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Funny stuff. Although there was one back in '00 that was funny regarding the Bushes as African dictators...

Hey cereb., I think when you do your "OMG..." when it comes to Townhall.com, I think you should re-word it to "Clownhall..."

Well, if it keeps them busy and not trying to enact more stupid policies then that's a good thing (kinda like the Clinton impeachment)...

Of course, the SC would just rule this unconstitutional or something. Man, what I wouldn't give to be a judge. Get paid bunches of money, wear cool robes (with nothing underneath) and just give your opinion all day. Talk about a dream come true...

Or worse yet, they both have to live in Canada for the rest of their lives. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist...

Perhaps there are no sites. Hmmm...

I have an Illustrator version (8.0 I think), but I suck at drawing. Have fun...

I heard about this story on everybody's favorite cable news channel. Fuck 'em. And I want them to repay the college money they probably got for joining the military...

As opposed to all the other OZ episodes? (Loved the show, too, but damn, how can jails be overcrowded when so many people get killed there?...)

And what exactly does that mean? I'm assuming that means she was soon eliminated after that first audition...

Speak for yourself, hippie. I bet Tyler and JOTW are mods at Indymedia.org...

Hey Ano, I know this may be hard for the both of us to have a civil conversation, but I'm curious to know where you live. I'm guessing England. (This is to know why you feel alien to America's gun culture.) In addition, one thing I don't like about the "Confrontation" tactic is that a lot of times these filmakers will do this to people that are not even close to be prepared for this type of action. For example, in one Moore film, he totally gets on this old security guard because the guy wasn't letting Mikey do what he wanted. At least when a person films a bunch of pseudo-hippies at a "World Peace" march and asks them to identify a country that they're protesting against, and the protestors can't answer, that protestor at least chose to attend the event. The old security guard is just doing his job...

$20,000?! That's not the totals I've been hearing from my friends. Of course, I went to a community college for two years and then went to another school to finish my degree -- saved me $16,000+ and had the best two years of my life at that community college. In addition, I should have my loans paid off this upcoming summer. I know this one chick that has more than $80,000 in debt via school loans and doesn't have a full-time job with her Master's Degree...

Heck yeah, let the blacks fight amongst themselves and the Mighty Whitey shall prevail. I haven't seen this show since the first or second episode. How far did Scooter Girl get?...

Yeah, Mike, cut it out. Your constant threads and "OMG John F'n Kerry Sucks" references are tired and worn out. There are more important things to talk about -- like the history of failed "All You Can Eat" buffets around Flint, Mich. Oh, and a quick note regarding tuition increases -- I love how when a public university doesn't get all the cash they think they deserve from the State they bring up the threat of RAISING TUITION COSTS. Back when I was in Ohio, the University of Cincy pulled this stunt -- since when doesn't tuition rise? Next thing you know you'll tell me my cable bill will go up next year...

You haven't watched it lately. A girl randomly runs by the screen and flashes a tit every 10-15 minutes Big deal. I can get that watching the Super Bowl halftime show. And how many years has COPS been showing white/ghetto trash doing this? Next. I have so many downloaded clips burned onto CD-Rs that Koppels' list will be over long before mine finishes. Like LT said (paraphrasing) to that Jets QB in that NFL Films video: "Son, you gotta do better than this." Of course he also said "Give me some crack now Honkey" but the liberal sports media edited that out...

Good thing I looked here before giving this story its own thread. Elton, you're a fucking idiot...

Vietnam rocked, but then again I was stationed at the base with the log ride...

As opposed to the usual, riveting, episodes of "Nightline"?...

Hey, can you provide a bit of clarification on a "funny liberal"? Do you mean "funny liberals" as in people that make their living by pushing a leftist agenda, such as Al Franken (or, for the other side, Rush Limbaugh), or comedians/public figures/etc. that are liberal but don't make a living 24/7 pimping how great liberals are (Robin Williams, Margaret Cho, etc.)? For example, in the most recent "Birdcage" movie, I laughed quite a bit, especially when "my" side of the political fence got mocked, which happened a lot. I would also mention that I think Alan Colmes is funny, but he's not a liberal, so he doesn't count. I also thought Roseanne, especially in her older days, was funny as hell. I'll even go so far as to say I thought MIKEY MOORE had a few good bits in his older work, but now he's just insane. These are just some of the more "liberal" people that have made me laugh out loud in the years 1976-2004...

Here's something that just crossed my mind -- will there be ads run during this broadcast? If so, will the money go to the families of those dead, or will Koppel and his employers make a quick blood that has been washed with the blood of our brave men and women in Iraq? Oh, yeah. I voted for Bush in '00 -- Hey SHRUB (lol2004), I want my gallon o' free oil owed to me, too...

No ring here -- why buy an expensive advertisement for a school I was indifferent to? I do have some yearbooks though -- they're good for a trip down memory lane once every 10 years or so...

Judging by his box office numbers, most movie-watchers DON'T disagree with me at all. -=Mike are you taking into account that most documentaries do not make over $15 million at the box office? Are you also taking into account the "limited release" factor? Just because a movie does badly at the box office, doesnt mean its a bad movie... American pop culture movie taste is ridiculous... Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was an amazing movie, and it didnt do amazing numbers That's what Mike was referring to (in my opinion) during the whole Just-because-a-movie-doesn't-make-$70-million-it's-crap debate. Jig said "most cinema fans disagree with BFC being crap" but yet the film barely made enough to cover Mikey's grocery bill for a week, which means not that many people saw it. ($21 million as of May '03, according to IMDB, which I admit does turn in a nice profit with that film's $4 million budget -- Mikey must have outsourced the labor to India or something, much like does with his Canadian-run Web site.) And when did I say liberals don't have a sense of humor? Was it during that Hot-Air(lol2004) America thread? I'm curious because there are lefties that I laugh with from time to time. Oh, and you want to know what makes me laugh? I heard on the radio yesterday a soundbite from that recent pro-abortion rally from that fat bitch on "The Practice" SCREAMING for the government to stay out of her uterus. Bitch, trust me, no man would want to get within 20 feet of your uterus. Oh, and Mike, after Rant stops beating you with a shovel for your Westerns comment I'm next. Unforgiven ownz j00! (or however the kids these days spell that word...)

You're not the only one. Well, it Ted Koppel is so-called against the war then I must be, too. Good think Koppel didn't pull this stunt during WWII -- he'd still be reading the list...

You mean that that last season was written by Roseanne as a hobby or something? (In the later seasons she made her own quiet room where she could write). Interesting -- I stopped watching that show toward the end so this is all new to me. So what happened to all the characters in "real life?..."