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Forget about fighting for my rights and get my formal gown to the cleaners. Chop-chop...

Why don't you take the bus to work. You know why. Because you paid for your car, you bought the gas, so you can drive it. They pay to get on the bus, that shit should come to them. Hell, they already have to go through the hell of public transportation, now you want them doing extra walking? Fuck that. 0 feet beats 50 feet everyday. Ripper: Defends the Lazy. I would take the bus if it wasn't for the fact my job is 30 miles away. That would be a LOT of transfers. I took the public transportation system to and from school for two-and-a-half years. I drove to a mall lot, parked and took the bus into glorious downtown Pittsburgh. There's no feeling quite like waiting for a bus that's 20 minutes late and seeing some homeless guy peeing on this building that has a plaque on it claiming it to be a Landmark Site. Let these lazy pieces of shit walk an extra block or two to reach their bus -- think of all the calories they would burn. Preach on...

From Ol' Dirty's first album: Rhymes be stinking like a girl's poo-poo...

Odd that's it's from Virgin Airlines. I'd hate to see what the stalls look like...

Too much power is better than not enough when it comes to toilets...

OK, public transportation is starting to get on my nerves. On the drive to work, I take the left lane for this stretch on Route 30 because buses also go this route. Here's what I can't stand -- the buses stop for people like every 50 feet! Jesus, walk an extra block or two you lazy bastards...

Yeah, because your boy already pulled the same shit with "I've heard a theory that President Bush knew about 9/11 before it happened and did nothing," and then "I was just repeating what someone else said, I don't know if it's true." Dean is like a stouter version of Pee Wee Herman at this point. No one takes him seriously, not even himself. Well now we all know SOMEBODY didn't watch "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure." Why, Mr. Herman's dialogue with "Mr. Breakfast" was some of the most compelling moments in movie history I have every seen. And that whole "I know you are but what am I?" exchange -- that's the stuff Silver Screen legends are made of...

Coming straight from the underground -- a young brotha got it bad cuz I'm brown...

Gee, Anglesault, I hear those guys that some people call "terrorists" but other people call "freedom fighters" and yet other people call other things entirely might or might not have been responsible for blowing up (oh dear, that's such a judgemental term, isn't it?) Well, you know the U.S. troops in the Revolutionary War were probably considered "terrorists" by the English, so we ALL come from terrorists (or freedom fighters, whatever floats your boat). It's just that the Man left out the part of us blowing up the Redcoats via suicide bombers in our school textbooks.

Definitely. After all, WHO could see NY Times employees giving to Republicans? -=Mike There's an old saying in the journalism biz' that goes something like this: If the headline would go "Dog Bites Man," then that's not news. But if it's "Man Bites Dog," then that's a story. If the GOP got more donations from NYT employees, then that would have been "Man Bites Dog." Next thing you know you'll tell me Republicans got more donations from Wall Street Journal employees than Democrats...

Fuck Clooney...

You know who else deleted fluff? HITLER...

Fuck Democrats...

I never saw it. Perhaps it's in another folder. Or perhaps John Ashcroft got a hold of it...

The reason they all probably stormed Normandy was because those tax cuts were right behind them on a motorboat...

I personally blame FDR for the deaths of thousands upon thousands of our boys during WWII...

why. The man served his country, risked his life for a cause he now thinks is wrong. I would say that he has more than repaid his country for those college loans and things by fighting in the war. Nope. He has a duty to perform for the repayment of those loans. He did not perform the duty fully. Thus, he has to repay them. -=Mike I think I'll ask my employer for my next 26 paychecks in advance and then quit one month later. And I put the "compassion" in "compassionate conservative" -- he'd only have to repay back SOME of the loan...

Whew. For a second there I thought you were talking about me. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I like to think I bring a lot to the discussion table. (EDIT: Damn you Cerebus -- I don't care if you beat me to this pic, I'm keeping it up...)

Well, I, for one, could give two shits about what the rest of the world thinks about us. Oh, and congrats on bringing back that Avatar -- no matter how many mean names we call each other, that little fuzzy thing is so cute...

Great Thread sub-title Terror. This will be the Best Thread EVER!!! (inside joke for those keeping score at home...)

Actually, Mike, I think a better idea would be to publish two Kerry books -- one contradicting the other...

Ok, I will since you asked nicely. OH THE HILARITY! ONE CATS WHITE AND THE OTHERS BLACK CUZ RIPPER IS BLACK AND STARDUST IS WHITE! Stardust is white?!? Ripper is black?!?...

Sorry, but I don't talk about rumor and gossip...

There's too many things for me to name here. And if they would just say, "Boy, answer this for me!" you'd be bitching about that. I don't think that's too bad -- although I get a laugh from the "Do you work here?" And then they have that look of total surprise. Gee, crowded place. I'm not looking where I'm going. OMG I bumped into someone! The shock!!!...

Or a school bus...