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Who made that quip?...

Why did the Wal-Mart chicken cross the road? To get out of Maryland and be free of its tax policies...

One time when I was living in the ghetto I tried to assimilate and ended up getting my arse kicked -- guess my pants were baggy enough. Or perhaps it was when I said "Hey n*gga, what up dawg?" to my neighbor that was just returning home from jail...

Well he better put the words back in. Personally, I think socialism can work if the country isn't too big (like Denmark, Finland, etc.) but in a country like the U.S., there's no way...

Oh leave him alone, he's harmless. *hits refresh button 200 times...*

Well, the school could spend this money in worse ways. And if you don't have a lock on your school locker then you deserve to be set up by The Man...

The 1950s featured RACISM and segregation. The Clinton era had ... uh ... the OJ Simpson trial. Good enough?...

Another couple hundred million to go...

That's a whole lotta people...

Shays is a RINO and Santorum is trying to appear somewhat moderate because he's probably going to get a Bob Casey beatdown come November. The more and more Big Meida get on this case, the more and more I want Delay to say "fuck off." Guess since Martha Burke didn't go to Augusta this year, the NY Times need to occupy their time with something...

Finland, Sweeden and Denmark are all tiny hippie countries. Let them try that socialist shit with a population as big as the United States...

I'm the fertilizer that makes a flower beautiful...

Rush has always said he experieced the most growth when Bush I was in office. Please don't even try to debate this one point. Oh, and although I don't read TNR that much, I think they're center-left and the most objective out of TNR, NR and The Disgrace-ation...

Personally, if it takes a paid national holiday for some fuckwad to bother to go out and vote, then I don't want them taking part in the selection of our representative republic. And you can't be fired for missing a part of work to go an vote. It's the law. Tell that to the red diaper doper baby judges out there...

Oh sweet Jesus. Waaaah. I'm still waiting for proof of those Florida police attack dogs back in 2000. Last week I heard this story on RIGHT-WING RADIO about several Southwestern PA counties that were ordered to cease using touch-screen voting machines because of the high-rate of error (this was a top-of-the-hour-news-update and not from Hannity). *sarcasm on* And we don't need a voting holiday -- besides, most Democrat voters don't work anyway so it's not like the Party would gain much from this anyway.*sarcasm off...*

But seriously, I don't go to Casinos so I don't know much about rules 'n stuff, but are they allowed to kick someone out if they are making too much money? If they are then that's the end of the story. It may be a bitch-move on their part, but that's life. If someone gets booted from a casino for doing this, are they banned forever, or can they come back the next night?..

That's what The Man wants you to know -- that Ashcroft retired and some Mexican took his place, or, in Ripper-speak, DAY TURK ER JOB (or however the hell that South Park line went...)

How can counting cars in a casino's parking lot win a customer money at the Black Jack table?...

My favorite part of the show -- when they let the dog out. And I'm wondering if that hooker chick isn't setting David up. In a way I feel bad for him because his wife is a fucking bitch. "So what if you got raped? Get over it..."

That comment was based on projections made in 1997 that have since been revised. Because we're taking in so much more money now? The tax cuts DID work!!! I was wondering about this myself. If the Bush economy is sooooo horrid, shouldn't Social Security be due to implode sometime next week? Don't forget all the Dems that jumped ship to the GOP -- oh, wait, you probably didn't hear about it...

Bah, you hippies knew what I meant. *this thread has been sent to John Ashcroft and pals...

If all us Bush fanboys only listened to music that agreed with the president then, well, we'd be listening to a lot of country music, sans those Dixie Terrorists...

What, you have ADD or something? That's what I liked about the song...

lol -- It'd give those American gladiators some work...

That comment was based on projections made in 1997 that have since been revised. Source plz (don't mean to be a smart-ass here, I'm actually curious...)