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ESPN can break into regular programming whenever Bonds whizzes into the cup...

Update. Christ, I can already hear the martyr cries...

Huh? How'd I do a double-post? Oh well...

Or lack thereof, perhaps? I guess the homeless could always put down what bridge/dumpster they live under, or put down the current location of the box they are living out of...

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Let me guess -- Wilbon suggested the idea. Blame SF for not giving Bonds any support -- Heck, blame Bonds for not being able to get along with teammates (Jeff Kent), thus making their departures more likely...

Heartless bastards. Those shelters better have cable TV or Internet access. And how does one collect welfare while homeless? If that were the case couldn't anyone not shower for a few days and walk up to collect?...

Have you ever taken a license plate down and reported it to the police? Amen. If you're such in a damn hurry you should have leave 5 minutes earlier. Then you wouldn't be behind my slow ass. On a related note. On Sunday the better half and I went to Wal-Mart and we parked next to some HUGE ass vehicle. It looked like a van but it resembled a tank. Anyway, when we got out the dad of the family got out of this tank and just walked over to see if we scratched his side when we opened the driver's side door. Being the asshole I am I walked up next to him and began inspecting our side of the car as well. If you don't want your vehicle scratched then get one that fits into a parking space, douche. I hate people...

But we're Americans. Of coure we are better than everyone else...

I think it was Jim Marshall. If not him, then someone on the Vikings...

Oh, I remember them now. I didn't play much with those. My figure collection included Star Wars and MUSCLE men (this was before they became all kinds of hippie colors). Even though I had a decent amount of Battle Beasts (probably around 30) they weren't my "main" toy. My neighborhood was actually pretty good when it came to toys. Most of the kids on my block collected different kinds of figures, so when we would "combine forces" we always had a good variety. (Example: I had Star Wars figures, this other kid would have He-Man, this other kid had GI Joe, another kid had Transformers, etc.) It also made sorting out whose toys belonged to whom at the end of the day that much more easier...

I'm partial to the left myself...

Been a while since I've seen the films -- is that Mothra? I always hated that hippie monster. Godzilla and Rodan were the real players in those films...

I don't remember the Visionaries, but then again I was very selective with my toys. What I used to love (not sure if it's done anymore) were those commercials for action figures that were like stories. One commercial would be the "start" of it, followed future months by other commercials that are part of the story. I remember one lame set of toys that were called "Insect-oids" or something like that. Basically they were bug people and each person came with their own little bug that did something -- my favorite was some bad character that had a bug that squireted water through its nose. Anyway, there was this saga of the good guys v. the bad guys that went on for months. Many times these commercials were better than the actual show I was watching. Will the good guy get away from being surrounded by three baddies? Tune in and find out...

Wow, quite the self-hater there. So not only are you black, but you're also a Jew. *cries along with Ripper...*

Wow. I actually thought Deep Rising was OK for what it was. Now Gone Fishin' on the other hand (and I've only seen about 5 minutes of that stinker...)

Actually, I liked playing with my Battle Beasts even more after the great "whitewash." Instead of having pre-determined armies, I was able to take all the animals I liked and make them one group and all the other ones into another group. I was able to then have an army with my fish monster (he was previously a "water" rep.) my giraffe monster (he was "earth") and my croc monster (fire) fighting on the same side against the lame monsters, like the Buffalo one. Yes, I am a Buffalo-ist...

You want intergration, I got intergration. (For those that remember them) I took off all those little holograms off of my Battle Beasts so they weren't separated by their branded element -- Fire, Water or Earth; can't remember if there was another element but I doubt it: Fire < Earth < Water < Fire, and so on) Actually, what really happened was that I was playing with them in a pool (or was it bathtub?) and the holograms just kinda fell off, but my heart was in the right place...

Drat. I knew I should have locked the windows as well as the doors...

That Ripper's black? It always catches me off guard I do that alot. *gets all black and suprises people* Ripper - Black since 1979 Woah, Ripper's BLACK? I thought he was Mexican. Well, now I'm not going to hide all my good silverware. I'll just have to hide my white girlfriend...

Not tipping the chamber maid would be my guess, or perhaps leaving the potty seat up in all-female Jewish households...

(Why don't blacks want their kids to marry Hispanics? ...) Nah, I'm not finishing this; a stupid joke isn't worth getting possibly warned by a Mod. PM me for the punchline if anybody cares...

So I take it the next defective computer you'll be working on will be yours?...

Holy crap is that funny. I wonder what Usher's hands are doing while in his pockets? And who's the dork flashing the peace sign?...

Yeah. Straight to the pavement...

That's new to me. Source, please. But pictures or streaming video would be better. (I know I'm going to hell, don't bother reminding me...)