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She doesn't believe in divorce. When I replied, "So that means I can cheat whenever I want," she said, "I'd just kill you..."

I can buy the reasoning of "EVERY week is a playoff game in D-I College Football" but the problem is many times the two teams playing for a "National Championship" have already lost once, which means they should have been "eliminated." And I agree with the theory of D-I College Football being bigger than the NFL if some sort of playoff was instituted...

I'm the opposite. I don't bother with college football because they're all a bunch of exhibition games, imo. And I can't stand fantasy football because you end up watching a game just for the player or two you may have on your team that's involved in the game. However, many people like this, so more power to them...

I have several: Citi Mastercard, Bank One Visa and Discover. I also have Sears and Kohls cards but I just use those when I get extra discounts by using them. My three "main" ones all have cashback offers, and I use the Citi one for everyday purchases. Discover to buy scoopable litter at Sam's Club (that's about all I use it for) and the Bank One is for emergencies. I don't know what the interest rates are because I pay everything off when it's due. The only exception to this is my Discover which has $900 of my !@#$ wedding bill because the better half couldn't pay her share of the expenses off...

Yeah, I was there 'til 'fn midnight because the better half said we had to stay for the entire !@#$ reception because this couple stayed for ours. Of course, ours ended at 11 p.m. Oh, yeah, deadline has come and gone...

I always had about 5k in the bank but this f'n wedding wiped me out, especially since the better half couldn't pay her half of the reception hall. But hey, she says she'll pay me back (in about 20 years...)

What? No cockshots?...

Sucks...

Never cared for GI Joe -- I always pulled for Cobra...

Maybe my next HP computer will be cheaper now. So it'll be business as normal for you? My old lady had the same thing happen to her in regards to severence. She had to train the person that was going to do her job for about 6-9 months. I guess the best thing to do would be to look for work and if you find another job before your severence is up to leave. It sucks, but it's life. Any idea when your last day will be? Look on the bright side, you'll get to post here more often...

And I mentioned this over at the other place. *Shrug...*

Just heard on the radio that Ron Francis retired. He was still around, too?...

Is this better than that North Korea commercial that was posted here a while back?...

No Shaq Fu?...

Here are Week 1's games and spreads. For those unfamiliar with point spreads, basically the team with the () next to it is the favored team, and if you pick them they must win by that amount of points. Here is the source for the odds, which were done at 1:30 p.m., Monday, Sept. 5. I tweaked the spreads that had a whole number by half a point. Oakland at New England (7.5) Chicago at Washington (6.5) Cincinnati (3.5) at Cleveland Denver (4.5) at Miami Houston at Buffalo (4.5) New Orleans at Carolina (6.5) N.Y. Jets at Kansas City (3.5) Seattle at Jacksonville (3.5) Tampa at Minnesota (6.5) Tennessee at Pittsburgh (6.5) Arizona at N.Y. Giants (1.5) Dallas at San Diego (4.5) Green Bay at Detroit (2.5) St. Louis (4.5) at San Francisco Indianapolis (3.5) at Baltimore Philadelphia (1.5) at Atlanta Here are the first week's matchups. Either post your pics in this thread or PM them to me. Don't forget to guess how many points your team will score for this week, too. If you're taking part in this league and the Pit league, just post/PM picks in one place and I'll use them for both of your teams. The deadline for submitting your pick for Thursday's game is Thursday (9/8) at 6 p.m. The deadline for submitting your picks for Sunday's games is Saturday (9/10) at 8 p.m.: There are several open teams -- Buffalo, Chicago, St. Louis -- PM me if you're interested in claiming one. If they don't get filled I'll submit picks for all three... Oakland (Banky) d New England (Nl5) 7-5 OAK: OAK/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/DAL/DET/STL/BAL/PHI/27 NE: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/24 DIFF: OAK/NE, MIA/DEN, BUF/HOU, SEA/JAX, PIT/TEN, DAL/SD, DET/GB, BAL/IND, 27/24 Chicago (Agent of Oblivion) d Washington (Human Fly) 7-6 CHI: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/20 WASH: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/18 DIFF: NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, DET/GB Cincinnati (KNK) d byCleveland (SFA Jack) 8-9 CIN: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/DAL/GB/STL/IND/ATL/27 CLE: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/TEN/NYG/DAL/GB/STL/IND/PHI/17 DIFF: DEN/MIA, NYJ/KC, PIT/TEN, AZ/NYG, 27/17 Denver (Canadian Chris) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff) 9-7 DEN: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/25 MIA: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17 DIFF: CHI/WAS, PIT/TEN, 25/17 Houston (Bored) d by Buffalo (Bob Barron) 10-10 + TB HOU: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/NO/NYJ/SEA/MIN/TEN/NYG/DAL/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17 BUF: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/NO/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/ATL/21 DIFF: TEN/PIT, DAL/SD, DET/GB, PHI/ATL, 17/21 New Orleans (Cuban Linx) d by Carolina (Fazzle) 9-6 NO: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/13 CAR: OAK/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/TEN/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/ATL/27 DIFF: NE/OAK, DEN/MIA, NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, AZ/NYG, GB/DET, PHI/ATL N.Y. Jets (Gert T) d by Kansas City (No Good Nick) 6-6 + TB NYJ: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/20 KC: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/28 DIFF: NE/OAK, DEN/MIA, BUF/HOU, NYJ/KC, PIT/TEN, GB/DET, 20/28 Seattle (Mr. Rant) d by Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off) 5-9 SEA: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/24 JAX: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/20 DIFF: WAS/CHI, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX Tampa Bay (Starvenger) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka) 6-4 TB: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/14 MIN: OAK/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/30 DIFF: WAS/CHI, JAX/SEA, PIT/TEN, NYG/AZ, GB/DET Tennessee (Chuck Woolery) d byPittsburgh (Kahran Rasus) 8-9 TEN: X/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/(EP) PIT: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/31 DIFF: X/NE, WAS/CHI, DEN/MIA, JAX/SEA, DET/GB, X/31 Arizona (Cena’s Writer) d N.Y. Giants (Cartman) 8-5 AZ: XXX/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/(EP) NYG: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/DET/STL/IND/PHI/17 DIFF: X/OAK, BUF/HOU, JAX/SEA, NYG/AZ, X/17 Dallas (Marvin Is A Lunatic) d by San Diego (Porter) 6-9 DAL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/ATL/17 SD: NE/CHI/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/KC/JAX/TB/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/ATL/28 DIFF: DEN/MIA, BUF/HOU, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX, MIN/TB Green Bay (Vitamin X) d by Detroit (Bravesfan) 5-9 GB: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/TEN/AZ/SD/DET/STL/BAL/ATL/13 DET: OAK/WAS/CIN/MIA/HOU/NO/NYJ/JAX/TB/PIT/AZ/DAL/DET/STL/IND/PHI/23 DIFF: CAR/NO, MIN/TB, TEN/PIT, SD/DAL, BAL/IND, ATL/PHI, 13/23 St. Louis (Canadian Guitarist) d by San Francisco (Agent Bond 34) 6-7 STL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/22 SF: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/17 DIFF: CHI/WAS, NYJ/KC, SEA/JAX, AZ/NYG, IND/BAL Indianapolis (No Cal Mike) d Baltimore (Sandman9000) 9-5 IND: OAK/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/DAL/GB/STL/IND/ATL/24 BAL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/HOU/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/TN/AZ/SD/GB/STL/IND/PHI/17 DIFF: OAK/NE, WAS/CHI, BUF/HOU, JAX/SEA, PIT/TN, NYG/AZ, DAL/SD, ATL/PHI, 24/17 Philadelphia (The Real World’s Champion) d by Atlanta (King of the 909) 6-6 + TB PHI: NE/WAS/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/NYJ/JAX/MIN/PIT/NYG/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/27 ATL: NE/CHI/CIN/DEN/BUF/CAR/KC/SEA/MIN/PIT/AZ/SD/GB/STL/BAL/PHI/17 DIFF: WAS/CHI, NYJ/KC, JAX/SEA, NYG/AZ, 27/17

I didn't even notice that. And I'm sure Banky got some sweet measure of revenge for getting bumped out of the playoffs last year by that unlikable poster who didn't even bother to make his postseason selections...

Scores are updated in the first post of this thread... AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (Bob Barron) 1-0 <PF: 10 PA: 10 AFC: 1-0 NFC: DIV: > Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 0-1 <PF: 7 PA: 9 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: > New York Jets (Gert T) 0-1 <PF: 6 PA: 6 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: > New England Patriots (Nl5) 0-1 <PF: 5 PA: 7 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: > AFC NORTH Cleveland Browns (SFA Jack) 1-0 <PF: 9 PA: 8 AFC: 1-0 NFC: DIV: 1-0 > Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Ramsus) 1-0 <PF: 9 PA: 8 AFC: 1-0 NFC: DIV: > Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) 0-1 <PF: 8 PA: 9 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: 0-1 > Baltimore Ravens (Sandman9000) 0-1 <PF: 5 PA: 9 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: > AFC SOUTH Indianapolis Colts (No Cal Mike) 1-0 <PF: 9 PA: 5 AFC: 1-0 NFC: DIV: > Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 1-0 <PF: 9 PA: 5 AFC: NFC: 0-1 DIV: > Houston Texans (Bored) 0-1 <PF: 10 PA: 10 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: > Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 0-1 <PF: 8 PA: 9 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: > AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 1-0 <PF: 9 PA: 7 AFC: 1-0 NFC: DIV: > San Diego Chargers (Porter) 1-0 <PF: 9 PA: 6 AFC: NFC: 1-0 DIV: > Oakland Raiders (Banky) 1-0 <PF: 7 PA: 5 AFC: 1-0 NFC: DIV: > Kansas City Chiefs (No Good Nick) 1-0 <PF: 6 PA: 6 AFC: 1-0 NFC: DIV: > NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Marvin Is A Lunatic) 0-1 <PF: 6 PA: 9 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: > Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 0-1 <PF: 6 PA: 7 AFC: NFC: DIV: > Philadelphia Eagles (The Real World’s Champion) 0-1 <PF: 6 PA: 6 AFC: NFC: 0-1 DIV: > New York Giants (Cartman) 0-1 <PF: 5 PA: 8 AFC: NFC: 0-1 DIV: > NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Agent Of Oblivion) 1-0 <PF: 7 PA: 6 AFC: NFC: DIV: > Detroit Lions (Bravesfan) 1-0 <PF: 9 PA: 5 AFC: NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 0-1 <PF: 5 PA: 9 AFC: NFC: 0-1 DIV: 0-1 > Minnesota Vikings (La Parka Marka) 0-1 <PF: 4 PA: 6 AFC: NFC: 0-1 DIV: > NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (King Of The 909) 1-0 <PF: 6 PA: 6 AFC: NFC: 1-0 DIV: > Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 1-0 <PF: 9 PA: 6 AFC: NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Starvenger) 1-0 <PF: 6 PA: 4 AFC: NFC: 1-0 DIV: > New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) 0-1 <PF: 6 PA: 9 AFC: NFC: 0-1 DIV: 0-1 > NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena’s Writer) 1-0 <PF: 8 PA: 5 AFC: NFC: 1-0 DIV: > San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 1-0 <PF: 7 PA: 6 AFC: NFC: 1-0 DIV: 1-0 > St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) 0-1 <PF: 6 PA: 7 AFC: NFC: 0-1 DIV: 0-1 > Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 0-1 <PF: 5 PA: 9 AFC: 0-1 NFC: DIV: >

Damn, I forgot he was still around...

Insta-results are up. Winners are in bold-face. If there isn't a poster in bold for a matchup, it's still up for grabs. Please double-check your picks -- you have to check one, maybe two lists of picks. I have to check 64... He sent it, but he had the same pick as you so I didn't bother putting it down. You lost via TB score...

I missed out on the PSX/N64 generation -- was too busy in college to have time for video games. I went from Atari to Sega to PS2...

I was a Genesis kid. And I heard '95 was more realistic and shit, but for me nothing provided more video game enjoyment than '94. Loved the one-timers and the manual goalie controls. In addition, the music was great for its time. It was the only game out there where we had realistic contests: Scores like 4-2 and 2-1 were commonplace for my friends and I, but the games were so fun to play, mostly because when you scored a goal, you had to work for it, not like the easy way to fake out the goalies in the first two NHL games; those contests ended up being 15-13 contests and took away the fun of the game for us. Because I was much better at Madden than anyone of my friends (they were much better at Mortal Kombat than I was, too) this was the only game we could play where anyone had a chance of winning...

Update Fucking assholes. I'd give them the finger, but they'd probably use it to sue another store...

Stand/sit around, do nothing. "Union" is a perfect name for this...

My n*gga. I read somewhere that NHL '06 will have NHL '94 in the game (or it will have this year's rosters look/sound/act like the '94 version). Anyone else hear this? Also, will these new games feature all the new labor agreements, most notably the salary cap?...

Deadline has come and gone. Anyone that didn't submit a pick for Thursday's game will take it as a loss; EP's are for Sunday/Monday games. EDIT: Deadline has come and gone for Sunday's games...