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About 10 years ago I read this local article (North Hills News Record, for those that care) and it was a piece about how city residents are having trouble getting jobs in the suburbs. Every person they interviewed had such HORRID grammar. When I read quotes like "I can't get no job and I ain't got no money." I thought to myself, "Well no kidding -- I wouldn't want to hire you either..."

I voted for Nader in 2000. And while I am not sure if HE is getting my vote this time, I am certain that whoever I vote for it won't be Bush or Kerry. Well, then you're not part of my previous grumblings. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?...

Ha. The church is making a bigger deal about America's Vietnam Hero taking communion than it did with priests boinking alter boys...

It's a lot easier and takes a lot less thought to point the decaying corpse of Strom Thurmond and say, "This is what happens." Which is why I go that extra step for my fans...

*ponders* *ponders* *ponders* *scratches nuts* Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I don't think Bill would have won a third term. I think his personal behavoir would have played a big role in some states that barely went for Gore siding with Bush. When the dot-com bubble was bursting, Clinton was cruising the world telling everyone how great he was. And I LOVED the Johnny Alter Newsweek artcile that was headlined "Thanks Ever So Much, President Poor-Mouth" when Bush was "talking down" the economy...

What a racist. I hope Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton shame him into a cave or something. Doesn't Bill know that it's society's fault (and the No Child Left Behind Act) for these children not getting ahead? Not to mention Jell-O Pudding Pops...

Perhaps if a decent third-party candidate would make a move (Perot in '92) there would be more people at those lame debates. Funny how lots of people bitch about there only being two major U.S. political parties, but yet these same people don't vote for an alternative, or vote for one of the "Big Two" nevertheless...

Doesn't matter. You brought the joke here, hence you get the lashing. Now take my Indy hat damnit...

Yet another reason why I don't care for Wilbon. On today's show he was talking about some track chick that got busted for roids. This woman was going to spill the beans about other people, and Wilbon said that he'll need to see proof before he starts with criticism. Um, and what exactly did you do during that whole Colorado U. scandal? Fucking hypocrite...

Ha ha -- so anyone in that area who participated in that stupid "boycott" had to fill up with more expensive gas. Idiots...

Clinton would not have won a third term, although I would have loved to see how he would have handled all the crap that went on during the last four years, including an economy that was tanking during his last 9 months-1 year in office...

Can't you get busted in Canada for saying offensive stuff (hate speech) anyway?...

No, actually, I'd just beat the shit out of them. Then ask them what the fuck they thought they were doing. Good answer! Survey says, DING, 90% agree! Count me in the 10%. After sitting down to talk with these frustrated citizens, I'd do everything in my power to try and see if I can solve the problems that they are trying to bring attention to. This is of course after I sodomize them with a 20-foot, white-hot rod...

Good ol' Uncle Ted -- weren't there a few close elections he had to face? Too bad a certain cable news network wasn't around back then -- could you imagine the coverage he would have received? And why is it out of all the Kennedys to die early, HE is the one still alive?! I think another good posterboy for term limits (although I am against the concept most of the time) is Robert Byrd and good ol' Strom. Problem is that the longer a pol is in office, the more power he gets. The more power he gets, the more money that comes back to his state/district. We all hate government spending, unless it's going toward our area...

Ha, the better half gets those ads, too. And I get ads to boost my estrogen. However, I'm not sure where to meet real Lolitas in my neighborhood. Wish I got that e-mail...

Didn't the Warriors play decent until around mid-season or so? I seem to remember them around .500 for a while, but I don't follow the NBA all that much during the regular season?...

I don't know -- some of those spam ads are pretty sneaky. For example, "Wet Wendy" sent me a message the other day saying that "I need to see this." How was I supposed to know there would be a naked chick in that e-mail?...

I couldn't. I mean, look at those new glasses. He looks like a different person now...

Bitch -- I could have come up with that. I even remember some mini-revolt a few years back in England over the Petrol prices. Oh, well it's almost time for my noontime Mikey Moore fat reference...

Think of the wrestling world. Got it? Good. Now, FDR = HHH...

I just walked up to the CIA's door, said the secret password, and they let me in. Oh, also, I knew this guy at my old job (Ken, if you remember him, Mr. Terror) that was applying for an ATF agent job, and he had been going through the interview process for at least six months. He talked about the several interviews, background checks and other things (which I have forgotten about) that he had to do in order to be able to violate the civil rights of Upper Midwest milita members...

So are you still drinking over the loss of a team that doesn't give two shits about you?...

lol -- good point. October Blood, you lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it...

Pitcher's duel by far. Slugfests are lazy -- tune in anytime and see one get hit out of the park. Yay. With a pitcher's duel you have to watch every out becuase you don't know who will break first...

Ugh. The few times I heard him on basketball shows, I was hoping Laimbeer would thrust an elbow or three in his mouth...