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So I'm assuming you don't work at Crack-Donalds anymore and those retail job interviews (Best Buy/Target was one of them, right?) didn't pan out. Where would this new job be at and what would you be doing? And yes, the quick turnaround from applying to getting a call is a good thing...

Comedy is a hard profession, and it takes a lot to make me laugh, imo. I'm the type of person that won't laugh at a person's joke, and then when that person walks away enraged, trips and falls I'll bust a gut...

Sad thing is when a real abduction does occur I wonder if communities will keep this fiasco in the back of their minds?...

That's still the most incredibly lame excuse. I can't even begin to fight it because it's so lame. Any President who would neglect national security so travelers can get on the plane faster ought to be impeached. Kerry ought to just move to talking about deficit spending until the jobs thing deflates, again, like it always does. Sadly, no President (Bush, Clinton, etc.) would not have been able to do what Bush has done post-9/11 in regards to security measures unless a plane or two crashed in the WTC. And I would have never thought that one of Kerry's biggest offensive against a Republican president would be his out-of-control spending...

Too bad France didn't ban "Passion of the Christ" -- these numbers will only get worse...

Israel...

The first pic was way too big. I also had to separate "kkk took my baby away..."

FDR? You must have meant Hoover...

But you can also add your own opinion to this story -- I see no problem with it. Personally, I think Condi will do great. This event is going to be such a grandstanding circus...

Funky Munky...

But ... but ... didn't the unemployment rate just rise?...

It's been longer than a week though -- seems to be at least two weeks now. ESPN doesn't like paying people more money and I was wondering if this guy got the boot...

Ewww, that girl in your Avatar is too FAT! Oh, I just heard a joke on the radio and I'm probably the last person in the world to hear it, but F' you all I'm still telling it. (I heard it on Quinn in the morning for those in the Pittsburgh, and I can't stop laughing.) Monica Lewinsky goes in a chuch and says "Dear God, please get rid of my love handles." Her ears fall off...

Yeah, however, it was funny when they did it nevertheless. Especially with Jay talking about it during Face Time. BTW: Does ESPN, or some other place, keep track of who wins each episode? I think that would be funny to analyze. Go Woody...

Political threads in CE are just like HHH threads in WWE...

I think it's the same character...

Holy crap -- I didn't realize there were that many "TV" DVDs...

Yeah, when I heard that chick's voice I thought he might be on vacation, but it's been a week or so since that. And now Tony just talks a little bit before the break...

Wait, so despite having bike lanes, bikers still want to use the road? Now I could understand the problem for roads without bike lanes, but if they still want to use the road even though it has a bike lane, then I can understand the problem. How come motorists aren't complaining that they are forbidden to drive on the sidewalk?...

You sure you weren't thinking about this?...

Of course you would. You're not an elected official...

Drat, I just deleted a bunch of PMs this morning. I was going to put something like "Rant told me the following three months ago": But thought against it...

Who was that third guy -- I saw Mack and BIG...

I never heard any of their songs, so I'm voting for the one I think looks the best. I'm assuming Giersbergen is the bottom photo, and the only reason I'm voting for her is because I can see her chest...

This ought to explain it all -- Source. Shortly thereafter "Racist Dusty" just became a running gag, although he's only one of three people in sports I dislike (Bonds and Pippen being the other two). Although as the season went on I began to see Racist Dusty's point of view -- after all, who botched that ground ball in Game 6 of the NLCS on a CHILLY Chicago night? A Latino...