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He was also the guy who got drafted by the Colts and Mel Kiper Jr. threw a fit because he thought the Colts should have drafted someone else. Someone from the Colts punked him out and good times were had by all (Did Mel want Indy to draft Dilfer?...)

I was joking around, but if I were you I wouldn't expect an ignorant Yank to know. Oh, and ESPN recently did some hippie report on that dude from your country that tried walking across Canada to fund cancer research. How far did he get?...

Jew...

Eh, Ghetto-opoly was better, although Delta and McDonalds were better than the other two...

I would hope the Saints would get a cut of the revenue...

I normaly avoid threads like these, but I had to see Dama's reaction to the day's events. There's always next year, champ...

Well this will be on the RIGHT-WING RADIO circuit next week. Yay. And Bush better not like black people -- that's the reason I voted for him in the first place...

Thought Scarface would be higher...

It's tight. And then you see poo on your tip...

I thought Wal-Mart was going to take over the world...

Let 'em play somewhere in La. -- the state needs the cash...

But if they are idiots, they probably won't realize you're talking to them...

Milky? sniff sniff <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I consider myself more of a dumbfuck than idiot...

You're saying that like it's a bad thing...

A while back I sent a PM to everyone that participated in last year's nfl pick 'em league informing them that the contest was going to be moved to another forum. Well, after seeing that a new forum may not stay around for 17 weeks, plus the playoffs, I decided to bring the contest back to TSM. Basically, the contest will be run the same way it was run last year -- rules are at the end of this post. If you participated in last year's contest, you have dibs on re-claiming your team for this year. Any returning players have until August 15 to re-claim their team. Below is a list of who was on what team. If you are in bold that means you re-claimed your team. Either let me know in this thread or via PM if you want (or don't want) to participate in this year's league. If you didn't participate in last year's contest and are interested on taking a team, just give a shout-out in this thread and I'll put you in later. Once August 15th comes and goes, and all the people that expressed interest have been taken care of, then it will be first-come-first-serve... AFC EAST Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) EPs RECEIVED Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) EPs RECEIVED New England Patriots (nl-asshole) EPs RECEIVED New York Jets (Gert T) EPs RECEIVED AFC NORTH Baltimore Ravens: (Sandman9000) EPs RECEIVED Cincinnati Bengals (KNK) EPs RECEIVED Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) EPs RECEIVED Pittsburgh Steelers (Kahran Rasus) EPs RECEIVED AFC SOUTH Houston Texans (Bored) EPs RECEIVED Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) EPs RECEIVED Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) EPs RECEIVED Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) EPs RECEIVED AFC WEST Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) EPs RECEIVED Oakland Raiders (Che v) EPs RECEIVED Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) EPs RECEIVED San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) EPs RECEIVED NFC EAST Dallas Cowboys (Marvin is a Lunatic) EPs RECEIVED New York Giants (Cartman) EPs RECEIVED Philadelphia Eagles (therealworld'schampion) EPs RECEIVED Washington Redskins (Human Fly) EPs RECEIVED NFC NORTH Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) EPs RECEIVED Detroit Lions (bravesfan) EPs RECEIVED Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) EPs RECEIVED Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) EPs RECEIVED NFC SOUTH Atlanta Falcons (kingof the909) EPs RECEIVED Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) EPs RECEIVED New Orleans Saints (Cuban Linx) EPs RECEIVED Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger EPs RECEIVED NFC WEST Arizona Cardinals (Cena's Writer) EPs RECEIVED San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) EPs RECEIVED Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) EPs RECEIVED St. Louis Rams (Canadian Guitarist) EPs RECEIVED WAITING LIST: Marvin is a Lunatic ############################ RULES 'N STUFF 1) 32 TSM'ers pick their own NFL team to represent and are placed in their respective divisions. 2) Each week during the NFL season every person submits their weekly picks as to which teams will win for that week. You make picks for all the games for that week. If your claimed team has a bye week, then you don't submit picks. 3) Your picks are matched up against the picks of the person your team is matched up against. Whoever has the most correct picks wins the matchup. The following examples are taken from last year's post explaining all this. (For example: In Week 1, Cincinnati plays the NY Jets. TSM poster Swift Terror has claimed the Bengals and TSM poster Gert T has claimed the Jets, so for Week 1 their picks go head to head. Swift Terror correctly picks the winners of 8 games and Gert T correctly picks 10 winners. Gert T wins the matchup to go 1-0 in the regular season. Swift Terror loses and goes 0-1.) 4) The rules will be just like the NFL -- Only division winners and two wild card teams from each conference will get to make the post-season, etc. 5) Not only will you submit your picks, but also, as a tie-breaker, you will predict how many points your team will score that week. If you and your opponent picked the same amount of games correctly for one week, the person who more accurately predicted how many points their team would score for that week wins the matchup. If both TSMers are tied after this, then the matchup is a tie. (For example: In Week 1, Arizona and St. Louis play each other. That means Vern Gagne and cerebus are matched up against one another. Both TSM'ers correctly picked 9 winners, so they are tied. Now it's time to go to the tie-breaker. Vern predicted the Cardinals would score 10 points and cerebus predicted the Rams would score 20 points. The actual score of the game was AZ 13, STL 26. Therefore, Vern wins the matchup because he had the more accurate tie-breaker: 3 points to cereb's 6.) 6) Instead of picking the outright winners of each NFL game, there will be point spread with each NFL game. I'm hoping giving under-powered teams a few extra points might encourage some TSMers to pick them instead of going with a favored team. 7) The end-of-season tiebreakers will be the same as the NFL's (division record, conference record, etc.) 8) Before the season begins, you will have to submit a set of "Emergency Picks." More info on this will be forthcoming...

I'm not reading all that shit in the first post. What else did MLK do besides boink chicks?...

I'll find something to fill this edited post up with soon enough...

I'll send Marvin a PM asking if he want's America's team. Otherwise, Dallas will be open to the first person to send me EPs...

What are provinces?...

And here I was expecting a picture of a cat...

No, although I might check out the women if I'm channel surfing and want to watch some T&A. Hear about Andy earlier this morning -- lol...

When I post the Week 1 picks, which will be in a few days. Also, there's a few spots open in this contest that's being run at "the other place." If you didn't get in this league, or if you want to participate in both leagues, then PM me. If I don't get your EPs by the end of August, then your team is going to be available to the first person that sends me EPs...

What's the projected release date?...

Bah. Let me know when they get rid of full-frame DVDs forever then I'll be happy...

Asshole. Hopefully, I'll pay off my expensive date by the end of the month...