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Same here. Although I think the experience I felt the second time I was part of the cipher had more to do with the mouthful of bubble-gum flavored chewing tobacco I swallowed beforehand (I was drunk at the time) than me smoking the joint properly. Oh, did I throw up good that night...

I want some black people to comment on this. What do you think is the best representation of the black experience? Easy. It's Ripper mowing my lawn. Well as long as white rappers are free to exploit black women in videos I'm not going to say anything bad about these college chicks doing what they're doing...

Oh man, I love it when local media go out and interview people like that. I'll never forget this one time the North Hills News Record did some story YEARS ago about how hard it was for city people to find jobs in the suburbs (or something like that), and just about every city person they interviewed was a walking stereotype. The article was filled with quotes like "I ain't got no job." Hilarious stuff, although one time, right when the Clinton impeachment scandal just started (It was like the first day or second that the story broke and they were doing man-on-the-street interviews), I was one of those people. I said something like, "It's way to early to accuse anyone of anything." But before you all start laughing at me and calling me a moderate, I then added, "He should resign for other reasons." My liberal/commie professors at school loved that quote...

Now will the Priests allow Kerry to attend the "Alter Boy Summer Camp" with them? That's the big question...

Not until I have my say, then it will hit an all-time low. Actually, I'm already sick of hearing about this story. KDKA Radio mentioned this as a lead story at its top-of-the-hour newscast AND a few minutes later in the "sports" segment. Jesus Christ, the man wanted to do his duty without the spotlight on him, so let his death get the same treatment...

My three kids launch weapons of mass destruction in their litterboxes. Wish I had some UN Inspectors to clean/change those boxes every Thursday night...

And they didn't get you some items from McDonald's $1 menu beforehand? Bastard...

My respect for Eli just crashed and burned. Fuck him and Archie...

I just found it funny that his lawyer, after getting beat down by Ginsburg, went to another liberal justice, Stevens. Dude, let it go. Wait another year or so, and then you can exploit your client all you want...

Depends on my mood, but I've popped in Illmatic a few times this past month...

Indy 4 shouldn't be put back on the shelf. It should be put in the trash...

I will say this about you guys over there -- your roads are CRAZY! About 8 years ago I was in CA and couldn't believe the roads. Great weather, though. It really doesn't have to deal with politics -- even before I started voting, I would just do/or say things that would piss people off. Reminds me of that "Don't be a Menace..." scene with the panhandler that holds up a sign saying "..Fuck it, I'm just lazy." In Pittsburgh, I remember seeing people out on the street begging for change, and then having another person take their spot when their "shift" was up. You know, if you don't want the big stores in your area, that's fine. I'll take 'em. There's a fight going on in my township about putting up a Wal-Mart. The argument is that there are Wal-Mart's 15-20 minutes away on both sides of town and North Huntingdon (where I live) doesn't need another store. Of course, when I was getting ready for an interview I needed an ink cartridge to continue updating my portfolio and had to drive all the way out to one of those Wal-Marts to get it because no other store carried a decent amount of ink cartridges. Man, was I annoyed. When this mega-Wal-mart gets built here (and it will) it will probably put one of the grocery stores out of business -- either the local Foodland or Shop 'n Save. And I say good riddance -- those two stores are dirty. Ugh. I hated that movie. My old man, an old-school union Democrat, didn't speak to me for months when I told him I thought that movie was a piece of crap. He loved that movie because of the whole Corporations SUQ theme to that movie. Oddly enough, in PA there's a big debate about whether to allow gambling, or something of the sort. I'm not sure on the specifics, but all I fucking hear about is how if we don't have slot machines we won't be able to fund pre-school programs, fund arenas and pay for all this other spending. Opponents are arguing against it for moral reasons. Personally, I don't care either way. If an idiot wants to flush his or her money down the toilet, let it be done here instead of in a neighboring state. Of course, if anyone thinks this will be the end-all answer to PA's money problems then they're smoking crack. Damn, we're having a civil conversation about something other than Big Media, George W. HITLER, FAUX NEWS or Mikey Moore. Need to get this back on track. Fuck you, hippie. That's better...

Eh, and if the media would have been pumping up terrorist threats, we all would have, at the time, been whining about them trumping up charges just to get us paranoid. I just posted because a thread that gets no-sold is just sad...

Funny shit -- and no, this isn't the "ha ha" kind of funny. This is what you get when you try to help people...

Well, if they're so smart how come we all know that they are in bed with the Bush Administration?...

In water polluted with seal poop. Next. Like I'm going to go to the hippie theater. Strike two. Crappy buildings and roads -- in a CITY? You don't say. Believe it or not, I do have "some" love for hippie-filled towns. Sure, State College PA, where I used to live for two years, is my vision of hell (college students, academia and recknecks -- oh my!), but nothing gives me greater joy than to mock some stupid pseudo-hippie handing me a flyer telling me that Mumia was framed, or to laugh at some homeless guy asking for change. (Bastard probably makes more money in a day panhandling than most of us make at our jobs.) Finally, something we agree on. On a side note, I LOVE how groups (doesn't just have to be hippies), when they don't like a certain law (or when they try to create one of their own), keep trying to get their way by putting it on a referendum or taking the measure to court, hoping for a like-minded judge to rule in their favor. When I lived in Ohio I remember there was this town whose public servants did some fuzzy math and the school district ended up in the red. Every election season it seemed there was some referendum that would have increased taxes to bail out the district, and every time it failed. Funny stuff. On the "other side" note: They're over-priced and they don't fill me up. You are right about them being good, but seeing how Pittsburgh now has the highest parking tax in the country, I'll rather just drive to my local eatery (I live in a nearby county), park for free and stuff myself there. Fuck Pittsburgh...

There are good parts to San Francisco? Oh, and make fun of "my city" all you want. Pittsburgh is a shithole. I knew I was never going to live in Allegheny County again when, while waiting for a bus to go back home from school in '98, I had a homeless guy about seven feet from me pee on a building that was designated an historical landmark...

Oh, here's the Drudge article... Link.

I didn't say anything bad about Canada. In fact, when I went to Toronto I was amazed at how clean the city was. Expensive as hell, but clean. Just remember, go two states up north and you're in MrRant territory...

Good God -- just go to San Diego, bask in the sun and nail the California babes. I'd rather give it to Tomlinson 30 times a game and collect paycheck then put up with the New York crowd...

Speaking of the food industry, remember a while back that guy made a film about him eating all fast-food for one month? Mikey could have just filmed his regular mealtimes and wrote them off as some work deduction...

I heard some Mikey Moore news on everybody's favorite cable news channel yesterday, but I couldn't "fit in" the time yesterday to find out what was exactly said -- something about how the Iraqis fighting us are like our American Revolution troops. Get it? "fit in." Mikey's fat. ROFLMAO. Oh, yeah. Anyway, Mikey likes Canada because they hate guns 'n stuff. And speaking of "outsourcing" -- I bet that's Mikey's excuse for his ever-increasing waistline. "My size 60 Wranglers just got outsourced after my third trip to China Buffet this week. Hello 62s..."

Well, since I didn't mention him, I did forget. Let's also not forget this was also during the time of "Get a Life..."

The better half always bitches to me about her co-workers who are big-time liberals -- one of them worked on Nader's campaign in '00. Well, one of them this week saw some documentary on Bush that portrayed him in a positive light (I think this film was done by some reporter [Newsweek perhaps?] on the '00 campaign trail) and had to turn it off because it was making her like W. And if I "don't get it" because I like Bush, then I don't want "it..."

She used to be a telemarketer and won't watch R-rated movies? Funny...