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He really is George W. HITLER. I bet ol' Adolf didn't feed the Jews in those camps pork...

Like Mike said, one problem is that Big Media has been bitching about Bush not being more public and when he has a prime-time speech it doesn't bother to get covered over the public airwaves. Perhaps if Bush wore some panties on his head or something it would have gotten more coverage, especially on "Big Fox." Personally, I don't give a shit what Big Media does; like you said, if anyone wanted to see the speech, then they could have watched it on cable. If they don't have cable, well, then it sucks to be them...

Speaking of ignorant, anyone hear about Hunter S. Thompson's recent online column that was edited by ESPN?...

Damnit, now I'm curious to see what was hot in the U.K. "Save Your Kisses For Me by The Brotherhood Of Man" Wonderful...

Greatest scene in Armageddon was when Bruce Willis was hitting those protestors with golf balls...

But that's being biased to woman -- Patty Ireland said so...

The first thoughts that came to my mind: CURRENT: NFL: Peyton Manning MLB: um, I guess A-Rod NBA: Tim Duncan NHL: That Russian Guy... DURING MY LIFETIME: NFL: Sterling Sharpe MLB: George Brett NBA: Bill Laimbeer NHL: Ray Borque (sp?) FROM LEGEND: NFL: Art Donovan MLB: Sandy Kofaux NBA: Wilt NHL: Bobby Orr...

Damn. Five kids already? He's not defensive when it comes to reproducing that's for sure...

I'm waiting for Big Media to report more bad economic news, myself...

How could I remember it when it was popular when I popped out my Mom's womb? And I thought it was "ownz j00"?...

I loved in ID4 that scene with the black chick stuck in the tunnel. She kicks open a side door and goes in it, and the fire goes RIGHT PAST HER. Even though I loathe science, I had to laugh at that one. EDIT: I stand corrected. Odd, I thought he trashed that film (Just did an Ebert search and he gave it a few stars...)

Our troops could also bang the bovine on a Sunday and piss off the Jews, too, for not resting on the day you're supposed to (or was it on Saturdays?)...

I think Rant has a poster of Penn & Teller in his bedroom...

Ebert HATED ID4, which is from the same guy doing this film -- I can't wait for this review...

Hey when it comes to anal sex with sacred cows I'm with you. (Uh, wait a minute, let me reword that. Ah forget it.) I mean, it's bad enough we're feeding Muslim prisioners pork. Could you imagine the Hindu backlash if we did the nasty with cows?...

Well duh. If a chick is in an enclosed space with seaman all around her of course she'll get knocked up...

Upon further review, I have decided to downgrade my previous assessment. It wasn't a valid point. It was stupid. Advantage Mike, until he starts talking about the evils of anal sex...

*Sigh* And I hardly knew thee. Oh, yeah. WMD's -- bad...

Stop being so white and not knowing thow Johnnie Taylor is. Bite me -- I'm blacker than you. I just don't get pulled over by the 5-0 as much. Word is bond, yo...

You left out the Chinese's worst tactic. Every night when you would eat your General Tso's Chicken dinner, the nightly fortune cookie says something mean to you...

Well, you'll do better than Hunter S. Thompson...

Perfectly valid? Eh, I'd say it's more in the gray area of validity, at best...

U.S.: Disco Lady by Johnnie Taylor Who?... I don't care about the rest of the world...

I would schedule conferences at 1 a.m. personally. Or perhaps at 1 p.m., when most of the people in this country are at work (believe it or not, there are a few of us that have lasted through "outsourcing" and still make a steady paycheck -- for now...)

Well for our sake I hope we didn't feed them pork chops and bacon during Ramadan. That'll really piss the terrorists off...