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I'll jump on the pile-up -- shouldn't this be in LSD? And why didn't you guys just ditch your stupid friend and swim to the side of the pool with that chick -- I mean you had the perfect lead-in; just make fun of your stupid friend...

When I worked at this theater we had this guy in a wheelchair who would always come in -- everyone hated him. Well, he was bragging about how he went to some public funtion that had him and some others whining about how there aren't enough ramps on city streets. I then said "Well wouldn't that be unfair to blind people becuase they frequently use curbs to tell when a street is nearby." He got mad and rammed me with his motorized wheelchair, said he hated me and left. Problem was instead of leaving via the ramp that was installed in our theater he tried going over a step (He was slightly drunk at the time) and fell over, wheelchair and all...

Put me in the camp of liking II a bit better than I. (Part III never happened...)

To me you've seemed fiscally conservative yet socially liberal (though not into the oversensative PC liberal zone where someone gets offended because someone else said a word that hurts feelings.) Bush is a 180 in the other direction. The same can be said for a few other people on this forum, and they too also plan to vote for Bush. It blows my mind. The simple reason is that for all of my problems with Bush, those problems affect my view of Kerry even more. Oh, and America's Vietnam HERO came to my neck of the woods yesterday and suggested this little nugget: Isn't the point of volunteering to do nice stuff to people for free? (Americorps bitches, I'm looking right at you.) Oh, yeah. You're sure keeping your service of Vietnam out of the campaign, you fucking douche: Onto other things: Actually, I take my pimp slap back. Being the youngin' that you is, I could probably go to jail for it...

You're not being paranoid -- he probably did ditch you...

Oy vey -- it's APRIL. The Yanks are going to be just fine...

I didn't think I had to specify, but yes I was talking about Bush. *Reads title of thread* Bite me. It's 1 a.m. and I've been up since 5 a.m. *pimp slaps YPOV...*

Groceries at Giant Eagle tonight -- that was with a credit card. Blizzard for me and an ice cream cone for the better half at DQ before the Giant Eagle trip -- that was with cash. I'm such a softie...

Vote for who? If you're talking about Bush I already did once, and I'm going to do it again...

What will Max be doing? Will he be Fox's next Keith O.?...

The last few times Bob Ryan has been on ATH you can tell he didn't want to be there. Today, while Woody and Jay were joking around he just sat there like a lump and got eliminated with short answers. I guess he thought there were too many white guys on the panel that day or something. Or perhaps he just wanted to leave early so he could beat Jason Kidd's wife...

Wow, that's not stereotyping or anything. This is why I love reading threads like these. I would say I think Alan Colmes has a great sense of humor, but he's not a liberal so he doesn't count. And to change the subject a bit, I thought Gene Hackman's role as some conservative politican was great in "The Birdcage." I think I was the only one in the theater who laughed out loud in the year 1995(?) when Nathan Lane went on some great abortion conspiracy and Hackman leaned in and quipped, "That's just what Rush Limbaugh said." Oh, wait. They made fun of Rush. Bad Gene Hackman. Bad...

But he'll win the Berkeley vote. California's electoral votes > Florida's electoral votes... But what state made the difference last time? Well, if Bush had won California the answer would be neither. I guess Florida's far-sighted Jew population is dumber than Cali's...

Oh God I saw that Jackie chick on ATH the other day. She sucked but made it to the finals -- wtf? She'd say something like "The Lakers are good" and get 10 points for it! Didn't know there was a Title IX for ATH...

Well somebody didn't see her John Rocker anti-single mom wig-flipping...

I heard this on Paul Harvey today -- funny shit. Maybe the TV was LCD or something. I hope this child gets the counseling he needs...

Happens to me all the time -- I got better things to worry about. Actually, I hope that when I mark my terrority in this way that it scares away posters I don't want to hear from. At least it's better than starting a thread nobody responds to...

Linda Cohn, and I've already wished death upon this evil bitch...

Awww yeah. And plus there's TRAPPER KEEPER. God, what an awesome season. But why the mini-commentaries? If you can't find anything to talk about regarding the show, just start making fun of people or something damnit...

Yeah, it made for great TV...

That chick in the back looks fine to me -- forget cheeseburgers, I'll give her a hot beef injection. (I hope she's not your sister/gf; otherwise, forget my last statement...)

What's the big deal? His penis has been in me, too. Who here HASN'T had little Dames inside of them?...

Would I stick my wang in her? Sure. I'd prefer her mouth though so I wouldn't have to hear her talk. But this doesn't mean she should be on TV. Everytime I see her on the tele I change the channel...

Well if Suzy is gone I wonder who ESPN will use for their token chick NFL sideline reporter?...

In my book it is -- there was some great social commentary this season (Is the "nanners" episode the one with the South Park flag?)...