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I saw this hyped. I knew the shark would win. Crocs just grip their prey and drown them. Pretty hard to drown a shark...

The other best part: Doesn't the shark explode or something despite getting SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS impaled?...

Tyler is anal like that. Personally, I didn't think the "John Kerry connection" was that funny anyway. Just wait until Pitt loses to OK. State and laugh all you want then at where Tyler throws his support (Howie/No on recall/etc.)...

Guess it was show and tell day...

Hey Rant, you still have those pics of my kids I sent you? Post 'em up if you got them...

The other best part: Jaws Jr. roared, too...

One man's hempie is another man's pseudo-hippie...

Sadly, as much as I like seeing blacks die in movies (I'm working on my fourth DVD of "Glory;" I wear it out so much), I actually liked that guy. I was more upset that I was proven wrong (which rarely, if ever, happens, especially at TSM). Oh, and didn't Caine skip some major awards show where he won in whatever he was nominated for to make Jaws IV?...

Quit being mean to Jimmy -- he stopped N. Korea from making nukes. Wait a second...

I may be against the war... and I know this sounds strange, but I HATE peace protesters... especially the young MTV watching jackasses that get all of their news from the Daily Show and Rolling Stone magazine I call them pseudo-hippies, in case you wonder the next time I throw that reference out (I haven't said that in a while though). If you protest against child labor in countries that you can't find on a map, you might be a pseudo-hippie. Interesting how this person's face is hidden by the sign. Real brave, douche...

My guess is that they were one big shark-family. What I thought was funnier was that in Jaws: The Revenge... SPOILER ALERT BECAUSE I KNOW THOSE THAT HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE YET BUT WANT TO DON'T WANT THEIR VIEWING EXPERIENCE RUINED BY MY BIG MOUTH. The shark swims down the Eastern Seaboard and finds out where Ms. Brody is taking a vacation...

Jaws 2 = Gets zapped Jaws 3 = Goes boom Jaws 4 = AHHHHHHHH It was funny, but for the longest time I had this argument with my friend over the black guy dying. I saw this piece of crap in the theaters ('F' you all, I was a kid at the time!) and saw that guy die. My friend saw this on TV and said the guy doesn't die. Then, years later, I saw the alternate ending. L-A-M-E. Did Jesse Jackson threaten to sue TNT or something?...

I just trademarked TSM -- Dames better get a second job...

So you lived in Canada for five months and then threw your buddy's proof of residency onto the prime minister's lawn? O'Reilly's bitched about this issue on his show before. You guys up there can't own satellite dishes or something and receive signals to cable news stations that some people in America laugh out loud at in 2004, right?...

I think some of my bias is because I don't have the face for TV and the voice for radio...

Uh, because I'm a nice person. Is that so freaking hard to believe? Actually, I had to perform community service in high school as a bullshit graduation requirement. My HFH excursion wasn't for that though -- I pulled weeds for some church for six hours in order to graduate Hampton High School. I did HFH because some chick running some outreach program at my college told me it would be fun -- lying bitch... How many hours did you have to do? Ours is making us do 50 50!?! Jesus. We only had to do 6 (I think -- this was back in '94). My HFH was on my own though -- think of if as my good deed for the decade...

Well, you gotta keep some around to file your taxes...

You live in Canada?...

I GO TO THE FREAKING SCHOOL! I'm allowed to flaunt it! Interesting how you weren't pimping them until they made it to the third round. That's all...

Let's not forget FDR, who sent off thousands upon thousands of our boys to die. If only we negotiated a little bit more... Yeah, now Hamas will respond by sending homicide bombers using those several hundred thugs that Sharon just released. Wouldn't that be ironic?...

So a disgruntled ex-employee is saying bad things about his ex-employer? Next thing you know you'll tell me John Kerry served *sticks mic out to the crowd.* I find it funny when a thread like this is made and nobody from the "Conservative Brigade" responds right away then posts will arise like "OMG none of the Bush faithful are responding to this -- we win..."

Wow, such hurtful insults. Looks like someone's SENSITIVE GLAND is in overdrive OMG FLAMEBAITING...

I'll let you all know what I think in a few hours once Rush talks about it...

Perhaps the Hamas leader just needed a time out...

Uh, because I'm a nice person. Is that so freaking hard to believe? Actually, I had to perform community service in high school as a bullshit graduation requirement. My HFH excursion wasn't for that though -- I pulled weeds for some church for six hours in order to graduate Hampton High School. I did HFH because some chick running some outreach program at my college told me it would be fun -- lying bitch...