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I heard this on Jim Rome's radio show yesterday. Great stuff...

I don't say bye to anyone with less than 1,000 posts...

Seconded. Thirded. Dr.Tom is my new hero for that conversation. (throws away picture of J*ngus) Fourthed. Oh, here's one that popped into my head. You buy something and the cashier gushes over it and says something like "OH THAT IS SUCH A CUTE *insert name of item you're buying -- most of the time this happens when I am getting a gift for the better half* I THINK MY PANTIES ARE GETTING WET." I mean, bitch, this item is in YOUR FUCKING STORE -- you can buy it, too...

You're that in love with Bush? "Well, Zell buddy, even though you voted for a bunch of Democrats in the past, I'm such a huge Bush supporter and so interested in seeing him win this election, that I'll forgive all the work you've done against us in the past." Right. OMG he supports Bush so I must like him. N*gga please. I've liked Zell since I read some stuff about him in 2000 (sorry I don't have the exact date and time when I made my conversion). This is why I don't blame people for being partisan. AHA -- you admit you like someone that previously voted against the Party you're voting for this election. Your house of cards built on lies is tumbling down, buddy. I also like John Breaux, Joe Lieberman, Evan Bayh (or whatever his name is) and Harold Ford Jr. There are a few others whose names escape me. I would try to like more Democrats, but that would get in the way of my weekly circle-jerk I hold in honor of Bush...

Come on Tyler, what if I find you some really cool Kerry Avatar photos?...

The next three shoplifters she was going to catch were "Eldrige" "Fire" and "Golden Gate." And BTW: Does the destruction of San Francisco really qualify as a bad thing? I may have take issue with that...

Zell defended his record on CNN today. I think you'd be against buddying up with him, as it looks like he voted for Carter. So what? You can forgive someone for their mistakes -- sometimes. Didn't he also vote for Mondale in '84?...

I know what you mean. When I post at work I can't copy and past articles because my piece-of-crap Mac can't do it for some reason...

If "media" is some sort of street term for "police" and you insert a "from" between "runs" and "the" then you and I are in agreement...

In other words you never voted Democrat. Oh, I know you just didn't say that about my n*gga Zell. You want to talk about nut-kicking? I played soccer for 13 seasons bitch. *laces up cleats*...

I laughed when I heard this on the radio the other day. Next thing you know the FDA will issue obesity warnings on Hostess products...

My shoe AND sock > Doonesbury (RIP McNally) The hat doesn't match the turtleneck...

Hell, I found the whole thing funny. And you thought the John Kerry bit was irresponsible? Damn, back in the '90s Clinton was brutal at selected public functions. And you know what? Had Clinton done the following back in the late 1990s, I would have been a fan of his: Picture it, a White House Correspondents dinner, or some other similar event. Bill approaches the podium and cracks a few jokes. Then as he leaves, a Monica look-a-like emerges from beneath the podium and walks away. Now THAT would have been gold...

Jimmy Walkerstein perhaps, but not Jimmy Walker...

You know, I really didn't have my hopes up too high this episode due to the previews I saw, but I dug this show. And that hooker wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. She'll be back SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER now that she's the "queen ho" or whatever it was called...

Eh, most of them did nothing for me, although I did get a laugh from "N-5." (The concept is there, but the delivery could have been better. For example, I would have had one slot that reads "Giving the 'last word' to a guest right before replying to it for 30 seconds afterward telling him why he's wrong.) Oh, and "aligning himself with the working class while wearing $3,000 suit" describes just about any politician out there. kkk -- who, if he had the desire to do so, would cerate a Mikey Moore Bingo card. However, the pic of MM in the "free space" would take up the entire card...

*Points to the quote button* *points to crotch* Sure that's what the media may have told you, but don't you know who runs the media? I thought so...

There are pills for that problem now. I'm also waiting for Julian to fall off the wagon again...

Well if he says he's sorry then everything's OK...

I have no idea who 99% who these people are, but where's Minsc and Boo?!...

Sorry, skip. I've established that I'm a nutjob long ago. No offense, but if you let your pets go outside then you better be ready to face the possibility of them getting killed. And if it makes you feel any better, I do the same thing 'trane does whenever children run out onto the road. *Wraps a pink scarf around this thread...*

Worst injury I ever got working out was tweaking my hammy...

Awesome, awesome, awesome. I marked out for Dutch's photo lineup...

The best part of C-Span is when they show the UK government in action yelling at each other. Great stuff. And I will never forget this one Washington Journal where some middle-aged reporterette was just blasting Newt Gingrich and this little old lady called and ripped on her for wearing braces. The look on that journalist's face was just priceless...

Apology accepted. Actually, I don't give a crap what you think. Oh, just for the record, am I an ideologue?...