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Confused? Adam + Eve = marriage Adam + Steve = not marriage Real tough there. I'm confused by the U.S. tax system. I think I just won't pay any taxes now. Forget marriage licenses, Oregon's Benton County needs some breeding licenses...

That is one big pussycat, although I think Sheba's cuter...

Pets > People...

I really wish these people would protest outside a place where I go to eat. Good times will be had by all...

Can't remember the last time I stepped in a KMart...

It's with Hagar. I don't care...

And he won a Nobel Prize...

You know what I love about rising gas prices? Those stupid-ass "man on the street" interviews the media do. Like what are you expecting people paying at the pump to say "YAY! Prices broke the $2 mark." And ain't it funny how the same hippies that want us to live like Europeans (with thier sky-high prices) bitch when our gas prices rise 4 cents?...

I'm speechless. Just totally speechless. I was going to say something like "He sure liked it simple -- kill as many Jews as possible," but I can't get around to saying that because I'm stunned...

Actually, its correct form is "it's." "america" also needs capitalized, among other things. I really don't care about mistakes, but Tyler was mean to OctoberBlood yesterday reagarding a type-o, so I did this to make Mr. Blood feel better. No offense jig -- I make speling and grammer mistakes all the time myself... Comma between "offense" and "jig", you fascist Fuck commas. I hate those things. Insert a comma somewhere in a sentence and half your teachers will tell you to take it out/vice versa...

Oooook. Uh, keep it coming. Riveting stuff here. I, personally, mark out for Special Order Speeches...

Hmm, I haven't seen this fad myself. Not that I'm complaining mind you. It usually takes about 10 years for any trend to reach Pittsburgh...

Get a pic of another chick and put it in your wallet and make sure she will be able to see it...

*snicker* Oh, wait. You're new here -- nevermind (this thread is rather minor-league, imo)...

Not if you dangle a bit of string in front of the kitty...

Yes, and you annoy the shit out of most of us, what else is new? That you're a total nutcase. I cannot tolerate anyone who puts their pet in such high esteem. Is juts something I have. Plus cats are evil. The world would be a better place without them. If you need a pet, buy a fish. My fish, Vladimir, is the king of all pets. ...continue on. You can't tolerate anyone who pust their pet in such high esteem? First off, how does posting a picture even indicate that? Second, why am I not surprised that you gravitated straight to this thread to start some silly petty bullshit? Do you even have a job? A life? A girlfriend? Get laid much there, Bank? It's like Niagara Falls. You open your mouth and stupidity just flows out. As for cats, I don't know about the world being a better place without them, but I do know that we'd be better of had your mother named you "aborted fetus." -Peace, Love & Sodomy You gots to chill. You started a thread about the joyful beings in our lives that are pets -- don't let some negative ninny ruin the thread's purpose. Every time you see a post by the name of 'trane (or whatever he'll be called next week) just scroll down. I do that with certain posters myself, and I'm sure there are posters here that do the same when they see my Mumia Avatar. Oh, and Pets > People. BTW: 'trane, what kind of fish is it?...

I find WWE polls to be very realistic...

Actually, its correct form is "it's." "america" also needs capitalized, among other things. I really don't care about mistakes, but Tyler was mean to OctoberBlood yesterday reagarding a type-o, so I did this to make Mr. Blood feel better. No offense jig -- I make speling and grammer mistakes all the time myself...

Well if we raise gas prices so high that terrorsts can't afford them then we would all be safe...

Apparently he also has a good rapport with his bodyguards, too...

Oh now turn that frown upside down. You're not fooling anybody... Pitt better not lose to OK State. Why? They're a good team. Considering how Pitt has played as of late it doesn't look good for them (I'm not saying it would be impossible for them to win, but damn this looks like a hard game for them). Uh-oh. Not even if I find you a real nice Avatar of America's War Hero?...

Oh now turn that frown upside down. You're not fooling anybody...

Jesus, I'm on question number eight and I already have a headache. 21.428571428571427% nerd blood flows through your veins. Damn, wish I guessed this good in high school -- the only two I really knew were the Ghostbusters one and Drizzit. EDIT: WTF? I got Drizzit wrong?...

Just post them when you get home. Like I remember the url's. The brown one is Dessa, the gray one is JJ and the black one is Shadow...

And lets not forget that riveting underwater-boat chase scene. Scary stuff...