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I guess they could do one more show with Busey at the unemployment line (ah, who am I kidding -- he probably has more money than I will see in several lifetimes.) And that Henson show lasted 8 episodes? With all the ads I saw for that show during a James Bond Xmas marathon, I think they took up more airtime then the actual show itself...

oh. I just don't like him. Oh, well that's OK then...

I guess it would be fitting for Kerry to flip-flop on his Party's nomination. "I accept the nomination, but I don't accept the nomination..."

I didn't even see one preview for it...

Wear a black beret at the event -- you'll be my hero for about 10 minutes...

Haven't you learned anything in the short time hunger4unger was with us? You don't need facts to prove a point -- you just have to "feel..."

Not quite on-topic here, but I remember cringing when Ernie Mills got popped in the Steelers most recent Super Bowl. Tore his ACL on the play (or some other season-ending injury), but he hung on to the ball...)

That you find Matt's "P.I." hat to be incredibly sexy. (sorry for not putting my " " up right away...)

Say, if she wins are you going to get a bj out of it or something?...

Wow. You're a young'in. Either that or really dumb and can't graduate the 9th grade...

How many people will you be in this concert with, and where will you be seated?...

And of course if he puts on a few more pounds he could be Hassel the Hoss...

Matt Drudge -- biased? Thanks for opening up my eyes to the world there. Next thing you know you'll tell me John Kerry stumbled and fell in Vietnam and blamed it on the person he was carrying upon his shoulders who got shot in battle. (Edited for post-meaning clarity...)

I'll bet anyone a steak dinner that McCain will NOT be Kerry's running mate. Of course the travel expenses to get your ass over to Southwestern PA isn't included in the bet, but nevertheless...

Didn't go to my college ceremony. Fuck that school. High school was interesting. The highlight was when someone brought a blow-up doll and it made its way around. Also a light bulb from the ceiling fell down and hit my one friend in the arm. He got pulled off the stage and yelled at for it (!?!?)...

Jesus, it was easier to file my taxes than to vote for her...

I generally find sketch comedy unfunny, but for Kelsey's sake I hope it works...

I'm sure once I bust out my Racist Dusty or Fry Mumia rhymes the contract will be taken away by The Man. Bitches be trippin' like they have a shoelace untied. Rhymes be tighter than a 25-year old virgin on her wedding night. yo yo yo...

No but I was watching that horrid 50 Worst Songs EVER show and wow was it terribly unfunny. And boy does Vh1 hate Toby Keith. (What is Vh1 doing with Mikey Moore? Didn't know Far. 9/11 had a soundtrack worth pimping...)

How is DD an idiot? He didn't say anything offensive...

Here is the first track off the album. 6 'n the morning Pam Anderson in my bed Tommy Lee breaks in and says he wants me dead Out the back window I make an escape Didn't even get a chance to grab my Very Best Of tape Mad with no music but I'm happy I'm free Driving inside K.I.T.T. is the place to be Got an itch in my crotch that I'm scratching with my hand Either I got VD again or my drawers are filled up with sand Thanks to television I'm a self-made man If there's a chance for a buck I do what I can But just livin' in syndication is a serious task Don't know what channels I'm on But I don't care so I don't ask Word...

I took a nap and missed round 2... Prince Paul ScottKeith Eagan Prime *scratches head and leaves*

I went to a three-game Blue Jays series against the Brewers. In 1992. Didn't like it domed...

OMG!!!! THEY MADE THEM EAT PORK?!?!?! I don't want to know what the terrorists will do in retaliation now -- spread Anthrax all over Boston? Seems fair to me...

I'll be more shocked if America's Vietnam War Hero wins MA by less than 20 points. Oh, and speaking of America's Vietman War Hero, this is currently on Drudge... Funny stuff...