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Didn't you just move a little while ago? If so, was this a long-distance relationship or something? Oh, and I never get depressed -- my life is a big ol' bowl of virgins...

Every black person in the world at the time was in "Roots" for about 5 seconds...

I don't want all his tendons popping just because he (allegedly) took roids. I want his tendons to pop because I just don't like him...

Wonder if George Soros is funding this organization...

So much for liberals wanting diversity. You know, for as much money as this endeavor loses, I doubt the DNC will pull the plug -- too much pride at stake. Of course, if they did cancel HOT-Air America (lol2004), it's not like Big Media would report on it...

That's the one -- I think he's wearing a red jersey...

That was my first thought, too. (Bill Laimbeer jersey and rookie card here, although I like Barkley, too. By the way, did you ever read Barkley's book which went into detail about his fight with Bill in Detroit?) My second thought was Arnold's in the "Rundown." My third thought was the origial Hulk guy in the Hulk movie...

Wow, you're a pretty smart two-year-old. President of the United States, not Fourth-Grade Class President. Now change my dirty diaper, bitch...

Thanks for all the spoiler warnings, bitches. J/K -- Movie didn't do much for me, although I'll probably get around to buying the DVD one day...

They want to stretch their legs. If they ever tell you "we have a lot of people applying for this job" just leave and try to beat the rush hour traffic...

Only seven more years until I will be allowed to become President. Figure it out yourselves, hippies...

I don't have any ink on my body, except for when a pen explodes on my hand. Take your time and get something you want -- you'll be stuck with it for the rest of your life...

Nah, I want him to hit homer number 666 and then have all his tendons pop due to years of working out. Yeah, working out...

Well, Tyler got his panties in a bunch one time when I said the "couldn't" version, so I now say the "could" version so I don't have to endure his wrath...

Where did this bump come from?...

Here's a random question: How can someone that does the following be able to tie his shoes?: I just got this phone call at work from some guy that asked me why he didn't get a by-line in our company newspaper for an article he mailed in. The article was written by a reporter for some newspaper in this guy's area...

What's with women's fucking obsession with BIG dicks??? Just check out any personals section and see how many say they're looking for a well-endowed guy! Why should I constantly be rejected because I don't have the girth that you desire? Does my average size make me any less of a person? Hell, no! But you'd probably rather have some tall, badass ratbag who steals from you and cheats on you instead of a normal-sized, decent guy like myself. I guess being cute and smart and witty doesn't mean shit if you aren't at least 10 inches long! And guess what? Because all you shallow gals are never going to find a man who lives up to your unrealistic expectations, you'll end up DYING ALONE! Unfortunately so will I, because you won't ever deem me a worthy romantic prospect based upon that one unimportant characteristic that I have no control over...

Most cards don't charge annual fees anymore, and if you pay off all your debts by within a month or two, you don't get hit with interest. Like I said before, the only reason I have a card is because I get one percent cash back -- made about $150 that way. In addition, I figure this will help build up my credit rating when it comes time for making a bigger purchase (house/etc...)

I've had the same hairstyle since the 4th grade. Short, brown (although I've been finding grays for years now -- grumble, grumble, grumble) and parted on the side, from left to right. I'm such a wild man...

I used to be a cash-only person until I got my first cash-back credit card. Now I'm a plastic whore -- although I always pay off my bill with no finance charges...

I thought he became Hatian -- it's been years since I heard anything from him. Is that the American Idol winner? No way he's 350. Well, they may not speak English but bitching about how America sucks is as American as apple pie (Made in China) and baseball (Played by Cubans). They're an easy target -- like the Amish. A hippie would like to counter all this hate but they're too stoned to do anything about it. Well f' the other networks, too, for not picking these shows up. No, f' the public for watching this garbage in the first place. Well, did you tip your waiter poorly because of it? Honestly, I was expecting much more than this. Quit 'yer bitching...

Don't worry, they'll get back on to their Yankees/Red Sox bandwagon, then make jokes of people that accuse them of having an East Coast bias...

Who was Shelly? Was he the guy toward that end that Jason attacked in the basement? It's been years since I've seen that film. I saw that one (or bits and pieces of it) where at the end Freddy drags Jason's mask in the dirt -- wow, was that awful. And I saw this show on BET -- I only saw one black guy in that film...

One time I got a phone bill for several hundred dollars for phone calls made to Africa. Turns out it was because I was looking at naughty web sites and somehow my phone line got connected to the Dark Continent. I didn't have to pay it. Lesson learned: If you want porn just buy it at the local store...

When I saw this thread's title and who posted it I knew what it was going to be about. I also laughed when I saw these events unfold on my TV set. Oh, and yay for Woody for beating Bill P. in ATH beforehand -- for the record, that show also got cut into for the "Bonds Watch." I hope ESPN also breaks into regular programming every time Bonds comes to bat for the rest of the season -- everytime they break in they can have some hippie graph saying "The chase for 715" or something similar. And speaking of PTI, I thought this was funny. Boston VS. NY Yankees = GREAT SUPER DOOPER FOR BASEBALL UConn VS. Tenn. = HORRIBLE FOR WOMEN'S COLLEGE BASKETBALL And will they shut the fuck up already regarding that 14-year old soccer player? I don't blame the coach for not starting this kid. Oh, yeah. Mike, I never saw Barry Bonds as having a connection to Willie Mays ... ever ... ever...