscicious as is the referee for the match. JR This has not been a good couple of weeks for Jay Darring. First, he loses his match against the OaOasT North American Title. Then, his own BROTHER turns his back on him at Dirty Deeds and a mysterious man attacked him. Now, on tonight's show, not only has Jay lost this match against his hated foe, PRL, he also lost his shot at regaining his #1 contendership for World Title! The Lightning Crew head to the entrance. There, a tired and exhausted Puerto Rican Lightning raises the OaOasT North American and Puerto Rican Championships one more time to huge boos. Garbage is thrown in his direction as the crowd chants "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" The Lightning Crew exit as "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" dies down. The crowd is still shock and trying to make out what has just happened as "Shooter" Jay Darring lies on the mat. Jay is now trying to get up as the crowd is still in shock. As he gets up, the crowd starts booing again, as from the entrance, Shooter Jay's brother, Mike Darring, enters the ring. The crowd boos as Mike waits for Jay to get up. When he does, Mike hits him with a brutal clothesline. JR OH NO! JAY DARRING'S BROTHER HAS APPEARED! MIKE IS IN THE RING ATTACKING HIS OWN FLESH AND BLOOD! WHAT KIND OF A MAN IS HE? "The Professional" Mike Darring grabs "Shooter" Jay Darring and gives him a Kopop Kick. He then grabs him and whips him into the turnbuckle. Jay tries to fight back, but Mike low-blows him and gives him a Lightning Kick Trifecta. The crowd boos Mike who just smirks at them. He grabs Jay and gives him a backbreaker then a kneedrop. Mike Darring continues the attack by giving Jay a Kawada Kick. JR Come on! This is enough! Why is this even happening. Just giving Jay a backbreaker is bad enough. Why would Mike attack his own brother? "The Professional" Mike Darring gives Jay the Rating's Drop (Elix Skipper's Play-Of-The-Day) then finishes it off with the Total Disappointment (Tomikaze). JR OH MY~!! THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT! THAT IS IMMORAL! THAT IS DISGUSTING! ATTACKING YOUR OWN BROTHER IS JUST PLAIN WRONG! MIKE DARRING SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HIMSELF!!! Mike Darring trashtalks to Jay Darring, who is knocked out. He gets up and poses making the crowd boo him. "Lies" by Evanesence starts up as Mike Darring leaves the ring. He trashtalks Jay some more as he leaves Jay unconscicious lying on the mat back first. JR This has NOT been a good couple of weeks for Jay Darring! No one knows what is next for Jay or Mike or any of the IntenseZone superstars. How long will PRL remain North American Champion? Who was that mysterious man that helped PRL win? Who will win the Intense Five Tourmanent? So many questions yet to be anwsered! Folks, we are out of time, but thank you for tuning in to the season premiere of IntenseZone. I'm Jim Ross saying Good Night and we'll see you next week for another jam packed episode of IntenseZone! The last image is a close-up of "Shooter" Jay Darring lying on the mat. FADE OUT

We return to a wide-shot of the ring. JR We're back live on TSM. Just as we returned from break I was handed a note from the offices of Dan Black, informing us about the situation that happened moments ago. Let me going over this so I can bring you the main point..."To further add to the intense nature of the I-5 competition, and to increase ratings, this match will go on NOW! Should anybody have a problem with my ruling, I suggest they get ready to work for a second-rate promotion such as HeldDown, because its my show now. And what I say is F-I-N-A-L -- final!" Wow. I can't believe Dan Black is going to allow this match to take place after what just happened moments ago. K-Ness runs to ring, sliding underneath the ropes trying to take advantage of the situation but G-Money puts the boots to him! How does he still have something left after that sneak-attack? * DING DING DING * JR And the match is offcially underway, with G-Money taking the early advantage. Look at Money fight! BAH GAWD that's guts...guts I tell ya! Money tries to pick up K-Ness but gets shoved off, and K-Ness hits a picturesque arm drag, Moneys straight back up and walks into another arm drag. A cover from K-Ness... One Kickout JR To early for the cover to be effective, but wearing down G-money none the less by making him expend that energy by kicking out. Both men are back on their feet and K-Ness whips Money into the ropes, and takes him down with a drop toe hold, and continues through applying a leg submission, as G-Money quickly reaches out for the ropes, and gets them. Both men back up and K-ness goes for a kick to the stomach but gets caught by Money, but K-Ness goes for an enziguri but Money ducks and lets go of K-Ness and he lands on the mat. Money now picking up K-Ness and whiping him into the ropes he comes back and is caught with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Money drops the elbow, once, twice, thr.... no K-Ness avoided the third elbow drop but only just. K-Ness goes for a clothesline, but Money ducks, and hits a neckbreaker. G-Money begins to feel it and starts playing the crowd by shouting "get up you stupid son of a b***h" JR Money totally dissrespecting the former NA Champion, i can't believe it. Money goes to pick up K-Ness, but the time wasting cost him and gets caught in a small package. One Two Thr.... Kick out K-Ness is on his feet again and starts drilling G-Money with some stiff right hand punchs, before going for the rolling back drop suplexs, hitting not one, not two but three backdrops nailing Money right on his head. Moneys down but not for long as he's brought straigh back up again and dropped again with a high-angle exploder suplex. He go's for another cover One TWo Thre.... No he has his foot on the bottom rope. JR My Gawd theres no way Money could of kicked out of that. K-Ness stands Money back on his feet and, attempts an irish whip but is reversed, Money scoops him up and has him in the tombstone position ready for a shoulder breaker but it gets countered as K-Ness shifts his body weight turning the tables, with the positions reversed K-Ness hits shoulder breaker of his own. JR Moneys holding his shoulder and looks to be in a considerable amount of pain. K-Ness see's Money holding his shoulder, which just paints a big red bullseye on it, as he applies the wakigatame. JR Theres no way he's getting out of that, he's dead center in the middle of the ring. The refs down on his stomach right in G-Money's asking him if he gives up, but he gets a no this time around, while the refs out of position, Money is able to get the tumb to the eye of K-Ness forcing him to break the hold. Money slowly back onto his feet, K-Ness bounces of the ropes and comes back with a running boot, Money ducks but the ref gets caught with it who was standing behind Money. K-Ness looks at the ref shocked, but turns round as Money runs into him with a flying clothesline, taking them both down. Suddenly, the lights go out...AGAIN! JR Aw, now what? "Tubular Bells" plays and the giant "?" flashes around the crowd. JR Uh oh, G-Money better watch himself here... The music stops. The lights come on, and the masked man is standing atop the top rope. JR There's the masked man again! The masked man nails a Five-Star Frog Splash on..K-Ness?? JR What the hell?? Why'd he do that? Why'd he help G-Money? G-Money rolls over and covers K-Ness as quickly as he can, the ref crawls over and is checking the shoulders as Money also gets his feet onto the second rope for the added leverage. One Two Three!!! JR Bah Gawd G-Money just pulled out the victory but not without interference and putting his feet on the ropes, K-Ness must be fuming over this blatent cheating. Who the heck is that damn mystery man? And why the hell did he help G-Money after what he did to him earlier tonight!? Money rolls out of the ring, and leaves as fast as he can looking shocked. JR Our main event is next -- the North American title bout is on the line; as is a spot in the next round of the 1-5 tournament. WORLD WITHOUT END OCTOBER 26th

JR Welcome back. During the break G-Money entered the ring; his I-5 match is next, but it looks like he has something to say. G-Money ask the ring announcer for the mic. He is about to say some thing when... The lights go out. JR What's going on now? "Tubular Bells" plays and the giant "?" goes around the crowd. JR Uh oh, we remember this from Dirty Deeds...and there he is, that masked man, who attacked the participants from the main event. That's a lot of balls for a n00b. I have got word that he goes by "The Shadow." I think we've seen this guy before, but I don't have any clues as to who it may be... Shadow makes his way to the ring, to a single glowing light in the arena and adorned in a black cloak. He gets in the ring and the lights come on. He slowly walks up to G-Money and gets in his face. He then backs off a little and hands him his stick. JR He just handed him the Shadow Stick, and now he turns his back! Money makes like he doesn't want any trouble from him, but then when Shadow turns his back again, Money attacks! He beats him down with the stick, then throws it down on him and leaves the ring to applause! JR We've seen that many years ago, but this is the OAOAST! You turn your back here and, as G-Money just showed you all, you WILL pay! But how does this play into his match with K-Ness? I seriously doubt they'll force him to wrestle after what happened. We gotta go to break. If we learn something from the back we'll be sure to let you know. Oh my. STILL TO COME... PRL defends his North American championship against "Shooter" Jay Darring...

I have everything except G-Money/K-Ness and the NA title match. Shadow sent a segment that could explain why Money/Ness isn't taking place.

OAOAST TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH JINGUS & Jesse "The Body" Ventura vs. Dan Black & Jailbait vs. The Dream Machines JR Welcome back, folks. During the break, the OaOast Tag Team champions the Dream Machines made their way to the ring and now await their opponents in this triple threat tag team title match. Quiet begins as the arena lights go out, and the crowd instinctively starts booing as black smoke swirls from the stage. BOOM BOOM White shots of pyro suddenly shoot skyward and a single spotlight cuts through the smoke, revealing Dan Black and Y2Jailbait, who soak in the boos from the crowd before beginning the walk to the ring. JR Dan Black, what a guy. Removes my broadcast partner from his position last week and he's just leaving me to fend for myself now. Black and Jailbait slide into the ring and look in contempt at the crowd and the champions. Black walks towards the ropes to verbally abuse the IZ PBP man as the music fades. Verdi's Requiem takes its place after a moment and the crowd rises to its feet, the ones nearest to the entrance jumping back as a huge BOOM releases a large wall of flame that roars for a few seconds before fizzling out and revealing the Man they Call JINGUS. He slowly walks down the ramp and stops at ringside as his music fades. The crowd buzzes in anticipation of the entrance of the last competitor. "Welcome to the Jungle" blasts over the loudspeakers. The crowd EXPLODES as the former IZ color man steps through the curtain, clad once again in his old wrestling gear. JR Bah gawd, he's gone up to the attic and dusted off the earrings and feather boa!!!!! Jesse walks down the ramp, trying to keep a gruff and serious face, but as he reaches Jingus, a small smile creeps across his face. They both slide into the ring and take a step towards Black, who bails and points at the referee, demanding he keep order. Jesse walks around the ring and takes a quick look at JR. JR You go get em', Jesse. The music fades and the ref takes the tag belts from the champions, holding them high in the air. * DING DING DING * JR The rules of this match are: two men in the ring at one time, you can tag anyone you like, first team to score a pinfall or submission wins the titles. Parka and Jingus remain in the ring, while the other four men step to the apron and the ref calls for the bell. They circle around the ring and lock up, Parka trying to push Jingus to the corner, but Jingus easily overpowers him and shoves Parka to the mat. Parka quickly gets to his feet and has a quick talk with Knight before circling around the ring again and going to lock up, but dropping down instead and tripping Jingus up, getting a quick cover, but Jingus tosses him off before the ref can drop to the mat for the count. Both men get to their feet once more, but Parka doesn't wait for anything and dropkicks Jingus' knee, taking the rug out from under him and sending Jingus facefirst to the mat. Parka tags his partner. Knight pounds on the knee, kicking it and dropping some elbows onto it. He wrenches the knee, getting a few two counts as Jingus' shoulders drop to the mat. He continues to work the knee and tags in Jailbait. Jailbait also pounds on the knee, and hits a kneebuster, covering for a two count. Black smells blood, so he demands Jailbait tag him in, which he does. Black drives some elbows into the back of Jingus' neck and locks in a single leg hold, pulling back on the knee while talking trash to his former partner. Black continues to dominate Jingus, but as he's in a sleeper, Jingus starts to stir and gets to his feet, ramming Black into the corner to break the sleeper. Black gets to his feet and charges, but Jingus catches him and DRILLS him to the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Both men collapse to the mat as Jailbait and Jesse yell for tags. Jesse reaches out as far as he can as Jingus begins to crawl to his corner. Black is totally out of it, so the corner he thinks is his is actually the DM's. Parka reaches for the tag as Jailbait screams "OVER HERE!!!" at his partner. Black does not hear him and makes the tag to Parka, who quickly hops into the ring and snatches Jingus' leg, but he gathers up one last bit of power to lunge……. AND MAKES THE TAG TO JESSE!!! The crowd ERUPTS as Jesse is a SEAL AFIRE, pounding everything in sight. He delivers a few clotheslines to Parka and whips him off the ropes. Parka ducks another clothesline, but Jesse is ready on the rebound and takes him down with a HUGE spinebuster. Jesse gestures for Parka to get up. When Parka groggily gets to his feet, Jesse boots him in the gut and picks him up for a suplex. 1…. 2….. 3!!!!!!!!NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Kinght manages to dive into the ring and onto Jesse to break, but Jesse just turns his attention to Knight. Jesse readies him for a whip, but Knight reverses it. Black takes the opportunity to slap Jesse on the shoulder, tagging himself back in. Knight picks him up in a spinebuster position, but instead snaps his head on the top rope. Jesse flops to the mat and then falls to the floor Knight gets to his feet, but is met by a Black dropkick that sends Knight over the top himself. Jesse picks Knight up and they begin to trade right hands on the outside. In the ring, Parka turns around, but right into a boot to the gut by Black and a BLACKOUT!!!! He covers: 1…… 2…… JINGUS BREAKS THE PIN!!!! This draws Jailbait in and the match totally breaks down with everyone brawling. As Jesse and Knight continue to brawl on the outside, the ref goes out to try and break them up. Seeing the opportunity, Jailbait quickly slides out of the ring. Jingus follows and charges at him, but Jailbait sees him and trips him into the steps, his head hitting hard. Jailbait grabs a small bag from under the apron and slides back in. JR Wait, what's Jailbait got now? Jailbait unties the string keeping the bag closed and pours the contents into his hand. A small bit of white powder cascades out of his hand and falls to the mat. JR HEY REF!!! Letting loose a karate yell (that only serves to get Parka's attention), Jailbait rears his hand back and charges at Parka, who ducks the toss, sending the powder into Black's face. Parka sends Jailbait to the outside and turns to Black, who swings his fists blindly through the cloud of white. Parka boots him in the gut and sticks Black's head between his legs. JR Here we go, folks!! Parka picks Black up in a Razor's Edge position, but hangs onto the arms and drops Black right on his head! JR The DAY OF THE DEAD!!!! Parka gets the cover. 1….. 2….. 3!! JR The Dream Machines retain!!! Parka raises his arms in victory as Knight rolls into the ring and slaps his partner's hand. They receive their belts from the ref and hit the corners, holding them high. JR This team is really rolling along right now…..hey wait!!! Two men suddenly appear from the crowd and hop over the barrier, sliding into the ring. Knight is the first to see them and charges, but the man in the green jacket takes Knight's legs out while the man in the yellow pants delivers a HUGE clothesline, causing Knight to twist in midair before crashing to the mat. Parka leaps onto the back of the one in green, who quickly falls back, sending Parka crashing to the mat. Both invaders pick Parka up in a Razor's Edge position and violently drops him on his neck, Parka folding up like an accordion. The fans can't believe their eyes and boo the invaders, who are wearing shirts with the letters "TNT" on them. Eddy is scared to death of the men and sprints to the back for help. Suddenly, Ragdoll's music hits, and he walks to the ring, applauding the men. He slides into the ring and embraces both before grabbing a mic. RAGDOLL Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you IntenseZone's newest acquisitions. They are former tag team champions, and have come here for even more gold. To my right, the Technical Tactician, from Liverpool, England, Tyler Bridges. Tyler raises his arms to the crowd as they boo. RAGDOLL And to my left, the King of High Flying, from Donegal, Ireland, TJ Burns. TJ does the same as his partner. RAGDOLL Together, they are known as the most explosive tag team in the world. TEEEEEEEE ENNNNNNNNNNN TEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! "TNT" by AC/DC blares through the crowd as the three men sneer at the fallen champions and exit the ring. They stop at the top of the ramp and turn back to the crowd, Ragdoll raising the newcomers' hands as we go to the break.

UPDATE I need the following: G-Money vs. K-Ness PRL vs. Jay - NA title Tag title match If you can't have it done by tonight, let me know, we can save it for next week. But I will need either the NA title or tag title match if a writer needs more time.

JR Welcome back- its time for our next match in the INTENSE FIVE SERIES! You won't see this on Thursdays. Let's head straight to the ring! INTENSE 5 QUALIFING MATCH Y2Jailbait vs The Blurricane RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is set for one fall with a 15 minute time limit...introducing first... "How I Could Just Kill A Man" rocks out, as Y2Jailbait appears, looking somewhat subdued. The crowd greats Y2J with disgust, the boos growing as the figure of Dan Black is seen behind him. RING ANNOUNCER Accompanied by Dan Black...From Brooklyn, New York, weighing 219lbs...WHY.....TOOOOO......JAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLBAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIT! Jailbait slides into the ring, bouncing on the spot and looking determined. JR Jailbait, like everyone else in this tournament, has a huge chance to improve his position in the OAOAST...but he has a tough test in his opponent here tonight. RING ANNOUNCER Aaaaaaaaaaaaand his opponent... "Rock You Like A Hurricance" plays, and the crowd POPS big time for the one and only BLURRICANE, as he pops out like Rey Mysterio! RING ANNOUNCER From parts unknown, weighing 191lbs............BLUUUUUUUURRRRRRIIIIIIIIIICAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEE! Blurricane grins, nodding to the applauding fans as he walks to the ring. The hero bounces into the squared circle and salutes the arena. JR These are two very talented, young, exciting athletes...each is light, quick on his feet and fast through the air...this could be quite the contest. Blurricane offers Jailbait a handshake~! Y2J looks around, looking unsure...but gradually extends his hand... Dan Black goes into a rage at ringside, slamming the ring apron and yelling at Jailbait to get on with the match! Nevertheless, Jailbait and Blurricane shake! Dan shakes his head in disgust as our referee signals for the start of the match. * DING DING DING * Blurricane and Jailbait circle each other, tensed and ready for action. Both men suddenly snap forward, going into a lock up, and jocky for position. After a few seconds of testing strength, Jailbait breaks the lock, skipping behind Blurricane and grabbing a hammerlock. The hero counters swiftly, bending and twisting, reversing to his own hammerlock. Jailbait grimaces, and tries to twist out himself, but Blurricane keeps the lock on tight. Jailbait responds by running forward into the corner and getting his feet onto the ropes! Y2J runs up the corner, till he can flips back over Blurricane's head, landing behind him and slapping on a waistlock! The fans, not usually impressed by Jailbait, applaud this move. JR An innovate escape from Jailbait! He may be a no good punk, but BAH GAWD, he can wrassle! Jailbait pulls back quickly, and flips Blurricane up and over with a release German suplex- but Blurricane turns over in the air and lands on his feet! Jailbait turns, sees his opponent standing, and rushes in! Blurricane is ready for him, and hooks his arm under Y2J's, bringing him over with a hip toss......but Jailbait takes his turn to roll over and land on his feet! Jailbait and Blurricane charge at each other, but come up short, face to face, eyeball to eyeball! The crowd POPS in appreciation, as both men nod to each other, and back off, circling again. Dan Black is stamping in frustration, yelling at Jailbait to get the job done. JR These two seem evenly matched...and also seem to be developing some respect for each other. Dan Black wants Jailbait to win this tournament- but for entirely different reasons to Jailbait... Jailbait turns, listening to Dan. Blurricane waits for him to turn back, and both men step forward. Blurricane extends his arms, looking for a lock up, but Jailbait meets him with a rake to the eyes! The crowd BOOS as Blurricane stumbles away, clutching his face. Dan Black nods and applauds. Jailbait makes to go after his opponent, but suddenly stops, allowing Blurricane to step into the corner and clear his vision. Dan's mouth drops open as Jailbait stretches out, waiting for Blurricane to recover. The crowd breaks into a round of applause! JR BAH GAWD! That's rarer than a monkey mating with a dolphin! What's gotten into Jailbait?! Blurricane shakes his head clear, and the wrestler's circle again. A lock up results, and Blurricane grabs Jailbait's arm out of it, twisting around and applying an arm bar. Jailbait grits his teeth and rolls forward, coming up to his feet quickly- but Blurriance's grip is still intact. Y2J bends down and exexecutes a cartwheel that loosen's Blurricane's hold enough for Jailbait to free his arm and grab a side headlock. Blurricane moves forwards and shoves hard, propelling Jailbait away and to the ropes. Y2J bounces back and leapfrogs over the body of his opponent as Blurricane ducks down. Jailbait rebounds from the other side of the ring and this time slides down, going through Blurricane's legs! Jailbait is up and turns, as Blurricane spins around too...both men jump into the air, snapping their boots forward with dropkicks! Legs collide with legs, and the competitors crash to the mat! Blurricane crawls away, dragging himself up. Jailbait does the same, but Blurricane is up first. Blurricane zips over to Jailbait and slams a stiff forearm into the back of his head. With Jailbait seeing stars Blurricane is able to pull his opponent into a front facelock and execute a quick snap suplex that leaves Jailbait clutching his spine. Blurricane grabs Jailbait and brings him up to his feet, before clutching Jailbait around the throat! JR CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM ATTEMPT, BAH GAWD! Blurricane tenses to lift Jailbait, but Y2J fights back, lunging forwards with a knee to the gut of his opponent. With the wind driven out of Blurricane, Jailbait whips him to the ropes and nails him with aa beautiful dropkick. Jailbait makes the first cover of the match: ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Y2J goes right back on the attack, scooping Blurricane up and going for a pumphandle! Blurricane fights back, however, and as Jailbait brings him up with the pumphandle, Blurri slides down his back, grabbing Jailbait's tights and dragging him down to a cover! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Both men are up, and start to exchange blows, slugging it out! Blurricane gains the upperhand and grabs Jailbait's head in both hands before dropping down, hitting Y2J with a jawbreaker! Blurri runs to the ropes, coming up behind Jailbait and bulldogging him down to the canvas. The cover- ONE! TWO! KICKOUT! Blurricane wastes no time, and heads up to the top rope. As Y2J clambers up, Blurricane launches off with a flying crossbody! Blurri's chest SMACKS into Jailbait's, and both men crash to the mat! Blurricane is on top with the cover briefly, before Jailbait rolls through and grabs the legs! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-KICKOUT! JR BAH GAWD! That was close! These two are giving their all to be in the five way match next week! Both men are back up, and Jailbait hammers Blurri with a pair of kicks to the stomach. Y2J grabs Blurricane in and wraps his arms around him before hitting a belly to belly suplex! Jailbait nods his head, and heads up top! The crowd actually pops for Jailbait, producing a slightly baffled look on the face on Dan Black! Blurricane is still prone in the ring as Jailbait vaults off, looking for a FROG SPLASH! But Blurricane moves! Jailbait is heading for the mat, but manages to roll forwards, avoiding a crash landing and coming up to his feet! Y2J charges at Blurricane, who ducks his lariat! Blurri grabs Jailbait's head in a sleeper from behind, before dropping down, smashing Y2J with a Flashback sleeper slam! The crowd gives Blurricane its full support as he heads up to the top rope! Blurri poses heroically as Jailbait slowly struggles to his feet, before leaping forward, grabbing Jailbaits head on his way down and hitting the Blurred Reality! (blockbuster). JR BAH GAWD! That's it! Blurricane must advance! The cover! ONE! TWO! JR Hey! Jailbait has a hand on the bottom rope! THREEEEEEEEEEEE- NO! Dan Black pulls the referee out! Black slides into the ring and drops an elbow to the back of Blurricane's head! The crowd frantically boos as Black pulls Blurricane up and hits him with his Black Out stunner! Our official can't stand for this, and- * DING DING DING * RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner as a result of a disqualification.......BLURRICANE! Jailbait pulls himself up, looking first confused, then angry as he realises he's lost the match! Dan puts a few more boots to the prone Blurricane before leaving the ring, beckoning Jailbait after him. As Blurri slowly stirs, the two men walk to the back. JR BAH GAWD! Blurricance advances, but it was Dan Black who cost Jailbait the match! Y2J had a hand on the ropes...the referee may not have seen it, but Black's interference meant that didn't matter! Wait- we have a camera with Dan and Jailbait! Cut backstage, where Dan is walking down a corridor to his office. Jailbait follows, talking angrily. JAILBAIT What the hell was that?! You just screwed me out of the Intense Five! BLACK You'd lost, amigo! Get over it! I just saved you the embarassment of being pinned! JAILBAIT I had the rope, you bitch! Black turns, fixing Jailbait with a look of fury. BLACK WHAT? Don't EVER speak to me like that! I'll see you later for our title shot- you better not let me down, or you'll be out of a contract and back in the slammer. Black disappears into a back room, as the camera focuses on Jailbait's livid face.

Tomorrow afternoon is fine. The Sox? As in Red Soxs? My condolences. As I type this the Sox are up 4-1 in the bottom of the 6th, if if they do win, let me tell you what will end up happening to save you and the millions of Sox fans pain...the Yankees will once again kill their dreams. And I'm not even a Yankees fan.

CUT TO: Dan Black sitting at his desk, shuffling through some papers. The sound of the door opening is heard, and Black looks up smiling as the camera pans back to reveal the Dream Machines standing in the room. The crowd cheers at the sight of the Tag champs. BLACK (rising out of his chair) Welcome, gentlemen. Nice to see you here on IZ. KNIGHT Cut the pleasantry, Black. You called for us, so what's up? BLACK My, my, how rude. (Sits back down) Very well. I have called both of you here to talk about a little problem that has arisen regarding your Tag title reign. You see, those belts allow the holders to appear on both OaOast TV programs. However, according to my records, in the month or so that the Dream Machines have held the OaOast Tag Team titles, you have appeared on IntenseZone a total of ZERO times. Gentlemen, those are NOT the HeldDOWN Tag Team titles. In fact, I believe that I do have grounds to strip you of those belts right now and send you back to Thursday since you are not giving the tag teams on IZ an equal opportunity. PARKA Why you…… Parka reaches towards Black and grabs him by the tie, but is restrained by his partner. BLACK Of course, attacking a General Manager would automatically strip you of the titles AND earn BOTH of you a six month suspension without pay!! (Parka steps back while Black straightens his tie) Now then, because of your unwillingness to voluntarily defend your titles on this show, I have no choice but to FORCE you to defend the Tag Team titles TONIGHT!! PARKA That's fine by us; just tell us who we gotta go through. BLACK (Shuffling through the papers on his desk) All right then, tonight, on the season premiere of IntenseZone, it will be the Dream Machines defending their OaOast Tag Team titles against..... (Black shuffles through the papers some more) against…….. (Black looks under his desk for a moment and then looks to the ceiling, muttering "dumb bitch" under his breath. He pushes a button on his phone.) BLACK Jennifer, do you have my copy of the booking sheet for tonight? JENNIFER (Off screen; sound of papers shuffling): Uh…..yes I do sir. I'll be right in. She appears after a moment with a piece of paper in her hand. She offers it to Black, who angrily takes it from her. JENNIFER (sheepishly) Sorry sir. She turns to the DMs and offers a smile and a little wink before she walks out the door. Knight gets a quick view of her backside before turning his attention to Black. BLACK As I was saying, on the season premiere of IZ, the Dream Machines will defend their Tag Team titles against….. (Black looks at the sheet, suddenly becoming confused) huh? STEPHEN JOSEPH (Off screen) Did I forget to tell you? The camera swings to the right to reveal Stephen Joseph standing in the doorway, his arms crossed. The crowd pops at the sight of the former BPP. BLACK Joseph, what did you do now? JOSEPH (stepping into the office): Sorry Danny Boy, your original idea just wasn't enough for the guys up top, so they asked me to step in and once again save your BUTT. Don't get me wrong, it was a good idea, but a show the caliber of tonight's needs something bigger. So, tonight, the Dream Machines will defend their OaOast Tag Team titles, but they will do so in a TRIPLE THREAT match!! The crowd pops at the announcement, but the DMs aren't as enthused. JOSEPH The first team that will challenge for the belts are……Jailbait (boos)…….and, yes, YOU (points at Dan, who smiles and nods his head approvingly while the crowd boos). You like that Dan? Well, then you will LOVE this part. On the booking sheet, it says the third team is a "mystery team", but I think we should just skip the drama The other team that will challenge the Dream Machines tonight are, well, two guys that aren't exactly buddy-buddy with you these days, Dan. That team is: Jingus (big pop)………and someone who just this morning signed an OaOast competitors contract…….. Jesse Ventura!! (HUGE pop) JR ALL RIGHT!!! Jesse Ventura returns to the ring TONIGHT!!! Stephen has set up a real slobbernocker for the season premiere of IZ!! The smile that Black had been wearing disappears quickly. The DMs are now the ones who are nodding and smiling. JOSEPH Good luck to all the teams. See you in the ring, Dan. Joseph and the Machines exit the office, leaving Dan to slump in his chair, staring at the ceiling. JR And another big match is set for what has become a huge night already!

INTENSE 5 QUALIFING MATCH Naz vs. The Shuffle Big blinding pyro explodes and THE SHUFFLE~! appears at the entranceway. The front of his shirt reads "Pack the Duffle, Get with THE SHUFFLE". "The Horror" sounds out as he dances down the asile, the crowd dancing with him. Shuffle takes some time to shake some hands and flirt with some girls. RING ANNOUNCER From Lynnwood Washington, weighing in a 255 pounds - THE SHUFFLE! As Shuffle dances in the ring "Chop Suey" hits as Naz Mistry explodes out of the entranceway. JR Here's the Shuffle, the only question about this man is if he's a better dancer than he is a wrestler. Going up against a skilled opponent like Naz Mistry tonight will be a great test for this young man. RING ANNOUNCER At 210 pounds, from Mexico City, Mexico- NAZ MISTRY!! Mistry makes his way down the rap and slides into the ring. Both men pace the ring. They charge and Shuffle arm drags Naz down, both are up- and an arm drag from Naz- another series of arm drags. They pause for the indie applause stance, but as Shuffle poses- Naz runs in and hits a drop kick. Shuffle's down and Naz goes for the quick pin, but is kicked off before the Ref can get a count down. JR Cheap shot from Naz, Shuffle thought they were taking a break!! Shuffle fights off the pin. They're both back up and they lock. Shuffle goes for a jaw breaker on the taller man, but Naz flips over and hits a neck breaker. They're both up and Shuffle nails Naz with a hard chop- knocking him into the ropes. Shuffle steps back to recover as Naz stalks him. They lock again, Shuffle with the Irish whip, but Naz drops down and slides between his legs on the bounce. Naz skips up and nails a kick of the back of Shuffle's head. Shuffle stumbles down and rolls out of the ring to recover. As Shuffle stands up- Naz flies over the top with a plancha- nailing Shuffle and sending them both crashing to the ground. JR Naz goes upstairs! He may have taken himself out of the match as well as Shuffle!! As the Ref makes starts the 10 count, both men are up. Shuffle charges at Naz, who jumps and goes to 'rana him down- but Shuffle catches Naz. He's got him held in a power-bomb position- but before he can deliver- Naz sticks a thumb into Shuffle's eye. Shuffle drops Naz, and Naz rolls into the ring to break the 10 count. He waits for Shuffle to get up and runs forward- attempting a baseball slide into Shuffle. Shuffle's ready and grabs Naz by the legs- swinging him onto the floor. Shuffle's back into the ring- recovering and waiting for Naz. Naz is up on the apron, and waits as Shuffle charges. Naz flips over and nails a sunset flip. 1.... KICKOUT~!. JR Naz almost had the match won there, but Shuffle is just too strong for him! Shuffle's back up and has Naz from behind- he hits a big back drop suplex. Both men are slow to rise, Naz whips Shuffle into the rope- but on the rebound Shuffle hits a big jumping closeline. He drops on Naz and applies a sleeper hold. Naz's legs are free and he fights out with a kick to Shuffle's head. While Shuffle's down, Naz runs to the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault on Shuffle... The cover 1... 2... KICKOUT~!. Naz complains to the ref about the count as Shuffle rises. He charges and drives Naz into the ring post. Shuffle's up and going for the 10 count punch. The crowd chants... 1... 2... 3... 4... and Naz hits a dragon screw sending Shuffle crashing to the ground. Naz pops up to the top of the turnbuckle, waiting for Shuffle to rise. As he does Naz goes for the SUPER MYSTRYCANRANA~!, but Shuffle catches him and spikes him with his SPINEBUSTER~!. JR BAH GAWD, Shuffle just broke his back!! Shuffle goes for the pin 1... 2... KICKOUT~! They're both back up, and Naz hits a drop toe-hold. Shuffle's down and Naz applies a choke hold. Shuffle fights but can't get out. The ref comes in and lifts Shuffle's arm... it falls once.... twice.... and almost... almost... NO!!! Shuffle is able to hold his arm up JUST before it fell for a 3rd time. He's able to stand- but Naz still has the hold on, clinging to Shuffle's back- he wraps his legs around Shuffle to try and hold on.. Shuffle jumps and falls on his back- crushing Naz underneath him. JR Just look at the strength and will of this young man. The Shuffle will win this match on determination alone! Shuffle rolls away and goes to catch his breath and Naz recovers. Slowly they both rise, as Naz moves forward- Shuffle is able to find the strength to jump up and hit a drop kick. Both me are down- and the referee starts the 10 count... 1... 2... 3... 4... JR Shuffle may have just used the last drop of gas in his tank to take Naz down... 5... 6... Naz starts to rise 7.... Naz is up and recovering in the corner... 8... 9.... 9.25... 9.50... Shuffle is able to pull himself up using the ropes at the last minute. Irish whip by Naz, reversed by Shuffle, as Naz comes off the ropes Shuffle catches him and hits a big belly-to-belly suplex. Shuffle with the cover 1.. 2... NO!!!. Naz is able to kick out. Naz stands and Shuffle goes for the KICK ASS BLASTA~! but Naz catches his leg and goes for an kick of his own- knocking Shuffle to his knees. Naz nails a drop kick to Shuffle's head, and covers... 1... 2... 2.5 ... 2.7.... NO!!!!. Shuffle kicks out. JR OH!!! Business is picking up. They're going fast and furious now!! Naz is frustrated- yelling at the ref. Shuffle is slowly up- they lock again and Shuffle whips Naz into the turnbuckle. Naz hits hard and comes off into Shuffle's arms. Shuffle has Naz in position for the SHUFFLE BOMB~! he lifts him onto his shoulders and as he starts his spin Naz reverses into a leg scissors. He brings Shuffle down and hooks the legs for a pin... 1... 2... 3 - NO!!!!!!!!!! Shuffle JUST powers out. JR Naz just reversed out of the Shuffle Bomb. AMAZING!! They're back up and Naz charges and Shuffle ducks and back body drops Naz out of the ring!. Shuffle lacks the energy to keep himself upright. As Naz recovers on the outside, Shuffle finally is able to right himself- he looks to the crowd and asks for some love . The crowd picks up and Shuffle starts to feel it... he's up now- and about to start the B. DIDDY SHUFFLE~! when Naz sneaks onto the apron and NAILS a springboard drop kick!! JR Shuffle's out of it. Naz may have this match won!! Shuffle is down and out and Naz takes a minute to profile, pose and draw his question mark as he makes his way to the top of the turnbuckle to attempt his 720 splash. He poses again at the top- and that stall gives Shuffle enough time to get up and use his very, very, very, last bit of energy to throw his body into the ropes, the tremors move through the ropes knocking Naz down and crotching him on the turnbuckle. JR Shuffle was DEAD, Shuffle was DEAD and he was able to find the will to take advantage of Naz's mistakes. Naz is in a bad spot now and the tide has turned on this match!! Shuffle recovers and makes his way up the turnbuckle to meet Naz. Naz tries to throw a punch, but it's blocked and Shuffle nails Naz with a huge chop. Naz is dazed on top of the turnbuckle, Shuffle locks him in and hits THE BIG THROW DOWN~!!!! JR BIG THROW DOWN!!! BIG THROW DOWN!! Naz is out and Shuffle makes the cover... !... 2.... 3!!!!!!!! JR Shuffle wins!! What a victory for this young man. He's still undefeated and he's treating us all to a VICTORY, B. Diddy Shuffle in the ring. We'll be right back after this quick timeout. COMING IN JANUARY ANGLEPALOOZA 2004

We quickly cut away from the ad to the backstage parking lot. JR W-What's going on here? Jingus, the big man himself, is standing outside the entrance to OAOAST arena, arms crossed sullenly as a motorcycle races in, tires squealing, and turning into the parking space in front of the devilmod. The driver lifts his helmet to the pop of the crowd, and its Stephen Joseph! Stephen nods at Jingus while unsaddling from the bike. He pulls his briefcase from the mesh case on the bike's side, then satisfied, turns to the big fella. STEHEN JOSEPH I told you to wait in the office. What's wrong? JINGUS Dan has a new acquisition, one we didn't know about. Dangerous A came back earlier tonight, and wiped out Mad Cappa. Thought you might want to know, given what you did for him. STEPHEN Ingrate. I can't believe you bail someone out of trouble, and trouble with a Hollywood star at that, and well, the thank you by going against you? How's Cappa, he okay? JINGUS Beat up, a little bruised. Majorly pissed off. STEPHEN And the show? JINGUS Empty without Jesse. JR's doing his best, but he's going to get it now that he's by himself. The Intense 5 is probably being rigged and set. I advanced, but that just means Black's coming out against me next week STEPHEN We got a long night then. But here, look at this (pulls a file from the briefcase) There's two things on that memo from corporate. It's from Tony. Pretty interesting. But flip it over. JINGUS (flips the page over) Holy. Wow. I didn't know there was another one. STEPHEN Let's go visit Cappa. Dan Black's got alot to learn about running a tight ship. He can keep adding new boards and nuts and bolts, but... in the end, you really have to plug the leaks. So, Dangerous A coming back? Bah, I think we evened the score with our latest defection. After Cappa, let's meet our new singer. JINGUS We going public with this one? STEPHEN Not yet. Not until its time. Stephen Joseph and Jingus then walk into the building, with a shocked look on JINGUS' face. JR Who's the next leak in Dan's office? By Gawd, what a shocker!

(*We cut back from commercial to see "Shooter" Jay Darring, looking haggard, clad in his workout pants and new "Harsh Reality" t-shirt, standing in the middle of the ring, a disturbing look on his face, heavy bags over his eyes, microphone in hand.*) JR: This is highly unusual...Jay Darring not scheduled to be out here right now. And quite frankly fans, he looks like crap. He doesn't look too prepared for the daunting challenge of Puerto Rican Lightning in the main event tonight. JAY: Mike, I'm going to keep this simple, I know you're in the arena somewhere, come out and explain why you're screwing around with my career, why you've cost me the one thing I've worked my entire life to achieve! NOW! (*Suddenly, the arena lights darken, and everything is pitch black. A single green strobe light focuses on the entranceway, and the haunting tunes of "Lies" by Evanescence float over the PA.*) You will never be strong enough You will never be good enough You were never conceived in love You will not rise above Mike Darring, in stark contrast to his younger brother, is dressed in resplendent attire. Neatly pressed khaki pants, a monogrammed golf shirt, and wing-tipped shoes, the elder Darring strides to the ring with a purpose to his step, his posture presenting an air of obvious arrogance. Rest in me and I'll comfort you I have lived and I died for you Abide in me and I vow to you I will never forsake you Mike Darring slowly enters the ring, coldly assessing his brother through his Oakley sunglasses. Jay, stone-faced, slowly hands the microphone older to his brother. MIKE: Why am I here Jay? I'll tell you why I'm here. I'm here to save the OAOAST from you, and I'm here to save you from yourself. You see people, there's a lot about your hero that you don't know. Despite what you have seen through my recent actions, I truly love my brother. Deep down, beneath that hardened exterior, is a wonderful human being. At least that's what I'm told-to me, he's nothing but wasted potential, and an embarassment to the Doring name! (Jay stares blankly at Mike as he continues talking. The crowd is sitting in hushed silence, unsure what to think.) MIKE cont: Remember what Mom and Dad used to say about you Jay? That you had all of the tools to make a huge difference in this world? Perfect 1600 on your SATs, straight A student, valedictorian of your high school class. But you just couldn't resist, could you bro? In your sick little head, you had to exact vengeance for all those kids who picked on you for being scrawny and weak when you were younger. You wanted "respect." That's empty, meaningless respect Jay, those people who made fun of you, they moved on with their lives- bravo, you proved them wrong, they don't give a shit- just like in the end, these people don't give a shit about you. You could have been a doctor, a lawyer, a research scientist, but no, you wanted to be a "man," you wanted to "pursue your true passion." That "passion" cost Mom and Dad FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS, YOU SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! They look at you now, on television, scarred and broken before your 21st birthday, and they cry alligator tears, not tears of sadness Jay, tears of shame. They've disowned you, they tell their friends you're dead. In a way, it's ironic, that the Doring brother- oh I'm sorry, "Darring," what Jay, ashamed of your last name too?- The brother who was written off as a lost cause, the one who was "better off at a trade school" is the one who's made good. I graduated college. I have an MBA. I make seven figures in the Financial District, I have a supermodel wife, I have children- you're likely sterile from the crotch shots, I bet. I made my way to the top through hard work and sleepless nights, nothing was handed to me. EVERYTHING was handed to you Jay, and you blew it! Scraping out an existence on a shitty salary,-oh, I've read your contract, 711 employees make more per week- to perform in front of a bunch of slack-jawed idiots with 1/1000th of your brains, how do you sleep at night knowing you've squandered your G-d given gifts, your one and only life on this Earth, Jay? And I turn on the TV, and you're not just confining the pain to your family, you're hurting innocent people through this so-called "career." Your first tag team partner is comatose in a Carribbean hospital bed, because of you. Your second tag team partner has a career-ending head injury, I checked my sources, he's going blind, because of you. And I bet that "girlfriend" of yours cries on the inside when you make love to her, because of you. I can't take it anymore Jay. I can't stand the haunted look on our parents' faces because of you. I can't let your selfish mental imbalances ruin any more lives. I'm here to show you the light Jay, if it kills me. I explained the situation to your General Manager, Dan Black, an old friend of mine, and he agrees that you're a threat to yourself and to the OAOAST, that you're going to eventually do something that will be such a public relations nightmare it'll kill this company. I'm going to take you away from here, salvage what's left of that shattered body, that broken mind, make you a professional man, just like me, just like you were meant to be. It's for your own good Jay, come on, what do you say? Please. "The Professional" hands the microphone back to Jay. Jay, still blank-faced, just sort of stares at the microphone, then at his brother, then turns his head slowly to the crowd. ....Agonizingly long seconds pass. MIKE: ANSWER ME! Jay opens his mouth to speak into the microphone... AND SLAMS HIS BROTHER IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM! The shocked Mike Darring drops to the ground with a hard thud, clutching his jaw. Jay looks down at his brother, whose mouth he has busted open, and silently leaves the ring. Jay walks back to the entranceway. Mike has staggered back to his feet, wipes the blood from his chin and grabs the microphone, as his younger brother disappears behind the curtain. MIKE: YOU WANT TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY JAY! FINE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, IT'LL BE THE HARD WAY! IF IT FUCKING KILLS ME, I'LL TAKE YOU OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE, YOUR LIFE WILL BE MORE MISERABLE THAN EVER UNTIL YOU DO WHAT I SAY! IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD JAY, YOU'LL FUCKING THANK ME LATER! Mike slams the microphone to the canvas, and leaves through the crowd... JR: Fan, I'm speechless I really don't know what to make of this, an emotional bombshell has been dropped on "Shooter" Jay Darring, by his own older brother, a brother until Dirty Deeds we didn't even know he HAD. Not to be callous, but this definitely gives the advantage to Puerto Rican Lightning in the North American title match, I'm sure that match is the farthest thing from Jay's mind right now. I understand our cameras have caught up with our "beloved" GM, Dan Black, in the back. Let's see what's going on. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Backstage once more, Dan Black walks the corridor, talking on his cellphone. BLACK Yeah....yeah...ok....so you get here....and...yeah....great...we'll do business....ok...no, YOU the man! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Y- Dan is cut off as he bumps into someone standing in his path. The watching crowd POPS as they see THE MAD CAPPA facing down Dan Black! BLACK I'll call you back. Dan snaps off the phone and looks Cappa up and down. BLACK Oh...I remember you from somewhere....the Mad something or other, isn't it? CAPPA Dan. Danny. Daniel. Don't pretend you don't KNOW, who I am. Why else would you be afraid of me? BLACK Afraid? (chuckling) Yeah, that seems about as likely as me...well, anyone giving a crap about you. Didn't PRL give you enough of a beating? CAPPA Well, Dan, you left me out of the Intense 5 tournament. I don't think that's right. I want in. Tonight. BLACK Well....you know what? Cappa waits for a second as Dan stares at him, before Black turns on his heel and walks away. Cappa watches Dan go, a glint in his eye... JR Well fans, its been a frantic season premiere of IntenseZone so far, and there's still more to come. Up next- Jim is cut off, as "Let Me Clear My Throat" hits out, and the fans rise to welcome Mad Cappa back to an OAOAST ring! Cappa walks down the aisle, slapping hands and grinning. He slides into the ring and grabs a mic. The fans instantly respond: "CAPPA! CAPPA! CAPPA! CAPPA!" CAPPA Thanks, its great to be back! I'm sorry to come out here, and interupt the night, but Dan Black... The crowd fills the arena with BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs! CAPPA Dan Black, you walked away from me, and I don't let any man do that. So I'm out here to get some attention from you, and to get a spot in the Intense 5 Tournament. This is too big a chance for you to deny me, Black, and- ARGGGHH! Cappa is FLATTENED to the mat by a large figure attacking from behind. The camera doesn't pick up the attackers face as he nails Cappa with STIFF forearm shots to the back and head. The man whips Cappa to the ropes and... YAKUZA KICK! JR BAH GAWD! IT CAN'T BE! The camera picks up the man's face at last. JR IT IS! ITS DANGEROUS A! BUT-BUT- MAH GAWD! Dangerous A grabs Cappa up and into a gutwrench, twisting Cappa up and dropping to his knees, CRACKING Cappa's head onto the mat! JR GUTWRENCH DRIVER! BAH GAWD! Dangerous A just DESTROYED Mad Cappa! But what the hell is he doing? This man fought the madman Banky on his last appearance in the OAOAST- why is he doing this? DA kicks at the prone body of Cappa before sliding out of the ring, a sick grin on his face. The AngleTron flickers into life, revealing the face of Dan Black. The crowd, already tired of seeing Dan's face tonight, BOOOOOOOOS accordingly. BLACK Allow me to present the latest member of my team....DANGEROUS A! Cappa- let this be a lesson to you, and a warning to everyone else in the OAOAST. I hold all the cards, all the power. Remember that. Remember it well. DA- let's talk business. Dangerous A, now getting booed heavily himself, shrugs and flips off the crowd. The former fan favourite stalks backstage as Cappa starts to stir. JR BAH GAWD! I thought Dangerous A was a decent man, but he's sold out to Dan Black! Black has ANOTHER deadly ally! What does this mean for IntenseZone, and will the Mad Cappa stand for it? Fade to graphics. WORLD WITHOUT END Sunday, October 26th

HeldDown is produced by corrupt businessmen. HeldDown is nothing more than sports entertainment, not the hard-hittin action of IZ. In a business ran by greed, only IZ provides the fans with the kind of product they want...not what they're forced to want. FACT: In April 2003, HeldDown went on a massive negative campaign on IZ, even going as far as raiding talent IZ had been in negotiations with for months, causing not only financial damage, but mental damage as well. FACT: HeldDown received millions from a rival promotion in an attempt to rid the e-fed world of IZ. Voting for HeldDown is a vote for ego-manics who wish nothing but harm to IZ. Do you really want to support HeldDown? IZ -- Innovative. Less yackin', more whackin'. Vote yes to IZ, no to HeldDown. The innovation has arrived!

JR Here we go with the first match in the INTENSE FIVE TOURNAMENT! A rankings system never before seen in the OAOAST, and Dan Black is hoping it will add steel and an edge to IntenseZone matches. INTENSE 5 QUALIFING MATCH JINGUS vs Vitamin X Verdi's "Reqium" plays throughout the arena, bringing the fans to their feet for the increasingly popular Devilman. RING ANNOUNCER Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest of the season premiere of IZ, is the first of a series' of matches to determine the first OAOAST INTENSE FIVE! The following contest is set for one fall, with a 15 minute time limit. Introducing first, from HELL, weighing 350lbs...JIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUS! The Devilman walks down to the ring, nodding and looking confident. RING ANNOUNCER His opponent, already in the ring, VITAMIN X! JR We've not seen much from Vitamin X of late - but if he can pull of a victory here he'll shoot right to the top of IntenseZone contenders. * DING DING DING * JINGUS and VitX circle, before X unwisely lunges at JINGUS, attempting to grapple him into the corner. J stands his ground for a few seconds, before just shoving VitX down to the mat to a POP! X KIPS UP, drawing boos from the fans, and charges JINGUS! The Devilman swings a huge lariat, but X ducks and bounces off the ropes behind the monster. JINGUS turns, and eats a flying dropkick from X to the face! JINGUS briefly holds his jaw, but isn't moved. X picks himself up and glares at the Devilman. JR JINGUS IS A HOSS! BAH GAWD! HE'S THE MOST EXCITING PHYSICAL SPECIMAN I'VE EVER SEEN! APART FROM ALBERT! X and J circle again, before X runs in and aims a low kick at the right leg of JINGUS. Once, twice, three times X kicks, and JINGUS seems to feel the pain. JR At Dirty Deeds, Y2Jailbait inflicted a hell of a lot of damage on that leg- Vitamin X is wise to go after it immediately! Vitamin X rocks back for another kick, but JINGUS EXPLODES, swinging his huge arm around and nearly decapitating X with a lariat! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! from the crowd. Big J scrapes VitX off the mat and whips him to the ropes. As X returns, J draws him in, swings him up high and DETONATES him around and to the mat with a huge SPINEBUSTAH! J considers a cover, but instead pulls X up once more. The Devilman whips X to the corner, and charges in, CRUSHING his opponent with an avalanche. JINGUS takes a step back, allowing X to stumble out. JINGUS pauses for a moment... KICK! WHAM! DEVILBOMB ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! One side of the crowd OOOOOOOOO's! while the other side chants "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" JR BAH GAWD! VITAMIN X HAS GOT TO BE BROKEN IN HALF! JINGUS drags the twitching body of VitX out of the corner and makes a casual cover. ONE! TWO! THREE! * DING DING DING * RING ANNOUNCER Here is your winner, advancing onto the Intense 5 finals...JINGUS! JR BAH GAWD, a demolition job from JINGUS! Can ANYONE stop him winning the Intense 5? JINGUS slides out of the ring as EMT's scurry to attend to VitX. As J leaves, he jaws to camera: JINGUS Dan Black...you set up your Intense 5, you know what you've done? You just gave me a straight path to the OAOAST World Title. JR JINGUS in confident mood, and why not! We'll see in just a little while who will be joining JINGUS in the 5-way elimination match next week! We'll be right back. LATER TONIGHT... NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH "SHOOTER" JAY vs. PUERTO RICO LIGHTLING The Lightning Crew make their way to the ring, where VX is at. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Mr. Boricua, and Vitamin X are in the ring as "No Chance In Hell" plays over the P.A. system. They are all smiling as the crowd is booing. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez grabs the microphone. JR Foret those commerical plans, the Lightning Crew, minus Puerto Rican Lightning, are in the ring. What exactly they are planning to do, I am not so sure. Regardless, it will be interesting to watch. MS. LINDSAY GONZALEZ Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce to you. VITAMIN X The NEW OaOasT North American and Puerto Rican Champion! (The crowd starts booing) From San Juan, Puerto Rico. Weighing in at 223lbs. The one. The only. The best damn wrestler in history! JR I assume Vitamin X is over his I-5 loss. Then again, hanging around Lindsay might be making that pain easier. MR. BORICUA PUERTO.....RICAN.......LIGHTNING!!!!!!! The crowd begins booing as the AngleTron lights up with a video of San Juan, Puerto Rico. The crowd pops as they are suprised. As the video shows footage of different places of San Juan, an organ is heard playing a sweet, gentle song. The video shows the beautfiul beaches of San Juan. Follow by looks at Olde' San Juan. The organ music continues to play as the crowd becomes hyper waiting for PRL's appearance. The video shifts from San Juan to New York City. The video shows footage of Times Square. Follow by Madison Square Garden and the Statue of Liberty at night. The video then shows a helicopter circling NYC at night follow by a look at the Manhattan skyline. Then Yankee Stadium and the Brooklyn Bridge. The organ music changes by going a high note as an angelic choir joins in. The video shows the Empire State Building and a NYC nightclub before shifting to Miami, Florida. The organ music continues playing as the video shows Miami at night. It shows footage of Miami Beach follow by a birds eye view of Pro Player Stadium. Miami's many night clubs are shown as the organ music nears it's end with the crowd getting more and more excited to see PRL. The video then shows Orlando, Florida, more specifically, Universal Studios: Islands of Adventure. As the organ music ends, the lighthouse at Islands of Adventure is shown with the light from the lighthouse shinning in front of the camera as the word "LIGHTNING" is said in a whisper. A lightning bolt hits the entrance and the crowd pops big time. Smoke and pyro fills the entrance as the AngleTron shows a blue screen with the words "PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING" in big blue blocky letters. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" starts up as the AngleTron shows PRL sneering at the camera in a broken down warehouse. The lights go down, as the fans see a silhoutte of someone near the entrance. The crowd pops then boo as they know it is the silhoutte of Puerto Rican Lightning. Puerto Rican Lightning raises his right arm which has the OaOasT North American Title. He then raises his left arm which has the Puerto Rican Championship. He turns around as the lights go back on and the crowd begins booing big time. They begin throwing garbage and chanting "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" as PRL walks to the ring, cocky, and confident as usual. He is holding both his belts on his shoulders and dares the fans to touch his belts. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" continues to play as PRL walks to the ring with The Lightning Crew appaulding their leader. JR Well, that was certainly an elaborate entrance for Puerto Rican Lightning. I get the feeling that if Jesse Ventura was with me broadcasting, he would say something like "That was the greatest entrance in the history of professional wrestling! PRL is the greatest wrestler of all time!" PRL continues walking to the ring as "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" continues playing. PRL finally makes it to the ring, sneering at the crowd then heads into the ring. He spins around showing his belts to the fans then gives Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez a kiss and the Puerto Rican Championship belt. He gives Mr. Boricua the North American Championship belt then does the HBK-pose while pyro goes off behind him with Mr. Boricua and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez holding the belts behind PRL. The crowd boos as PRL takes his belts back and heads to the turnbuckle posing with them to loud boos. He then poses on another turnbuckle a'la The Rock to more boos. JR There is his. The ARROGRANT OaOasT North American and Puerto Rican Champion. For 6 months, PRL fought tooth and nail to win, and last Sunday at Dirty Deeds, he took K-NESS to the limit in the Last Man Standing Match to win that title. That man right there would be defending the NA Title every week on IZ, had it not been for IZ General Manager Dan Black obsolving the mandatory NA Title defense rule. PRL demands for a microphone as "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" dies down. He has the OaOasT North American Title over his right shoulder and the Puerto Rican Championship over his left shoulder. The Lightning Crew are cheering for their leader while the fans chant "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL ignores the chants and just smiles as he walks around the ring merrily. The fans continue booing as PRL begins to speak. PRL Like my new entrance? The crowd boos and starts up the "P.R. Sucks!" chants as PRL just smiles evily. PRL Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you all secretly like it. And you all SHOULD like it because I will be on this show week in and week out doing what I do best, and that is beat the living hell out of all the IntenseZone superstars! The crowd boos at this statement. JR This man is just oozing with arrogrance. PRL (CONT'D) Now, I would have loved to have debuted my new entrance last week, but due to the effect the Last Man Standing match had on my body, I thought it would be best if I took a break and saved it for this week. And what better time to debut my new entrance then the Season Premiere of IntenseZone! We got a brand new set. A brand new introduction. A brand new logo. A brand new chyron. A brand new theme song. And we got a brand new North American Champion in me, PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! More booing. PRL Now onto my victory speech: I would like to say a couple of thank yous. First off, I would like to thank my God, my personal saviour, and the person I credit with getting me where I am today: MYSELF! If it weren't for the hard work I put in night after night after night, I would not be the NA Champion. No gods. No drugs. No help from the Lightning Crew. Just pure 110% Puerto Rican Lightning! The crowd boos PRL's obvious lies. JR Talk about an inflated ego. Thinking of himself as a god when he is nothing but a coward! And when did the Lightning Crew NOT help him win a match?! PRL Next, I would like to thank my soul-mate. My one true love. My better half. The person who kept me motivated these past 6 months. My girlfriend, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. If it weren't for your presence at ringside. Your beauty and elegance. And your GREAT B.J.s, I would not have liked to get out of bed every morning and prepare to kick ass! The crowd boos PRL's obvious lies. PRL kisses Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. The crowd chants "Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut! Slut!" JR Can PRL say B.J. on this show? This is a family show! PRL (Continuing): Next, I would like to thank my good friend. My right hand man. My loyal servant...I mean....friend. Vitamin X. Thanks for getting rid of The Mad CRAPPA all those months ago and thanks for being at ringside for all my matches to make sure no jabrony interfered. Thanks alot man. More booing. PRL high fives Vitamin X then gives him a manly hug. PRL Mr. Boricua. You are one of the people I would like to thank also. Watching my back every match. Putting your body on the line for me. Attacking those who tried to attack me. That brings a tear to my eye. You are the best bodyguard in the world and for that, I'm thankful. Come here you big lug! More booing. More hugging. PRL I also like to say a special (British Accent): "Cheerio!" (Back to regular voice): to IntenseZone General Manager Dan Black. Finally, IZ has a General Manager we can count on. Unlike Damian Gonzalez who was more focus on getting some ass then running the show; And Banky, who was just damn insane; Dan Black is a compotent, intelligent, and charming fellow who makes George W. Bush look like an idiot by comparison. He always tries his damn hardest to make IntenseZone the best damn wrestling show on T.V. and it has shown. I also like to say Thanks to MR. Black for removing the mandatory NA Title defense rule and allowing me, PRL, to get some relaxation from the grueling scheldue of being the NA Champion. Congrats, Mr. Black. I salute you! The crowd boos PRL's obvious BUTT-kissing of Dan Black. JR Dan Black is none of what PRL claims he is. He is a cold, heartless, evil son-of-a-bitch. Just like PRL. PRL And last, but not least, I would like to thank someone you may not expect. Sure, me and this person have had our share of ups and downs, but if it weren't for him, I wouldn't have evolved into what I am today. I would like to thank The Mad Cappa. Cappa, if it weren't for me kicking your ass and putting you on the shelf, I wouldn't have been focused on winning the NA title. So, thanks to you, CRAPPA. I look forward to kicking your ass once again! The crowds loudly. They chant "Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!" as PRL just smiles evily. PRL Now, today is a brand new day. October 7, 2003 will go down as the start of the Puerto Rican Lightning era. There is a saying that "He who hath the gold; hath all the power." If that is the case, then I am a God because I am the first double champion in IZ history! I am the North American AND Puerto Rican Champion! Boos! JR That is the truth, folks. That cannot be denied. PRL Starting tonight, you will see the absolute best of me. You will see me give it my all to remain Champion. I have gone through hell and back to win these two belts, and it'll be a cold day in Hell before I lose them. I will plowed through all IZ has to offer. G-Money. Shuffle. Shocker. "Shooter" Jay Darring. K-NESS. Blurricane. THE MAD CAPPA! They are all on PRL's hitlist. They say that when you are on the top, there are always people who are trying to bring you down. To those people I say "BRING IT ON!" I will NOT, will NOT go down without a fight. I will NOT WILL NOT yell "I Quit!" I will NOT WILL NOT get pinned easily. I will DIE with these two belts buried with me. There is NO CHANCE IN HELL that anyone can beat me. So, you idiots, you pieces of trailer-park trash better get use to me carrying my belts every week on IZ, because there is not one man that who is better than me. NOT ONE! The crowd begins booing quite loudly and chant "P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks! P.R. Sucks!" PRL sneers. JR That is absolutely prepsotrous. There are many wrestlers that can beat PRL. Jay. Blurricane. K-NESS. The Mad Cappa. Anyone! PRL Like I previously mentioned, tonight is the beginning of the PRL era. For tonight's main event is a match for the North American Title. I, YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER, will take on "Shooter" Jay Darring (Crowd pops). To say, I haven't been looking forward to this match, is like saying the sky is purple. Or that the New York Knicks actually have a shot at winning the NBA Championship this year. Or that George W. Bush is a great president. I have been WAITING for a shot at Jay Darring. The fact is, as much as I hate to admit it, I do not have one pinfall victory over "SUCKY" Jay Darring. I am 0-3 against him. He took my Puerto Rican Championship. He disgraced it just because I disgraced his whore of a girlfriend. HE MADE THIS PERSONAL! And the fact that I haven't beaten him has been eating me alive. It keeps me up at night. It drives me to the point of insanity. But the fact that I haven't beaten him motivates me. It makes me want to beat the living hell out of him. It makes me want to beat him to a bloody pulp. Jay Darring, I don't give a damn about you. I don't give a damn what promblems you're having with your brother. I don't give a damn about your connection with these idiot fans. What I do give a damn about is the fact that I have not beaten you 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring. That will all change after tonight. I WILL be victorious. I wll give you 100%. You will be down on the mat unconscious by the end of this night because I wlll do whatever it takes to remain the North American Champion. You will NOT regain this belt. These FANS WILL NOT GO HOME HAPPY! THERE IS NO CHANCE OF HELL OF YOU WALKING AWAY NA CHAMPION TONIGHT! The crowd begins booing. Some fans begin chanting "Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay! Shooter Jay!" PRL calms down and looks directly into the camera. He coldly stares into the camera and brings the microphone to his lips.* PRL: Jay Darring. Watch out for the lightning strikes. For tonight, you will suffer your very first P.R. Nightmare! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" starts up again as PRL leaves the ring along with the Lightning Crew. The crowd boos him and throws some beer cups at him as he raises the Puerto Rican and North American Championships. JR Some harsh words from PRL directed at Jay Darring. Could this be the end of PRL's title reign in only one week? Can Jay make his record against PRL 4-0? Or can PRL do the impossible. Can PRL beat Jay Darring? It's coming up tonight, folks! Puerto Rican Lightning vs. "Shooter" Jay Darring for the North American Championship in the main event of the season premiere of IntenseZone!

I agree with what Corey said. IMO, Russo can still be very useful. He's not a bad writer (better than the current WWE writers), but for every good story he has, he'll lay an egg -- although a majority of the time those eggs have a so bad its good factor.

Yeah. I'm just helping out this week because I came up with the "season premiere" of IZ concept (Eskimo & BPP also helped). I plan on treating this show as a PPV. I came up with a new format but it appears we're going to get quality content this week. After this week the show will belong to you and Eskimo, and whoever else you'll like on your staff (to post the shows).

The NL games were great today. The ending of the Giants/Marlins was fantasic! It's amazing how the Giants nearly tied the game the way the Marlins took the lead -- running into the catcher. I'm especially excited that the 3 teams I'm rooting for, the Braves, Cubs (grew up watching the Braves & Cubs on TBS & WGN) & Marlins (underdog factor and Pudge is a former TX Ranger) are still in it. As the playoffs started I thought the Giants would beat the fish -- boy was I wrong. Smoltz being hurt would be a huge blow; I'm sure the bullpen could survive game 5 against the Cubs, but after that I'm not sure. Outside of the starters the Braves bullpen is shaky. If the Braves do advance -- or even tomorrow -- I could see a starter (Maddux or whoever is able to pitch) being used as the closer. Maddux could do it for game 5; it wouldn't be the first time he did that in the playoffs either. The NLCS should be interesting. If the Braves win, its 50/50. It seems like they have trouble with FL anytime they play. If the Cubs win, I also feel that's a toss-up.