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Since Slayer beat me to the "million" joke, I'll have to go to my reserves -- which one works the best? 1) If you're afraid of being out on the street during this march, just spend the day in the library -- you'll be safe there. 2) How come they don't hold these million man marches on the first of the month?...

And if you even try to do anything regarding noisy patrons, your manager will not back you up so don't bother...

I find this amazing. A GOP President hosted one of these dinners and nowhere was Ben Stein to be found...

Who's pro-gun? Riiiight. John S. threw to other people, too...

As if everything else before that was ok -- lol. I don't go to movies that much. The last time I had a "problem" with someone was some guy and his kid for Return of the King. He sat next to me. He wasn't horrible or anything, but everytime something was about to happen, he'd tell his son what was going on and he was dead wrong. Like the scene at the end when everyone was headed to the gates of Mordor, or whatever that scene was at the near end, he told his kid that they were going to sneak up and ambush the bad guys (Not Frodo and Sam mind you, but the remaining soldiers.) Usually if some idiots are behind me I just sit up straight and block their view. I've also wanted to trip kids running up and down the aisles, but I always sit in the middle of the rows to avoid assholes getting up every 5 minutes to leave...

Oh please, you should be done by now...

Oh no you didn't. If you're going to drop the f-bomb, you have to wait until I do the set up. Now throw it down...

I don't know many of these games, and I think it would be near impossible to do an accurate "ranking" because technology has changed so much over the years, but the second list is WORLD'S better than the first...

Letting it go implies that CBS is now a respected news organization...

I knew there was a "u," I just wanted to make sure I got it correct. Don't I get some points for remember the Hunter incident. Also, there was Adam Graves on Lemieux in the early '90s, too, although I don't think that was as deliberate...

Both haven't been around as of late, so I wouldn't expect a response anytime soon...

At my one job a few co-workers bought a bunch of them from the "gumball machines" and created their own little ghetto on their desk. It was quite amusing...

It was Small Soldiers -- I made that disclaimer in my post that I could be wrong on the title. Either way, you don't take a kid to this for his first movie-going experience. You take him to some gay G-rated flick and just take a nap through it...

CE's leaking out to other folders. Awesome...

No way this will happen...

That's because nobody wanted to cover that story and figure out how to spell "Bookaboom (real name Beukeboom, according to Google.) Another cheap shot I remember that would be all on Mike Wilbon's shit list was Dale Hunter on (I think) Pierre Turgeon back in '93...

Well I like you all just the way you are. Group hug...

I second the "Buy"-sounding last name. It was funny on election night that Evan and W. won IN by a large number of votes (I think each one was over 60 percent)...

Ha. I read Laura's comment about working in a library for 12 hours/day and still somehow meeting George. Gold. You know what makes me laugh? Reading that the first Earth Day was to protest Global Cooling...

Glad to see that bird was slaughtered for a worthy cause...

Well at least you might have a few days off. Hope you're not a jock...

Quit being so judgmental about other people's cultures you facist...

I dunno -- I was six years old at the time. But that was then, this is now. When I worked at the theater, some old people came out of "Toy Soldiers" or whatever it was called with their grandkid (I'm assuming) and started bitching to us because it was such a violent movie and this was their kid's first trip to the theater. I had the nerve to ask them why they would bring a little kid into a PG-13 film for his first movie-going experience. That didn't go over well...

I don't get how Bertuzzi can get all this shit thrown upon him when the NHL has had a history of this kind of behavior going on...

He never will. Not liberal enough. Actually, he's one of the Dems that I like...