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Oh hell, that's not bad. Of course she may just have them in in hopes of not having to give you blowjobs. Ditto. There's enough problems in a relationship -- it's best to iron out the "living together" situations that arise before two people get hitched, imo...

Deadline has come and gone...

How long is she going to be stuck with them?...

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> So her father is a drunk? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If that was my future son-in-law I'd be hitting the sauce. She has braces? The better half had a "permanent" retainer for about 9 months when I met her; guess it wasn't that permanent...

Go after a bear with a butterknife, then I'll be impressed...

Good. Fuck him. Wonder if they sued the owner of that parked car...

Poor squid was just looking for a snack and lost a testicle. Or was it tentacle?...

Winter's too cold. Summer's too hot. Fall isn't bad, but it leads to winter. Spring isn't bad, because that means winter won't be around for nine months. Hence spring is my favorite season, followed closely by fall...

When I was in high school, I did a research paper regarding the use of the salary cap in professional sports. Turned it in three different years and let my friend use it one year...

I'm playing the one which has the black guy who plays in Miami on the cover of its box...

Oops. Made the change to your record, but Bob's also 2-1 -- he won in weeks 1 and 2...

For those that are new, if your team has a bye this week you don't have to submit picks. Oops, since I forgot to give a deadline, let's make it midnight, Sunday, Sept. 25... Atlanta at Buffalo 2.5 3.5 Carolina at Miami 2.5 Cincinnati at Chicago Cleveland at Indianapolis 13.5 Jacksonville at N.Y. Jets 2.5 New Orleans at Minnesota 4.5 Oakland at Philadelphia 8.5 3.5 Tampa Bay at Green Bay Tennessee at St. Louis 6.5 Arizona at Seattle 6.5 6.5 Dallas at San Francisco New England at Pittsburgh 3.5 N.Y. Giants at San Diego 5.5 Kansas City at Denver 2.5 Open date: Baltimore, Detroit, Houston, Washington Atlanta (King Of The 909 2-1) d Buffalo (Bob Barron 2-1) 8-5 ATL: ATL/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/MIN/PHI/GB/STL/SEA/DAL/NE/SD/KC/17 BUF: ATL/CAR/CHI/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/GB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/NYG/DEN/14 DIFF: MIN/NO, NE/PIT, SD/NYG, KC/DEN, 17/14 Carolina (Fazzle 1-2) d by Miami (Spaceman Spiff 2-1) 3-6 CAR: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/NYJ/NO/PHI/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/NE/NYG/KC/26 MIA: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/MIN/PHI/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/SD/KC/16 DIFF: NYJ/JAX, NO/MIN, NE/PIT, NYG/SD, 26/16 Cincinnati (KNK 1-2) d by Chicago (Agent Of Oblivion 2-1) 4-5 CIN: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/GB/STL/AZ/DAL/PIT/SD/KC/17 CHI: ATL/CAR/CHI/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/TB/TEN/SEA/DAL/PIT/SD/KC/24 DIFF: BUF/ATL, CIN/CHI, GB/TB, STL/TEN, AZ/SEA Cleveland (SFA Jack 3-0) d Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 1-1) 5-5 + TB CLE: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/TB/TEN/SEA/DAL/NE/NYG/KC/10 IND: ATL/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/OAK/TB/TEN/AZ/DAL/PIT/NYG/KC/31 DIFF: BUF/ATL, PHI/OAK, SEA/AZ, NE/PIT, 10/31 Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-1) d by N.Y. Jets (Gert T 1-2) 5-7 JAX: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/MIN/PHI/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/SD/KC/17 NYJ: BUF/CAR/CIN/CLE/NYJ/MIN/OAK/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/SD/DEN/XX (EP) DIFF: IND/CLE, JAX/NYJ, PHI/OAK, KC/DEN, 17/XX New Orleans (Cuban Linx 1-2) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 0-3) 7-5 NO: ATL/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/MIN/OAK/TB/TEN/SEA/DAL/PIT/NYG/KC/20 MIN: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/OAK/TB/TEN/AZ/DAL/NE/NYG/KC/21 DIFF: ATL/BUF, MIN/NO, SEA/AZ, PIT/NE, 20/21 Oakland (Banky 2-1) d Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion 1-2) 6-4 OAK: BUF/CAR/CHI/CLE/JAX/MIN/OAK/TB/TEN/AZ/SF/PIT/NYG/KC/27 PHI: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/NYJ/NO/PHI/TB/STL/SEA/SF/PIT/SD/KC/34 DIFF: CHI/CIN, CLE/IND, JAX/NYJ, MIN/NO, OAK/PHI, TEN/STL, AZ/SEA, NYG/SD, 27/34 Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-2) d by Green Bay (Vitamin X 1-2) 5-9 TB: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/TB/TEN/SEA/DAL/NE/NYG/KC/20 GB: ATL/MIA/CIN/IND/JAX/MIN/OAK/GB/TEN/AZ/SF/PIT/SD/KC/17 DIFF: BUF/ATL, CAR/MIA, NO/MIN, PHI/OAK, TB/GB, SEA/AZ, DAL/SF, NE/PIT, NYG/SD Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 1-2) d St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 0-3) 7-6 TEN: BUF/CAR/CIN/CLE/NYJ/MIN/OAK/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/SD/DEN/(EP) STL: BUF/CAR/CHI/IND/NYJ/MIN/PHI/GB/STL/SEA/DAL/NE/SD/DEN/-6 DIFF: CIN/CHI, CLE/IND, OAK/PHI, TB/GB, PIT/NE Arizona (Cena’s Writer 3-0) d Seattle (Mr. Rant 1-2) 7-4 AZ: ATL/CAR/CIN/IND/NYJ/MIN/PHI/GB/STL/SEA/DAL/NE/SD/KC/14 SEA: ATL/CAR/CHI/IND/NYJ/MIN/PHI/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/NYG/DEN/24 DIFF: CIN/CHI, GB/TB, NE/PIT, SD/NYG, KC/DEN Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic 1-2) d San Francisco (Agent Bond34 1-2) 5-4 DAL: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/GB/STL/SEA/DAL/NE/NYG/KC/17 SF: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/NYJ/MIN/PHI/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/SD/KC/22 DIFF: JAX/NYJ, NO/MIN, GB/TB, NE/PIT, NYG/SD New England (Nl5 2-1) d Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 1-2) 8-5 NE: ATL/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/MIN/PHI/GB/STL/SEA/DAL/NE/SD/KC/28 PIT: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/GB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/SD/KC/27 DIFF: ATL/BUF, MIN/NO, NE/PIT N.Y. Giants (Cartman 1-2) at San Diego (Porter 3-0) 8-3 NYG: BUF/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/NYG/KC/30 SD: ATL/CAR/CHI/CLE/JAX/MIN/OAK/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/NE/SD/KC/28 DIFF: BUF/ATL, IND/CLE, NO/MIN, PHI/OAK, PIT/NE, NYG/SD, 30/28 Kansas City (No Good Nick 2-1) at Denver (Canadian Chris 1-2) 6-4 KC: ATL/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/TB/TEN/SEA/DAL/PIT/SD/KC/27 DEN: ATL/CAR/CIN/IND/JAX/NO/PHI/TB/STL/SEA/DAL/PIT/NYG/KC/20 DIFF: TEN/STL, SD/NYG, 27/20 Open Date: Baltimore (Sandman9000 1-1), Detroit (Bravesfan 2-0), Houston (Bored 1-1), Washington (Human Fly 1-1)

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 2-1 <PF: 22 PA: 23 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-1 DIV: > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 2-1 <PF: 20 PA: 21 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > New England Patriots (Nl5) 2-1 <PF: 19 PA: 16 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: > New York Jets (Gert T) 1-2 <PF: 19 PA: 19 AFC: 1-2 NFC: DIV: 0-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 3-0 <PF: 24 PA: 16 AFC: 2-0 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 1-1 <PF: 12 PA: 14 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 1-2 <PF: 22 PA: 25 AFC: 1-2 NFC: DIV: > Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) 1-2 <PF: 16 PA: 18 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-1 <PF: 22 PA: 18 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Houston Texans (Bored) 1-1 <PF: 19 PA: 18 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: > Indianapolis Colts (No Cal Mike) 1-2 <PF: 20 PA: 17 AFC: 1-2 NFC: DIV: 0-1 > Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 1-2 <PF: 20 PA: 22 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 1-0 DIV: > AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Porter) 3-0 <PF: 23 PA: 14 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 2-0 DIV: 1-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 3-0 <PF: 19 PA: 14 AFC: 3-0 NFC: DIV: 2-0 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 2-1 <PF: 17 PA: 16 AFC: 1-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 0-1 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 1-2 <PF: 18 PA: 21 AFC: 1-2 NFC: DIV: 0-2 > NFC EAST Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-1 <PF: 12 PA: 10 AFC: NFC: 1-1 DIV: 1-0 > Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 1-2 <PF: 18 PA: 20 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: > New York Giants (Cartman) 1-2 <PF: 15 PA: 22 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: > Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 1-2 <PF: 14 PA: 19 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 2-0 <PF: 16 PA: 9 AFC: NFC: 2-0 DIV: 2-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 2-1 <PF: 16 PA: 17 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 1-2 <PF: 18 PA: 23 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > Minnesota Vikings (La Parka Marka) 0-3 <PF: 13 PA: 17 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 0-2 DIV: > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 2-1 <PF: 19 PA: 20 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-1 DIV: > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 1-2 <PF: 16 PA: 19 AFC: 0-2 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 1-2 <PF: 16 PA: 20 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: > New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 1-2 <PF: 19 PA: 21 AFC: NFC: 1-2 DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 3-0 <PF: 23 PA: 14 AFC: NFC: 3-0 DIV: 2-0 > Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 1-2 <PF: 18 PA: 21 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 1-2 <PF: 17 PA: 19 AFC: NFC: 1-2 DIV: 1-0 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 0-3 <PF: 17 PA: 22 AFC: NFC: 0-3 DIV: 0-2 >

No, you won before the Sunday Night Game -- Don't forget there are point spreads, so you won the GB/TB matchup...

LOL -- WTF was I thinking? Deadline has come and gone...

Your b-days won't get much better from here on out...

I've defended that "nooo" in the past, but I've been laughing for several minutes now picturing Gilbert doing that line...

Brotha's gotta work...

Damn, that was going to be my answer...

Supplier of what? Viagra. Palmerio told us he didn't do roids...

Oakland could always score 0 and CG's opponent's TB score could be 7+ points off. And why would you care about his wacky TB score -- he's a division opponent of yours, hippie. You should tell him to pick a score of -50...

Don't forget to mention that if you're applying in Berkeley not to wear a Rush Limbaugh tie...

Here is the source for the odds, which were done at 11 a.m., Wednesday, Sept. 14. I tweaked the spreads that had a whole number by a half-point. The NYG/NO game had no spread, so I gave the Giants a half-point. Baltimore (4.5) at Tennessee Buffalo at Tampa Bay (2.5) Detroit (1.5) at Chicago Jacksonville at Indianapolis (9.5) Minnesota at Cincinnati (3.5) New England (3.5) at Carolina N.Y. Giants (.5) at New Orleans Pittsburgh (6.5) at Houston San Francisco at Philadelphia (13.5) Atlanta at Seattle (1.5) St. Louis at Arizona (1.5) Cleveland at Green Bay (6.5) Miami at N.Y. Jets (6.5) San Diego at Denver (2.5) Kansas City (1.5) at Oakland Washington at Dallas (5.5) Deadline is Saturday, Sept. 17 at 6 p.m. However, I will be attending a wedding so if you're going to be late, this is the week to do it. Note: If you have to use your Emergency Picks more than four times, you will lose your ability to re-claim your team first next season... Baltimore (Sandman9000 1-1) d Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 0-2) 7-5 BAL: BAL/TB/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NO/PIT/PHI/ATL/STL/CLE/NYJ/SD/OAK/DAL/21 TEN: BAL/BUF/DET/JAX/MIN/NE/NO/PIT/PHI/ATL/AZ/CLE/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/17 DIFF: TB/BUF, IND/JAX, CIN/MIN, STL/AZ, NYJ/MIA, OAK/KC, 21/17 Buffalo (Bob Barron 2-0) d Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-1) 7-5 BUF:BAL/TB/DET/IND/MIN/CAR/NO/PIT/PHI/ATL/STL/GB/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/14 TB: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/GB/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/14 DIFF: TB/BUF, MIN/CIN, CAR/NE, NO/NYG, PHI/SF, STL/AZ, 14/14 Detroit (Bravesfan 2-0) d Chicago (Agent Of Oblivion 1-1) 7-4 DET: TEN/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/NE/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/CLE/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/22 CHI: TEN/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/OAK/DAL/XX DIFF: TB/BUF, JAX/IND, NO/NYG, CLE/GB, KC/OAK Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 2-0) d Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 1-1) 7-6 JAX: BAL/BUF/DET/JAX/MIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/AZ/CLE/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/21 IND: BAL/BUF/DET/JAX/MIN/NE/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/STL/CLE/MIA/SD/KC/WAS/24 DIFF: NYG/NO, PHI/SF, AZ/STL, NYJ/MIA, DAL/WAS Minnesota (La Parka Marka 0-2) d by Cincinnati (KNK 1-1) 4-4 + TB MIN: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/CLE/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/24 CIN: BAL/TB/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/34 DIFF: BUF/TB, CLE/GB, 24/34 New England (Nl5 1-1) d Carolina (Fazzle 1-1) 7-4 NE: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/HOU/PHI/ATL/STL/CLE/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/43 CAR: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/GB/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/16 DIFF: NYG/NO, HOU/PIT, PHI/SF, STL/AZ, CLE/GB N.Y. Giants (Cartman 1-1) d New Orleans (Cuban Linx 0-2) 7-6 NYG: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/SEA/AZ/CLE/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/30 NO: TEN/TB/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/24 DIFF: BAL/TEN, BUF/TB, PHI/SF, SEA/ATL, CLE/GB Pittsburgh (Kahran Ramsus 1-1) d by Houston (Bored 1-1) 8-9 PIT: BAL/BUF/DET/JAX/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/SEA/AZ/GB/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/24 HOU: TEN/TB/DET/IND/MIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/STL/CLE/NYJ/DEN/OAK/DAL/13 DIFF: BAL/TEN, BUF/TB, JAX/IND, CIN/MIN, SEA/ATL, AZ/STL, GB/CLE, SD/DEN, KC/OAK San Francisco (Agent Bond34 1-1) d by Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion 1-1) 6-8 SF: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/AZ/GB/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/13 PHI: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/SEA/STL/GB/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/24 DIFF: ATL/SEA, AZ/STL, 13/24 Atlanta (King Of The 909 1-1) d by Seattle (Mr. Rant 1-1) 5-9 ATL: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/MIN/NE/NO/PIT/PHI/ATL/STL/GB/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/21 SEA: BAL/TB/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/SEA/STL/GB/NYJ/DEN/OAK/DAL/24 DIFF: BUF/TB, MIN/CIN, NO/NYG, ATL/SEA, SD/DEN, KC/OAK, 21/24 St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist 0-2) d by Arizona (Cena’s Writer 2-0) 5-8 STL: BAL/BUF/CHI/IND/CIN/CAR/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/GB/NYJ/SD/OAK/DAL/ AZ: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/CAR/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/STL/GB/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/21 DIFF: CHI/DET, NO/NYG, SF/PHI, AZ/STL, OAK/KC Cleveland (SFA Jack 2-0) d Green Bay (Vitamin X 0-2) 10-4 CLE: TEN/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/NE/NO/PIT/PHI/ATL/STL/CLE/NYJ/SD/KC/DAL/13 GB: BAL/TB/DET/JAX/MIN/CAR/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/OAK/WAS/31 DIFF: TEN/BAL, CIN/MIN, NE/CAR, PHI/SF, STL/AZ, CLE/GB, NYJ/MIA, KC/OAK, DAL/WAS Miami (Spaceman Spiff 1-1) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 0-2) 7-6 MIA: BAL/TB/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/SEA/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/27 NYJ: BAL/BUF/CHI/JAX/MIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/17 DIFF: TB/BUF, DET/CHI, IND/JAX, CIN/MIN, SEA/ATL San Diego (Porter 2-0) d Denver (Canadian Chris 1-1) 8-5 SD: BAL/TB/CHI/JAX/MIN/CAR/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/STL/CLE/NYJ/SD/OAK/DAL/24 DEN: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/20 DIFF: TB/BUF, CHI/DET, JAX/IND, MIN/CIN, CAR/NE, NO/NYG, SF/PHI, STL/AZ, CLE/GB, NYJ/MIA, OAK/KC Kansas City (No Good Nick 2-0) d Oakland (Banky 1-1) 7-4 KC: BAL/TB/DET/JAX/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/28 OAK: BAL/BUF/DET/JAX/MIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/OAK/DAL/24 DIFF: TB/BUF, CIN/MIN, KC/OAK Washington (Human Fly 1-1) d Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic 0-2) 6-3 WASH: BAL/TB/DET/IND/CIN/NE/NYG/PIT/PHI/ATL/AZ/GB/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/13 DAL: BAL/BUF/DET/IND/MIN/NE/NO/PIT/SF/ATL/STL/GB/MIA/SD/KC/DAL/27 DIFF: TB/BUF, CIN/MIN, NYG/NO, PHI/SF, AZ/STL

AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 2-0 <PF: 17 PA: 15 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-0 DIV: > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 1-1 <PF: 14 PA: 18 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: 1-0 > New England Patriots (Nl5) 1-1 <PF: 11 PA: 11 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: > New York Jets (Gert T) 0-2 <PF: 12 PA: 13 AFC: 0-2 NFC: DIV: 0-1 > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 2-0 <PF: 19 PA: 12 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 1-1 <PF: 17 PA: 17 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: > Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 1-1 <PF: 12 PA: 14 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: > Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) 1-1 <PF: 12 PA: 13 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 0-1 > AFC SOUTH Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 2-0 <PF: 16 PA: 11 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 1-0 > Houston Texans (Bored) 1-1 <PF: 19 PA: 18 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: > Indianapolis Colts (No Cal Mike) 1-1 <PF: 15 PA: 12 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: 0-1 > Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 0-2 <PF: 13 PA: 16 AFC: 0-2 NFC: DIV: > AFC WEST San Diego Chargers (Porter) 2-0 <PF: 15 PA: 11 AFC: 1-0 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 2-0 <PF: 13 PA: 10 AFC: 2-0 NFC: DIV: 1-0 > Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 1-1 <PF: 14 PA: 15 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: 0-1 > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 1-1 <PF: 11 PA: 12 AFC: 1-1 NFC: DIV: 0-1 > NFC EAST Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 1-1 <PF: 18 PA: 12 AFC: NFC: 1-1 DIV: > New York Giants (Cartman) 1-1 <PF: 12 PA: 14 AFC: NFC: 1-1 DIV: > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 1-1 <PF: 12 PA: 10 AFC: NFC: 1-1 DIV: 1-0 > Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 0-2 <PF: 9 PA: 15 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 0-1 > NFC NORTH Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 2-0 <PF: 16 PA: 9 AFC: NFC: 2-0 DIV: 2-0 > Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 1-1 <PF: 11 PA: 13 AFC: NFC: 1-1 DIV: 0-1 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 0-2 <PF: 9 PA: 19 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 0-1 DIV: 0-1 > Minnesota Vikings (La Parka Marka) 0-2 <PF: 8 PA: 10 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 0-1 DIV: > NFC SOUTH Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 1-1 <PF: 13 PA: 13 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 1-1 <PF: 11 PA: 15 AFC: NFC: 1-1 DIV: > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 1-1 <PF: 11 PA: 11 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: > New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 0-2 <PF: 12 PA: 16 AFC: NFC: 0-2 DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 2-0 <PF: 16 PA: 10 AFC: NFC: 2-0 DIV: 1-0 > Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 1-1 <PF: 14 PA: 14 AFC: 0-1 NFC: 1-0 DIV: > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 1-1 <PF: 13 PA: 14 AFC: NFC: 1-1 DIV: 1-0 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 0-2 <PF: 11 PA: 15 AFC: NFC: 0-2 DIV: 0-2 >

That was the reason I dipped into credit cards. Plus I figure with cash back I'll get money for purchases I was going to make anyway. Credit cards don't bankrupt people. People who misuse credit cards do...